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Told my gf about my crypto portfolio now its "our bitcoin" and she keeps asking if it went up today.
Did I fact up?

>> No.54513892

>>54513881
Just tell him you exchanged it all into shitcoins

>> No.54513896

>>54513881
No you should be fine

>> No.54513910

Do you live together?

>> No.54513915

>>54513881
Tell her you fucked up and it's all gone now. Transfer everything out and in again on a new wallet and never ever speak of it to her again, you dumb mofo.

>> No.54513916

>>54513881
You're a retard but so is she

>> No.54513920

Rookie mistake

>> No.54513943

>>54513881
As long as she doesn't know the keys you're fine.
Next time wait until you're married and you've spent some years ruining her body through childbirth and making her completely psychologically dependent on you before you tell her about what you have.

>> No.54514138

>>54513881
make sure you marry him

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>>54513943
>Next time wait until you're married and you've spent some years ruining her body through childbirth and making her completely psychologically dependent on you before you tell her about what you have.
this is the way

>> No.54514155

>>54513881
just say you misclicked and it's gone.

>> No.54514161

>>54513943
3-D chess master class ?

>> No.54514191

Tell her it was hacked by Jews and Pajeets. You’d simultaneously make her become racist and prevent her from knowing about your hidden wealth

>> No.54514207

>>54513943
this is what my ex girlfriends father did. that whole family was dysfunctional and jewish

>> No.54514228

>>54513943
I did this, and my wife doesn't care to hear about my crypto. Constantly putting babies in her has fried 90% of her brain power, so as long as I pay the bills, she's happy.

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>>54513881
My gf just dumped me and scrawled the word CARDANUS on my bedroom wall

>> No.54514369

>>54513881
Idiots are made for each other after all. Seems like you don't have to worry about it.

>> No.54514520

>>54513892
>him
Kek

>> No.54514617

>>54513881
Step 1 - buy Monero
Step 2 - claim in court because of break up and the stress you started gambling and lost it all
Step 3 - collect roastoid tears

>> No.54514638

>>54513881
No.
Just get her some bags of NXRA she should have a solid portfolio by the end of bull run.

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>>54513881
find a new practice GF. you fails this try

>> No.54515045

>>54513881
Sell them off for low caps, HBAR, ORE, ENS and LINK are better options.

>> No.54515066

>>54513881
move your asset to Private wallet ID where that bitch can access.

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The fact i use leverage keeps me on check from telling my mom about my retarded endeavors. If I told her I was using fucking leverage on rodeo finance to trade a SHITcoin like GMX she'd kick me out.

Also you fucked up big time.

>> No.54515940

>>54513881
Yes you did. Tell her you sold it "because it seems like a scam." Next time, shut the fuck up.

>> No.54515969

Unless you constantly want to hear "OMG anon, you are so fucking STUPID! BTC was 69K! Why didn't you sell? I would have, blah blah retrospect , hindsight, wants $hit blah blah"

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>>54513881
Your boyfriend sounds like 'she's' making a move psychologically to get you to start sharing details. Whatever you do don't take trading advice or let him in on it in any way, he could make the argument the activity was joint and take half

>> No.54516008

>>54513915
The divorce lawyer will have no problems tracking that weak maneuver

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>>54513881
Tell her you spent all of it on KOY because Ryoshi told you so, when she sees the price she wil want to kill yourself. Then, after she stops asking for it you will have your coins again plus a lot of extra cash thanks to the pumps. Who knows, maybe you'll even win the 50k from the pool campaing