/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54491509
Liquidate everything and send it as crypto to me.

>>54491509
Withdraw all of the capital.
Buy Crypto
"Magically" lose everything by hacking a private key
swap all of the funds to xmr
OR just have her assassinate her.
I prefer to go with the second choice. It's easier.

>>54491509
sorry to hear that op, how long have you been married and do you have any children together?

>>54491519
kek. but I thought about the crypto thing, but then it would be where's the crypto anon. If I say I lost it they'd say I was lying etc. Plus then I'd have to disappear to Asia or something.
>>54491530
>just have her assassinate her.
legal suggestions only pls.
>>54491540
married 11 years. One kid.

>>54491509
important question: does she know, that you know?

Idk what British law is about whole life insurance policies... but put your funds into it, like 95% of your funds. I don't think she can touch your life instance policy lol. Also , drop her nudes here. I'm pretty sure you're entitled to her savings too, because everything is 50/50 in a divorce. Idk I'm not a lawyer, but you should definitely find one asafp

Marriage is a government contract like any other, you had it coming OP
>I'm also fairly rich
No shit, that's why she's doing that

>>54491509
brutal man, I'm sorry. Go talk to a lawyer like yesterday, they will know what to do. Plus, monero

>>54491509
>has made me pay
the absolute state of simps.
lawyer up, hit the gym, buy truebit, flee the country.

>>54491549
no she doesn't. I overheard her. quietly went back out of the house and went for a walk.

>>54491509
forwarded to the appropriate departments in the case that they need evidence that you hid assets

>>54491551
Also, petition for divorce first, tell her it's because you don't find her attractive anymore. Add that psychological factor into the mix. Destroy her image of self worth. She'll forever remember it as being you who wanted divorce, even though she thought it first. Also, fuck her whole friend group

>>54491594
this. I would start negging her

>>54491509
Lawyer up dude. Now.

>>54491509
>quietly start interviewing lawyers, you’re gonna need one
>google all the best ones in your area
>SET UP MEETINGS WITH ALL OF THEM AND GO
>they’ve met with you, so they cannot represent your wife
>hire the best one
you need to get ahead of the fucking ball here. I don’t know how it works in your country but at least in the US, half of whatever you’ve acquired during the marriage is hers (and inversely half of whatever she’s acquired is yours)
You’re going to have to buy her out of any joint equity more than likely
You’re gonna get the legal shaft but you need to get moving now, rather than wait to be served. If you can get her to cheat on you and prove it, it’ll help. And ffs do NOT have sex with her. That’s a recipe for 18 more years of child support

>>54491509
Start siphoning a few hundred or maybe a thousand a week into the crypto exchange of your choosing. Buy Btc and then swap it to monero on a private local software wallet, like CakeWallet. Then say you lost it gambling on pancakeswap and badgerDAO. Make it look real and have some transactions to prove you bought and sold some shitcoins. The female family court judge won't understand what you're talking about. Also try to sell as many of your valuables as you can and lose the money. Sell your car if you can.

>>54491509
Best to keep it all in ICP on Coinbase for safekeeping

>>54491561
Have already lawyered up, and yes some of my assets are in monero already, but i'm worried about 1) asking lawyer to hide assets 2) paper trail of my fiat going into crypto.

>>54491569
>the absolute state of simps.
it is what it is. she exchanged pussy for money/wealth etc. no surprises there is there?
>>54491594
I like this idea. Divorce her first. Not sure how it would stop me getting fucked though. Courts here are basically oh you're a man, you therefore owe your lazy wife everything.

>>54491606
The only way to deal with an uppity woman

>>54491633
This isn't a bad idea, I actually do use a crypto casino occasionally. I can say I gambled and lost. They could ask me to tell them where, but I can say I don't remember because I was drunk. She will most likely believe this too as she knows I like playing online poker and betting on sports.

Time to go on a fishing trip. Watch out for boating accidents, you don’t want to lose your monero wallet, or your wife.

>>54491509
Buy crypto, put it on a wallet.
Lose wallet.
Oops.

>>54491638
just buy monero

>>54491571
How much does she know about ? She knows exactly the amount of gold and silver ? . IF she doesnt. Hide a x amount you want her to "find" so she feel she got you. Do this with everything you own. Or just buy a 1 way ticket to the Caribbean and lay low. Not credit card use..
>it all depends on how much she knows about.

>>54491678
Bonus points for police report for lost crypto wallet

>>54491571
Smart move. Get a lawyer and start building your case before she does. Save all communication. Get her to admit things on secret recordings like how she cheated on your or whatever. The standard wife's lawyer playbook is to protray you as
>abusive
>mentally unstable
>philanderous
So be on the look out for that kind of shit and prepare your defense. Sorry this is happening, anon. Chances are you didn't really do anything wrong (other than marrying her) and she's just a cunt. Best of luck to you. Also prepare yourself mentally for this, she's going to poison your kid against you.

1) consult with every lawyer, this will preclude them from helping her
2) transfer as much as you can into bitcoin/crypto, and get “hacked”. Trade in expensive cars for shit ones and transfer into crypto. Make sure you tell her you got hacked before she divorces you.
3) under no conditions do you move out of the house - no matter how bad it gets.

