/biz/ - Business & Finance

*inhales*
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
*exhales*

White women fuck dogs.

>futures

Hood Puts my doing the yes good?

>Futures

>>54619222
nope but keep it up anyway

>>54619216
Actually, they do not. This meme was created to encourage breeding with Chinese Women

>>54619235
BAD YOU WRONG ME NOW PAY

>nows

>>54619216

>>54619251
>thens

>>54619251
>>54619269
>futes
Rippin son!

>>54619235
HANDS UP THUMBS DOWN

>futures

>former (sneeds)

Give me a random stock (or coin) to invest in tomorrow. I last over half my money banking on stupid shit like AMC and Algorand and I'm getting desperate.

>>54619298
how much powder do you have?

>>54619298
DRV's probably going to run this week.

quick reminder that this anon was looking for Sabine Hossenhelder:
>>54615649
https://youtube.com/@SabineHossenfelder

Next week will be the greatest pump in capitalism
Yellen just gave us a preview. Get ready boys.
Do with this info what you will

>>54619298
Keeping with the theme, APE & AVAX

For my 401k (TSP actually), should I reallocate into the bond fund ahead of the crash?

>>54619298
Dwac + Cmls >>54619297

I ate some FUCKING DISGUSTING spaghetti for dinner. I'm never buying cheap hamburger again.

>>54619324
>He doesn't know

i guess that's it, market's just never going to go down anymore
it's only in hindsight when you realize that was actually the second-chance generational dip after the covid generational dip

o well i will just buy index funds and will retire in 20 years instead of 5 years

>>54619324
>TSP
fuck off glowie

>>54619324
Yeah, go all in bonds. Yellen is good for it.

tick tock mumu. this rally cant continue forever..

>>54619348
Lower your tone

See; >>54619351

>>54619324
bonds are highly efficient in an IRA.

>futures

https://youtu.be/x-XhUhokt6E

>>54619350
What are you talking about, man? He'll lock in a lot of sweet, juicy 3% returns. And keep them as inflation in 2024 trends down to 2%, 1%, even 0%.

>>54619384
>keeping your money in the stock funds before they get rugged

I saw you guys posting on /tv/

Where is the one they call Fat Fingers? Jocko Fat Fingers? Someone said I should find this guy, he's got The Scoop or some shit.

>>54619464
There are other positions besides stocks & bonds anon.. cash pays 4.5%

damn bros I remember looking at some farmers bank something-or-other 20 yr bonds at 6%+ about a month back. Didn't do it because it sounded gay but actually locking 6% for that long might've been the play

>>54619350
>gossipy girls speed-typing with 3-letter-per-key phones was 15 years ago
>there are folks in this thread RIGHT NOW who have never used a dumbphone

brapsisters

>>54619500
whenever anyone sent me a text in those days, I would respond next time I saw them face to face and tell them I do not fuck with that shit.

>>54619486
There are only 5 funds offered, 4 of them being indices

>>54619477
You sure about that? Last I'd heard he was, uh, drinking Bud Light, if you know what I mean.

>>54619524
man you glowies aren't very smart huh

>>54619524
Have you considered the sell button?

>>54619537
One of them J Edgar Hoover skirt wearing faggots, huhn? Maybe one of them Mr. BunnyRabbit Crew members?
Well, I didn't miss out on Momma's fresh cannoli to stand around jabbing with some light in the loafers Hot Topics shopping neck beards.
You tell Jocko Fat Fingers, if he wants us to know something, he better just post it up on the Youtube like all the other fruities.

She wants to touch me (whoa-oh)
She wants to love me (whoa-oh)
She'll never leave me (whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh-oh)
Don't trust a ho, never trust a ho
Won't trust a ho, 'cause a ho won't trust me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdB3Oyd5HtU

INVOOST
>INVOOST
INVOOST
invoost

>>54619313
This elderly woman does not owe me sex.

i need about 1k just to buy the shoes i want. 1 pair of barefoot style running shoes and a pair of nice chelsea boots. im pushing my luck with my trades, but i need these shoes.

>>54619314
>Next week will be the greatest pump in capitalism
Tell it to me again anon.

>>54619500
Gotta be honest, I wasn’t optimistic back then and I’m even less optimistic now. Can’t wait for the pain to hit the normies, especially the progressive ones.

>>54619681
stop being gay and get Danner boots

>>54619314
>>54619712
>WASHINGTON — The Internal Revenue Service today reminded people that Tax Day, April 18, is also the deadline for first quarter estimated tax payments for tax year 2023.

>>54619538
>>54619575
Okay yes, but why not at least get a small return via short term treasuries?

>>54619500
smartphones and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race

Thread theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkvyfUVcBtI

>>54619729
>saved the thumbnail again

>>54619729
How are niggaz so short?

