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Imagine having any neighbors at all, poorfag.

>>54656539
Yea I do unfortunately they haven’t been able to keep out the knee grows entirely.

>>54656539
>perfecly landscaped yards
You mean getting a HOA ordinance passive-aggressively taped to your door when your grass in half an inch over the allowed limit?

>>54656539
>paying some fat boomers thousands of dollars of years to tell you what you can't do with your own property
ultimate cuckery

>>54656539
My HOA is an embezzlement scheme that keeps raising fees and making deals with contractors for kickbacks

>>54656539
HOA is literally communism

>>54656627
>>54656614
looks like we found some poorfags

>>54656539
HOAs are a scam.

>>54656652
Only fools would spend more money than they have to.
>spend like you're poor and invest

>>54656641
based sounds like you should get in on that
>>54656693
whats the matter? cutting into your funko pop budget?

>>54656539
I live on the corner lot of an HOA but my driveway is on the main road. I park most of my vehicles in the lawn and leave the hedges overgrown so they have trouble turning out of the neighborhood. I also burn piles of brush 3-4 times a week year round and there's NOTHING they can do about it. I love taking walks through the development and waving at everyone with a shit eating grin on my face while they shoot me daggers. My neighbors (also on the main road) ride their dirt bikes up and down the street all day in the summertime and snowmobile through the development in the winter to get to the trails. Fuck your cardboard McMansion and Porsche SUV.

>>54656995
Beyond based.

>>54656550
This, the real question is, do you have neighbors or are you poor

>>54656652
Do you let the HOA fuck your wife as well?

>>54657046
lower your tone. You're talking to the president
>>54656995
how do you think I'm going to afford my new porsche? With those delicious fees

>>54656614
I don't have an hoa but I've had random neighbors cut my grass when it gets too long. And I'm too socially awkward to do anything about it.

>>54656539
No. I like going out for a run in my neighborhood and not being surrounded by cookie-cutter McMansions. I also enjoy buying fresh bread from a bakery 3 blocks away from my home. Imagine not eating bread while it's still warm lmao.

>>54656995
Based, you should fuck the HOA milfs while their cuck husband's are at work

>>54656539
Man I love the government and paying taxes. I wish there were more governments to tell me what to do and take my money.

>>54657091
>>54657046

Yes he does! He want to be a slave!