/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54380323
the winner

INTC

Oh no a biotech company down 20% is one of my top 5 holdings. DCAing is a helluva drug.

inb4 crab

FUCKING FUCJING FUUUUUUUCK

I WANTED TO BUY MORE ENVX AND NOW ITS UP ALMOST 20 GODDAMN PERCENT AND I STULL WQNT TO BUY FUCKKKKKKM

FUCK ENOVIX

>Micron posts the worst loss in company history
>up 8%

>>54380374
That's not CRBP. CRBP is up 8% today.

tomorrow Biden will say that we aren't in a recession and that the market has never been stronger.

I AM FINANCIALLY CRABBING

friendly reminder that all bears are newfag plebs and should be mocked at every opportunity

>>54380393
who?

>>54380376
>she will never be able to breastfeed because she has fake tits
Kek, imagine not marrying a 2d girl.

>>54380382
It's because they were massively shorted in the few days leading up to earnings. R-right?

>>54380376
i don't respect women.

BUY BUY BUY BUY

Smelly dumb bobo scum

>>54380411
>marrying a 2d girl.

>>54380396

>>54380421
anon, that's a female bovine disguised as a man

>>54380421
Women aren't real idiot, stop falling for psyops.

>time to put you to work wagie!
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1679983669024882.webm

>>54380432
>Yes, but at what cost?

hmmmmmm

>>54380382
They AI in their earnings chud

>>54380430
such a perfect face.

>>54380376
Why are women so stupid

>NTRS next

>>54380451

>>54380436
>>54380439
Should I get 5 guys or Smashburger for lunch?

So inflation is going back up? Is that why stocks are up today?

DebtMaxxers are winning right now

>>54380430
>>54380463
having that smug goysloppa face stare at me while I'm looking at the furrious action on the 10sec chart makes me ROCK HARD

>>54380480
what's smashburger like?

>>54380480
Smashburger, 5 guys is too much money

>>54380465
My theory is that they never had to be smart and there wasn't any evolutionary pressure to be smart.

>>54380480
In-n-Out.

boilsisters, what's happening
I thought we were back

>>54380411
Your right how is cover doing by the w-
OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>54380502
Kek is BOIL the shittiest play in this general's history? Either that or SOXL circa 2021-22.

>>54380499
Me on the left.

I'm making money

>>54380487
Risk on because the banking crisis got fixed.

>>54380374
Dollar cost averaging is generally about broad market low cost index funds not stock picking
>>54380382
Do bears understand that a cyclical company posting expected negative earnings is.... Expected? And eventually the company will report profits, and this is generally the bottom in the cycle? Bears are always late, they see negative numbers and think "its bad therefore it has to go down" its already at 20 pe lil nigga

>>54380393
>Y-y-you see the thing about recuhsions is, w-w-well back in 1976 I was the first person to pass legislushion to give niggers jobs, so that's why the market is going to collapse next week
*Handler whispers in his ear*
>oh I mean t-thats why the markets are perfectly fine
>a team of handlers rushes the stage and quickly gives Biden a ice cream cone as he's picked up and carried off the stage
>the press start asking questions
>a team of trannies in suits run out on stage and start screeching
>PRESS CONFERENCE OVER!!!!!
>SPY the next day makes history
>It has an amazing 10,000,000% day making SPY valued at a number that cannot exist and therefore is just listed as the infinity symbol
>CNN applauds the Biden administration for the completely organic and health growth.

>>54380539
Yes but after they post profits, we'll hit a downturn in the cycle so you have to price *that* in as well.

>>54380539
>and this is generally the bottom in the cycle?
lol

>>54380376
>people get paid millions of dollars to do this
Yeah, I want off the ride now.

>>54380480
I've never had 5 Guys but the one time I had Smashburger it was bretty gud. Get that. All I ever hear about 5 Guys is how expensive it is and how they don't give you enough french fries.
>>54380489
>>54380463
It is a very aesthetic face

>>54380532
Dude everyone knows buying oil when the worlds superpower is going through recession is the big brain move. Oil based economies with tons of welfare is bullllllishhhhh mannnn

>>54380566
where's your Moo video? Don't be jealous if you didn't even try.

>>54380393
>omorrow Biden will say that we aren't in a recession
He never did, he changed the fucking definition instead... remember that?

My son has ballistic armor plates in his backpack. There's a larger one in the back. It's a sick reality but I'm not taking chances.

>>54380480
5guys too greasy, gives me the shits. Never heard of a smashburger though.

>>54380587
yes fren, I certainly remember.

>>54380370
Easy money right now. I regret not buying when Intcels were shilling at $25

>>54380588
Do Ameritargets really?

