/biz/ - Business & Finance

Shit market.

smg. I need your help I am getting mogged by my upstairs neighbors. They keep on having loud sex meanwhile I am at best jerking it to Chinese cartoons. Financially speaking, what is the best remedy to this situation.

>>54633256
I don't care for this picture

Why did reits pump 2% today

>>54633307
stop being a cityboi

>>54633307
>rentcucks
>posting in my /smg/

>>54633359
Fuck I want potstickers

>>54633307
If you don't tell him to shut the fuck up you're a pussy

>>54633307
get audio samples and then use AI to swap in a troon and black mail em.

Nice economic crash
>full ports into CSPs
It'd be a real shame if anyone stayed cash only
>buys calls like it's a bullrun
Yeah, my testicles are bigger than yours, thanks for noticing
>swing trades in high volatile banks
What's that? Just two more weeks? Sure thing bro, lmao
>buys high, sells even higher

>>54633359
In my opinion it's ok to be a rentcuck as long as you are not a wagecuck at the same time. Before I bought my appartment from my 2020 winnings I was renting so cheap it felt like robbing this real estate company

>>54633325
Sorry. How about this one?

will /ptg/ ever make a comeback?

>>54633307
I like hearing my upstairs neighbors have sex. I think it's really hot that mere feet away, there is a penis actually experiencing the inside of a real live vagina. It's the closest I've ever been to sex IRL.

>>54633514
>sex IRL

>>54633256
How does he ankle do that? She's so talented.

>>54633507
That place is under a 24/7 psycop. It has to be the most raided, shill infested place on the internet

>>54633176
Bobo is days away from CAPITULATION
Nobody is coming to save him, it's OVER

why did i have to come to the catalog to find the new thread

>futes

ayyyy open up

>>54633307
take a broom or long stick, and pound the ceiling while yelling SEXOOOO whenever they’re doing it.
You can also “ding dong ditch” their apartment via knocking real fucking hard and loud whenever they’re doing it.

>>54633567
Please tell me exactly all the insider information that they have to predict where the market is going. I know that you have this, and I know that I can force it from you by other means.

>>54633538
she's legit a ballerina

>>54633585
Who's there?

>>54633585
NO KNEE-GROWS ALOUD

>>54633642
ayyy you owe my girl an extra $300

>>54633176
I'm ready for the carnage frens

Anyone else buying T bills here? I got in on the 13 week one today and I think im at 5.28%.

>>54633694
Forgot pic

>got a text 2 hours ago from an HR recruiter
>doesn't mention exactly what he wants from me
>I definitely didn't apply to a 'baking company'
Why is ever HR/recruiter horrible at their fucking job?

>>54633662
NO KNEE-GROWS ALOUD
TELL YR BICH TO GET THT 3 HUNDO SOMWER ELS, NIGGUH

I. NEED.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>54633783
same

>>54633256
is that...

>>54633514
Anon sex isn't real. It's just something normies lie about to lord thier status over us. Like Santa clause, they tell us if we're good enough goys a woman may deem us worthy of sex. But it's a lie its all lies.

>>54633256
She can do a split on everyones cock here. Even the tiny lads. She can go deep enough in the split they get entry too

>>54633176
Billdong? I don't get it

>>54633869
Womens issue is they all have social media adhd.

>>54633869
Sex is real. It's true. All of it.

>>54633880
The only bill anons need in their life is bill hwang. I hope he makes a comeback with more margin as a bear

>>54633869
When do they tell you it's fake

Buy dips on KSCP, Knightscope. NYPD signed a contract with them and they just signed another contract with a hospital recently. I dont want to hear the "you didn't tell me speel" or the "im not buying at the top speel" or the "im homeless speel".

owari da

Imagine not being bullish right now when the recession was last year, you seething bobo fags missed the recession LOL.

>>54633702
I dont know what this means. Can I get a guaranteed 5.28% return in 13 weeks?

Hey Hoe Where'd you go, Ohio?

>>54633905
New York Police Department ("NYPD") signed a pilot contract for Knightscope’s K5 robot to begin patrolling in a Manhattan subway station this summer.

One robot lol

>>54633905
kek NY is fucked a few robots won't stoo the endless shit skins.

