/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54249245
who the fuck records these staged videos...

stop your fucking tiktoc'ing and serve me my pizza

>>54249331
It's a woman thing, you wouldn't get it.

>>54249245
I bet it was a black customer.

>>54249245
tip culture is a meme. companies force customers to pay extra just to be able to advertise cheap products. fake and toxic, tip culture should be cancelled and wages should go up

>>54249471
Wages should be eliminated. People who occupy these positions could and will be replaced by machines, the sum of whose parts is materially and intellectually more valuable than anything an adult nigger delivering pizza has to offer.

They shoulda given dat nigga some pizza desu!

>>54251957
whores in stores?
what is this

>>54251978
It's bait to get replies.

>>54251957
Thots in shops?

>>54251957
Sluts on Stairs?

>>54251957
Bitches on a ladder?

>>54251957
SSRI smiles in the aisles?

>>54252368
>SSRI smiles

what?

>>54252368
kek

>>54252368
kek

>>54252368
kek

>>54251978
>whores in stores
kek

>>54251957
I like their fat asses in shiny pants.

>>54252368
+2

>>54252368
Holy shit LOL

>>54249245
OHHHGG WAAAAGGIE TIME TO CRANK THOSE TUNES

>>54252368
*audible chuckles

>>54253243
Time for your mandatory team building exercise wagie

>>54251957
mans in the stands

>>54249245
I asked bing chat to write me a story about a wagie.

>>54253341
how do people do this and not just an hero and maybe even rack up a high score in the process? serious question. i'd literally rather die.

>>54252159
That’s what I said
>>54252368
I don’t get the joke

>>54253383
depressing

>>54253386
That's what they all say. Now get in line wagie!
https://voca.ro/1n29vYk1n2Kf
>>54253341
SIR YES SIR!

>>54253383
>he had to work 12 hours a day, six days a week

pretty sure this is illegal irl. please tell me this is illegal irl. i don't want to be wrong about this one.

>>54253578
Looks like a wagie slave auction with the people looking at the wagies deciding which ones to buy.

>>54249398
She wasnt robbed

>>54252368

Kek

>>54253341
>>54253578
WE ARE WE ARE
WAL MART
*CLAP CLAP*

>>54251860
I 100% agree but the logistics involved is a lot harder than one would think. Nobody working these jobs is happy to be there. Haha. Not like I enjoy being around people haha. Not like I have a family and I’m not a fapper on 4chan

>>54249471
The workers at these companies don't want that to happen. They know that they as workers are making way more on tips than they ever would with a "fair wage" and tipping abolished.

>>54249245
Lol

>>54253383
AI is getting too good, I'm not remotely in the same situation as this fictional wagie but feeling second hand depression from this story.

COMON WAGIE!!! I SAID THE BOX ON THE TOP SHELF!!! DON'T DROP IT WAGIE, OR I WON'T TAKE IT!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b1NOLpwCz8

>>54251957
Imaging bending them over in the plumbing isle tho.

>>54253383
is there like some demon writing these things. that shit is spooky.

>>54253578
God look at those boomers watching. Disgusting

Got this a few days ago along with a "talking to"

>>54252368
Very nice

>>54252368
KEK put me in the screencap

>>54251957
tarts on a cart?

>>54254741
> Clocked in at 9:31 for a 9:30 start
Dafuq, also is that some ESL shit?

>>54251957
the one on the right looks like a whore that I propositioned in a shopping mall about 10 years ago. I still fug her once every couple of months when she needs money.

The first time I met her I asked her "how much" and she said she'd let me fug if I got her a new camera. I gave her my old Nikon d3000 which I thought was a good deal at the time.

I live in the entertainment district so she'll call sometimes and say "I need 60 bucks" and then she comes over, I blow a load in her, and then an hour later I'll see her wandering around with her friends outside the bars.