>>54380480
>>54380572
You fucking retards who aren't suggesting 5 Guys. Yes, Five Guys is expensive. But there's a reason you pay a premium for these things. It's the same reason why you pay a ton of money for TSLA options.

It's the premium for huge payoff potential.

That's why you pay a lot of money for Five Guys

Because their burgers are just 3 standard deviations better than their competitors

>>54380588
Bot poster

>>54380376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nk8-MqnHlw
Mumu theme song

>>54380532
SOXL felt more /smg/ specific. BOIL was already being shilled elsewhere. And there was no dumb mascot poster like Lumfag.

>>54380588
goddamn... what a world we live in.

>>54380607
yes, apparently we 'transition' our children into the opposite sex before they hit puberty.

>>54380588
You're a pussy

Imagine being mumu when VIX is at 19

>>54380615
All right, but what about how Jewish they are with the fries?

>>54380480
>5 guys
Thats $86.89 plus tip!

>>54380588
kwab
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>>54380615
They aren't though, they're greasy as fuck and I'd rather go to Wendy's.

>>54380607
>>54380627
>>54380618
>>54380624
>>54380633
If we can AFFORD to send 75 BILLION to Ukraine to help secure and protect them...we can have armed security in each and every one of our schools.

>>54380532
The more anons dunk on it, the more tempted I get to slurp. I'm thinking around $2.

>>54380554
Keep shorting then Mr burry
>>54380548
Semis bottom first because chips are in everything and companies plan well in advance

>>54380659
easy money.

>>54380656
>armed security in each and every one of our schools
Unnecessary outside of inner city shithole academies.

What's for lunch /smg/?

>>54380656
I agree but the Uvalde bullshit makes me skeptical
They need to get rid of the police union rule that protects shitty cops first

>>54380652
I don't want my son to get shot up by an assault rifle like it happened to one of my family friends in the Sutherland Springs shooting in Texas. It is frightening how many people I know who have narrowly escaped mass shootings. I know someone who also was near Mandalay Bay during the Vegas shooting. Bullet Armor is necessary.

>>54380382
Don't feel bad, we're approaching peak delusion and irrationality. Or maybe we're there and there is about to be a reckoning.

>>54380377
FUCK

We need some more token women to ring the opening bell so we hit circuit breakers again.

>>54380679
We need armed security in places a lot more than just schools or academies. We need some in grocery stores too. There was a shooting in a New York grocery that killed 10 people, from that /pol/ guy who livestreamed his mass murder. That would have been prevented if there were armed guards.

>>54380707
I want to have anal sex with Ellen Hazen

>>54380688
chicken and rice soup. good bang for the buck to make, which makes me feel better since i'm saving while i'm losing

>>54380536
*Because investors are under the impression that the banking crisis got fixed, and are ignoring how inflationary this is (for now), and the moral hazard, because muh greed

FTFY

>>54380692
We need to arm the teachers, that is a much simpler solution than stricter assault rifle regulations. Just give the teachers assault rifles so I won't have to put ballistic armor plates in my son's backpack anymore.

>>54380721

>>54380750
>We need to arm the teachers
Let's give mentally ill liberal women who are secretly transitioning children firearms
Kys the only solution is total and absolute tranny death. Your son will be your daughter soon goy

>>54380532
Yeah it's SOXL. There are people browsing this thread right now who are holding at an average of ~$70

>>54380785
>Kys the only solution is total and absolute tranny death.

is it time to bust through 13k nasdaq chads?
has been a big resistance this year

>>54380656
Do other countries not have school shootings because they have armed security in each and every one of their schools? Checkm8 American'ts.

>>54380799
I would reassess in June.

when will i get a 4% mortgage again?

>>54380785
>Let's give mentally ill liberal women who are secretly transitioning children firearms
Yes we should give firearms to the hordes of straight men livestreaming mass murder on Twitch instead

>>54380830
what happened in 2017??

>>54380829
your last 2 of your post tells you

>>54380829
No, home ownership is about to get uuugllly.

>>54380829
get a 5th wheel trailer and get used to living in it for the next ten years

Mega Pump Power Hour

>>54380693
We didn't have this stuff in the 1950s and 1960s when bigger and better weapons were available just shut the fuck about it and get out of smg. Mass shootings are just part and parcel of living in a sick progressive society.

>>54380801
We need to train our toddlers to use firearms effectively from a young age in America so we don't have to rely on armed security in each of our schools. Pic related is a congressman posting a photo of his child holding assault rifles — the same congressman from the area where there was a shooting in Nashville.
If more people listened to Republican congresspeople and trained our school children to use weapons to fight off the trannies we would be much safer.

We need to implement the "Kinderguardians" program.

