/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54568467
Yes

>>54568467
yep. least you got that tho. imagine geetinf to 40 and never seeing a vagina once haha. not one time ever haha.

>>54568467
You'll get it the next time

>>54568467
im almost 24 and realized this when i was 21 and they locked down uni bc of the covid scam, and i dropped out
highschool is the time if not then not

>doesn't even ask how to profit from this or what are the financial implications
bad form, awful thread, stale content

>>54568467
Becoming a millionaire still hasn’t cured my autism

>>54568512
this board has been so flooded by redditors and poltards it's useless now

>>54568467
They let you become rich because when you find out you can’t get your youth back, you’ll invest in their projects to enslave the human race. Congratulations, and welcome to the team.

>>54569918
>Fuck you brats, I didn’t get to have fun, nos no one does
That’s kinda childish too, I’m actually worried about becoming like that. How do I prevent it?

>>54568467
it could be worse. im 35 and can't bring myself to fuck the several women who have chased me since my late 20s. they'll get me alone, drop every hint, a couple even came up and gave me very close hugs and i got instant chubs, but i can't bring myself to escalate.
have had a few men proposition me also and it grossed me out every time so i don't think im gay.

>>54568543
>and poltards

>>54568467
I should slap the shit out of you. 37 in the big picture is still young. One day you're going to be 60 and wish you were 37. So go out there and start fucking sluts bareback and creaming their pussies. Enjoy what youth you have left.

>>54570118
>One day you're going to be 60
I'll pass on that one.

>>54568467
I was probably 1 of the first 300 people in humanity to get a blowjob from the Internet with AOL chatrooms in ‘94. I signed up and made my dad pay immediately cuz I knew this was my chance to get ass at 14. I was a chub rock in high school but when I met the girl at the mall she didn’t care… she just wanted to suck dick with a zero percent chance of it getting back to her friends that she was a slut. Went to the forest behind the mall and she sucked me dry as I leaned against a tree. I still jerk off to the thought of it to this day.

A/S/L motherfuckers

>>54570010
you cant prevent becoming like that, but if you accelerate the enslavement of humanity, then no one else after you will be able to become like that

>>54570118
>37
>young
Come on now, this is literally a stone's throw from 40. 35-49 is middling, 50+ is old.

>>54568467
Uh, is this bearish or bullish?

>>54570156
Fuck it, I’ll just hope that I die young

Yeah it was fun op but then you see those same girls you had a relationship with turn into mentally ill sjw tattood idiots and you realise nothing is sacred and everything turns to shit eventually

>>54568490
thats on you buddy, stop mentally accepting it and GET FUCKING LAID
its a numbers game chads
>>54570151
this guy gets it, seize every chance you get


but then again, im a 6'1 chad blue eyes white dragon with a mind that's different from the average american, simply because I havent been here in a lot of years.
IT TOOK ME TWO WEEKS TO GET PUSSY WITH 0 CASH. it could have been 1 but she wasn't my type.
all through dating apps.
is there any software engineers here? I have a dating app idea Im dying to create, but im just an architect.

>>54570168
33 is the age you get children, by the time you're 40 you're considered fully grown and mature, by that time you should have everything together.

>>54570058
You smell their STDs

>>54570211
>its a numbers game chads
You sound like a loser who brags about fucking some 250lb+ butterface. Tying your self esteem to how many low-quality whores you banged isn't a good thing.
>>54570058
It's because modern women are fat, ugly, and retarded

>>54570290
i guess. some of them i was really into though. just can't get past a mental block

>>54568490
Dude shut up. Wizards are based. Sainthood, purity is based. Losers.

>>54570330
I'd never touch a woman that weighs more than me.

>>54568467
I feel you anon. I'm 31 and haven't had sex with someone I'm attracted to in like 6 or 7 years now due to erectile dysfunction. I had a short time where my dick was working and getting semi-regular pussy, but didn't actually get to enjoy a decent relationship with a functioning dick. Shit sucks. I miss highschool watching-a-movie-under-the-covers handjob and fingerblast sessions.

