/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54232365
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,106.166B, 97P = 21.713B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: 2,098.393B, 97P = 21.633B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>BlackRock and Vanguard increased their GME +300% Feb 22 to Feb 23
>Q4 + FY2022 earnings on Mar 21 AH

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Kek

https://twitter.com/WagmiGameCo/status/1637846389823614976?s=20

I literally will not be able to cope if nothing is announced tomorrow

kek rockbaggies

Reply to this post if you like the stock.

>>54232436
All the "nothing will happen" memetic energy about tomorrow is being redirected to the Trump issue. He's not getting arrested. This means GME will have a spicy earnings call.

Comrades I just heard JP Morgan is a Blackstone Fortress Cadia has fallen it's fucking over

How long can these banks Hwang on for??

>mfw my shares skyrocket in value tomorrow

UBS = DTCC = SNEED & CO = Credit Suisse = Archegos' stinky toxic bank-killing black hole asset that vacuums all liquidity out of anything in it's event horizon delivered right to the DTCCs holdings.

Federal Reserve = J.P. Morgan = The powers of (think of the) 6 (gorrillions worth of) central banks combined = Cornered into hyperinflation.

Ghost of Ex Market Maker Goldman Sachs' Gary Gensler that also never closed = Citadel Insecurities Kenneth Cordelle Griffin featuring as the bullet swapping, EFT loading, percolating pressure cooking, naked shorting market maker henchman goon coiling up shorts so tightly the green candle will look like a High Orbit Ion Cannon firing.

With these 3 simple ingredients, you too can destroy any behemoth financial opposition in a matter of moments, create a infinite liquidity pool to tap into at any time across 6 different geopolitical regions and logic error an algorithim to allow you to limit sell a share at any price.

Hedgies CAN tri-force. Kek hedgies.

>>54232437
>JP Morgan Fund Managers
>circa.2023

>>54232426
https://twitter.com/digestedbrain/status/1637894917505667087?s=20
I cant believe reddit got hyped over this shit. Those faggots have fudded me more than any shill

>>54232455
>tfw GME was the Warp all along

C'mon GMe

kek baggie bhenchuds

>>54232459
Bill Hwang was the hero we needed.

hedgies don't know about my dubs

>>54232452
We're literally Qanon now?

>>54232465
I've averaged down enough that a mere 2x will get me back to my cost basis

GME +120% tomorrow
16 to 35 is the moass

We are actually going to make it.

>>54232530
Never doubted for a minute.

>>54232517
no, moass is me telling your mom that she makes excellent curry.

>>54232530
Nothing like a banking crisis unfolding while I own a metric fuckton of naked short shares. I am comfy womfy, fr fr no cap.

Kek crypto baggies

>>54232497
100% Irish

>>54232559
shut up Ramdeep's mom DOES make excellent curry!

>>54232490
This girl is pissing me off now.
It's all about Tomboys from here on out.

>>54232612
>This girl is pissing me off now.
You fail the test test.

>>54232490
why everybody like gyros girl? why not borscht babushka?

>>54232612
Gay pic.

>>54232555
Yeah I'll check those trips
>>54232612
Extremely Based, anyone that doesn't like big tiddied tomboys has no testosterone

>>54232660
>anyone that doesn't like big tiddied tomboys has no testosterone
That pic is flat and soft.

Can I get a QRD on Sandeep?

Spent my last severance check on this dipperino.
Hope we make it soon lads....rent is due in a few....

t.unemployed af

>tfw MOASS

>>54232676
Go apply at GameStop sweaty. Ryan likes men that work HARD. You could become a manager and maybe your stocks will have vested by the time we MOASS

For me, it's anime girls

>>54232365
dumb fuck BAGGIES KEK

>>54232437

>>54232705
Tomboys would probably cosplay for you, just make them grow out their hair

Hello sers. My name is Dikshit Slabnabi Rimjabi Ramdeep. I have a beautiful wife, Cakslabi, and a son, Mayo. Please do not make us close out our GME shorts sers. Please think of my big tittied Indian wife as you graciously sell your jiemes. Please SERS please.

>>54232641
Pound sand, she will never possess the power of a tom boy.

