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Just join WOJAK before it's too late

>>54648043
THE FACT THAT IM READING THIS HERE MEANS ITS ALREADY TOO LATE
I JUST WANT TO BE EARLY IN ONE OF THESE MOONSHOTS JUST ONCE

>>54648028
you put like $30 usd in any of the shitcoins being shilled by the jeet telegrams on here and wait, preferably something thats being shilled constantly

>>54648028
just Don't Buy Inu coins, that meem is dead rotfl

>>54648028
Telegram jeets come here to shill you there PnD. Either find the jeets early or ignore them.

Doomer . ai is your next entry

>>54648091
It Has a good chance of becoming the next PEPE

so you figure it out


https://vocaroo.com/1ex2rdF8k9Ip

>>54648091
Watch for tokens account creation on all major cryto chains swap sites through explorers or use telegram listing bots. You will find everything first and 90 percent are insta rugs. You can sometimes find stuff before it's ready for trading and be the first buyer, that's where shit gets wild for a quick pump and dump.

>>54648028
It's a lie Anon, the only people who profit from these jeet coins are either the devs or """insiders""". What you should look for are coins with actual use case like KAS that do 100x and are actually not jeet related.

>>54648119
Exactly, what's sad is a lot of jeets can't hold the pump for longer than an hour. We used to get rugs that would take months or years lol. Fucking sluts.

>>54648028
FishTankETH on TG, that is all

>>54648234
last bull run i was in a rug and had 55k profit and it just rugged hours into launching i was fucking shocked cuz i thought id have at least a day or 2. technically i didn't lose anything but cause i pulled out my initial pretty fast but lost my potential profit.

>>54648133
I'm hoping so. I just bought a bag.

>>54648028
>HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THESE 100X SHITCOINS BEFORE THEY POP OFF
It's not possible. It's just luck.

go on dextools and sort all transactions for any one of these shitcoins by eth
see the same wallet pumping and dumping literally all of this week’s coins. not even spread among a bunch of wallets. just 35 eth buys and 35 eth sells on each coin.

>>54648028
NoiseGPT
PixiaAI
Fight out

were pepe and wojak shilled here before they pumped?

You gotta have some early alpha. Coins like $mtrm for example. Flagship game of $gala. Basically you want a shitcoin with some backing that hasn't pumped or been piled into yet.

I got desperate again last night and put twenty five into blueshib, I was the first buyer and they fucking rugged it. 25 fucking dollars. The absolute state of India

WOJACK TO THE MOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEcqHA7dbwM

>>54648028
https://dexscreener.com/new-pairs
sort the column by age
filter liquidity between $1000 and $100000
filter mcap by 0 and $1000000
test anything you ape with honeypot.is and moonarch.app
if there is a function that lets the devs blacklist or change the taxes to unreasonable levels then do not buy
glhf, most of the shit you buy will be botted and you will still lose after doing all the above but occasionally you'll stumble into a will smith inu and hit a 100x.

>>54648091
So go on Moonarch do some basic checks and buy tokens within the first two minutes of them launching.
And if you come back with some bullshit like
>NO BUT THERES SO MANY SCAMS I'LL LOSE ALL MY MONEY
Then you clearly just want to make lots and lots of money for no risk, in which case welcome to the real world fuckface, risk it to get the biscuit

>>54648932
Somebody just bought $47,000 of PEPE.

>>54648028
I scroll the 8th page of coin market cap and see the names and logos and pick the best looking logos and coolest names. Then I pray

I mean PEPE could easily still 10x from here
It's the biggest meme ever, quite literally

Just bought Doomer.AI - mcap of only 160,000 USD. This could do a 1000x in very short order.

>>54648028

hey i bought $pepe at 200 holders.

follow 1k-10k accounts on CT and be autistic

>>54648091
its overrated, they're basically impossible to play right, and nobody (except maybe insiders/influencers?) actually gets 100x

for instance lets say you were in pepe coin, you bought at 200k mcap and it went to 1 mil mcap. time to sell right? secure your profits on a 5x since we've seen literally thousands of pepe coins rug and go to 0. but this one for some reason didnt rug and went on to do another 100x for seemingly no reason.

>>54649521
So I guess you only find out when it takes off and stays there, like pepe rn.

Otherwise, assume any money put into these coins is gone.

furthermore even if you get in at 200k mcap, how much do you put in? you think you're gonna put in an eth to get a nice payday when it 5-100x's?

you can't, these coins either rug or hit 0 waaay too often to do that(unless your bankroll is insane). so a more reasonable amount is like 0.05 - 0.1e

100x on 0.1e is nice and all, but it's not life changing.

>>54649521
>nobody (except maybe insiders/influencers?) actually gets 100x
That's where you're wrong buddy, in meme season of 21' I held from $500 to $200k back to basically 0$. Shitcoins are a wonderful thing desu

WOJAK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEcqHA7dbwM

>>54649633
well, when people start throwing in 5 eth, you throw in one.

People do go from 3 to 5 to 6 figs on memecoins/shitcoins. Its just risky and doesn't happen every day.

