/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54513832
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,243.011B, 107P = 20.963B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,173.663B, 105P = 20.702B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: No

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>Q4 + FY2022 Earnings 8-K/10-K
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19986/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>tfw MOASS

MOASS 2023?

>>54513876
If BBBY gets successfully cellar boxed it means hedgies have near unlimited collateral to continue shorting GME into the ground. Apes stronger together

>>54513898
I know when moass is but I'm not saying as it would likely incriminate me.

>>54513900
Back to your bankruptcy thread baggot

Friendly reminder

>>54513934
kys nigger we're WAGMI'ng this month
think you can remember that you dimwitted cuck?

>>54512980
reddittors should suggest a 10:1 splivvy, you know, for 4/20

>>54513364
bad idea, your kids are going to be weak and dumb like all the current elites' kids

>>54513684
False, they are subsidized by tax dollars from the lower classes. The middle class supports both the poor and rich.

>>54513704
just GPL everything, costs will crash massively. Imagine a new truck fully loaded for $30k instead of $80k because all the manufacturers are making the same thing.

>>54513977
checked chad reminderer

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Faithless Talmudic High Priests Who Denounce The Messiah can do about it.

WAGMI

>>54514195
She has skinny arms and obese legs, I don't know how that works

>>54514195
it is this
which prevents me from killing myself

>>54514233
but also which drives me further towards it

>>54514229
youre a faggot who beats off to trannies and bbc.

this is what you look for in a woman.
imagine those thick legs wrapped around you as you make the final thrust into her pussy and dropping a huge load deep inside her.

>>54514262
>"is it in yet?"

>>54514262
There is no need to be upset.

>>54514262
hello, I-fucked-ur-mum poster

I tried to post a superstonk cap of how the french protests are actually about bankers loading the pensions with shitty CDOs that are about to fail as a way of mitigating their exposure to the inevitable collapse (hence why they've occupied blackrock hq) but it keeps saying it's spam which is annoying
I wonder if the US/UK will ever see people up in arms to this level?

>>54514385
this month duh we are WAGMI'ing during the flash crash of April '23!
>but in all reality
fuckin' never
so long as hoes dun liek dickkk
we will WAGMI
kek

>>54514385
People here in Burgerland are too retarded to notice something like this. MSM will convince them everything is fine and to go back to caring about the fake issues. Once the 401ks and pensions are already rugpulled, then people will get upset.

>>54514385
seems legit, and fixed-ribcage pilled

>>54514137
>GPL
What are the implications of "GPL everything"? Eggsplane

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

>>54514537
GNU Public License is how projects like Linux are licensed. You are free to use the code for commercial purposes and personal purposes in unlimited fashion, but if you add code to the project you must also release the code you added as well.

This is opposed to proprietary software, where you cannot find anything out about the software. Applying this analogy to cars, right now they are proprietary. You cannot find the torque for any bolts unless you buy the manufacturer's repair manual. Want a CAD model of the assembled engine to plan out a modification? nope! how about 3d print a broken knob? well you're going to have to engineer your own replacement instead of use the official file.

We can all agree most modern cars are basically the same, an 80s truck works basically as well as a 10s truck (though a bit weaker engine). Why not have an open standard that is not intended for a specific company to profit off of? People would prefer it just because they know the manufacturer is never going to end the line, and it's going to have much longer parts availability. Also problems will be known about publicly so they can be repaired in the plans, instead of manufacturers keeping the data hidden.

>>54514137
Elites' kids are dumb because they were never forced to struggle mentally or physically, or were prevented from pushing themselves by overbearing parents. This in turn is because of low trust environments created by "diversity".

>>54514777
>what if we did things that actually helped people instead of arbitrarily making everything annoying and difficult for the sake of a minor increase in profits?
Woah, you're beginning to sound like those commie europeans with their guidelines on phone chargers and whatnot.

>>54513900
>>54513934
im not buying towel ever but i did note that at their current market cap gamestore could acquire the whole thing with like 10% of their current cash stack. that said the towel debt situation looks awful and i know basically nothing about m&a.

When is AMC going to reverse squeeze into the basement? When are they going to do the reverse split? I keep hearing April 19thish

>>54514953
>shareholders vote against dilution
>create "totally not stock in the company" equity literally called "APE"
>sell a shitload into the market to dilute any squeeze potential
>convert it back into shares anyway
It's almost unreal how dumb these niggers are for still holding AMC.

>>54514953
youre goddamn right and we moon right after on the 20th!

>>54514953
incredible timing!

>>54514953

>>54515088
Bullshit. Amc and GME and all the other meme dogshit is tied together. You'll die with them. You're closer to $0 than to the squeeze price

>>54514874
Kys immediately

>>54515254
You too

After two years, I'm starting to think the MOASS was not actually 2 weeks away.

>>54515362
MOASS happens the moment that you, specifically you, sell all your shares.

>>54515402
Kek, I never got suckered into buying this dogshit stock. You have to be a total fucking rube to think this is a smart play.

Copy & paste one
1. It's getting shilly in here MOASS must be soon
2. Kek hedgies can't even get it below (current price rounded down). It's literally over for them
3. Comfy & hodling!
4. WAGMI soon
5. Moass is tomorrow. Check em
6. It's unironically 2 weeks from now. Check the cringemines

>>54515421
Alright, I put in a sell order at market open for all of my shares. What should I invest it all in instead?