>>54380829
2028

>>54380499
>ywnb the boy in this situation again
suffering

>>54380787
Sold 9 put contracts on soxl monday. Doing fine so far. Crazy when one of my addictions pays for the other.

>>54380657
Yeah, the thing about BOIL is that it is heading ripe for a good play, but the question is exactly when to pick that fruit. The more I study it the more I realize buying and holding is never going to be the way to play it for any longer than a max of *maybe* a few weeks. But, it's a dynamic situation and mechanic, so always in strategic adjustment. In the mean time I'll just play the occasional peaks/dips with it and KOLD, seeking/keeping a feel for it, while awaiting the day/moment to really all in a movement.

>>54380866
The common thread is schools. We need common sense school control.

No classroom needs more than 10 people.

>>54380801
They don't have the same media that sensationalizes them
Ik it's a boomer talking point but it's identical to the serial killer craze. They're mostly a thing of the past despite murderers still existing. Ironically violent crime has lowered since modern school shootings like these became more common. That fact alone is enough to tell me it isn't guns or violence just a very specific type of killing spree becoming a trend.

>>54380866
lmao you guys are on another plane of existence.

>>54380900
I was thinking we cut off classroom size at 5. We need MUCH more common sense school control than a cap at 10. Don't have classrooms bigger than 5 kids or else they're just asking to get shot up.
Oh and those damned doors. We need common sense door regulations. We need fewer doors.

We need common sense school control and common sense door control.

oh my god shorting is so fucking easy right now

higher lows

>>54380866
>using a rubber duck to train a toddler
Pathetic

>>54380940
lol
lmao even

>>54380897
I got you senpai:
>>54370344
Late April during the next contract expiry

Let the BOIL holders suck up the losses during contract rollovers in the meantime

>>54380940
This post made me short the Nasdaq. Surely I won't regret it.

>>54380929
You must be from some liberal shithole or some third world / Europoor shithole with nogunz. Here in America we are trying to get a movement going to train our Kindergarteners and other school children that age how to use firearms. We use cool toys like "Puppy Pistol" or "Gunny Rabbit" to teach them.

Are you jealous, libshit?

The economy has never been stronger!!! SUCK IT BOBO! IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE A MUMU AGAIN!

>>54380944
Crabbier crabs

>they're pumping intc AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

Loling at the mindbroken libshit's desperate attempt at satire

>>54381012
I'm old enough to remember when some SKYTfag was dunking on INTCels and a divvy cut. Are you?

>>54381010
crab bros... it's time to feast glhf.

What stocks are you anons buying before close for dem earnings? I'm thinking about getting some Sprinklr or maybe (just maybe) shorting RH but I'm afraid it might pump a bit.

>>54380451
I'll have to pay.

>>54380940
>t. made $50 in 3 weeks from SOXS

>>54380993
CRBP pajeet, enough. You're teetering toward a 3 day spergout.

>>54381026
Heads, Shoulders
Not The Knees, Not The Toes
FIRE
Eyes, ear, and belly, and nose
Not The Toes, Not The Toes
FIRE

Just bought more stock holdings in Tencent & COSCO Shipping

>>54381029
enjoy your stock. i have my own babies.
captcha: XDDGON

>>54381068
That shirt of his explains a lot. Also, he was never funny.

>>54381039
>But, anon, if you do this, you will kill your dating market prospects. For years. It's over.
>And you're marrying something you know has no value.

>>54380671
This girls about to get proper fucked bigly

>>54381078
>INTC
why?

>>54381079
You do realize he is literally parodying the Republican 2nd Amendment fanatics who bend over backwards for Israeli IDF memes? Don't tell me you didn't know that Sacha Baron COHEN was Jewish...

>>54381012
I have the exact same position as you. I bought INTC that same day. Feels pretty good.

????

Why won't you serve your country?

>>54381093
I'm always impressed by your attention to detail.

>>54381131
holy kek that's what the army looks like?!?!?

>>54381131
I am already investing in Israel

>>54381131
>Please join the army goy- I mean, boy

>>54381131
Won't have time to shitpost here.

>>54381131
Because it isn't mine.

>>54381104
Him being Jewish has been apparent since Ali G you fucking sperg. Throw the Jew down the well.

>>54381131
How is this stock market related pol fag bot cunt

>>54381131
on a scale of 1-10 how fucked are we i'm feeling a very light 9 desu

>>54381173
>Seething DFEN baggie

>>54381131
I would unironically enlist with China before I enlisted under the embarrassment that is the Biden administration

man I should have bought more than 50 soxl yesterday

>>54381166
>#8
SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN.

>>54381173
stock market only exists insofar as the US militaries ability to protect it and push Israel's interests.

