/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54615173
First for hemorrhoids.

China will invade Taiwan over the summer, officially starting the Greatest Depression.

>>54615173
Why did they remove biopharmacatalyst from the OP?

>>54615210
Very cool, but it just keeps melting up anon.

>>54615235
Have you tried zooming out and checking the MACD?

>>54615266
Jesus, how do bulls even stomach whats about to happen to them? literally risking fortunes for mere pennies when the biggest niggerlicious dip of the century is just moments away

>>54615208
Was never particularly relevant and its a paid service now.

>>54615266
hasn't crossed to the downside on spx 1d, last week of march had a bullish cross infact on the 1w timeframe, peep the TTM on the 1month. pa is ignoring the macro

Sigh you'd think people with money would've gotten out of stocks or shorted the market if your "indicators" were right... Priced in

>>54615351
Where can I find this porn

>futures

>>54615368
Remember to post your losses here before you rope.

>>54615391
I don't buy options

>>54615406
I know. Remember to post your portfolio.

>>54615368
Smart money indicator shows they bought in october and sold in february, we're still waiting to see if dumb money takes the bait for the scam pump despite all the drooling mumus in here

>>54615419
Oh woe is me I'm up 250% since covid crash... a 90% correction? a 80% dump? Nooooooo, I must buy ROPE...

>>54615377
internet

>>54615389
I understand that we live in tough times where Chad gets 80% of women, but this is no way to live.

have you made money this year?? tell me your trades. i havent tradedat all almost.

DIVIDENDS

>tfw the SOXL dump hits

>>54615442
A 90% correction would mean you're down 75% vs. pre-covid.

>>54615442
i hope you don't think that with a 90% correct you'll have 160% gains left over...is biz this retarded?

>>54615513
Only bulls are.

>>54615493

>>54615200

>>54615493

>>54615563
ew

>>54615173
Gentlemen. I trust you are ready for futures open this fine evening.

>>54615200
When the world splits itself between USD countries and CNY I think we should be smart and join the winning side. Anyone know a hongkong based forum we can make a /smg/ thread in?

>>54615208
>>54615350
If we're shilling actually good paysites, I like OptionStrat, Tradingview, and Barchart. Their content is actually worth the price, but whether or not you need them is up to you
Like, that's nearly $500 in annual fees but I figure if it helps me avoid 1 or 2 bad trades, then they pay for themselves. And besides that you can feasible create an LLC and write it off as a business expense anyways

>>54615596
iirc not even the chinks are suggesting using the yuan alone, they want a multiple reserve system backed by commodities

>>54615295
>>54615266
If you look at the asset bubble chart, we should have a double top. This puts it around 4200-4500, and there's a very good chance it will not break ATH and hold. Basically we'll get one more pretty decent rally, and then I'm moving to cash.
If you're a funny man, you could write long-dated deep ITM calls on SPX around like 3000

>>54615619
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_drawing_rights

>>54615596
>I think we should be smart and join the winning side
What a coincidence. So do I.

>>54615606
>And besides that you can feasible create an LLC and write it off as a business expense anyways
Have you done this?
How much effort is it?

All I want is a virgin nymphomaniac redhead with huge milkers, an Irish accent, and a PhD in theoretical physics. Is that too much to ask for?

>>54615389
>white people

>>54615649
ask why you want that

>>54615596
Maybe Russia wants a non USD global currency, but chinks certainly don't. They use their currency to control their population. Even chink billionaires belong to the state because they can't convert most of their yuan or take it overseas. This is ideal for the CCP and they wouldn't want a completely open currency.

>>54615644
I'm in (((Canada))) and LLCs don't exist up here. At best we have a sole proprietorship. Even so, I want to make a "[area] Digital Services" company that I can use for a variety of things such as tcg selling on ebay (claiming paper, envelopes, office supplies etc), "investing" (parking money in GICs but using paid subscriptions as a tax writeoff, etc).

>>54615637
>If you look at the asset bubble chart
you mean this one? we hit the top of the bull trap in february, like i said you're risking fortunes for pennies. Even the fed injecting fresh liquidity from a banking crisis couldn't break 4200

>>54615649
>huge milkers
>Irish accent
yes I am sorry but that is too much to ask
no I will not elaborate

>>54615649
the perfect woman doesn't exist.

>>54615680
Duly noted, thanks fren.

>>54615474
pls respond. i have cold feet about the market so tell have you gotten rekt or made money??

>>54615644
stupid easy, but not worth it for just 1-2 subscriptions. if you have a legitimate revenue stream though it's nice.

>>54615680
give a play mr.bobo nvda 200p 60dte looks good, when is it gonna start?

>>54615680
Boomers will see this country turn to ashes before they see their home prices return to 2010 valuations. And any attempt to save their homes will necessarily mean a meltup in stocks as everything else burns.

>>54615649
>nymphomaniac

those suck. women can have multiple orgasms so your dick will be rekt very fast.

>>54615706
Option b is their savings get nuked from orbit by j pow trying to tame inflation. Currently only thing keeping jobs from going hogwild is an equally large number of people entering the workforce.

>>54615698
I have boughted and held 3M treasuries
And yes, I did make money.

