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FIRST FOR TAYLOR

50bps

Prepare your anus

And they tell me "Hey Donald, the pivot is coming! Rate cuts end of year! Oh the banks! Won't somebody think about the poor banks!". Can you believe that? What a disaster, a total mess. Banks have a lot of problems, and they’re bringing those problems to us. And it's actually a very simple solution. Very simple. Probably the simplest solution I've ever seen. No bailouts. And let me hike the rates. Let me hike them. Because believe me, I will get you a better deal. We're gonna hike the rates so high you're never gonna want to invest in stocks ever again. Forget about SPY, it's a joke. It will probably be some of the highest rates you've ever seen. Very, very high.

>So we been breaking bobos for 3 generations.
>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The bobo don't give you any kine uh problems.
>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR bobo.
>This one bobo, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it.
>It seem every week he was pretending to short the market on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra molasses pie, or or or he'd sit his field ass on the front porch.
>Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLAIN damn sight of the OVaseeah.
>OVasseha would call out to the bobo to get to the Breakin Barn. This Bobos eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn.
>This Bobo would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.
>Hellll it got sooo bad this bobo would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his midnight black ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet..
>He would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BOBO AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!"
>Just down right peculiar...

Also, you put links. What the fuck is wrong with you, Baggie?

>>54262484
Did you even fucking read the links?

>>54262493
I didn't come here to read.

>massive tech pump at open
Oh yeah this is surely normal

Fed decision: financial stability more important than inflation, says JPM strategist.

Basically this is what my entire thesis has been built around since last June. Push comes to shove, JPow and Yellen will pick stability.

That doesn't mean they don't care about inflation at all. It just means they will tolerate moderate inflation with a target of ~4% not be rigidly adamant about their original 2%.

yeah I dca into index funds how can you tell

Harden your heart, oh Jerome.
Increase your rates.

>>54262484
They're all the wrong links, you stupid fuck.

Looks like GME is slowly bleeding, holding steady. Riot platforms is kill

thats what we call CAPITULATION

>>54262452
To those who didn't believe in GameStop stock, you missed out on a historic opportunity, and your ignorance and lack of vision is infuriating. Instead of recognizing the potential for a massive short squeeze and joining in on the gains, you chose to sit on the sidelines and mock those who had the foresight and courage to invest in GameStop. Your shortsightedness and narrow-mindedness are holding you back from truly understanding the power of the markets and the potential for individual investors to enact change. Your lack of faith in GameStop and the retail investors who supported it is a testament to your own limited thinking and inability to see beyond your own biases. So go ahead and continue to sit on the sidelines like the cowardly worms you are, while those who believe in the power of the markets continue to thrive and succeed.

>>54262499
JPM is going to $99 motherfucker.

>>54262469
what happens w/ 50?

*tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap

>tripnigger OP
see ya next thread, I guess.

>>54262499
Liquidity crisis is over with new QE mechanism. No reason not to accelerate hikes.

>>54262499
There will be pain. You libtard mumus will learn.

>>54262522
kek it's already going back down

I bought puts . This scam pump is too obvious

Is the stock market going out or business?

>>54262499
> Fed decision: financial stability more important than inflation

Based, assets inflate to infinity, wage losers can get fucked, go on strike if you don’t like it.

>>54262560
it's transitioning

My hands are starting to crumble bros...

>>54262573
Why did you buy a failed bank?

>>54262526
>"TOTAL NIGGER DEATH!!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

>>54262522
anon gamestops pe ratio at opening was 160 and its already down 13%

Now, if Powell does it like this
Will you do it like that?
Now, if Powell touches like this
Will you touch her right back?
Now, if Powell moves like this
Will you move it like that?
Come on
Crash, Crash, Crash, Crash, Crash it
Crash, Crash, Crash, Crash, Crash it
Crash, Crash, Crash, Crash, Crash it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wjFahULCK8&list=PLD923501B7B06DBB1&index=29

>>54262573
All memes aside, you guys need to learn to dispassionately cut your losses.

>>54262573
FRC is now GME tier bro

NVDA KEEPS PUMPING!

ON NO NEWS!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

>>54262573
I'm still balls deep in 1,000 shares of DPST. My trip to Thailand is reliant upon an irrational pump and recovery of all regionals.

>>54262597
absolutely no news
very fake and gay market, my friend

>>54262566
Kek

>>54262591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngqqfHPTrHo

There will never be any news to guide the market ever again....there hasn't been any news for a long time....