>>54381131
a lot of my classmates got conned into the iraq/afghanistan wars because of 9/11 but now the ones who survived are all trumpmos

>>54381131
is it so hard to talk about stocks? /pol/ is -> way

>>54381172
>Him being Jewish has been apparent since Ali G you fucking sperg.
Then why would you type "That shirt of his explains a lot." as if you had no idea he was a kike?

>>54381197
It’s literally a bot and you fell for its intended purpose

>>54381131
Reminder the Military has the lowest recruitment rate since the aftermath of WWI

>>54381207
Because his whole schtick is tricking people with personas and there's probably youngfags on this board who don't know who he is.

>>54381131
an army of basedgoys. Pooh bear is gonna steamroll us

>>54381221
You'd unironically have to be born after 2005 to not know who Sacha Baron Cohen is

I spy something...
green

>>54380635
VIX is going to zero.

Fuck this shit. I'm selling all my shit and invest in ETFs.

>>54381131
So how long until America starts opening up military academies in every city that are more desirable than public schools? They gotta get more recruits somehow.

>>54381248
What shit are you selling?

>>54381221
He at least has a little self awareness when it comes to him being a Jew, unlike so many others.

>FSR to maybe, possibly, break 500k in revenue this quarter.

>>54381218
>needing soldiers in the era of advanced drone warfare

Any soldier on the field today is literally just being fed to the meat grinder; observe any video of a tank convoy or troop deployment in Ukraine/Russia. A little flying toy dropping a boy wiped them all out.

>>54381248
I took a bog loss on ETFs today when I capitulated. I bet against Biden economy, I will never do that agian.

Some of my stocks are being borrowed. I am going to get paid for it.
This is kinda cool but nobody around me cares. So I tell you, my frens.
I hope you all have a nice day too.

>>54381249
>Schools in the hood end up acing firearm quals

>>54381131
>Serve a country that hates you

>>54381243
Where the fuck do you think we are?

>>54381248
>doesn't invest 75% into ETFs and 25% with a margin into day trade gambling.

why did MU pump on dogshit earnings

>>54381272
I dont care either. Faggot

SELL

>>54381272

>>54381299
based meme

>>54381262
I get that but it's still interesting, it's a good indicator young people don't give a shit about propaganda like "protecting your country". We're talking young people who weren't even alive when Afghanistan was initially invaded, they seem to know better
And that's depsite the god tier gibs you get now, that wasn't a guarantee in the 1910s-20s

>>54381218
We don’t really need a large standing army when so much of the mission at the moment is focused on intelligence and surgical precision and not large joint operations. We are going full selective service/total war economy if we are at war with China so recruitment isn’t too important.

>>54381249
The problem with the current regime is they want young people to enlist but don't want to pay them or give them any incentives. If they brought back the benefits that the military had under George W. You'd have lines of people signing up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8PhP3yIlRw

>>54381295
Because they wrote down inventory, cut capex, cut future production, and therefore might make money in 2025.

Power Hour

>>54381327
>in 2025

WTFWT

>>54381262
infantry are just glorified cops anyway in today's <<<wars>>>. Most of those grunts are going into support roles scooping up dead proles along the road to Beijing.

>>54381329
time to sell and buy back in the morning

>>54381333
I am unironically summarizing several analysts who rate it a "Buy".

>>54380323
I can't fucking concentrate. also I'm starting to hate my job. it's a load of bs (I just sell fear and panic) and I'm kinda good at that but still getting tired of dealing with IT crap and having to be patient with dumb people and shit

>>54381152
Glad to hear it. A build without the tiny details is really just too blocky. I think the addition of smaller specialized pieces has allowed the company to hold on to its older fan base.

Why shouldn't I go all in on ACMR?
>700m cap
>400m revenue with good growth
>40m earnings

They produce water cleaning equipment

>It’s literally a bot and you fell for its intended purpose

Bought 10 XOM weekly calls at $112 strike price. Degen move of the day.

>>54381347
forgot to ask: how do I profit from my misery?

>>54381262
>advanced
Even the billion dollar drones just blow up whatever the recognition software suspects could be a target. Hardly more advanced than WWII carpet bombing. I can't wait until true anti-airborne disabling technology becomes meta.

