/biz/ - Business & Finance

FIRST FOR LAST RATE HIKE BEFORE WE PIVOT!

Shit market.

MY MONEYYYYYYYYYY

give me one reason not to short every non-jewish bank

I feel the robots and ai are following what i say. and whenever i get too cocky they slap me back to reality... i was a better trader before giving my positions away...

they are tracking me bros...

GO LONG!!!!!!!!! BULL MARKET IS BACK BABY!
FED PIVOT!

S&P to 5000 COME ON LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FRC bros...

What's my next step here /smg/?

That was a big (((not rigged))) shakeout on silver, woowhee

>>54805679
that's a woman

>day 4 of fasting till the stock market goes down

I bought

>economy: slowing
>treasury yields: surging
>dollar: strengthening
>shit tokens: mooning
>lumber: crashing
>crude oil: dropping even with output cuts
>stocks: grinding higher
This is getting ridiculous

>>54805709

>>54805637
Softbank just registered ARM for IPO. How to get in on this?

>>54805669
>something something... just make your own bank

fuck it
bought
a
little
BOIL
there really is just nothing to trade
but BOIL
&
KOLD
everything else is just AIDS

>>54805717
sauce? been wanting to get into arm for years.

>>54805715
I'm guessing the hyper inflation scenario will actually play out. Things will keep getting more expensive as the economy slows and the government will start massive stimulus packages "to fight inflation". The more the economy slows the more money they hand out

>>54805679
I dont normally make fun of people but come on. That thing literally looks like an alien from men in black or something. Be a little less confident in yourself, its just insulting.

>>54805717
Uhhh ADR I guess?

Oh where's my BOBROS AT, where's my BOBROS AT
Welcome to our party, sexy as Ashanti
"Written On Ya Kitten" lickin lime from my Bacardi
Rub it on my body, kiss and twist and barley
Ask the don dada to to dat song
While I ooh-ah, ooh-ah - how I do that so long?
On the DL real baby, swell a dub crazy
DJ rewind that BOBO with that 3L-Dub baby
I move simple, just as sooth mix'll move gentle
I give ya MUMU-mm-mm, goose pimples goose pimples
Ain't the last brother passed over
I be the bastard of the year, y'know that calf punchin back brother
B-O-B-R-O, B-O, B-O
Ba-Ba-Ba, BOBO, not cause I hate ya
Master the mattress, flip an' go backwards
One kiss on your cheek will make you backflip to Chadwick

It feels good to ya (good to ya)
Let me see how you rock wit it (rock wit it)
Ride the beat baby, drop wit it (drop wit it)
And don't worry bout a damn thang (and don't worry bout a damn thang)
It feels good to ya (good to ya)
Let me see how you rock wit it (rock wit it)
Do your thing, come close wit it (close wit it)
And don't worry bout a damn thing (and don't worry bout a damn thang)
Feels good..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s72KZW9Dpqk

>>54805735
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/other/softbanks-arm-registers-for-blockbuster-us-ipo/ar-AA1ax0hR

>>54805741
It's a US IPO

>I'm guessing the hyper inflation scenario will actually play out.

>>54805695
i thought you ate hotdog casserole or some shit?

>>54805758
>US IPO
Oh shit LFG. I guess the play is buy in at open then immediately turn around to dump on the mania.

>>54805763
We're in the reverse of a japan. We're getting a 30 year upward crab and i'm tired of saying it won't happen.

>>54805736
>hyper inflation scenario will actually play out
only if Pocahontas successfully gets J ROMEY booted
he ain't havin' that shit

>>54805736

J-Just one more booster, I mean rate hike and we go back to normal
>J-Just one more booster, I mean rate hike and we stop inflation
>J-Just one more booster, I mean rate hike and we slow inflation
>J-Just one more booster, I mean rate hike and we have a soft landing
>J-Just one more booster, I mean rate hike and we dont go into a recession
>J-Just one more booster, I mean rate hike and we dont have a depression
>J-Just one more booster, I mean rate hike and we PIVVVOOT!