>>54253587
i dont think it is but they may have to pay overtime. im not sure. I used to work 15 hour days between two different jobs

>>54254741
ex-office wagie here

>be me
>one of the few people who give (enough) of a shit to show up 5 minutes early
>Plenty of people show up late all the fucking time on hot summer days with no punishment
>Boss favorites most of the time
>do this for 9 months showing up early
>management seems to be satisfied with my work and attendance
>or management just doesn't give a shit about me
>never had problems or talking to with them, sorta just fade in the background
>Snow storm day
>Everybody scheduled calls out
>except for me and 1 other guy
>Show up in my shitbox 15 minutes late
>Walk in
>Manager giving a shit blasting to my coworker infront of me who was 10 minutes late and showed up
>He's shaking in his boots over deduction of pay, written up, all this random shit
>Whatever ill just get to my desk
>Boss blocks me
>"Where do you think your going anon, you're late too, you're getting deduction.... official written warning..."
>Cut him off
>"Fuck off, i came in, you wanna be an asshole ill just wait in my car for 6 people to get the work day going. I can't speak for beta wagie"
>NO NO NO DONT BE LIKE THAT ANON I NEED-
>walk back past him
>IF YOU LEAVE YOU ARE FIRED
>Go outside
>sit in car, just drinking coffee for an hour
>my cellphone rings off the hook
>nobody is there except for manager and piss-my-pants beta wagie
>still ringing
>manager is looking out the window at me
>just gesture and shrug in my car and sip coffee
>he is so fucking mad
>Nobody comes after 2 hours
>Manager walks out, and fumbles through the deep snow to my car.
>knocks on my window
>I roll it down
>"Please anon, just come in, nobody is here and we have to meet deadlines."
>Tell him if i'm doing the work of 4 other people i want double pay, and paid for the two hours i was here (sitting in my car)
>WHAT?
>start rolling up window
>Boss caves in and apologizes
>Get in writing for my double pay and got my full shifts pay

Why can millennials or zoomies get some balls to standup to shit-ass bosses

>>54254741
I worked in retail hell for about 5 years altogether. Easily the worst 5 years of my life.

>>54252368
Based

>>54253475
nah, REAL

>>54254741
wtf, as a WFH salary Chad, I will never understand this

>>54256328
but if you didn't HAVE to do it you could have a fucking blast like I did as a kid.

>>54253705
kek

>>54254683
I know. Wagies are disgusting. The boomers have every right to gawk at them.
>be boomer
>buy house in 1972 for 7k
>buy a bigger house for wife and 3 kids
>rent the other one
>kick kids out in 18 years
>move into smaller house
>rent that one out
>use rent to supplement traveling the lands in an rv to gawk at wagies nationwide
Maybe if those wagies work harder they too can achieve this. However, I highly doubt it. Sad!

>>54254138
https://youtu.be/JOkQJm_UGM4
https://youtu.be/iN9eAI46bu0
>it's real

>>54252368
outstanding

>>54254741
I would quit on the spot. Even at Walshart we got a 9 min buffer time. As long as you clocked in/out no earlier or later than 9 total minutes, no one gave shit.

>record scratch
>freeze frame
>"yup, that's me"

>>54256431
>not living in a co-op

Feels good to be living in the best form of housing, debate me

>>54251957

dumb cunts using a home depot ladder fucking wrong?

>>54256629
I have never felt so lucky to be a corporate shill. Or as

>>54256415
Put it, a
>WFH salary Chad

I may work with useless pajeets and see millions get wasted each month, but goddamn, I'm so comfy and appreciated and get to just think, plan and direct others for a living.

>>54256783
No, educate me on what that is.

>>54256783
At least you don't have to mow a yard in a co-op? I'd never heard of them until now.

>>54256945
Don't get too fat there wfh Chad. How will you ever stay healthy if you don't do the Walmart boogie and great value shuffle for retired Nam vets every morning at 9:30 sharp?

Who doesn't love a fairytale romance?