>diluting and reverse split
Holy shit BBBY actually hates their investors.

This is now a Tom boy thread.

>>54232851
>Holy shit BBBY actually hates their investors.
Only one.

>>54232851
The funniest part is they are eating that shit up and anyone who says its not bullish is a "SHILL!!!!"
they will keep buying all the way down to $0.72, and then again all the way down from $7 after the reverse split

>>54232863
>long haired tomboy

OOUUUUHHHHH

>>54232863
that's a man with six fingers on each hand

Tomboys aren't "girls with short hair" you fucking retard

>>54232889
You envy the six fingered digitally composed masculine woman.

>>54232436
Nothing will happen tomorrow.
No trump arrest
No GME squeeze or dump
No banks will collapse
Even the hohol and the vatniks will take a break.
Enjoy your boring Tuesday
Take a walk
It's officially spring.
>except in India
>I think it's the start of rat season or something

Still Holding.

LE OOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ BAGGIE BROS WE SQUIZZLED .30 CENTS TODAY, WHAT COLOR LAMBO ARE YOU BUYING??

>>54232705
Anime isn't real love, you could possibly obtain the love of a tomboy post MOASS.

>>54233106
white of course

>>54233052
Still Holding!

>>54233046
you fool, it will happen tomorrow because after tomorrow is Wednesday.

We need a secured group for after everything happens. How will we track if we’re being targeted and killed one by one like the crypto billionaires??

>>54233237
>How will we track if we’re being targeted and killed one by one like the crypto billionaires??
They'll call you a noted antisemite in the news story about your death if you got rich from GME.

>>54233270
>GME chud plunges to his death from his single story Martha’s Vineyard estate. The seventh similar death this month. Experts say sudden wealth is associated with suicidal tendencies. Smelly GME chud Anons estate is set to be handled by the state.

>>54233355
chegged news report from the future

>>54233181
>funko pops come alive
already happened

>>54233237
deadman switch posting obituary on 4chan

>>54233237
What crypto billionaires

it's just starting.

>>54232426
Muh AAA games

>>54233537
It sure is

>>54233479
Exactly.

WAGMI

What's the cope tomorrow baggie bros?

>>54232490
>HNNNG
captcha: HW8D0N

>DRS up 5.2 million from last quarter
>slight miss on earnings, -$61 million in profit
>there will be an announcement you guys are going to like
I was never here.

>>54233815
My cope is that I'm about to pull trillions of dollars out of israeli coffers and then my frens are going to do the same

>>54232641
>>54233869
paging WAAGMI big font anon

>>54233889
>1pbtid
in bro we trust

WTF IS THE POINT OF THIS FUCKING THREAD

>>54233889
>889

I believe it

Wagmi

>he doesn't know the true purpose of this thread

can someone kek me i'm bored

>>54233889
Believable+++

M&A announcement will be tomorrow, but not with BBBY.

WAGMI. The announcement will be delicious.

>>54232437
Wagri

>>54234011
> Phil Collins gets on the call

>>54233953
kek

>>54234011
>WAGMI. The announcement will be delicious.
If the BBBaggYs neckrope at the same time as we make it my dick may literally explode.

>>54234011
Checked. I bet they annouce all GME holders get blowjobs and triple divvies nigga!

>>54234011
>Gme merges with Teddy
>RC gets on the earnings call
>After witnessing first hand the absolute failure that is the management of bbby, I feel as though there is an opportunity to compete against them in the home goods retailer sector

fractal go brrr

>>54233479
https://cointelegraph.com/news/crypto-billionaires-subsequent-deaths-spark-wild-theories-among-the-community

This doesnt include the millionaires that have died. First they wiped out the wealthy crypto holders, then they wiped out the wealthy crypto banks. Whats next

>>54234011

InvestorTurf @InvestorTurf
2m

BREAKING NEWS

US IS LOOKING FOR WAYS TO GUARANTEE ALL BANK DEPOSITS IF CRISIS GROWS.

That doesn’t sound good.

>>54234260
The play is to make it with GME and immediately put 20% into ISO20022 coins and 20% into metals

kek faggot retard baggies

>>54234220
They made the mistake of thinking they could make it without the Clinton's say-so

>>54234277
checked.
Its going to be a fucking mad race to convert fiat to anything.
Im gona sell before all of you and actually make it.

