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54355919 No.54355919 [Reply] [Original]

I will never die

>> No.54355925
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54355925

>>54355919

>> No.54355932
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>>54355919
Until you do

>> No.54355939

>>54355919
I'm sorry to hear that.

>> No.54355955

>1pbtid
Anon i..

>> No.54355971

>>54355919
You will. You’re not special.

>> No.54355999

>>54355971
yes i am, no one has this ID

>> No.54356010

>>54355999
Or those digits aussie satan

>> No.54356011

>>54355971
I wish I wasn't going to die, I wish I was healthy so badly I could cry, I can't go even two days without what feels like someone stabbing me in the left side with a spear, been going on over 10 months now I swear next flare up I'm gonna kms doctors don't give a shit and say it's nothing, its very much something I'm bedridden 4-5 days of the week now.

>> No.54356033

>>54355955
Still alive

>> No.54356053

>>54356011
Shouldn't have gotten vaxxed

>> No.54356078

>>54356053
I wasn't.

>> No.54356083

>>54355919
You had me at dicks fuck assholes.

>> No.54356084

>>54356078
Should have gotten vaxxed

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>>54356084
How jewish are you?

>> No.54356135

>>54356090
0%

>> No.54357230

>>54355919
it's funny how those who cling to life die, and those who don't live, I hope at least to die rich next to my vinu bags, I want it to be something ironic, you know, die with memecoins

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54357252

What if I don't wake up tomorrow morning?

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>>54357252
>do you want me to set a reminder for you anon?

>> No.54357640

Statically speaking after taking the data of every single day you existed and counting the times you died I can say that the chances of you dying are of 0%

>> No.54357655

>>54357640
At this rate, we're all going to live forever.

>> No.54358888

>>54356011
And nobody has ay idea what is causing that?

>> No.54358902

>>54355971
He is special

>> No.54358927

>>54357655
We all live forever in our own version of the simulation.

>> No.54358971

>>54355919
is this a top signal

>> No.54358980

>>54358902
The Undying One of /biz/
he's an oldfag

>> No.54358990

>>54355919
Correct. You will only die from other peoples POV, you won't see youself dead from your POV so technically you will never die

>> No.54359003

>>54356011
this might sound crass but it I don't mean it that way. it can't be that much longer until we can be placed into Starcraft dragoon type life support mechs. It's only a matter of time anon, maybe that could make life better? I know a guy who recovered from a complete spine sever and can ski now.

>> No.54359022

>>54356033
>2 posts
Anon died bros

>> No.54359053

>>54355919
The big brain move would be just to die now and get it over with.