>>54648091
I read about a certain turd coin here and I got a 200x

>>54649647
I don't think 2021 is ever happening again. That level of gains was mainly just due to the insane moneyprinting.

>>54649680
i've seen people toss 5 eth into honeypots, and people also make bots to buy large amounts like that to fool degens.

just saying, as an outsider it looks way easier to get a decent payday on these memecoins than it is in practice. selling too late, too early, getting rugged is most likely whats going to happen

look at our add faggot, hushdoge.com we even got a Stormy Daniel view shilling for us.

>>54649729
Yeah for sure, I agree that it looks easier from the outside. Its less frequent than it seems but not as rare as one might think.

>>54649727
I'm sorry, are you under the impression that the insane money printing is going to stop? It's the entire backbone of the American economy, it can't stop

>>54648028
WOJAK WOJAK WOJAK WOJAK WOJAK WOJAK WOJAK WOJAK WOJAK WOJAK WOJAK WOJAK WOJAK

>>54649946
JPow cut back on all that though.

>>54649959
He cut it back, but it can't be stopped and in time they'll need to print more especially with their fake cold war they're ginning up and the economic implications of BRICS

>>54649958
>>54649729
arb wojack is taking off too wtf, not financial advice

Tomorrow I'm going to make BOOBA. Everyone buy it. Only warning.

>>54650099
how do you plan on getting enough eth to provide the initial liquidity?

>>54648028
Get in early for once, get in PepeArbi while it's still early. literally just launch.

https://dexscreener.com/arbitrum/0x59cd09b7b53ea7f83b168124450a82519212efd5

https://twitter.com/Pepearbi

If the market is overall increasing in value, you can buy every possible coin in equal number and you will then increase your portfolio by that value.
Enjoy the future.

>>54648330
Those are liq sniping bots, retard

>>54648028
People shill you 100x potential shitcoins all the time but you refuse to put in some pocket change because muh rugpull. Buy NoiseGPT. You're still early.

>>54650863
SCAM you can't sell. 5 eth bounty to dox this team.

>>54648028
>>54648043
>>54648091
Why don't we just follow the creator's address? surely he'll make more than 1 successful coin, right?
Or the bastard hides his real address and makes a unique address for each coin so you can't follow him?

>>54650863
Why are you pajeets always so IMPATIENT? would it have KILLED you to wait 1 week? like holy shit you retarded jeets after you post on /biz/ always rug/dump in 1-3 hours.

>>54650863
>rugged within 2 hours of creation
lmfao how much did you make?

>>54648028
Even if you get in at the bottom good luck being able to sell the top.

>>54648043
Where is wojak?

Yost buy HushDoge and relax

Doesn't pepe have a blacklist or a change clause? This is an obvious rug. Comes out of nowhere and does magnitudes more volume to gain trust. Expect the top holders to be blacklisted from selling first and then a quick cascade down as they lock the people who have the largest bags first.

if anyone remembers MITHRIL i bought that in the thread it was made in and it turned into a 30mcap shitcoin
so it's literally just dumb luck, in that case the anon (Grub) was a sincere white boy with a love of LOTR so it just felt right

>>54648028
Doomer .ai, just invested in this. idk

>>54648028
A lot of Adderall/Vyvanse. You're not going to find anything in the top 100.

>>54648028
Thought I was slick buying $trad minutes after launch, ended up buying the local top.

>>54653310
LOL mithril was good times

>>54648133
bought as well already up 3x lets hope for 10m mc

>>54648028
Are tokens 100xing again? I stopped bother once every token would rug at $1k mcap

>>54648028
Altcoinistdao is where to find them newfag. Curated research, market analysis and reviews all in one place desu

>>54653694
The ones appearing on Dextools everyday on the daily gainers are.
Pepe just pulled off a 1000x with a respectable liquidity.

>>54653884
link plox. Google gives me nothing

>>54648867
just a question, i few months back i tried the Dexscreener+SafeSniperTG-bot strategy on buying new BSC shitcoins to get the initial pump and then sell after 10-20 minutes to avoid rug. ..But it didnt really work for me going +.

is the minute 1-2 pump botted buys that you cant be faster than? And Safesniper Bot although good and much better than all website "honeypot checkers" it still let through like 1 out of 5 contracts you couldnt sell

>>54648028
They are scammers and discord pajeets you should just avoid this shit maybe you get lucky once but 99% you will lose.

>>54654487
I just made $600k with Pepe.

>>54655030
1.3M liq currently

You "made" 600K in fantasy land until you cash out. And even still with huge slippage, you aren't getting 600K out of that pool

>>54648028
Bermuda (BMDA)

You won't though. You'll just whine that no one told you.

Pepe was posted here before he exploded, you need to look at the catalogue.
Apu is the next Pepe.
Telegram:
apu_coin

>>54655852
Yep I can confirm. Didn't buy tho bcs I only lurk here

>>54648028
Just track those whales' addys and watch their moves like hawks. I scooped BPuff last night and made bank as it did multiples, cashed out and copped some nicee Goblins, Seekers, and thingies. Next up, gotta get in on Coolcats since they teamed up with futureverse.