>>54234033
>I SAID YOUS GONNA BUY THIS NICKEL

Kenny scared

>>54234260
That doesn't inspire confidence

>>54234313
Selling is not making it. Generational wealth is hodling Coca Cola style

>>54234317
>not for publication
>gets published
kek

>>54234336
but ill have land, gold and guns.
You'll have numbers in a defunct financial system

>>54234352
bold assumption on your part that people will sell land, gold, and guns during the chaos.

>>54234277
>Land, precious metals, and bullets.
That's my investment.

>>54234372
im open to suggestions.. honestly.
What would you rather do?

>>54234375
>>54234352
>Owning land during a world system and guard change

>>54234394
I'll sell enough to not have to wage, and ride the rest of my XXXX stack to clown numbers. Stacking the means to sustain yourself during the ensuing chaos does not need a MOASS.

>>54234220
i'll just create a sovereign nation where the glowies aren't allowed
simple as

Banks green
Crypto mooning
Gme baggots getting left in their very red dust

>>54234317
he's shaking.

>>54234455
right whats all this then

My father was right. I'm a retard that fell for a get rich quick scam. I'm sorry bros. I can't take it anymore. Goodbye.

>>54234317
>>54234455

>>54234490
do a flip faggot

Holy fuck kek dumbfuck gme baggots

>>54234490
At least wait until earnings. Chobani might have something up his jewish sleeve
>inb4 cohen steps down

>>54234220
>

>>54234530
If RC stepped down and sold his stake I might actually be concerned. A big part of why I'm bullish on GME is that insiders aren't selling which means they believe they're going to get more money by hodling.

>>54234220
These are all very public crypto billionaires. Like Bill Burr always says, keep your mouth shut and count your money. Take care yourself and those closest to you and try and live as modestly as possible as in no private jets and barging into the country club with flip flops and a wide beater on. In other words, you'll be rich, not wealthy.

>>54233889
I have pinned all future sentiment about GME to this comment.

>>54234553
Wife beater*

>>54234490
It's dangerous to go alone. Take a TomBoy with you.

>>54234551
>If RC stepped down and sold his stake I might actually be concerned
No you wouldnt. There would be panic on here and superstink for about an hour until a "wrinkle brain ape" wrote a "DD" on why its actually bullish - and then you'd forget you ever liked Cohen in the first place
Meanwhile bathfags would take it as le ultimate sign that he's buying their shitty company instead
I doubt Cohen will actually leave because he doesnt want to get minecrafted by some reddit tranny but its an interesting thought exercise as to how quickly the narrative would shift
>Cohen was a citadel plant!

>>54234584
thats not a tomboy thats a lesbian

>>54234553
Exactly. Out of sight out of mind.

>>54233889
There has never EVER been an announcement during a gme earnings call. There won't be one this time. Earnings are negative. At best you dumbfucks got 200k shares and a -40% ytd to show for it

>>54234317
>>54234455
You love to see it.

>>54234596
Why does she have a penis then?

>>54234592
preemptive cope like this is the strongest fud
you should feel bad for writing such a homosexual post

>>54234592
>No you wouldnt. There would be panic on here and superstink for about an hour until a "wrinkle brain ape" wrote a "DD" on why its actually bullish - and then you'd forget you ever liked Cohen in the first place
t. has never worked for a startup

>>54234596
no such thing as a lesbian, just attention seeker or incel

>>54234631
>attention seeker or incel
>(You)

>>54234553
>Like Bill Burr always says, keep your mouth shut and count your money. Take care yourself and those closest to you and try and live as modestly as possible
The Bill Burr who makes his millions getting up on stage and performing infront of thousands of people - millions if you count the people watching his stuff on netflix?
The Bill Burr who does the late night TV circuit at least twice a year and has one of the top 10 comedy podcasts on spotify?
The Bill Burr who owns a helicopter and an LA mansion?
Thats the Bill Burr telling you not to draw attention to yourself and live modestly?

Holy fuck this is bullish.

Pic related

>>54234551
Don't forget that the new hires/insiders choose to be paid in shares instead of a traditional salary. It is even more so in their interest to see the price rise.