>>54491656
Do not try to hide assets or “lose it gambling.” Those transactions are going to show up if fiat is involved at all, her lawyer is going to get warrants to see the records, and she’s going to hand them over to a financial detective, and stick with with the bill for all of it. And your lawyer is going to do any shady shit, you’re not worth nearly enough for him to risk jail time

>>54491509
you should ask this in a monero general thread

>>54491684
She knows that I have investments. She does not know the value of those investments. She knows I have gold etc, she knows that I part-own some famous art works. She knows about the crypto, but again she has no clue about the value of these or where they are. All my PMs were obtained legally so of course there is a paper trail of where the gold and silver came from and her lawyers would no doubt demand that.

Am wondering if I should arrange to be "robbed" by someone. Like oh no I came home and the door was smashed in and my safe was opened somehow and all the gold and silver is gone. Stupid idea?

>>54491656
If she knows you gamble. Just actually make up a store you said, "fuck it, my life was over anyways. might as well just double or nothing. i have nothing left anyways" shit like that.

>>54491638
That's just for the lasting psychological trauma to your future ex wife. She'll forever have abandonment issues about it, and begin her downward spiral. Comment about how attractive her friends are, and subtly hint that she should look that way too.

>>54491715
Very stupid idea. Lawyers and judges have seen it all. Best case, a judge guesstimates how much the value of whatever you lost is worth and you’re now on a payment plan to your ex. Worst case, the above plus criminal fraud charges

>>54491509
Liquidate everything
Turn it into gold
Bury it

>>54491509

Not sure how it works in the UK, but typically pre-marital assets that you brought in before the marriage are protected. Any marital assets that you all acquired while married you're probably fucked on, though. Doesn't matter if they're only in your name or both of yours.

>>54491715
Not but you needs to actually buy a new phone and set it up properly. And that needs to go smooth, because if it doesn't. It will end up way worse. Fraud / and they will burn you down.

>>54491509
>buy pound of gold
>bury somewhere
>draw treasure map
>memorize treasure map
>eat treasure map
>pull pockets inside out and tell everyone you have no monies
>later
>dig up treasure
>enjoy the pirate life

>>54491744
What happens if I just don't tell em where my gold is? I go to jail ? or my salary will get garnished I suppose.

>>54491709
This is absolutely retarded. A genuine hack would be from bitcoin using atomic swaps.
>>54491715
>>54491702
When I say consult with every lawyer, i mean EVERY lawyer. Especially women lawyers. Also there’s probably another dick involved, you need to find it asap.

>>54491731
This anon knows what he's doing.

>>54491509
i am 31 years old and have 5k to my name, and i am happy that i am not you. you may have 2.2 mil or whatever, but women are only together with you because of your belongings. i know that the chick that i date really likes ME. this feeling has no price tag. im happy that i am not rich.

>>54491571
That's good. The more time you have, the better
>>54491699
is spot on. Begin building your defense w/ the guidance of an attorney. Don't rush anything.

>>54491759
Let em find "some gold" . just like 10% . And say fuck it. its better then 50% if not more.

>>54491715
No, that's a great idea. Just please be sure not to text or email about it, because all that shit will be subpoenaed. Maybe you can get away with using Signal as long as you delete the messages. Make sure they steal some of her jewelry and shit too, to make it look real, AND to rob her of some stuff.
Also, and this is important, CLEAR YOUR FUCKING BROWSER HISTORY. Nuke this thread and any appurtnenant internet searches. Also don't give her lawyer any ammo by letting her show the midget hentai you've been watching in court.

>>54491759
You're an attention seeking time wasting nigger.
I know who you are and I know what you're doing nigger.
Full stop everyone don't respond to this nigger once more, he's gonna keep making you faggots waste your time, it's a tranny.

>>54491771
Well I guess this can be a lesson for you and all the other anons. I don't hate that I was married. I kinda knew this day would come, I just hadn't really prepared my finances well enough to hide them / keep them for myself I suppose. Well, I thought I had, she doesn't know about a lot of things where my money is concerned but she knows OF it and that's enough for the lawyers to find it I suppose. I also have a whole bunch of paper fiat that she doesn't know about stashed away in safe places. I took about £100k out of the banks when they started collapsing in USA you know, just in case.

>>54491699
>abusive
Also false domestic violence claims. Watch out for that/child abuse claims. Stay sober, no drinking or anything else that may lead to something (or a chance for her to do shit while you are intoxicated). She could even bruise herself and accuse you. Set up hidden cameras all around (lie and say it is for burglars or some shit if caught).

>>54491800
>CLEAR YOUR FUCKING BROWSER HISTORY
Am talking to you on tails, USB drive, over a VPN that actually works on 4chins lol. But yes, very good I'll probably burn this laptop.

>>54491548
you lost your wallet in a boating accident

>>54491771
she likes you until she can trade up to a guy that is better then you in at least one metric (greater confidence, social standing, finances, etc)

>>54491509
Certainly dont trade everything for monero and leave the usa

>>54491762
>another dick
Yes, hire a PI, have him tail your wife for a few months.

>>54491815
best of luck in the future to you

>>54491824
>tails boot usb+VPN
My nigga. You might just make it doing shit like that. Also, get a 2nd secret burner phone to talk to your lawyer on. They're going to get a full image of your regular one as part of the subpoena.

