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We're excited to announce that we will deliver real staking, ccip and enterprise abstraction layer this year, as well as low latency oracles, deco, fss, mixicles, ocr2.0, swift poc, linkpool naas, node insurance, big banks partnerships, reputation systems, cbdc integration, quadratic security, smart derivatives with isda, cex por, new byzantine fault tolerant consensus mechanisms, direct revenue capture model instead of token dumps, dedicated oracle lanes on L1s, town crier, candid, integration with Oracle baas and 100 startups, docusign smart contracts, and a truly decentralized network with user SLAs and neet nodes instead of a 3/5 multisig. All of this by, yeah ermm, Q2 2023 at the latest. So keep holding my link marines.

>> No.54395743

WOW marinesthhhhhh!!!! Did you hear how much VALUE Link captures??? Holy HECK we’re gonna rich SOON (tm). Be right back, going BEAT off to a new infogra—ACK

>> No.54395787
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>>54395743
>YOU ARE LE BULGARIAN FUDDER YOU CAN'T SHITALK MY PREMINED RANK 24 KEKOLD TOKEN
stinkies do be really like that doe lmao

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>>54395787
>>54395743
>>54395260
kek samefagger

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>>54395804
You are a cuckold
You are in a cult
You are holding a shitcoin
You are losing sats/gwei/dollars

>> No.54398474
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Hey marines I just got my official chainlink swag pack!
Get yours today! But wait if you use my coupon code you will get a very BASED secret discount (only available for the basedest link marines) you'll get 15% off your swag pack! Wow!
Thats CHAINLINKGOD15
I repeat the code is CHAINLINKGOD15
Get your swag pack today! We are few, the bold, the proud, we are the link marines! Hurrah!

>> No.54398508

>>54398474
Stinkshitters are really like that lol

>> No.54398510

so you just stare at your phone all day and talk about Chainlink on 4chan, twitter and discord? huh

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>>54398510

>> No.54398561

staring at your phone all and changing filenames of pictures by randomly typing numbers

huh

>> No.54398567

>>54398510
Hes getting paid to shitpost from bulgaria while you do it for free, infact you pay sergey just for the honor of defending link

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>>54398561
>everyone FUDDING my shitcoins is....le same person!

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that's the best part, (You)re not even getting paid a single cent and you're not even from bulgaria

just a yet another top buying poorfag in a foreign country coping by literally talking about LINK on twitter, discord and 4chan at any point in time possible, all from his phone. most tweets don't even get a single like. all for free, yelling at an empty abyss. huh

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>>54398612
Gem

>> No.54398705

>>54398649
You seem quite upset and spend an unhealthy amount of time and effort into white knighting for link. Are you fearful or uncertain of your investment or something?

>> No.54398718

>>54398612
LOL saved
these chaincvck toilets are getting shat almost as much as sergey shits on them

>> No.54398786

>an unhealthy amount of time and effort
ironic

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>>54398612
Gemmed it up a bit for you

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>>54395260
>>54396791
>>54396802
>>54397511
>>54397990
>>54398761
>>54398811
>>54398872
>>54399472
>>54396712
>>54399673
>>54400353
sneed

>> No.54400949

>>54400790
That guy is more sexually active than all "linkmarines" combined.

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>>54400949
Fudders now defending a bbc coom brain…now all chasity cage and cuck posting makes sense. They considered getting cucked equal to getting sex

>> No.54401238

>>54400949
all chainniggers are broke incels and that guy fucks

>> No.54401669

>>54400984
lmao

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>>54395743
>BEAT off to a new infogra—ACK
BEAT off to this stinkie you fudder!!!
>Verification not required.

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>>54395260
delete this

>> No.54405811

YOOOOO UNCLE! Long time no see Michael how is that internet persona going?

>> No.54405821

Check the Link/BTC 15 minute chart btw guys. Its going fundamentally VERTICAL

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>>54405821

>> No.54405869

>>54395818
basedo chainlinkgod thank you king

>> No.54405898

Imagine going on 4chin crypto board to be a pathetic crypto fudder.
A life well spent right here

>> No.54406075

>>54405898
imagine simping for a failed crypto every day of the week on 4chinz fighting off da fudders and engaging in autistic circular conversations for hours daily, and all this for FREE

>> No.54406082

>>54405849
They dumped BTC again to stop it.... :-<

>> No.54406099

>>54406075
You wish someone was interested in your hourly nervous breakdowns, but nobody gives a shit really
>inb4 you answered my post therefore proved my point seething autistic simp
Just a friendly advice, do something else with your life. Otherwise when looking back in some years' time, it will be nothing but regrets

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>>54406099
>You wish someone was interested in your hourly nervous breakdowns, but nobody gives a shit really
>>inb4 you answered my post therefore proved my point seething autistic simp
>Just a friendly advice, do something else with your life. Otherwise when looking back in some years' time, it will be nothing but regrets
>I just don't give a shit
>gives a shit and a bump

1kEOY am I right fellow poors

>> No.54406123

>>54406099
>triggered
>sticks around to the thread so he can reply in minutes
>hurrr I inb4`d durr fudders rekt I don't care fudders rekt11!
kek the sheer irony is hilarious

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>>54395260
You bulgarians fud the price but we both know you fucks are too poor to buy a 1000 link suicide stack even at these low prices. That is how pathetic you guys are. In the future Bulgarians won't even be able to save up to buy a single link token.

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I as a real white person (not bulgarian) can make 10x what the average Bulgarian turkish rape baby can make in a day. Could you imagine the shame of being born Bulgarian? Knowing you are just a nation of turkish rape babies?

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>>54406145
>>54406163
>muh bulgarians!
>muh french!
>muh chinks!
>muh muh muh global conspiracy1!

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>>54406173
If you aren't Bulgarian just say 'I am not Bulgarian' in reply.

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>>54406163
>>54406177
>I as a real white person who invested all my lunchmoney into feeding a subhuman slav and jew am staying poor and that makes you seethe

>> No.54406478

Yet we still arent selling,why does that make you seethe

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>>54406478
this really riles them up

>> No.54406807

>>54406666
Er.....checked. You were too based for satanic trips so he gave you quads instead

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>>54406666
we're going back to $6.66 later today aren't we :(

>> No.54408754

>>54398474
I got mine for free, get fucked nerd

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>>54408575
AAAAH SERGEY BETRAY