>>54262573
Will most likely stabilize after FOMC

looking forward to a new dividend paradigm when shareholders can receive 100% yield due to no workforce or overhead cost at all.

>>54262627
There is news everyday you dumb schizo

Give one reason why you are not all in JNUG

SOXLchads rise up

>>54262622
Your music taste is eclectic, but that's my style as well. Better than that EDM/trance fag.

i'm thinking we are back
thank you Jerome

When will this NVDA craze end?

>>54262622
Reminded me of the Drew Carey Show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKDjis1fg8E

>>54262629
I mean reits are already at 90% anon

SOXS is the absolute worst ticker on the market. It's criminal that they let people eve>>54262635
r buy it

>>54262628
We still have the Dimon news too, if it's trading like garbage after both then I'm just gonna cut my losses then promptly get BTFO come earnings time in April when we found out that they're not doing as bad as everything thought they were and rally.

>>54262627
>news moves the market

>>54262627
do you ever watch any news channels?

>>54262638
Jungian psychology is bullshit desu senpai.

>>54262653
when you quit touching yourself to trannyime

AT WHAT POINT SHOULD I TAKE PROFIT ON SOXL??? 18? 19? 20??

>>54262499
>financial stability more important than inflation, says JPM
fun game insert "our" before any statement like this from a bank

>>54262522
CPUSA anon, its time to come home. theres more suckers to swindle with your GME schtick back on leftypol

is it 2pm yet?

>>54262693
400

>>54262693
Before FOMC.

>>54262643
too old

There are anons on this board with less money than me but have still seen a woman naked irl.

>>54262705
I believe we're dumping, and soon. But putting my TA hat on for a second, a false break on a channel usually indicate a rapid move in the opposite direction is schedule, i.e. it's very, very bullish for soxl right now.

>>54262721
I am, in fact, a grannyfucker.

>>54262723
most women look better with clothes on

bobo on a train full of bulls right now

>>54262643
The only music I like is the sound of nature. Birds, squirrels, wind through leaves. No bullshit (((environmental (((music)))))) either.
This is the only good musical taste. Prove me wrong: you can't.

NVDA is at 100 on Stock RSI
Totally legit and real pump bro

>>54262670
Jungian archetypal theory, collectivity of consciousness, and synchronicity are not only all correct, but actually transcend psychology in that they describe the physics of information which is the basis for the physics of energy and can thus produce "impossible" causal chains that we recognize as supernatural phenomena.

>>54262723
some got BJ too

What happens if BOIL trades under 4 after FOMC?

HOLY SHIT REITS
did I miss something with bonds going even higher?

Daily reminder that gym gains are the only gains the jews can't steal from you and that women do not like hamchads

>25 bepis

>>54262754
Lies

>>54262744
>CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

>>54262746
Blue Jays. That's it.
>The absolute state of >>(you)

what are your due diligence (points) for buying BOIL?

>>54262750
Based knower

Jews? Kill em all
Niggers? Them too.

Chinks? BOIL CHINKS ALIVE, SUE CHINKS, BASH CHINK BABYS WITH A HAMMER

>>54262629
i always hate how chatgpt answers have soft, non-committal söylent language
>it is technically possible
>depends on various factors
>while it CAN be some way, it MAY not end up happening
>gigantic wall of word salad instead of just saying idk
it's like the people who wrote this software only read long-winded shitlib faceberg posts and think that's how people actually talk

>>54262747
It's not just NVDA, AMD, TXN Intel and QCOM all have the same looking chart

UVXY bros???

>>54262750
Sounds like some self fulfilling bullshit. Hey, are we in the Age of Aquarius yet?

>>54262744
I do that in the morning when I have morning wood. I think about fucking my wife, later in the day. It happened, today.
Also, I guarantee a 25 bepis hike. So you can place your bets, and blame me if they do not work out!

>>54262658
Leveraged and inverse ETFs have some value. The problem lies in the disclosures.
Pretty criminal that they let Direxion obfuscate the 5% interest rate they're currently paying on their total return swaps.

So many novices in this thread and elsewhere think that leveraged ETFs like SOXL are giving them cheap margin access at a 1% expense ratio.

Another day of BOIL bagholders getting kicked in the head

>>54262794
>non-committal söylent language
I hate it too bro

The fed wants to have its cake and eat it too. They will continue to raise and backstop any disasters they cause.