>>54381326
>Buying tape maker MMM rather than buying all spice king MKC
nibba do you not use seasoning

To all my West coast lurkers
How do you do it?
I went on a vacation / wedding trip to California for the past 2 weeks - idk how you all do it for markets
Even waking up at 4:00am I felt like I was behind on the day, where East coast traders had been up for hours before me already
and waking up at 6:00-6:30 for market open, you are miles behind
the whole day just feels fucked trading on West coast, where you're constantly trying to catch up
I suppose you get used to it?
I don't know how you West coast fags do it with the 3 hour difference
I already go to bed at 9pm here on East coast
I would need to go to bed at like 6-7pm on West coast to have a chance, especially if I was working at an institution / hedge fund

Neogen earnings tomorrow BMO lads.
>Neogen Corporation is an international food safety company that provides test kits and relevant products to detect dangerous substances in food.
>In 2009, it became a vendor of the Chinese government and has been engaged in researching China-specific food safety and plant health issues.
>in December 2021, 3M announced that it would merge its food-safety business with Neogen. The deal, with an enterprise value of about $5.3 billion, closed in September 2022.
>Neogen focuses on supplying products for bacterial detection and proper sterilization and tool handling with antibiotics, along with genomics research products focused on gene isolation and heredity mapping. The detection products include Reveal for Salmonella Enteriditis,[21] along with Agri-Screen and Veratox for a range of mycotoxin detections.[22] Advancements in hydrophobic grid membrane filter (HGMF) technology led Neogen to the creation of a disposable filter in 2004 called NEO-GRID.

Thoughts?

>>54381347
>I just sell fear and panic
Oh so it's you here doomposting for sheckles.

>>54381297
That is ok you are still here with us and that is what counts.
>>54381305
A bit like I took a shit bet penny stock and turned it into a divvy paying stock. Very Nu-boomer indeed.

Oil Kangs, we run the world.

>>54381326
>MMM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrIifJh0SdY

>>54381369
I smell money.

>>54381356
You might want to include bobo in the next one. Friendship with mumu over, bobo is my new best friend.

>>54381244
I wonder if Apple will have Siri compete with ChatGPT.
>>54381325
The guys in Band of Brothers that chose to parachute into Normandy only did so because their pay was marginally better.

>everything is green
lmao

>>54381369
>earnings tomorrow
Priced in, there is no play anymore

>FDIC MULLS SQUEEZING BIGGEST BANKS AS IT PLUGS $23 BILLION HOLE
In case you're wondering why XLF just plunged.

>>54381377
nah, I barely post here, and the random shit I post isn't even about stocks lel

holy fuck these candles

I'm up like 25% this year, this is not right

We are hyperinflating wtf

>>54381272
What winds up being the advantageousness of this as opposed to not doing it? I have seen that it can be done, but never looked into it. Actually, I think Robinhood was the only place I ever saw it.

>>54381407
quarter ends friday

>>54381394
3 out of their previous 4 earnings were shit, but I'm thinking about getting some before close.

>>54381403
how will this effect Jaime Diamonds pedo rings?

>>54381131
every day on smg
>Bobo fucks Mumu
>Mumu Fucks Bob
>Crab fucks both
Every one always hating and shitting on each other. Then a random poster posts about joining the military.
>Everyone comes together and shits on the American military and everything it stands for...

>>54381368
Asia exists

>>54381405
>the random shit I post isn't even about stocks lel

>>54381407
0DTE put buyers hurrying up to close their underwater positions.... MEGA PUMP in the last half hour.

>>54381421
Not too badly. They're experts at squeezing and plugging holes.

>>54381386
BP Barons rise up!

>>54381419
Nothing has been going my way this year. I literally have picked wrong on all my OOM calls and puts. Even my straddles haven't really payed. Only thing that made me money was TSLA's bullrun.

Earnings released before or after market close tomorrow?

>>54381409
remember that for every one of you there was someone on the opposite side of the trade. Net-net = no inflation

>>54380688
Fish and chips with sriracha mayo and tartar sauce

>>54381399
It was double what everyone else was making. Not marginal

>>54381419
Am I an iToddler?

>>54381426
I try to bring /smg/ together and I just get called a bot by butthurt disabled zogbots. Such is life.

>>54381399
I'm oddly uncomfortable with the military's obsession with looking at penises and your bathroom habits. One of my friends that served said that you routinely have to go to the bathroom and piss in a cup for drug testing, but there is somebody standing right next to you staring at your penis as you pee. Is there really not a better way of testing people for drugs?

Hannah Levitt is sitting on my face while she is doing an interview on bloomberg tv

>>54381436
He loved the white race

>>54381131
Let the brown folks enlist. Whites have been serving long enough. It not like we’re wanted anyway. Our next shooting war should be interesting.

>>54381386
Based Biden fucking over naive leftists.
>>54381449
Dick Winters over here.

>>54381473
>PRIVATE RAMIREZ, YOU'RE ON PENIS INSPECTION DUTY OOH RAH

>futures

https://youtu.be/b2kV1oZPYYc

>>54381487
Youre bein a real capt sobel, bud

>Regional banks will only crab from here on out

Is it worth buying BOIL puts on this fake pump? Close to expiry

>>54381516
long natgas

>>54381511
Correct

>>54381516
Kold Klan made a Killing the last 6 months

>"Purchase history is currently unavailable for this position. Updated purchase history will be available on the next business day."