>bought around 200 dollars worth of groceries for the month
>most of it is store brand stuff
>only saved 11 bucks

short kroger

>>54805785
If the republicans cave and raise the debt ceiling with no cuts then it's over, it'll be endless stimulus packages + treasury yields going parabolic

>>54805770
no im different anon

So what will happen to the banks? How bad is it going to get in North Mexico?

>>54805822
>treasury yields going parabolic
Wouldn't that cause a feedback loop of blowing up more banks?

>>54805822
The Republicans have an obligation to the American people to cut spending and do something about the national debt. There's no way they can just give this administration another credit card without some spending cuts after they've already maxed the one Trump gave them.

>>54805838
The great bank consolidation of our time is upon us.

>>54805772
yes then get back in after mania, ARM is going to be a legit long term play unlike 99% of IPO since rona.

>>54805831
cheers fren

>>54805832
The bank failures will continue until morale improves

>>54805850
Biden already said it's not negotiable. If the Republicans set up a road block, he'll just make an executive order going around them.

>>54805855
As much as I hate to admit it, ARM is going to be pushed as the architecture going forward. Overgrown phones for everyone!

>>54805838
>Wouldn't that cause a feedback loop of blowing up more banks?
Yes, but in that case the government will give unlimited money to JPMorgan and allow them to buy up every regional bank in America. An inflation resurgence with a slowing economy and a batshit insane government is the pure nightmare ending to this story. In retrospect I guess I shouldn't have expected anything else

>>54805871
>he'll just make an executive order going around them.
SO theoretically a year later a repub prez just revokes it... instantly defaulting us. What a time to be alive. No way that could go tits up.

>>54805871
Then we will see his team of Jews in court.

>>54805884
>In retrospect I guess I shouldn't have expected anything else
Nope.

>>54804282 I still want this anon who mentioned manufacturing PMI to explain what this means

>>54805838

Doesn't matter, bank failures are bullish for the clown economy.

>>54805884
>I guess I shouldn't have expected anything else
He tried to warn you.

People are dumping TLT because all of those bonds are about to be worthless.

>>54805920
>He tried to warn you.
Yeah but I thought he meant raising rates until the economy enters a deep recession. I didn't expect shit tokens to still be mooning while treasury yields are going crazy

>>54805891
>No way that could go tits up
It's all going to go tits up.

>check the volume

Bobo Said, "We've gotta hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not
We've got a shit market and that's a lot for poop
We'll give the crash a shot.
Whoa, we're half way there
Whoa oh, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it, I swear
Whoa oh, livin' on a prayer!!!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXU1dav4MKM

what ya think?

>>54805949
that Webm is prophetic and scary... wow.

snapchat ai won't tell me about stock market computers

>>54805963
thats a man

>>54805974
Bud didn't stick a faggot's face on the can without the entire board being aware of what they were doing.

>>54805914
Fuck dem bankers.

>>54805891
No, because by then the creditors will have been paid. Also the point of threatening to default is to get concessions from the other side. If you control the house and the presidency you’re not going to default because there’s no on to threaten. The house sets the budget and chooses whether to finance their own spending. If the Republican controlled house refused to finance their own budget that would be retarded.

>>54805850
Only chance we have is if the Republicans don't cave in and force a debt ceiling crisis. That'll fix inflation real fast

>BOIL
I bought way too soon

It feels weird to have experienced this bullshit economic cycle with you guys. We've seen some shit other people wouldn't believe.
I hate that small hat tribe so much more than I ever did now.
It's crazy how fake this entire Judaic financial world is.
Idk where I go after this is all over. I can't look at anything the same way ever again. Maybe I'll just go 25% Bitcoin 25% gold/silver 25% tech 25% cash.
I just feel hatred for it all knowing how corrupt and it all is.

What happens to FRC bagholders now?

>>54805988
>company sleeping at the wheel
or
>totally aware of what they were doing
both answers are bearish

>>54805974
fags don't drink bud and trailer trash gets food stamps so disposable income is free for bud and grizzly. bud fucked up, best case rednecks cave for no loss no gain.

