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Institutional alpha for you because I have faith in you UncleOldfag !!zCrZ/jkI3nx Sat Apr 22 02:34:56 2023 No.54687999 [Reply] [Original]

It's your favorite uncle back with some more alpha. So from my last thread, I told you all to short LINK from $8-8.30. If you took the trade, congratulations LINK has cratered as predicted. There's another move brewing if you need a 2nd chance. Consensus is coming and is the only reason LINK isn't under $7. Short here, or borrow LINK at your favorite shop and dump. By end of month LINK will be under $6.30.

Reminder that Smart Con Artists is in Barcelona this year. This is the ultimate fuck you move by Plaid Fats, a sequel to the NYC Smart cons where he was spending hundreds of thousands at lounges and clubs using dumped cubes. Make some money kids, you need it

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 02:36:06 2023 No.54688005 >t. Asian redditor xrp baggie billionaire larper This place has characters

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 02:38:09 2023 No.54688016 Why is chainlink such a fucking piece of shit nigger scam? Serious question.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 02:40:27 2023 No.54688023 >>54687999 FUCK YOU MAN, YOU FUCKING JEWISH NIGGER FAGGOT. GET FUCKED.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 02:41:44 2023 No.54688034 File: 278 KB, 945x745, 1682131283768.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54687999 I have more Link than you Also checked

>>	UncleOldfag !!zCrZ/jkI3nx Sat Apr 22 02:41:55 2023 No.54688036 File: 62 KB, 1047x670, whoops.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54688005 >larper >he doesn't know uncle has been in eth since it was $1 OH NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 02:45:31 2023 No.54688050 >>54688036 >Guaranteed reply Kek no you dont

UncleOldfag !!zCrZ/jkI3nx Sat Apr 22 02:49:46 2023 No.54688078

>>54688016
Because the founder is a grifter. Look up NXT. He has a track record. He hits a wall and then cashes out. /biz/ being the only ones interested in the ICO and all VC's avoiding it adds credibility that Sergey and his posse were here making up those crumbs the cult so desperately loved. Assblaster? Google? Tom Gonzo at Docusign?

All of those things were long ago but it worked. /biz/ ran LINK up to $50 and then Sergey couldn't cash out fast enough. He knew he had to get out as much as possible while there was liquidity, and hid it during the greatest bull run in human history. Sergey is a scam artist and is running out of time before he meets a similar fate to his curly haired best bud who's holed up in his mommy's basement right now

UncleOldfag !!zCrZ/jkI3nx Sat Apr 22 02:52:33 2023 No.54688097

>>54688050
>Looks at a Coinbase Prime portfolio portal
>N-no no no!

>>54688034
>>54688023
Seething bagholders. You'll change your tune like >>54688016 soon. LINK is a scam and making up vaporware products won't last forever. Chainlink Functions? What happened to Mixicles or FSS? DECO? CCIP? Let's just throw some letters in a blender and keep making new products without releasing any, that will work another 6 years

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 02:53:27 2023 No.54688103 >>54688078 yes, ching chong dog stew pork buns.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 02:55:56 2023 No.54688117 >>54688097 Next year LINK will hit $1k and you will bitterly rue making this thread. I hope you die.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 02:56:14 2023 No.54688121 >>54688078 Believing this more and more, nothing ever happens with link. Even staking led to nothing

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 03:02:35 2023 No.54688168 >>54688078 the guy is so sure if his tradzs he has to come here on biz and beg for linkies to dump their own cult coin. fucking larper

UncleOldfag !!zCrZ/jkI3nx Sat Apr 22 03:04:02 2023 No.54688186

>>54688117
seething poorfag, LINK is $7 after being $20 in 2020. You are headed there once you can't afford bread

>>54688121
Staking, kek. You call that staking? You can't even see where the fuck your shit is. With ETH staking, I see everything. I can now withdraw whatever I want. I can send to whatever service I want, or make my own validator. ETH is 10 years ahead of whatever crackheads are working at Cucklink Labs.

>Hey y-you can stake but uhh we'll be running everything and uhh, no you can't withdraw.
>No we don't know when unlocks are.
>No we won't discuss anything else about staking

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 03:04:47 2023 No.54688196 >>54688097 >A dashboard screenshot lel

Anonymous Sat Apr 22 03:05:53 2023 No.54688208
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>>54688117
this is the subhuman nastyslob that you and your poorfag ilk spend thousands of hours defending
you are nothing but an extra mcdonalds meal to him and you're going to stay poor while he gets to his dream goal of 99% bodyfat

Anonymous Sat Apr 22 03:06:45 2023 No.54688216

Based Uncle as always, how's it going brother?
Quick update on the pineapple juice rendezvous. The maiden voyage was an utter success, I was slinging ropes so fat they could be used to dock a USS Gerald R. Ford. Now i've been propositioned for a monage a twa, Will keep you updated brother!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 03:10:28 2023 No.54688247 >>54688208 He really has to explain himself, where the fuck is ccip it’s almost halfway through 2023

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 03:12:02 2023 No.54688257 How can you possibly say "link cratered as predicted" with a straight face, when bitcoin crashed from 30k to 27k bringing it right back down again??