>>54381516
Boil is not going up for months, itl probably be worth $2 soon - look at seasonal pricing adjustments

>>54381473
do they make them spread their ass cheeks to check for contraband in their rectums too?

>>54381490
this jewess going to personally check my glans?

>>54381490
>The health of the Core is only as strong as the health of the individual Marine
>The Marine will make every effort to keep himself clean

>>54381368
>>54381427
It would be 10x easier to trade from Asia for US market hours than it is to trade from West coast
Asia you could be 12 hours ahead, where open for you is in the evening
You've been awake the day already, you already know what is going on in global news, you are on top of everything happening, and then the market opens
West coast you are 3 hours behind, where it is not enough time for you to still be awake, where you are sleeping - you have to wake up early, and then hop to and read a ton of information to 'catch up' on the days news / what is going on in Asia, what is going on in Europe
I would take working in Asia to trade US markets over working West coast to trade US markets 999 times out of 1000
Idk how West coast fags do it, and I only had to do it for 2 weeks - I can't imagine for decades

>>54381436
Look at that grin, we failed to protect his smile.
The world will not forgive us for this.

What's going on here?

I bought yesterday

>>54381272
As long as the broker has your permission and you get a cut it’s fine. You are enabling short sellers dough.

>>54381442
30 march, 7:00 ET BMO

>>54381451
Nope, you're an iLegend fren

>>54381473
No.
And fuck you Rocker.
Play this by buying QSR.

it's over for us dollar computers
https://twitter.com/watcherguru/status/1641148498484527109

thankfully most of the west has chinee investments so there won't be another war

HAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK BEARS

YOU FAGGOTS ARE SO STUPID

>>54381368
I get up at 6-6:30 usually but markets been crabbing so who cares. I dont trade options, so i just rely on buy/sell limits and my gut predictions, been working pretty well so far.

Worst par is closing is right after lunch so afternoons are a fucking slog.

INTChads we eating good today

>>54381542
Not sure but probably. I had a friend that was a truck driver for years and he said the same thing about their work. He said they would randomly get tested for drugs even though he was an independent owner/operator and they did the same shit. Stand right next to you and stare directly at your penis as you piss. Fuck weird man.

KEEP BUYING LMAO

Ooooooooo my SOXL basterds

>saudi arabia joins China led security

Bearish?

>>54381483
A brown military would be easier to use against the populace
If the average infantry is a brown guy who thinks (or is conditioned to think) "white supremacy" or whatever the fuck is the biggest domestic threat it will be easy as fuck to convince him to go against regular Americans. Especially poorer ones that only care about the gibs after.
See: Rome

>>54381559
I'm missing out, as usual

>>54381452
I work with a lot of former military and some active duty/guard at my job and for they most part they are chill about it. There just seems to be a pretty vocal minority of people that served and they are pissy because the VA didn’t give them 100% disability because they sprained their ankle jogging one time.

>>54381580
pump and dump

>>54381546
IT'S "CORPS", YOU ILLITERATE MAGGOT. NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 50 WHILE SINGING THE MARINE CORPS HYMN. IF YOU GET OUT OF KEY I'M MAKING YOU DO IT AGAIN.

>>54381403
>PLUG
Hydrogen fuel anyone?

>>54381592
straight up prison - low trust society mentality. No wonder everyone is one tick closer to being a clown.


YEEEEHAWWWW ZERO DTE ZERO DTE

Imagine being a SOXS holder in this bull market

>>54381355
Bumb you fags

>>54381246
No, you're thinking of your IQ

>>54381571
>QSR
kek burger king is getting heemed here in Michigan. I don't know anyone who eats there and I know a lot of people swore off BK after their homo ad campaign, myself included. Unless they reverse course and release the "kill all trannies" burger, I'm never going back.

Intel at +9%

What the fuck?

Also WTFWT

>>54381652
during the reign of the crab divys are king

>>54381652
Did you miss the big micron news or something?

>>54381650
I'm mildly upset I get the meme.

>>54381612
That's pretty sad considering they literally give full disability to everyone and anyone. I personally know maybe 7 people that served, and every single fucking one of them is on disability for stupid bullshit. Mostly PTSD, even though none of them saw combat.

>>54381652
>he lacks critical awareness
>he didn't read the chips act
>he doesn't know about the dirty bomb in taiwan

>>54381539
Just got some $3.5 strike puts for the 14th, how retarded am i?

>AMD

Uuuhhh guys, how will this shit affect the stock markets?

https://www.volcanodiscovery.com/region/14902/earthquakes/gallatin.html

>>54381650
BK has been shit forever now
Anyone who says they're better than McDonald's hasn't been there recently or is a retard

>>54381671
I did, what did I miss?

