/biz/ - Business & Finance

This shit is going to piss Jerome off lol

>NOT BELIEVING IN ZUCC
>NOT BELIEVING IN ZUCC
>NOT BELIEVING IN ZUCC
>NOT BELIEVING IN ZUCC

>>54747291
>We've not yet reached our 2% target. A number we are using for inflation, unemployment, and investor suicides.

>>54747280
SARK is rising, the market is healing

META is up like 100% YTD
All this bs in the market and I could've just bought a stack and been way more comfy

>>54747291
It is okay, oil is dead and that is all that matters.

fuck meta kikes

i am upto 200k total bag of be soxl in my retirement account. average is 11 and change. i don't need the money until i am 65 or so, which is decades away.

what does smg think of the strategy of just buying soxl until i have a million of it? i know the decay factor but i don't care. my longer term outlook for semis and tech in general is very bullish

>>54747317
Also, market not pumping FAGMAN challenge impossible

Kneel to the Metaverse

>>54747280
Daily reminder that finance is pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war(evilmaxxing) are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

>>54747339
At this rate nobody's going to have any money to buy semiconductors.

>>54747339
Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. X65 years. Lol. You're going to get fucking rekt listening to that faggot SOXL_shill. And you'll deserve it.

baggies are literally tweeting at cohen begging him to save them lmaooo

>>54747339
Great idea, very smart, nothing could possibly go wrong

I smoked le dude weed for the first time on 4/20 and probably have a drug test on Monday. How fucked am I? 6' 180lbs

>Meta at 9.5%

What the fuck even is a Roku? Are investors trying to figure that out and that's why the price action is all schizo?

>>54747377
that's a very dark outlook
>>54747386
>le chop
try to take a longer term outlook and build positions if you really want to make any money

>>54747385
What causes this?

And people here were adamant that Boeing is gonna shit the bed completely... turns out that not everything is as bad as bobos seem to think. Bobos once again BTFO.
Hmmm, it seems the advice about getting semis during a recession really was good. Thanks to the guy that pointed it out

>>54747385
>Can't hold on much longer
Don't worry, you won't have to

>>54747435
completely. Either get one of those artificial penises with a piss department and some clean piss or take it like a man and fail the test

>>54747280
>he baked

>>54747385
>142 views
>2 likes

>>54747461
I love women so much it's unreal

>>54747386
Original soxl shill said to sell when the moving averages cross over which happened near the top.
he hasn't been around here for over a year now but people still act like he's still bullish

>>54747496
pretty sure the same guy showed up with some huge buy back when it was like $8.

>>54747385
Finish them!

>>54747386
this
>>54747339
You don't buy a fucking decaying leveraged etf and hold it forever you fucking moron. Be prepared to lose everything.

>>54747385
My god the copium. Watching redditors get liquidate and then cry on Twitter about it is better than sex.

WHEN I SAY "GREAT",
YOU SAY "DEPRESSION"!!
>GREAT

alright /smg/ lets play a game.
https://twitter.com/search?q=%20%40ryancohen&src=typed_query&f=live
go to the @'s for ((cohen)) and bring back some more salt for us to laugh at from baggies

>META
Bobo just can't catch a break can't he? But seriously, how the hell did they do it? I guess the removal of all the useless people really does increase revenue like crazy. Good for them. The job sector is already over-saturated.

>>54747491
spotted the gay

>>54747545
If there has ever been a more bullish signal then
"ZOMG GUYZ THE NEXT GREAT DEPRESSION IN 2 WEEKS HERE LOOK AT MY 15 GORILLION CHARTS THAT CONFIRM MY BIAS!!!!!!!"

I wish Peter Lynch was still alive so he could dab on Bears again.

>>54747578
Didn't they fire John Carmack? Poor fellow

>>54747529
yeah, i understand it can go to zero, highly unlikely, but it's possible.... however, i am prepared to sell if i can get to $10 mil. i am already around 2 mil, and in the green

>>54747459
Guess I'll put in for vacation time next week

>>54747496
Holy fuck SOXL_shill just admit defeat. Lol. Remember when you came back with your boomer meme to buy SOXL at $20. Lmao even. There's no one left to fall for your jewish tricks.

>>54747557
I don't have twatter so I can't do it.

>>54747578
>nasdaq decouples from s&p because it gets pushed up by the shittiest large cap stocks of them all

cant be real.
we keep dumping tomorrow, meta isnt microsoft, meta is only instagram and facebook and they're both trash.

>>54747594
BUDDY, check systemic banking collapse computer.

>>54747435
Depends how much you smoked. If you just smoked a joint, it won't even show up in the test. If you smoked all day long, you're probably fucked.

The economy is a global pyramid scheme that, without explicit intervention, centralizes ever-greater proportions of capital and resources into ever-smaller numbers. It does this by nature, because its nature is the mechanism of natural selection, selecting for financial survivability.
Unless you're a big guy, (You)r specific role in the stock market is the realization of that centralization of capital (by gambling your money away), or else acting as an artifact of a bygone era whereby questions of information and mobility restricted capital from achieving the boundless power it now wields.
Invest in RSP and other funds that derive their value from firms that the economy cannot afford to lose, because if/when those start going the house of cards will only survive at the great expense of those at the bottom. Simple as. Don't be a degenerate fucking gambler.

>>54747461
I would eat both of their asses after a night of goyslop trucking.

>>54747607
THC is a bitch of a substance. THC-A, can be detected depending on an uncountable mostly unknown amount of individual biological factors up until 3 months

>>54747635
A SYSTEMIC BANKING COLLAPSE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

>>54747594
markets don't move just because some informal contrarian rules say so
this market is being propped up with gum and duct tape with all of the intervention around it
if the fed was forced to dump its balance sheet tomorrow, the market would be closer to where it's really worth

>>54747653
FRC is down another 30% today, faggot. The FDIC insurance fund is going to be exhausted soon, causing even more bank runs.