>>54805995
>would be retarded.
Where have you been the last 4 years?

>>54805995
Yeah, but Trump did just that back in 2018.

>>54805955

>>54806013
do you think it is a good idea to buy a put before earnings?

>>54806003
Don't forget: you're here forever.

>>54806003
I didn't think it could get more ridiculous but now we have the AI bubble forming that's making growth and earnings irrelevant. Companies can just claim that some theoretical AI tool that doesn't exist yet will make them profitable in 2028 thereby justifying a higher valuation with a worse earnings outlook

>>54806029
perhaps next earnings, I'm hesitant about how much damage was done this quarter. as long as AB doesn't pull and AI play out their ass earnings should be stagnant at best.

>>54806003
>Maybe I'll just go 25% Bitcoin 25% gold/silver 25% tech 25% cash
that's like the most jewish allocation ever

>>54806039
For what it is worth, INTC seems to be giving it all back at least.

>>54806038
Oh I know, I meant in terms of not knowing how I will see the financial system after this. I mean I knew but this time I got to live it. It's different when you go through things this way.
Like these fuckers are just evil and have no problem using banking to control everyone. And people are so fucking dumb weak and divided that they don't know it's happening and couldn't stop it if they did.
How does this even end?
I pray for God Almighty's judgment on those banking satans.

>they're not buying DFEN
>in 2023

>>54805891
>republican president
Fucking kek you haven't been paying attention. A republican will never be allowed to hold the presidency ever again. Either organically or simply through mail in ballot fraud. The republicans sat on their hands for decades and allowed the Democrats to run rough shod through the country, and now all of the sudden pretend to care.

they are selling in may and going away

>>54806059
Exactly. That would have served me well had I only played the game.
>>54806039
Yeah the AI bubble is almost 1:1 the dotcom bubble. Just hype and I hope it ends just as badly as the dotcom bubble in the end. It's so tiresome and obvious.

>>54806077
I like to think we get driven mad by the knowledge, Lovecraft style.

>>54806085
We're going to get that RFK guy to run third party.

what do you call this stairstep price action? the lunch time trots?

Will ARM be worth buying when they float? I feel there's no growth for them

>Trade
>Profit
>Trade
>Profit
>Trade
>Profit
>Trade
>Loss
>Trade
>Profit
I'm doing pretty fine lads, but I unironically have no idea what I'm doing. Can I truly trade JUST by looking at charts?

>>54806079
>ASVAB lower than your inseam
bruh

>>54806122
Shut up and give Softbank 10 billion dollars

>>54806077
>these fuckers are just evil and have no problem using banking to control everyone.
Tis, but just one of their tools anon.

>>54806130
Until you get heemed, yes.

>>54806137
Perfect score for canon fodder.

>>54806117
That dude literally stands no chance. He already got labeled as a "anti-vaxxer" by the media. Ged probably pull 1% of the vote. If he causes a stink the CIA will just murder him. They've already done it to 2 other Kennedy's already

Anyway fuck it, TOTK just leaked, gonna try not to get depressed over this banking shit and remind myself the Judaics are in deep with the yield curve being so inverted and won't escape so easily from this one.

>>54806137
My inseam is 28 inches.

>>54806159
>TOTK just leaked
Damn Nintendo is going to have the Yakuza on that dude's ass. F

>>54806152
Arguably it's the main one anon.
We've known this is what they do for centuries yet in humanity's stupidity it likes to think it will be different this time.

>>54806079
holy kek I got a 96 and noped out after we elected a nigger. 30 is undoubtedly legally retarded tier.

SOXL will hit $18 again this month

>>54806165
>You have no idea how short I am.

>>54806157
>"anti-vaxxer"
I dont think that means what they think it does anymore....

>>54806157
Nah, he's against putting men in womens sports, and that position will resonate with a lot of suburban women that if Biden doesn't get will hand Trump or whomever the Republican is the presidency.