>>54619681
>pair of nice chelsea boots
whatever you do don't get blundstones
fashionable chink shit
either spring for RM Williams or take the redback pill

>>54619722
whoa thats quite the selection they have. not a bad recommendation anon

Really dumb fucking strategy but please bear with me.
I know spreads are used to hedge a position but the profit is very limited.
I want to go really deep into long dated puts on UPST because I know there's a strong possibility of it reaching the single digits, and I want a fuckload of them, but it's obviously retarded to do so. I was thinking about shorter dated calls for every 3 long dated puts I place as an alternative to hedging my position.

The profit is much greater and risk is still somewhat mitigated if the market still has some short term rally behind it. Is this a good strategy?
Any reply is deeply appreciated.

>>54619762
Simultaneously horrifying and joyful. Just think how you would have known about this artist only 40 short years ago?

Would a possible recession be enough to reduce inflation?

>>54619802
It's literally how recession is reduced.

wwyd if you hypothetically had a $66 average on 400 shares of TQQQ

>>54619786
I was already warned about cheap shit when it comes to leather boots and such. I just so happen to have an RM Williams boot open in a tab that Im ready to invest in once i feel like i made enough gains.

>>54619791
Somehow you will end up taking a loss on both positions

>>54619811
I wouldn't have done that because I'm not a fucking idiot.

>>54619788
They are well made.

>>54619811
would have taken the loss at $57

>>54619830
filtered
it's a hypothetical, maybe someone held a gun to your head and made you hit the buy button

>>54619314
I’m supposed to believe she can’t find a real guy willing to do that with her?

>>54619811
I'd sell covered calls above the strike price. You could even do some CC LEAPS if you're worried about getting assigned.

>>54619811
sell it and never trade again.

>>54619235
She kinda cute tho

mountain lights are pretty kino
but i already have red wings for my trad heritage boots

WHATS THE FASTEST WAY TO PAY OFF $12K IN DEBT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>54619828
Probably true. Fuck me for spending hours thinking this up too.

>>54619869
Bankruptcy

>>54619791
In my limited experience well out of the money puts tend to be extremely cheap, and poorly populated.
So my guess is you can probably buy them for $1/contract, if you can find someone to take the other side.
Not having seen how the company operates their contract denominations, however, I'd be concerned that you'd have sufficient room to be in the money if the price did actually move that way. A number of, especially low volume stocks start jumping offerings for contracts once you get away from the recent ranges.
Sorry, I'm sure there's professional language for this stuff, but this is how I currently think of it.

>>54619846
Permabulls get what they deserve.

>>54619802
In theory you cut lending and let debts settle out a bit, money supply go down inflation go down.
But what if money supply not really go down?

>>54619810
Listen, Ichan, you fucking nigger.
You also beat inflation by simply supplying enough goods to satiate demand.
Natural resources and time have no value until they're sold, and selling saps free money from the market.

recession? do crimes
boom? do crimes

>>54619321
right ape and avax

>>54619869
change it to a lower-interest debt then pay it off within a year

Is Coca Cola dividend worth it or nah?

https://youtu.be/b2kV1oZPYYc

>>54619869
Suck 12k dicks

>>54619930
Buy a dividend etf if you don't already own divie stocks.

>>54619865
>trad herit
>flat sole

>>54619802
No. Prices will never go down again. Companies will just raise prices every quarter to always make record profits (or they will get fired and replaced by those who will). Consoomers can't not buy. If they don't buy because they run out of money then they just go homeless and die. In the future, instead of selling 10 million widgets per quarter for $10, they will just sell 1 widget per quarter for $100-million to an oil-rich Saudi. This is bullish because it reduces headcount and capital costs at the company. They will wonder why they weren't doing this the whole time. Marketing departments will ignore the poors and the whole economy will be selling overpriced IRL NFTs to billionaires while we live in homeless camps.

>>54619664
That elderly woman DEFINITELY owes you sex, sirs.

>>54619881
Company relies on people applying for loans. Because of high interest rates and current recession there's no bull thesis for UPST.
It's ""technically"" a meme stock so there's tons of interest for it, it being highly shorted is the only reason this thing has had any run-ups, but it being off regSHO makes it an easy target for more shorting.
Predictions and fair value price range for the stock sits at $8, it's currently at $15.50 and just had a 40% run-up. It's going to go down (in my opinion), just a matter of when.

>>54619878

>>54619725
cash in a MMF is short term treasuries fren

>>54619980
what's the weirdest toe you've sucked lately?

Anyone here ever fuck an escort?

>>54619989
>cash in a MMF
These motherfuckers have a 30 day wait period before your "security" becomes marginable.