>>54262746
there was a squirrel in my yard chirping like a bird yesterday lil fucker was making some real noise

>>54262793
>BOIL?

>>54262750

>>54262794
We used to call em "weasel words".

KICK JEWS IN THE HEAD UNTIL TOTAL BRAIN DEATH

>>54262793
You forgot spics. Spics are the absolute fucking worst. It you're a spic, kys.

>>54262758
I BUY BACK IN!

>>54247195

My heart says Crash.
My brain says Crash.

But my cock says we rally.

>>54262839
catch that knife my g

Anyways do you guys believe in divine guidance? My cat brought in a rabbit the other day unharmed, and I let him go. I firmly believe god is guiding me

Why the fuck does the meeting take place at the end of the day and not at market open?

>>54262810
One day I will see 7 dollars again and I won't get greedy

>>54262857
there is no god

>>54262819
They will cave and just let inflation run wild because they are run by weak women and faggots. They will just say 5% inflation is acceptable while continue to make up the stats while real inflation will run 10% plus they don't give a fuck they are close to the printers

>>54262803
anons of /smg/, reply to this post if you have coomed on this image before

>>54262838

SKEWER SPICS, BEAT THEM IN THE STREETS

>>54262881
I don't have a printer, but sure.

>>54262797
retards buying exit pump calling bailouts QE
wait for the fear, everyone says hard recession is coming but very few are putting their money on it yet

>>54262875
>there is no god because i say so
Cringe,

>>54262874
>One day
That's the spirit.

>>54262903
i wish there was, but its pretty obvious if you actually think about it.

Bro what the actual fuck Petco beat on earnings and barely, BARELY missed eps and it's down like 15%

Fucking sick of being kiked day in and day out nobody here even has any explanation or advice aside from hoarding memecoins

Fuck this board I'm fucking done

>>54262765
total game changer, 25 bepis is all that's needed to fix the world

>>54262902
>wait for the fear, everyone says hard recession is coming but very few are putting their money on it yet
right on

Well, this turned out to be a nigger tiered edition of /smg/. Weird and awkward lull in anticipation for Powell later today. See you faggots later.

>>54262838
I'm just want to play the market.

>>54262898
Is that a zombie from the 1990's? I'm not opening that pic, but the face looks dead.

>>54262854
Sure, natural gas is a thing of the past…

>The shit tigers Randy. They're growling. They can smell the shit hurricane heading for SPY.

>>54262750
>Liberal philosophy-major friend got me to read Jung
>I now unironically believe this
I am memed

Funny how all bobos stopped posting

>>54262783
I am a mere learner
For instance, I don't know what the fuck the Fed is going to do today lol

>>54262803
Reality itself conforms to expectation, but it goes way beyond us as humans. Rocks have rock-like expectations of reality. Gravity has gravity-like expectations of reality. What we think of as physical laws are self-reinforcing habits of information that result in templates that the physics of energy must follow. EVERYTHING is the result of positive and negative thinking, but it can be hard to see the magic sometimes because you have to fight against every pebble's thoughts if you want to shift a mountain by will alone. Much easier to shift your hands with your mind and work the mountain physically than psychically.

>>54262922
Lmao dude you should have invested in white women. Invest in CHWY.

>>54262954
We didn't have zombies until 2002 anon.

>>54262963
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>54262922
I think im gonna buy a pet rabbit from there now

What is this pattern called

wouldnt it be hilarious if as soon as jp makes his announcement the market immediately tanks and we hit circuit breakers no matter what he says

>>54262965
tldr didn't read self actualized

>>54262591
y-yea i'll do that
one of these decades...

>>54262989
goodbye gains

>>54262989
Good thing NVDA and SOXS aren't coupled

>>54262879
It's 50/50 according the the CME. On one hand banks assholes are getting stretched, on the other hand unemployed and CPS are doing good.
I really can't say what they should do. Not cutting rates because of banks could cause panic, but increasing rates would inevitably hurt banks.
My question is, how the fuck did inflation get this bad in the first place? COVID? It seems extremely irresponsible kek.

>>54262960
Jung is good shit. Ignore Freud, his nephew Eddie is a lot more relevant.

ZIM Bros, is this our Hour?

>>54262963
anon, FOMC hasn't even started.

>>54262989
The Rocker inverses me pattern.

>>54262591
I learned how to do that immediately after I ate a major loss. It looks to me like that's the fastest way to go about it: put money you can't actually afford to lose into the market and lose a large chunk of it.

