/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54825791
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Monday RRP: 2,239.866B, 103P = 21.746B per (roughly)
Tuesday RRP: 2,267.130B, 102P = 22.227B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
>Q4 + FY22 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/19986/html
news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
>Watch for votes (Rec.: Apr 21) for Jun 15, 2023 @1000 CDT Ann. Meeting
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>54825791
>PUBLIX ANON NOT LIKE THIS.
Is this why we haven't seen the real Publix anon in a while?

https://twitter.com/FightHaven/status/1653202649855184896?t=A6AyuZ2JchP3gU9qe9oB-A&s=19

Friendly reminder

kek bankies

>>54825829
Here is a better angle.

https://twitter.com/ucf_problems/status/1653206431359815690?t=XdbCGk7TEUyUGBrZk9p4oQ&s=19

A new thread. No one knows if I'm a shill or a holder. Veeeeery exciting.

Toohoosday holding.

>>54825829
Was waiting for this, kek.

>sneed & co
So let me get this right. Sneed linked up with the federal reserve and now he owns like 95% of all stocks?

>>54825861
>>54825853
>>54825829
>3/5 of the first posts are talking shit about publix and their customers
It's literally tomorrow.
Pre-order for when he posts, lemme get a fresh lemonade and a salad with a raspberry vinaigrette.

>>54825791
kek dumb fuck baggots

kek retarded faggot baggies

>>54825920
>fresh lemonade
comin' right up

>>54826013
>>54826014
You're right of course. I'm selling first thing tomorrow

With all the bank failures, what are the odds we won’t have to wait until the debt defaults?
I have things I want to buy sooner than later, I’m a patient guy but not that patient when I see the end in sight

>>54825853
>At publix you can get anything you like! Even nigger moments!

kek kennies

>how many shares to make it?

1-10 shares will make you like Andrew Tate rich. You’ll be able to certainly maintain the appearance of being wealthy and people will believe you.

11-100 shares will get you into Taylor Swift range. You can buy a private jet, ensure your friends and family are taken care of for multiple generations.

100-500 this is the Elon Musk range. You can start and purchase corporations on a whim. You can explore scientific curiosity’s without cutting down on your extravagant lifestyle.

500-1000 - this is where dynastic wealth comes in. You’ll be so wealthy that there will be literally nowhere to keep all the money. You can give hundreds of millions to your family and still be wealthier than everyone else. You can fund wars, city states, and start secret societies or religions.

1000+ - this is a level of wealth yet unseen in the world. This range will breed God Emperors that will either clash for mutual destruction or forge a new plane of reality because there isn’t room for multiples in this one.

if you have RC or DFV numbers of shares, you should expect to be contacted by extraplanar and/or extradimensional entities via fever dreams. Your time to ascend the physical plane is here. Mortality and the realm of atoms will soon be but a fond memory. You become a being of pure energy, void of shape and substance. You can shape any plane of reality that you choose.

Hope this helps.

>>54825853
Didn't publix anon bitch about niggers closing publix like a couple days ago?

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Increasingly Insolvent Bankies can do about it.

WAGMI

Is it a requirement of holding this stock to be mentally handicapped? Or can I still hold? Thx

Do you need to pre-order if you want to get a copy at the midnight release? I checked the site, but it’s a little confusing

>>54826220
Nah, just turn up it won't have sold out by the time you get there. They'll be expecting huge demand.

Ken Griffin is an ashy porch monkey nigger.

>>54826268
>delivering enough physical units to meet demand
>Nintendo

>>54826014
wrong thread
>>54822678
>>54822678
>>54822678

>>54826148
Fellow GodEmperor frens. I propose a temporary truce to avoid unnecessary conflict. Once we have taken control of the world back from the vile goblins we should hold a meeting and establish a worldwide uniified science initiative for space colonization. Our combined resources should rapidly expedite this process. In the interest of fairness, we can draw lots to see whom gets which planet. Personally I'm hoping for Neptune.

My statement hasn't posted on schedule yet boys.
Also, any update on the 'deletion' of the zero share plans. Some posted that CS would remove those on request.

>>54826337
Dibs on Uranus

Last thread. WAGMI.

I want nothing less than 2 billion "Elite"-kekkies.

>tfw MOASS

>>54825861
why not just change the definition? What, theyve got no smart nigger in the white house?

so $18,000.00 is where it starts?