>>54491586
Thank you for your service anon

>>54491509
>>54491548
youve got a fuckin kid? fake that you love this woman and act like she's your oneitis. and act very hurt when she drops it on you. she, beign a woman will post some horny pic of her and her new man/toy/whatever when you guys separate. Judges frown on that shit big time. don't ask me why. i dont know. almost as much as if you had her on camera fucking other men.

>>54491719
Would 100% confirm OP was "mentally unstable, irresponsible" in court. Judge would look like picrel and order the difference lost to be re-instated over time through a payment plan. Not a good idea

>>54491832
if she really is like that, so be it. i dont need her then if it turns out like this

>>54491832
She could have had men much better looking and probably richer than me. For 11 years she stayed by my side. We have a son together. He's 7 now. I don't know why she's picked now to do this, I thought things were going just fine desu. I'm in shape, i'm good with money, we don't have any debt that cannot be instantly paid back etc. We don't fight. I don't understand what i'm supposed to have done. Probably she did find someone else. Shit now I have to make up excuses to not see her / have sex with her too. Think a business trip might be in order while I can talk to the lawyers.

>>54491509
Everything physical, lose it.
Lose it in a "robbery" on the street, lose it in a "boating accident". Become "addicted" to gambling. Be seen in a local casino. Lose it to bets. Become a "drunk", give it away to "Friends". In other words, become an "untrustworthy" person of infavorable moral character. In the meanwhile store it with family or friends you would take a bullet for. Don't tell them what it is. Just a precaution because of threats etc.

Your digital assests that are not in Monero right now are burned. Don't try to switch these. They are gone. It will be a 50% loss at best depending on the age of your Child. Do not try. You will get fucked over.

That being said your position is better then mine. You know more then I do. Use this to your benefit. This is a battlefield and the opposing general showed his plans. Remove all the love from your heart. Your Child and you are all that matter now.

In that case she might already be cheating. So run and man in the middle attack on your own network, easy to do. Then when you find evidence of tinder in the network take that to a lawyer with grounds for divorce.

With no money you keep you can buy SHADE and pump my bags.

>>54491509
its over, why the fuck did you not sign a prenuptial agreement?

>>54491876
>we don't fight
maybe thats the problem. women need drama to feel fulfilled. she doesn't actually want to be happy in the relationship she wants excitement and chicks are excited by the kind of dumb bickering we just find annoying.

>>54491909
I didn't have anything to my name when we married, I inherited most of my wealth and made the rest after being married through stocks etc.

>>54491548
>Plus then I'd have to disappear to Asia or something.
And thats a good thing friend! Might also consider some places in Mexico or Costa Rica.

What is holding you in the US exactly, lets be honest? If you move to Thailand your 2.2m will be worth like 22m over there. You will easily find a new wife if you want to and you wont have to work another day in your life. You could literally spend the rest of your days fucking/marrying young thai pussy, sipping drinks on a paradise beach and living in a nice oceanview downtown condo with gym and swimmingpool for like 600$ a month. Make that a penthouse if you are willing to pay 1500$+ a month.

>If I say I lost it they'd say I was lying etc
But wheres the evidence though? Spend the next time building an alibi by gambling smaller sums in local casinos daily, make sure to have atleast 2-3 online crypto casino gambling accounts, pretend to develop a alcohol addiction, always keep liquor around, go talk to a shrink about it. Pretty much you want it to look like you lost control over your life and developed a huge gambling and alcohol addiction.

Then just liquidate your assets, "lose" the money because you are an irresponsible alcoholic gambler who is seeing a shrink about it, and bounce to Thailand to "recover".

Either that or just accept that your wife is going to rob you blind and take pver 1m from you

>>54491509
shit larp

>>54491917
you can still make an agreement that would save your future assets. did you think you were gonna own nothing forever?

>>54491824
oh so this is a 100% larp cool

>>54491919
>What is holding you in the US exactly, lets be honest?
What about his kid ?

>>54491880
>Your Child and you are all that matter now.
I agree with the sentiment, but keeping the child's love is going to be S+ tier difficulty with the mom poisoning his mind.

>>54491909
better than nothing, but it won't override the law. When you get married, you may as well be signing a pact with the devil.

>>54491921
K
>>54491932
Didn't think I'd become a millionaire (at least if I sold the properties). no. but you're right, and well, it's done now. Good advice for the future anons ITT
>>54491946
would you discuss this without being safe about it? You can believe what you want to I suppose.

>>54491509
There’s nothing you can do except prepare anus. Shouldn’t have married a western woman.

>>54491656
>>54491571

Dude, you already have a history of crypto gambling and she doesnt even know that you know. Like, you hold all the cards dude.

Its only "weird" if you "lose" the money after she files for divorce. But if it happens before, you literally have the best of alibi. You know, peoples lifes go downhill all the time because of gambling addictions...

Consider
>>54491919

One thing you may consider doing, again after consulting w/ a lawyer, is putting a lot of liquid assets that could be targeted into a trust fund that is dedicated to your kid. Could be a way to make those assets untouchable.

>>54492010
This is a good idea. Kid has a trust fund already, I can put more money in it. But am also going to need somewhere to live, something for myself too, will no doubt need to take kid places too and do things just me and him and would like to have funds to do that.

