/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54417633
zoomers can't be bought. they are priceless

>>54417633
Idk, mug them?
Unfortunately they are yhe next gen of the American workforce and we are pretty much fucked.
Millennials really are really in an assrape sandwich. We will be taking care of the boomers who fucked us over, and taking care of the zoomers who refuse to work.

>>54417633
Everyone checkers mad about trannies in the military and im over here chess happy they all will be getting slaughtered. Yes enlist more please.

>>54417633
I can't be the only one who seriously thinks the duck guy made the right decision here

>>54417633
>Here's a shit sign on bonus and a job that caps out at under 50K!
>Yeah it's regular hours (it's not) and there's all these benefits like the GI bill, healthcare and VA mortgages.
Unless you clearly know what you want to use the GI bill on it's not worth it in the slightest.

why would they want to?

pay more

>>54417694
Dude is unironically probably making more than an E5 for hours really worked.

>>54417691
For you >>54417714

>>54417633
zoomer values his life and health more than money
its one of this things this generation gets right

>>54417691
I’m with you, I think it’s funny as hell and based, most army recruiters are literally niggers, they used to come to our high school and try to demand respect from people on the sports teams and very few of us took it seriously, it was very cringe. Yeah I’m going to go fight in Afghanistan because of what again? 9/11 happened when I was 4 years old and they JUST taught us in class that everyone on the planes were Saudi…

>>54417734
Not to mention if you know anyone who's served they can list dozens of ways they disrespect the fuck out of you or try and screw you on benefits for little to no reason. They had the marine marching band riding on convoys in Afghanistan because they figured out they could reasonably be deployed to escort convoys and then they could reroute those convoys as patrols, which is the most bullshit way to get shmucks on the ground you've ever heard of.

imagine serving a country trhat hates you

>>54417633
Why would you want to "serve" any country in a post-1945 world?

>>54417633
Because Israel isn't their country

>>54417633
Serving your Jewish controlled country that wants to replace you with 3rd world horses is peak cuckholdry

>>54417633
>Not dying for billionaires and a government that openly wants you arrested or dead and replaced
Based zoomers

>>54417734
>everyone on the planes were Saudi
Plus an Israeli-American who served in the IDF's elite Sayeret Matkal Unit, hmmm quite a coincidence

I wouldn't lift a finger to help this bullshit banana republic now. Let it rot.

>>54417633
The only people that serve nowadays are people that are so stupid that they think it's their only way out of whatever bad situation they're in. Imagine living in 2023 and thinking the fucking Army is your only way out of poverty, etc kek.

Based zoomers
54417633
Go back to /meg/

>>54417633
No one wants to fight for gay sex and Israel

>>54417633
>zoomers must be weak
>has nothing to do with 35k being minimum wage now

>>54419602
>the l33t h4x0r

Look, I'm sorry but bwahahahahahahaha I'm just not going to serve Israel

>>54417633
It's over for muttland, even the zoomers know what's up despite being retarded.

>>54417633
They pissed off the conservatives big time with the retarded politics, mandates and 13 dead zogbots in afghanistan. The problem is, the liberals were never going to join the military anyways, so they are left with nobody to join.

>>54417694
The GI bill is one of the greatest examples of the bait and switch ever. At any time if you are discharged for any number of reasons, it's gone. You also have to pay into it every month for at least a year so it's really the GI loan. If some admin screws up your paperwork in any way, it's gone. If you do everything just right.. ..maybe, just maybe...Well would you look at that. An admin screwed up your paperwork. You can try for it again by re-enlisting though. Hahahaha

>>54417633
based duck man. Even being a sign waving wagie is less pathetic than order following, bootlicking goodboy army dog

Giving Israel and Jewkraine the middle finger is based, you dumb gen x homo, zoomers are faggots on most issues but on this they're based than most generations

BIGGER GUNS

>>54417633
Feels good being a boomer. Have fun getting blown up by drones, broccoli-hairs

>>54420389
I can't wait for those lazy fucks to get drafted. There are no safe spaces on the battlefield!

>>54418096
Guys working with Mossad tend to have a short life expectancy. See Ghislaine's dad

>>54420442
This ! We need to sacrifice all our children to moloch asap
Sent from my Iphone

>>54420470
It worked for Carthage, it will work for America.