>>54234640

>>54234617
Im not trying to fud I'm just sick and tired of goalposts moving and everything being seen as bullish. Im jaded after 2 years desu
>>54234628
You're right. I havent worked at a startup, what does that have to do with it?

>>54234686
the solution is easy: just sell

>>54234686
>Im jaded after 2 years desu
sell and never come back

I'm going to get so many TomBoys post MOASS and there's nothing you conventional women loving freaks can do about it.

>>54234707
i dont think you know what a tomboy is

this is a tomgirl thread now

>>54234686
Anyone who's worked at startups for more than a few months knows all the signs of impending company collapse to watch for, because at one point our ability to pay our bills depended on that knowledge. Insiders selling their bags as the price declines is a major one. RC is attempting a startup-style turnaround, complete with equity-heavy compensation packages and a pivot into a new technology field (Web3). Therefore the usual startup warning signs should be used as exit markers.

I am bullish on GME because those markers have not appeared, and there does appear to be strong, steady progress on the turnaround. The one major roadbump was fucking FTX, but even then GameStop stayed focused on the turnaround and cut their losses early.

>>54234260
*sniff*
*sniff sniff*
PEEEEEEEEEE-YOUUUUUUUU

>>54234707
Begone tranny lover

>>54234134

>>54234011
I’m 99% certain it will merge with BBBY

>>54234782

>>54234782
Literally why would it.

>>54234782
It's 99% clear now that has never been the case. Oh well, if it is the case tomorrow, I will admit you were right, but if it isn't, you will never forget that you were wrong.

>>54234695
>>54234698
Fuck off shills

>>54234782
You bought a company where the CFO recently an hero'd. You had so much time to cut bait.

>>54234865
i think you might genuinely have a severe case of mentis retardatio

>>54234782
I don’t particularly care who the merger is with desu. Blockbusters website being back online makes me thinks somethings up.

>>54234811
I don't know or care why it would. I just know that if it did it would be extremely fucking funny, because everything that has happened with bbby has created the largest potential bear trap of all time across the board. It seems like a surefire slam-dunk short campaign that is on the precipice of making off with dozens if not hundreds of billions of dollars riding it down and the cherry on top is a wildly unpopular reverse split that the board can basically veto at any point in time even if the vote for it goes through and is a yes, and there's been some pretty insane coincidences with it and GME involving people leaving positions to avoid conflicts of interest which is what typically happens before a merger due to antitrust legislation.

GME WILL run, that is as certain as death and taxes at this point. It would surprise nobody that has even paid cursory attention to everything that has happened in the markets and anything at all about the stonk for the last several years. But at this point and really the whole way, bbby has seemed like it's going to fucking nothing and anyone putting a single penny into it is the biggest moron that ever lived, so it seems primed to squeeze in very fucking hilarious fashion if literally anything major and positive happens with it like a merger or acquisition. I've got five figures in GME and threw a grand at bbby half because of how funny it would be if it ran and half because of how much bitching and shilling against it has happened in these threads and how hard their own general gets raped by dikshitars and small mutilated genitals every motherfucking hour of every day. It in all likelihood will go to nothing but I'm still convinced there's a slim chance it rides to valhalla and rapedicks a lot of people hard enough for me to turn that five figures into six on gamestop.

>>54234892
>sell NFT licenses you own permanently, then only pay for bandwith to stream/download the media
>never again get shows pulled from le digital cable provider

sounds good to me

>>54234840
I’m all in GME for your information. I’ve been here daily since Jan 2021. I’ve been watching BBBY from the sidelines. I don’t have to spoon feed anyone here. If you actually spent time in these threads youd know.

>>54234756
yep a fractal

>>54234865
just sell

>FRAAAAAAGDAAAAAALLS!

>>54234317
>>54234455
>>54234502
kek shakies

Virtu comes in with the Defense! All these guys have twitters and post quite a bit. Why doesn't Kenny have his own twitter? Oh yea, it's because he cares about his "image" and if he actually shared a real thought people might not "like" him.

