/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54303704
i think i shoukd apply

>>54303712
It’s a shit job but once you have been there 4-5 years it’s half decent. I make over 30 an hour and have a pension and matching 401k. I’m a high school dropout.

>>54303739
Being a mailman is based af good on you anon.

>>54303712
Yeah, so your dumbass can be worked 12 hrs 5 days a week with no overtime as a "temp" hire then get laid off when they don't need you any more.

>>54303792
Thanks friend, there’s a lot of people who bitch at my job but I enjoy it. I’m a sucker for usps swag, here’s a pair of shoes I recently bought. They came in a priority box

>>54303739
To be sincere, sounds pretty based. Having a desk job is shit. Most people are depressed here. Always have deadlines, always coworkers who don't work.
At least you are stress-free my friend.

thank you for delivering the mail

>>54303853
those look sick

>>54303828
Personally thats the reason why I never bothered with the post, it’d be tolerable if you at least knew after some time you’d get fully on board with all the bennies, but that is more of a luxury. Might as well spend all that time and energy getting something more lucrative.

>>54303864
I can’t figure out how to show my average steps on my watch but I pretty much always hit my target goal. I walk a lot every day. It’s almost impossible to be fat at this job

what's it like driving the mail truck

>>54303739
How many random housewives do you fuck? Seems like the only perk of the job

>>54303853
Lmao are you Cliff Clavin IRL?

>>54304003
I have fucked one married housewife. She was in an “open relationship” and it made me feel pretty terrible about women in general. I wouldn’t do that again. I’m also married now, I was single when that happened. I’ll still never forget leaving her house eating her kids gogurts and shit after creaming her

>>54304022
I don’t know if that’s an insult

>>54304050
You realize she was lying about the “open relationship” right? The husband had no idea.

>>54304066
Yes but just fucking with you. Mailman seems like a decent gig that gets a bad rap. The shoes do look cool desu, I’d wear shit like that if I didn’t know how to dress. Much better than nigger sneakers at least

>>54304078
I’m not gonna go deep into detail but he knew. If you saw what he looked like you would instantly think, yeah that guy is in an open relationship

>>54304022
You never watched Cheers?

https://youtube.com/shorts/t8Y9zLZ_KiI?feature=share

Based

>>54303853
based and parcel pilled

>>54304143
So you “saw what he looked like” and that’s how you knew, or you heard it from his mouth “I let other men fuck my wife”?
Was she hot?

>>54303739
your body will not be kind to you lad, I see an old mailman limping around every day its sad, his legs are clearly fucked from walking too much every day.

>he's proud of manual labour
Lmao

>walking and putting mail in mailboxes
>manual labor
The state of this board. Are some of you so fat or crippled that walking is difficult for you?

>>54304247
Not going into details, he knew.

>>54304296
Don’t be such a pussy. I lift weights on top of the walking. Judging by every other person my age I look great and feel great. I’m 31 and my retirement age with full benefits would be 57

>>54304247
Also she was really fucking hot. I was actually put off by the whole poly thing but since she was so hot I hooked up with her anyways. It was fun but unfulfilling.

>>54304702
Pretty dated. It would be more like and then Amazon was late and dropped it off at 9am but since we are amazons bitch we had to stay late to get people their margarita machines and cheap popcorn makers they consoomed on. Also they were mad we delivered it late because they needed that popcorn machine at 3

>>54304665
Nice. Not judging you, but unless he said verbatim “I let other women fuck my wife and I enjoy it”, he either didn’t know or was a reluctant participant. Either way you cucked a married man who probably felt really ashamed of himself and like less of a man when you did it. Maybe he beat his kids to cope, who knows. Maybe you were the only one that this “open relationship” ever included. Maybe he still has nightmares about it. Maybe the love he felt for her is gone because of what you did, maybe he looks at his children with doubtful suspicion of their kinship. All the pain and suffering caused because you needed to nut one day. Years of trauma and heartbreak and hardship. Damn I bet that was some tasty gogurt you stole from her kids!

>>54304747
It was some of the hottest fucking I have ever had. Covering her with cum and treating her like a whore then watching her leaver to crawl in her cuck husbands bed at 10pm. It made the sex better but the soul hurt.

>>54303853
Those are hot like fire sir, goddamn.

>>54303704
i am retired since I was 24 years old, but used to work. Sometimes I wonder what working would be like now and considered doing a part time mailman or package delivery job just to see how it is.
30 an hour sounds great btw.

>>54303704
>>54303739
>be you
>be smug because you didn't get laid off during a cyclical market down turn
>think you are more secure than tech workers who got down turned after having a 10+ year bullrun
>average tech worker makes 6 figs so 100k/y
>average tech worker if in 30s made well over 1.2mil dollars in a decade before taxes/equity/bonuses
>tech workers pay over the last decade is more than what you make in 40 years of waging
>post this unwarranted smugness on 4chan.

I would honestly probably be a mailman as my second choice of career. I love the USPS, they’re always super hard working and nice people. I don’t like junk mailers though, fuck junk mailers.

>pizza delivery guy
>make $25-35/hr to shitpost, listen to racist podcasts and check out milfs and jailbait
>MFW people complain about work

>>54304739
Sometimes I wish we could have modern day Seinfeld. Would love a Kramer Newman episode scamming Amazon

>>54304900
>he thinks it all about money
unironically ngmi. Working outside is the only true calling for Wagie Chads.

>>54303739
This shits wild as hell, in europoorlandia i got 12 dollars/hour and even if you're unionized and work there for a decade you'll only be making 15 dollars or some shit. And that's HARD fucking work, none of that car shit, just a bicycle and commie blocks with not elevators. 20-30k steps a day.

>>54303853
>imagine being paid so much as a mailman you can afford shoes.

What the fuck.

>>54304296
Jesus Christ what kind of fat logic is this??? Don’t walk op whatever you do sit at a computer all day, it’s your only chance at health

>>54303997
Steering is loose as fuck and it sounds like it's falling apart the whole time, because it is.

>>54304900
seething techy

>>54303853
based

>>54305032
based
good thread thanks op

>>54303853
Sick ass shoes anon but I hope you're wearing something more ergonomic at work because those flat soles will destroy your feet if you walk on them all day every day.

>>54304296
You’re literally designed to walk.

>>54303739
literally going out to touch grass doesn't sound bad
after sitting here all day waiting for my hami bags to bear fruit, I want to work at something simple, I want to have a house and live my life peacefully

>>54307691
It’s sweet when you become regular. The only time it’s really hard is day after holidays and December always sucks. I was putting in 55 hour weeks last December. Here’s my two week pay from the last check of 2022