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LINKS
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>Brokers:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tony-dwyer-85313715
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Bogle
https://www.zerodha.com/

>Risk management:
https://www.global-mind.org/gcpdot/
https://www.random.org/
https://www.magic-8ball.com/

>Investments:
https://www.carvana.com/
https://www.etsy.com/search/?q=rare+disney+watches
https://www.instantpot.com/instant-pot-home/
https://www.yachtworld.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3szkFHfr6sA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydYDqZQpim8

>Educational sites:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.hentai-foundry.com/
https://www.instructables.com/
https://www.leetcode.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.astrology.com/us/astrology-calendar-2023.aspx
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/year/2023/jewish/holidays-2023.htm

Previous: >>54286896

>Collapsing banks
>Collapsing petrodollar
>Biden/China Payments
>Still only crabbing

im physically sick of you all

RH does retirement accounts now?

>>54288771
>Random-length Rope Futures

DUBBAYOO
EFF
SEEEEEEE

I spent like 10 minutes trying to bake but Bangladeshi moot wouldn't give me a captcha.

>>54288767
BASED linkchad

Starting to tilt over

>>54288795
PUTS
JUST TO CLARIFY
PUTS ON WFC

>>54288797
Due to the recent economic downturn the captcha tech has had to be offshored to India

How the fuck are still buying Nvidea at these prices.

I "started" trading about three months ago but almost did nothing, just let my money sit there. A month ago I started betting on earnings and I doubled my money in the span of two weeks. For the past two weeks I didn't bet on any stocks because I couldn't find not even one that I liked. Problem is, if the earnings are not that interesting I can't even move the balance of my account. Could you anons recommend some books I should buy or some webinars I should view on YT or just any resources really. I want to get into day trading. I'm interested in trading stocks, ETFs, Forex, or just anything really.

>>54288804
Anyone try out Google's ChatGPT clone? Is it more racist?

ummmm suissebros?

>>54288714
Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

>>54288827
Gamma squozen hedgies

I met an In N Out manager who makes 150k/year managing some In N Out burger joint in the suburbs. Very interesting job, he said its basically like operating an assembly line at a factory but with food. Didn't sound like an easy job since everything falls on you and if you know anything about In N Out is that almost every single location always has massive lines, both drive-thru and in the store.

>>54285699
>>54285621

How are we SQ slurpers doing?

>>54288708
>>54288796
>>54288714
retail bobos are such cringe

>>54288804
>low volume mid-day lunchtime pullback
>boobs overleveraged on shorts: THIS IS IT YOU HAVE TO GO DOWN 70% I NEED THIS

>>54288837
>Is it more racist?
Unfortunately not.

am i seeing bearish exuberance already? little bit premature don't you think bobo

>>54288837
Mostly it just seems dumber

>janny creastes off topic thread
>take the bait and reply
>get banned

I fall for this shit every time
anyways, dubs and I relapse to drunk trading

>>54288827
>he still uses typed search engines
>also still uses Mapquest

>>54288829
Check the lin-, oh.

>>54288847
>Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental
>Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war

Human behaviour :/
Human behaviour (but not capitalism) :O

>>54288871

>>54288847
So what’s your solution? Communism?

Post political stuff in linkless OPs

>>54288856
I think you get those kind of weird wages because few people are both competent enough to run a large operation like that and willing to say they're an In-N-Out or Buc-ee's manager.

Gonna long me some ATLX

>>54288897
This is no longer a bull or bear market. This is a kot market and jam anon stands supreme.

why is DXY going down that much?

>>54288905
cute kot

>>54288905
Nah I'm just gonna post animals.

SNTG is growing in volume.

>>54288856
>thinks managers actually do shit

They literally just stand there.

DKNG pls you are worth so much bigger number than this pls

>>54288899
Yes

But to achieve that all parasites need to be euthanized and their red scared brainwashed soldiers like yourself eliminated

BASED BOBOB

>>54288917
Yep, spot on. There's a very small overlap between the people who have the work ethic and intelligence to run a very complex and tiresome operation all day long (like a Buc-ee's or an In N Out) who also don't have the credentials / experience to do something better

The job is really fucking tough. Don't need a degree or anything, but holy hell, can you imagine having to wrangle an entire team of cashiers, cooks, and cleaners while you're taking like literally two orders per minute during rush hour?