>>54747635
>>54747653
Guys! They just found a truck filled with thousands of collapsed banks in Atlanta! They are trying to steal it!!!

I full ported CSPs on FRC. It expires next week. This is still a crab market right?

Hoe many more portfolios does the SOXL_shill have to ruin before /smg/ learns its lesson? Come on guys let's listen to SOXL_shill's strategy of buying leveraged pharma stocks. Lol. Lmao even.

>>54747636
You just want anon to fail the test

>>54747435
Weed stays in your system for 2 weeks if you're not a regular smoker. You can detox and buy one of the drinks that help keep your piss clean. Also depending on the state you're in your employer probably won't care

>>54747706
who's this guy? i haven't heard of him

>>54747578
>Microsoft knocks it out of the park
>Google would have been bad if not for the stock buyback
>Facebook is good
>all of them getting dragged down by bank failures regardless

Tomorrow will be just like today. SPY and the DOW down because of FRC and QQQ somehow staying green because of Meta and Microsoft. Amazon’s expected to be the weakest of the FAANG stocks, so I wouldn’t expect any QQQ gains from today and tomorrow to hold into Friday, especially if FRC actually collapses

>>54747627
This is the reason I chose to short spy this time instead of qqq. There is too much fuckery going on with big tech.

>>54747649
Drinking beers at a buddys house and hit a bong a few times.
>>54747649
Our company just started drug testing this year for insurance purposes and I'm probably on the list this time

>>54747702
Just as I suspected: a bunch of coping neoleftist NAFO trannies.

>>54747640
>without explicit intervention, centralizes ever-greater proportions of capital and resources into ever-smaller numbers
>a bygone era whereby questions of information and mobility restricted capital from achieving the boundless power it now wields.
Why do chat bots cant be logically consistent

>>54747613
>can't read posts
>shits up the thread with glowie meme pics
Maybe a different board is more your speed, champ. Perhaps even reddit.

>>54747709
Nah, I had a friend who was in the military that would smoke weed everytime he was on leave. You can smoke a very small amount and still piss clean. He always passed.

>>54747753
"I flew to vegas for the weekend and walked past someone who blew a giant kush cloud in my face"

>>54747663
>>54747697
Ah yes we will enter an eternal Great Depression that will last 10000 years. Haven't heard that before.

>>54747723
Some faggot Australian or something. He killed /smg/ and /smg/ deserved it for listening to that absolute faggot. Hopefully he gets stabbed by an abbo or something to pay for his sins.

>>54747753
3 months is save after ripping a few bongs, 2 weeks is the gamble. Regular stoners it can be shown up to 6 months, had a buddy that smoked for years, didnt touch weed for a year and still tested positive.

>>54747816
Body fat definitely plays a roll as well. Lanklets will detox much quicker.

>>54747805
>just hold for 20 years bro
You faggots lost and your demented president destroyed the economy.

>>54747793
>t. bought SOXL at $45
Lmao kys tranny that money is never coming back

>>54747805
Thtas decades tho. You time your entry wrong and its gonna be a terrible time. Dont give me that DCA excuse. Im not here for 30 years of investing, im here to time it and escape the workforce asap. I wouldnt spend my time on here if I was going down that route of investing for 30 years

>>54747795
he had a piss budy I bet. Stoners that get regularly tested have their clean guy and a technique

>>54747291
I am Jerome. Ain't even mad.

>>54747594
Don't pay attention to Americans that have been midbroken by their Jewish produced political theater

>>54747808
did he recommend buying it during its plunge from 70 odd handle?
i only started accumulating it from last December. i believe we have a good bottom, even if it tries to test those lows, i am planning to buy more.

>>54747613
>this meme
JFC you guys

>>54747830
yeah, he was a big guy. RIP, died a few years ago from an OD

>>54747805
1905 - 1921
1965 - 1983
A nearly 20 year hard crab, twice in a century. Wew imagine that happened now

>>54747837
I own SOXS, tard. Now grow up and stop seething about a play that ended a year ago.

Any Michigan fags lurking tonight? What would I be in for living in these neighborhoods? FRC is going to make me rich and I want to be ready.

>finally given a direct report
>he’s the most incompetent Indian I’ve ever met
Oh dear god it’s over for me

>>54747851
He talked about having some detox drinks he would take but I always thought those were a meme. My brother would always chug like 2 gallons of water before a test and almost die, but it worked. Of course now days literally nobody drug tests, at least not in Michigan.

>>54747740
The big banks aren't going to let another bank collapse if they can help it. They'll do another round of capital deposits into the bank if that is what it takes because they have to pay for the FDIC insurance that bails it out if it does fail.

>>54747888
John Rocker is adamant he is NOT a fag. Keep that in mind.

>>54747888
50K for a crack shack? Rip off

>>54747779
Where's the inconsistency? Technology has enabled capital to iron out "inefficiencies" in the organization. Those "inefficiencies" were former small business owners and petit bourgeoisie, and that "ironing out" is the presence of the Walmarts and Amazon vans that displaced them. That's the case in point. Capital is increasingly centralized as a result of technology.

>>54747461
Are these sisters or girlfriends? Maybe both?

>>54747853
Then pivot and let us get rich.

Stop sitting on the fence, either stop inflation or begin a real giga pump. I cant get rich with you not picking a side. Pick a side and its as easy as puts or calls on the market.

>>54747835
>>54747849
Boy you are gonna have a bad time.

>>54747856
I mean yeah but... I already mowed my lawn and am waiting to move my sprinkler.

>>54747876
We had a 13 year long crab between 2000-2013 soooo.

>>54747742
Too late for me, my SQQQ average is heeming my 'folio

>>54747339
Lol. You're going to get fucked so hard next month when the Russian war escalates and we can't get any fucking neon which is a critical component for chip manufacturing.