>>54806181
That's literally the perfect soldier anon. Won't ask any questions and will believe anything. You don't want smart people in the military.

i hate this market so fucking much just fucking crash already holy shit

>>54806189
I'm actually pretty average height. 5'11"

>>54806189
Lose the nose ring.

>>54806079
was... that indio wearing a dress at the beginning...?

i rolled

>>54806210
oops meant for>>54805832

>>54806203
no I get it. and I'm glad he is dumb enough to do it. it's just sad mostly I guess.

>>54806206
>28" inseam at most exalted potentate of manlets 5'11"
The mental image is great.

Remember that an un-controlled bank failure brings stealth QE. FRC being absorbed into JPM will lead to continue QT and balance sheet runoff.. pair that with stubborningly high PMI, inflation and housing. They will not be able to cut soon while banks will continue to lose on Mark to Market of their bets and CRE is not coming back.

>>54805976
I thought the same thing, the signs are in plain sight

Honestly why would anyone want to hold commercial real estate? Its constantly depreciating so you are losing money all the time. Michael saylor was unironically right about bitcoin being more valuable then buildings. It is energy that can go anywhere in the world instantly and always appreciating. Skyscrapers and warehouses are liabilities not assets in the 21st century economy.

>>54806206
>5'11"
>28" inseam
>average

>>54806203
you couldn't be more wrong, after a ton of research the military has found that after a an IQ is lower than a certain threshold they are a liability to everyone and the mission. Not even the military can fix it. I would be very careful and not relax around them for that reason alone.

>>54806192
The DNC isn't even having debates baggot. RFK won't even make it on a ballot.
>>54806232
If he doesn't end up roadkill from WW3, he'll probably live a better life than 99% of this general.

When should I dump cash into VOO

My FRC....

So that's it? >We broke the top of the channel?

>>54806266
That's why he's going to run 3rd party. The American people deserve to have a choice in this election that isn't Trump or Biden, and that choice will be RFK.

>>54806255
Commercial real estate is about to crash and those fucks will neve get paid rent again.

Oh.Fucking.Well.

rumble pump

>>54806306
[a soft distant whisper in the breeze]
>"This time will be different."

>>54805999
i bought a little too soon
got to decide if i want to waste a day trade

>>54806319
>>54804234

>>54806284
>FRC
I bought $10k worth at $18.77....

>>54806291
They'd be smarter to run Joe manchin. Of course you're just trolling anyways because you're a dirty jew. Also stop telling people you're 5'11" we all know you make Tom cruise look like Kareem Abdul Jabbar

I'm getting heemed boyos

>>54806319

what's the earnings play?

looks like spy is just going to go up forever. i better go long before i miss out.

So is FRC no longer publicly traded?

>>54806337
I warned you about the BOIL

>>54806346
Never.Been.Stronger

>>54806319
>>54806346
(addendum)
She's both times correct.
Definitions will be adjusted to meet desired results.

>>54806319
calls on ammunition!

>>54806367
Correct again, even without the need for adjustment.

from today's paper

>>54806337
lmao you the same dude who got heemed on FRC, too?
You need to stop, pal...

Chad NVDA bulls win again.

>>54806319
I'm not very smart I admit but I'll always be optimistic. If things are too bad, it wouldn't matter anyway.

>>54806351
>Thursday
>Apple against Carvana, Draft Kings, and Peloton
The gigacrab.

>>54806394
So... is the plan to kill inflation to nuke technigger bank holdings?

>>54806351
Short NXP and AMD

>>54806394
Nice maybe we can get a new high score

>>54805785
How many times do I have to tell you people? Krugman. Comes. To. Power.

BIDEN: IN THE EVENT OF A DEBT DEFAULT, INTEREST RATES WOULD RISE, SENDING MORTGAGE RATES SKYROCKETING.

Why is biden saying US debt will default.