>>54615706
Ironically its mostly boomers who are the buyers and not the sellers now, since millenials/xoomers are too priced out. Boomers who already got theirs at <2.7% interest or even paid off refuse to sell into an inventory shortage for obvious reasons

I'm retarded please help. I'm 21 and have very little expenses but a lot of extra money. Since I don't have debt, the right thing to do is invest right? is the responsible thing to do is go right into ETFs/Being a boglehead or is there something else that comes before that. I'm Canadian if that matters.

>>54615713
>he doesn't know how to eat pussy, use his hands, or bring toys into the bedroom
I have made several nymphos tap out from exhaustion and then blow a load in them after like planting a flag on a conquered fortress, get on my level. Shit is far from impossible.

>futures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg5uadpa1VI

>economic data deteriorating
>public is complacent
>mumu is euphoric
>earnings season starting for companies that have pumped 50%+ in one quarter
The morning spike during Friday's open was the top

>>54615649
>virgin nymphomaniac

>>54615747
i don't sense any euphoria only hope

>>54615736
buy CDs or whatever the leaf equivalent is

>>54615738
yes but if its every day you will tire out faster.

>>54615649
There are so many ethereal alternative women in Ireland but I now none of them want my subhuman brown self. They want white chads that play GAA.

>tfw no fujoshi gf that lets me fuck guys on the side

>>54615596
>When the world splits itself between USD countries and CNY
Someone posted the chart but USD isn't being used any less, it's still the currency of the world despite other currencies now being used and accepted
I say this as a bobo, if you want a FUD case look internally not currency war bullshit

>>54615754
Virgin nymphomaniac redheads with huge milkers, an Irish accent, and a PhD in theoretical physic owe me sex.

>>54615208
>>54615350
I didn't realize that site was mostly paid now. I removed it from my links because hardly anyone talks about biopharma shitcoins now. I want to say that one was a carry over from the /rhg/ Shkreli days, but i'm an early 2020 newfag.

>>54615776
Stay hydrated, go to the gym regularly, and don't jerk off. My wife gets pissed at me if I stop jerking off because I'll fuck her until she's raw and gets stomach cramps from her abdominal muscles getting overworked, and she's a nympho to begin with. You may need TRT bro a healthy male should be able to pound any lady or bottom dude into submission for weeks if not months on end before needing a break.
>>54615782
Cheating is haram, find a bitch that can keep up. If you're wanting dick tell them to strap the fuck up instead, I recommend bi chicks with wide hips so they can keep good force and rhythm until you bust.

>>54615810
>>54615208
https://www.fdatracker.com/fda-calendar/
here ya go, just zero or hero on the pdufa

I don't need them to have a phd in anything. I have come to appreciate stupid girls more.

Japanese stocks undervalued anyone buying?

the govt owes me money

>>54615864
Do I get physical divvies of a felon gf?

>>54615829
did it an hero?

>>54615876
govt doesn't owe you shit, in fact (YOU) owe them money

I'm never gonna own a home lads... I don't even care where I live I'm just tired of seeing my momey go down the drain when I could be building equity

>>54615919
feel your pain. we got fucked. greedy cocksucking boomers had it made and lived in the best time in history.sh4tg

>>54615649
Well when I was a younger lad of 15 a girl who was my next door neighbor and someone I'd grown up with had an Irish accent with reddish hair. Her ass and tits were nice to. Not huge tits but nothing to be ashamed of either. Well being horny teens and being close and all soon we started uh playing "doctor" when no one was around. Her parents and mine were friends so it was no big deal for us to be alone together. Her parents and mine used to take turns babysitting me, my brother, sister, and her as we were all growing up. Frankly if things had gone differently I'd most likely would've ended up marrying her. But it didn't work out like that. Nope; her dad got another job so they all packed up and left. Still I got the good memories to look back on.

>>54615903
no, they quite literally owe me money plus interest (and tip).

>>54615919
>He fell for the FUD
ngmi

>>54615955
gonna write a strongly worded letter?

>>54615736
yes just do the bogle path. the other anon that replied to you is a 3-4 figure loser that will never make it

>>54615959
kek yeah

been holding sells on silver for a few days now how fucked am i
is it ever gonna fall

Its triplets!!!

Post this does not violate us law

>>54615989
Dear Fed Daddy,
I am writing this today to inform you--

Please 418 on Monday or I'm going homeless

>>54615864
Coupang was in Japan but they left. It has a 28B market cap and crossed into profitability last two quarters. Get ready

I KNOW YOU DON'T LOVE ME BUT YOU SAY YOU DO
https://youtu.be/nC3JTk6pI3k

I would have had more money if I had just kept all my money in a savings account...

>>54616009
stop swinging short dte anon, if it has to be weeklies close them before the bell

>>54616009
>418
jfc anon why would you do that to yourself.

I just sawa cute bun
Heppi easter

Why shouldn't I invest all my money in small semi stocks like PLAB and ACMR?
>sub 1b cap
>profitable, both manufacture essential equipment for fabs
>8/18 PE ratio on both

This is a genuine question

>>54616025
Yeah thing is I made the stupid mistake of buying a 1dte on the pump on Friday then it rugged and I just couldn't get out. So I ended up keeping it which I never usually do and now my literal life is hinging on what happens Monday. It's been a rough and very drunk weekend.
>>54616041
It's that bad? :C

NFLX or TSLA calls for earnings for a 5x. I 12x last time I did it with GME

>>54616109
I have 500 left in my bank account, I'm thinking of Netflix calls too

>>54616109
What are either of those two overvalued stocks gonna do at earnings? Both of them rode the AI hype train already. Will it work again?