>>54381630
H-haha, yeah, imagine.

>>54381627
why the fuck isnt it going up?

>>54381650
Sounds fine. You faggots will lose money buying it, which is the point.
Play this by selling 500 TQQQ puts at 25.5 for 2d.

gambled 2k bucks on Troika at .21, just sold at .29 for a 900 dollar profit.

I got 60k on UONE at 6.80 for nigger day. Guaranteed money boys

>>54381698
It used to be the shit back in the 90's and 2000's, but yeah it's fucking garbage now. Just go to taco bell. At least they've always been consistent and cheap.

Saudi Arabia just took the first step on the path to full membership in the SCO, joining the Chinese-led bloc as a 'dialogue partner'. Meanwhile, Iran's full membership in the SCO is scheduled to take effect this Saturday.

The Hang Seng increased 2.06% today on this news. It has increased 17.26% over the last six months. Probably on track to return to 2021 levels as an underwhelming and dangerous American market drives foreign capital to China.

>>54381697
PLEASE LET IT HAPPEN
WE NEED GOD TO RESET THIS SYSTEM

>>54381707
I don't really understand the point you're making or why you're randomly sperging out.

>>54381709
Based nigger day investor. Half my portfolio is UONE calls

>>54381697
>that low depth
uh..

>Reparations for black Californian citizens could top $800 billion

I want off of this fucking ride now, holy shit

>>54381698
They should pivot into chemtech because the Whopper is more acidic than lemon juice nowadays.

>>54380787
Jokes on you, my average is $42

>>54381729
It doesn't matter, I'm talking about the market. What are you talking about?
Play this by selling 500 SQQQ calls for $.5 above ticker.

>>54381740
>Krugman comes to power
>Operation Wakanda
Get the picture now?

>>54381740
>$800 billion for starters

>>54381740
It's a stealth money injection. They know those niggas will be flat broke by the 1st/15th whichever comes first.

>>54381752
IM NOT SELLING CALLS ON ANYTHING YOU FUCKING CHUD!!!!!

>>54381756
>Make it $8 trillion dollary doos for the joggers, fo shizzle mah nizzle yo

>>54381740
I am black and japanese

>>54381740
>Tfw as goes California so goes America

Okay soxl fags, I'm going all in. If Micron can post terrible numbers and still pump semis are unkillable. No longer a Bobo no mo

>>54381369
>>54381394
>>54381402
It just jumped 2% in like 5 mins.

>>54381722
>This is all just one big operation to make India even more of a joke

>>54381765
Good because this was all financial advice from your tranny bodybuilder broker.
Play this by selling 500 puts below market for PLNT and PTON

>>54381740
the $ isn't the point. the point is for the jews to once again point a nigger in your direction and say "HE OWES YOU MONEY GOYIM!"
i hope i live long enough to see the jewish tricks end forever

>>54381785
My bad sorry, I looked at a different stock. It's a bit late here, you guys truly can't suffer in American.

>>54381740

>>54381393
I’ve been on the lookout for a bear and a bull mini fig. They’re out there so it won’t be long.

>>54381799
>you guys truly can't suffer in American.
Au contraire, we can only suffer in America.

>>54381709
Where did you hear about troika?

>>54381779
Naw. Those days are long over. There isn't enough collective brainpower left in CA to keep a fucking bank open after the largest boom in history.
That fucking place ain't leading anyone.
Play this by buying DOLE.

>>54381740
just identify as black to get free money?

>>54381687
>MACD about to cross down

>>54381764
>>54381740
all in LVMH, otterpops, Newports, 40s

QRTEA bros, did we finally bottom?

>>54381740
>gayfuck illegitimate government gives non-jews money
Imagine being mad at this

>>54381795
so they are being given the means of economic warfare against another race? That seems anti semeitc, they are just getting slave reparation's.

>California was a free state
>California never had slaves
>You qualify by identifying and living in SF for X years.

ACMR

NAY OR YAY

>>54381833
I was thinking Vegas casinos and GM.

>>54381722
I'm not even mad
If the cold war raised retards in the ruling class knew any better we'd be okay with China despite the politics not whatever the fuck is happening right now

>>54381860
that works too. and Red Lobster, Popeyes

Goodrx feels like it could fly soon

>>54381833
>otterpops
People eat that shit outside of elementary school gym class?

>>54381869
>we'd be okay with China
Play this by buying JNJ, cause you're gonna want bandages when that cheap toxic shit blows up on you.

>>54381740
Once they get reparations, we'll never hear the end of it. There will have to be a $1T reparations payment each year. And even that won't be enough.

Putin was right. The U.S. will keep acting like a stupid whore with daddy's credit card until one day it wakes up and discovers the money's run out..