>>54806416
>Krugman mind

Pretty fucking retarded question, but could you guys recommend some good courses/playlists on yt or any site really that teach short-term trading? Even if I need to pay for them, like Udemy for example if there are good courses,

CATCH HIM ON THE BIG SCREEN LIKE STEVE McHEEM, DO SOMETHING AND NEVER BE BACK ONCE HE LEAVES THE SCENE

>>54806430
I seriously fucking hate Boomer Democrats it's unreal.

>>54806425
Unironically this time is different.

>>54806430
Imagine outing yourself as a pedophile like this

>>54806351
AAPL will beat, but I have no clue how the market will react to the Fed doing another 25 bps hike and saying the exact same thing, again, on Wednesday. So it might not matter if the market gets mad about a hint of another 25 bps hike in June and no sign of cuts this year

>>54806334
Lmao why would you do that to yourself. Retard.

>>54806394
>>54806425
>this is bullish

XPEV

>>54806454
>4 boosters to own the chuds
JFC are these people even real?

>sell in may go away

>>54806334
First rule of trading is never try to pick the bottom. Always wait for evidence of a trend reversal.

>AMZN dumps hard at beginning
>Already trying to close the mark by end of day

I hate this clown world market so much

>>54806011
>Wonka_You_get_nothing.gif

>>54806454
Because I'm dumb and don't know what I'm doing. I thought FRC would rebound and I could have made money. Now I lose it all, but at least I've learned my lesson. Now I'm going to just DCA into VOO until I die.

buy buy buy...

>>54805974
Southern trade guy here 90% of bud drinkers have boycotted. The drink I couldn’t believe it thought they would cave but they didn’t

>>54806397
This time it's different BOIL to 6 dollars in September

>>54806454
kek they should go get their T-cells and other shit checked out and post the results online. I bet they would have a totally different reaction lmao.

once spy clears 420 we are going higher

>>54806425
Because that's what they want.

or maybe its all theater and they will raise the debt ceiling again like every other year. who the fuck knows at this point.

What is the bull case for buying NVDA right now with a PE of 165?

>>54806407
Pourqoui?

>>54806516
they probably tried another beer and realized beer doesn't need to taste like piss

>they actually did it
>they actually let the domino they couldn’t let fail, fail.

Lost $5k on this FRC shit. Enjoy the bank runs as other regional banks fail. I hope the entire global financial system crashes at this point, even if I’m also hurt in the process. You deserve it.

>>54806415
>JPM Wins by Doing Absolutely Nothing

>bunch of speculators trying to get a government bag whining about losing their money
What did you think would happen?

>>54806541
Timing the AI bubble. No one in their right mind thinks it's sustainable, but there's enough AI hopium that a LEAP play could work if you're a bull.

>>54805679
I can't wait for Tiktok to be premabanned in the USA, holy shit.

>>54806547
They will miss.

>>54806566
Yes, but that's bullish for stock prices. They'll just say they're at the bottom of the semiconductor cycle and analysts will boost expectations.

>>54806553
Surprised by how few people bought puts on FRC before earnings. So much bad news. Delayed earnings, 4-5 management teams with billions in client billings going to other firms, 30B deposit required to keep it alive, similar clientele to SVB. I would have bought puts if I wasn't a massive pussy.

>>54806553
That was the goal from the get go. And while every dumbo flees into way too much cash under his pillow, jews and vultures slurp

>>54806577
Correction, their outlook will miss

May bottom Q3

>>54806553
We warned you plenty about FRC. Any upside was always years away, and then earnings made it pretty clear they were fucked.

I am no longer getting heemed boyos
3.50 EOD

>>54804169
to the anon that asked me this in the previous thread... I'm thinking about beginning to identify as a black lesbian woman. I was born a white male, currently 32 yo, but I have been doing a lot of thinking about it and what's to stop me from just saying that I am a black lesbian woman? Why would I need to take T blockers and hormone pills when I already have the natural strap on. What do I care whether it is lesbian love or a traditional biological male/female romance? If I'm willing to identify as a black lesbian woman, doesn't that show that I am open to change and progress? Isn't it bigoted and insensitive to my gender identity to force someone like me onto T blockers and estrogen and hormone? What do you think, I think this might be the best way to get a sexy biological female to sit on my face regularly

>>54805682
a few years of tax write off

>>54805682
My guy... I begged you to sell at 15...