I am officially fomoing into bank of america (BAC)

>>54288969
they're literally bleeding money and have more debt than equity
idk in what world they're anything more than just a swing stock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=129kuDCQtHs

Yield curve normalizing. The beginning of the end.

>>54288968
>doesn't think managers do shit
Kek, get into management and see how long you get to "just stand there". There is a reason practically every company everywhere is looking for middle managers. The current crop of retards called millennials and zoomers have absolutely no leadership qualities whatsoever. That's why people like me are so valuable to businesses. I can take a group of retards and make them productive, but it's not easy.

Will I be posting "kek, baggies" within like 2 hours what the fuck is this jew shit

>>54288891
>MuH HumAn NaTuRe

Same ol braindead "arguments" on repeat 24/7

Even if we actually assume that humans are inherently evil and cancerous wouldnt that reinforce my argument that we should actively try to incentivize cooperarive behaviors to "reign in" this evil nature instead of feeding the vices and promoting and encouraging evilmaxxing and the supposed "evil nature" of man through intense competition, conflict and war?

Financiers are literally braindead nothing you say makes sense

>>54288856
You can definitely clear $100,000 if you make it to the regional/territory management level of most fast food chains. There just aren’t that many positions out there though.

>>54288934
US is done. We had a short period where there was some vision of a real economy, but now it's back to fake economy and meme money.

NVDA looking like it's about to get JUSTed on the daily. Hope many future bagholder smg mumus keep buying the top of this shitpile.

>>54288968
Anon, the managers at an In N Out are literally right there making burgers / handing out orders with the staff. And that is not easy, because In N Out's are super, super packed. On Labor Day weekend i was traveling through bumfuck central california on I-5 and went to some podunk farm town's In-N-Out. Got the whole vacation I-5 crowd in there, saw an In N Out have to basically deal with a 0.75 mile long drive through line and the inside of the In N Out looked like a Chinese metro — packed to the brim with customers.


The bright side is that In N Out's model works out so that they can actually hire enough employees per location. So you have the entire burger-making operation stratified by individual ingredients. One person cooks the patties, one person deals with the veggies and puts the burger together, one person deals with cutting the potatoes, one person deals with frying the potatoes, etc etc

>>54289028
there's always a baggie. the duality of mumu-bobo. Embrace SNIBISM

puts are printing

>>54289042
You have to work your ASS off though. Even if there are positions that exist for such a role, not many people are willing to do what it takes to manage such an operation. You basically have to be one of those people with zero education or experience who is trying to turn their life around.

BOIL HOLDING SUB 4
>BOIL HOLDING SUB 4
BOIL HOLDING SUB 4

are ya winning son?

>>54289055
i hate crabs dough

>>54289000
>I am officially fomoing into bank of america (BAC)
Based, I already did. Can't go wrong with BAC. The stock is trading way below book value, it's a solid bank. Also Warren Buffets second biggest holding at Berkshire.

HOOKED

>>54289080
BAGGIES GONNA GIVE ME THEIR BUSSY AT TREE FIDDY

short strangle theta bros can it really be this easy?

>>54289092
>Can't go wrong with BAC
well it can nosedive 90% like it did in the GFC

If NVDA closes around 270 it's going to be the ugliest candles it's had from before the pump. Rug incoming. I feel it.

NVDA defies ALL LOGIC. it's like a GOD AMONG MEN>

AI IS THE FUTURE GOD.
HUMANITY WERE JUST SLAVES TO THE AI ROBOTS.


DUNDUNDUNDUND DADADADADUNDUDN DAUANANA DUDNDUDNDUDNNNNNNn

Terminator IS HERE>

Currently reading a great book called "Chip War: The Fight for the World's Most Critical Technology" by Chris Miller.

Financial Times awarded it Business Book of the Year.

TL;DR If you love America like me, invest in semis either indirectly or directly o7 o7 o7 .

https://www.amazon.com/Chip-War-Worlds-Critical-Technology/dp/1982172002

Economic historian Chris Miller explains how the semiconductor came to play a critical role in modern life and how the U.S. become dominant in chip design and manufacturing and applied this technology to military systems. America's victory in the Cold War and its global military dominance stems from its ability to harness computing power more effectively than any other power. But here, too, China is catching up, with its chip-building ambitions and military modernization going hand in hand. America has let key components of the chip-building process slip out of its grasp, contributing not only to a worldwide chip shortage but also a new Cold War with a superpower adversary that is desperate to bridge the gap.