Ohhhhh wagies, time to sleep so you can wake up bright and early to drive 2 hours in traffic to the office.
>Don't forget you're here forever

>>54254495
Yes, I believe the AI has revived the tech of the elder race. This is the Babylon system

>"Anon, could you clean up the bathroom? Some customers are complaining that it's dirty. Thanks."

>>54251957
whats the answer? it has to rhyme with ladder. bladders on the ladder.

>>54252368
based

>>54251957
built for BBC

Just enough 'luxuries' (Big TVs, smartphones, goyslop, consumable media) to keep the wagies happy.

I bid yee all a doo
Goodnight wagiehaters!

>>54257188
Ah yes, the standard American diet hard at work

>>54257494
>If only you knew how bad things really are

>>54257532
>WW2 veteran
>during the pandemic
that dude would have to be like 95 years old

>>54257560
Someone should edit that on there.

Also, when this pic was first floating around, some anon recognized what kind of pizza that was... apparently it came in packs of 2, so they literally gave the anon half of a frozen mini-pizza box.

>>54251957
four blown-out holes on a staircase that rolls

>>54257176
fucking kek

>>54254177
Remember anon, it's never too late to change :)
Actually it is its over for us. The story describes me too. Everyday is the same and my job makes me want to put a gun in my mouth.
At least wagie (self) hate threads help me cope

>>54249245
>black doesn't want to work
>newsworthy
Pick one.

>>54252368
Hi /r/4chan!

>>54256769
Classic
>Remember your purpose wagie

>>54256769
that kid reached octaves unknown to man

>>54254213
Wagie wagie, lift my boxie
Chop chop, top shelf, don't be lazy.
Ragie ragie, scream and fume
Boomer wants his new bathroom.
Wagie wagie, hurt your spine?
Want a tip? Won't get a dime.

>>54256769
Sauce?

>>54254963
If you are late one minute for your shift you get shit on for it and you can get fired.
>>54254741
I had this happen. Worked 4yrs at this store and they still got on me even though I came on time for all those years. Fuck them glad I've been a neet for 10+ years and I am still a neet at 36. I'd rather kill myself before I worked retail again.

>>54257020
You can tell she used to be a looker

>>54254969
this happened

I understand hating wagies but people just shitting on things to piss off people that likely want to kill themseoves everyday just seems cruelty for its own sake.

>>54259281
Prostitution? Yeah, quite a lot.

>>54259270
Retail is fine as an early 20something but seeing 30+ year olds there is one of the most depressing sights to witness

>>54259286
Everyone in this thread is a wagie.

Holy shit I’m maxxing out my student loans like a chad after reading this thread. Keep waging!

>>54259286
Wagie threads are more about hating the system than hating wagies in particular.
People are so fucked up nowadays because everything is repressed, so this kind of catharsis is good for wagies, NEETs, and salarychads alike.

>>54259286
>people just shitting on things to piss off people that likely want to kill themselves everyday just seems like cruelty for its own sake.

yup. that's humanity. you sound like you're surprised or something? reality is absurd. read the myth of sisyphus some time. we need meaning in our lives but meaning is made up, it's subjective, there's no objective meaning for us to discover. that's the great discovery of modern humans. and this is one of the results.

i mean, to be fair, just look at history. humans have always been cruel to other humans, even just for it's own sake. Viktor Frankl was in Auschwitz, and he said that there were times when he would be lined up, and they would have to carry very heavy stones from one end of the yard to the other, and then back again. And there was no point to it whatsoever. It was purely designed to make them suffer. The sad thing is, it has always been like this, and it will likely always BE like this. It's part of the human condition. Funny that so many people think they're going to heaven if such a place actually existed.

>>54251957
Hoes in Home Depots

>>54257560
It's a frozen Chicago Town or some knock-off pizza you get from Tesco. They literally pulled it out the frozen aisle, microwaved it and gave it to him. I'd be much happier with nothing.