>>54515432
Please don't sell, I want to keep laughing at you.

But if you want an actual investment, just put your money into something like VOO.

>>54515054
>It's almost unreal how dumb these niggers are for still holding AMC.
he said, in the BBBY thread

>>54515421
>rube
hi jew, do you think GPL is antisemetic?

as surely as Christ will come again, we ARE all gonna make it

unusual_whales
@unusual_whales

First Republic Bank, $FRC, has suspended dividend payments on preferred stock.

I love GameStop

why no moass?

>>54515533
>First Repubic Bank is a nothingburg-ACK

>>54515609
Moass is tomorrow. Check em

>>54515533
idk what that means, I just want infinite money, a penthouse, all the free time in the world and a beautiful, loving kind hearted girlfriend who wants to start a family with me.

>>54513832
I am playing Kingdoms of Amalur:Re-Reckoning.
It’s fun
I don’t own any GME
Goodluck to you anons though

>>54515645
Thank you, fren. Have fun playing your game :)

>>54515645
Ngmi buy monday or miss out on MOASS

>>54515660
Thanks anon I’m loving it so far. It’s extremely comfy. The settings are gorgeous, the music is good, the combat is satisfying, and the voice acting/story are entertaining.
>>54515665
Shed a tear for me when I don’t make it

No more can kicking. Time to close the shorts right now.

>>54515620
If you held that companies preferred stock, you WOULD have made a set amount of money for each share owned usually. Now that they're NOT paying dividends, I would imagine anyone who invested in them intending to make money per-share would probably have to readjust their investments, perhaps selling their stocks in that company. Kek, bankies.

Hey GameStop you absolute niggers why can't I ship Nintendo games to my address? I've had literally dozens of packages shipped here over the years.

>>54516033
https://www.gamestop.com/contact/

>>54516046
>phone support outsourced to literal jeets with fake names
This is incredibly bearish.

>>54514777
You forgot the two most important parts
>an exemption from the DMCA specifically granting the right to crack or otherwise bypass any and all DRM measures
>the unconditional right to use any patented/proprietary material necessary to build the product
It’s so antisemitic I don’t understand how it was allowed to happen

>>54515254
faggg
we are literally less than 2 weeks away from WAGMI'ing and no one is talking about it

Literally 12 Days till MOASS
4/20 WE LIFT OFF

WAGMI

>>54516132
MOASS on Hitler's birthday. I can't think of anything more antisemetic.

>>54516141
omg r u kidding
that is literally the greatest op day ever

>>54516160
Actually his real birthday.

>>54516189
>the schizo in me is tingling
WAGMI ENSURED

>>54516211
checked
dubs confirms it

>>54516141
Oh no! Not H*tler's birthday! Please don't think about that at all instead smoke weed! Yes, weed dude! It's awesome so just blaze it up and don't ask questions about moass please and just touch grass and smoke grass, ok chu...i mean bro.

>>54516033
they've helped me before, you can also email them or call the store nearest you

>>54516219
yer goddamn right
>>54516223
weakass shilll nobody cool smokes weed
only people who don't know they're suicidal yet
we who hodl are CHADS okay? get it right or face our might, fucking 1PBTID

pfft as if it's not gonna happen on 4/20
your shilling has no effect here, pleb

>>54516189

>>54516233
First call attempt got a jeet who lied to me and "transferred" me back to the root of the phone menu. Second attempt I got someone actually helpful.

IF MY BLUNT IS ROLLED, THEN I'M READY TO SMOKE, I NEVER LEAVE THAT BITCH,
IF MONEY COULD SOMEHOW TURN INTO A WOMEN, YOU'D NEVER SEE THAT BITCH

>>54516298
Don't worry sir, that jeet will be properly flogged as specified in his contract.

>>54516298
A step in the right direction I guess, hopefully they figured that shit out.

>>54516316
I got a case number this time and they seem to be escalating it to actual developers since they're saying I'll be contacted by email instead of playing phone tag.

>>54516266
checked brethren

>>54516297
naisu rhymesu

>>54516369
they are not mine but they belong to me

What’s the squeeze status fellow apes?

>>54516321
Nice, sorry they gotta make you wait. I have to work with google's jeets alot and they're all hit or miss.

>>54516395
cussuuuuutooohhhdeeeeahn
>>54516423
420 WAGMI blaze it chillin family we finna fly to the moon on this here BLUNTAROONIE
>>54516266

>>54516430
Amazon is like that too on the inside.

kenny cleans the smegma from my unwashed cock while hedgies tongue my anus

>>54516487
service
based
economy

Frens, according to reliable sources (schizo thoughts), we are all gonna WAGMI thanks to GME.

>>54516545
420 based monkeu

buck breaking the USD

>>54516545
I know

>>54516567
ouu mommy please

>>54516567
What is the new currency for USA going to be? I am NOT giving anyone my GME.

>>54516701
Some states are working on issuing their own gold backed currency and some members of Congress are trying to repeg the dollar.

>>54516706
Huh... per-state currency is kind of wild.

>>54516718
People keep forgetting how much power state governments have due to decades of federal overreach and bullying.