>>54234260
Oh baby~

>>54235019
It would be a shame if Doug accidentally replied to a message from someone that looked innocent enough

>>54235019
>competitor

>>54235019
>Kenny has to buy praise because nobody actually likes him

If the govt wants to make up crimes and pin them on people, I will too lol

>>54234948
I spent enough time in these threads to see when they started shilling BBBY again saying that RC decided to abandon the NFT turnaround for a merger that made no sense instead.
That even though he made it clear he sold and why, he's still secretly involved and is even the "shadowchairman" along with Icahn, who, according to ChatGPT(the most reliable BBBY DD provider) is involved with Hudson Bay, who aren't actually acquiring BBBY since it's sourced by those familiar with the matter, up until BBBY finally tells their shareholders that it was HBC after all. Oh, and merger monday isn't today, it's next Monday! and so on and so forth

I don't believe you(pic related)

>>54234915
>But at this point and really the whole way, bbby has seemed like it's going to fucking nothing and anyone putting a single penny into it is the biggest moron that ever lived, so it seems primed to squeeze
CONVERTIBLE WARRANTS, nigger. Squeeze potential is ZERO now.

>>54235095
Are you a wizard? How could you possibly know EVERYTHING?

>>54234317
They’re just finally doing something about the conspiracy bullshit. If they threaten to sue Reddit over it, all gme subs get deleted overnight

>>54235292
>If they threaten to sue Reddit over it, all gme subs get deleted overnight
Then why did they threaten InvestorTurf and not Twitter?
Fucking idiot

>>54235292
You’re a fucking retard.

>>54235324
Citadel may have a bag they waiting for IPO for. Letters may not arrive at the same place. Reddit may be investing how many liability they over generated content. What about my post implied that I was omnipotent anon? Genuinely curious how you read my comment that Citadel appears to be getting more active on controlling their press as “this guy is all-knowing”

>>54234807
Finally, a way I can break out this baby

>>54235292
Nah I dont think reddit shuts any of the memestock subs down until a baggie tries to play minecraft against someone important
Reddit gold awards on Superstonk probably constitute 10% of reddits entire revenue. And they're the only suckers dumb enough to have bought those reddit NFT profile pics

>>54235338
And you baggies are easy to poke into a blind rage.

>>54235019
Ken wouldnt do that

>>54234915
Dumbfuck baggie cope


Thank God for Citadel. You were never meant to make it.

>that's my secret, tranny, i'm always racist

>>54235420
>smart money is shorting before earnings
>this is bullish though

>54235443
>Smart
>Shorting GME
You can only have one of these

>>54235479
is Icahn dumb money then?

>>54235443
Go ahead, tell me about Citadel's Disney trip and record breaking revenue.

>>54235412
Why is his facial hair the gamestop logo

>>54235594
Cohencidence

>>54234317
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_lawsuit_against_public_participation#:~:text=The%20term%20was%20originally%20defined,public%20interest%20or%20social%20significance.%22
it's pretty much the definition of this, they don't want people filing complaints about them and their illegal behavior by the firm. It's important that people file complaints about them so they are protected under this, if you don't file a complaint it's not SLAPP.

>>54235650
yeah sure some schizo blew up all those granite slabs

Hello again sers. My wife, Cakslabi, will suck the penis of the first ser to sell his GME. Please accept my large breasted Indian wife and sell sers

>>54235443
'smart money' and 'the greatest investor of a generation' piled in on gme shorts at $.75 split-adjusted, so you tell me again how great they are at this.

>>54235019
they are sweating like pigs, CEOs are reading these people's tweets and responding personally. good chance Ken personally throwing a fit over it and begging his buddy to make a comment.

>>54234317

>>54235650
It will happen when the weather cools... then warms up again then cools again

>>54234915
lol just seeing the hedgies seeth at this does make me wonder.
Im playing both sides.. so I always come out on top

>>54235650
he blew them up so jp morgan could have some bags of nickel to sell.

>>54235857
I'm just not going to buy BBBY, also that isn't chocolate

>>54235019
i hope doug gets blocked and silenced like a bitch from investorturf. would cause so much malding

https://garyweiss-86200.medium.com/the-latest-adventures-of-judd-bagley-overstock-com-thug-turned-everise-marketing-vp-3601ec1b9508
What do you guys think of this?

https://vancouversun.com/news/local-news/the-wild-west-of-the-internet-b-c-mans-seven-year-ordeal-ends-with-million-dollar-libel-award
>The stories on Deep Capture falsely portrayed Nazerali as an arms dealer, drug trafficker, al-Qaida financier, and a member of the Italian and Russian mafias.
Where have we heard that one before?