>>54619989
Can’t reallocate money in a 401k to a MMF

>>54620001
no but i got freaky with a 2007 Focus SE once

>>54620001
GO BACK TO R*DDIT WITH THIS BABBY SHIT

fr tho, I miss the crackwhore sociopath anon guy that used to post pics from his drives in LA or whatever. That was kino.

>>54619994
Wow. Good question.
Are we talking a literal toe here or a figurative toe, because the answer is that it depends

>>54619216
there’s a girl from my hometown that literally has a dog fucker video.
she looked pretty decent too.

>>54620047
>>54620061
did you suck her toes?

>>54620011
Post your 401k fund list. There's definitely an MMF equivalent offered unless you work for some real dipshits.

401k more like 4-on-1 gay

Yolk em, leave 'em with his feet danglin'
Got his degree in stranglin' and street hagglin'
You could find 'em on the beat braggin'
Then discreetly draggin' emcees towards the meat wagon
And they chicks to the bang bus
Make 'em kick and slang cuss
To Vik is no dang fuss
He sense a trickle of lingering hate
But refuses to get tickled by the fickle finger of fate
"Fuck that nigga"
Vik, in it for the buck by the giga
A short truck ride to the liquor store to refuel
Rookie at the counter, manager told 'em "he cool"
(You got some change?) Walk, tellin' ya hard luck story
Or else that's gonna leave a scar, yuck gory
And we're outtie, peewwmm!
V and his rowdy crew
You could see how loud he blew
And now that's a fine howdy doo

Sclerrrrr! Stay in your lane!
Keep drivin' straight or catch a stray in ya brain
Go deep divin' off the side of the bridge off a slide and a skid
Who wanna ride with the kid?

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME:
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TDOgtQH6XWg

>>54620009
I don't think he's using margin in his 401k.

>>54620011
I guess it depends on the 401k provider. My current one offers MMF mutuals. Otherwise stuck with bank interest, rip.

I’m financially bored

>>54620112
>I don't think he's using margin in his 401k
Not based

>>54619869
Balance transfer. :)

Hearing the pitter patter of rain on the roof of a house is based

>>54620115
I am financially RUINED
But at least its not on some simp shit >>54620144

>>54619869
do your pic rel to the creditor

>>54619915
Based crime doer.

>>54619959
Sad as this is, this is the truth of things. You'll never get to experience a filling meal at a fast food place for just $1.00 per item again nor get to see a 20oz coke for 1.00 or 1.25 either. (actually its not 20oz anymore, more like 16).
Shat's fucked and it'll stay like that. Who would've thought that pre-covid/covid was the last time you got to experience cheap shat. I could go to MCD's and get 2 sausage biscuits w/small coffee for 3.18 (tax included). Not anymore. This is why house buying is important. Your locking in that loan rate. v.s paying rent that can change on whatever whim the landlord decides. I'm fucking glad I got mine during the fallout of 2008. I pay 400 a month. Shat's fucked out the ass but I pay 400 no mater what.

>>54620153
what's the cashback action on 21k onlyfans? also consider doing chargebacks next time.

>>54620109
>How I admitted to my felony, and made money on it selling it to geeky jewish kids
v.345,643,622,342,234,753 dot 32425

IHRT closed at 3.78. You could have been inspiring.

>>54619869
>$12K
C'mon anon you don't even need the rice & beans diet for this one
Just get a job and that will be paid off in a year, maybe two tops

>>54620163
I had a mortgage for like 2.5% in January 2020 but then lost my job in July 2020 and had to move to find new work. :(

>>54620171
from chase?
best you would get is 1.5% on the freedom unltd
but i would not be at all surprised if they make a simp card at some point that has bonus categories for 'creator memberships' or some shit

>>54620171
its not my aacount
>>54620182
im not a n33t you nigger i have a job

yt bois
there could be yt bois
anywhere
wit a car
u can go to tha stoe
an gank some newpotes

>>54620193
>simp card
kek

>>54619811
sell covered calls until i had my initial back and then sell the 400 shares and whatever you get from the shares is your profit

>>54620153
Blowing almost 22,000 for semi-porn.. Uh, I'm a horny perverted middle aged dude but I'd never be that stupid or desperate. (Hell I've never paid for porn at all)

>>54619324
dont listen to these retards, you want to buy bonds now, the economy isnt getting any hotter, they wont raise rates much more,
in a few years or less that bond fund will be worth alot plus youll be getting those tax free payments

>>54620264
I have these saved from 3 years ago, they came from bizraeli chumps

>>54620285
I'm not buying your bags, Yellen.

>>54620202
>i have a job
Well then anon you are off you are off to a good start. Though your racial slurs towards African American individuals show poor character and an un-Christian attitude which may inhibit your success in the workplace.