Is this just an algo pump going into the FOMC in like 4 hours?Why would they do this?

>>54263034
This is schizo shit

>>54263034

>>54263027
They will raise by 25 and then say they are "pausing" aka rate cuts are coming soon

>>54263063
I wouldnt really call it a pump yet. Also, Im down 70 cents on the day NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>54263064
lolno

>>54263064
Jung is bullshit; Bernays is the reason we have the media torture machine.

>>54262922
Thanks for playing kid, see you tomorrow.

>>54263027
>It's 50/50 according the the CME.
So they literally have no fucking clue.

When does Jerome do his thing?

>cryptofags are trying to shill their truflation crap in the catalog again

>>54262960
Go read the scientific research on psychic phenomena from people like Dean Radin and Rupert Sheldrake. We can confirm statistically that consciousness is capable of things like remotely accessing any data that ever has or ever will exist, including alternate possibilities that won't happen in reality, and influence the outcome of random events like coin flips or random number generators. One of the research teams working out of Princeton (Princeton Engineering Anomalies Research Lab, overseen by the dean of engineering at the time) even made a sort of synchronicity chatbot with the idea being that your ability to influence random systems allows for a random messaging system to be "used" to send yourself messages that have special contextual meaning at the moment you receive them. I replicated that sort of chatbot myself with a version set up to use messages relevant to raiding in WoW and let me tell you that it fully works. I was getting warnings about danger a few seconds ahead of time that allowed me to dodge errant AoE and wipes. I got messages of "nice job" and "easy fight" at the same time our raid leader said the same exact words. The odds that any one message would trigger at any specific time are incredibly low, so seeing consistently relevant messages will shatter any doubts you have about the supernormal.

uh oh, i can trade today. you know what that means? that means im going to lose money because I always pick the wrong direction on FOMC days.

>>54263064
You call it schizo because you have been conditioned to, molded by forces to perceive those ideas as outlandish and impossible
A perfect example

>>54263089
Yeah I wouldn't call it a pump when NVDA goes straight up for 3 months nonstop. Hmm nothing strange about that at all.

>>54263137
You are the dumbest motherfucker I've ever seen. Even the dumbest /x/tard is more sensible than you.

>>54263130
an hour before close which means an entire day wasted to violent crabbing

how do I short messoy

buy bitcoin

>>54262972
white women will do this until some day one of them gets pregnant and we have another arab race

>NVDA up another 2% today
wow this must be the ultimate stock that only goes up. its just going to trend to 1 million per share.

Isn't this a little early for the pumping to start?

>>54262641
i see you

>>54263149
which direction you're going to choose

this NVDA bullshit is insane. the rug will be really epic

cant belive that BITCH Powell is going to pivot

FRC CHADS
We’re healing

>>54263158
I can tell you that at the sub atomic level everything is connected and what we perceive to be tangible is nothing more than pure energy. Everything is connected and while events may seem random, all events are predetermined.

>>54263205
if he says something bullish im going to go short at the EOD.

>Nvidia has to go down

>>54263220
That's much smarter and likely than the crap that other nigger is spouting (it's still retarded).

POURING SALT IN MY VEINSSSSSS
TEARS MAKE UP MY BLOOOD NOWWWWWW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wacHJ81uGlM

AG looking slurpable ngl

>>54263158
You are trying to argue against research which has surpassed the statistical significance that Nobel Prize winning research has. If you want to disbelieve this stuff, you have to throw out everything less probable than gravity and the speed of light because most of our sciences are less well supported than psychic phenomena research.
And the best part is that anyone can go out and confirm it for himself because all you need is your mind and some experimental procedures, which have been highly documented. Anyone can get into remote viewing with a 10 minute introduction and a pad of paper.

>>54263320
You are so profoundly retarded, it's amazing that you can even remember to breathe on your own.

NVDASAMA I KNEEL..

>>54263320
How is this business related?

>just got options enabled
What now?

And just like THAT!

>>54263227
You can laugh but it's gone way out of all normal technical ranges at this point. Stoch RSI is 100, it's massively overbought. P/e is at 115. There are resistance levels it's coming into now. There's nothing normal about this, especially going into a FOMC and when banks are crashing. There are gonna be a lot of new baggies when the rug is finally pulled. Today could be that catalyst.

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>>54263363
Buy calls on FRC.