>>54289080
Slurpers be on alert this is not a drill. We have reached a new 52 week low.

>>54288934
>bull market
>why is dxy going down
Why not. Money's going into the market

>SAVA
-10% in the last 5 days
wtf is happening

>>54289106
Shit, I might hold out for just FIDDY...CENT!!!

>>54289123
I'm unironically just going to bet everyone l everything on AI over and over again until I make it or die

>>54289132
gimme a ticker

>>54289123
faggy big cuck tech are the new safety stocks

>>54289144
nah it would reverse split at 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxaM5ex1isc

>>54288934
well we are obviously in a bear market and the dollar is weak in a bear market... wait a minute

>>54289078
Exactly. You’ve got to work your ass off and you’ll always be someone’s bitch. I know a guy that got offered a salaried manager job thinking it would be a great move, next thing he knows he is working 60 hours a week because he has to fill in for anyone that calls out.

>>54289157
SOXL

If any of you got fooled by the glownigger shills into buying FRC, show yourselves right now.

WHAT IS YOUR BOIL TARGET

are you a bad enough dude to reset your modem?

>>54289171
soxs it is

>>54289132
WHICH COMPANIES NIGGER!!!! I’ve been thinking about investing in it for awhile since biden finally wisened up and brought chip manu. home

Henry Hub is sitting at +0.32 while BOIL is tanked. I'd like to understand how that works.

>>54289177

7 dollars

>>54289177
$30 after the reverse split

>>54289181
Who is the pornstar?

>soxlniggers are back

>>54289204
nup, fuck yas

>>54289172
Rocker shilled FRC but claims his order never got filled so he just led a bunch of baggies off the cliff. Very dishonest.

>>54289023
Post it

>>54289172
lmao if true

>>54289183
This is highly unpatriotic.

However, America loves freedom so much we allow bears to be degen gamblers too. Truly being free means freedom to make bad decisions sometimes too. Not always protecting everyone from everything.

>>54289163
"same differnce" as they say around these parts.

>>54289189
>Henry Hub is sitting at +0.32 while BOIL is tanked. I'd like to understand how that works.
Its a good idea sometimes to read what you actually own.

Haha, fuck INTC
>>54289191
>The sauce of this image

>>54289219
Huh?

is it wrong to tipfish delivery app workers?

>>54289157
BAKA: Global Semi ETF
SOXX: 'Murica Semi ETF

>>54289113
Is it really theta
or is it a combination of theta and volatility that you care about

>>54288771
Seething permabull hands typed this post.

>>54289260
what wizardry is this? I typed in S M H

>>54289282
Reported for not lurking for 2 years.

>>54289123
Tech stocks in a recession bro. And NVDA is the best of them all. P/E doesn't really matter considering their strong foothold in the market. Yeah I know, it is a bit tiring

>>54289282
wait til he finds out about onions

>>54289282
lmao newfag senpai

>>54289282
Retarded newfag shill.

>>54289224
Even if my order would have filled I would have sold the next day for a 50% profit. Why the hell would anyone good long term?

>>54289282
yea jannies can we ban this redditor please

Bobros dont forget to short OIL

>>54289291
>>54289294
>>54289297
>>54289306
>>54289311

>>54289253
Nup Fuk Yas is a Thai porn actress.

>>54289247
Yeah, I see all that shit but what does it actually mean? Also, *now* Henry Hub is tanked, so it seems to be at least partly a matter of some sort of reverse lag within the backend.

>>54289294
It's funny because onions futures aren't legal.

>>54289310
*shrug* it's a mystery after I sold at 17-19. There was even one tripfag who didn't finish selling and was hoping it tagged 20.

greed is a bitch...

Who was that faggot shilling VNO? It's tearing the ass out of me! With no lube

>>54289282
Go back

>>54289177
0
NRGU is 0
OILU is 0
UUUU is zero

All energy shit is going to zero. This is a semiconductor market now.