>>54616075
>Why shouldn't I invest all my money in small semi stocks like PLAB and ACMR?
One reason is just like you said. They make specialized equipment for 1 industry. If that industry takes a hit, then they take a bigger hit because why would they buy more equipment to expand?

>>54616184
But anon, aren't semis too big to fail?

>>54616126
sure, it spikes up on earnings but then the MMs bring it flat at open

>>54615552
Be nice

>>54616201
atp I wouldn't be surprised if any industry is given the too big to fail blank check. Banks obviously get it. Semis got one. Oil would most likely get one, despite the massive fud and green agenda.

>>54616248
mental illness strikes again

>>54615649
When I was just out of high school, I dated a girl that was a nympho, and there is always a screw loose with girls like that. She was a complete basket case and I'm fairly certain she became the way she did because she didn't fuck her last boyfriend enough or something so he left. We would have sex, and then maybe 20 minutes later she would say "are you ready to go again" sometimes up to 4 times a day. Now obviously this was amazing at first, but as time went on the mask started to slide off and I got to realize she was unhinged and damaged goods. I believe years later she ended up becoming a stripper or something so it makes sense.

Any thoughts on Avalon Bay Communities (AVB)? I've been holding mostly T-Bills but am thinking of averaging into AVB.I

>>54615670

They want a neutral settlement asset which keeps commodity purchasing power relatively well, and which can't be used to sanction them. They also don't want to radically de-industrialize themselves the way the US did.

Solution: use gold and commodities as a piggy bank, but do it secretly so that it doesn't strengthen your currency. China has probably at least double the gold the US does so they can defend the Yuan's oil purchasing power pretty much endlessly while still protecting domestic manufacturing.

Add in the deals with oil exporters and they're untouchable for decades. They still really screwed the pooch on the housing thing and one child policy but otherwise they're playing the game well.

Welp just 2 more months till the govt debt ceiling is at the point of no return. Either jack it or watch things turn nasty. Who will blink first? How far will the market shat as the dead line looms?. How many blowjobs/tit fucks will AOC give out in the backrooms of congress to get a deal done in time to divert disaster?. Important questions right.

>>54616367
They will raise it but Biden is posturing really hard to not negiotate.

I'm going to sue the government of ukraine.

Tesla reports this week and has barely been able to pump.

It is over for memestocks

>>54616333

Lived in one in Bellevue for a couple years. Mixed retail/residential is pretty cool for errands, especially when your neighbors mostly aren't niggers. Pretty decently run overall, one of the better companies for sure.

>>54615210
>>54615235
We will find out this week after Tesla earnings if permanigger facefaggot bearcockcumchugger (kike pajeet) is right

It's a lazy Sunday. I hope everyone's comfy.

>>54616458
>>54615960

A video that sums up this market perfectly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a6iFz7K-Tk

GameStop bros… We’re winning.

>>54616514
It's +30C right now and we're getting a chance of freezing rain in 2 days

>>54616612
That's just weird.

>>54615738
You haven’t had pussy since pussy had you.

>>54615864
NTDY seems like a decent deal, limited upside but demonstrated as being profoundly recession resistant, even with the precedent for that being the financial crisis where their cash economics was less developed.

>>54615670
this is an excellent point

>>54616565
you don't understand, the security services of ukraine and the ministry of justice seized company assets that belong to me
it's uncompensated expropriation and an international crime

>>54616589
I remember being told the depression happened because of a vredit crunch
Idk how 6% interest rates is a crunch, those fags sounded as spoiled as wall street is now

>>54616861
What part of "You will own nothing" do you not understand? It was a matter of national security.

>>54616874
well now since they are in violation of international business law, the UK & Cyprus owner registry books are different from the one in ukraine and they're gonna have to fix that one way or another
ownership doesn't change like that, no EU country will ever allow it
last 3 times uncompensated expropriation happened was in nazi germany, soviet union and russia now

>>54616915
Okay, so why do you think it's different this time? Sounds like there's precedent.

Realty income. It’s the best stock

>>54615700
I've been making substantial profits, but my larger expense is margin interest.
I can write off some of that, but then I'm itemizing so I no longer benefit at all from the standard deduction.

If you run through an LLC don't you owe social security self-employment taxes though? I don't want that.

>>54615173
We are not mere bulls we are lions!

>>54616011
Should I apply for a job there to get that sweet stock comp? Is it too late?

>>54615389
>>54615461
>>54615660
I am waiting for the twist where Ronnie and Ryan are actually gay and she is just their beard while they fuck behind her back.

>>54616929
it's unconstitutional
if ukraine wants any future at all it has to honor ownership rights
this is why no developed country is expropriating oligarch assets, just freezing them until sanctions are lifted
expropriation is extremely serious, it's an act of war similar to not respecting borders of a country

>>54616675
Well memed fren, but I am literally in your moms walls

SOON

>>54616677
I've completely stopped following video games in general, but it seems like the gross number of releases has drastically decreased all around. Do they make all their money from DLC now or something?

>>54616082
you're supposed to wait for the dip to buy 1dte spy calls
t. bought 413c at .46

>>54616958
Sounds like you failed to account for jurisdictional risk in your business plan, anon!
Again - why do you think Ukraine will exist beyond a puppet state? Historically everyone has fucking invaded it countless times throughout history.