>>54491945
The feminist judge is gonna give the kid to the wife anyway and he will end up paying alimony without even seeing his kid while she rides cock

>marries
>to gold digger
Hiw could this happen?!

>>54491509
>getting married in the USA in the year of our lord 2023

why do you mutts keep doing this

>>54491509
The best thing you could do is...
Find a friend with a business. Let him charge you x amount of money. Maybe something house related, a fictitious service etc, maybe get some more friends who are like that (make damn sure they will pay You in cash though! And try not to make it look suspicious. - get a lawyer, the best/well known who is also sleazy, ask him wtf to do. Bonus point: Offer to pay for his services with your art (for the consultation of wtf to do to move the money and in advance for the divorce) Get rid of the silver and all movable shit, move it to a friend yesterday and make up a story. If she has evidence of the art you fucked it up. Go through her phone, hide any owners certificate

>>54491509
Why is she alive?

>>54491768
This knowledge is only to be used on the deserving of women, or if they get uppity lol

>>54491548
Move crypto and accumulate. Make another key/wallet with some funds just for show, she probably isn't tech savvy.

>>54491947
I understand your sentiment too. But OP can't do that. He has moral, legal, theological, philosophical and scientific to care of his Child. Let alone sociological ones. Right now he should defend his property the best he can.

>>54491638
Divorce her first and you win.
Simple as.

>>54491912
Shut the fuck up.

>maybe that’s the problem
Op like almost every man isn’t perfect; the problem is women not that he didn’t fight enough with her you brain dead retard nigger.

>>54491759
If you hide it off your property it is no longer your property

pay your utilities bills several years in advance lol

why would you marry anyone who isn't a devout Christian? It's like you're asking for this.

>>54491509
Everything into Monero and flee the country. You know that this is the way.

>>54492143
yes, the problem is women and that women need drama and want to fight and grow bored in a relationship without fighting. its an issue

Step 1. Move it to crypto
Step 2. Move to a country that does not extradite
Alright its done.

>>54491868
OP this answer is correct and beyond my capability in wisdom to come up with
thanks fren, will remember this if I ever need it, hoping i dont...

You’re supposed to have your own family lawyer that you’ve known and eaten dinner with on special occassions since you were a kid that prepares you for this day since you turn age 18.

Marriage is like the cold war between the US and the Sovietunion the only thing preventing it from actually happening is both sides being prepared and mutual destruction being guaranteed.

If she knows you have all your pieces in position in the case of a divorce and that she wouldnt gain anything from it she will respect you more and not even consider it.

>>54491509
Separate your accounts as much as possible. Hide your crypto if you can. Unfortunately, it's mostly too late to do much already. Get a lawyer and be sure it's a good one

>>54491509
Sell the car but lease the exact same model

>>54491868
Thanks fren. Will act accordingly and surprised and hurt when she blurts it out. I wonder when she plans to do that.
>>54492188
Am looking at Thailand. Don't know about extradition etc. But I would like to still see my son. Not sure how that could work. If I had no son, I'd be gone rn.
>>54492209
>Marriage is like the cold war between the US and the Sovietunion
feels like it now yes.

>>54492318
We only have one joint account. And there's only money for bills in there. All my money are in accounts controlled by me and almost all of them require either my phone or google 2FA etc. She is a second cardholder on my amex gold tho. Will need to put a stop to that but how, it will tip her off I know something. Guess I can ask amex to reduce the credit limit.

>>54491509
>Use good opsec and create your own BSC shitcoin
>Go to casino, blow some money and get very drunk
>The next morning, put as much cash as possible into your shitcoin
>Rugpull self
>Move shitcoin money using monero into a btc wallet somewhere not associated with you or any accounts at all
>Act paranoid and go sell some physical assets a a pawn shop
>Pay debit/cash for general expenses during this time
>Go to therapist and tell therapist you have been drinking and gambling because you love your wife but think that you may be a woman and are very stressed because of it
>Consult with every good lawyer in the area for a one time free consultation

When she divorces you, it will look like you had some mental issue due to being trans and started gambling and gambled all your money away. She won’t have nearly as much left to take. She also won’t be able to go to the lawyers you consulted with.

>Once the divorce settlements and everything are finalized, debtmaxx more as much as you can to buy as much crypto you can SEPARATE FROM YOUR SHITCOIN RUGPULL MONEY. Put almost all your money in crypto.
>Move to Mexico, Colombia, or Thailand. Maybe even Russia if you are able. Get a new 18 year old wife and never deal with American roasties ever again.

You may or may not want to do this if you have kids with her. Either way Timmy will probably hate you and become a tranny no matter what and Tiffany will have an OnlyFans. Good luck and don’t get scoped by some puta in Colombia. Use https://chicacheck.co/ if you go to Colombia and don’t be the simp faggot that got you into this mess in the first place.

This is all satire by the way don’t actually do this haha this would be illegal haha.

>>54491509
>>54491868

this, I would speak with a lawyer and initiate the divorce first beat her to it. also pay chad to run opps on her socials b/c she's probably a cheater, make her look really unfaithful this will help in court.