>>54633959
If annualized over 365 days yes. Its treasuries so guaranteed. You can just keep doing it after the 13 weeks expire and the money returns to you.

>>54633959
it's 0.528% daily compounding, learn how bonds work

>>54633959
its 5.28% if you hold it the entire year. so 13 weeks only gives you whatever fraction that is of that timeframe

>>54634020
>"Its treasuries so guaranteed."
>He doesn't know...

VIX. Low. Very low. Discuss. Idiots.

>>54634117
vix low...maybe high again soon?

>>54633900
blessed

>>54634117
I'll buy puts when VIX closes below 10.

>>54634117
It is going lower. Nothing ever happens. And the things that have happened are priced in. Maybe we might get a spicy debt ceiling fight next month. Lol.

>>54634146
>2007

Time is a flat circle. We are in 1929: https://twitter.com/FinanceLancelot/status/1648072496569110529

>>54634151
>>54634146
>>54634127
Lol. You don't get it. Why is the forest quiet? It shouldn't be reassuring when the forest is quiet. When VIX is low. It means everyone is about to get caught offsides.

>>54634172
If we have a 1929 crash it means that millennials get to accumulate cheapies during their peak earning years. Clearly this cannot be allowed to happen.

>>54634172
2008 LOWS LFG

>>54634117
Brown. Very brown. You are very brown.

>>54634174
>When VIX is low. It means everyone is about to get caught offsides
It's about to be bobo going long vol

>>54634174
i swear you have been saying the same thing all year and nothing has happened.

>>54634161
You are correct, twitchy bobo.

>>54634114
The fed will trash social security, military, raise taxes and much more before they bail on their bond holders.

>>54634114
sounds like YOU dont know because he's right. and there's a way to check how guaranteed it is

>>54634211
Oh please, they'll just require all banks, pensions, 401ks, and IRAs to hold 50% treasury bonds. That'll keep rates super negative.

>>54633916
Why did you admit to being a shill last week?
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/54586433/#54586576

>>54634207
Yeah. Exactly. The forest is quiet. The VIX is low. The VIX index. The index of VIX. Volatility. It's low. So the forest is quiet.

But when the forest is quiet. When VIX is low. What does that mean.

The slingshot. The catapult. The vanna. VIX low. The market is unhedged. The shot is in the sling. The Slingshot. The Vanna Slingshot.

>>54634225
>>54634209
>>54634172
>>54634146
>>54634174
>>54634117
yes yes that's fine and all but

0dte

>>54634207
gradually, then suddenly

https://www.morganstanley.com/ideas/thoughts-on-the-market-wilson

>>54634229
Hello schizo, how are your shorts doing? We went over this a few times, I'm not a shill because I do it for free.

>>54634198
>peak earning years
>1929
Lmao, you don't get it, do you?

>>54634252
whoahhhh holy fuckkk bro thank u for that epic quote gave me chills down my spine. do u know that i will use this line next time i talk about the forest being quiet and the VIX and Volga Shock and the Vomma Hurricane and the Convexity Trapdoor.

>>54634236
>The shot is in the sling
That would mean that the markets ARE hedged. The sling can't shoot with no vanna in the chamber afterall

>>54634258
Prove that you're American. Post proof with timestamp. I dare you, slavnigger.

>>54634264
Mike took it from a Hemingway character. It's a very interesting usage he came up with.

>>54634276
*blasts a giant fart into your face, blowing chunks of shit into your mouth* Hmmm very interesting, thanks for correcting me about the market positioning when it comes to vanna rallies from VIX.

>>54634251

>>54634294
You have a way with words, you're honestly good at this.you remind me of a man who can seduce someone easily. just from talking.

>>54634295
More niggaz need to get hooked on some puts first :)

NEIGHBOURS
EVERYBODY NEEDS GOOD NEIGHBOURS
WITH A LITTLE UNDERSTANDING
YOU CAN FIND THE PERFECT BLEND
NEIGHBOURS
SHOULD BE THERE FOR ONE ANOTHER
THAT'S WHEN GOOD NEIGHBOURS BECOME GOOD FRIENDS

>>54633702
>that pic
I'll take my small $1500 home in south dakota surrounded by 90% white blue eyed conservative lutherans playing in the snow thank you very much

last two digits of post number is how long i will hold spxs

>>54634322
yeah i know what youre saying i used the term vanna slingshot incorrectly im just funposting

unironically VIX being low is bearish because it means the market is unhedged and people selling stock (Delta One / shares) will force people to suddenly buy puts at once and make VIX spike up

in other words, when VIX is higher, it means people have bought puts and don't need to sell off their existing long positions, so when VIX is mid-high it means a selloff isn't exacerbated

>>54634328
I FUCKING HATE my neighbors.