>>54263363
You buy puts against your longs as hedges.

>>54262747
AY YO THIS NIGGER TRADIN' RSI!

I would like BOIL to go over $5 today, Thank you.

where are all the paid collapse posters that try to foster division and FUD in our western values?

>>54262794
>expecting strong opinionated language from a trained language model
retarded fucking NPC. I bet this shit can predict the future, too, you brainlet

>>54263151
I mean it's pretty obvious shit if you are remotely awake. Every American zoomer wants to be or date a 6 ft twink racially ambiguous mutt with broccoli hair that listens to nigger music that dresses like a homosexual.

It's literally the jews. Pic related

>>54263363
Lose money

>>54263388
If it does, sell it then buy back in under 4!

I haven't seen VIX being this tepid ahead of FOMC in a long time

also
>females brokers

>>54262747
RSI is a momentum indicator retard

>>54263388
NO

IT NEEDS TO GO BACK OVER 7 SO I CAN SELL

>>54263346
>Stock Market Prediction Using Associative Remote Viewing by Inexperienced Remote Viewers Background and Motivation
>https://www.researchgate.net/publication/272151807_Stock_Market_Prediction_Using_Associative_Remote_Viewing_by_Inexperienced_Remote_Viewers_Background_and_Motivation
>Ten inexperienced remote viewers attempted to predict the outcome of the Dow Jones Industrial Average using associative remote viewing. For each trial in the experiment, each participant remotely viewed an image from a target set of two images, one of which he or she would be shown approximately 48 hours from that time. Of the two images in the target set, one corresponded to whether the Dow Jones Industrial Average (DJIA) would close up, while the other corresponded to whether it would close down at the end of the intervening trading day. For feedback, the viewers were shown only the picture actually associated with the actual market outcome. In aggregate, the participants described the correct images , successfully predicting the outcome of the DJIA in seven out of seven attempts (binomial probability test, p < .01). Investments in stock options were made based on these predictions, resulting in a significant financial gain.

>>54262795
I didn't know the Semis were a hedging to recession lmao

>>54263403
my issue is that if your told me this shit was just plugged in to quora, i'd believe you. every answer reads like a pr statement

>>54263443
Okay retard mind telling me why that isn't relevant here?

Huge products draw this week.

>>54263457

>>54263282
I'd just like to add, I haven't heard that song all the way through in my life, and it's horrible. My apology.
I hope you understand, it was needed.

starting to think about shorting SPY, according to the "SPX value vs net liquidity" model...
though i still haven't done the math

>>54263470
>my issue is that if your told me this shit was just plugged in to quora
it was trained using data from many, many websites. where tf do you think it repeats info from?

>>54263457
how exactly does being trained in the ability to vaguely guess the locations of soviet military installations allow you to predict the future?

>>54263447
You need to average down at much lower levels so that you don't need it to go nearly as high to at least lose much less. I cut my losses better than in half by doing that and selling a small pump. I will continue to buy in lower and sell higher to do that while awaiting a relative mooning in the Fall/Winter. I do want to be in it as much as possible, rather than out of it, but the relatively decently timed outs save me some on drops.

>>54263384
>You buy puts against your longs as hedges
but doesnt this just mean youll be breaking even?

when do we short NVDA

do you guys think SOXL is going to manage to hit $20 soon?

TO A PLACE WHERE BLIND MEN SEE

>>54263482
did you short NVDA in january when stoch rsi hit 100?

25bps and we pump bigly. It's written in the stars.

How many bongs until Jerome?

>>54263547
Psychic phenomena are completely unbound to time. You can look at something happening anywhere, anywhen.
But the setup for stock picking is simple. On Monday you remote view yourself checking the market at the close on Friday. You can abstract it by writing the market result on a piece of paper in some simplified form and view that instead.

>>54263579
Dont think to hard about it. SELL! BUY! SELL! BUY! BOTH!

UVXY fucking bros???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaKgRe6GuUQ

>>54263584

>>54263540
i know it's basically just a search engine, but instead of just saying "bro idk, do your own research" when given a question that doesn't have a definitive answer, it gives a gigantic response about a bunch of incredibly vague shit, much like when people who don't know the answers to things on Q/A boards do when they just want fake internet points. my problem is that people look at that and think it's an actual fucking answer

Open Bloomberg News Live on youtube after years of never watching TV.

>AMC
>GME
>Very emotionally charged language
>Most women are hideously ugly

is DCA only for retards?