>>54492322
Oh, and if you do text her, only do so at times that show "angel numbers" like 2:22, 3:33, 11:11 etc. This will add to the mindfuck thst she will not be able to cope with.

Definitely also tell her in passing that an ex, messaged you out of the blue and said that she missed you. 100% a lie, and your wife still wants to leave you... but now that you say shit like that, a woman cannot give up on her real estate when she feels threatened by another female (fictitious or not).

All this plays into divorcing her first. Learn to play the game with these bitches, sometimes thwy deserve this shit

>>54491509
Convert it some of it to crypto, send it through a couple of mixers and store it in a privacy powered wallet and come home crying that you bought crypto and your wallet was hacked. You can even report it to the police and wish them good luck finding it.

>>54492366
>Go to therapist and tell therapist you have been drinking and gambling because you love your wife but think that you may be a woman and are very stressed because of it
This is the key to the entire thing.
You ARE a woman OP.

>>54491561
>. Plus, monero
Based.

>>54492374
kek based. thanks.
>>54492375
am talking with him tomorrow, will float the idea see what he says.
>>54492526
kek this is so retarded that it might actually work

>>54492357
Either lower the credit limit enough so it can't really hurt you, or, make her the primary signatory on the account.

>>54491509
Post her tits or thats a larp

Send every penny you own to XMR. Declare a wallet hack and massive financial loss to the IRS. Go to a doctor and get diagnosed with clinical depression for sympathy points for when she takes you to court. Have receipts for everything. Play the victim card wherever you may. Identify as a troon if you have to. If you try to play fair, the courts will divorce rape your ass into the ground. Get ahead of the curve and get a (male) divorce attorney to start mapping out your next steps

How do you feel about giving your women complete power in the legal system, honkaloid?

>>54491709
The lawyers can't exactly trace all the crypto transactions if it is well played. You just need monero and a couple of mixers and zkp based platforms, make it look like a professional stole your seedphrase while you were drunk and just made all the crypto "disappear"

>>54491509
There's nothing more pathetic than a divorced man, unfortunately the work to protect your assets must be done BEFORE you marry the woman, not after.

>>54491509
Put it all in bitcoin and hide the seed.

I was lucky I was just broke, no kids, and she ghosted so I just had to pay to get it annulled.
I hate the bitch but it could have been worse.

>>54491946
I told you he's a fucking time wasting spamming tranny troll the more you nigers keep responding to him is his greenlight to keep making these fucking spam threads, learn to recognize patterns and behavior, samefaggotry and otherwise.
The only real threads worth responding to at the ones with only a few replies over the course of the day.

Because it's not some nigger tranny like Op just larping for yous.

>>54491509

Predending to lose your bitcoin seed seems like a pretty low IQ plan.

I'd:
>buy eth
>create a bunch of NFTs, cover your tracks while doing so: use VPN etc
>make sure it's something your wife hates, e.g. MEGA trump pictures or young anime sluts or some crap
>buy the NFTs for all your ETH, congrats, now you've greenwashed your money

When she finds out it's a win win (for you), you have a atleast somewhat believable story why you hid it from her + it will make her rage that you're such a piece of shit + it will make her rage that instead of getting your money she gets jpegs from shit she hates instead

Kek at faggots ITT making it "look" like someone stole it. Bitch is divorcing you and you are acting like an eunuch. I say do it like a man: liquidate everything, put it in monero, laugh in a judge's face, do or do not jail time in some shithole for a while, leave for better life in a better country (UK sucks anyway). Grow a fucking pair and stop worrying about everything. Your ancestors would be let down.

>>54491551
Why'd you skip this one? Particullarly the nudes part? Is she hot? Let me see that slit

The real answer here is an irrevocable trust

and posting her nudes to feel like youve won. Don't listen to anyone telling you to flee leaving your fucking son to be raised by her. Niggers all throughout this board.

>>54492922
This
Don't leave your son to be raised/abused by a single fucking mother.

The only nudes I have of her are when i'm inside her. don't think you all want to see that. Also, they're uh, kinda kinky, like she's into latex and stuff.
>>54492947
yeah not if I can help it. Thankfully little dude thinks i'm the more fun parent.

>>54492992
>kinda kinky, like she's into latex and stuff.
No I really really need to see them, anon. Use catbox or something. Please.

>>54492166
>>54492947
>>54492992
>>54493018
All the samefaggot bumping his attention thread.
kys

>>54493029
fuck off you absolute nob cunt. if you don't like it, why do you keep fucking posting. go back to your xbox little boy.

>>54491509
>invites the state into his personal relationships
>wonders why the state's boot is so far up his ass now
GOLLY GEE GOSH, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

>>54491509
>>54491824
haven't had to think about this but concerning crypto assets
>get the Railway wallet
>create a new wallet
>pay the fee (0.25%) to get your funds shielded on the private 0zk network where your transactions cannot be traced on the public chain
>privately swap what you have into whatever that chain's gas/main currency is (ETH/BNB/MATIC etc.)
>unshield the now liquid funds into a new, fresh Railway address and then send it to a non-KYC exchange
>buy Monero (using LocalMonero is another option) and then send it to a fresh custodial wallet of your choice
all under your Tails etc. setup. you will lose some money through this process ofc but not as much as you would otherwise... plus you'd need a story of where it all went but that's had a few suggestions already.