>>54826541
It’ll stay there for precisely 10 minutes while the stock is (((halted))), then warp to six figures the nanosecond trading resumes

At 18k a share I would have 18 million dollars. WOW that's a lotta money

>>54826541
I might sell one at that price for hehs, or even keks.

>>54826541
Fuck we're gonna be so rich.

>>54826567
I'd sell some broker shares at that price to pay off my mortgage.

>>54826541
God I just want a gf

>>54826498
They already did kek, arguably we're in a recession now.

I’m going to continue to book my shares and furiously masturbate to self curated AI hentai and there’s nothing you faggots can do about it.

WAGMI

>>54826582
Hedgies WISH I would settle for a million after tax. Make it 2000x Hedgies before my lads call me a fagot paper hand. I bet it won't even take 3 minutes.

I’m not paying taxes post moass. Just going to move to a cool new country

>>54826715
I’m not paying taxes because I won’t even consider selling any shares until the 16th amendment is repealed

>>54826608
Do not consort with modern women. If you want sex buy a hooker, if you want companionship get a do, if you want kids get a surrogate, and if you want human contact make some guy friends. Do not date or worse marry any women until our genetic research makes the new updated woman. The current ones are just the open beta and they're buggy as shit.

>>54826744
you must know only shitty women, all the women ive had relationships with were great.

>Shorts ID?
>Sorry, you're on the list. No entry into Hyperboria.

>>54826744
I started watching this autistic qt youtuber and she just punched a hole through my fuckin heart. She's a video game collector but she started off on a tangent about finances which really did me in. I'm just so desperately poor and miserably lonely

>>54825853
>>54825829
>getting beat down by a groid with his shorts half way down his ass
that's rough.

>>54826800
>Sir, your ID says you have shorts.
>I can't allow entry.
>Also, get a haircut. You bum.

>>54826541
>>54826582
>$18,000
It's missing about 4 or 5 zeroes a comma or two.

>>54826796
This doujin is fucking hot as hell, but the power tripping is insane.
>"nerdy virgin has insanely long dick and somehow becomes a sex god getting his own harem, stealing a rich girl's virginity, stealing a girl from her boyfriend, stealing a slave bitch from her former master, stealing his childhood friend's virginity who really loves him and has no idea of what he's doing with the other girls, and he got insanely ripped while doing it"
Like it's the ultimate male fantasy. But no matter how cheap the story feels, it's hot as fuck.

Ken Griffin owes me money.

>>54826744
naaaaah dawg, I'm just gonna get a skinny fit white 18 year old sugar baby. Preferably before Christmas. Maybe even take her to Colorado so we can ski and drink hot chocolate in the nude under blankets while playing vidya.

>>54826582
oy vey
https://twitter.com/InvestorTurf/status/1653502009297850368

why no moass?

>>54826927
Anyone asking for receipts is a shill
You have to believe that 1 share sold for 18k (but just that one, it was a glitch somehow that it's true value got shown)

>>54826541
No? It was like 200k in dark pools.

>>54827000
The source is a screenshot of some dude's Fidelity account from Superstonk.

>>54827011
one supposedly sold today for ~$18k, that's why I said that

>>54827020
Pretty sure Dave Lauer, the People's Champion of Market Reform already prebunked this as a "dropped packet". Sad, but we'll see those numbers someday

>>54826879
Participet?

>>54827028
On the goy market? Breddy cool if true.

>>54826211

Best motivation

Please MOASS I want to put my face in some fat cheeks

>>54826796
They must have been short relationships. Mark my words they are all like that. All of them. Some are just better at hiding it until you've married them. Ignore my warning and they will strip your wealth and happiness from your cold hands and spit on your broken body before running off and finding another victim. I don't want you bros to end up like the redditors after this.

>>54826809
All that will fade the moment you're filthy rich and have renewed purpose in life outside of just surviving. If you latch onto a woman as soon as you're rich she'll tear you down slowly and steadily, downlaying your every achievement and inflaming all of your failings. Nothing is ever good enough for a woman. She'll make you feel useless, stupid, and pitiful even as a man who stood against the entire world now standing in a mansion fit for kings. You'll end up feeling just as you do now but you won't even be able to escape to video games without your new emotional parasite barging in and bitching about you not spending every waking moment working to do whatever inconsiquential bullshit she wanted. Slavery is preferable to what I've seen happen to some married men.