>>54262532
This the banka cried for bailouts so now they will be RATING PRESSED by Jerome's big fat Hikes.

>>54263601
No but that's not the only thing I've been looking at
>>54263369

>>54263579
I'm joking because most people here are absolute degenerate abyssal black gorilla nigger retards with 0 sense of risk management and just gamble with options rather than using them to remain neutral.

>>54263626
3 bongs and 10

>>54263723
okay well if you have confluence of TA methods that have worked for you in the past go for it. Beware of the stocks with retard strength tho

>>54263649
4.64 average
sold half when it hit 7 and getting ready to dump the rest if jerome computers fake pumps the market

>>54263585
try 200

>>54263584
at 232

>>54263661
True. That said, it's a bit like a 100 level book intro chapter. It might still jog your memory or fire something you didn't see before.

>>54263723
Honestly nvidia is gonna keep going up and up and up and then one day, could be today, tomorrow, next month, next year, a butterfly will flap its wings and the whole fucking thing will implode. But for now it pumps

this fucking retard on CNBC just said there's no strategic use for the CCP to collect data on american teenagers/young adults. he also said there's no point banning tiktok because the chinese will just spy on us anyway. he should be executed on national television.

>>54263695

>>54263746
why would you want to remain neutral im trying to make money

>MY DUDES, CHECK OUT THE GAMESTOP STOCK

>>54263809
Because some people have money they want to protect. Keeping money > losing money
>inb4 martingale degeneracy

>>54263529
NOT SELLING MY TULIPS

I did read something that was to the extent that institutional investors are pissed they didn't get in on the bullrun. So I wouldn't be surprised if the feds do 50 just to pop the bubble. Remember the feds don't serve the people, they serve the banks. And the house always wins

>>54263746
you got a lot of really good photos conducive to fantasizing about blasting fat globs down her throat

>>54263695
>Mindless buying everytime you get a wagie paycheck

what do you think?
Just sold WAL, PACW, FRC for another easy scalp rather than hoping and praying for a miracle like a DCA baggie. Gives me a nice income while bobo and mumu battle it out.

>>54263639
>unironic Art bell posting at 10am
Kek

>>54263830
why would you protect when you could grow? is everyone you ever met a degenerate?
don't answer that...

Why should the fed have this much power? The fed shouldn't even exist

WOOP WOOP
PULL UP PULL UP

>>54263770
Why so bullish on Soxl? Or are you just memeing

The dot plot is all that matters

>>54263866
Anon, you gave it to them. You signed the papers. You may have been half asleep, but is this not your signature? You consented. This is all your fault.

>>54263798
The actual purpose isn't to collect data, it's to subvert American youth and culture. The Chinese learned well from the jew, they ban LGBT shit and degeneracy in their own country but push it as much as possible on American youth via tiktok.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgMyRjBdgsg

>>54263824
inflation and the memeconomy don't stop until GME is dead an buried. this is a bad (g00d) sign.

Does anyone here have that graphic of big and small banks failing right now compared to bank failures in 2008? I forgot to save it earlier

>>54263849
Yes.

>>54263862
Again, losing money is worse than not making money.

Slurping some PACW

>>54262499
I'm betting on this as well, even though it's the wrong decision to make because it will assfuck the majority of the population who are living paycheck to paycheck. In the end the people at the bottom always get the short end of the stick even though it was the people at the top who created this mess to begin with

>>54263866
I'm going to report you for antisemitism.

>>54263639
>>54263859
Caller, turn down your radio please

Times like this, I'm glad I have some AQB

>>54263904

>>54263866
Every president who has tried to speak against it has been assassinated. So, take that as what you will.

EVEN NATURAL GAS IS PRETTY MUCH CRABBING

FUCKING MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE, MAKRETS

>>54263911
ACK!!!!!!!

you know the saying,
if its red before FOMC
bobos will be drinking mumus green pee

>>54263866
No one else on Earth can handle that power.

>>54263859
isn't there some quote about millionaires don't use astrology, but billionaires do?

>>54263898
true

We keep bouncing off $400 SPY

>>54263969
>it's J.C.

MAC D buy signal on S&P

it's over bears. we going up.. huh...

>>54263529
QRD on Jerome/Wolfenstein origin story?

>>54263908
gonna buss' to swiftie for the first time in my life lads, these teasing photos simply be too much. be a dear and send me a reminder when JPow hits the stage

JWN. It's not too late.