>>54492992
We def wanna see that, post a few, bonus points for her face

leave the country? buy a house somewhere and sell lot of your valubles at home.

tell your work has you relocating for awhile. then you just cut communications after awhile.

>>54493038
Because I'm exposing your bullshit you faggot tranny nigger lover, you don't have a kid you live with your mom, you've been banned from doordash and grubhub for asking for too many refunds, you spend 15 hours a day on here farming attention for no other reason than to feed your narcissism.
K i l l y o u r s e l f t o d a y o r y o u a r e a p e d o p h i l e f a g g o t c r i m i n a l s c u m

>>54493142
and what about my son? leave him to be raised by his mother?
>>54493155
you need help, mentally ill faggot. stop posting on my thread you absolute nigger.

>>54493166
Stop spamming the fucking catalog bagelkike I know it's fucking you, you make the same fucking replies in every single farm thread.
You're unhinged as fuck and I hope to god someone arrests your hairy jewish ass on live TV while you're mom is taking BBC in the background screaming GOD YES I HATE THAT FUCKING NIGGER

>>54493178
Told ya, fucking bagelkike yesterday everyone made fun of him so today he changed tactics and is making these bullshit larp threads again, he did the taco bell anon where he was begging for money after roping everyone into his time wasting thread.
When you piss him off he starts spamming the catalog with chud shit like fucking clockwork.

>>54491548
Get the kid to take your side. That's the secret to legally BTFO'ing her.

>>54493182
You are full on retarded child. Go fuck yourself, go play detective elsewhere. You haven't got a fucking clue about anything, you think i'm some burger faggot i'm not. I've never even been to your country. Now kindly, kys. and leave us the fuck alone you nonce.

>>54493182
>accuses others of being a kike while screaming about niggers cucking anon’s dad
Fag.

>>54493219
>>54493213
>Frantically spamming his alt ID's while spamming the catalog
Fucking unhinged fat jewish faggot.
Go post your small cock in the bathtub now.

ignoring the child faggot . and no more yous for retards.

>>54491548
Get the kid to say that she hits you and him. Buy him a car and shit if you have to. If the kid is a boy and older than 14 make sure he knows you’ll be a cool dad.

>>54493252
kek solid plan. i was concerned she'd pull that one on me too. Say I was abusive or some other bs. thankfully i have a clean record. Have also set the CCTV on the inside of our home to record to the cloud too now.

>>54493251
>>54493252
>>54493273
>NO MORE YOUS
>I NEED THIS
sound familiar?
Fucking nigger.

>>54491771
Cute.

>>54491509
>£
i'm so sorry anon

>>54493309
How I know it's the currynigger.
He's so fucking retarded it hurts, now he's spamming the catalog with the same thread again and already had 3 spam threads pruned.
He's unhinged, he needs attention now only provide it in the form of telling this kike to fuck off.

secretly steal her phone and destroy it. only good can come of that. trust me

>>54491509
I have a feeling you’re gonna make it

>>54493358
thanks fren. most people have been very helpful this evening. appreciate it.

>>54493358
>>54493374
>1pbitd iphone nigger bump
Kill yourself faggot.
I'm literally gonna respond with this every single time you bump this thread until you go away.

>>54491509
Sounds like you're fucked. Know how to do a murder/suicide?

>>54493410
not happening man. would rather be penniless.

wow biz truly is filled with pieces of shit

>>54491509

Is she white? Are you guys atheists or something? I feel so bad for anyone marrying brainwashed (((white))) women nowadays. Did you cheat on her?

>>54491509
Accidents happen. I'm sorry for your loss.

>>54493458
She's white yes. I'm atheist she's orthodox Christian. Did not cheat on her, not once. Never wanted or needed to. Feel like I want to now, but better play it cool and not give her any ammunition.

>>54492992

Have you thought about fucking some sense into her, and calling her out on what you overheard? You should save your marriage. Divorce will doom your son.

>>54493467
>>54493460
>>54493455
>>54493420
You really do enjoy spending all day here making up stories don't you.

Ask me how I know who you are, and how I know you're lying.
You won't though because you would rather post on an alternate device and respond to yourself than be belittled by real anons here.

>>54493467

It feels like you’re giving up pretty fast on the marriage. Is it because you crave younger women?

>>54493496

Post pics of his “wife” kek

>>54491509
Anon just focus on the prime pusssy you are now allowed to fuck guilt free.

>>54493492
>Have you thought about fucking some sense into her,
honestly i don't want to go anywhere near her at the moment. I had kinda wanted to discuss it yes. Will talk it over with the lawyer.
>>54493515
I don't want to be near any woman right now. I suppose I now have trust issues. I would prefer to not get divorced, but honestly seems to me like she's already started the ball rolling. I doubt she would lie to her best friend about it if it weren't true. But i've heard nothing yet and she still smiles and acts like nothing has changed

>>54493515
>>54493492
>>54493458
How about taking a giant fucking nigger dick right up your juicy tight white asshole pumping veiny cum deep inside of you pump after pump while the price of bitcoin pumps with every thrust.
Leaving you gaped and wanting more BBC, so you pop on grindr and make a profile
>sissy for gangbang DARK MEAT ONLY
>location sent upon proof of BBC

And you're entire night you get filled every square inch of your hotel room covered in black cum, niggers walking in and out like it's a liquor store and EBT just hit.