>>54251978
Kek'd hard, omg.

>>54257065
Holy shit, she was only 24. Do you think she would’ve become another insufferable leftist had she lived or was she already there?

>>54253383
It unironically made me think.

>>54257188
>>54257546
What the fuck did she think was going to happen

>>54253383
this is me wtf

>>54257532
>smug look on his face
Fuck these envious failures, they deserve all the shitty customers, non-functioning equipment, and inflexible work hours they force themselves to stomach.

>>54252368
I uh... I don't get it...

>>54259270
>Fuck them glad I've been a neet for 10+ years and I am still a neet at 36. I'd rather kill myself before I worked retail again.

Yeah man, you sure showed them...

>>54249245
This is why I don’t eat out anymore. Waitstaff treat you like shit. And that’s only what you can see. You can’t see what nightmares go in the kitchen.

>>54257136
LMAO!

>>54254741
Worked at walmart years ago. Had one girl I worked with get written up for going 6 mins over her 40 hour weekly time. Ironically she was the best worker on the team.

>>54260426
Did she quit?

>>54249245
>delivery fee is not a tip
Yes it fucking is. Let the drivers get pissy, idgaf. Take it up with your boss about why they charge money for something that costs them nothing.

>>54251957
Pair on stairs? Or pairs on stairs as in 2 sets of tits?

>>54251957
baddie on a laddy

>>54252368
put me in the screencap

>>54249245

>>54251957
Sneed and chuck?

>>54253587
It isn’t illegal to take two jobs to make ends meet anon. That’s the reality of being a wagie. Even if the story is technically wrong in that he would’ve had to apply for a second job for that to be true, the sentiment is exactly that of your average wagie.

>>54254963
It’s not a 9:30 start. 9:30-4:30 are “core hours”, meaning “we have a lot of shit going on and you need to be here in that window”. Likely that the lazy bastard was supposed to be there at 8 like everyone else, but he couldn’t read the atmosphere and kept slacking off
>to 8:30 one day… then 9 the next…. Then oh boy I was up too late jerking off to hentai better show up at 9:30…. Wtf, a warning??? I’m gonna bitch to 4chin about this!!!1!!!
I bet the job is cool as fuck about the 8-9:30 window, he just pushed his luck with it like any zoomer.

My opinion is that being a wagie is perfect for unmarried women. If she's young it's punishing enough to teach her humility and if she's old enough it's punishing her for all of her mistakes. Men should be working the skilled jobs, owning businesses etc.

>>54257106
wtf were the TVs showing? a porno or something?

>>54251957
I was waiting for the ladder to collapse under the colossal weight of their gigantic fat asses.

>>54256860
lol sure showed them

>>54261226
It's an amusement park.
They set up cameras on the roller coasters and take pictures while you are on the ride, then try to sell you the pictures at outrageous prices when you get off the ride "for the memories."
The guy was just taking a picture of the picture with his phone for free like a Chad.

>>54253587
You do understand that in vast majority of places on the planet people work for 60+ hours a week and only get paid for 40?

if they don't like it, they can just go find another job :^)

>>54252368
all me btw

>>54249245
>rain delivery
How the fuck do you deliver rain?

>>54254741
>being yelled at by some ESL monkey retard via email
kek

>>54261782
SIR
VART IS DOING WRONG, SIR?
PLEASE ENSURE TO HAVE SUFFICIENT TIMING

>>54251957
Plebs on steps?

>>54251957
oldest profession on an ascension

>>54252368

SSRI and boxes of wine

>>54256860

He is going to lose the petty psychological warfare they're going to play on him

Yeah a commute and wasted gas sucks but now they have the idea of what riles you the fuck up

>>54251957
Whores in the cleaning aisle?

>>54259772
You know those Auschwitz atrocity porn tales have been deboonked right?

>>54257065
Respect the hustle, she's grinding it out with Jesus now.

>>54260426
What does "Written up" mean?