>>54516718
gold is the new green

Anyone else feel like they're gonna kill themselves before MOASS even happens? Been holding for 2 years and I pretty much went all in. I have nothing left but this stock

>1pbtid trying to spread desperation and a false sense of urgency again

>>54516755
checked and infinity pool wreckage brother pilled
Captcha: DOGGXJ

>>54516755
no need to fren
we are WAGMI'ing on 420
call it a trust me bro moment

>>54516741
I like it.

>didn't have to give pimp daddy government any taxes because of my extraordinary /GME/ losses
My fellow baggies....feeling pretty good rn

>>54516866
Of this year 2023 or 2025? A lot of hype around 2025

>>54516951
>lot of hype around 2025
where?

>>54516755
>>54516866
Ryan loves ganja, coke and sex

>>54516951
haha stupid shill it is this month! This 2023! We are WAGMI'ing! What do you do on 420? You get HIIIIIIGH! What is the price gonna do on 420?? GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

>>54516960
>tfw you're only an XXX holder and you'll never be cool enough to smoke a fat blunt with Ryan Cohen in one of his many penthouse hideouts post-moass
I would legitimately give up one share just to hang out with our chairman for an hour.

>>54516956
It just makes sense
>2020-2021 covid bs
>2021-2023 war bs
>2023-2024 banking crisis
>2024-2025 some other bs
>2025 WAGMI

I’m banned kek

>>54516676
the new american dollar

>>54517179
no that'll be the new CBDC after this 420 World Economy Crash
I'm just waiting for the Pol piece rn

CHOBANI!!!!!
Where is my full year of profitability??!!

>>54517337
checked
VAYRE IZZ ITTTTT BRIAAAAAAANNNNN?!

>>54516755
If I ever do decide to do that, I wo t be the only one going down on my watch. I'd also sell everything I'd own prior to the occasion, debt max and DRS as much as I possibly can before the occasion. But I have a feeling that I'd do more to harm their nefarious world goals even with my measly 300 plot of shares if I stay alive. I'm only alive to hurt their world order and restore sanity on earth. And if I can restore my faith in this world and start a family while doing a whole boat load of philanthropy, I think I may just fulfill my life's mission.

>>54517427
im dying alone

>>54516189
>Hitler was born on 4/20
God please stop tweaking the simulation for a laugh, I can't deal with any more mandela effects.

>>54517427
I’m just here until Windows, Amazon Linux, and the rest get relicensed under AGPLv3+NIGGER

>>54517479

There’s a pol on thread about how 2025 is going to get weird. All redditors dead

Super Mario is a hit. We can expect Mario Merch to fly of the shelves. Good job Nintendo

>>54517557
I agree edgehog

Lots of talk about 2026 here. It's not incorrect but it's a distraction. There have been many instances of US senators and the like selling stock before news of major events even name it to the general populace. In the same vein the bankers and their allies have already sold. They give us a date in the future but the time to do anything has long passed. They say
>crazy shit in 2025
Only to give the illusion that the goyim has some measure of power over their world, that they can postpone their preparation for a few more years. But it's already over.
>2025 is a psyop the time to prepare has long passed
>MOASS is happening very soon
>Leo testifying against Obama is what sealed the deal on this world's descent
>enjoy the ride

Some of you are alright.

Don’t put on your pants tomorrow.

Ken Griffin posts in these threads sometimes

>>54517524
vaccine yay!
>>54517545
NFTs yay!
>>54517569
wow.
>>54517576
420?
>>54517572
chugged

>>54517583

>>54517583
Good. He needs to see the edits.

Threadly reminder that this only outwardly began in 2018 when Burrtard started suggesting the board do a stock buyback, but has been in the works for sometime. A plan was formed to
create an Amazon competitor through a competing business rather than try/fail to regulate their monopoly in court. Cyan Rohan was handpicked as the one to lead this operation, beginning with jimmy but soon thereafter to include a variety of companies ironically in part dethroned of their former glory by the Amazon behemoth. Most of what you’ve experienced in this saga thus far has been predetermined/scripted with all the actors playing their part. As this coincides with the mass digitization of currency, one can understand why tptb have had a vested interest for a long time now in controlling the demolition of past analog systems and maintaining their hegemony into web3 and the 21st century. Just as Amazon served as the flagship retail business model for the past quarter century in which the populace was mass onboarded to a digital, subscription based service economy, Teddy/Gmerica will serve as the funnel through which what we now refer to as cryptocurrency, NFTs, and the metaverse become seamlessly baked into the framework of consumer capitalism.
>Happy Easter

hello gmes
>is gamestop's core business any better off
>are they still doing meme NFT shit
>when will they start giving out dividends again

thank you

>>54517628
old jews weren't cut into the deal
the cabal got outdealed ooo
>>54517662
yes
>nigger
I hope that was satisfactory!

Thread moving so slow everyone gonna see that I hate hedgies

Obama seems like a nothingburger

>>54517714
we won't have a thread for long
so we might as well enjoy it while we can!

>>54517628
>Teddy
Back to your bankruptcy thread baggot

>>54516718
Back in the day, you'd take your SANTA DOLLAR to the GENERAL GOODS store, and the kike moneychanger in there would have a ledger book he got from the regional bank showing him all the exchange rates against all the currencies

>>54517732
stfu 1PBTID, Teddy is part of the ultimate WAGMI plan that shall be enacted this great 420

watch in awe as we take all yo munnay nibba!

>>54517740

>>54517745
My ID switched because I’m at work now. Teddy is a children’s book company, it has nothing to do with GameStop.