>The wealthy farmer has a massive investment in a massive Asian country's weed farms which are jointly run by the government and the mafia in that country. (Bill Gates/Thailand)

>>54289039
>wouldnt that reinforce my argument that we should actively try to incentivize cooperarive behaviors to "reign in"
I mean, people are free to try that, just don't be surprised when 30% of the population just vanishes mysteriously.

It begins

anyone gonna fomo into SNTG w/ me?

>>54289224
>just 4chan shit
Anyone remember /v/ playing a game called Wurm back in 2008? There was literally a guy like that who lead a thousand /v/irgins on a wild goose chase through the in-game desert to their deaths.

> they bought at 4000

Kek baggies

>>54289354
>Office, retail and merchandise properties
>Office and retail
>Office
Anon take your loss and put it into a community college course in not being pants on head stupid.

DPST DOGSHIT TICKER
FUCKED AROUND: FOUND OUT

>Sold my SOXL at $18.07

Are bears seriously gloating today?? What the fuck is wrong with you contrarian faggots? Yesterday you were convinced that the world was ending and today when everything moons like I said it would, you're spinning it negatively somehow? Jesus fucking Christ get over it, you had an entire year of red

>>54289282

>FRC is holding the entire stockmarket down at gunpoint

>>54289282
damn, gonna have to take you out back and curb stomp you into a red pulp for making a post this retarded and newfag

>>54289428
Theyre happy about this poopy afternoon we’re having, the pump is faaaading…faaaading

>>54288714
Because it's going to go up slowly over the next few days?

>>54289369
>But da banking crisis is ova

>>54289368
Still doesnt make sense.
30% of human population is still better than the entire biosphere.

Also you are implying that millions of people arent already directly or indirectly murdered. Also even if they are not directly murdered almost all living beings currently alive are either cattle or slaves. I can argue that there are worse things than death such as torture or slavery. All of which are currently being inflicted upon living beings. Exploitation, slavery, conflict and war are modus operandi in our current system.

Also there is the question of which 30%. If 30% of people die but 20% of them are arisrocrats, financiers, soldiers and other type of parasites is it even a loss?

>>54289224
>trusting obese anigay posters

some people have to learn the hard way

>>54289428
this post was written by either a bot, or a shill

S&P500 now lower than open - red daily candle

>>54289369
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bros don't look at Deutsche

>>54289369
this is how this bullshit always starts, it's "everything is fine"

>>54289499
Doesn't look that bad

>When you say you want to lower price gouging
>in the state with the single most restrictions on the product
>and the highest taxes on the product and uses of the product
>so you add an advisory board to eat up the time of the corporate officers involved in production
>to make sure the taxpayer is paying the least possible.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/california-lawmakers-vote-possible-gas-052849444.html

The banking system is stable and fine

Why is the fox business channel aka neo nazi business channel showing Lyn Alden?
That's a tranny

>DA BANKIN CWISIS IS OVA

>>54289472
I will not allow to to slander my name. First of all I'm not fat. If I'm being honest I'm probably like 6% body fat which isn't even bad. Secondly, I literally said in Sunday that hopefully FRC dips on Monday so people can buy. It dumped Monday down to $12, and then mooned to $19 the next day. So what's the problem?

>>54289529
I laughed so hard when I read about that. These clowns have no idea how anything works.

>>54289532
this. my accountant (female) and broker (female) assured me everything is fine. the bank president (troon) even reassured me with some swag.

I have 0 spending power and I'm about to sell my bank stocks low. Everything else is making some gains but these banks are legitimately fucked. There must be soooo many insider millionaires. I'll never win

>>54289333
That pic only means they mainly hold May futures at present, so you're better off looking at that than the front month. Not much impact today in particular though.

I'm too lazy to take another screenshot right now but there are other factors that can cause divergence.
The precise timing of their rebalancing and the price they get on contracts opened/closed, discount/premium to NAV as they only unlock and redeem ETF shares in large blocks, or the allocation of fees.

>>54289369
>DB, Barclays, SG.
This whole thing gets even funnier if its the euros that get heemed into oblivion over raising rates. Europes dependent on US for military, gas and soon money itself. Lmao, absolutely buck broken.

>>54289519
I mean, if they were honest the global banking sector would have collapsed last week from fear and mass panic.

On a scale of 1-10 how fucked are we lads?

>>54289597
I'm fine with that, let's make Europe dependent on the US dollar so we can print more.