>>54493530
Nigger nigger nigger Nigger nigger nigger Nigger nigger Nigger nigger nigger Nigger nigger nigger Nigger nigger nigger Nigger nigger nigger Nigger nigger nigger Nigger nigger nigger Nigger nigger nigger

And just like that suddenly all the sympathetic 1pbitd posters and OP disappeared.
This board would be dead without niggers like myself fucking with these spamming attention whores.

Now he's making more threads.

Not read the thread and don't really care.
But this webm will apply to >90% of all existing and future marriages until such a time society collapses and rebuilds.

>>54491509
Loans on all of your assets and put the money into monero which you will lose in a boating accident, let her have half the debt

>>54493768
christ that was depressing.
>>54493787
i have some already, can do more, but how to exchange fiat for monero without having some sort of paper trail of where the fiat went to ?

>>54491876
You sound stable and boring, she needs excitement and thrills, the whole alphafucks betabucks conundrum: she sees you as a provider

Use crypto. Say you lost it. use the laws of physics in your favor. They may know you're lying but they won't be able to do anything about it. maybe they'll garnish your wages but that's better than them taking (over) half of everything.

>>54493824
>spams catalog with 10 new threads leaving this and his 1pbitd replies behind.
>comes back to respond
Kill yourself nigger, if you keep reading my words maybe you will actually do it.
Your imaginary wife (mom) will be sooo upset she doesn't have to wash your dirty underwear anymore while you spend 20 hours a day on /biz/

>>54493871
>stable and boring
You're probably right. I don't really give a fuck about shouting woooooh and getting drunk and throwing up in the streets and punching some chud in the back of the head. Would much rather go on holiday somewhere nice, explore, go hiking or camping. Guess i'm boring. But she must have been bored for quite a while and has only just decided now?

>>54491509
Liquidate your assets, buy stablecoins, open two to three DeFi wallets send the stables through those DeFi wallets, and then stake the stables on yield aggregators like SpoolFi which will help you route your funds among several yield protocols.
Claim that you bought crypto and had it all stolen from you. Show them the first DeFi wallet and the transaction history, they can try to trace it but it won't be possible.
Stay a year after the divorce, unstake your stables, get your money and the yield on it

>>54491509
theres only one way but Ch*tw**d won't allow me to mention it

>>54493876
they can definitely throw you in jail in pretty much anywhere in the developed world. How long? Depends on how much you claim to lost Is it worth it? your call

>>54492590
Based solution there with XMR, even IRS can't track those.

>>54492357
A credit card account doesn't matter since it doesn't have any money in it. There's not a huge debt in it is there?

>>54492375
>initiate the divorce first beat her to it
This is a divorce, not a gold rush. Initiating the divorce just makes you look bad. Much better to have her initiate to look like a heartless bitch who doesn't love her husband who still loves her.

Also, OP, hire a PI to follow her and see if she is having an affair.

>>54491509
Liquidate everything and send to XMR wallet

>>54494342
Nice plan I must say, especially seeing that you suggested staking stables on that yield aggregator.
That should help protect the stables from inflation

>>54494570
>Also, OP, hire a PI to follow her and see if she is having an affair.

THIS 100%

Sorry to hear this OP.

Gentlemen, it's a serious matter. If you live in the west do not get married, do not have children, and ideally do not co-habitate.

>>54491678
You can unironically do this right now before the divorce filings. Any manouver you wanna do to hide assets should be done *now*. Then, file for divorce. Bonus points if you get more from her than she gets from you because you went broke just before divorcing

>>54491509
Can you donate to a trust which exists for you and delay the divorce for more than a year?
The longer a trust has kept your money and the more difficult it will be to claw back.

>>54491509
Was that dry ass pussy worth it?

>>54493539

Damn nigga. You gay

>>54492366
Your order for buying your own shitcoin might just get sandwiched

>>54491509
Have her commit suicide by getting shot in the back of the head twice, your only real option if she’s hell bent on fucking you over.

>>54491509
>financially minded
>married
pick one

>>54494570
Retard alert. Initiate divorce so you can consult with all the best divorce attorneys so they cannot take her as a client anymore.

>>54491509
put it all in trust

>>54493539
I find myself wondering what would possess a man to type such things.

>>54491509

What if you liquidate all your assets and pay your taxes several years in advance?

accident happens

>>54493910
>Would much rather go on holiday somewhere nice, explore, go hiking or camping

The sounds pretty nice, your son will appreciate that even if your wife does not.

>>54496730
This

>>54491509
Hate to hear that lad. As far as protecting everything you own, it sounds like you’ve already got a lot of it like the PMs and art covered. Those can easily be hidden. As far as your crypto, monero is about as safe as it gets. It won’t pump big time or anything, but that is the least of your worries. If she knows about your crypto, definitely shove a huge portion of it into XMR on a separate wallet and keep it at your parents for the time being with the rest of your PMs and art. Basically when your forced to show a lawyer what you have in crypto, all they should see is some XRP and random binance shitcoins.