>>54634172
If this happened today I'm pretty sure you'd get mass suicide and america would instantly lose reserve currency status

>>54634331
kek see ya in 2054 bobo

>>54634328
>>54634343
my neighbors probably think domestic abuse is going on in my apartment

>>54633702
whoever wrote that post in pic is mentally ill
why would you work yourself to death for a mcmansion you cant even enjoy

>>54634351
lol not years, days. ill report back in one month.

>>54634342
Interesting thanks for info. Into the data bank it goes

>>54634367
Its the ((post modern dream)) anon

>>54634367
unironically because its something for him to do to get away from the wife, lots of workaholic boomers are like this

>>54634367
It's cope.

>>54634367
Shhh, let the wagie martyr himself for shareholders.

>>54634346
True, but don't forget that some bad stuff would happen as well.

>>54634389
Most of these types exaggerate how much work they're actually doing. Nobody "works" for 16 hours a day 6 days a week. It's physically impossible. Most of the time they're just kind of living at the office to get away from the wife & kids like you said.

>>54634346
and if that happens the entire world will descend in to complete totalitarianism because the government will enact martial law and strip away the last of free worlds right, whatever we have left.

>>54634449
lel

>>54634464
>Nobody "works" for 16 hours a day 6 days a week.
You ever do tax work? If you have time for any leisure then you have time for another return bitch. Back to your cage.

>>54634319
I'm not Mike, fren, them's his words.

>>54634277
It's obvious I'm American from my pro American rhetoric and bullish thesis. You are the one who needs to prove you're American, doomer schizo bear.

>>54634504
>no proof
So you're with the Ukrainian Web Brigades then.

>>54634519
You genuinely believe every bullish poster is a Ukrainian shill.

>>54634541
the brain rot from /pol/ is just insane, and they think their viewpoint is normal...

Why aren't we going up if we're back in a bull market? Why crab for a week plus? Where is the bad news keeping us from going up?

>>54634541
It's so easy to prove you're American. There are like a million ways to do it, and yet you still can't, ESL slavnigger. I'm sick of your shilling. Glass ukraine now.

reminder that all bears are pussies. they want lower prices because they missed their chance and want another shot. unfortunately for them they'll always be pussies and sit on the sidelines forever and will never, ever make it

Is anybody at all concerned about the grossly inflated valuations of all the commercial real estate held in REITs and how badly the boomers fucked up with the introduction of mass work from home. Shits gotta be pretty fucked brehs. What am I missing?
Downtown=ghosttown

>>54634570
Have you considered taking a bullish position now that the recession is over? The recession was in 2022, it's time to go long. You might not be so angry if you start making some money.

>>54634602
Post a timestamped picture of your brokerage positions, shill. Protip: you can't.

>>54634601
>Is anybody at all concerned about "literally any financial doomer shit"
No, and you shouldn't be either. The Fed instantly threw $500B of QE at banks within 2 days of failure, for reference they took 6 months to save banks during the 2008 crisis. The Fed responds so fast to any potential problem now that we will never see another significant crash again.

MUMUS
FUCKED
>MUMUS
>FUCKED
MUMUS
FUCKED

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/inflation-won-t-come-close-to-the-fed-s-target-and-investors-buying-the-dip-in-stocks-should-not-hope-for-policymakers-to-save-them-blackrock-says/ar-AA19Yo1t

>>54634614
I will NEVER do that because it's hilarious seeing your schizo rants in every thread for the last few months. You sometimes post 30-40 times and call every bull a Fed shill lmao.

>>54634601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2oXzrnti4

>>54634621
>blackrock says
Ya they are telling you the truth, also inflation is bullish for stocks as stocks also inflate.