>>54648028
ticker: HOGE

>>54655852
That was one in a million that actually took off. If you chase every one you will be BROKE and that's the biz way

>>54648223
This

/biz/ is a massive cesspool full of scammers trying to shill their shitcoins. No one here is really getting rich except for a few who already made it by investing in projects with actual use case

>>54658151
Shit's been crazy lately with all these pump and dump schemes. Arbitrum brought back the shitcoin season, but I ain't feeling it. Too much risk and not enough reward. I'm sticking to the OGs like Eth, BTC, GNS, RIDE, and Matic. These new tokens ain't got the history nor utilities or the rep to make me care.

>>54648028
Look at the new projects with working products like CryptMI, buy a good amount of its token before it goes mainstream media

>>54648133
A flashy shitcoin at the intersection of the meme craze and the AI craze. Yeah, I'm thinking this is the one

>>54658339
This is my bet. Worth a gamble. What's the make it stack, what's the suicide stack, fren?

>>54648133
how and where can one buy it? i am an oldfag. back in my day we just had mtgox and we were happy.

>>54648138
Your Australian accent is hard to understand

>>54658491
you need to buy it on Uniswap. Go to their website doomer.ai to find the token contract

WOJAK !!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhKREP12E1k

https://vocaroo.com/11hd1zASmMRa

>>54648133
I aped into this because I'm butthurt over missing PEPE

>>54658491
Metamask wallet, import token address from:
https://dexscreener.com/ethereum/0x020585f7e9975a0502cf89fcc7d854363779eb22

Swap ETH for this

>>54649521
All you have to do is not sell all of your stack at 1 mil mc.take profit, keep a moon bag just in case, move onto the next

>>54658685
>>54658570
thankyou

>>54648028
AVAX has been mainstreams for a while now, if you missed it, you are either an idiot or you fell for some fud campaign

>>54648091
you have like a 1/20 if not 1/30 chance of one of these shitcoins doing a multi-x parabolic move. you need serious expendable income or a gambling tick. because there is virtually no way you're going to find the one unless you have expendable income and can toss 500~1000 in moonshots. it's akin to playing the lotto. the more money you have, the more chances you get, but it's still slim.

tl:dr; don't bother unless you have like THROW AWAY $10,000 to play with. because most of the people making this money are already rich/well-off and can play.

>>54649727
It will happen again sooner than you think, economic growth doesn't just stop and conversely neither does money printing

>>54648028
If it was a skill, and not just pure gambling luck at the shitcoin casino, someone would have become a trillionaire by now.

>>54648028
Because I'm really following the AVAX charts closely to take advantage of good price chances. That's how.

HushDoge is the only one printing nhkhr

>>54659104

>>54648028
You are early to $WOJAK and $PEPE

>>54658888
having $100 is enough on a 100x, or a 1000x. Pepe is not the first 300x this year, but otherwise you're right more often than not that money is lost.

>>54659212
i threw in 500 into wojak. it seems like a decent piggyback for pepe. i could see a 3 or 4x at least. id be happy with that. i could go buy a bike for my nephew and myself.

>>54652999
They're beggars in nature. Kek, now this therad is really pathetic, I had never seen /biz/ so desperate as to consider jeets an option. Keep funneling your money away to the third world, retards. Slow and steady, I'm already 3x up on my alts and counting. Took some profits (in BTC of course) and waiting with dollars always available on the side for it to dip further. All I'm asking is: If you know that waiting is game, what the heck are you doing trading shitcoins?

>>54648234
>>54648234
Maybe it means they’re getting more efficient

>>54648323
Ask on here and you get told
Apu is the one that will 450000x
Apu
>Apu

>>54648028
>throw spare bucks at random project
>pray it is the one
There, that is how it literally works, assuming you are not insider. Stop thinking PEPE guy is one of many, less than 1% end up with bullseye.

>>54658846
>AVAX
Stfu retard, he can become a validator or stake in AVAX still and earn money with that

>>54655852
>Apu
yes fren, maybe all the frogs will join us sooner than expected

>>54649186
pepe has been done so many times. It never takes off bcoz wacist

>>54648028
Op, just buy Innova and all your mistakes will be forgiven soon

Watch the trends and grab some balls, next runner is $bobo btw

>>54648292
Was it a yield farm scam? those usually made millionaires but rugged like hell.

>>54648834
Stop buying shitcoins or get rekted rather focus on good altcoins with a utility like UTK

You just gamble in shitcoins. That's how it works, current market is a clown made casino.

>>54661761
no it was some dumb shit called insureape which promised to provide insurance against rugs

I made 6 gorillion with PEPE

>>54661243
AI tokens are the only tokens trending now. altcoinistdao has shared a few to ape anons let's make profits

>>54659239
based uncle hope you make it

>>54665970
The only AI tokens I hold are Feg and Agix bizfag. I also diversified into the MultiversX with alts like Egld and Ride for their staking rewards.

I found Apu, iits close to everyones heart whether they think it or not. Apu is who we are. So apu coin is what I chose to get rich, and today is the day
Strap in and lock in with
T dot me apu_coin