Rocker, where is the new channel? Make it on something other than goytube so this doesn’t happen again.
Love you bb no homo but cut out the waifu shite son
Also, buy NSC

I have to shit so badly bros

>>54617025
The new paradigm is “subscription” anon. AKA goy slavery +10

>>54617025
COVID did a hellava job on release schedules. And let's be honest with ourselves, beyond Bing Bing Wahoo sequel #45 most games now (outside of indyshit) are rereleases, ports, and remakes. Which admittedly I don't have a giant issue with since I feel like there is a lifetime's worth of games to play out there already.

>>54617025
it makes money from pokemon, mario, zelda, whatever the switch's version of an xbox live subscription is, the premium version of the xbox live subscription which gives you some mario kart dlc and an n64 emulator, whatever they collect from 3rd party games
the switch itself is shit and is sold at a loss but they make up for it by locking you into knowing that you will pay full price for every mario, zelda and pokemon game because nothing ever goes on sale on the switch

>>54617025
Studios over the last decade have been consoliated into the mega corps we see today. The mega corps choose to only make a few "big" games instead of a ton of medium sized ones. Then they only finish 20% of the game to fleece money off of the drones and move onto the next one. Indy games have more releases but the quality varies wildly.

Imagine canada ten years ago for a moment
https://youtu.be/8MqC7wv4ffA

>>54617063
It's right here
https://youtube.com/@JohnnyFathands

Although this was such a shit week on /smg/ that I don't even have enough content for a half episode this week. /smg/ has been a bit depressing this week

>>54617104
>nothing ever goes on sale on the switch
Same paradigm as Apple, no sales because it "devalues the brand".
Reminder that the MSRP in Canada is $79.97 per game, and Ontario has a 13% tax. Yes, people here will pay $90.35 FOR A SINGLE GAME (that's about $66 in freedombux)

>>54617062
you mean international arbitration not jurisdictional risk
it's not in the interest of the west for ukraine to be unstable, a stable ukraine is a strong ukraine and a strong ukraine is a weak russia
in order to be stable you need to respect ownership rights, simple as, it's the essence of all development
I'm not going to lose money because the uk registered company has plenty of cash in an austrian bank, but pretty much everything else (profit) is at risk now
they will have to respect corporate IOUs and international owner registrars and I'm willing to drag them to international court for it

Realty income. It’s the best stock.

>>54617054
I got greedy, I hope this doesn't fuck me over completely. I need SPY to open 416ish to break even

>>54617127
Write about how virgin nymphomaniac redheads with huge milkers, Irish accents, and PhDs in theoretical physics owe me sex.

>>54617104
>the switch itself is shit and is sold at a loss
It's actually not, their investors would've heemed Nintendo if that was true. They're the only manufacturer that has to earn a profit on consoles since they're a vidya only company unlike Sony and MS.

>>54617265
Those don't exist anon, I'm sorry...

>>54617275
you take that back

>>54617268
>they're a vidya only company
No they aren't. The fact that you think that shows how little you know about the company. Among other things, they have Yakuza ties (which are often legal financial partnerships anyways), are a toy company, and operate pachinko parlors and gambling halls etc in Japan

>>54617304
Anything is possible in the 2d world though.

>>54617268
the switch costs 257 to make and retails at 299
walmart or gamestop or whoever you buy it from take some of that 299

>>54616514
i gotta do my taxes today

>>54617362
In Ontario, it retails for $399.96 at Walmart.
My scanner says it has a margin of $15.96, so our cost basis is $384. But Walmart operates as a bulk retailer, so some other vendors probably get it at a higher price, like $385 or $390/unit. I think we only get $1 or something profit from games as well

As of today, my new hobby is to make extremely high quality and insightful posts on HN that have random words capitalized to spell out "nigger". This is financial advice.

>>54617403
>HN
???

>>54617327
Unfortunately rocker not being a faggot is not possible in 3d or 2d

>>54617362
>the switch costs 257 to make
Maybe in 2017, hardware is almost a decade out of date

>>54617422
>Hacker News (sometimes abbreviated as HN) is a social news website focusing on computer science and entrepreneurship. It is run by the investment fund and startup incubator Y Combinator. In general, content that can be submitted is defined as "anything that gratifies one's intellectual curiosity."[1]

>>54617464
Fullconductor bros?

>>54617316
Lol the switch sold 100+ million units and their games keep selling at full price, what you mentioned is probably a drop in the bucket.

>>54617470
Ah yes, it has been so long since I went there, and so few times even then, that I never remember them except for sometimes when ChatGPT comes up and that faggot is mentioned.

>>54615235
>melting up
It's been going a few degrees lower than sideways for an entire year.

>>54615173
kys

Do you ever neglect personal care like eating, showering, and going to the bathroom because you're so glued to 4chan for hours, refreshing the catalogs every few seconds, and checking for (You)s? I haven't showered in 3 days and my laundry has been making the "done" sound every few seconds since this morning but I cannot physically cannot leave my chair because I must consoom 300 browser tabs and fresh the catalog constantly so I can make the first epin reply to every new thread as it comes in and I'm afraid I might miss something. Financially speaking I think I've had untreated ADHD for 30+ years; I remember when I was 6 years old being so addicted to GameBoy and Super Nintendo that I'd hold my pee until I peed my pants rather than go to the bathroom.