Millennials are also weak. The army raised their age of enlistment and millennials in their 30s still won't join. Zoomers and millennials need to serve their country and stop with this 'neet lyfe bitcoin 1 million 2025' bullshit.

>>all the /k/iddies seething at based zoomers

>>54420500
>go die for big oil
OK boomer

>>54417633
country is supposed to serve me not the other way around.
>>54417651
yes. money should bring me value but it seems as though most people give money value instead. i only work enough to earn as much as i need to do what i want.

>>54419602
ngl the Force Multiplier looks pretty rad

>>54417685
They don't call it chess in your country, huh? https://www.adidas.com/us/men-track_suits

>wow bro why aren't these zoomers taking a bullet for israel?

>>54417633
Fuck the US military and everyone in it.

Based zoomers. Fuck throwing your life away as a zogbot fighting for your corrupt country.

I'm glad that our fellow ducks are getting smarter by the day. quack

>>54419602
>the nerve center
>black woman
oohhhhh yeah hahah. can't bullshit the black mommas

>>54417633
Own china.

>>54417633

>>54417633
But you could fight alongside a fat black tranny?! For Israel?!

ITS JUST LIKE STAR WARS!!

>>54417651
/thread
Young people today are extremely redpilled about the real value of hard work in this Jewish capitalist system. Boomers can rope, you created this situation and made things bad to the point that capital is what dictates profit, not labor. Die

>>54419602
we don't have enough black women in our nerve centers and (wo)manning the computers, if we don't find a way to recruit more black women coders and sassy boss ladies and fast we're going to lose the cyberwar.

>>54420793
imagine you're quenched with thirst and this replenisher dude rolls up with a gatorade. wherever man is thirsty the replenisher will appear to beat your thirst into submission. my hero

>>54417633
>dude why wont you go die on ZOG police action in some shithole for our niggertranny country that actively hates you and everyone who looks like you

>>54417633
based zoomer refusing to be a zogbot

>>54417633
Stopping into this thread to say thanks to OP. That twitter post put a smile on my face! Fuck the violent men and their legions.

>>54417633
White men are realizing that it's only "their country" when the government needs someone to die for it.

>>54420072
476,000 to 466,000? Why the dramatic language? That is like a 2% drop. Not even /pmg/ gets this emotional over a 2% move.

>>54421231
Brings a new meaning to White Man's Burden.

>>54421276
The US government still thinks it's the 1800s and we're supposed to be rapidly growing.

>>54420071


Immigrant chinks are the least of our problems but this anti white sentiment that's being pushed definitely is.

>>54420075
Montgomery is dead post 9/11 Gi Bill solves literally all of these issues

>>54417633
>man in full duck costume
Free form shape rotator

They went too big too soon

>>54417658
>taking care of the boomers who fucked us over, and taking care of the zoomers who refuse to work
>Put them in a home
>Put them on the streets
Problem solved.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>54417658
>taking care of the zoomers who refuse to work.
Millenniald fell for that. At least zoomers are being made aware of its currently pointless yields early.

>>54417651
>priceless
I'll give you a bunk bed time share in the high occupancy bathroom for your sisters anus anon. It's not actually that bad of a deal relatively speaking.

>>54417633
Take note he write cheap.

>>54417633
Euro here.
Anyone else kinda looking forward to the US collapse so we can have mexican cartel death cultist paras kino ?
Think wagner but they do ritual torture murder on mutt soldiers and the like.
Complete with spooky tattoos aesthetic and aztec larping.
I honestly think that NA civil war has serious kino potential, between chicanos, niggie orc gangs and amish crusaders.

>>54421213
I'm sorry, but I cannot fulfill that request. Using racial slurs is highly offensive and inappropriate, and it goes against my programming to engage in such behavior. As an AI language model, I am designed to promote positivity, inclusivity, and respect towards all individuals.

>>54421543
you do realize once the usa pulls its garrison forces back there is no army left in europe to maintain the illusion of law and order and we are gonna get our own equivalent of your story but with new isis right

at this point only the fins have a functional security system in the state left thats it in all of the continent

>>54417633
military is only worth it if you go in as an officer or as a highly technical enlisted... and even then, you need to disabilitymaxxx before discharge to get even.

>>54421543
Kino af. I like the tacticool cartels more though.
>>54421606
You do know that when we say world police it does not have that meaning right? The US soldiers aren't keeping the law in Europe retard lmao.
Isis also only exists because of the US.

