/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54498135
> not being born into a rich family

Ah, there you are.

kek

just be yourself ;)

>>54498135
Add furious masturbation to the interests section to see if they actually read it

>>54498135
>interests
>jogging

jfc at least say "running"

>>54498135
The resume is fine. You, however, suck. Get a "not working retail as a cover for child predation" job.

Under sales associate 4th bullet point down add a period. If not trolling looks good

>>54498135
nah its pretty good, write a generic cover letter and copy/paste phrases from the job duties for each specific job, come up with a good excuse for latest gap in employment (sick family member, going back to school, etc)

>>54498197
3rd bullet down

>>54498135
>interests
>jogging
>filmmaking
>European literature
most believable 4chan user resume yet

>>54498192
If you got molested by your local coffee roaster that's your fault

>>54498135
A professional guy I talked to the other day said to put a 30 second elevator speech on top of everything else at the very top of the first page. He said most people will just throw it away if they don't like what they see on those first few lines.

>>54498135
what have you been doing for the past 2+ years? coof isnt a valid excuse for large employment gaps like that anymore.

Put your skills under between your name and all your work experience that should be you hook also the interest section is gay but I can see you're struggling to fill the page.

also
>I see you have a large gap in your resume here what have you been up to anon :)

>>54498288
>I'm under a NDA, sorry can't say more (with a firm voice)
>I was taking care of my paraplegic aunt (with a sighing voice)
Try to not steal my catch phrases too much, we can't ALL be under fucking NDA's or having imaginary paraplegic relatives.

>>54498288
Was unemployed for a year then was self employed doing Uber and film work (I’m a production/lighting assistant on sets, main thing I’m trying to do career wise now just need a job to pay some bills)

>>54498135
>Interests - European literature
This will get your resume shitcanned for white supremacy guaranteed.

>>54498306
I think not filling the page would be better. When I see a clean looking resume I start reading at the bottom to see if they're adding random bullshit or unrelated things, might just be a side effect of autism though.

>>54499235
it shows he's an intellectual, you american fuck
what should he write instead? "action comics"?

>>54498135
Whats the weather like in Jersey city, Joshua?

>>54499306
I'm just telling you how it is. Shoot the messenger in a fit of childish rage if you wish, it won't change a single thing.

>>54498135
Are you crypto rich and looking for a fun part time gig or a desperate neet who’s run out of money?

Employers dont give a shit about your hobbies. They will ask you this in the interview if you get one. Do not put interests on your resume.

Lose the colors. Its not a fucking restaurant menu.
Highest level of education goes first, followed by most recent job, going back no more than 10 years depending on relevancy.

The 'education first' rule does not apply if you graduated more than 5 years ago.

Lose the icons next to your contact info as well. Keep it focused, simple and plain. Let your experience speak for itself. Colors, icons, interests are all distractions. The average person looks at a resume for 10 seconds before they move on to the next, assuming a human even looks at it at all.

High possibility that the icons, color and formatting gets filtered out automatically by the system and your resume never makes it anywhere.

>>54501127
pro tip - always send a followup thank you email after getting an interview. At least a few hours after, no more than a day later. Just thank them for the consideration and opportunity, let them know you enjoyed speaking with them and you look forward to hearing from them. You have to assume there are other interviewees, and sometimes the difference in who gets hired can come down to who sent a thank you email afterwards, assuming you are both pleasant and equally skilled.

>>54498135
>It’s for retail and whatever little cafe/bullshit
if they even ask for a "resume" just move on to the next job. They will all have you fill out an application anyway. Then they wont look at it or remember. What they will remember is oh this guy is white, and or didn't dress like a nigger. Lets higher him. Or it will be oh hes too white too young and we have 40 yr old mexican women that will work this job.

> 6 fig IT professional thats had 30+ jobs 10 years of which was in bar/restaurant/retail.

>>54498135
Your wording on the resume demonstrates that you aren't good at the corporate bullshit lingo. I'm not saying that as an insult. Maybe try inputting each line/paragraph into ChatGPT with a prompt like "rephrase this selection from a resume so that it sounds more professional". Modern problems, modern solutions

>>54502710
Tried it out of curiosity, might be worth your time just for the hell of it OP

>>54498135
lose the months,
change 2020 to 2021
make a fake job from 2021-2023

>>54498135
no one cares about your interests unless it pertains to the job

>>54498135
>European literature
Umm sweaty?? Its 2023 and that's very problematic.

>>54498135
Too much white space, put education at top, get rid of skills unless they're hard skills or you can quantify them, make interests 3 bullet points with descriptions of interesting interests that gives the interviewer something to small talk about