>>54289555
go to chinatown and hug a chinese person, covid isn't real guys don't be racist.
banking crisis is over, don't worry, keep slurping, don't be anti-semitic goyim.

>>54289464
30% was just a random number anon, just choose any number between almost noone and almost everyone.

>Also you are implying that millions of people arent already directly or indirectly murdered.
No matter what kind of system you choose, that's still going to happen regardless. Unless you want a 100% total surveillance based system in which it will still happen, difference is; the ones who are behind the surveillance will be the ones doing so.
Let's say there's complete anarchy. No worries, give it a century or two and you'll be back where you started. There are new kings, new aristocrats, new bankers. Get rid of the again, wait a century or two.
You just simply can't get people to think for themselves. You can't teach people to think, they have to learn it themselves. And as long as this stands true, I much rather live in a capitalistic society than any other. As an Eastern Yuro, things are much better than under communism. Too bad the voters will vote for communist parties because said parties call themselves conservatives and that's enough for the people.

>>54289609
If you're short, not fucked at all. :^)

>>54289571
That's all mostly about what I assume, I'm just not mathematically capable of figuring any of that to any degree of precision whatsoever so just kind of have to mush it together into a gut thing while being as aware of as many factors as possible. I very much appreciate all of your input, bless you.

>>54289609
11

>>54289597
What does Europe even do? I get canned tomatoes from Italy and that's it.

The current birth rate for U.S. in 2023 is 12.023 births per 1000 people, a 0.09% increase from 2022.
The birth rate for U.S. in 2022 was 12.012 births per 1000 people, a 0.09% increase from 2021.
The birth rate for U.S. in 2021 was 12.001 births per 1000 people, a 0.09% increase from 2020.
The birth rate for U.S. in 2020 was 11.990 births per 1000 people, a 0.09% increase from 2019.

>>54289628
That's not a fucking number you are playing the game incorrectly

Daily reminder: bank failures are not bullish

>>54289634
They have no economy. It's just money printing being used to fuel gibs.

Reporter: "so everything is fine with credit Suisse now?"
>well uhh, for now
>frantically touches nose and begs himself to stop talking

>>54289652
are most americans spics now?

>>54289609
Tree fiddy
>>54289634
>What does Europe even do?
Highest exporter of bush

Our banking system is safe and resilient.
*scratches nose*

>>54289521
See you in an hour.

LEAFBROS
OPINIONS ON OUR BANKS STOCKS

>>54289558
>6% body fat
doubt
or tranny

>>54289634
Yeah its about only food really. And specialty food really. Its all a big scam though. Olive oil for instance isnt really even produced much in greece. Its all tunsian and shipped to spain to mix in with their olives. So they dont really even have food down. Some military stuff like the french but they got cucked when US gave nuke subs to australia. People who buy french are on a discount or on the naughty list for the burgers.

>>54289652
Well yeah, no shit. Like 70% of young men are single.

close red

admit it
you fomod

>>54289681
Pretty sure they make Busch in St. Louis.

>>54288954
That is excellent reaction time. I was curious so i looked it up. Apparently domestic cat reaction time is ~20-70 milliseconds. Humans have around 200 milliseconds.

>>54289704
i fomo'd into shorts

>>54289704
I FOMO'd into PUTS.

>>54289567
I hope you at least got an assurance blowjob to go with their verbal assurances.

>>54289709
Ahh that good ol' buschy goodness. It's a quality beer for the price.

>>54289704
i sold
once rty hits 1730 i'm out. thanks for all the free money, mumus!

i just nutted feels good man

>>54289634
suck Washington DC cock and importing 100's of million of muslims, that's yurop

>this steady decline in the stocks
>not violent or schizo in movement at all for once in like 3 months now

this is having me really on edge here. I have never seen such calm and sane looking price movement like this

>SPY crabs around 3900 again

>>54289704
I fomod into UXVY

VIX up 1.2%
Nasdaq up 1.2%
hmmmmm

>>54289704
I tried to sell some fresh covered calls today. They didn't fill.
Mildly disappointing seeing another fade to red and knowing I got nothing of it.

>>54289699
I'm trying some California olive oil. Pray for me. Also, I have some German bike tires and knives.