>>54617574
I stopped showering every day. I started going every other day. Don't really see a reason to anymore

>>54617574
anon, go get your laundry ffs

>>54617025
The last console I bought was the xbox 360. One of the pre-hdmi ones. I did it so I could play and gawk at the girls in Dead or Alive 4 and Xtreme 2 in glorious 1080. What?. Hey I bought an og xbox just for DOA 3, DOA Ultimate, Ninja Gaiden and DOA Beach Volleyball. But anyway nowadays I simply use torrent and apps to play them all on my computer.

>>54616589
>>54616865
the depression was caused by not printing enough money, we've always maintained a liquidity surplus ever since and is impossible to happen again since its all electronic. what's coming up is best captured by dollar milkshake theory, followed by however the fuck the fed decides to intervene

>>54617623
>pre-hdmi
wut

>>54617365
Okay I'm done. Guberment owed my 96 dollar. At least I don't have to pay them any more monies.

I miss Robinhood. They are so breddy gud and get better by the every few months. I miss Robinhood. I wish they could just survive the coming storms. I miss Robinhood. I miss Robinhood. They are so breddy gud. Except for their lacks, here and there. Why can't they have the S&P 500 clickable with charts? Why can't they include the DOW? Why can't they include the VIX? Why can't they include more company info on the individual stock pages? I still miss Robinhood. I still miss Robinhood. They are so breddy gud. I still miss Robinhood.

>>54617574
grow up

>>54616511
>permanigger facefaggot bearcockcumchugger (kike pajeet)
who?

>>54617634
The first iteration of the Xbox 360 had A/V cables not HDMI

>>54617632
This is true but disingenuous, the entire 20s boom was arguably a giant bubble. Retarded banks didn't know how to use credit properly and were forced to tighten due to inflation fears.

>>54617623
>Ninja Gaiden
Nice. That's still my favorite 3d video game.

>>54617653
Do xboxniggers really?

>>54615173
America will defeat china and destroy BRICS. Ukraine will decimate Russia and reinstate the Dollar as the undeniable reserve currency once more. Trust the plan. Destroy bobos.

>>54615606
>OptionStrat, Tradingview
i use these 2 or free. i dont feel like i even need the paid versions

>>54617653
>>54617725
when I was a kid

how much money have you made this year in stocks ?

>>54617777
negative

I’m dropping out of society and living off grid for 30 years while my Roth compounds. Closing on a 4 acre property in florida and just bought picrel
https://www.digistore24.com/redir/379127/approved123/

>>54617777
I lost all that I made throughout the year this Friday, so negative 14k

>>54615173
The market will be beautiful this week.

>>54617776
the fuck man you hooking up a commodore 64?

>>54617327
Like wedgies?
Rhetorical question I'm aware they're possible (because me and many other /smg/ users give your wife wedgies)

>futures

futures?

>>54617764
I've been tinkering with my own indicators, and besides that the trading system I follow uses 4-5 of them, so it's helpful to be able to juggle shit around for me.
Optionstrat is good, but I find the %chance curve and greek summation to be helpful as well

>>54617810
>>54617816
yeah ive been cash gang all year about. i made one losing trade and went back to cash

This can't be happening.

>>54617852
I want to say video game consoles switched to av cables late NES era then completely on the SNES era. Somewhere around there. These clip style connectors were ass. If you got a bad connection there would be a fuzzy picture.

>>54617949
I'm in charge here!

>>54617812
based

What if the basques have their own massive country

Mm
Also I love neo-Carthage

Uh

Anyways

Oh

A different topic

Imagine the orgasmic merge of Spain and libertarian-nazi-communism.

Some perfect utopian mixture of libertarian-nazi-communism

>>54617954
NES used a coaxial cable or the RCA/composites iirc

>>54617777
I am probably up about 10%

>>54615389
Funny how we all instinctively know the boyfriend is the one playing video games

It’s said Nazi germany has returned.

Orgasmically.

>>54617857
You can't touch her, only my mind can.

>>54617949
I see green.

>>54616946
It's one of things where I have to be honest and have to say, "I don't know if I could fucking care less."

>vix futures at 20
>real vix at 17

>>54617156
Not bad, video games were 20 to 50 bucks in the 90s.

>>54617972
what are you trading thats working?

>>54618021
you're looking at may 23 i think

>>54617954
My NES has the coax cable and A/V RCA ports on it. OG gray zapper gun. (later models were orange). Still got it. Shame though that the zapper won't work on today's modern displays. But I gotta admit to being proud of my Xbox pc setup. Tracked down all the bonus booster packs for my games (precursor to today's DLC). Got them all installed on an HDD file that the xbox program reads/writes to. The whole thing looks/runs just like the original console would've done even down to the xbox s usb controller.

>>54618042
I bought a bunch of INTC when it was in the 20's, that is really it.

>futures

>>54617777
35k so far.

>>54618056
yeah tech has been good. too bad i missed it since it was going down for awhile.

>>54618050
I see. It must have been my sega master system that had the clips things.

>>54618072
how did you make it ?