Regardless of warning
The future doesn’t scare me
At all

Hold (G)me

Say it with me bros: No forward guidance or information at this time

>>54235792
they should point out Kenny's grandma is Jewish (a factual assertion based on her name) and watch the kvetchpocalypse unfold

>>54234011
Sears

Radioshack is another possibility. They only closed their North American physical stores and never declared bankruptcy. Recently they made a decentralized crypto exchange.

Dead thread, pre-copium already popping up that nothing happened tomorrow... Yeesh

I'm going to bed frens. See you all tomorrow for the rocket launch.
WAGMI!!!

>54236683
I have hundreds of thousands of people helping.
There is no need for "copium".

when is the short squeeze?

>>54236821
Starts during tomorrow's earnings call.

>>54234011
blockbuster, it'd cost $10 to buy them out.

Poor little coping baggies, they don't even go through that whole:
>"NO hype dates baggie bros!!1 we ALL know they're just from le evil hedgie indian SHILLIES trying to demoralize us when nothing happens by getting our hopes up beforehand"
Nothing, just their usual dead threads, with baggies spamming cringe nonsense meme edits... ;_;

>54234490
>quick

>>54236821
>>54236850

>>54235843
>Look I'ma be real we made that prophecy when we thought y'all would have climate change under control, what with the Paris Agreement and shit, there's a high chance it might happen when the weather is just kinda balmy

Kek crypto baggies

>>54236967
>Rod 'n ring still gon' strike tho, best believe.

>>54232365
So I tried to cancel my GameStop, changed my password to nigger cause the first change wouldn’t work, and it said I used that password before. I have never even thought the word nigger before just now. Wtf.

>>54237187
Nice attempt to get me to reveal my racist passwords, Mossad, not today.

>They are FUDing circadian rhythm/North American sleep schedules now
Kek shillies. We should make investment decisions based on Mongolian board activity, of course.

>>54237187
You should try "Kikes_Did_911". That's a very strong password.

>>54237219
Is that Ralph Waldo Emerson?

>>54236906
Its tomorrow

>>54237247
Unironically

Wagmi bros

>>54237429
They’re canceling my bank account

Borrowbros…

Did ryan make sure the earnings was on a tuesday so that MOASS would start on a wednesday and ensure the funk pop sentience timeline?

>>54237503
I have always wondered, does kt matter when moass begins, the peak, or when it ends?

>>54237542
Well, it's never gonna end, so I think it's when it begins, right?

You know one of these days two weeks will have come and gone and then one day you'll wake up and realize those fateful two weeks already happened. The entire global banking system is on fire right now as we shitpost. The European Central Bank, Swiss, Japan, Canada and England are all speeding up currency swaps from once a week to every single day as financial rats flee their sinking ships. Major banks have already failed. The first, second and third biggest bank failures in US history just this month. The Swiss government had to orchestrate an emergency takeover of Credit Suisse, one of the core 30 most important banks in the world, just two nights ago. Exactly as GME holders predicted. It's happening.

bros, i have a deja vu, i have this feeling that all this already happened in another life. I asked myself many times if i am on the right path or the wrong path since i can feel that all of this already happened. I have slept 5 hours in 48 hours. I have feel fresh, ready to watch the infinity squeeze. I look at the sky and wonder, is this the final moment when the sun is shining on our street? I close my eyes and i absorb the sun rays. From Romania to USA, to UK, to Germany, to Norway, to Greece, to Bulgaria, are you reaaaaadyyyy to ruuuuuumbleeeeeeeeeeee?

Feeling nervous about the earnings we've been through 10 earnings already and they were bad every time

>>54237623
You know what to expect at this one. No forward guidance or information at this time. We have some BIG things coming, stay tuned and as always thanks to the best bagholders in the world

>>54237597
thanks for giving me hope, I haven't thought about it like this
but then again, it won't truly feel real until I see the money in my account
if you have been here this long, you deserve it
two more weeks brothers

>>54237623
the price never seems to correlate with what the earnings present, so maybe that will help you rest easy

>>54237639
It always goes down over the next 3 months though

MOASS is tomorrow. its time for the game to stop.