>>54491509
Anon. First step is a divorce lawyer ASAP.
Next thing you want to do is surprise her in the next day or two with a BIG trip scheduled in like 6 months. Why? Because she’s a greedy cunt and will delay for the experience. This will give you time to maneuver. Consult with the divorce lawyer on what to do. Part of your ruse might be to protect assets by moving them offshore. For example, part of your trip might be that you bought a vacation rental in America and then moved it into a trust. Which basically makes it impossible to get at.
Next, go bang some hoes.

isnt it too late for OP? no prenuptial agreements

liquidate and washtrade everything you own into monero right now, say you lost everything to a DeFi gambling addiction

>>54492670
>hide the seed
He already hid the seed. He literally said he has a son in the OP

>>54497121
either a deep unconscious longing that needs projecting because the psychic weight is becoming to much, or a black person who tries to reinforce his weak selfesteem through constantly referencing the imaginary bbc meme online

>>54491509

Transfer all or most of your money to a family member you trust. Make family member sign a contract he owes you that amount for extra protection. Give him the money to pay the taxes associated with this.

Give family member a cut for doing this too


Divorce, after divorce, have funds be transferred back

Might all be legal

>>54492035

Put all your money in your kid's trust fund

Tell him to give him some of that money later so you can live

Both of you join together in your hatred for your wife

>>54491509
1. Liquidate anything you can bear to liquidate that she could take.
2. Create a new monero wallet, don't let ANYONE see the sneed phrase.
3. Send your money to the new wallet.
4. Tell the state (and that bitch) you made an "accidental transaction" and the money is gone.
5. If they press further, tell them to shove it.
If you act fast, there's nothing they'll be able to do. Offramping may be tricky, but it'll be worth it. Monero is literally designed to prevent government interference.

>>54491753
This
But also I lost my passwords works if you just destroy your phone and lose access to some shit.

Better put up that act before she divorces you though.

And move to a different country before you access any of the crypto again and get a new job so it looks like your supposed to have it and divorce her first.

>>54493555
are you his wife lol why are you so upset

>>54491509
Make an accident happen.

>>54491509
its too late bro, you should've prepared way before you got married.

>>54495829
If he initiates the divorce his kid will fucking hate him.
She will tell the kid that this is all daddy's fault because daddy is the one that started the divorce and technically she will be correct.
Kid will never know about that secret phone call you heard and if you try to tell him about it years later you'll just sound like a schizo. You'll already be the bad guy in his head canon.

>>54492992
>Thankfully little dude thinks i'm the more fun parent.
You have to understand something.
You might be the fun one but little boys love their mothers.
She might seem like the biggest bitch on the planet to you now but she is still his mom and always will be.
All the revenge fantasies anons are telling you to enact on her is just going to make him hate you. Unfortunately you are probably just going to have to take a beating here and let her be the bad guy if you want to maintain some relationship with your son.

>>54491509
Can you sign away your assets to someone else for X period of time? Maybe this will work.

>>54491509
It’s cheaper to keep her anon. Why has your marriage gotten to this point? Take the MBTI (16 personalities) and the love language quiz together. It will teach you more about each other than the x amount of years you’ve been together. You’ve obviously worked to get to where you are, why give up now?

>>54491530
I'll take the first option, looks smart, and XMR is ok crypto, and I think considering a blockchain built for decentralized identities, rights, and assets will be handy.

>>54491571
Talk to a lawyer, get legal advice, take some given here, and discuss it with your legal adviser, then if you'll take a crypto option, make sure you take the ones that are decentralized to the core, with well-decentralized identity and asset.

>>54491919
>You could literally spend the rest of your days fucking/marrying young thai pussy, sipping drinks on a paradise beach and living in a nice oceanview downtown condo with gym and swimmingpool for like 600$ a month.

There must be a catch in there, I refuse to believe this is possible. I think the country must be bad or something, like bad internet, high crime rates or just poor quality of life outside of the condo. What the fuck? Can you get this if you only speak english?

>>54491509
put all your crypto on a hard drive and bury it somewhere. then after the divorce you get citizenship in a country that doesn't extradite too the country you live in. afterwards you go back, dig up the drive, take it back into the new country, and sell everything so you can have some capital too start a new life there. she might try too use the courts too take this stuff but since the country you are in won't extradite you the courts can't do shit as long as you stay in that country.

>>54493876
Start acting broke on time, plan this with a lawyer, tape the house, and play the victim. Could win everything, including child custody. Get into well-decentralized crypto niches, or better still, one with a user-to-user utility so as to protect transaction history.

I'll never understand richfags who decide to become simpbands. Like dude, why did you marry someone who just wanted you to be her wallet? Let me guess, you're ugly as fuck? possibly manlet or fat? lmfao.

meanwhile guys like me are (comparatively) broke as fuck and still have multiple hoes we're smashing.

>>54499705
very well thought out, relatively foolproof plan.

>>54497200
They could still track where his assets went, can't they? Best he moves everything to crypto so that his identity can't be traced to it, a decentralized identity crypto ecosystem would suffice, claim all assets were lost, then leave the country for a few years.

>>54491509
Just go play some Minecraft

>>54492375
>make her look really unfaithful this will help in court.
sweet summer child

>>54494570
>>54494984
Just do not get caught using a PI because it will not look good in court