>>54517732
>he thinks it’s BBBY
>he doesn’t know
>follow the white rabbit
>rising sun over teddy winking
>Teddy “The Trust Buster” Roosevelt was known as such for dissolving the Railroad Monopolies

>>54517758
at work on a saturday? i love your bait baby

>>54517768
<3

>>54517768
Take your meds.

>>54517774
>at work on a saturday?
I work at a pizza place dipshit. All the money is on weekends.

>>54517714
funny numbers check

54517758
>at work, on Easter Saturday, keeping up with the thread across multiple locations/ids, for free or (even worse) for fun
54517775
>all they can do is call you crazy

kek text while drivies

>>54517604
Checking that timestamp

54517781
>listening to a fucking pizza boy about the future of world commerce
Lol, lmao even

>>54517583
>>54517604
kek Kennies

>>54517827
What do you do for a living, bigshot?

>>54517799
>on Easter Saturday
Imagine not being in the only timezone that matters

>>54517781
whats the weirdest pizza you've ever had to make? Or are you the driver? how's work, you seem to have enough time to message on the chans huh

>>54517799 checked
>>54517805
>>54517827
audibly chuckled
kek

WAGMI

>>54517481

>>54517841
>whats the weirdest pizza you've ever had to make? Or are you the driver? how's work, you seem to have enough time to message on the chans huh
I’m a driver, but basically the weirdest thing I see people order is pizza with no cheese. One guy ordered a pizza with no cheese and no sauce and then complained that it was bad. Idk why people don’t just go buy a fucking loaf of bread. Anyways, work is good. I could get a better job but I work here because it’s chill and I don’t have to spend a lot of time around other people. I just drive around, listen to music, chainsmole, play video games on my phone and shitpost on 4chan.

54517833
I make sure the trains run on time :) if true, I have great respect for your ability to WORK and would recommend you put that hard earned wage somewhere safe where it can grow. Not many low debt profitable companies in a growth position these days but if you do your research you’ll find a few. Drive safely.

>>54517833
Listen here pizza cuck
If my pizza gets cold I swear on my GameStop (TICKER: GME) shares BOOKED and snug in Computershare I will personally be speaking to your pizza boss
Now hurry the fuck up nigger im starving
ALSO
kek bbbaggie

>>54517841
>That image
Nah mang, he Goofy. Goofyederal witness if you know what I mean.

>>54517875
I just became the GM of a local Pizza Hut. I was a driver for 3 years before that. The idiocy of people is beyond me. But at least now I’m in charge and I get to play Dota for 3 hours a day

I wish my franchise would rip out the phones already. They already make this magical device that will order the pizza for you without having to talk to anyone. But they still use it to bother me

>>54517888
I’m not the bbbaggie, that’s the other guy. I guarantee you no one hates bbbaggies more than I do.

>>54517887
omg guys I think it's Ryan Cohen
>>54517875
based
>pizza with no cheese
sounds like margheriti
>>54517887
>>54517888
checked you gangster
>>54517889
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICOOOOOOOOOO
>>54517897
can I have your number?

>>54517911
>sounds like margheriti
Margherita has slices of mozzarella on it.

>>54517897
>I wish my franchise would rip out the phones already.
>not having the fortitude of Gamestop employees
NGMI

>>54517923
o
then yes that is weird thank u for sharing fren

I’m going to kms soon, Ryan. My blood will be on your hands

>>54517923
Really just an awful pizza

>>54517945
if its not by 420, its OUR blood

>>54517945
>>54517958
Tyfys

>>54517946
i had a good one in Montreal once
it was really tasty and the dough was stretchy and chewy like a pita

>>54517911
Checked. I am not Bruin Cheeani, but I can share that I have met the little mensch a number of times and he greatly impresses me personally. My oldest son and his zoomer friends often use the phrase “built differently”, perhaps to the point of redundancy, but I think such a colloquialism is apt in this case.

>>54516706
>Do this
>Country's start trading in America dollars for gold
>USA starts to run out of gold (Probably faster than you'd expect, oversold gold securities is a legitimate risk)
>Now back to nothing backing the dollar again

>>54517983
indeed a wonderful chap
much obliged, good sir
glad to be holding with you; cheers!

>>54517994
I think the idea is to repeg the dollar below current (((spot))) valuations of gold, like $10,000/ozt, to avoid doing that. Then you'd get a bunch of /pmg/gers and boomers experiencing an instant 5x and trading their gold for dollars to provide liquidity.

>>54517897
non-voip phones, fax, and email should be made illegal in favor of IRC.

>>54517983
xoomer

>>54518058
>The average Citadel employee

>>54518036
Email is less ephemeral than IRC so it has value. Non-VOIP phones ARE dead, at least in the US - the entire PTSN backbone goes over the Internet and so landlines are just VOIP phones with extremely long cords.

>>54518058
the copium finna get us killed huh

Rye and Cold Hen's antiques are getting out of hand!