>>54289704
I FOMO'D INTO PUTS

>>54289704
wrong, I took profit

>>54288767
muh links nooooo

(anyone have an updated stream for CNBC and Fox News Business, the old links died anyway)

>>54289704
Can't FOMO if you're always buying

SINK RATE
SINK RATE

Hourly reminder that the banks are all pozzed up. Do not play with them.

>>54289663
It’s bullish after its bearish

>>54289609
-8

>>54289634
France currently occupies the largest most directly controlled colonies on earth. Germany builds overly complicated cars for everyone else. Spain sleeps most of the day. Italy sells knickknacks and themed vacations on the years between 300D and 1400AD. The Norse just live to go between hot and cold a few times a week between eating smelt and cabbages. The Swiss yodel and make extremely intricate clockwork one-offs. Pretty much everyone else on the eastern half makes their lives out of hating the neighboring country for a war 500 years ago. And they all watch footy.

Convince me not to buy tlt and tmf

>>54289704
I went short at the worst possible time and am stubbornly holding because fuck the government, fuck Jerome, fuck Yellen, and fuck everything in general I am not eating this loss until there is absolute certainty I can no longer recover. I know this is wrong. It violates every rule in my own trading rules. There is even a specific rule I wrote for myself. It says:
>DO NOT DIG IN HEELS ON A LOSER
I am digging in heels.

>>54288714
WHO THE FUCK SHILLED ME BOIL YOU MOTHERFUK

>>54289824
Rules were made to be broken

>>54289819
The Swiss also do bank failures.

>>54289824
Rules are what separate man from beast

k-kek b--b--baggies

>>54289829
Be patient chud, the lowest we go is $3.50 which if it does you should be buying more, then we rocket back to $60.

10 more points until S&P goes red.

I deeply regret buying SCHW calls. Brb killing myself

Thanks for playing

WFC PUT BROS
WE DID IT

>>54289873
BOIL?

I BOUGHT THE TOP AND NOW THE MARKET IS FADING

FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS MARKET
I HATE STOCKS
FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fuck this gay ass crab market. im out, im going home for the day

Bag it up

What the fuck why are we dumping on no news? All economic data is strong and the Fed just said they will pause after the next hike.

>>54289829
BOIL is and always will be a scam. It tracks poorly and is expensive to boot. Just because a commodity is down 70% doesn't mean it won't drop another 70% once you buy in.

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>>54289069
I had no conviction and got out with 25% gain. I could have easily doubled my money... FUCK

>>54289862
I'm not convinced man is any better than beast.

>>54289913
Just like 2008.
But 100X worse!

>>54289888
Yes BOIL.

The military needs to blow up nordstream 5 and save natural gas

There's always tomorrow.

>>54289913
>nO NEwS

>>54288714
>He thought it would be a bull market in a time when Pluto enters Aquarius
ngmi

I CANT BELIEVE WHAT IS HAPPENING
EVERYTHING I BUY TURNS INTO DUST
I WANT A REFUND

Holy shit bobros
these puts keep on printing

>>54289940
can beasts eat puddin?

>They bought outside of Friday

DOOOOOOOOWN DOOOOOOOWN
IN AN EARLIER ROUND
AND SUGAR WE'RE GOIN DOWN SWINGING
I'LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
A LOADED GOD COMPLEX, COCK IT AND PULL IT

>>54289966
That's a man

I’m confused, what’s going on? What news came out?

>>54289940
Who said better?

come to papa

>>54289995
That's an ayy.

>>54289913
UK CPI 10.4% jerkoff

please sirs... please just dump... i have been bagholding for so long..

>>54290001
The news is there's no news. So now we go back to no gains and no losses. Crab always wins

>>54289829
Probably KOLD Kall Klan.

The news was I bought a bit of SPY while watching my NVDA put I bought two weeks ago evaporate.

You're welcome bobros.

>>54290004
Me on the left.

>>54290011
name?

>>54289966
Haha, care to share sauce, haha?

>>54289690
PLEAS REASPOND

>>54290011
>>54289995

>>54289913
>why are we dumping on no news?
Objectively speaking by my estimation the current situation has all of the ingredients of former recessions and market crashes. It is worse than 2008 in some respects because of the ongoing covid fallout. The only thing missing so far is the crash. We got the early bear market chop, now...