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>54827103
see, I'm just gonna mold an 18 year old sugar baby to my will. When they start to fall for you just learn how to pass their retarded shit tests. Also don't buy them gifts, just take them to nice vacations, outdoorsy dates and make memories with them. If you can get them to cook, garden and shoot with you then you've won.

Baggie? I'm more solvent than the banks.

Flip a coin, I may lose my job tomorrow. If MOASS hits that would be fucking hysterical.

>>54826879
Sauce? I need something to read that's just stupid enough to keep me interested.

>>54827041
>dropped packet
Does DL even know how fucking computers work? There's about 3 different error checks every computer-based message goes through on a modern network that makes transmission errors impossible in practice.

>>54827445
cool it with the antisemitism bud

PICREL anyone know any info on this guy, he was very vocal very early on 2 years ago and has completely gone ghost. I havent thought much about it since

>>54827420
>420
Son, you’re getting promoted tomorrow.

>>54827445
>>54827479
I'll need to verify this first with a wrinkle brain but I'm pretty sure Dave "Big Tick Energy" Lauer knows a little more about the financial markets than you

*RC tweets*
People: ok, whatever

>>54827569
He doesn't exactly get the juices flowing. Remember when Elon tweeted about Doge and GameStop and both had those massive run ups? I wish we had a cool billionaire like him as our chairman

>>54827569
>*RC tweets*
>People: ok, whatever
>BBBaggies: IT'S US HE MEANT US HE WAS TALKING ABOUT US BULLISH WAGMI WAGMI WAGMI

>>54827487
Haha. Thanks mane I needed that.

uh oh

>>54827103
gtfo the burbs/city you fucktard
also barely made it past first sentence. ligma

>>54827674
It's a nothingburger

>>54826071
abomination

>>54827828

>>54826800
lol what the fuck, source? Not being able to discuss a specific group of positions is suspicious as fuck

>>54825853
>Alcoholic gets his ass caved in a publix
Yep, this is america

Hmm, fairly quiet tonight. Question: if Hedgies are overshorted, why not create a direct competitor to GameStop or just purchase one, sell games, computers, etc at a loss and put them out of business? That would cost billions, but that's a drop in the bucket compared to MOASS phone-number prices.

>>54828147
A billion dollar enterprise? With only two years on the market, localized entirely within GameStop's longstanding backdoor deals with game publishers?

Can I see it?

>>54828147
The hedgie strategy is to attack a competitor business. Who are the hedgies supporting? Probably Amazon and Bestbuy, which are both absolutely shit businesses.

>>54828187
It’s totally Amazon. Bezos was a hedgie himself and worked on the first darkpools.

>>54828147
It's quiet in here because they're all busy shitting up the BBBY thread.

>>54828147
Because in their world, moass is an impossibility. It can't ever happen because the markets don't work that way- under normal conditions.

When will gamestop launch anything that makes money

>>54828245
Thats the real world stupid fuck

>>54828258
kek hedgies

>>54828147
They did the whole 'netflix gaming will kill gamestop' story ark for a while, not really that easy for them to do what you're talking about though.

>>54828260
Kek dumbfuck baggies
Shit on by crypto
Shit on by shitcoins
Market never crashing
Economy never crashing
Homes never coming down in price
Gamestop never going above $20 again

Kek enormous gigantic baggots. Redder every day. New 2 year low very soon!

>>54828269
>banks are collapsing every week and JPow admits a recession is coming but the market won't crash because ______

>>54828288
Lmao baggot. You mean the overleveraged tech and startup banks? Boohoo. The largest bank on planet earth bought them. They'll make 500 million a year from a single bank. Priced in

>the market won't crash because

It's priced in. The correction already happened

>>54828256
I promised my sister GameStop would have NFTaylor Swift tickets. If she goes to another platform I'm boned

They will run their proxies into the ground but the outcome will be the same. A dark and cold bathroom or alleyway their brains spattered across the wall.

>>54828322
>continued rate hikes stand in your path
The Fed will pick the dollar surviving over the banks if they're not going to let the market have an actual correction and can't tank the economy without kicking off mass civil unrest.

>>54828469
I think past a certain point of bank collapse we get the unrest anyways.

>>54828488
Not if the FDIC backstops all depositors money and cuts deals with megabanks to acquire the failed ones. A currency can function without a bank, a bank can't function without a currency, and the fed is rightfully pissed at every dogshit bank that played stupid fuck-fuck games with bad bets on leverage on top of that. They'll kill every bank in the country besides the big four before they let the dollar die and have already let the dollar inflate about as much as it can take as it is. Jerome comin' for that ass.