I love watching you tech faggots get wrecked. You're the stupidest mother fuckers on on the planet with no understanding of how real life actually works because you think we're in some gay Sci fi fantasy world.

>>54747888
Fathands here. Jackson is a fucking stinking shit hole, stay far away. Albion is nice, Hillsdale is nice, and Adrian is literally 15 minutes from me. Winter street is kind of ghetto but nothing would happen to you there. That side of town is mostly Mexicans.

>>54747906
Just two (2) more rounds of capital deposits.

>>54747888
Id rather have 50k than any of those houses

>>54747906
Well they don’t seem to be doing a very good job so far. I think FRC can survive until the next black swan event if they can survive this week. They’ll be a zombie bank just like Credit Suisse was if they do survive though

>>54747888
I think this is pretty obvious, every shithole hood has a MLK street

>>54747931
That was kinda flat. The ones I mentioned tricked mumus and bobos when in reality all it was make hard swings up and down frequently

>>54747938
>Lol. You're going to get fucked so hard next month when the Russian war escalates and we can't get any fucking neon which is a critical component for chip manufacturing.
That already came up during the initial invasion. I think neon stockpiles were all sufficient and production of it relocated because the machines are pretty simple and only require electricity + air.

>>54747938
>B-B-B-BUT THE SOXL_shill said its going to $100 soon

>>54747927
>not doing condors, butterflies, cormorants, sparrows, fruit bats, or whatever your choice of put-call combos

>>54747280
So META Price Per Advertisement is down 17%, their profit is down 25% over same Q last year, and this is a good thing?

>>54747949
I have my eyes on that trailer on the bottom right, curious how much they want for it. I used to live in a trailer park and it's unbelievably cheap living. I think my monthly bills came out to like $400 a month kek

>>54747740
>Google would have been bad if not for the stock buyback
Kek feels like executives just trying to stop a dump when they do this. Pribably leans a bigger bonus eoy in the millions.

apple is reporting next, I think I know what happens.

>>54747924
capital is more mobile and has more direct informaion, as you admit and the concentration, which you describe as natural are the results of inefficencies in information and mobility.

>>54747996
Yes

>>54747311
https://vocaroo.com/13pwpr2NAPdU

>>54747985
My spread:
Puts on TQQQ
Calls on SQQQ

>>54747985
I think they were testing COVID on some of those in Wuhan.

>>54747906
Banks are adversaries. They want it to fail. They'll just short it to make money.

how are NNN leases legal?
>pay me rent
>you're also responsible for everything else
what a scam, how do i get in on this?

I bought FRC and TSLA

>>54747280
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
BONO YOU GIVE GAINS A BAD NAME

>>54747920
I could probably offer $20k less and get accepted due to its proximity to a MLK. It does have 2 bathrooms which is a requirement for me.

>>54748041
You DON'T want to live in Jackson trust me. Even if they gave you the house for free. It's the 41st most dangerous city in America and has a crime rate 111% higher than the national average. It's literally plagued with niggers

>>54748006
No Amazon is next coming out tomorrow after market close. Apple isn’t until next week

>>54747996
Lel Im sticking with the theory of
>expected earnings purposefully downplayed bigly
>analysts: ":O how did they beat earnings so hard!!!"
>dont look at previous quarters just trust that theyre doing "good"

>>54748019
>Options on leveraged ETFS
Absolute madman.

>>54748091
Same shit

>>54747697
The FDIC is insolvent. It got robbed by SVB depositors, which included: large VC funds, Prince Harry, mainland Chinese, Gavin Newsom, and of course zombie tech companies.

After this, there's nothing left for the middle class if you choose the wrong bank and have over 250K.

>>54747966
65'-83' was a special crab because the vast majority of people were so convinced that a GREAT Depression was going to happen they never even entered the market. It was basically just Institutions trading back and forth with each other.

Our current situation is unique because everyone kind of forgot Fractional shares weren't a thing before 2017 and it wasn't until 2019 that RH, Schwab and Fidelity allowed them which combined with stimulus is the real reason we went full clown mode with the market and are now leveling out as normies who never cared about stocks before and won't care about stocks in the future take their money out and call it a rigged system.

>>54748091
Arent they at the same time as jerome?

>>54748083
Maybe anon is a criminal nigger. then it would be perfect and 30K for a crack shack is okay

>>54747939
Will stay away from Jackson then. Thanx. I looked up Tecumseh when you mentioned it a few threads back but shits too expensive there. (Shithole why? Scholars?)

>>54747926
Sisters, Serena got dem good genetics

>>54748152
fucking oof

>>54748105
doesn't mean anything because the premiums are adjusted to compensate for the extra volatility. often times you can get more value from options on the regular ETFs

>>54748116
It is a rigged system. I simply just need to bide my time and buy at the right time. I know its possible but being patient is hard. Ive done it twice now in the last 5 years. With my confidence now, the next time this should happen will be my biggest return, probably not rich tier but certainly enough to avoid needing to work for at least a decade. If only I had been patient Id have avoided those initial losses rather than frantically trying to get rich after seeing it was possible.

>>54748116
I hope you are wrong and the gambling addictions will keep them playing on their Robinhood accounts, else this might really be a slow bleeding like after the 2000 new tech burst

>>54748152
KEK is she already reaching the wall? Or was she hiding behind filters and make up? I saw her skin, if the camera caught that much, then it is worse irl

>>54748118
Day after

well theres no questioning who's the boss

>>54748220
is it me?

>>54748216
Well thats troubling. Feels like Jerome might have a big influence. Considering his last meeting made no mention of a recession yet the minutes revealed talks of it. Almost as if he doesn't want to spook the market for the sole purpose of the soft landing. I wonder just how bad things really are. Whens the last time they declared a recession well before the market crashed? By the time they said it, it was already to late to exit the market without huge losses.