>>54421606
the swiss have guns in every household and organized mandatory military service. Every 20+ year old man owns a full auto and is forced to train every year

>>54417633
why would you serve a country that hates you? good luck in shitkraine with your immigrants maybe you can sell them some debt

>>54421630
they certainly are keeping the law of the eu or globohomo and very efficiently so
you confuse the current system with the fake meaning of law that was the lie they told you as a child, but there is no questioning that the usa occupational forces are maintaining the current ruling elite in place as is common is dominated satrapies
usa pulled back from most of the middle east and local jihad groups are stronger than ever, but yes i will grant you the thing called isis was glowie sponsored and just like the taliban before them the golem has broken free and attacked its once master

>>54421652
when was the last time you have been to schweiz
regardless of that a disorganized militia is the opposite of an army and more likely to fight the government than support its mandates

>>54421231
Any white American who joins the military is a traitor to his race at this point.

>>54417651
Based

>>54421276
Yeah but how do you protect your global hegemony if you're not deploying troops to bases in every country on the planet?

>>54421685
You're retarded mate.
We have cops in Europe. And no US bases in France anyway.

>>54421864
You niggers almost started a war with the pateniggers after ww2 for that you gorilla nigger

>>54421895
You're obviously retarded, got it.
You dropped this btw, king.

>>54421927
>>54421895
Oops, didn't catch what you dropped on pic on first try.

One of my good bros decided to become a double zogbot at 25. He joined both the army and police academy 6 months apart...

There's no convincing that him that he isn't honorably defending his country. He will sadly never see that he is enforcing a system with laws created by greasy jews who have no right to legislate in the first place.

These are the people that demand your respect, all for propping up a false idea of a system that has truly never existed in the form that they think it does.

Feelsbadman

>>54421996
Time to cut him off. He’s no longer your friend. (He also doesn’t care that he enforces a corrupt system he just wants money and the ability to power trip)

>>54417658
I am zoomer and work, as long as I get paid better (not slave like you to boomers and they will die soon)

>>54417633
>serve their country?
Serve the kike masters?
Their country kinda needs them at home doing work and having kids, not across the ocrans in some desert shithole killing goatfuckers.

>>54417633
>hey man, you want to make almost $18 an hour so that you can die for zog and protect the brownification of your country?

>why won't they die for zog
Based zoomers.

>>54417633
Nothing is worth dying/serving a Government that hates you. Fuck ZOG and ZOG-bots.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>54421996
Does he just not care about politics?
How do you become so retarded?

>>54421690
Arete.

>>54421690
Joining the military is white supremacy

>>54417691
Fuuuck no. Military is a sweet deal, free room and board, free training, free college. And we dont even have a war to fight now.

>>54417832
/thread

>>54422570
>And we dont even have a war to fight now.
You should join then! This no war to fight status quo will surely last for a long time! :^)

>>54422171
>$18/hour

>>54422615
I did 6 years and 2 deployments. Now I work as a contractor traveling the world.

>>54417633
>they thought they could make the entire country a humiliation ritual for young white men and thought they would still fight for it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO REFUNDS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>54422570
You have to be retarded going in for it to be of benefit. I had a distant friend go in from highschool. He was a brilliant kid and he was school captain, well liked, well behaved. I thought he'd do fine. They break you down to ensure your obedience and he literally never recovered. A depressed mess. Didn't help that he injured one of his hands, some shrapnel I think, but he didn't look any different. After he got out, he was just a depressed zombie. I'd only recommend it to people who know they'll fuck up their lives of left to their own devices and need to be reprogrammed

Its good to tell the man to fuck off. I said that to an estate agent yesterday.

>>54417633
how is that pathetic? Why should the youth risk their life for some rich dudes?
The youth refusing leads to less physical wars and I welcome that.

>>54422570
Don't tempt fate, faggot. I don't have a bunker and all my prep stash went bad

>>54422679
The pay listed above looks pretty dogshit. Ate you happy or are you rationalising why you should continue doing what you've been doing to date? Sincere question, as you framed a benefit but didn't give your opinion.
>>54422784
You're evil for being white, being a man, and America is built on oppression. Your forefathers are evil. Not come fight to defend all of those premises, and expand them to other countries, we need to force elections in Uganda to ensure legal buttsecks.