Written warning? What becomes of it, 3 strikes your out?

>>54257020
I have trouble accepting that all lives are worth living under the great eternal blessing, and that we are all one subconscious mind.
This pic is not helping.

>>54252368
nice

>>54257010
>The Wagie Wiggle

I dunno how i got so lucky. Im a literal retard who works from home making good money, i do the bare minimum most days (as in literally moving the mouse while watching tv or playing ps5) and I still get praised for everything by my colleagues as if i actually have a real job.

Is my whole life a pysop? Am i some billionaires kid who they're secretly looking after?

Explain to me as if I were an 11 year old how the world economy is doing and why banks are failing

Imagine getting upset about a wagie job. Just fuck around until they fire you. If you actually care about getting written up or even doing your job in the first place, you're doing it wrong.

>>54253383
>died of boredom
If only it were that easy

>>54263530
It's a blessed feeling. I make over double the average salary in my country and I work about 3 hours a week, I just stick a screwdriver on my spacebar the other 37. I did put 2 of my better years as a retail wagie though, so I feel like I earned it, karmically speaking.

>>54263530
Same here. I think I’m about to get a raise today too kek. Life is a dream.

>>54257494
Am I the only one who doesn't want anything from work for their birthday? It's just a job and 95% of the time it's cringe anyway

>The existential dread of being a NEET with no highschool education who has never held a job
I know this is in my future at some point, I just don't know when

>>54251957
Shemales on the rails?

>>54264064
>>54264121

Praise kek

>>54253410
>>54260361

He's implying they're on anti-depressants (SSRIs)

>>54253383
Why tf did it add the part about him never achieving anything and dying? You didnt even ask for that

>people choose to work for less than living wage in some god awful dystopian warehouse hell instead of unionizing or selling drugs
if i lived in america i would be selling drugs until i suicide by police when they catch me

>>54253383
add minimum wage and in debt of 250k

>>54251957
>You've heard of elf on a shelf
No I haven't

>>54253578
this is a humiliation ritual

>>54263167
They document your infractions so that way when you try to sue they have a paper trail.

>>54266136
mandatory "show us how much you really need this job" dance to keep the slaves in line

What are my options for getting out of waging without a full degree. I'm open to going for classes, but I'm ADHDtarded and don't want to deal with bullshit classes that have nothing to do with the field. I don't know anything about the college system

>>54251978
Lmao

>>54257494
I never come in on my birthday

>>54251957
Waht is the correct answer?

>>54253243
Yes because when I want to shop in a fucking Walmart I want to listen to a fucking top40 radio station.

The wage life is ideal if you're a skilled professional. I often come in late, browse 4chan during the day, and go home early but because it would be too hard to replace me my boss lets it slide.

>>54249398
>wagie wagie back in cagie
more like nigger nigger back in cagie

>>54266421
Got any rich relatives?

>>54254741
This is at walmart?

>>54259286
Where do you think we are?

>>54254152
This is the point every person that "hates tipping" doesn't understand. When I worked tipped jobs I did it on purpose and made more money. The only people that complain about it in practice are the lazy fucks.

>>54258861
Jesus christ

>>54266664
you're at the mercy of a customer who can on a whim not tip you, just because you "know how to work the system" doesn't mean you are not as much at the mercy of some boomer who would have liked to be called dr instead of sir and refuses to tip you because you didn't read his mind

>>54266565
Unfortunately not, I'm from a (legal) spic migrant family. I'm not in tune with my culture either

>>54252368
kEk

>>54257661
hahaha, FOUR holes ay????

>>54266912
mouth doesn't get blown out by dicks

>>54254741
That’s going on your “permanent record” slack ass.

>>54256783
co-ops are basically just condos before condos existed. some of them used to ban certain ethnicities and religions in the organizational documents on file at the registry of deeds as well, but thats not a thing anymore obviously

>>54251957
Snakes and ladders