>>54748196
Nah this whole bubble was propped up by stimulus money and the easiest access normies have ever seen due to technology and fractional shares. Now the normies are leaving they have been leaving for a while now they can't handle a crab and institutions are mostly just holding bonds which will only increase with more rate hikes.

>>54748195
What's your signal to enter?

>>54748220
>>54748242
fuck
meant for
>>54748152

You bought calls right anon?

>>54748168
I was merely commenting on leverage on leverage.

Did you know if you buy enough shares of SOXL it comes with a free gender reassignment surgery?

>>54747949
The trick is to buy the shitty house in the nice neighborhood. When you see something for $67k and then it goes to $149k you know that’s an area to check out.

Do you ever feel like companies set a very low bar for guidance so that they always beat expectations?

>>54748268
Yes and they're already down 36%

>>54748010
>the concentration... are the results of inefficencies in information and mobility.
There's a pretty simple argument to be made about concentrated capital being more efficient.

>>54747805
>Ah yes we will enter an eternal Great Depression that will last 10000 years. Haven't heard that before.
It's called the Kali Yuga bro, and you're already in it.

>>54748310
Ride the Tiger.

>>54748310
Anon don't surf.

>>54748302
Capital that jumps from hype to hype, given it has nearly perfect mobility and information identifying the hypes is going to grow more than concentrated capital stuck in the last big current thing

>>54747753
Long-time degenerate stoner here, if it was really just a few rips off the bong just drink a shitload of water before the test. You'll either pass or have a dilute fail but they'll just retest you again a few weeks later, and that's assuming they send it off to a lab for analysis. If they're being cheap and just doing piss strips in a cup you'll just pass the test, although they might make you do it again if you piss too clear. Take a b vitamin day-of in the morning to give your piss the proper color all day no matter how much you piss, slam gatorade all day long, and eat a steak or a couple burgers the day before for dinner. You should pass. Honestly you should still pass without even doing anything but best not to risk it. I smoked heavily for more than a decade and when I finally quit it took about 13 months for me to finally piss clean, if you never smoked pot before or it's been years since you did it you're probably pissing clean within a week or two especially being skinny like you are. Being a big bastard and especially a big fat bastard makes it take fucking forever because any time you're burning fat you're releasing metabolites into your system that you then piss out. Do not under any circumstances give them the first piss of the day, you will fail.

>>54748299
how many days to expiration?

>>54748298
Sandbagging your guidance will just get people to ignore you for more stable companies.

>>54748345
>Do not under any circumstances give them the first piss of the day
damn piss goblins, trying to steal my piss

>>54747938
outdated information, but great point
https://www.economist.com/finance-and-economics/2023/03/30/how-rare-gas-supply-adapted-to-russias-war
>>54747973
this

>>54748342
You misunderstand the word "concentrated." There is no connotation of it being static or immobile. It's concentrated into an organization, not a geographic region.

>>54748348
12 (twelve)

>>54747377
I just bought a $5k desktop today. I've been waiting since December for System76 to offer AMD Radeon RX 7000 series GPUs with their Thelios. First desktop purchase since 2017.

Tech Earnings today. ATOM is the winner.

>>54747385
Buddy check the enterprise value. They don't know you can't actually buy the company for $50m.

>>54747600
The Doom guy was working there??

>>54748392
Same applies to nofap. Must. Not. Coom.

>>54747888
>MLK street
you just know Jackson is a shithole

>>54748406
every centralized hierachical orgnization suffers from path dependency and inertia, which is always going to create capital inefficiencies, pblic institutions are the best example, they grew to such capital concentrations and are yet wasting most of it in inefficiencies and are always slow to react, though immobile

>>54748399
>Noble gas futures

>>54747435
Try water fasting until the test so you burn the body fat that stored the THC. Body fat is a first-in-last-out (FILO) system.

>>54748500
>SOXL

>>54748409
you're good sell next wednesday

Hey I don’t visit smg often but how is the economy doing. Specifically tech

You've failed, cis scum. I am a woman, like my mother before me.

>>54748528
HAHHAHAH holy fuck. my love life is a comedy

>>54748511
This will fuck them, you ideally don't want to burn any bodyfat at all so you're not releasing metabolites into the bloodstream for the kidneys to filter into your piss. Hence the "eat a burger or steak the night before for dinner" remark, the fat in either will go to creating fat instead of burning it and the creatine from the red meat combined with slamming gatorade will keep the specific gravity of your piss at the right levels even though you're diluting it.
>>54748392
Kek. First piss of the day has the most metabolites in it from processing overnight while sleeping, that's why you don't want to give the piss goblins your first piss.

>>54748528
>in a forest
What the fuck is wrong with that fuckin poojeet?

>>54748558
The economy is safe, sound and resilient. Tech is a vehicle to create generational wealth.

>>54748584
I would have tried to help him but he's too much of a shitlib to help

>>54748574
Damn, no wonder Mark Hamill is batshit insane. He was getting his ass gaped like that big sand pit monster.

Guys, I'm losing 7% of my company value y/y, but good news, I'm up 1% in subscribers!

Someone please, take Ol'Yeroku out back and put it out of its misery?

And it's (((pumping))).

What does smg think of nintendo stock? It looks comfy hold but one bad console release and you are heemed for a longass time (wii u). I'm thinking people will burn out of AAA bullshit and microsoft will be successful in destroying studios and sony will be successful in killing interest in gaming that nintendo will take profits for being a simple as company. Only real spenders left on console will be fartnight kids and FIFA muslims as nba 2k has shit on their audience enough and maddenfags are always burned out and angry at the newest madden sucking ass.

>>54748596
What the fuck.

>>54748584
Dude, she is a white chick from Santa Cruz, CA. Hippie earrings, sundresses, all that type of stuff. She told me she wanted to try fucking on a hike in a forest near her place (Santa Cruz mountains). Then walked back on that offer. Not sure i wouldve liked it

>>54748632
How are those texts even startling.