>>54634631
So you don't actually hold any of the long positions that you're shilling then. Get fucked, you stupid ukrainian.

these namefags always get rekt and never post again. pretty bearish signal honestly

>>54634631
>You sometimes post 30-40 times and call every bull a Fed shill lmao.
How do you know if that was him or me?

>>54634643
I've been here for months shitting in you boboids mouths.

Looks like we're going back to the good old days, when the market moved 0.3% per day.

What’s the next move?

>>54634646
Unless you copy his exact posting style it's been him the entire time.

>>54634659
KTOS

>>54634660
Why don't you post the link to your NAFO shill discord, faggot?

>>54634659
depends on market-wide guidance

>>54634650
yea and how many times has the market had huge downwards moves? a lot. you think all bobos are only betting on a huge singular crash? taking a bearish position just means that you think the market will go down significantly enough to make money on shorts because the market has overpriced itself. youre claiming youre right against bearish investors because a world ending crash, which most arent betting on, hasnt happened, yet lots of money has been made on the downside this year even though its trended slightly up. youre obnoxious.

>>54634660
>Posting style

>>54634677
You didn't time those downward moves because it's impossible to do consistently. Bears are such midwit dipshits, you need to time the market and get lucky to make consistent profit.

>>54634681
i wish i couldn't picture the original

>>54634666
Whoa, Morningstar—but I do enjoy God of War…. Definitely adding to watchlist, thank you.

>>54634697
Do you NAFO shills really think you can avoid a financial crisis by spamming disinfo on /smg/?

>>54633702
How do I into? I have most of my TDA account in cash at any one time.

>>54634675
Yeah, that’s why I posted that little psa on the TSLA earnings. Hoping they hit $207 again soon.

>>54634730
just buy BIL

>>54634721
Nobody knows what NAFO is, but it sounds like some really gay political shit, so you should go back to /pol/.

>>54634697
its actually not that hard, especially with no clear bullish catalyst and general uncertainty in the market. just look at bollingerbands, RSI, VIX. The market has been rubberbanding consistently this year. i dont understand why you are so against people making money from shorting. i think i do remember you now.

>>54634747
>no clear bullish catalyst
Kek, bobos actually believe this. It's literally the opposite, there is no (non schizo zerohedge tier) reason to be bearish.

>>54634758
youre so stupid it hurts. its like you didnt read anything i said.

>>54634743
You accuse everyone who sees the obvious signs of a recession of being a """russian vatnik""". You're either a NAFO tranny shill or working for the Ukrainian government directly.

>>54634770
You cited a bunch of nonsense, RSI and bollingerbands are TA autism that provide no edge. Literally every retail retard knows about and uses these indicators and they almost all lose money.
>>54634782
>You accuse everyone who sees the obvious signs of a recession of being a """russian vatnik""
Nobody does that and nobody says that.

>>54634731
respectfully i hope they hit $20

>>54634711
Dont bother. You will get burned.
Widely known that JIDF shills for KTOS here, as they are a /biz/raeli defense firm.
>It happened to me, itll happen to you

>>54634621
Always do the opposite of what Jews say

>>54634798
>Nobody does that and nobody says that.
Want me to link to the archives of your posts where you did that? You even started sperging out about zerohedge again in this thread just now >>54634758

Use this opportunity to slurp NVIDIA before it goes to 10T market cap, also pick up a smaller bag of chainlink as it will eventually be worth 5 figures.

>>54634826
Your discord is operating as an illegal pump and dump group right now. You troons are so fucked.

>>54634824
>zionhedge
Has nothing to do with Russia, they are permabears and doomers. I've hated that shitty disinfo site for years, long before the Ukraine war started.

>>54634841
Meds, schizo.

This is the worst /smg/ ever.

>futures

>>54634798
why do stocks go down then at all? it sounds like you think it is random magic. yet you claim there is a reason stocks go up. why isnt stocks going up random magic and unpredictable?

>>54634855
just wait until you see the next one

>>54634855
Every thread with the schizo permabear guy who calls every bull a Fed tends to be like this.
He completely derails any serious attempt to have a discussion about the market, and constantly gaslights everyone.

>>54634855
the namefag is the worst poster ive ever seen. he types like hes a 15 year old.