>>54828529
>25 bps

>>54828542
*250

>>54828542
>not understanding rates above 5% when everyone was expecting the same 0% they had for a generation might as well be 10000bps
Midwits need not respond, there will be no pivot

In Shitney, explain how this branch is still open?

>>54828469
Who holds the dollars you gigantic midwit? Oh.... the banks?

The small banks will be consumed
Nothing will happen
Investors will donate their money to the execs
Depositors will be bailed out
Gamestop baggies will not be saved

Cohen abandoned you long ago. He writes kids books now

>>54828553
If they actually want to save the dollar they need to not fuck around. Though knowing their current compromised nature its almost set in stone barring someone being murdered in broad daylight.

>>54826796
You just need to slap them around a bit and withhold sex, and they will do whatever you want, because they know all other guys are smallsons that will never stand up to them

>>54827258
How to get a gf that cooks and cleans:
>step 1: demand it
>step 2: make them horny a lot, but dont fuck them
>step 3: slap them and withhold sex
>step 4: ????
Profit
>b-b-b-but I want a tradwife slavegirl without having to put any effort in
You do know you grandfather, his father, his grandfather, etc, spanked the shit out of their women right? They like it.

>>54828562
>he thinks banks hold most of the dollars
Like I said, midwits need not reply. Everything else in your post is fudnig cope. Livestream your ledging and I'll sell ten shares of gamestop during the squeeze for the price one share traded by FINRA (FINY) went for today of 18k. You lot have talked mad shit for years at this point and the reckoning is at hand. Dealwithit.mp3
>>54828570
Have to play the game to win the prize.

>54828322
And people call 'meme stock' investors irresponsible. Holy cope.

>>54828656
Cope harder poor baggot.
You are closer to zero today than you were yesterday or than you were 2 years prior to that. 2 more weeks right baggot? Wrong every single day!

>>54827481
this guy was just a larper. he got exposed and vanished. seems like decades ago. but at least i have had time to drs and book my shares and not left them in a broker to get rugged. WAGMI

>>54828718
>nothing but name calling, emotional appeals, and calls to action
You're losing a game you didn't know you could play. Kashmir rightfully belongs to Pakistan, Crimea rightfully belongs to Ukraine, same way your employers money rightfully belongs to me and will be mine.

>>54828787
Ukraine will lose. Just like all gme holders will. Warms my heart to see the volume drop lower. Almost as quickly as the online superbaggot users do!

I come here to huff the FUD.

>>54828823
>shilling for Russian kleptocrats when we know those are Kenny's main clients at his hedge fund
blyatbrothers we got too khoky

>>54828617
I don't think you need to slap them around, just be an actual respectable man and they will respect you

>>54828823
>just pure cope
You idiots always fall for it. Drink less wodka, pleb.

>>54828908
>they need to beat their women to keep them in line
I just give mine good dick and wash the dishes, blyat

>>54829081
>I just give mine good dick
the true secret

women require shame. if she is not aware that infidelity, bad output, or witholding sex too long will get her outcast and bullied by the church/society, then she will do what she wants when she does.
also, hit her. in general, but especially during sex. not hard, dont damage or frighten her, kek, but make sure she understands you're capable of murdering her if she remains disobedient.

>>54828908
>b-but my nice trad girl from Kanses who I treat with respect! She's not like all the other girls!
You are going to lose everything and I'm not going to feel bad about it. You were warned extensively.

>>54829317
This anon however is experience with women. ygmi

>>54827422
https://exhentai.org/g/2539622/04aa39db44/
It has Korean names in it and it's long as fuck, but it's good. I also just realized that the childhood friend only resembles >>54826796
this girl. It's not the same.

>>54829358
i know enough about women to despise them categorically and eventually groom the singular specific one i want to keep around for impregnation.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>54826071
Heh.

>>54826211
>>54826355
>>54826466
Checked.

>>54829358
you sound like an incel retard

>>54828908
Yes, you do. Every woman nowadays got daddy issues because their dad didnt raise them. You dont beat the shit out of them, you slap them if they give you attitude, and spank them when they do something wrong.
Theyre not gonna respect you for being a nice guy.
>>54829081
>I just give mine good dick
Yes, and in a couple years she will find you boring outside the bedroom.
And considering you write 'blyat', you might be Russki. Eastern European women especially needs to get beaten hard, otherwise they turn into demons.
>>54829317
Yes.