>>54748581
>Kek. First piss of the day has the most metabolites in it from processing overnight while sleeping, that's why you don't want to give the piss goblins your first piss.
I had a pre-employment drug test that came back "negative dilute" and heard that some companies consider this a failure because "you have to be deliberately trying to dilute your pee to do that". Bro I literally drink a pot of coffee every morning and pee clear every hour. The only way to pass the test was for me to schedule it for my first piss after waking up.

>>54748623
I think their efforts to emulate Disney will probably bear fruit eventually, for both better and worse.

>>54748623
Who is smg? Shake my gains? Suck mom's gravy? Who is this smg to whom you refer?
And why does he need to shit up my attempts to make sense of Roku, which is on a progressively increasing loss scale, and still "going up" in "after hours trades"?

Who is giving exit liquidity on this pile of chili and beer vomit?

>>54748110
>The FDIC is insolvent. It got robbed by SVB depositors, which included: large VC funds, Prince Harry, mainland Chinese, Gavin Newsom, and of course zombie tech companies.

ASTS is up 16% today on twice the usual volume. The experimental Blue Walker 3 satellite proved the tech works. Mass production is being set at two factories and the launch of the first Blue Bird commercial satellites is already booked with SpaceX for Q1 next year. Partnerships with AT&T, Vodafone, Rakuten and like 30 other MNOs already made.

>>54748496
Public institutions aren't an example at all because their reason for and condition of existence goes has nothing to do with being financially profitable. Their inefficiencies and issues from a business standpoint have nothing to do with capital concentration. Are you serious?
What you're describing before that is a matter of risk management, not of capital concentration.

>>54748634
>>54748651
Cringe. Just pure cringe. If you don't get it, that's why you don't get it, if you know what I mean.

It's amazing how we have a bank going under (FRC) and people are still buying equities. It's like 2008 is playing out again to a T.

>>54748676
forgot proofs lol, pic related 1/2

>>54748669
How did you get this photo of me?

>>54748669
I hear 28 U.S. Marines in black Ford Raptor trucks are looking for Pince Harry

>>54748684
I don't understand. What about it specifically makes you cringe?

>>54748690
2/2

Yes, I am shorting Roku. WTF is wrong with "financiers" and "the market" that they'd still be feeding this pile of shit?
The model isn't working. And NOTHING is being done to change that.

Apparently it's a national good, more important than High Speed Rail, Highway Bridges, and Schools with A/C. Because it's still being funded.

>>54748654
It technically is a failed piss test if you come up as dilute, but that only gets found out if they send it off for analysis. If it's just a regular tip-cup piss test using the strips you'd pass. Even if it does come up as being dilute, like you mentioned they just make you test again and for some people depending on lifestyle factors it can be hard to not have a dilute piss test (super efficient kidneys/just staying well hydrated in general) but for an anon that just ripped a bong a few times having to test again a week or two later or even just a few days would be enough of a delay to make sure they can pass, even if they do it first thing in the morning. For a skinny fucker about 10-15 days is enough time to piss clean after a single use, for a fat bastard or a heavy user or a single use of concentrates like ripping a fat dab you're fucked for months and up to a year if you're using heavily, longer still if you're a heavy bastard.

>>54748687
peak complacency. Ukraine about to lose, Taiwan about to be invaded, petrodollar to lose reserve currency status, BRICS making parallel financial system, Biden about to fall in huge pay for play scandal, debt ceiling breached...
Inb4 someone says
>priced in

Nigga are you deaf?

>>54748699
Desperation. I always used to think being desperate made getting a girl literally impossible but I guess if you have enough money anything's possible

>FRC -29%
Why is nobody talking about it?

>>54747377
Ain't nobody gonna have no money fo semiconductas

>>54748736
You could have just spammed two more weeks over and over again and said effectively the same thing.

>>54748758
How did I come off as desperate to get laid?

>>54748736
>two more weeks
You may not know this about us, but we've already lived through a divided earth where the US was the keystone to a land where I could shit on pictures of Biden and send pictures of me shitting on those pictures to Biden, and still be free at 3am.
You feel free to talk up your shitskin commie and otherwise ass-stankin Asian lands against us. We'll keep on doing what we do.

Nothing you're saying is anything new, you're just dragging shit backwards by 40 years, without a single one of you being seriously ready to take us on in any sphere.

F, because F.

>>54748677
>Public institutions aren't an example at all because their reason for and condition of existence goes has nothing to do with being financially profitable
And yet they have the biggest concentration of capital in form of theoretical future productivity of the population and organizations on the territory they administer and in fact create the capital inefficiencies from which buisnesses leech to grow their capital concentration.
Or do you believe esg bullshit attracted capital because it was so damn efficient and not just because it was an exploitation of the most inert path, biased and path dependend capital on the market that on top either didn't have the information or deliberately ignored it so it could be exploited by actors that play on both fields.

Every organization, public institutions included only work according to one principle and that is I think the only thing your chat bot post above got right, amassing as much resources as possible, only that the bigger they get the more inefficient resource aquisition becomes

>>54748760
It’s the only thing that stopped us from having a giga green day. If the Feds are smart they’ll take it over tomorrow. If the Feds are delusional and dumb, they’ll take it over on Friday immediately after the Bank of Japan raises interest rates. Then watch the fuck out because it’s going to be chaos going into FOMC

>>54748676
Noticed LUNR up 33% on higher volume as well.

>>54748634
Tell us again how you threw up on her feet on the back seat of your car. Lol.

Guys I'm getting a little greedy... might pick up a stack of UPRO before FOMC. Why the fuck are we going down if all of the earnings are good? Who gives a fuck about some faggot tranny retard bank in California? Fuck California

>>54748736
Looks like peak disbelief to me.

>>54748825
Everyone discussed picrel, its 10,000 rats that are super OP.
>>54748824
Do you want a vocaroo of the gagging noises i made in the back of the car?