The next thing I want you to do is review your other expenses. Subscriptions, car payments, credit card interest. Cut everything you can. Your date thinks you're a nerd for not having Netflix? Dump her, you need a women who will support your decisions including financial.

Finally once you are through all of that, it is time to increase your income. Now I am not optimistic from what I've seen from your posts thus far, but, you must have a skill that sets you apart from others, something you can really double down on to pull ahead of the pack. Now once you identify that, you need to go all-in on that skill and make sure you are paid accordingly. Then not only will you pay off your debt quickly, you'll come out of it stronger than before with a growing income stream. DR out.

>>54620302
Im too conservative to even buy bonds, my 401k goes into Stable value money market insured accounts and my IRA into CDs
Call me what you will but the matching and tax avoidance make it like a 50% gain every year with essentially 0 risks

>>54619712
>>54619729
Sounds more like we're going to have a pants-shitting rally to shake out the bears, before we plummet.
If we rally, make sure you take your profits and gtfo

>>54620320
Employer match isn't a gain; it's tax-free compensation in your labor contract.

>>54620328
VIX to 10 confirmed.

>>54620320
Bonds are the closest thing to zero risk (other than the US defaulting or DXY declining). I can pretty much guarantee that what you're doing has some other idiosyncratic risk you're not counting on.

>>54620344
That's another funny thing! VIX uses a rolling calculation of up to 45 days or whatever it is, but most of the volume in is 0-2 dte as per that report. Basically all the data is frontloaded and we don't have a true picture of long-term volatility.
On the other hand, that makes further-dated things quite cheap..

>>54620335
call it what you like but i need to put into 401k to get it
i put 10% and employer 4%
10000 from me and 4000 from employer and then i save a few grand in taxes
im putting up 10k and getting roughly 7 grand out of it, thats the easiest way for me to look at it, if i can keep my AGI less than 80k somehow i can drop 6500 into the IRA and ill have virtually 0 federal income taxes

>>54620344
>>54620360
Was 2017 a kino year? I didn't follow the markets at that time. :(

>>54620351
yeah there is asteroid risk and default risk of the insurance house that is insuring the bonds, its AA bonds with added third party insurance
its still within the realm of possibility shtf

>>54619811
Think about how bad the guy with the 76 average is doing hahahaaaaaaaaaa

>>54619938
In a row!?

>>54620362
I am from UK, but I entered 129k GBP into my SIPP last tax year to reduce my tax burden by 58%. 98% of that money is sitting in MMF funds earning about 4.1% (after fees ect). Its better than nothing & is a pretty penny if stocks underperform in a side ways market for years to come.

You should still consider MMF if they are an option to reduce cash drag whilst you drip feed back into equities/bonds if the timing is a risk. Being entirely risk-off is rarely a good play unless you are nearing retiring age in a few years.

Try not to confuse the tax-free amount as a gain, it is of course smart to take advantage, espically in your case with a 50% relief (myself it was 58% so I understand) but you still need to keep that money in its growth phase if you are young.

I'm 25, so plenty of time till I am 57 lol.

>>54620385
that's me i averaged down :(

>>54620362
>and ill have virtually 0 federal income taxes
Retards shouldn't talk about things they don't understand

>>54620147
right you are brother
i'm chilling in the part of my house that's an a-frame and the rain on the roof is comfy af right now
wish i could post a webm with sound for you guys to share it with me

>>54620362
I'm just being a hardass about it being a gain. The match is an expense for the employer and in absence of it workers would be paid more. It's the gov't mandating matches to incentivize retirement, which isn't necessarily a bad thing considering how financially illiterate most people are. Personally I only contribute up to the match to get my "full comp", then invest the rest myself across taxable/HSA/Roth.. mutuals are too low risk for how hands on I am. Much lower fees doing stocks directly as well. WFC pushed me into a target date fund eating 7% front-loaded fees each buy. I ended that after I learned.

>>54620403
Sounds like you got a plan anon. Kinda hard to predict the next 30 years. '93 seems so different compared to today, and all that happened in between. Definitely different performances if one played the 00s right or not.

>>54620445
Sssh the rentoids wouldnt know

>>54620095
TSP
G Fund Government Securities Investment Fund
C Fund Common Stock Index Investment Fund
I Fund International Stock Index Investment Fund
F Fund Fixed Income Index Investment Fund
S Fund Small cap stock Index investment fund

>>54620504
>rentoids wouldnt know
Nor would they know about insufficient physical shingle samples sent to the asphalt shingle warranty company when trying to repair wind damaged roofs

I have decided.
>15 short dated calls
>60 long dated puts
>I break even if it goes up
>I make money if it goes down
>I lose money if it crabs for months on end

who the fuck is Martin Gale?