>>54829433
Quite the opposite. This comes from someone who has both dated and due to work spent a great deal of time around women. Incels are in fact the most vulnerable. The hating women thing is a cope they'll drop the moment one shows any interest. and when you're ungodly rich, you get alot of interest.

Ask anyone else who has experience with women, especially over long periods of time, and they'll tell you the same thing I have. Well unless they've been beaten into obedience verbal punching bags by their wife, but the cold dead eyes and inability to feel joy should give that away.

>losing argument
>call him an incel
all women are coombrains, ironically

Kek the devolved state of this general during late night threads I tell ya

>>54829317
If you have a woman that you need to hit, you have the wrong one. The hell demons are you people with? Insanity.

>>54829563
This shows many of you lack the emotional awareness to understand women.
Beating is just partial truth: women, unlike men, think peace as “no attraction”.
They need their partners to “handle them”, which means keeping an emotional story along or they’ll make one up. Violence is just an heightened emotion, and the impossible role for a man today is to be emotionally aware without losing composure and the pulse of a situation.
My suggestion for the newly rich is to understand human nature, and that both ideology and the subconscious actions are determined by a lived pain. Pain always feels real and true, so it’s easy to start there by building your model of reality.
This is the basis of COINTELPRO, where the creation of pain can create new ideology (like the trans craze, textbook cointelpro script where they suggest you feel bad in your body, plant the pain and then offer a solution) and through ideology you can then influence behaviour
The typical woman fears not mattering and being replaced, while anon fears being bamboozled, so he seek refuge in either fiction or hard data. Hedgies have found this to be unbreakable and that’s why they’re shitting their pants. I’d say most anons care more about being right and removing the bamboozling of the stock market than the money itself (“total hedgie death”, “no cell no sell”) and since hedgies always bargained out of their mess the prospect of a unmovable mob applying pressure is super scary.
In conclusion be aware of what fear moves the people around you, accept that their lives experiences made them feel that truth, and once you really understand their journey you can guide people out of trauma.
In this case the only option for hedgies would be to have a blockchain backed stock market, arrest a few of their own, letting it rip to create the 200k millionaires and let way to “rule by code” systems, where newly rich anons have a say in the design, making it “bamboozle proof”

>>54829818
lots of wordsss

>>54829833
Sorry you can’t read

>>54829848
same

>>54829818

There goes 20 years of 401k progress. Was going to kill myself with car exhaust but realized I couldn’t with my Tesla.

TOTAL HEDGIE DEATH

>>54830118
I really do hope BBBYggies kill themselves in the garage, that shit is hillarious.

>>54830144
checked

THD

its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooon

ticky tock

kek head of narratives

>>54830118
i really hope this is true but we all know it isnt

heres a rice kernel for your family

>>54830354
>it's soon
Said the baggot 831 days ago

Spoiler : it isn't anytime remotely soon

>>54830401
wow and i'm still here unchanged that seems extremely convicted of me.

one less distraction

>>54830401
>It isn't anytime remotely soon
Thanks for confirming it'll happen eventually. Good to know you're on the team :^)

>>54830251
It looks like she hits a wire or something just before impact her body kinda slings itself

ive realizied that todays is indeed wednesday, as i saw that shillniggers were still posting cringe

>>54829818
This was a based and accurate post. Well done.

KEK

we like the stock!

>>54826541
In March 2022 it was showing 6 figures

Evil bastards

a few threads ago certain anon was saying that moass will start when bbby will get delisted, can someone elaborate on this?

just got off the horn with the higher ups (real fucking high), they said its fucking soon and maybe even in about one more fortnight

tick tock

>>54830915
He ended up being right about BBBY though... Maybe we should listen to what he has to say.

>>54825791
so its over right? going on three years and still nothing? GME has no intention to capitalize on the naked short positions, is it just a regular stock now?

is anyone else hot? its fucking sweltering in here. one more day....please....one more day...this has to be viable.....i cant breathe

kek reporties under water

https://youtu.be/T3W4Mx2aSGE

god the pressure on your neck
oh man i hope you top men have what it takes

i hope you dont all just suddenly vanish

kek mismarkies whoopsies!

did i do your splivvy as a reggae split?

tick, tock

>>54827495
>appeal to authority
>Yes trust the expert goy, don't think for yourself

man the packets

god damn a packet just flew over my house

>>54831024
>>54831016

Why are you showing data from September as if it matters now?