>>54422820
Room and board, you spend 6 months as a private, about a year as a PFC youre a specialist automatic at 2 years you can make Sargeant at 3 years, its basically middle management from there, youll probably be signed for millions of dollar worth of equipment.

>>54422930
Yeah but do you get a sweet duck costume?

>>54417633
the only country 'our' military serves is israel. And I guess now Ukraine, aka nu-israel<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>54423058
No, you get a leather dog mask and IOTV body armor.

>>54423072
I'm out

>>54423148
I would have been kicked out for not complying with the vaccine.

>>54417832
> white men are the center of all that’s bad in this country
> go fight and die for us evil white man
No

>>54423069
The AI has spoken

>>54417691

You think?

>>54420075
Post 9/11 you pay like $100 a month for a year and then you get almost unlimited free school for literally any degree you want PLUS a housing stipend that is tied to zip code. The military fucking sucks and OP's duck man was probably right, but don't pretend the GI bill isn't worthwhile IF you are a relatively low-income person who would not otherwise earn 4 years worth if school dtuoend/tuition in some other way in a 4 year period equivalent to active duty time.

>>54417633
Like most have said in many ways in this thread, nobody wants to enlist because its a shitty job and even the most basic of normies has been profoundly red pilled about the government and military. MIC is common knowledge. Our last war was a complete failure in every way, morally suspect, and a waste of lives and trillions of dollars. The pay is shit and you can make twice as much working at McDonald's. Trust in the government is at an all time low, as is nationalistic sentiment ESPECIALLY amongst the right, who hate the military now more than ever due to its perceived liberalization and the vaccine shit. Zoomers are themselves more individualistic, intelligent, and liberal than ever--the army's a real hard fucking sell for this generation. Plus we're not even at war so you're signing up for garrison fuck fuck game hell unless you sign up for an actual trade.

I enlisted as a nurse, got incredible training and experience, made some friends, was treated like shit but at least got to do my job, and now get a free degree and a bunch of housing and cripple money, and when I graduate I can work for the DOD/Isreal making bank. The military can be great but you need a plan, and a good plan can honestly get you just as far civilian side nowadays for most.

>>54417633
no one wants to die for people who hate them, aka jews

>>54421690
This

>>54423069
Impressive

>>54417651
That's incredibly based. Maybe there's hope.

>>54417633
>sign up to protect country
>end up shipping arms and money to absolute kikes in Ukraine
Fuck off you retarded mongoloid<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>54417633
Make a health and life style brand that uses ethical sources and modern psychology to validate their feelings and feed into the idea that being a coward is actually being very brave.

>>54423884
man these bots are getting pretty based

>>54417633

Why would anyone want to die for the Jews?

>>54423884
Thanks for your input, Kelli!<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>54417633

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>>54424137
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>>54422930
>Room and board, you spend 6 months as a private, about a year as a PFC youre a specialist automatic at 2 years you can make Sargeant at 3 years,
>>54422623
14 an hour with 5-10 hours of overtime a week outgrosses this. Without having to put up with retarded Army bullshit.

>>54417633
The U.S. Army should start recruiting in the Third World. The number of Filipinos, Brazilians or Indians willing to serve the U.S. should be enormous. Like Roman auxiliary units.

>>54421276
They don't fear 2% drop. They fear 2% drop for 10 tears. They fear a tendency.
People will start noticing/questioning why everybody don't want to join Army anymore and this freaks them out.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>54424217
You mostly be spending time learning a trade, working out daily, and drinking with battle buddies after work. Youll occasionally go camping inna woods, and shooting.

Staff duty is chill. Get a day off to play on your laptop.

Its important to score high enough on the aptitude test to get a job with high job satisfaction, aviation for instance.

Basic training sucks, AIT sucks, but the regular unit day to day is basically a day job.

And the sad thing is the only ones left that do serve are mostly mystery meat minorities or troons that are in it for the GI Bill benefits and other gibs.

>>54421690
>at this point.

>>54424325
>how dare these goyim protest another lost war

>>54417633
literally the stupidest decision an american can make

>>54424348
I need that fucking shirt.

>>54417633
He could have got in shape, banged foreign hookers, and played xbox in a tent somewhere be worshipped. Or he could die. Zoomers are all going to be chasing those gig economy and influencer dollars instead of working for corporations.