>>54237477

I'm glad i've been practicing semen retention for the last 2 years. I feel like its about time for somthing to blow.

>>54237587
Then someone needs to backtrack, ot already began

Let's be real gentlemen. Earnings reports are only good for DRS numbers. We will likely take a slap downward after earnings

>>54237503
he's sexually attracted to funkopops, that's just how it is

>>54237815
Nah, this is the big one. MOASS starts today.

>>54237781
There always had to be an ending. Hedgies can't MacGyver their way out forever.

kek dumbfuck baggies

DRS numbers leaked according to SS. 58.7 million. Fucking hedgies.

>54237861
Ya sure, they leaked for the first time ever.
Fucking top men

Fuck it's so bullish that UBS, SPY and BTC are outperforming us on every chart.

>>54233181
>>54237806
January 5th was the bottom.
>Thursday
>anime girls become real
WAGMI

>>54232505
Been that since the start
Cant believe I fell for 2 qanons in 2 years
I bet qanon is ryan cohen
He just loves to grift people and get their hopes up

>>54234011
GME merges with the mining company that boomers thought was gonna squeeze 20 years ago.

>>54234592
No.
Everyone would be talking about how they never liked or trusted the jew to begin with.
Personally, I gave up as soon as I realized he was jewish.
Jewry wont end jewry.

Who remembers playlist anon? Good times.

Spicy tweet

>>54238259
>Bernie Madoff
Bankman tier name

>>54238171
$Cleveland-Cliffs and $Gamestop just linked up! Feed it or sneed it?!!

>>54237597
What bank is the most stinky rn? I heard Duetsche Bank and something else I forgot

Curious I wonder what happened to cause this divergence? Any ideas anons?

>>54238611
i would not be surprised if deutsche bank is next after credit swiss. all these large banks are rotten by greed and have no real assets. especially the ones that act as if they are too big too fail.

>>54238359
what about Coinneth Ledgell Griftin

>>54238617
The answer is always crime

>US gov looking for ways to guarantee ALL bank deposits
Holy shit, SOMEBODY took the infinity pool seriously... Surf's up, bois.

>>54238617
as >>54238728 says but if i had to guess UBS probably handed all their toxic assets from 2008 to CS in some sort of sacrificial lamb deal.

>>54238359
> griffin
> griftin
Why are ((they)) so obvious

>>54238740
His family name is Gratz, it means greedy.

can't wait to fucking say I TOLD YOU FUCKING SO. That's gonna be such a good feeling lads.

>>54238206
Dude’s a shill. Kept insisting, unprovoked, that if brokers rug there’s no MOASS, without providing any evidence to support his claim. The reported short interest exceeds the number of remaining shares in the free float, so even if brokers rugging somehow deletes the synthetics (assuming they exist), that doesn’t let hedgies off the hook. They only need to buy one share from us so we can name our price, then normie FOMO will provide us with exit liquidity. MOASS is inevitable at this point and anyone who says otherwise is a shill

>>54238206
I still have the playlists if you'd like them
>3/21/23
If it happens today I'm gonna coom

>>54234915
>>54235857
Check the price baggots. You’re in the wrong thread.

>>54239077
Oh don't start this shit again, the general is saturated with enough shills the last thing we need is the infighting again.

Predictions for today? I think today will be pretty typical gme earnings. Decent drs numbers. No announcement regarding acquisition. I think that will happen friday or monday.

>>54239281
>Predictions for today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCNrK-n68CM
on loop.

>>54239195
I have so many people filtered every single thread that I hardly even see posts anymore. Just do the same if faggots start shitting in the street about it.
>>54239281
Either complete nothingburger and a slight downwards crab until market close in after hours, or WE RYE WAGMI OOOOOOOOOOOOO and nothing inbetween.