Anonymous Sat Apr 22 03:20:04 2023 No.54688321
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>>54688247
he doesn't have to do anything other than eat and lose more teeth while playing vidya and cashing out his gofundme token on his simps

honestly he has it pretty good, other than looking 2 decades older than he is and eating himself to an early heart attack and stroke but in the meantime he's living up playing vidya and dumping on bagholders

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 03:26:26 2023 No.54688378 >>54688216 >brother Stop replying to yourself you idiot. Unreal.

UncleOldfag !!zCrZ/jkI3nx Sat Apr 22 03:27:17 2023 No.54688383
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>>54688321
KEK

Worth 9 figures with diabeetus and captain jack teeth, you can't make this stuff up

>>54688216
Schiff?

>>54688257
Oh it's the "BITCOINERS DID THIS" excuse again? Should I bring back pic related?

UncleOldfag !!zCrZ/jkI3nx Sat Apr 22 03:29:30 2023 No.54688401

>>54688247
CCIP, you mean the thing he said was coming in 2022 but then removed all mention of from the internet like Celsius and Bancor? Same guy who hired big brain Boneh and the Libra team and then just paid them tons of dump money to freelance "research"? Yes, quite the grift

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 03:29:35 2023 No.54688403 >>54688383 tell me what to do then oldfag, i dont have that much money

>>	UncleOldfag !!zCrZ/jkI3nx Sat Apr 22 03:47:47 2023 No.54688503 >>54688403 What's your capital looking like, $10k? $100k?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 03:52:06 2023 No.54688535 Seriously who would wear that shirt every day how is it not weird he’s known by that ugly ass shirt

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 03:53:50 2023 No.54688547 >>54688321 He lost those teeth fighting in during his MMA career, but he gave that up to focus on crypto: https://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Sergey-Nazarov-55082

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 03:57:04 2023 No.54688575 >>54688547 >5'8" >155 kek more like 5'4" 250

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 04:06:24 2023 No.54688635 Thanks Uncle, caught your last thread and shorted Link.

>>	UncleOldfag !!zCrZ/jkI3nx Sat Apr 22 04:39:16 2023 No.54688828 >>54688635 Glad to help

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 05:27:31 2023 No.54689131 >>54688383 >Oh it's the "BITCOINERS DID THIS" excuse again? Should I bring back pic related? It obviously has short term effects dummy, It brings down everything. If you think otherwise you've gotten stupider.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 05:28:45 2023 No.54689140 >>54688503 What would you do in both those scenarios sir?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 05:30:25 2023 No.54689146 >>54687999 You are asian aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 07:06:24 2023 No.54689574 >>54687999 How are your Neo bags doing uncle?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 07:08:14 2023 No.54689587 >>54687999 >remember based uncle calling LINK to 8 at 30 >didnt short FUCK

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 08:04:50 2023 No.54689858 Thanks uncle just shorted, made 2 millions last time

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Sage Sat Apr 22 08:11:22 2023 No.54689887

Duuuuuude-poster is Michael the Chink aka Uncle Oldfag aka Schiff Will Win
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/43747787/
https://www.reddit.com/user/ANStoTheMoon/

This absolute loser has been 'predicting' chainlink price action wrong since 2018 while holding NEO bags himself lmao. ANStoTheMoon indeed, bottom feeder chink midwit poorfaggot that he is he can't let go and obsessively posts about LINK with and without a trip on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 08:58:44 2023 No.54690105 File: 227 KB, 719x676, 1681559514340214.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] not even the real uncle

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 09:12:45 2023 No.54690146 >>54689131 >btc at 16k >link at $7 >btc at 30k >link still $7 btc dumps not needed

Anonymous Sat Apr 22 09:40:09 2023 No.54690248
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>>54689887
Don't forget NASH. The NEO exchange so good they held ICO buyers tokens in a one year lockup.
Now rank 1200. Poor Michael.
>inb4 "hey kiddo i don't know who that canadian chink is but it ain't me, I'm billionaire clint eastwood. that canadian chink does look pretty cool though, let's leave him alone."

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 11:29:29 2023 No.54690620 >>54687999 Honestly, I appreciate your postings uncle oldfag. Thoughts on ICP compared to shitstink?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 14:36:06 2023 No.54691612 >>54689587 So many opportunities to short the last few years. It’s amazing Sergey is made up as this Christ figure despite losing so much money

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