>>54516755
Suicide is gay, just get really really Based and make it everyone else's problem until they come kill you instead. Then you get to go down a martyr and take some shitters with you and go to Heaven with a huge smile instead of just being a cuck and taking lead aspirin because life got hard abloobloobloo. I would literally take out millions in loans from loansharks and use every penny of it to DRS GME and go innawoods like a hermit for years before I popped my own top, and I would laugh about it the entire fucking way too. Instead I'm just gonna keep buying and direct registering more shares and when this is all over I'm gonna pull a whole town out of the depths of hell and make everyone else's lives so much better I never have to worry about having a modest 20 acre estate since every bubba for a hundred mile radius would happily shitkick anyone for me, and I'm gonna do it all while paying my taxes and supporting the troops and being a model citizen too. I'm going full Rockwell motherfucker well before I ever cuck the fuck out and anyone that doesn't like it can seethe and sneed themselves on over to chucks for all I give a shit.

I have more sensitive intel on Ken Griffin.

What’s up fellow gmetards. Do you ever think about what the average holder in this thread looks like? I feel like you’re all strictly either lanky fucks and gay NEET gamer fags, or alternatively the complete opposite chads. What’s your opinion

>>54518155
gauss bell. and if I'm on the right corner as usual you guys have to do better.
>what's your opinion
we're aaaaaall gonna make it

>>54518155
>Do you ever think about what the average holder in this thread looks like?
I could give a shit what they look like. From the ugliest sonofabitch to the gays and the trans and anyone of any color or gender, if they hold GME they're gonna fuckin' WAGMI and they have a beautiful heart and soul. That is literally the only thing that matters. That's why this has taken as long as it has, that's why there's only ~200k DRS GigaThads, only the worthy and strong will make it. From the weakest femboy to the tallest and most ripped WSM competitors.

>>54518155
I'd assume most holders look like this

smoking blunts
Fuck Ken Griffin
Jesus is God but he dont care bout my money that's fine i got a crossbow and OSINT

>>54518155
Completely accurate.. no inbetweens.

>>54518155
I'm an uberchad but also 5'6" so it evens out to 5/10

>>54518155
Tell me you’re gay without saying it outright

>>54516755
NGMI

>>54518231
Same but I'm 6'4" imagine how lame I have to be to average that out

>>54518155
Did it matter when the average BTC holder in 2009 looked like bought, then forgot they had a unspent wallet 7 - 11 years later?

When is we rich for fuck sake? This is sum bitch ass stock, won't do shit for me.

>>54518254
Nigga we done been not knowing im out here guessing now

Motherfucking guess and check, little fish, know what i'm saying?

>>54518260
I'm out here on the streets busting my ass and making more money than dis shit. Y'all get me? My nigga Cohen better be doing sumting real soon. People ain't got money for me to rob because inflation and shit

>>54518155
you forgot the GIGA in the chad.

>>54515609
because you touch yourself at night

>>54518202
>that's why there's only ~200k DRS GigaThads, only the worthy and strong will make it.
>A play entirely reliant on the market maker having to honour broker shares is only going to let those DRS'd make it.

>>54518495
It doesn't matter if you are on brokers or CS, we're ALL going to make it!

>>54518495
You really trust your broker?

>>54518509
>A play entirely reliant on the market maker having to honour broker shares
No, but if they don't have to there is no squeeze.

>>54518520
Not your name, not your shares, it's really simple, regardless of your fetish for some namefag who hasnt posted in 13 years

>>54518537
>A play entirely reliant on the market maker having to honour broker shares

>>54518495
Honor? That's the wrong word buddy. The word your looking for is
>Force
What choice will the bankers have when every major city in America has France style riots? Not only will Blackrock and friends will get plundered, all people of all races will join in on the festivities. We're looking at widespread rioting that will make BLM in Minneapolis look like low IQ monkeying. Either bankers fix their shit (and give us infinite wealth) or the names and addresses of bankers, shorties, and their families are going to be leaked to people who have nothing left to lose. As for those with DRS'd shares? We won't have to do a thing except resist the urge to join the riots

>>54516771
I'm 100% certain this shitpost was me and I laugh every time it's posted, thank you

>>54518539
I told you I can't read.

>>54518537
But you still *own* your broker shares even in street name. The clearinghouse has to treat all shares as equal and fungible that's the entire point.

>>54518588
>A play entirely reliant on the market maker having to honour broker shares

>>54518495
I'll humor this and give it the same response I have in the past, people holding shares with large reputable brokers in cash-only accounts will be fine. Those with margin enabled will potentially get screwed and you have to have it enabled to do options at all which is why I've stood by the fact that options are for morons when it comes to GME. Everyone holding with contract for difference phone brokers will get heemed by their positions getting autoclosed but they'll still make decent money. The DRS holders are and always were GigaThads because they've proven there is fraud in the system by simply wanting to own their shares with the same rights as paper certificates withdrawn from Cede and Sneed, and they will (as >>54518563 pointed out) face the least possible issues when everything do go down. Quit calling people out as being namefaggots when they post something you don't like, I have no fucking name here and never have.

>>54518495
I don't think brokers will force-sell shares/FTDs but I do agree there's a degree of truth that DRS holders have the best odds of selling the top..
>CS has a 700% current market price dynamic sell cap, as opposed to 110%-200% cap in most brokers
>dehypothecation conga line literally cannot end until DRS holders sell the underlying real shares (the "infinity pool" effect)

Picture unrelated but deeply satisfying.

>>54518617
>The DRS holders are and always were GigaThads because they've proven there is fraud in the system by simply wanting to own their shares with the same rights as paper certificates withdrawn from Cede and Sneed
You are right about that, I just enjoy stirring shit especially on long weekends and it's the easiest way to get Boyardee/Boyardelytes to bite.

