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Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:11:09 2023 No.54351970 [Reply] [Original]

Is trading a banana for a kiwi in the office lunch room a taxable event?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:11:53 2023 No.54351980 >>54351970 Did you realise a capital gain on the trade?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:13:45 2023 No.54352006 >>54351970 Thise are unregistered securities! To jail with you fucking terrorist scum!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:14:14 2023 No.54352011 >>54351970 >>54351980 of course. it's subject to capital gains tax because kiwis are more expensive. you need to calculate taxes on the profit based on the fruit official price at the end of the fiscal year

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:14:16 2023 No.54352012 >>54351980 The kiwi was worth more than the banana afaik

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:16:45 2023 No.54352053 >>54352012 How did you determine their value? Remember, if it’s not consistent with whatever bullshit system I have hidden in my folder, your ass is going to Federal “pound me in the ass” Prison.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:18:09 2023 No.54352074 >>54352053 If anything federal prison is luxury compared to state prison.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:22:18 2023 No.54352136 >>54352074 Oh yeah? You think so? How’s this sound, Chudley: No. Chicken. Tendies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:24:57 2023 No.54352179 >>54352011 god I hate the government.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:25:17 2023 No.54352184 >>54352136 I wouldn't be surprised if they served chicken nuggets or you can probably buy them from the canteen They also get tablets with internet access. If you commit a crime make sure it's a federal crime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:28:14 2023 No.54352233 >>54351970 did the banana tradesman imply you could profit with the banana?

Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:33:56 2023 No.54352327

>>54351970
man. that poor motherfucker. he must lead a very painful life. i hope one day scientists find a way to extract the mental tenacity of extremely ugly men. i would love to impregnate the mind of a 9/10 woman with how he probably feels every time he sees a couple. i wonder what percentage of the population could withstand the sheer anguish. really makes me appreciate that i get to rail a milf tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:42:23 2023 No.54352439 >>54352327 https://youtu.be/RzfDu0ujFE8?t=890 here's a good movie to watch anon. changed my life. its all comedy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:43:54 2023 No.54352461 >>54352327 That guy could just get some plastic surgery really.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:45:56 2023 No.54352494 >>54351970 Kiwifruit is worth more than a banana so yes you should be paying capital gains.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:47:44 2023 No.54352523 File: 46 KB, 379x480, gary.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54351970 Yes. the exchange of Edible Securities is a taxable event

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:48:34 2023 No.54352538 >>54351970 >>54351970 Eliza"Beth" Warren the Vanguard would NOT approve!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 23:06:42 2023 No.54353610 File: 98 KB, 640x480, 1599354455054.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54351970 Nobody breaks the law on MY watch. I'm confiscating your unrealized gains. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 23:12:39 2023 No.54353688 >>54352327 Tons of men are lonely incels and have accepted their fate and have come to peace with it. You can still live enjoyable life without having sex

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 23:33:16 2023 No.54353976 >>54351970 I'm about to get a card for basically holding my sora bags for a long time, it doesn't make that much sense, at this point I can trade a memecoin for a watermelon lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 23:34:50 2023 No.54353997 >>54352439 Is this a psyop?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:04:54 2023 No.54354353 >>54351970 it's a private transaction

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:06:06 2023 No.54354373 File: 88 KB, 862x485, 1679845267387842.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54352179 > I hate the governmnet That is anti Semitic anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:06:56 2023 No.54354383 >>54351970 Is that Andrew Tate

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:23:38 2023 No.54354586 >>54352011 What if it's a fresh banana and a kiwi that is bad? What if it's about to be bad so it has to be eaten right away but the banana will still be good for a week. Does the kiwi get depreciated? Can I long the banana?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:26:35 2023 No.54354622 >>54354586 Your mom longed my banana

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:36:54 2023 No.54354732 >>54351970 >Welcome to the hourly affirmation hour with your guru Krishna Anon >Repeat after me >I will not kill myself >I will not kill myself >I will not kill myself >.....

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:40:30 2023 No.54354766 >>54351970 >https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3PigNWah-K8 Is/Were there a string of physically demanding jib-specific tasks paid for or unto tied behind that leading trade in the form of a social contract? A mans word is bond and its a mans world Anon

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