>>54634172
this must be what the summer of 1929 felt like. The calm before the storm.

>>54634865
>why do stocks go down then at all? it sounds like you think it is random magic.
Very simple, maximum pain. The vast majority of money is still bearish and therefore we continue upwards, I estimate that once SPX hits 5500 later this year the majority may finally be slightly bullish. I think you'll see a 10% correction once we hit 5500.

>>54634855
Here have the better version

>>54633256

Tomorrow we're gonna see a 1.57% green day on SPY. Dont ask me how I know, i'll get in trouble if I spill

>>54634822
https://voca.ro/17OO8ay3NT2n

>>54634855
*so far*

>>54633597
lmao

>>54634890
Thanks, I just searched the archive and it was the first one I saw.

>>54634916
There's a rare one about John Rocker too, but I didn't save it

>>54634888
>Market closed
>Credit crisis

>>54634209
reminder it took 25 years for the DJI to reach previous highs after the 29 crash

you best start believing youre in one

>>54633507
it's on >>/g/ and >>/t/

>>54634893
https://voca.ro/1jdGBynmgP8H
I didn’t even play this one back before grabbing the link.
I have no idea how this one even sounds

>>54634209
>>54634225
no landing

>>54634925
The Fed has more tools now and they aggressively deploy them. There will never be another 20%+ crash ever again, the 2022 crash was the best you'll get.

>>54634842
>>54634850
>>54634876
https://www.archived.moe/biz/thread/54582114/#54585025
https://www.archived.moe/biz/thread/54556579/#54557948
https://www.archived.moe/biz/thread/54582114/#54586312
Really makes you think.

>>54634925
I'm still down 60% from feb 2021 though

>>54634813
Burn it all!!!

>>54633783
same bro

>Futures

>>54634945

>>54634637
>stocks also inflate
bro do you even 2022?

>>54634814
I appreciate it. Looks like I missed the kick. One BOIL is more than enough for me.

>>54634945
>>54633783
The answer is simple: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntPeHC8z1Og

>>54634950
What's your point? Stop derailing the thread and gaslighting, we're trying to discuss the market here.

>futes

>>54634990
kys shill

>>54634990
>https://www.archived.moe/biz/thread/54582114/#54585025
>Hello Vatnik, hows the weather in Moscow? Don't bet against America or the American economy.
>https://www.archived.moe/biz/thread/54556579/#54557948
>Nice projection, Vatnik. The economy is strong, and anyone spreading doomer propaganda can be assumed to be a literal Russian Fed.
>https://www.archived.moe/biz/thread/54582114/#54586312
>All normal people are pro Ukraine, nobody is getting paid to do so. How much money have you lost this year betting against America?

>>54634798
>>You accuse everyone who sees the obvious signs of a recession of being a """russian vatnik""
>Nobody does that and nobody says that.

Why does he do it?

>>54634925
based ignorer of GDP, profits, inflation, and everything else that matters

Anyway, am I completely off base still being concerned about the gaps on the S&P from the end of last month?

>>54634888
govt will surely intervene and remove the sell button

Shorting will be banned temporarily

>>54635034
>Shorting will be banned temporarily
Unless you're an """accredited investor""".

Just put $1500 into s&p 500, I have never bought stocks before,
wish me luck please.

>>54635064
Good idea brocel, I will buy 3k in calls for SPY tomorrow. I have 0 stocks

>>54635064
Nice, personally I just bought 1000 shares of VIX myself, fellow regular American from Virginia Oblast (not Ukraine).

Anyone know a good indy for a put/call moving average on trading view?

>>54635019
Ya, good pt anon, it was some fake bs to get high marks for end of Q1, and as you can see we are struggling to retain the High of 4/3.. I for one am not shaken by the crabbing, we were actually headed down from FOMC decision on 2/2 before 3/8... so probably something was known. And macro around inflation and earnings was BETTER then.
>>54634889 I appreciate the contrarian signal and think you are an educated/diligent lad. But there is no way with the trajectory of energy and land use that farther out models can be correct, even if we don't crash, best case is fits and starts for the rest of the decade until a global order is established and energy security is re-secured. I bid you to look at some interesting takes of OOTT/Natgas sector. Bubble point is real and global production is plateau'd, more EMs will contie slurping carbon based energy while renewables languish, and we're not building enough nuclear.