>futures

>>54806261
God I miss four loko. Being able to get a buzz on a single tasty can is nice.

>>54806583
FRC stocks are frozen I'm pretty sure any puts that didn't settle got fucked

>>54805687
all commodities are currently doing shake outs, beside fucking copper, which should with the state of the housing market be 50% down from where it is now

Is this market really as simple as 0DTE SPY calls every morning?

>>54806614
>woman
fine
>lesbian
nothing wrong
>black
slow down anon, transracialism is still a problem in society. it will still be some years until us transracials are accepted for who we really are. so unless you're willing to become an advocate I would suggest keeping your black identity in the closet still.

>>54806336
I'd post my Driver's License but you faggots would dox me if I did.

>>54805682

>>54806650
>which should with the state of the housing market be 50% down from where it is now
*laughs in ITB*

>>54806648
Meh I would have sold the minute the stock price went under 5.

>>54806659
we all know who controls the DMV.

>>54806634
I should have listened. My bad, but thanks for trying.

>>54806583
It was very visible in the media with the $30b from major institutions where they plastered “we can’t let this domino fall or it will ruin confidence in the banking system.” Everything they said pointed towards a necessary bailout to stop bank runs and contagion.

And they just let it fail, very publicly. So, I guess now we see what happens, eh? Was it the all important piece of confidence in the system, or wasn’t it? We will see. To me it’s like China not being able to invade Taiwan, because it will start WW3, but then they just do it anyways. They weren’t supposed to let it happen but they did. So I guess we’ll see what happens now. But I don’t see how anyone in the know can have any confidence in the banking system now. It’s funny that this will probably be what kicks off the complete failure of the US as a world power as the system falls apart but by bit, as more regional banks get shorted to death and it works it’s way up the chain. I may have lost a few grand, but they’re losing global hegemony, likely both their power and their fortunes over this straw that will break the camel’s back.

Was it worth it just to screw me out of a couple week’s pay? I guess we’ll see.

>>54806561
Thats what fortresses do son.

>>54806516
there's plenty of other piss water that you can get drunk from cheap.

>>54806667
thats a nice double top

>>54806564
>Timing the AI bubble.
We are the AI's bubble anon...

>>54806642
>Being able to get a buzz on a single tasty can is nice.
Two cans and you end up in jail, three and your divorced with no visitation rights.

>Pre 2009 recipe of course.

>>54806551
Most of those bumpkins probably just switched to Coors Light.

>>54806394
Ok, but seriously, should I get my money out of my smaller regional bank? Its Frost Bank $CFR

>>54806683
At this point I don't know why anyone would own any stock in regional banks, they could just rug at anytime and have their assets handed over to jp morgan for free

>>54806609
We'll be lucky to get back to the 3.30s

>>54806683
china is waiting for exactly what you desribe to make its move. US debt getting more worthless and then dumping for the kill shot and make sure no US interference can be financed

>>54806394
>It's okay goy because there were dozens of more banks that failed in 2007.

>>54806659
Just black out any sensitive info

>>54806561
>>54806685
Referring to this classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6PxRwgjzZw

Also everyone here should long NTDOY and do absolutely nothing.

>>54806708
If you own shares, you're at risk. If you have deposits, you're gucci. Even uninsured FRC depositors didn't lose a dime or access to their money for a second.

>>54806704
Four loko gives me the blink and I teleport drunk.

>>54806725
To be fair, technically there weren't many bank failures in 2008 because they were all bailed out before they could go bust.

how do you have sex to women

>>54806708
If you're asking that question, most people are asking that question.
So we may actually get a bank run

>>54806757
It just happens. Like fucking miracles. Magnets and whatnot.

>>54806736
lol/10

>>54806708
only if you can't afford to loose it.

>>54806727
you know how much of a pain in the ass that is? i'd have to upload it and then fucking do all that shit, for what? i don't have to prove shit to you fucking people.