>>54615389
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>>54615461
>>54616946
>>54618016
desu I might cook a girl dinner if someone else was caring for her and respecting her and etc.
I've been dating this hot tight-body-fat-ass-tight-fajinia'd girl for a year now, and she has a "primary partner" who is a soft academic who troon'd out about a year before I met her. She gets all the "sapphic" love and affection and other etc. womanly needs (including the troon paying for her rent) meanwhile I see her once a week, buy her a modest dinner, and deep-dick her until she cries and then ship her back to her troon """gf""".

Honestly seems pretty sweet to me.

i cant stop fapping bros

>>54617999
That's weird considering how many times I (and other /smg/ users) have touched her (panties in particular)

>>54618056
I saw that same thread back when it was around 24. I second-guessed it before markets re-opened on that Monday, but I regret it. Could have been my second "bought AAL and BA in March of 2020" moment.

>>54618104
why do you feel the need to lie on the internet?

>>54618094
Trading. Selling puts, mostly

>>54618104
nothing about this sounds good

>>54618106
Why would you?
>>54618123
Who's lying?

>>54618118
Lying is a sin, especially on the interneg

>>54618127
>hot girl who fucks extremely well
>no expectation to meet any of her emotional or financial needs
>will still make good company to any experience you might want a date for (who wants to go ice skating or camping or going to a show alone?)
>still looks good an inspires deep envy any time she accompanies you to a social event
What's not to like? As far as I'm concerned this is all the good with none of the bad. Am I missing something?

Can someone explain to me how China is any kind of global threat when they have a horrible population pyramid, import all of their food, have destroyed and sold all of their own natural resources, and have commit the same debt- based economic mistakes as the West?

If a war breaks out, are they going to send 60 year old starving men to fight? How will they maintain any new territory they capture? It seems like 100% theatre to me, like everything else in China

>>54618159
gee I dont know, maybe the whole getting cucked by a tranny thing

>>54618190
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRT7P-VKM0k

>>54618197
I'm cucking a tranny, not getting cucked by a tranny. Obvious difference.

>>54618235
You're both cucks in that scenario. You're sharing a woman which is embarrassing.

>>54618245
stop encouraging his narcissitic delusions, anon. he's an incel virgin living in his mother's basement and you're fulfilling his power fantasy.

>>54618245
One is paying her rent and meeting her emotional needs while regularly cooking her dinner, while one is using her as occasional arm-candy and a shameless fuck-hole and porn-model. Your priorities need readjustment. It's not like she's marriageable material that could mother my children, anyway.

>>54615649
I have just the girl for you anon!

>>54618190
>when they have a horrible population pyramid
Don't look up any of their neighbors. Or the White fraction of the West.

>>54615649
>wanting an educated woman

>>54618126
Can you elaborate on this a bit more? Are you the anon that was suggesting selling put credit spreads a while ago? What sort of tickers do you target? What was your starting capital?

>>54618190
I'm not convinced either, and their biggest beef with the US seems to be us being too powerful in East Asia which isn't anywhere near as bad as NK or Russia. You can theoretically sort it out in a few diplomatic summits.
As far as the biggest threat to the average person our government is worse.

>>54617852
atari 2600

>>54618321
>Or the White fraction of the West.
Their birth rates are worse, even during the one child policy they had higher birth rates than now.

>>54618373
Yes, but that doesn't mean we're going to luck into some situation with 1.3 billion Chinamen vs 1.3 billion Westerners in 2050. We'll have 1.3 billion Chinamen vs 500 million Westerners (including the honorary Aryans).

>VIX
GET YOUR ASSHOLE SHINING NIGGAS. YOU WONT WANT TO RISK AN INFECTION WHEN THE BEAR PUTS IT IN DRY AND WITHOUT WARNING BUT THE VIX

>>54618430
We don't have to, China's government plans are retard tier despite what they want you to think. Whatever solution they have to their demographics problem will probably do more harm than good.

>>54618459
I will again remind you that we have our own retarded governments with their own retarded demographic plans. This is not some instawin card, Mr. Zeihan.

she is going to try and convince anon to let the tranny gf to suck his dick
if its toe licker, that man will let them do it too

>>54618190
even if no large-scale military conflict occurs, globalism has led 80% of the production of all raw materials to take place in China, which means every country's economy is shackled to the chinks
when there's a social revolution because of the male/female ratio imbalance, the entire world will feel it
if taiwan escalates, 90% of microprocessor production is gone overnight
it's absolutely mind-blowing that people with a vested interest in national security don't see any issue with handing other countries the keys to your economy

>>54618021
>ignores the front month

>>54618477
That's true but our pension bomb and demographic issue will more likely than not just fuck over the younger generations. Shitty but not a deal breaker. For China it is far more ingrained into their society, if they fuck it up they aren't going to be a super power for long. This isn't Implying they'll be Zimbabwe tier just the Chinese Century meme will die off.
I give it like 20 years for them to correct course, the US has like 50-100.

>at any given time of the week someone is running their fucking lawn mower or snow blower
I just want peace.
and fuck snowblowers holy shit it shouldn't take you that long, I'm done with a shovel in less than 10 minutes but you run that nigger for hours

>>54618336
>Are you the anon that was suggesting selling put credit spreads a while ago?
Nah that's roboanon. He likes index futures options.

I just look for stocks I think are bottoming.