>>54620305
Are you the same anon that does FA via Trump, Obama, and Biden?

From looking at various options volume, I always see 3 strikes, either puts or calls, that have outlier volume. I think this is a form of CC with short outer legs and long inner legs.
This is a credit spread that is far OTM, has roughly 2:1 delta on the short vs long legs, and is on a euro-style chain. It's also placed 1SD away from the upside price forecast, and a 4:1 risk:return ratio. Not sure if this is optimum, but it feels like I'm on the right track to selling weeklies

>>54620522
G Fund ~ MMF equivalent for glowies. Unfortunately Yellen is raiding it to keep the Treasury operational until debt-ceiling is lifted. Her "extraordinary measures" are basically putting ious in the G-fund, but once (if) the debt-ceiling is lifted, it'll be refurbished.

Ironically that swan event of the ceiling not getting lifted is what I think has the markets spooked...

>>54620546
>Martin Gale
Now that's a name I haven't heard in years... Back when my account was double the size, bagholding SPY at $475. Memories

>>54620558
no
Ramseyposting is its own thing and has been for a while

>>54620454
i dont understand how wells fargo is allowed to exist

>>54620578
>Back when my account was double the size
That is an extremely subtle joke, and I laughed

I have $40k in bitfarms that I plan on selling when it hits $60k, do I just roll that in JEPQ or SCHD?

TDA is gonna move my funds to klauss schwabbs personal account in 45 days, should i be concerned about this?

>>54620522
>>54620575
To add on to this. The F Fund is the long duration glowwie bond fund.

>>54620588
consequence of kicking the greenspan can down the road. 0% rates have caused immense inefficiency to thrive. I will roll out of them as soon as I leave this job.

>>54620595
A lot has happened since then. Many buttons were pressed from $475 till now

>>54620616
WFC gets caught doing straight up illegal shit all the time, to its poorest customers too

>>54620603
only if you fear peace and tranquility. klauss will take the pain away. he will take the burden of your possessions onto himself and you will be happy.

>>54620575
>>54620616
Okay I will soon be rotating my current and future allocations into the G Fund, thank you

So I guess you're not supposed to do anything with K-1's? Like, even if you had BOIL or UCO in your IRA?

I would personally sell covered calls on dividend kings desu but my trust is in VOO or VTI i cant remember right now

Drawing buncun

>54620727
reminder to kys

>>54620678
>in your IRA
This is the key here. If it's in a regular account then the K-1 matters

>>54620629
A few years back I got a text/email asking to confirm my account creation. At the time I had nothing with WFC. Then some months ago it came out they were using citizen data to make fake accounts to pump their department numbers, and I connected the dots. They deserve to go under this cycle.

>54620727
why does he do it bros

>>54620660
Just remember to rotate out once the event passes to scoop up cheapies. GL glowie anon. Watch for the yield curve to uninvert and brace for impact.

>>54620735
OK, cause I'm reading that there are some weird ass situations where that can happen but 1) doesn't seem like that applies to the ProShares gambling ETFs/K-1's and 2) would have your broker tap you on the shoulder anyway to make the payments.

>>54620727
I fear the day that man learns to use StableDiffusion.

>>54620727
Why would you post this?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>54620629
>>54620736
Have you heard of Fee Structuring? It's illegal now, but I wouldn't be surprised if they still do it.

>Be poorfag with $200 in my account
>Spend $50 across 10 transactions
>Fuck man, I want an Xbox so I'll drop another $250
>What should happen is that you are -$100 overdrawn and get hit with an NSF fee of $30 or whatever once
>What banks used to do is on the monthly statements, organize charges from highest to lowest, so you immediately get put into -$50, hit with a $30 NSF fee, and then 10 separate transactions putting you to -$100 as before, plus another TEN $30 NSF charges

It's disgusting and only serves to hurt the poor people with poor impulse control

>futures
God damn this market needs to chill the fuck out soon. I am WAY too horny for my own good. The personal financial consequences of me not getting laid soon are going to be cataclysmic.

Every day that goes by boglechads win just a little more

Well that's a Pepe I won't be saving...

>>54620889
That only makes it rarer

so thats the poo poo everyones been talking about

>>54620202
>getting a refund

Ahh, I remember my 20s. I’d buy a gun or some liquor with my refund and think I was a genius. Now I have a mortgage and a kid with one on the way and the government comes back with “oh, you’re a little short, $3k more will make us go away”. It’s like getting kicked in the nuts.

>>54620984
boomer saving asian AI art
sasuga

>>54621019
I made it on pornpen.ai

I pay $15 a month for a subscription. Think of that what you will.