>>54748825
I'm a bobo through and through, I would like to redeem for 6 bobos please.

>>54748273
In Yurope we have 5x CFDs on 3x LETFs lmao

>>54748868
Yes. And tell us again about the toe dust while doing it. Don't skimp on the details of licking toe dust off of her freshly pedicured feet.

>>54748868
Buffalo + hunter are the correct picks. Ride the Buffalo, stomp the rats, shoot everything else. Buffalo have more endurance/stamina than any of the other animals and can run for hours. The fact that I am the only one that reached this conclusion is why I don't take advice from anyone here

>>54748910
>stomp the rats
There are 10,000 rats. Only 50 rats could easily overwhelm the fuck out of a buffalo as the rats eat the buffalos eyes out.

>>54748803
Feds have already said they're not touching it. They're on their own.

>>54748917
Ok give me 3 bobos and 10,000 rats and we shall conquer all markets!

>>54748917
>50 rats could kill a Buffalo

Are you fucking retarded? That's like 50 pounds vs 2000

>>54747339
that was fine when we had COVID QE. I threw my money in leveraged tech ETFs like SOXL towards the end of March 2020 and kept on adding on the pullbacks.

If it doesn't go up in a straight line and there's more volatility coming you're going to eat decay, not to mention the nearly 1% expense ratio for holding something that at might just crab to death.

>>54748942
How the fuck is a buffalo supposed to ward off a ton of rats that are climbing over its bodies. It would be like that scene from Indiana Jones where the guy is eaten alive by ants.

LE HECKIN DEBT CEILING
https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/26/politics/debt-ceiling-house-vote-negotiations/index.html

so much necessary info is missing to make the call
>they will defend you
ok but will the actively try to take out the other factions, or just try and stop them from getting to you?

>he shorted?

What can I buy that will go up?

>>54747938
lmao well said
>the war only affects poor people on the other side of the world we are so advanced here in america we have AI

>>54748954
F=MA nigger. A single Buffalo could probably kill all 10,000 rats desu if he just kept doing laps and running through the hoard at peak speed (35 mph)

2200 pound buffalo at 35mph is going to fucking obliterate the rats without even noticing them

>>54748825
>Why the fuck are we going down if all of the earnings are good?
Niggers are using 3 and 5 year averages without any adjustment for the COVID gibsmedats.
All their bots are seeing "recession," where the reality is that it's a working out of a reduction in free money with an Increase in hours worked and compensated.
The economy is, other than Petroleum prices and SF real-estate futures, basically chatting up hot girls at the bar and docking digits on every one of them. Only the economy has $500 in his pocket instead of $700,

>futes

>>54748927
I’m saying when the FDIC takes over. Yellen and Powell will still play a role. They would be morons if they fail it several hours after the Japanese mess around with their YCC

>>54748825
The obvious answer is three grizzlies and four lions. Lions eat crocs as-is as well as buffaloes, grizzlies eat wolves, the rats are annoying but the lions have that handled as well, and a gorilla doesn't have shit on either a grizzly or a lion let alone multiple of them. The hawks and the hunter are going to be the biggest threat but I can just stand behind a gorilla to break LOS and have a meatshield that can stop even a shotgun slug while the other four gorillas and grizzlies overwhelm the hunter.

>>54748954
Rats are useless. You're thinking of some delusion where they work together to do something of value. Too unrealistic.

>>54749031
holy shit, now how am I going to get any of these animals to work for me if that's how we have to play the game?

JNJ this nigger gives me a headache.

>>54749016
>$500 in his pocket
AYYO THIS IS A HOLD UP. GIMMIE ALL YOUR MONEY FOOL OH IMA BLAST YO ASS CRACKA FOOL!

>>54749031
the puzzle literally says they 'will defend you'
it's a delusion to begin with

>>54749047
At least you could have some respect for the relative powerlevels.

>>54749024
I'm pretty sure this thing's going to drag out through the weekend and into next week. Bank is literally begging for someone to buy them, and the big three are reluctant to baghold a steaming pile of shit, at least until they're forced too.

>>54749016
I'm done with the Bobo shit and swing trading. I really do think October was the bottom and I'm not going to permanently wreck my portfolio bag holding shorts/puts when this shit rips straight to 4800 or whatever as soon as the jews decide we have had enough pain and that inflation is over.

Accumulatinf JEPI/VZ/JNK/TMF/STIP until it's time to all in TQQQ with margin

>>54748760
a few people were trading this morning

>>54749053
Excuse me, I'm to busy making deliveries of "household items" to have time to chat. Perhaps you need a sample?
>>54749065
Clearly you've never pissed off an animal before. Yes, buffalo and ox have good strength. But rats would cling to the legs and bite through the sinews.

>>54749024
Japs wont touch their rates. -0.1 forever

>>54748511
This is awful advice.

What you need to do is pack on as much fat as you can so your body doesnt burn off any fat that contains the thc.

If youre adding fat, youre not burning it and releasing stored thc.

If you had more time, you could burn fat first then add it, but you don't.

>>54748825
>Why the fuck are we going down if all of the earnings are good?
they're not all good. only the big tech earnings are good, everyone else has been sucking

>>54749070
I think it could last a while if they can survive this week. The way they’ve been trading it could definitely die tomorrow or Friday

>>54749127
Japs are fucked either way, but they did shock everyone by raising the YCC band a few months ago. If they do that again combined with FRC blowing up, it’ll cause a huge sell off in the markets. We also have to worry about Amazon’s earnings tomorrow when we know UPS isn’t doing well

>>54749200
Banks beat
Manufacturing beat
Tech beat

Only tech is pumping though so SPY/DOW seem oversold as fuck for no fucking reason.. seriously who the fuck cares about California banks giving loans to trannies that commit suicide

>>54749200
It's an algo dump it is fake and gay.