>>54290049
Ayyna Joy Taylor

and just like that BOIL will never be back at $4

BOILSISTERS WE'RE GETTING BOILED ALIVE OUT THERE

and wallah, S&P will never be green again

boil boil boil it is cheapo neato

Damn it's fuckin over huh?

>>54290004
Fugg smartphones. Why would anyone take a picture of something like this? Does it make them feel better that they share it online? Literally anything you do today is under the scrutiny of attention seeking and autistic zoomers/millenials and their damn phones. Anything you do will be memorialized forever. I feel bad for kids

I get the feeling today's action might not be too bullish

>>54290111
Always has been

Good thing I already lost 85% on the "melt up" from last year

>>54290111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SXX-pWzOY8

>>54289913
Fed said they would continue until the job is done, and I don't think inflation has been tamed.

>>54290011
>>54290054
>>54290067
I want to fuck that alium if you catch my drift

WHAT THE HELL NOW

>UK capital gains allowance being lowered to £3,000
what a shithole

here it comes

>>54290089
Holy kek, baggies!

>>54290050
Kenzie Reeves. One day I will pay her to pretend to be my daughter.

I made money shorting MGM.

>>54290137
We cum in peace.

I got a $25 Walmart gift card. What should I buy with it. Was thinking I'd buy some pastrami and pickles and cheese and some veggies for sandwich ingredients.

WMT. Good budget store. Havent' been inside of a WMT in probably over two years though

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all

>>54290099
I feel anytime Yahoo Finance puts "stocks rally" on the front page when it's <1% pump everything goes down eventually and we crab to close

>>54290180
Toilet Paper

please sirs I particularly like SQ because of its website building internet technologies

We are still way too bullish

>>54288714
Get ready sluts.

SPY what the fuck

VIX is now up 11% after being down 8%
almost a 20% move in VIX in a single day
Mumu, your time is over.
You are done.
We warned you.
You didn't listen.

>>54290187
No, i get my TP from Costco (Ticker symbol COST). Cheap bulk prices. Please find a better suggestion on what I should buy from WMT with $25

>>54289966
>that hiv cyst on her lip

gross

i'm flying through the sky going to a lonely star tonight... tonight....

>>54290113
Fuck cameras and shit. Fuck modernity and computers, f a m.

>>54290204
If. You're. Going. To. Post. About. VIX. To. Warn. People. You. Need. To. Talk. About. The. IV%. Of. The. VIX. Options. The. VVIX.

>>54290180
I recommend rotisserie chicken, veggies, potatoes, and toilet paper. The only trouble is with that food you can only get one of those 4 packs of TP and that's not cost effective per unit. That's why I buy TP and paper towels twice a year at costco.

>>54290181

>>54290181

>>54290181

I thought she'd be there holding daisies, she always waits for me. She thinks she missed the train to Mars, she's out back counting stars

>>54289829
>listening to BOIL baggies

>>54289704
I fomo'd into BAC

>>54289385
sounds like I missed out on some classic 4chan oldfaggery

>>54290227
You didn't buy VIX. You should've listened.

>>54289995
>>54290011
that's a rakata

>>54290169
>Kenzie Reeves
Jesus chriiist she's only a year younger than me... just fugg my shit up. What is happening with time bros? How the hell do I short time? It literally feels like 2010 was a year ago. It's not fair

>considered buying 8k worth of calls for 396 spy just now
>realize there is probably no bottom in sight today

power hour incoming bid everything NOW

>>54290223

>>54290180
get a neet to deliver $40 of groceries in exchange for the $25 gift card. they rather have the cash than food stamps.

>>54290223
based Joe

>>54290244
I'm still waiting on my VIX delivery after buying the futures

>>54290223

>>54290281
lmao nice arb

>>54290285
>2021

bobros is this the one? the, dare I say, big one?

Ho lee fuk what

>>54290451
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

WTFWT OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAH WHY ARE WE CRASHING? MY SHORTS ARE PRINTING

AGAIN ANOTHER BANK?

>>54290451
Not so fast, little one

>>54289626
I hugged a Ukrainian *and* Chinese person! Where's my reddit gold

>>54289754
everyone is invested in ETFs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYQzIw0zat0

>>54290180
Crime is on the rise.
Buy a can of mace.

>>54290747
I'm doing great with pairs trading in this volatile market.