>>54620984
>inflation goes up
>minimum wage hit 15 fucking dollars
>I get a raise to hedge against inflation and wage increases
>I'm now in a higher tax bracket because of it
>despite getting paid more I can afford less than previously before because of said inflation
It's not fucking fair

>>54621034

>>54620984
>>54621034
MOAR!

>>54621035
>brainlet doesn't understand how marginal tax brackets work

>>54619869
>step 1: get job
>step 2: work job
>step 3: collect paycheck
>step 4: allocate portion of paycheck after living expenses to paying off debt
wa la

futures indicate pensiveness on new data and earnings. nobody wants to price anything in

>>54621099
I know how tax brackets work you acorn headed numbnut. It's still a waste of my money, literally better off trying to game the system as some poorfag. At least I'd get a shot at neetbux and free health insurance, don't know why anyone bothers trying to make it with a "real" job if daddy government is so hellbent on fucking the middle class.

>>54620367
This is about the time of volmeggedon, so I'd say with my tinfoil hat there was certainly some malicious shit going on, testing how to keep volatility down.

What the fuck do analyst do?

Ive been hired and i have no clue desu. Sum it up in a few sentences please.

>>54621204
spreadsheets

>>54621204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn1GYqfijvs
If you really wanna know

The fair trading value of the Standard and Poors 500 Index is 185.

Just saw futures, it's over for my SPY calls

Should I do it monday? $1 cash covered puts on First Republic Bank? Risk $10k for $1k? Do you think FRC is going to $0?

blind will NOT shit up about how netflix flopped and had some outage on delivering some show called “Love is Blind”

I’m guessing NFLX is going to tank tomorrow.
Any price predictions for open?

Washed my penis.
Folded my laundry.
Took out my trash.
New week, new me.

I'm 31 and I make about $22,000 per year working as much as I possibly can at my job, which I love. I have no debt and like $30,000 in savings/investments. Am I a failure? I feel like every 23 year old I meet makes more money than me

>>54621331
Good luck bro. you'll need it. Buying calls on opex. you get what you don't deserve. because you deserve nuthing.

>>54621354
>penis: unwashed
>clothes: on the floor
>trash: shoved down in can so I can put more
same shit, different day

>>54619377
What’s the best way? I have cash to park for a future project

>>54621384
comparing yourself to others is one of the worst things you can do. just maximize what you have by living as minimally as possible and keep saving/investing with as much as you can, as wisely as you can. the no debt alone is a huge edge, but keeping low overhead is a major one too. be patient. also, loving your job is pretty rare. you sound wildly successful to me. live to impress the LORD GOD Almighty and not humans.

>>54621283
wouldnt it be 500? its in the name afterall.

>>54621331
>buying options in 0DTE market BEFORE THE WEEKEND
Why did you do this to yourself

>>54621416
It's just depressing seeing people 5-10 years younger than me buying houses and cars and starting families. In my mind I'm saving to buy land or a house but the housing market is absurd and I don't think it will ever return to pre-2020 levels, so what am I even saving for??

>>54621446
comparing yourself to others is one of the worst things you can do.

>>54621422
No, it's going to 185. Always has been.

invoost moonies stooks

>futures
https://youtu.be/rzfu5GQtJ_4

>>54621072

I have decided that I am going to manifest myself a gf.

>>54621461
Even if I'm not comparing myself to others, I still feel stuck. I wish I made at least $50,000 a year but I see no way to do that without leaving the job that I love and/or stressing myself out.

>>54619164
Are ENS names still valuable?

I'd sell any 20 from here for 2 eth total as a bundle.

https://opensea.io/4552doteth

I am so fucked. Lost 60k on options this year so far. The dump never came. I'm heemed beyond all recognition.

Mumu, I kneel.

>>54621072
How can I make money doing this?

>>54621596
I’ve seen a youtube channel that just plays a slideshow of this shit with music played over it
did shockingly well

>>54621642
Thats not a bad idea. Do it as 3 shorts a day and you'd probably hit 1m subs in a couple months.

>>54621569
Everyone wishes all kinds of shit. Count your blessings, not your curses. I wish I wasn't a 50 year old man who never recovered from getting heemed by a perfect storm of factors starting with Great Recession in 2009 and wound up divorced and homeless, and now have a health issues that prevents me from doing what I was able to do to make money. But instead, I focus on the fact that I am still alive and have a very small amount of money to try trading up with, so am still in the game and will always figure out what I can do with what I have rather than focus on what I can't do because of what I lack.

