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Your mom, your sister, and your nan don't count.

I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>54283716
Anon, I .......

>>54283697
haha its weird how it makes them cum isnt it.

>>54283716
At least you will be rich and your life won't be complete failure r-right?

>>54283716
Try going outside.

>>54283697

>>54283746
I don't dream of being rich, just to have enough money to not have to worry about basic stuff.
>>54283774
I regularly go outside, not some basement dwelling stereotype

>>54283697
Same. It’s a surprisingly erogenous zone

>>54283716
I'm 28, but I haven't seen, touched, or let alone kissed a girl in over 11 years. I'm hoping to become a wizard in 2 years.

>>54283697
It's worked for me with the ciswomen I've dated.

>>54283845
>>54284264
It’s more fun than eating pussy

Did you get any milk?

>>54284313
One girl yes, she was a mom and had milk

>>54284290
eating pussy gives you throat cancer
>>54284264
>cis
commit suicide swiftly

>>54284345
Which sugary breakfast cereal did it taste most like

>>54283716
I'm 43 and ive not talked to girls unless they are the cashier for the past 23 years. The last time was when I was still in university. I've locked myself away in my house now and just traded. Don't need to go out for anything except food and occasional clothing.

>>54284264
>ciswomen

So, women? Not fags pretending to be women, right?

>>54284378
Tasted like sugary almond milk

Grabbing those sand bangs really gets em going .

>>54284376
Well shit i guess im goikg to have throat cancer

>>54283697
Very business and finance related post, OP!

>>54283697
I am dating a fat girl I fell in love with her and shes great but every single time I fuck her im thinking about hotter girls ive fucked in the past or hot instagram zoomers and Im insatiably horny for thinner hotter women no matter how many times I fucked my gf I could fuck her 4 times in a day and yet my brain
ans dick crave more attractive thin women and I will inevitably cheat on her with the first whore that comes across my path
>bros DO NOT take the sam hyde fat gf pill
>it is a fucking mistake

>>54283716
I'm 36 and I'm a friendless KHHV NEET. I only know about male and female relationships through media and anonymous shitposting over the internet like anecdotal stories and articles on clickbait sites.
From my point of view Sex could be a government or alien truman show tier hoax/conspiracy to trick me. I have never seen naked boobs or vagins in real life, not even accidentally. I cant remember the last time I talked to a woman and dont think any of them that I had ever met like in school or internships ever had any interest in me. idk relationships seem impossible to me, something I will never have. I will never know what love and affection and intimacy feels like which are allegedly some really basic human feelings that everyone seems to get but me.

>>54283716
I'm younger but I'm in the same position except I'm scared to be in a relationship with a girl because I may infect her with my "problems"

>>54283697
poor you
>>54283716
poor you, unironically

>>54284425
cis and non cis women

>>54283863
I thought you had to get to 36 to become a wizard. Either way I hope that you are rewarded for your hardship with arcane power.

>>54284618
I'm the same except my girl is hot. I haven't cheated on her since we're still in the honey moon phase but I have no doubt I will cheat on her sooner or later, I can't stop craving other hot women