>>54618506
US was moving towards nationalizing it a bit more.
Also I think Mexico is going to be our new Taiwan

>>54618021
just hold physical vix bro

>>54618560
Zoomers shall fear the 30 year old boomers and their power tools

>>54618529
>just fuck over the younger generations. Shitty but not a deal breaker.
The comfy democracy that enables pension slavery gets thrown out when you pull that shit. We have seen this time and time again.

>For China it is far more ingrained into their society, if they fuck it up they aren't going to be a super power for long.
You should reevaluate your thinking whenever it assumes that a monoethnic, authoritarian, Confucian culture will be *more* destabilized by retirement funding than a multiethnic, anarcho-tyrannical, Woke one.

New >>54614812
New >>54614812
New >>54614812
New >>54614812

>My Boomer ass dad wants to put 250k into stocks because it doesn't make any money sitting in the bank
>asked me to do it because he doesn't know shit about stocks or tech
I know I should just put it into SPY or VOO but... I'm tempted to gamble with his money and get disowned

>>54618600
tell him to put it into CDs or money markets, he's a boomer he should know about those things from back in the day

Why is everyone being so pleasant to the redditors?

>>54618637
We like to have fun here

>>54617777
I was up 41k at one point
Now I'm down to 18k
I know I'll build it back up but fuck I don't want to wait a year before trading again.

>>54618600
Tell him you need to await
THA GREAT HEEM
before putting it all into VOO.

>>54618600
jepi without drip and pocket 10% every year

> nat gas


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IMAGINE NOT GOING LONG WITH A X10 LEVERAGE AT $2

>>54618591
>The comfy democracy that enables pension slavery gets thrown out when you pull that shit. We have seen this time and time again.
For one Greece is fine, for two the US govt will screw people over in the name of boomers for the millionth time. Whatever austere measures they take won't effect its position on the world.
>You should reevaluate your thinking whenever it assumes that a monoethnic, authoritarian, Confucian culture will be *more* destabilized by retirement funding than a multiethnic, anarcho-tyrannical, Woke one.
Because it's unironically true, the USSR was whiter and less degen than the US and lost. The US will probably come out in top bt accident by virtue of having the least shitty demographics in the 1st world albeit by default.

>>54618725
Its gonna go to 1(one) dorrah

>>54618730
>For one Greece is fine
Ah yes, the best possible outcome of pension slavery, where a country is just dead in the water and burning through the final tourism dollars of an entire continent. *Then* it reverts to military coups.

>for two the US govt will screw people over in the name of boomers for the millionth time. Whatever austere measures they take won't effect its position on the world.
Tax and you kill the economy and get hyperinflation as receipts plunge. Cut entitlements and you kill the economy and get voted out of office. Cut defense and you kill the empire and get hyperinflation as treasury demand plunges.

>Because it's unironically true, the USSR was whiter and less degen than the US and lost. The US will probably come out in top bt accident by virtue of having the least shitty demographics in the 1st world albeit by default.
When it comes to the operation of the economy, the quality of staffing the government, and the decision making at the top, we are the USSR in that situation. China is the 80's US.

>>54615200
>China invades Taiwan
Not our country, not our problem.

>>54615186
I think I've just fallen in love with Osaka.
What do?

>Nasdump futures

>>54618802
Woah there anonymous. Every country is our problem, you wouldn't want to deter our national security would you?

finished filing taxes. Holy fuck bros crypto taxes not even once. Never investing in that shit again

>>54618321
yea so? So Korean and Japanese and the developped west all have horrible population pyramids. To me that just means none of them could come out on top. it's not an argument for China being a real threat, it's now more of an argument for why india or Nigeria will move up a notch in the global power structure

going on 11 years not filing, trading for 4 of those, how long can i keep it up before i get a knock?

Ticker WISH has an enterprise value of: -$477 million. That means Its you could buy it for less then its worth. Why doesnt a company just buy it out and keep the cash?

>>54618843
Who do you think Biden's 87,000 new IRS agents are going after?

>>54618847
WISH isn't the only company that is trading like that

>>54618843
well do you owe taxes, or have you just been giving up refunds for 11 years?

Statue of limitations for irs is 10 years, after that they can't come after you

>>54616598
Fellow GME employees, it's employee appreciation week. Extra 25% off preowned consoles. I bought 6 PlayStation 5 consoles, listing them all on ebay for a higher price as we speak.

>>54618840
>permanently unemployed
>invest exclusively in non-dividend stocks like Berkshire
>never sell
Tax simplicity is a wonderful thing.

>>54618851
i assume baggies that took profit and didn't file, but mostly crypto holders
>>54618859
just giving up refunds, only one green year trading so there will be a single green 1099

>>54618847
Might be supervoter shares. Could also be liquidity issues accumulating enough to force takeover. Finally, if some buyer does get close the board would probably push some poison pill to block the attempt.

It's just not really worth it nowadays.

>>54618881
Well you just said you've been trading and didn't file. Are you saying that when your broker hands the IRS all your old 1099-B's that you won't have registered any capital gains? That you lost literally every year?

Why do we file taxes if the government already knows our income?
Shouldn't it be their job to figure out how much we owe?

>>54618842
Gene modification, drones/robotics, artificial wombs, and AI are the wildcards that can adjust for population. But if you think raw numbers of low IQ populations matter at all, you need to contemplate exactly why Africa is such an irrelevant shithole.