After this week SPX will never be below 4200 ever again, bobochuds I suggest you start buying now. We're going to 5000 before EOY.

this week is gonna be kino
there is no telling what all will occur
storm clouds on the horizon (Jamie Dimon says so too)
mumus keep buying
building the house of cards ever higher
as if they keep forgetting
or perhaps never knew
tha jews

>>54621661
>Do it as 3 shorts a day and you'd probably hit 1m subs in a couple months.
clips channels have horrendously low sub conversion rates.
There’s tons of channels pulling millions of views but only 1k-3k subs.
I think shorts have an even lower conversion rate than just doing regular short-form videos

>>54621688
Fuck off bagelfaggot shill. You already admitted to being a shill.
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/54586433/#54586576

>>54621730
Yes, I shill the S&P 500 for free.

>>54621811
You're the NAFO VPN tranny that's constantly raiding /biz/ with neoleftist bullshit.

>>54621341
You're holding ten thousand collateral for five months.
Will you make out with a thousand? Most likely, feds have already bailed them out once, they'll do it again so I don't think it's going insolvent.
Issue is you could just use the same collateral for shorter dated experies at a higher strike price and make more money without locking your funds up for so long.

>>54621709
Do they have a 'hit like and subscribe' message in them?

pwease pump the wussel too souzand.

>>54621822
You sound poor and upset, start longing the market rather than losing money shorting.

>>54621904
Not only did you admit to being a shill, but you also got caught trying to pose as multiple people telling anons to buy into the market.
https://www.archived.moe/biz/thread/54582114/#q54586325
https://www.archived.moe/biz/thread/54582114/#q54586338

AAPL 175 tomorrow

>>54621924
You're retarded, I am FOREX ANON. I forgot to change my ID back when I was trolling another thread and replied to that thread again.

>>54620839
The guy who made this edit is a Chad content creator.

I wonder how many of the old smgers are still around.

>>54621990
You switched names mid-thread and then deleted your posts to hide the mistake. Then you tried to claim that everyone was just making it up, until the archive link to your deleted posts kept getting reposted and you finally couldn't deny it anymore.

>>54622016
Ok schizo, whatever you say. Two more weeks till the market finally crashes right? I can't take you seriously when you are the schizo who unironically spammed /smg/ for months saying Ukraine and NATO shills are posting bullish propaganda lmao.

>>54622002
How old is old?

>>54622034
That’s pretty good.
I date back to the Powell rape hikes of 2018.

>>54622029
Cope harder you stupid fucking shill.

>>54622041
I don't have anything from earlier but I arrived here Jan 2020 after seeing a Schwab advert during the world series. I forgot the stock market existed until then.

>>54622042
The S&P 500 is nearly 4150, you lost, chud.

>>54621924
>>54621822
>>54622042
You want people to short the bottom?

>>54622109
That guy has been calling bulls shills for months, he's mentally ill. I'm starting to think it all his shill accusations might actually be projection.

>>54622068
>>54622109
>>54622119
You literally admitted to being a shill earlier this week
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/54586433/#54586576

Worst smg of all time

>>54622139
That's every /smg/.

>>54622068
SPY is unironically gonna drop to 4000 tomorrow. Just wait (Because I have 415c that expires tomorrow and I'm 100% getting fucked)

>>54622126
You're a special kind of retard aren't you

>>54622139
People keep saying that but somehow the shit just never stops rolling down hill boys. Reminder for everyone, gold sinks and shit floats in every /smg/ thread and these shit storms are only going to get bigger in the future.

2 hours until premarket

>>54622237
>futes
>2 hours until bull precum

>>54622237
You staying up or crashing soon?

okay we can drop now after 4 months of green

Boboids have actually lost their minds, it's embarrassing reading their schizo ramblings. There is no sane bearish thesis left, so I understand why every remaining bobo is a crazy schizo.

>>54622334
>no sane bearish thesis left
retard
the only bull thesis for this whole year now is "hurr durr everybody is muh bearish"

>>54622300
I just woke up

morning brehs. have you made any money this year on the markets???

>>54622352
>"hurr durr everybody is muh bearish"
That's literally the only thing that matters in a market that moves based on maximum pain. Congratulations, you understand how the market works, but you're too stupid to capitalize on it. You might get another 10% correction once we hit 5500 or something, maybe the doomers will finally flip bullish by then.

>>54622352
You're not supposed to give that tranny a serious reply, he's projecting his mumu fear and psychosis. Judging by the timezone he is active its a bong, therefore it's highly likely we are dealing with an actual tranny

>>54622365
I got 300 or so from dividends

>>54622368
keep coping you absolute troglodyte

>>54622389
Everyone is still a bearish doomer, we're not going to have any sort of correction until the majority are finally bullish again. I still get downvoted nearly every post I make on reddit when bullposting.

>>54622398
that's not how it works retard

>>54622398
>every post I make on reddit

gayyyy

>>54622387
thats decent since ive only lost money on my one trade this year

So red today? Looking like a double crab.