>>54831049
it matters, you're just a dumb a bitch ready to forget

>he doesn't know

im sure its just a feeling you get when you own gamestocks, you little top man u

baggies KEK!

So Ryin is going to buy Bobby for cheap? Would that un-delist the stock?

Hi baggies just came here to kek you bros
KEK DUMP BAGGIES
See you again tomorrow, bye

>>54826014
>>54831138
Keep on trying, Moshe

>Putin assassination attempt

Yeah maybe finally this clown market will crash

Kek desperate dumbfuck crypto baggies

you missed the boat lmao and now you're coping, reddit baggies

>>54830957
All that doesn't matter until it does, though

>>54831532
another one?

>>54831532
The installed are extremely desperate for a false flag.

>>54831555
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1653727519781056514?s=42&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

Yeah

>>54828269
>Market never crashing
>Economy never crashing
>Homes never coming down in price
hedgies ACTUALLY believe this

>>54831575
Thanks, coworker said the same thing happened like a week or two ago. Had to make sure I wasn't stuck in a time cycle.

>>54830957
That's really not that high anon. There's plenty of tickers out there looking like that.

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>>54830951
Yep, and yet there’s still a gme thread daily. Kek baggots!

>>54831049
How else are they gonna get new baggies to buy into a dying company?

>>54830951
retard, we literally have a moass loading screen https://www.computershared.net/?bot=scraper

>>>/pol/425617216
Lotta shills coping with the unraveling of their reality itt
Somethings got me feeling pretty much as if we're about to wagmi
Soon I will hunt

>>54831049
he's a BBBaggie. His emotional low-IQ posting shows. He must be kekked back into the shadowthread.

Jesus christ, who the fuck gets ANY work done with all these fucking meetings, it's ridiculous.

>>54832193
wats meetings precious?

>>54832193
>work
Sir, this is a business forum.

>>54831997
>loading screen for three (3) years
why no moass?

SHAREHOLDERS: WHEN THE FUCK DO WE START WINNING, COHEN?

COHEN: Do you consider yourself Republican or Democrat? Or you don't give a fig?

SHAREHOLDERS: GameStop! We are talking about GameStop!

COHEN: The Fed may have to choose between fighting inflation or bank contagion

SHAREHOLDERS: CAN WE FUCKING TALK ABOUT GAMESTOP??????? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!

I’ve made nothing but mistakes my entire life

>>54830903
they were annoying so it'd be funny

>>54832327
because the loading screen is at %60

>>54832361

Gary Gensler is avoiding naked shorting evidence, Ryan Cohen is avoiding GameStop for 2.5 years. In 2024 RC will still be talking some bullshit nonsense.
"Niggers are wolves in a corporate world",
"I just got off the phone",
"Brick by brick",
"GMERICA!",
"Poop!",
"Jack, I want to draw me like one of your French girls",
"The best time to be alive is now!",
"Power to the players!",
"SEX!" ,
"SEX FOR DUMMIES"

our guy is dumb as fuck, but let's hope we underestimate him. And his stupid tweets don't correlate with his ability to outjew jews.

Shit I wonder if RC's father was alive we would have moassed in 2021 maybe

>>54832357
>he is not allowed to talk about the company his chairman of

its over

>>54829477
Where to slap grile if giving you attitude?

>>54832541
MISTER CHAIRMAN GET DOWN HE'S GOING TO SAY THE ROUND N WORD

Dad: Hello, son. What's up with your GameStop? Why your company is losing value every month?
Ryan: Dad, we are being naked shorted. I know who is doing it but I can't do anything.
Dad: What are you talking about? What about your shareholders, I heard they own a lot of shares. You are letting them down.
Ryan: I know.
Dad: What do you know? Do something, Ryan or I will do it myself!
Ryan: Ok, I'll do it.
Dad: Call me back later.
Ryan: Ok.

Sorry, Ryan's Dad. We fucked it up.

FAT Ryan doesn't want to do anything

FAT RYAN

I miss Ryan's Dad.

>>54832717
can we do it without him? is such a thing even possible?

>>54832750
could someone make it so it says "Cheng can tweet" and it's larry cheng

>>54832357
Let's not have a chair go to jail for "market manipulation" lol.