>>54518640
Do you want to make money? Do you like Jews? Are you a tranny? Dont answer those you fucking nigger trashcan

>>54518596
They just get a fine for wrongful conduct when your shares end up not belonging to you.

>>54518691
>>A play entirely reliant on the market maker having to honour broker shares

>>54518622
If the thesis is correct in that an actual algorithmic short squeeze will instantly drive a galactic green candle, then brokers force selling isn’t even really a safe option for them. Either way they will likely be 100% liquidated. The more likely case is that we see halts. Maybe even weeks long halts. Then DRS holders start getting direct phone calls with offers.

>>54518622
>top
lol, lmao even

420

>>54518697
>then brokers force selling isn’t even really a safe option for them
Under no circumstance can a broker 'force sell' assets that are paid for and settled. They can only do that if you use margin and end up owing money. This argument is so goddamn annoying, DRS is nice but they're not the only ones who will make it to phone numbers.

Actually I remote viewed him about 10 minutes ago and he's a coping Euro scared he gets rugged on Dogiro or E goy or whatever the fuck you unlimited bond buying Pakistani NIGGERS LIKE TO DO
ALSO
I'M RACIST
LIKE A LOT

>>54518726
>A play entirely reliant on the market maker having to honour broker shares

I'm the only person here who deserves this money it's not even fucking close

>>54518735
>A play entirely reliant on the market maker having to honour broker shares

Bump

>>54518721
I think we have not begun to see the true acts of desperation these institutions might do when faced with complete and utter collapse
>solar flares
>terrorist attacks
>declarations of war
>mass cyber attacks
>the ending of Fight Club

>>54518759
>I think we have not begun to see the true acts of desperation these institutions might do when faced with complete and utter collapse
And if they do we can't MOASS.

bump

>>54518721
>Under no circumstance can a broker 'force sell' assets that are paid for and settled.
Some reserve the right to (IBKR and Robinhood), it's not actually legal for them to do so (nor necessarily means they will, but it is a danger there), it's just not been challenged. It's in their terms of service.

bump

Is Ryan Cohen going to take care of us? Because it seems like he's letting them take the hyperinflation fed now cbdc and the dollar will be worthless

>>54518721
>>54518828
https://gdcdyn.interactivebrokers.com/Universal/servlet/Registration_v2.formSampleView?formdb=3203
Item 16 A, subsection 7. For IBKR.

>>54518855
They don't actually have the infrastructure to pull of CDBCs for another year or two of a losing war fought against essentially everyone since Europe wants Ukraine to drop now, I think that's a major pressure point.

>>54517945
Be sure to sell first

>>54518855
Nice buzzword salad, dipshit

>>54518860
>BKR DETERMINES (IN ITS SOLE DISCRETION) THAT LIQUIDATION IS NECESSARY
OR ADVISABLE FOR IBKR'S PROTECTION.
Holy shit you're right, absolute nonsense. Just don't use that shit broker then idk.

>>54518908
It's why we used to have broker tier lists, it's not a legally sound defense on their part as it violates most security laws but that doesn't really help in the moment.

>>54518759
I prefer the ending of Metropolis.
>I CAN'T STOP LOVING YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNi7UG1qUGU

>>54518640
>I just enjoy stirring shit especially on long weekends and it's the easiest way to get Boyardee/Boyardelytes to bite.
Based. Sometimes I subtle disgruntled hodler fudpost when there's lots of shills in the thread so they start using the narratives I created in their own work because I can defuse all of them in a matter of seconds and shit right in their mouth, as can anyone else that can think critically at all and string together a coherent ship-post. It's fun being a funny little guy full of whimsy.

Why did the banks stop failing bros? That was interesting at least and gave me hope for the future. Here we are a month later and nothing is happening

>>54519012
They did the equivalent of putting a boo-boo bandaid on a sucking chest wound. The effects of interest rate increases take time, but rest assured more will fail

>>54519012
They actually gave up on stopping any of it in reality if you look at Mannarino's debt market Onlyfans which leads me to believe there are only two kinds of politicans or JPow 9000s, saboteurs and actual idiots

>>54517740
I want them to put Harriet Tubman on a bill, mostly because it would piss off people I dislike, but also because, by the Obama-Trump-Pipeline Conjecture, once a black person is on currency, it would open the floodgates to get all kinds of interesting and notable Americans in greenface. Next up would be Elvis (ahuhuh), and then I would like to nominate my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton.

>>54519031
It's not even tbills fuckingth up, it's MBS's. Probably why they've approved 40 year mortgages but unless it really drives a strong surge in new mortgages (it won't) its not going to help in the slightest.

>>54519064
I love black folks so much dude, it is unreal. They were the OG's of just existing making so many shitters mald it was hilarious, same reason I love gays and trans folks. They literally just inhabit a physical form in this dimensional realm and make so many people mad about it it's impossible not to laugh at. We live in the funniest world ever made, and I simply refuse to stop laughing.

>>54519085
Fucking them up

>>54519087
Do you understand danger?

>>54519093
The only thing I truly understand is that life is either a comedy or a tragedy and the choice as to which it is is mine own same as anyone else, so I choose to laugh instead of cry. That others choose to cry, either literally by admitting defeat and being depressed or figuratively by getting mad which is just sadness with added passion, is not my problem. I will never stop laughing. I will die laughing and it will be a good death. That is what I understand.