I- I cant survive another bullrun.
please for the love of god just let this market crash, we all know its fake.

>>54264001
muh bitcorn doin a lil sumthin sumthin

>>54264063
Buy signal on a fake/gay hopium/copium pump.

If I wasn’t poor I’d put it all on the options. But options are making me poor

>>54264105
then why buy more? plus vix will drop further when powell talks so timing is early

>>54263901
I've heard that melody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q

Bullish or bearish?

>>54263866
I dunno, just bow down

>>54264141
Extremely bullish

BTC literally won't stop pumping. My COIN MARA RIOT MSTR literally won't stop pumping

>>54264088
Are they getting bought out or something?

>>54264141
Would be based if he actually did that.

gentlemen, if jpow heems me today i will be officially heemed out of the market

>>54264141
hope he remembers his bulletproof vest

>>54263137
>a sort of synchronicity chatbot
can you share any more info on this? a quick search turned up nothing useful

Jerome used to be someone. He was a badass raising rates and he didn't give a fuck. Now look at him, acting like a little bitch with his 25 bps, because of muh banks and muh political pressure. Pathetic.

>>54263195
You've got it all wrong. Dogs are actually the result of arabs fucking white women.

>>54264084
Better make it... Swift.

>>54264217
This afternoon you'll see what he can do with just 25 bps and a half hour on the mic.

Crab Crew, how we eatin?

>>54264241
SOMEONE STOP THIS MAN

Looks like 380 on SPY was the bottom...

>>54264253
$450 so far

I just learned I can make my yogurt last longer if I add milk or cream.
What should I play on this?

>>54262469
Anything they announce will be seen as bullish.

Prepare for a GIANT green dildo right up the ass of shorts.

the holographic reality enjoyer in this thread is dangerously based

>>54264259
>SIlicon Valley faggots thought it was a good idea to bother this man on the weekend
The Nasdaq is dead. It just doesn't know it yet.

Imagine being fuckboy J Pow right now

>>54264230
I spoke about a new undiscovered race. Of course I know of the fact that arabs came to existance due to monkeys having sex with goats and are of course not related to whites at all.

>>54264177
probably not, it's just a reasonable family owned business that is decently shorted (~22%) that Ryan Cohen also bought, who is the meme of the week.

>>54264168
I got my CLSK nibba...

>>54263911
>>54264017
I feel like buying back at 10.5, but WAL has the better looking chart

>>54262501

>>54262501

>>54262501

>>54264096
ok it's fake so go along with it dum retard

>>54264217
did they annonuce 25 bigboi points yet? I thought it was at 2pm EST?

>tfw 50 bips

>>54264284
and you know where monkeys are from right

>>54264253
lol

Just gonna keep DCA sens I guess

>>54264328
no. enlighten me

>>54264316
No they haven't announced it, but most people think it's gonna be 25. I wanted 50 >:)

>>54264096
The market wil crash the moment you capitulate. Always has, always will.

>>54264449
How old is this? doesn't even look like the same person

>>54264562
What being fed chair does to a mf.

Outsider here, not working on Wall Street.

Could be .25 but honestly I have no idea. Brokers may or may not be celebrating or freaking out right now. It’s anyone’s guess.

>>54264562
That photo is from 1978

>>54262532
True but just because it would be the smartest decision doesn’t mean they’re gonna do it. The fed right now is under a lot of pressure, and there are a lot of doves at meeting. Powell talks a big game but he basically caves at any opportunity he can to provide stimulus. The economic data has to twist his arm constantly to get him to raise rates. They’re already behind schedule to fix a printing spree THEY CAUSED. Would it make sense to raise rates 25-50 basis points? Yeah. Is JEROME and the acme financial board going to do that? No. They’re gonna pause if they think they can get away with it.

100 BEPIS POINTS FOR SLURPINDOR!

>>54262592
I actually just got in. $12 bags were too sweet to ignore. Sold monthly puts at $25 to drink that juicy iv and give myself a nice margin of safety. FRC isn’t a dying retailer with no business model. It is an effective bank that had a bank run and is now getting support by the top 20 largest banks around and being given special attention by the fed and the treasury. This business has a market cap of 2 billion dollars. Elon Musk could buy it out over the weekend on a dare from his ex girlfriend. They have a big loss on their balance sheet, and the fed or JP is going to cover it.

>>54262641
Im long soxl short vol and it feels pretty good ngl.