Really uncomfy with this mini pump happening on a Wednesday....

>>54832790
We'll be red again before you know it

>>54832790
Feels good to have a cute pump after BBBY becomes BBBYQ

We’re closer to moass than ever before

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>54832839
you're going to trigger the algo

>>54832858
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>54831468
Nah, everyone just gets paid like $3 or something.

>>54832808
Kennies, no!

are we finally free from the bbby shackles?

>>54832945
I would suck a dick if that were true.

>>54832790
That is honestly the biggest psyop. Saying that it cant happen on wednesday. Thats like 20% of the week. Well played hedgies

BBBY going bankrupt is bad news because it just makes Amazons monopoly that much stronger. They will employ most of the country soon like in that South Park episode

>>54833052
fuck off, Ryan. It's your failure

>>54833022
Really activates the almonds that shills never really doubted the 'It can't happen on a wednesday because of the Funkopops'-narrative. I'm thinking it's not true and everyday could be a catgirl and/or 2D-girl day. Just my 2 eurocents

>>54833052
kek BBBaggie
Back to your containment thread.

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>54832821
correct.

>>54832925
:(

>>54832925
you scared it you numpty

>>54832925
>>54832839
I hope you motherfuckers finally understand that they use ooos as a signal to kill a run. Stop doing it, enjoy it with your inside voices.

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4599331-gamestop-two-year-life-expectancy

ooo enjoyers ruin everything

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>54833289
That's what they said two years ago, and completely ignore shorting. Probably the most irritating part of holding is the media hit pieces

>The expansion of free-to-play, indie games and subscription game services may accelerate GameStop's margin and sales pressures over the coming year.
LMFAO

>>54833333
Undeserved get

>>54833333
GME baggies BTFO
a funko pop and physical video game retailer isn't a viable business model in 2023

>>54833333
Checked, GameStop is now undeniably profitable and soon we will be able to do whatever we want with our finances

>>54833660
>lost over 300 million dollars last year
>undeniably profitable
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>54833678
woah there, i tell the jokes here

Inflation is reaccelerating, Powell has to go even higher for even longer. Bankies are the pinata for this inflation.

>>54833696

>>54833678
Kek nice giga-cope, all your ilk was saying last year was that GameStop needed to dilute to stay afloat, I would think twice about any financial decisions made by you

Society is pretty much done anyway

>>54833744
sick bro, for real.

>>54833722
Later on we will find out Ryan was a prophet because of weird things that happen in the economy go back to his tweets.

>>54833760
Unless moass

>>54833769
>prophet
>profit
all will be revealed in due time

>>54833278
So you're saying i should only drop the O-bomb when my deposit hits and I'm ready to buy more?

>>54833790
true

What is the average daily volume of the MOASS inducing online jpg market? I would say in the ballpark if 2-5k dollar but it's probably way less

for almost 3 years i've lived in a superposition where i've simultaneously lost everything because ryan won't do anything and i'm also the richest happiest man alive if i just wait a bit longer

kek amc6

>>54834142
I lost track, is that Bags Bankruptcy & Beyond? Also holy shit lmao at
>the absolute state
of their general

>>54833728
Please daddy punish me harder! I've been so naughty by holding so much for so long!

>>54829833
Calls an effortposting anon who is well written a nigger, when in fact it is you who is exhibiting nigger behaviour (being illiterate)
lol, lmao even

>>54834239
no u

>Not like this BBBY sisters.

>>54834320
>98% loss on family savings with two kids

>>54828322
>housing and market is fine
why is the dtcc changing haircuts for GSEs... backed by the government. isnt most if not all agency mbs backed by gov undefaultable, therefore highest credit rating? if so why the need to update under AA to 0%, unless....

>>54834320
at least he's not living in a one-bedroom apartment addicted to his pregnant partner's breast milk

>>54834058
we live in a multidimensional paradox. is this purgatory?

Seeing several new GME coins popping up telling us we're close. When the pump starts they need to divert the attention to the coins and not the stock.
Just look at Twitter, 220k tweets of $GME. 3k tweets of $BBBY.

>>54834395
... Something you want to tell the class, anon?

>>54834372
So basically he's where most Americans have been for decades?