>>54519085
My mind has almost finished adjusting to the new price paradigm, but every once in a while, it rebels violently and I find myself on a street corner an hour later with "$800k for a 2000 square foot colonial outside of CT is LITERALLY INSANE" scrawled haphazardly and upside-down in magic marker on my naked and fairly substantial belly.

>>54519112
That's not what I asked, what I asked was can you assess threats?

>>54519087
This is de way.

kek kathies

>>54519127
Do you really have a leg to stand on complaining that others are avoiding a subject?

>>54519185
I'm laying down in my bed like usual

guys here's whats been bothering me (ive been up all night thinking about this), how would shorts ever close massive positions ranging from $1-20 (presplit ofc) when we have traded from 80-200 for the last year?

can anyone help me out?

>>54519127
Yes, why

>>54519230
Just checking, anon, good job

>>54518617
>Brokers enable margin against your consent and sell
>Will take the fine to save their institution because it pays more than the fee
>You get screwed over and will only get compensated whatever your shares were worth at the time of sale
>How could they do this .jpg

The writing is on the wall. if you want to ignore it then fine. Take the risk.

>>54519255
Then no MOASS for anyone.

ADDRESS
MY
TALKING POINTTTT

csgo vs brokies is my favorite fud tactic

>>54519255
>>54519267
sex me
whattyu want

>>54519012
The banks are betting their bailout on crypto

>>54519306
AHAAAAA

>>54519282
nice one

>>54519316
thank you sweet 1PBTID

>>54513876
damn. that guy was a character.

>>54519255
Why would brokers need to 'save their institution' when all they are doing is facilitating a trade between a buyer (dumbfuck hedgies) and a seller (gme chads)? Assuming they purchased the shares on the NYSE and are not CFD scum.

>Nothing will happen until all the shares are safe and snug in CS:GO book entry.
>Snug shares can be made unsnug again for selling in only a few business days.
>The only logical reason to continue to insist that unsnug shares are equally snug as safe and snug shares is to delay the snuggening.

>>54519281
It's the tried and true one they fall back on when nothing else is left, been that way for more than a year now. Riotously funny every single time it happens.
>>54519255
>Enable margin against your consent and sell
Fucking jej, that's why I only use brokers that require you to prove you have a high enough networth for margin to be enabled to begin with and won't do it just because you lied on a form one time. Cash only broker accounts are literally fine and every broker worth their AUM knows beyond a shadow of a doubt fucking over memestock autists would sink them as a business, the one I like has been around since before WWII and has a frog as a mascot but the one with a pirate ship as their logo is pretty cool too. They also have people that lurk these threads because they're not retards, because they're Based. The people holding with fucking cashapp and robinhood are gonna get screwed but they're not smart enough or worth enough to worry about and they'll still make out for thousands if not tens of thousands a share even if they do get force closed according to the TOS they agreed to so it's a moot point. And for what it's worth, all but one (1) of my GME's is held with CS for the sole and singular reason that I think it's funny to hold shares in that manner instead of any others. Deal with it.
>>54519246
Thanks

>>54519356
>until all the shares are safe and snug in CS:GO book entry.
Explain in detail how this is possible with a nonzero short interest, and don’t handwave anything I want to see math

>>54519375
It literally isn't, the SEC would just say reporting any CS numbers beyond the maximum possible of total float minus sneed and cede amount is treason and would get people put in prison to be summarily murdered. Reputable brokers will honor their cash-only shareholders shares, everyone else will engage in varying levels of fuckery, and there are literally billions more shares in existence than there should be. Short interest will never be accurately reported and we're still allllllllll gonna wagmi.

>>54519375
What happens when a bank runs out of deposits?

>>54519402
time 2 withdraw

When did Boyardee come back?

>>54519413
He's popped up in February a few times.

>>54519144
COKE FREESTYLE™?!?! WITH OVER 180 FLAVOR COMBINATIONS?!?!?!?

>>54519392
>the SEC would just say reporting any CS numbers beyond the maximum possible of total float minus sneed and cede amount is treason

>Registering your securities to you own name is treason
>Naked short selling multiple floats of an American company is totally okay
Fucking Clown World

yo guys do you know any fun anime to watch with good pacing like kill la kill?

>>54519437
There's nothing you or I can do about it without our names getting added to the draft so might as well just laugh about it and buy more so we can afford to send a replacement instead.

>The last desperate effort to regain control of a thread narrative is to attribute a desire for snugness to an infamous soup mascot avatar personality of their own creation.
>They think they don't glow.
>They think they aren't seen.

>>54519464
Nigger everyone who is anyone and has been in these threads knows who Boyardee is and his modus operandi. Please kys faggot.

>>54519534
He's saying Chef is a Manchurian candidate, a strawman used to beat back DRS maxis. Which is not true, Boyardee is just a faggot.

>>54519541
He literally either is Boyardee or one of his retarded acolytes. He’s using his same glowop language.

>>54519534
I cant believe you are here on easter weekend. Its so bullish.

>54519558
Oy vey. Thanks for your input 1pbtid. I agree it is bullish that they are here on Easter Sunday.

>>54519451
gurren lagann, or diebuster if you want the more porny version of it. I'm basically addicted to the market, not having a ticker to watch is putting me into withdrawal.