>>54806704
i used to drink 4 of those on an average friday night in college. never even woke up in a prison cell.

>>54806758
I keep fucking telling people the banks are making a move to consolidate the small ones... Is it fucked up and bad for the country, yes. Do they care about America, no. Plan accordingly.

Reminder that the fair price of NVDA is whatever makes it 10-15% higher today. If Microsoft and Meta get those meme pumps, then gosh darn it, so should Nvidia.

>futures

>>54806708
Do you have more than $250k there? If not, I wouldn't worry. But I wouldn't be in any regional bank stocks before evidence of a reversal.

>>54806752
>Even uninsured FRC depositors didn't lose a dime or access to their money for a second.
and they are all sitting still and nobody is doing the run. take your meds

apple is the best bank on the planet

>>54806799
no that would be a decentralized ledger, btc or eth for being the most secure and decenteralized ones

>>54806658
I'm looking to be a trailblazer. The black identity will help me get down and personal with my constituents. I'll even start a woman minority owned hedge fund and get all the sista's to give me their gibs to play with

>>54806798
>That rona jump
Ouch. I guess we got some more clearing to go.

>>54806790
is this the food pyramid of penis like food?

>>54806798
Reread what I said, tard. Whether anon can squeeze a couple more pennies in interest from moving into an MMF is irrelevant; he just asked whether he'd lose money.

Long BRK, Long MSFT
Safe big green candles forever.

I"M GETTING HEEMED HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>54806799
But they are not a FORTRESS.

>>54806798
That deposit shrinkage is just QT.

>>54806814
Its always smart to be the last one in a bankrun

AMZN and XOM aren't important or anything, right? Just checking.

>>54806757
Beniz? In vagine? At least that's the concept... or better put, the legend that I've studied for so long, yet never seen conceptualized in reality.

So is it gonna crab until fed meeting?

>>54806859
lmao dis nigga posting from the 1930s

>>54806323
>got to decide if i want to waste a day trade
how many do they give you if you aren't a PDT?

Sirs what will become of my FRC calls

>>54806781
>I don't have to prove shit to you fucking people
Never said you did. I was just letting everyone know that you're 5'5" on a good day if you're wearing your shoe lifts. I'm not trying to shame you, I was just giving you a chance to defend yourself and you declined. Don't worry baggot, there are a ton of other manlets in this general, you're not alone.

>>54806860
Really not important at all, XOM is a cash machine but stock price is way inflated and Amazon is a hemorrhaging shut coin with little cash flow.

>>54806876
worthless

>>54806876

>>54805974
the majority of bohemian burnout chainsmoking degenerates with absolutely 0 money I've known in my life are gay

>>54806873
>nigga
you have to go back Nigger
but anyway, MMF, Bank or pillow, in all cases his net worth is going to melt

>>54806876
The good news for you is that FRC puts would be equally screwed.

>>54806757
It's not possible in the modern age. Sexo has gone extinct

>>54806909
Nobody posting here, this year, and especially this month, has over $250k sitting in some checking account at a no-name regional bank. Anon's $2k in NEETbux aren't going to be affected or even unspendable because that's how the FDIC works.

>>54806869
It's gonna crab until December.
>>54806757
>There was once a dream that was sex.
>You could only make posts about it. Anything more than a thread and it would vanish.

>>54806893
AMZN just made $3 billion cash this earnings

>>54805817
KG is shit, shop at winco and pay cash with the rest of us chads.

How much lower will Oil go this week...

>>54806812
A cock pyramid, if you will

>>54805637
>HERE LIES BULLTARD AND BOBO SONS OF A NIGGER

>>54806752
>>54806793
Thanks fellas

>>54806944
How does 2.50 BOIL sound

>>54806957
I was thinking we could get to $70 a barrel... but Oil is harsh mistress.

You guys did buy the SOXL dip last week, right?

>>54806944
Right about now is the buy point, then it'll retrace to 80. Then you want to sell before it re-retraces to 75. Then you want to buy before...