>>54381876
cheap penis pills are based

>>54381821
Johnny fat hands update 2 weeks ago. I watched it go from 35 cents to a dollar then all the way to 18 cents where i started buying. I am out now. I made 45% off this with funny money.

I will laugh so damn hard if fucking CALIFORNIA that piece of shitass state is the one to start Weimar 2.0 hyperinflation for America

>>54381890
yup, politicians realized they can buy votes with the voters own money. Kind of like what is going on in the market.

>>54381699
Bear market for semis. This is the bottom. You are buying the bottom.

yeah im thinking its time for the MUMU dance

rocker if you are out there, can you put this or something similar as your next video intro that would be really kool thx babe
https://youtu.be/3JBKoxF4qH4?t=718

>>54381820
>Can fuck asian chicks
>Can fuck negresses
>Can fuck literally any kind of women
>Even if you don't want that
>North Hampshire
>Montana
>Oregon
>Not having an inflation of 30%, lol, lmao even

>>54381887
niggers an't people...at least not by any modern definition senpai. go lurk outside a liquor store in the hood and see the trash they buy with their EBT money.

remember we got to not only pay for their "food stamps" but their future diabeetus and cancer treatments. makes me want to renounce citizenship straight up.

>>54381899
Very good

dont fight the bull in wide market this is already part of the predicted upcoming summer rally

only tech side is dangerous, sp500 is solid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHg0fqzjus0

>>54381913
didnt he delete his channel

>>54381625
This is my shit post. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My shit post is my best friend. It is my life...

>>54381919
And yet I don't have an 7 foot tall GF. Also New Hampshire, my man. If you really want to feel bad about your shithole, look up our national parks system.

>>54381913
>>54381950
Liquidity in the John Rocker video market has stabilized: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/arLqHBdnoQNa/

>>54381950
he's over here https://www.bitchute.com/channel/arLqHBdnoQNa/

>>54381650
>the buns
I see what they did there. Degenerates

>>54381625
>"Who knows who Jerome Powell is?"
>Silence.
>"None of you dumbasses knows."

>>54381913
Only problem with that is I'm a boomer and don't know how to rip video from YouTube

>>54381982
SIR, I THINK HE MANAGES FEDERAL RESERVE SUPPOSITORIES, SIR.

>>54381987
Vdownloader extension

>>54381892
Extremely based with quarterly coming up I feel like it will finally get some momentum and break 9.00$ again

>>54381982
>>54381998

Somebody bake I have a funny post to make.

>>54381987
yt-dlp

>>54382004
Really it's that simple?

>>54381849
funny how that works ain't it?

>>54381961
>Appalachian National Scenic Trail and Saint-Gaudens National Historic Site are the only two national parks in New Hampshire.
Looks SOVLful desu.

>And yet I don't have an 7 foot tall GF
Y'know what, you truly can suffer in Murica.

>>54382041
it's how I download old opie and anthony shows to get me through the work day

>>54382038
sorry but no >>54366056

>>54382063
It's over.

SPY past 405 by Friday please

>>54382055
Acadia is better, but that's in Maine.

>>54382063
Damn we're way over the limit.

LADS

>PEABODY ENERGY HALTED, NEWS PENDING
BTUbros...

Finally, the last /smg/.
It was an honor shitposting with you all.
Soon we will all be free.

>>54380323
Can you burger actually fuckin stop pumping EU?

I guess this is it, huh

>>54382131
Sorry, buddy, if you wanted a market crash you should've bought more Micron products so they actually made money.

CONFESS YOUR TRADING SINS BEFORE THE END AND BE SAVED

>>54382129
Amen
BOIL AVG $25
RYCEY AVG $1.12
SOXL AVG $66
GME AVG $298 presplit

Goodbye /smg/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnchea6LHN0

i...is it finally over? can I know peace from this hell?

>Seven minutes

>MOC IMBALANCE 1.2 BLN BUY-SIDE.
Forget baking, you need to be buying!

Now we are free. I will see you again. But not yet... not yet.

>>54382163
lol no, this is a pump before the friday dump. stagflation is here.

Migrate
>>54378735

>>54382171
so do we giga pump tomorrow?

>>54382202
No, in 5 minutes: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/m/marketonclose.asp

>>54380504
i really consider buying that instead of being 100% cash

>>54382197
fuck off

NEW
>>54382219
>>54382219
>>54382219

>>54382197
Linking old threads should be a bannable offense

>>54382156
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>54382169
WTF I just saw this in a /tv/ thread and I lost my mind thinking /tv/ was posting about MOC imbalance

>>54382228
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>54381755
wtf is this?

>>54382478
History of the WW2-era German stock market, except with American references replacing the German ones.