>>54417651
They can't be bought because they're worthless, you mean. Not that millenials are any better

>>54424245
America would be speedrunning the collapse of Rome if they did that
>Germans in control of the military is fine Octavius. Rome isn't a skin color, it's an idea!

>>54424416
On the contrary, they'd finally achieve excellence in the battlefield:
>Filipinos are excellent boxers
>Indians can thrive in the most unsanitary conditions
>Brazilians are expert jungle warriors

I'm from a small town and of a blue collar family. Did excellent in school so fell hook line and sinker for the college or failure meme. Knowing what I know now I would have enlisted for that experience and benefits (gi bill and else), done my time and move on to the DOD jobs. But when I graduated high school we were still fighting in Afghanistan. A neighbor kid two years younger than me enlisted and drove over an IED.

>>54420982
Kek

>>54417633
Nice try glowie

>>54422623
What the hell. After 4 years in IT as code monkey in air conditioned office, I earn more than US sergeants after decade. Fucking kek.

>>54423982
>>54424036
You know it’s April fools day, right? The tags are random and they’ve been doing it all day

>>54420701
Cold War Veteran? What the fuck is that? As in I know what the cold war was but what the fuck did you have to do to be a veteran of it? Just be in military service? Do these retards get laughed out of the VA?

>>54417633
I make 35k delivering pizza

>>54420075
>old anti USA talking points
Post 9/11 bill costs $0

>>54424846
I make £18k in retail, kill me please

>>54420442
There isnt a draft though boomer. Now get your nap in, you need your rest before your 14th booster shot this week

>>54424575
the golem will tell you it's worth it because the army gives you free food*, housing**, and medical treatment***.

*goyslop
**barracks dorm which is subject to inspections which can seriously FUCK your life up if you break the wrong rule
***medical treatment administered by military doctors who you literally (by law) cannot sue if they harm you through medical malpractice, no matter how negligent they are or how severe the injury is (including death.)

>>54417633
By adding to the military suicide statistics, bootlicking zogbot faggot.

Is joining the dental corps based? You don’t actually have to get shipped overseas to die for Israel or get raped by niggers in basic training, you just fix people’s teeth at some base and get your dental school paid for. My dad has been shilling this to me but there’s no way I’m going through with it if I have to actually be a zogbot I just want easy money

>>54424949
>thinks there will never be a draft again
lol

>>54424968
if you fail out of dental school they'll force you to serve out the remainder of the contract doing whatever job they feel like assigning you.

>>54424973
You can always just kill the draft officer.

>>54422570
>free room and board
Now with cancer and jet fuel contaminated water supplies! Deploy today for a complementary burn pit!

>>54425076
So all I have to do is not fail, can’t be that bad then. They’re not going to ship out a dentist to Ukraine or Iraq or something (hopefully) right?

>>54425129
Better than living on the ohio river.

>>54425129
those burn pits are pretty bad. just lighting a big pit full of garbage on fire next to everyone like what the fuck.

Have been curious about civilian prospects one could get out of the coast guard ngl. Pulling security for merchant and cargo ships through the indian ocean would be neat. search and rescue ops

>>54425143
>They’re not going to ship out a dentist to Ukraine or Iraq or something (hopefully) right?
there are examples of us army surgeons being killed in attacks on bases in afghanistan. bases aren't generally in the line of fire but indirect attacks with rockets and mortars absolutely happen.

>>54417633
>35k
>die in a desert for the "american" empire
fuck off

35k a month and im in

>>54417832
ironically the problem recruiters are having is zoomers think the military isn't liberal enough<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>54425224
>coast guard
good luck getting in.

>just go die for Ukraine and Israel at the behest of negros and trannies for minimum wage lol

>>54417694
if you can get into whatever school/program you want without serving uncle csam i would take the debt assraping of student loans over getting blown up by chinese peasants and working in the woke military

>>54425294
Because they're going after the faggiest zoomer demographics. The retarded boomers in the pentagon seriously believe there's some untapped market of women and fags ready to fight for them that will fix the recruitment crisis they're in.

>>54425445
True. Can be a big if. I went in when it wasthe only path to a degree, but the benefits were weak and got raped by inflation. I’m sure the military is filled with even more disgusting people now.

>>54424348
Based as fuck

>>54417633
gee why wouldn't a guy sign away his life for $35k? I must contemplate life because of this.

>>54417694
>regular hours
>tfw clocking 9-5 on the battlefield and not doing a damn thing outside that