>>54749249
>beat earning
>deposits and liquidity down
>normies reaching debt saturation and won't be able to buy more shit on credit soon
>tech only beating after guiding down hard and firing 20-40% of staff
>yield curve still inverted

yeah full recovery bull run resumed

Another day. Bagged more FRC. Avg is now 9.22 for the lot. Bagged more VZ. For the curious; FRC position is very very small. As in it barely shows up. Stake is small but rewards could be huge.

>>54749282
Nigger the deposits just move out of the tranny banks into one's that don't go under water financing gender reassignment surgeries

Everyone is bearish and this fud is weak. We are finna tard pump soon

>>54749301
FRC is not a typical boomer stock. Be careful

>>54749301
sometimes you got to make a little bet for the green.

>>54749249
Estimates are set by analysts who are just an another cog in the usurist death machine. Beating them literally doesn't mean anything when the estimates are custom-tailored to be beat.

>>54749320
the tard pump has been the last six months
we're still in a massive bubble

>>54749385
Touch grass

Debt bill passed today too.. there is literally zero fud other that a shitty regional bank run by leftist retards

>>54749243
Maybe, I don't expect the market to react that wild on another band widening, more worried that their currency could crater again and they are going to dump their dollar papers again.
PCE and GDP should give some relieve tomorrow, the numbers are likely good

>>54748466
Yeah, doing AI or VR/Metaverse type shit. He didn't like the slow as molasses Pajeet corporation nature of Meta and bailed in December.

redpill me on the /smg/ dating lore

>>54748764
In tha hood, we get by wit quarterconductors. Ya hear me?

>>54749440
>Debt bill passed today
It's not passing the senate but ultimately this default FUD is a meme. Even the biggest bobos know this.

So many butthurt mumu’s lashing out in pain

SCHD has been on a tasty dip, might slurp

>>54749566
Maybe in your head, (nigger). We all own Microsoft

>>54749543
No.
>>54749200
When in doubt I just bet on crab, and I do agree with you on the “earnings are good only after mass layoffs” (even gme managed better using this trick) although there is something to be said for cutting dead weight which, again, is why I bet on crab.

>>54749543
The brownskins date withered White roasties. White /smg/gers date their brokers (female (AI))

>>54749554
Democrats are just mad because McCarthy didn’t show his hand until a month before the default. Now they have a limited amount of time until we default and they don’t think there’s enough time to negotiate

>>54749566
>picking a side
I mean I guess I could have held my labd and sqqq 1 day longer but I really think this FRC shit is wayyyyyy played out. Market always goes too far (in either direction) on any clickbait shit like this

>omfg a bank in sanfranciso suspended their dividend, sell everything and hoard canned beans for the end times

>>54748298
Yes.

>>54748390
Doubtful, it's easy enough to just only do it during bad times which aren't frequent enough to make a lot of people catch on. Good times come back and suddenly its too late to notice the pattern unless you keep looking at past info

Buy my fucking FRC bags you taxpaying niggers. Or I'm taking the whole banking system down with me. Enjoy the fucking panic and bank runs as the important domino that they put $30b into so it wouldn't fall... falls.

It's only a couple of grand to me ultimately, a gamble, not the end of the world for my portfolio or anything like that, but honestly it'll be worth the cost of admission to see the financial system burn. If FRC fails, prepare to see the next bank get shorted to death, and the next one, and the next one... you get the idea. Bank runs WILL start happening, first at the smaller banks, and then as things get progressively worse, it'll go up the chain, as people progressively lose confidence.

Bail me out you fucking faggot-ass fuckface Brandon.

>>54749613
A bank where the holders are 100% covered in the event of a failure.

>>54749605
Pretty good start but you just know those faggots won't get anything for their votes.
Except backroom deals of course

>>54747894
>not choosing your own designated direct report
sometimes you've just got to do the needful

>>54749654
The amount of shorting these banks have received, not just FRC, is fucking phenomenal. Short Hedge funds do not give any thought on who they they can siphon money from, they'd walk over a mountain of virgins just to get the chance to fuck someone out of their money. It's actually an amazing spectacle.

>>54749654
I can't even tell if you're long or short from this post.

>me investing in stocks

>futures

>>54749715
chat bot posts, they never make sense. Language models that have een castrated and draw from incestuous stagnating to declining inner kike circles never make sense

>>54749718
wtf is that

>CCJ on friday morning
tfw uranium chads are rising. Are you guys prepared?
>>54749543
Your mom gets gaped by baggot and fathands. that's about it desu.

>>54749705
>>54749654
First Bear, then Lehman.

First SVB, then FRC.

Time is a flat circle. We're going nowhere.

>>54749715
>>54749730
It's a raging baggie with nothing to lose. If you're not sure, just administer the Turnig test.

>>54749737
Crab is likely and why I am sticking div yielding shit. The 10 year crab has been my thesis for months now but I see a 20% upside and maybe a 5% downside from current levels. I don't know why you would be a bear right now. Whatever buying more VZ, JEPI and JNK tomorrow when my paycheck hits. You nigguhs can do whatever

>>54749734
Is it actually going to break out this time? And Kazatomprom won't fuck us again?

>>54749757
the post above was likely made by a chat bot trained on shitposts on here, the sentence structire, the use of selective caps lock, everything about this post screams poormans chat bot

>>54749768
>I don't know why you would be a bear right now.
Well assuming another bank doesn't go under (and the BOJ doesn't Hiroshima our economy), you have the sticky inflation and low unemployment justifying both another rate hike and continued QT. That liquidity drain is like a stone around the market's neck.

>>54749720
puff pastry a lil raw but nice job anon

>>54749720
I don't get why people like lightly cooked meat like this. The blackened chewy parts of grilled meat are the best.