>>54570330
>>54570360
>Implying bbws aren't high value and wouldnt get the ick if you even talked to them

Lmao delusional undesirable neckbeards

>>54570428
I fuck a girl every weekend, you're delusional. She even pays dinner :)

>>54568467
probably the best or at least most memorable sex I ever had was when I was a senior in high school, sneaking out of my parents house to go fuck my hot latina girlfriend

she would sneak out too and we'd drive down the street from her extremely catholic parent's house and fuck outside under the moon and stars. Only scary thing was that we'd fuck without a condom and I'd have to pull out and cum on her ass or tits

>>54568467
30 year old kissless virgin here
At least you had sex, OP.
I don't even know how to talk to a girl.
It's like some secret code I can't understand.

>>54570151
Is this copy-pasta or do you just post your story in all these threads?

>>54570500
well, the first step is asking them questions, what would you ask them? you want to get to know them right? or are you just going to talk about yourself.

>>54570211
>I have a dating app idea Im dying to create, but im just an architect.

gib me the elevator pitch, I can provide an email addy if you want

how do you plan to market it?

t. 10 year+ software engineer

>Back in my teenage years
>Groping girlfriend in the back of my car
>Have her tits out playing with them
>Going to have sex
>Teenage stoners pull up
>My makeout spot is their sneak out and get high spot
>Eventually they fuck off
>Now she's feeling shy and embarassed
>Eventually lets me fuck her awkwardly through our blue jeans in the backseat
>At the time it seemed like the best shit ever because I didn't know any better
>Now in my early 30's

Trust me. You didn't actually miss much dude.

>>54570269
ideally, yeah. But you need to be over 18 to post here.

It wasn’t that great. True love is really what you want, that is something to be envious of.

>t. Chad anon who lost his v-card at 10 to his 14 year old baby sitter.

>>54570563
Can you give me an email? I have a pitch deck and presentation I can send you

>>54570563
heres a trash email:
helpmeoutop@gmail.com

>>54570691
Ayy, another member of the "nobody will ever believe us until the culture shifts in like 20 years" gang!

I'm a 36 k/h/v

But moving to Thailand next year. Pray for me bros.

>>54570446
>Tales from the basement

>>54570707
>helpmeoutop@gmail.com
kk, sent you an email just now gymmrapp (you'll figure it out)

>young love
what an absolute fucking joke
my only problem is that everyone else was fucking these whores when they were young and thin and cute
now I get to have the disgusting slampig leftovers

you barely missed anything desu, thats some weird dark magic negative type of thinking bro - dont think like that - everyone on earth has some regrets and some cringe moments, get over it - it literally doesn't even matter

get a decent job, find a nice place to live, go start a family and enjoy your life

>>54570895
this is a good post and 100% true

>>54568467
>Demoralization thread #54829282

You forgot to mention how muh ChatGPT will unemploy you in TWO WEEKS

>>54568467
Cringe and coompilled.

I feel you, bro.

I'm a schizoid autist that lost his v-card to a hooker at age 26, and saw about 35 more to this day (I am 33 now). The hookers treated me well and gave me great sex, but I have so much trauma from being the ugliest (bad acne, not that tall at 5'11") and most unpopular kid in high school and college I still think about shotgunning myself every day to escape that.

Getting jacked from lifting and making $200k per year didn't help either, the deck is just stacked against some of us and we can't do anything to be more attractive.

>>54570895
based

>>54568467
Both my university girlfriends tried ruining my life. You’re not missing anything pal.

>>54568467

Well you know what they say, best time to plant a tree is 30 years ago, second best time is today.

>>54570960
Glad you're a schizoid who doesn't cope like a retard. All the other schizoids on this site thing they are the hottest shit cause they have no libido.

>>54570376
I didn't have any sex and now I have erectile dysfunction lol.
This life is a fucking joke.

>>54568467
“What are the financial implications of this?”

>>54570960
>be more attractive
being attractive doesnt solve these issues it just creates more. people try to tear you down because they are jealous of you, want to fuck you, angry at themselves. angry at you. might sound strange but i have trauma too from being the most attractive kid in my school. honestly if i was you i would not shotgun myself and not assume that attractive peoples lives are so much better and just remember looks can be decvieving

>>54570348
t. walled roastie

I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>54570555
Checkem. Focus on what's important anons.
Like getting involved with a unique project.

>>54572508
100 Checkems scheduled for deposit

>>54568467
>business and finance