Weird. No trash thread.

>>54519451
Bro, this is like the third time we’ve discussed this in as many days. Gurren Lagann. It’s basically just the better version of kill la kill and it’s one of the greatest animes of all time. Kill la kill is a steaming pile of garbage by comparison.

You just know that RC is chilling and relaxing right now, maybe he went to the south of France who knows? Gathered all family, the table is full of quality food. Everybody is smiling and maybe they will go all swimming in the evening. Life is good for that man.
We got too cocky, bros. No man with a family will ever lead a fucking revolution. I miscalculated RC, im sure he is a good man but he is not fitted to fight hedge funds and make moass become a reality.

>>54519646
I love both but I'm just gonna say it, they have shit pacing all through the middle and it doesn't pick up until the last episodes

>>54519691
its like a beefy acid trip.
ya think ya got a feel of it then rockets ya to ???

>>54519691
Gonna have to disagree. The only bad episode of Gurren Lagann is episode 4. The entire rest of the series is pure kino. As for kill la kill, pretty much the entire second half of the show sucks balls.

Or latest theory says that Ryan Cohen started watching anime in 2021 then it all went south after that. Many such cases, young guys start watching anime and waste a vast amount of time in some fictional world of cartoons. They become familiar with every character, they start saying random phrases from anime. This all comes from low money and no interest in real life. They find an escape in anime. Many such sad cases sadly. Ryan Cohen you fucking killing the youth here, these young boys could be living the real life with moass money and making real useful products, starting their own companies, and helping to transform the world into a better place instead they are forgotten, they find nothing better than watch stupid anime that gives them no skill, no experience, absolutely nothing. fucking Ryan Cohen

>>54519451
>nani??!!
yay for jiemi as chinese cartoon. more please.

>>54519734
>>54519730
I find the entire part after the time jump to be boring as fuck, however nowadays If I want to rewatch I just see until ep 16 and then the second movie and that's it, makes it way more bearable for me

I would have dropped kill la kill if it wasn't for the mako moments and the kino second intro

>>54519558
>>54519578
Jews and their allies don't give a fuck about Easter. It's existence is a personal insult to each and every one of them.
>>54519603
I recognize that rabbit

>>54519871
>Hey man who're those necromancer and Dragon characters?
>Are they like Hololive concept characters that never had debut or something haha...

>>54519887

>>54519750
This is the best fud i have ever read here.

People who watch vtubers are fucking weird. You people need to go outside and stop masturbating to fat Asian girls masquerading as lolis.

>>54520091
Whatever pizzaboy.

>>54520091
>t. guy who said the same about anime 10 years ago

>>54519750
Ohhhhhhhh nooooooooooooo

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its so hard passively holding a security (ticker: gamestocks)

absolutely fatiguing

>>54519750
Let me just point out that at first people thought RC was watching Netflix all day long and in the process he became fat. Now the word in the street says it was anime which is way worse. God help us all. Fuckin anime and netflix lovers destroyed the American dream. Im talking about a revolution that could have happened. Dont get me wrong i would love to watch it myself, but i know better that life is too short and i have to spend time cautiously. Young people cant control themselves and jews in netflix, japanese cartoon makers are well aware of it. They can hook you up instantly if you have weak self awareness. If you sit at the table to play cards and you dont know who is gonna lose, then it's you. Don't watch anime and netflix, boys. Your life is too precious to waste it like that. Think about your family and close ones. You know that ken griffin doesn't watch tv and he for sure doesn't play call of duty.

>>54520192
Anime comes in all different forms and a lot of it is shit, just like any other form of entertainment media. Being an anime isn’t what makes an anime good, it’s the quality of the storytelling, acting, music and animation. My point is that you can like anime without being obsessed with watching little girls do karaoke and play video games. With vtubers, that’s all you get. That is the only genre of vtubing and it’s fucking weird that there are so many adult men who enjoy it. It’s like my little pony. Watching vtubers is not something that any well-adjusted adult male would do.

>>54520308
Vtubing is explicitly designed for adult men without girlfriends. It's a parasocial mindtrap. The vtubers themselves get surprised when fans reveal themselves as women.

You may be OK with Ryan wasting your life, I'm OK with that too. But he's wasting my family's life. I could be making them so happy, and instead I'm getting mogged at Easter by my chad cousin

快適にお過ごし、/ジエミ/。

Happy Easter /GME/

>>54519534
>everyone who visits here every now and then is an obsessed schizo like me
No, you kill yourself

>>54519683
RC is operative. He would be Epsteined long time ago if he didn't co-operate. Moass will happen when government will decide it's time.

>>54520722
Happy Easter to you as well

>>54519255
This. All apes are equal but not apes will become rich. Logic suggest some apes will get fucked over but it won't cause revolution because core of revolution - Superstonk apes will get paid off. Once they behead most hardcore rebels but paying them off revolution dies. They could end it today buy just giving all DRSers one-time flat price like 100k per share with no possibility to re-buy and I really wonder why they didn't come with this idea yet.

>>54514874
Everything points to ma, there is no other way for bbby to survive. You are retard not to buy in at 0.3$ per share, it's 300$ for like 1000 shares.

It might be next week

damn, baker really is a useless faggot tho

>>54521166
>>54521166
>>54521166
Threaded.

>>54519413
He never left
You can always see him posting random trash to pollute the threads every day