>>54635019
You are not.

>>54634881
I think the worst part is that even if he didn't admit he was a shill, he posts the same shit every thread at least 5 times with zero proof of postions and does the same thing on reddit

All my fellow regular American stock market investors should buy shares of DXY to show their support for the dollar. Never bet against America you stupid Russian Vatnik chuds.

>>54634331
you sure about that?

Did pretty well rolling my profits from tqqq/tmf into vti in 2021, feels like it's time to start rolling it back out the next 6-9 months.
Thoughts?

>>54634730
$bil $sgov will match the fed funds rate tda rate is bs

>>54634895

>futures

Welp seeing as /smg/ is a completely dead general recently, maybe it's time to interview poem anon again.

>>54635198
henlo tlt 120c 1/2026

>>54635205
My money is all tied up in UONE calls at the moment.

>>54635198
What do you have to do for an interview?

>>54635234
Basically nothing. It's usually just an off the cuff discussion where I take a deep dive into the level of autism individual posters have here.

Buy and hold 40K
>+18%
Time the market taxed account
>Flatter than a 2D anime girl
I consneed Mr. Bogle. I consneed.

>>54635250
How long does it take? Is there video?

t. has never watched

>>54635260
Not anymore. It's usually like 30 minutes

>>54635198
My body is ready
>>54635260
As long as a free Zoom call can last

palantir....

Baking.

I'm surprised all the soxx niggers didn't see this one from earlier.

>NEW YORK, April 17, 2023--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Second paragraph, first sentence of the release, dated April, 14th, 2023, should read: The effective date of the split will be at market open on May 5, 2023 (instead of: The effective date of the split will be at market open on May 4, 2023). In addition, a second table has been added below the first table.

SMG is unironically dead and slow now. Unreal

>>54635286
I feel like we've built a good enough relationship that the next video would be much more relaxed and natural.

>>54635323
I could even start drinking again

>>54635309
Calm before the storm. This entire board is going to become /smg/ in a few months. Like 2020 where there were at least five concurrent threads at all times, but worse (better).

>>54635281
>>54635286
I'll probably do it in the future if you run out of people again. Is there a link to the channel?

1929 will look like a bull market in comparison.

>>54635334
no man

>>54635346
It's my new channel so there isn't much content on there yet.

https://youtube.com/@JohnnyFathands

>>54635304
I will be baking a bread of fresh bobo

>>54635337
What happened in 2020

May do an iron condor on $FRC exp apr 28. Their earnings date is Apr 24. Think the stocks gonna go cray cray on earnings?

>>54635143
ye. im buying tomorrow.

>>54633984
Yup, its ganna be one of those "you didn't tell me hard enough" moments.

>>54635414
coof
crash
niggers

>>54635414
Not much, it was pretty boring.

>>54635392
Please don't I need the market to panic. It always does the opposite of whose exuberant overnight

>>54635414
Kobe died. :(

>>54635456
okay i will be making a funny post then

>>54635431
nah

God, yields are so fucked that I can't even comprehend it.

>>54635541
nature will heal

How much do you guys make a year by trading? No crypto

>>54635624
most of these nigs are probably red or just started

>>54635472
He learned his lesson. Too bad it wasn't a lesson that he could use later in life.

>>54635337
>>54635414
is 2020 when we had that one time with literally 13 fucking threads?
that was fucking kino.
we need to do that again some time.

>>54635414
Donald Trump decided it was a great time to give away money

>>54634236
you talk like a dramatic fag. you're indian arent you

>>54635472
I happened to be in LA the day after he died. I've never seen such a large gathering of sad people before. It was unreal.
>Soxl futures

>>54635735
it's funny how in atheism the idols are mere products of the entertainment industry

>>54635710
We prefer the term "Native American". Thank you.

>>54635624
Year 1: -350
Year 2: +9000
Year 3: -18000 + (50000 private equity sale)
Judging by the number progression I am due for a positive 6 figures year.