>>54239332
Filters are for pussies, but I wouldn’t expect anything less from a BBBY baggie.

hi /gme/ its me cyan rohen stopping in for a quick minute.

just wanted to say thanks for believing in our company and helping me out for over two years with my edging fetish. it took a lot of time, but i was finally able to blow a huge, multi-year load.

i can't wait to continue diluting shares and making $17 a day from our NFT store, while tons of retards on imageboards and chinese communist party controlled reddit continue to hold my bags for me

I will continue to wait and string you along with a gigantic throbbing erection on the edge of bursting

>>54239484

Make your bets on what banks will fail this week:

> Deutsche Bank
> Wells Fargo
> FRC

>>54238197
Oh we've got a smart one here. What part of Cohen clued you in?

Seriously though, I was hoping for legendary backstabbing that would redpill the normies, but at this point I will be his only bag holder by the time he gets around to the backstabby.

>>54239533
(hint - it is all of them)

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>54236322
>>54236776 67 76
Checked.

Never thought I would fall for a get rich quick scheme lol.

But here I am.

So how are they going to try to kill hundreds of thousands of gme holders like they apparently killed off the crypto billionaires? I assume the crypto billionaires must have had security, how did they get around that? Just drive by and shoot him with a CIA heart attack gun?

>>54239675
>quick
Anon, I...

GME is winning

>>54233929
WAGMI, silly

>>54234807
wtf man that's not cool

>>54239675
Neither did I to be fair, but shutting off the buy button was so out of pocket that they asked for this

The split dividend and the NFT marketplace were steps in the right direction, as it means they can’t stop it. Being profitable in this earning call would mean it’s too late, and drs numbers being up (or God willing with the plan switch even be close to full) would mean it’s officially happening

Hilarious that the doom clock was provided by the only person who could have prevented this

>>54239783
we are already at 60%+ DRS.

I just want my financial freedom and a girlfriend ;_;

>>54239281
>50000 new shares registered
>120482 new plebbit cope posts about muh evil hedgies un-registering 9 gazillion shares

>>54239691
Security has families as well
But we dont need to worry about that, because this stock is bust

damn if I remember correctly didn't the GME shit happen BEFORE the pandemic? I've gotten a 200k job since then lol, you guys are pretty pathetic

>>54239810
Seem like you are not comfy, but in doubt do not shit in the street

>>54239857
>damn if I remember correctly
You can use the internet to check your errors before you post.

>>54239926
>>54239895
>responding

>>54232365
>oblivion
Are you suggesting I replay one of my all time favorites? Force close shut the shorts of gamestore, even?

>>54239691
The difference is they still had money to get the crypto guys. After I'm through raw dogging their tight assholes with my big GME cock they won't be able to afford rent let alone thousands of hitmen.

>>54239952
And I'll respond to you, too!

Damn, I kinda just want this thread to hit bump limit so we can get a new bake already

>>54239484
Heh, $17 a day is enough to buy back a share EVERY SINGLE DAY.
This means DRS will only take 9.98 years instead of 10

>>54240012

bump for gme pump
let's go

Spy mooning. UBS up 2x GME premarket.

Kek
Dumbfuck
Baggots

Ahahahahahah

>>54239994
sad person posting a sad picture. Someday, please stop posting perverted stupid shit.

>>54240357
You just said GME was up like it was a bad thing

Goodmorning sirs!

I guess SIVB really was a nothingburger and the shills were right.

>>54240459
I understood the same. Kekus

>>54240495
Really it's more like a third shift position, I wonder when they get lunch break or if they even get one. Probably easier and cheaper for them to just chainsmoke and eat peas at their desks.
>https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=what%27s+the+time+in+india

>>54240517
I’m trying to withdraw, money from my investment account they won’t let me due to a “glitch” I want to burn the account.

>>54240503

kek baker is passed out on the couch covered in cheetoh dust

Ryan why aren't you making me rich you fucking jew? Do something slimy kike

>>54240552
They hung up on me at navy federal when I asked to close my account

What time is earnings?

>>54240602
Probably 5pm est idk

>>54232365
kek no bake baggots

>>54240643
ok then

>>54240678
>>54240678
>>54240678
Threaded.

>>54239982
Go for it.

>>54240602
The report is always during after-hours/shortly after close with the call coming in at one hour after market close.