>>54834489
>we're close
Day 831 of baggot cope

RRP 2,258.222

PARTICIPANTS 102

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

I think LoopRing just invented a way to airdrop 304.x million copies of an NFTivvy for less than $200 total transaction costs.
https://twitter.com/loopringorg/status/1649070763457093636

FRC bros, not like this

I just want the whitest of boy summers to begin already

>>54834320
How could he be so foolish and not put his money into GME

>>54834794
>not like this
also this is your reminder that gme rejected proposals for an nft divvy because they were written by ledditors that have no clue how legal shit works, but as far as I’m aware haven’t ruled out doing one anyways once we reach full year profitability

>>54834963
The rejection was due to transaction costs and minting costs. That's directly addressed by this new "red packets" tool.

Bonus schizo RC tweet interpretation round: "red envelopes" full of money are a traditional Chinese lunar new year gift.

>>54834817
Damn they're doing the ol' BBBY manuever

>>54835001
>Chinese lunar new year gift.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ANOTHER YEAR FUCK FUC KFUC KFUC KANFDSOFDFKSFD

>>54834937
He was probably going to "roll his profits back into GME". Many such cases. Sad!

>>54834769
>day 831 of fud's working the gamestop thread
haha nigga

it's over

>>54834393
The corruption is so bad that the government has no option other than to cut off its own arms. They've burned trillions trying to reinflate the housing bubble from 2008, at some point that kind of graft-spending becomes fatal.

>>54835001
Looping was founded by a Chinese man correct?

>>54835081
The LoopRing opensource project has a Weibo and some major Chinese committers, and the CEO is named "Steve Guo", so they're at least operating in the Chinese space.

>>54834320
it's a copypasta that's been getting posted for days.

>>54835138
Oh and apparently their LinkedIn has their location set in Shanghai, so yes, chinks.

Pinch point bros is this it?

>>54826567
This is the gameplan. Sell one single share for several tens of thousands of dollars of play money and then let Wallstreet squirm while the price skyrockets to $6TN per share.

>>54827569
Whats up sleepy boy

uh, bepisbros???

fucking hell America might be the most corrupt country to ever exist. such a promising start too.

>>54835544
nice digits bepisbro

>>54834900
Nuclear winter?
OR
Americans wouldn't be able to participate.

>>54835549
It is our bill of rights that gave us a fighting chance. Criminals will hide behind any label if it means they can distort reality to their liking. Warmongers, thieves, traitors. These creatures are not American.

>>54835549
with jews, you lose.

What’s this? Ryan Cohen was one of the bidders for BBBY a few months ago?

>>54835752
What's this? A Dumb nigger? Cohen was always interested in Buy buy baby and interested doesn't mean your buying the whole thing. You know, keep shilling someone will believe you one day.

>>54834817
Should have held my puts. Wasn't sure they wouldn't get a bail out though.

>>54835752
Interested Party means anyone that has a claim against BBBY or anyone BBBY has a claim against. Back to your containment thread.

>>54835787
hindsight 20/20, the anime asspulls these monkeys can pull know no boundaries

>>54835752
you should kill yourself

Just sold my most recent fractional and I am a pure book king so now MOASS can commence. You're welcome.

POWELL: BANK CONDITIONS `BROADLY IMPROVED' SINCE EARLY MARCH

>>54836015
>Broadly improved
>If you just ignore the banks that failed

>>54834395
Women only produce milk around 48 hours after birth, not during pregnancy, unless you're talking about colostrum.

Muh fed

Market is GREEN GREEN GREEN

KEK DUMBFUCK BAGGOTS

>>54836094
We're up like 40 cents today.

WTFWT 19:06

POOMPA!!!!
ooooooooooooooooo

>>54836152
POOMPA TIME

>>54836130
Oh boy oh shit 40 cents huh? You only need 107 days exactly like today in a row to recover the average baggot. Zoom out. You're getting shit on by meme coins, crypto and the S&P. Dumbfuck rodents! Ahahahahaha

Your reddit ponzi scheme gets weaker every day

>>54836079
>>54834511
checked and I dunno, a tranny posted this a while ago and I thought it was funny

Kek dumbfuck red charted crypto baggies

>>54835304

>>54834175
kek saved

>54836192
>54836094
>54834769
Keep going, Gupta. You'll get it right any day now.

Another 25 bepis points rate hike today. No pivot.

>>54836590
>25 Bepis

Wow it's nothing. Powell is a pussy

>>54836667
MOASS or...?

>>54836680
>>54836680
>>54836680
Threaded.

>>54836327
>having a family is life ruination