>>54806869
unless you see a catalyst in tomorrow's earnings, see >>54806351

>>54806911
Honestly it was just a few lotto leaps on the off chance something cool happened. Only 200$

Don't bet against America.

Nick T said FED is going to pivot. without saying he's going to pivot. wink and nod...

BOBO's i think its over.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>54806931
they are just going to be even less purchasing power than they are already, and bigger fish taking the exit wont help his 2000 dollar either.

>>54806991
But what if america bets against itself?

>NVDA

>>54806993
but pivot means recession has started

>FDIC DIF $128.2 billion balance before SVB/Signature (~22.5bn)
How many do you think JPM and co can absorb once the dominos REALLY start falling?
:3
>>54806993
Higher for longer

Sell in april and be thankful

>>54806991
>Sir, they're betting against America

>>54807006
Can God microwave a burrito so hot he can't eat it?

sell in June and you will coom

>>54806874
unlimited unless you're a cash account still under 25k, then you have to wait for funds to settle or get GFVs, so either way you're limited under 25k.

>>54806997
>bigger fish taking the exit wont help his 2000 dollar either.
My point is that this isn't the case. You can look at the FDIC's record in 2008, so far in 2023, and basically any time since the 1930's. They do weekend takeovers and levy money from TBTFs any time their funds run low. Every single depositor under $250k gets made whole before Monday.

Believe me, there's plenty of fake, gay, ineffective, and corrupt functions of the government but they have their shit together when it comes to bank runs.

Coom in May and buy away

>>54807006
Then we're done for. Finished!

Fug boyos I should have sold

bros I'm bullish

>>54807015
2, unless the next one is a bigger one

>>54807063
Of course. *This* is the last rate hike. It has to be.

It has to be!

I should have kept shorting JPY, the crabbing made me lose faith

>>54807063
Good the fed needs to do what must be done to control inflation. I don't care if he has to reduce the US to rubble. I'm tired of paying $18 for my Stouffer's enchiladas

>>54807063
JPOW will just do 25pt again since banks are being retarded. He wants to do 50 or 75.

>>54806993
>Nick T
the only thing that nigger whispers is my anus

>>54807045
I am taking my chances, and every other rational actor would neither. If a ponzi is showing signs of breaking, the most foolish is believing the devs that they can revive it

>>54807088
>$18 for my Stouffer's
So how are you voting at the next meeting?

green is the color, of all that i wear!

>>54807015
ALL OF THEM
>FORTRESS JPM
FORTRESS JPM
>FORTRESS JPM
FORTRESS JPM
>FORTRESS JPM
FORTRESS JPM
>FORTRESS JPM
FORTRESS JPM
>FORTRESS JPM
FORTRESS JPM

I'm losing faith in a crash...

AHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......h.h.h..h.hh

>>54807033
>unlimited
looks like the meme brokers do goofy things to get the goys hooked. Consider me hooked

>>54807141
>>54807141

>>54807076
JUST TAKE THE BOOSTER, I I MEAN RATE HIKE SO WE CAN GO BACK TO NORMAL!

>>54807112
Everyone needs to be fired.

>>54805705
why they wear the navel jewellery?

>>54807132
Just buy. I was a bobo, now I am full raging boner mumu

>>54807144
last thread no bake
this thread early bake
the fuck?

>>54807136
it's FIMRA rules, all US brokerages must comply.

>>54807174
I dont wanna think about it

>>54806553
Capitalism doing its job. Taking money from weak reckless fools & giving it to the uber stronghanded investor class. Thanks for your contribution

>>54806993

If the fed pivots that's when the crash actually happens.

>>54807245
Isnt there a socialist board for you to bitch about jews. Its name is /pol/

>>54807268
Who's bitching. I'm thanking him for his money. No need to be jealous

I make big money, I drive big cars
everybody knows me, it's like I'm a movie star

>>54807304
>spending capital on depreciating consumer goods
are you a nigger

>>54807015
The fact that Jamie Dimon is smiling today tells me he got free money from the government to eat the shit sandwich.