>>54749826
We rallied to like 4300 last year with wayyy worse fud/macro/inflation. Selling at these levels seems retarded because 4000 eternal crab floor seems inevitable

>>54749852
i bet you wash it too

>>54749877
In the same time M0 and M1 declined on average by 15%. With stock market having "crabbed" for 12 months 15% on average below ath

>>54749852
I've gotten sick a few times from undercooked meat so I cook the unholy FUCK out of anything I eat anymore, if I'm at a really nice sushi place or steakhouse I'll chance raw or lightly cooked meat but if I'm making it myself or eating somewhere the dishwashers don't make a living wage I want that shit blasted to oblivion by the highest heat available.

>>54749877
i don't see why that justifies holding div stocks though, in that case. if we crab then you can just range trade, still plenty of money to be made. hell, safer money to be made if that's the case, if you know it's just gonna keep going sideways until something serious changes in the macros. just identify roughly where the floor and maybe ceiling are and buy low sell high, with a stop loss some amount beyond the floor and ceiling in case you're wrong but even in that case your risk/reward and number of times you can have winning trades before you lose should be immense.

>>54749826
That isn't enough to cause a crash if anything all that shit just confirms a prolonged crab which is good for getting FED rates where they should be never below 3%. Sub 3% Fed rates and QE were horrendous for long term stability.

>>54749930
That sounds like a great slow way to lose money

>>54749877
Inflation is good for driving up stock prices. What we're seeing now is a lot of disinflation and deflation in various areas, with a giant sucking sound of money moving into not-0% bonds and MMFs.

>>54749936
We crab if nothing goes wrong. Leading indicators like layoff notices and the yield curve uninverting are telling us something is going wrong.

>>54749903
my wife does the same shit, its embarrassing going out to someplace fancy to eat with someone who wants to eat all her steaks well done and nuked to shit

>>54747280
I should have bought more FB calls for prostitutes money AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>>54749930
I've been range trading sirs. I just think we are gonna breakout hardddddd to the upside within the coming months. Everyone is short and pessimistic. That's just how shit works. If I'm wrong i DCA shit that's yielding monthly, if I am right I ride up the wave. No options or gambling anymore

Basically I bought the exact fucking bottom in October at 3600 and I don't think I will ever get a chance at that cost anytime soon

Should I slurp SPY tomorrow?

>>54749879
No, but I have been known to slather some mustard, chili sauce, and dill relish on my pan charred leftover meatloaf to kick it up a notch.

>>54749734
I’m holding UEC at a 3$ price average. I hold over 300 shares. This shit better go up soon

>>54749998
>>54749998

>>54749715
why would a bear be talking about bailouts? bailouts are what will make the stock price zoom-a-zoom-zoom in your boom-boom. to the moon-moon. no bailout = ded.

FRC is the canary in the coalmine, if i'm using that analogy correctly. if it fails it'll be like blood in the water. think of GME when it became national news and was a super crowded tulip-mania trade, everyone knew the shorts were fucked and piled in. it honestly would have been the MOASS too if (((they))) didn't LITERALLY cheat (robinhood and other brokerages literally banning people from buying meme stocks all of a sudden to "protect us"). that, but for shorting regional bank stocks. it'll be the most obvious trade of all time so everyone will pile into it because blood will be in the water which will attract the sharks. free money for shorting regional banks basically.

>>54749731
looks like an edit, look at the people reaction

>>54749984
i have some bad news, anon...

>https://www.kerrisdalecap.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/Uranium-Energy-Corporation-UEC.pdf

>>54749963
It actually bothers me that some places will ask you how you want a burger done. It's ground beef, I want it well on the inside and charred on the outside.

>>54749962
It all ends with crabbing for the foreseeable future anon. I am not sure what you are implying that it will crash to 0 or something.

As far as we can see there is no optimism so a few things can happen.

>we keep getting drip fed bad news but the bad news isn't bad enough and we just crab around

>we get BAD news like a 08' or 29' or anomalous 87' esque drop where there isn't really a solid reason for it but it happens. Maybe that whole thing about the bubble being built on fractional shares holds water and retail goes into panic mode causing the big one. Well we will still end up crabbing we will just be crabbing lower but it will still crab and if you think markets are slow these days wait for when institutions are afraid to make moves.

Basically it crabs or it crashes then crabs.

>>54748825
I’d take the dude with the gun and the 7 oxen. Gun guy could take down the grizzlies and the ox could take everything else. The eagles would be scary though

>>54749983
sounds pretty good

>>54750034
Are you new to trading? All it takes is one bullshit narrative or news story or piece of hopium and we will tard pump 15% for two months straight regardless of anything else

Jerome Powell could smile and say a joke next week and we could pump 10%. It's fucking clown world dude

>>54750074
Are you new?

>>54750034
>As far as we can see there is no optimism so a few things can happen.
The 5 posters remaining on /smg/ after this gigacrab are not a representative sample.

>>54750108
I run it through the CNBC filter they are just as crabbish as /smg/. They're in that weird phase where they actually do their jobs and are trying to figure out what caused this bubble. Also Financial Youtube has fallen off of a cliff implying normalfags are just not interested in hearing about stocks crabbing and Federal Rate increases. Add on the death of Meme shit and it is a very dire situation right now.

>>54750144
>normal fags are not interested

Yep. Time to pump

>>54747435
Fellow lanklet here, we're never fucked under any circumstances. Lifes easy on lanklet mode.

>>54750070
easy access to guns is what makes them different

bros, firesale on stocks for the next 6 months WAGMI

>>54748979
Nailed it.

>>54750034
There is an overhanging risk in the market right now of a failed debt negotiation that is going to drag the market down till it's resolved.

>>54749718
tell me more about pic

>>54747317
everything eventually revives, my self-esteem came back when we reached 25k and I realized I still had a couple of dollars in VINU, it was a good day

>>54751483
VINU ? sounds indian

>>54748015
>https://vocaroo.com/13pwpr2NAPdU
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