>>54618908
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/hide-and-seek/201408/the-psychology-humiliation

>>54618908
Reagan and Obama both tried to do away with the turbo tax nonsense and just have the government send you a bill or a check , but tax companies like turbo tax lobbied against it which is why we still do things the way we do

>>54618908
They only have a vague idea of what you owe, using the most visible numbers from forms that employers/banks/brokers are required to submit.
For 90% of people, the IRS could probably just mail the refund automatically

>>54618931
They could just fucking hire turbo tax to do it then

>>54618908
The way the tax code is structured, they don't. Filing is mostly for supplying them with information they lacked so you can legally owe less. They don't know your every medical bill, charity donation, or even your cost basis. The last could be easy to automate, but to eliminate personal filing in its entirety is a huge expansion in the requisite data collection with our retardedly complex tax code. It also opens up the ability for them to fudge your numbers and overcharge you, just like how they under-report inflation to creep people into higher tax brackets and underpay social security COLA.

>>54618908
>>54618931
In the last three years the routine for me has become very stupid. I log on to my tax filing site, I click to download whatever the government already has in to my file, that's all the data I would have had to enter anyway, click to send it all back to the government. Why they can't just have a form on government website with all the stuff they already have on it with option to go in and tinker if you need to I don't know.

>In August 2008, Lindemulder pleaded guilty to federal misdemeanor charges of willful failure to pay federal income taxes.[15][16] She had failed to pay nearly $300,000 in back taxes.[17] She had made a down payment on a $647,000 house and bought two new vehicles – despite being aware of her tax debt obligations.
Is she /ourgirl/?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janine_Lindemulder

>>54618987
The only time the IRS doesn't know your cost basis is for LPs. They know and see all. They can't see the talmudic tricks accountants pull off to lower your burden, but those IRS scumbags know everything they need to know to send you the bill.

>>54615649
So you’re looking for Sabine Hossenfelder?
https://youtube.com/@SabineHossenfelder

>>54619042
Perhaps for standard deduction filers. Even regarding cost-basis there's different share ordering methods like FIFO or LIFO. There's no way they know everything regarding itemization, but I guess that falls into your talmudic accounting bucket. Maybe a better system would be if they billed you for your standard deduction and FIFO capital accounting, then you had the opportunity to file an optional alternate itemized return.

>>54619042
Technically if you signed up for 5000 banks and collected $5 in interest from each, the IRS wouldn't know.

>>54618801
>Ah yes, the best possible outcome of pension slavery, where a country is just dead in the water and burning through the final tourism dollars of an entire continent.
The US is in a better position economically than Greece, wtf is the point of this argument
>Tax and you kill the economy and get hyperinflation as receipts plunge
Doesn't have to happen, they can and probably will make up for it with immigrants
Cut entitlements and you kill the economy and get voted out of office
Entitlements are an anchor, literally the best thing they could do
>Cut defense and you kill the empire and get hyperinflation as treasury demand plunges.
>Cut defense
Lol
>When it comes to the operation of the economy, the quality of staffing the government, and the decision making at the top, we are the USSR in that situation. China is the 80's US.
No you're buying China's bullshit. This is the country that bought the overpopulation meme and permanently fucked their future generation's with it. They're absolute retards, unironically worse than our government. The only reason this perception persists is unlike our ruling class they think ahead more than a few hours even if it ultimately doesn't amount to anything.

>>54619017
>you have to PAY to have your state taxes filed
The absolute state of this fucking country.

>>54616004
I hope he died

>>54619039
>whore
>tattoos
should be gassed

>>54619164
>>54619164
>>54619164

>>54618190
>population pyramid
Meme. Japan is doing fine. Infact Japan is the original "Just two more weeks bro!'
>Food
They import 105B, export 60B. Not the worst since they're importing meat which is more $ per calorie. As long as Russia doesn't totally collapse or become a puppet state of the West.
>Resources
They've still got plenty, retard

>>54619165
I'm of the opinion that the ATF disastrously mishandled that situation through simple retardery and without any undue malice.

>>54617638
also
>no economic calendars
>no futures
>no picrel type stuff
shwew, thank the LORD GOD Almighty I am over it again. It's like demons were whispering in muh ear "oh, don't forget all this great stuff about Roobinhood, it's gud, you miss it, you should use it again", but then Ephesians 6:11. Satan probably wanted me to move muh funds back over there so he could trap them during
THA GREAT HEEM
which those unprofitable faggots might get tootally crooshed by. Plus they don't tell you when the ECOONOOMIC REPOORTS are about to occur like CPI, PPI, non farm payrools, and all that kind of thing so my stooks might get heemed unawares. Or maybe I don't need to know all of that shit and would be better off without it? What if Roobinhood knows what is best and that's why they do not have it?
FUCK OFF
SATAN!
MOORGAN STANLEY IS WAY BETTAH

>>54618847
Kek Amazon floated a shat load of money to the former CEO dude to buy them before they went public. The fucking idiot said "no". Can you imagine. Turning down several bulging suitcases stuffed with 100s. Me, I'd be like; "Here's my company, my office,and everything in it. Bye" as I used a dolly to get those fat cases of green loaded into my car's trunk.

>>54615902
There's a 41% chance it did.

>>54615724
>Currently only thing keeping jobs from going hogwild is an equally large number of people entering the workforce.
Burgers can not afford themselves not to be employed any longer.

>>54619044
This elderly woman does not owe me sex.