>>54622365
I made 4 bucks on tiny ass trades a while ago

>>54622365
I shorted SBNY and SIVB

>>54622426
It quite literally is, there are no fundamentals other than causing maximum pain. This is more true than ever with the 0 DTE degeneracy becoming so popular now.

>>54622459
I hope so. This crabbing is getting boring now.

>>54619324
>should I reallocate into the bond fund ahead of the crash?
fed will hike one more time then pause. you can reallocate into bonds.

>>54622481
How do you short bankrupted companies

>VIX short puts
>VIX long calls
These are the hedges I tried so far but it feels awful.

>>54622459
fuck the science going long

>>54622459
>So red today? Looking like a double crab.
What would constitute a crab future or day? Today is already 0.29% up, doesn't seem like a crab to me

>>54622041
I’m from 2018 too, you dumb nigger
were you around back ehen this thread was called /rhg/ instead?
>CERU, my nigga

>>54622041
also, when you say 2018 rape hikes, do you mean the VIXplosion thing that delisted the short VIX ticker? XIV or whatever?

Man, I'm really lucky. I'm shorting DAX and longing Deutsche Bank. Ironically DAX drops while Deutsche drops. The only thing pulling DAX down is Deutsche. A bank, while banks are making bank and industry/chemistry is pumping, while they have high costs. Retarded market, once again.

Buddy look at yields. Something broke. They're skyrocketing.

whats the best ai play??

i see one that has decent looking chart and lot of volume. ai is new innovation and has possibilities/threats.
Not as big innovation as internet but maybe a tool for lot of computer and internet stuff.

the bear case is when it gets clamped down on as it should.. how will the stocks respond.

Druckenmiller said will be a hard landing and a soft landing would suprise him. he said recession maybe end of 2023 but its hard to time things.

also when inflation is above 5% its not easy to control historically.

bobos have the long case perhaps.

>>54622994
i trade ES during the european morning because the margins for DAX are too high

dont forget that during the european morning you have to watch DXy too.

>>54623061
>perhaps
*for sure
>>54623004

>>54623004
>skyrocketing

>>54620575
>>54620616
Shit I’m another glowie anon. I have all of my shit on the L fund at the riskiest value of 2065. Should I hide my stuff in the G fund or risk getting ass fucked when the fed meets next month?

>>54619347
You are aware we are below 2021 Christmas highs

>>54623074

>>54623067
What's ES?

>>54620616
>glowwie bond fund.
it'll be used to fund FBI and CIA?

>>54623132
also IRS?

predict today's market open for S&P 500

>>54623149
flat today

By periodically investing in an index fund, for example, the know-nothing investor can actually outperform most investment professionals. Paradoxically, when 'dumb' money acknowledges its limitations, it ceases to be dumb

ACCEPT YOUR LIMITATIONS GOYS

>>54623131
elementary school

>>54623131
the emini future contract for the sp500

today is going to be hell for mumu's

Are those "dividends every day" pies in Trading212 a meme that'll lose money?

>>54619959
>>54619802
Some prices will go down again but deflation will absolutely not happen as it's generally considered a disaster if it does.

>>54623289
the fed is mandated to prevent deflation

>>54623289
I don't care. I DEMAND deflation

>>54623208
Still need diversity with funds. Sucks big time if you want to retire in a recession and your pot is 20-30% under what it would be in the boom part of a cycle.

>>54623022
how can I get these images?

>>54623208
my indexes are my main investment, but I use 10% of my income to gamble day trading and have been making my income riding candles. which I invest into my index portfolio. I'm not greedy.

>>54623022
Investing in companies with a lot of exposure to cloud computing: MS and NVidia are safest, AMD could explode if they manage to put GPUs out with compute performance matching NVidias, I can't see Amazon not being made to split at some point.

Expect a dot-com bubble situation with small companies getting way more investment than they should be, just because they make vague promises about AI. Chances are, companies that make it big from nothing won't float until they're already a household name.

>>54623353
tech is so fucking ridiculously overvalued for what it generates, it's just having a boon because everyone is just parking their money into the same stocks and that shit is unsustainable. I'm more interested in emerging, small, and mid-cap right now that I think will weather the recession.

>>54623353
nvidia will tank like tesla at some point , wouldnt short it but wouldnt long it either at this valuation.

>>54623366
What are you taking about? responsive chatbot is MONEYMAKING MACHINE. Or a AI generated pictures, maybe even movies, goldmine lol

>>54623399
>>54623399
>>54623399
Migrate

>>54623323
i got it from smg

>>54623353
thanks for the info. yeah i wonder is the nvidia pump also partly cos of ai?. yeah dotcom similarities are for sure in play.