>>54635309
Thats because you faggots aren't discussing anything worthwhile. You dumb fucks just post OOOOOOOOs and AAAAAAAs, yet you wonder why nobody wants to post here anymore. I mean a remember a time when people hated tripfags like baggie and jews like rocker. Yet the remnants of /smg/ is out here constantly sucking the dick of attention seeking faggots like the aforementioned rocker. Here's a little stock tip for you guys, you should have listened to me when I said to buy JPM calls

>>54635761
Okay what are you doing now though?

>>54635822
I'm getting dubs??

>>54635309
Everybody was either bullish or bearish. Now they're dead.

>>54635309
that's what happens when 90% of the general got btfo by the crab

dont buy options or 3x leveraged funds. you WILL get chopped

>>54635893
I just buy BOIL calls, every Friday before close, sell the calls on Monday 15 minutes after open. Been successful so far!

I love cunn—
stocks.

I love stocks.

>>54635872
I was both, now I'm broke. It's over

>>54635952
Just invest in cannabis, 4/20 is around the corner.

I have been holding BOIL since $8.70. Should I keep holding or cut it?

>>54635963
You not supposed to hold leveraged! Cut it and regain with options.

I have 155k in VOO I've been buying nothing but VOO for years and am sick of it.

I started buying SCHD today and that will save me.

>>54635995
buy AVUV

>>54634117
Not only is it low, but it hasn't risen above 50 since 2020. Until there's a high VIX spike the market won't bottom.

>Earnings are all coming in bretty good or beating estimates
I wouldn't wanna be a bearfag right about now. You guys had your year of fun last year. Let the big boys handle it from now on okay?

Been thinking about scoopsies and the guy with these hands...

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=608k5c-iej0&feature=share

>>54636166
I look like this

guys what the fuck is apple doing?

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1648192464367370242

>>54635143
Rolling

>>54636207
Perfect

>>54633359
Dunning-Kruger type posters, on my /smg/

DBA is on a tear.

How ominous.

Bears?

>>54636369
Hmm?

why are bogletards allowed to post here?

fucking YIELDS holy fuck

>>54636415
our slow and steady gains allow us access to reasonably-priced, mid-range internet plans

>>54636415
Boglechads run /smg/

Stocks will never go up again
>>54636048
Is that the Latina housekeeper he banged
>>54635353
Based

>>54636487
>Is that the Latina housekeeper he banged
no that's urethra franklin
how bout a little r-e-s-p-e-c-t

>>54636415
not everyone here is poor anon

>>54636477
Two same number

there is an iceberg on ES right now can't move past 4180

>>54636581
There’s a hazard you might say

Apple is a black swan, those assholes are going to create another huge bank run because of that 4.15% rate kek

>>54636613
At least they have enough cash to back it up

Yields...

>>54636487
Wtf is this? Is it time to order that Detroit nigger that lives with his mom some more pizzas?

>>54636659
Did 3m and 4m increase again? holy shit man.

>>54635377
>>54635198
RORKLEREVFDV
HOW COMES YA CHANNEL AINT GOT NO SUBS OR NO VIEWS OR NO VIDEOS OR NO NOTHING
YO NIGGUUHH DIS SHIT FUKKEN SUCKS
YA GOOTTSAA STEP UP YA GAEM N SHEEEEIIITTT NIGGUJH

>>54636677
Yes red is Monday's curve

>>54636677
>Did 3m and 4m increase again?
yee, I don't remember that shit pulling a 5% APR, that shit's crazy

uh DXYbros...

>>54636705
https://youtu.be/6dDbnwQlCek
https://youtu.be/nouLQZCXW4A
Nothing personal

>up 10% one week
>down 14% one week
>up 12% one week
>down 16% one week
Brehs... this is tough

I just shorted Nasdaq

dxy wants to go up, but gets cruched all the time

spy closed around 4151 yesterday and futures show ~4180, but that is not +0.2%. What gives?

>>54636659
>>54636677
>>54636692
>>54636696
That's already outdated from the snapshot at market close. They went up even more.

>>54637228
Yes, the website doesn't have fresh bond yields just the closing yield.

dxy on the verge to rise.
sp500 on the verge to dwindle ?

After yesterday I was convinced it's going down today. I'm getting heemed premarket.

>>54633708
Diversifying by buying negatively correlated assets. Truly /biz/ tier AM

new thread when?