/biz/ - Business & Finance

You're not going to drive your competitor out of business that way when they're a big chain. Also what you're proposing might be illegal.

>>54567832
fill the inside and outside of a ford F150 with human shit and piss and then drive in through their wash lmao
itll smell like dookie

>>54567832
>>54567847
>>54567872
Car washes are literally the most profitable brick and mortar business you can own. How did you manage to fuck something that easy up so badly?

>>54567832
They will stop them but yeah still just do it for fun and to see how much you can get away with

>>54567832
What made you want to get into the car wash business?

>>54567897
inflation has made chemicals extremely expensive and many car washes are operating at a loss right now. unless they watering down their suds

>>54567923
is it true only niggers and women use car washes?

>>54567923
start a rumor that the owner wasn't making money and hanged himself in one of the car wash stalls and turn it into a haunted car wash so tiktokers, spooky goth people and Japanese start visiting your place instead of the big sovl-less chain

>>54567832
I got you Fren!
>flush cement down their toilets (water all comes from the same place)
>throw bent up nail shrapnel mines in their parking lot/driveway.
>shoot at their power lines with a pellet gun (or real gun if your ballsy enough)
>Bombard their lawn/grounds with destructive invasive plant species.
>Found some road kill somewhere? Great! scoop it up and dump it on their property.
>Vandalize their advertising.
>And of course, leave bad reviews online.
ALL IN MINECRAFT

>>54567832
>I'm a newfag.
>My biggest problem is I kept on showing up on /biz wearing a "I'm a massive faggot" sign around my neck.

>>54567832
>oh, and btw

>>54567997
don't forget

> save a bucket full of poo and throw it somewhere in their carwash place
> pee and poo everywhere. (this always works)

>>54567832
You can only get your car washed once a day with the subscription. Imagine doing no research or innovation and crying on this dogshit forum

>>54567832
>>54567923

Is there any kind of certification the products you use need to go through? I know my surfactants pretty well and most of the stuff that really cleans cars is cheap. I don't have much knowledge about the fancy foaming agents that get people's attention but the chemicals that do the actual cleaning are almost commodity chemicals.

Do you buy through a distributor that delivers it in drums or IBCs?

Do people actually wash their car? It rains, for free.

>>54567968
this desu

>>54568138
nah I've had a subscription to one for a while, I drive around 3-4 sometimes when there is no line just to make the hourly seethe

>>54568039
>regain
Sounds based. Imagine getting to experience sliding into a vagina for the first time over and over again.

Serve free coffee

>>54567968
points on the creativity, but zoomers don't drive.

>>54567832
Drive truck through nastiest clay mud you can find and repeatedly use their carwash. That shit cakes on everything.

>>54567832
send someone around from the public health department to inspect their water treatment and tell them its wrong

Tell the cops he threatened to throw nails in one of your stalls to puncture a tire at your house (where you DON'T have a security camera). They'll mark it down, then not do anything.. Then, have someone who looks like that wearing sunglasses, a hoodie, and disguising themselves somewhat haphazardly throw nails into a stall with a shitbox you buy off craigslist and call the cops. Be there at the car wash at the time it happens, but be too slow to catch him. Then, have your first review of the footage be with the cops, and act flabbergasted and realize it's the owner. Then they'll go harass and maybe arrest him.

>>54571598
as in, he told you he was going to do that, when he came to your house to confront you. He said he was going to do it at your business.

Instead of all of this retard tier behavior, why don't you just do your job better?

do people really pay for washing their car?
I just drive a bit through the rain and its free.

>>54571617
It’s not the American way