/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54170479
>Iphone janny thread
Okay

>>54170485
The one time I decide not to change filename I get this

>Coinmetro thread

>Coinmetro thread

>>54170479
I am so afraid..... I was part of a team that hustled a coin here on biz and twitter and pumped it real high....I was a millionaire and started transitioning and gender affirming surgery, I was on top of the world and partied hard, which ended up giving me severe and untreatable colon and rectal trauma, but that was not the worst....without us in the team knowing it, the JP Morgan Jews that run the whole scheme, started dumping on us all, and the price crashed...I was on welfare and now the tax department know about my crypto, after I bragged about it to friends while drunk and one jealous femboi bitch that I gave STD reported me to the tax dep as some kind of revenge. I was taken to court and soon the police will come and confiscate my things and several ppl in our team have roped.....

>>54171166
I am so afraid..... I was part of a team that hustled a coin here on biz and twitter and pumped it real high....I was a millionaire and started transitioning and gender affirming surgery, I was on top of the world and partied hard, which ended up giving me severe and untreatable colon and rectal trauma, but that was not the worst....without us in the team knowing it, the JP Morgan Jews that run the whole scheme, started dumping on us all, and the price crashed...I was on welfare and now the tax department know about my crypto, after I bragged about it to friends while drunk and one jealous femboi bitch that I gave STD reported me to the tax dep as some kind of revenge. I was taken to court and soon the police will come and confiscate my things and several ppl in our team have roped.....

>>54171203
I never really managed to transition fully, as my funds were running out....... I look like a mutant freak.....and in our country you go to jail for tax fraud......so how will they treat me in the shower??? Is this karma.....I am so afraid of karma......

>>54170479
Bocchi the Blacked™

>>54171166
Checked

AMA in 4 hours

whats the next kevin's scam pump and dump?
literally every coin shilled in this thread is a scam

>>54171310
why do you care how they gonna treat you in the shower? you ass can fit 10 cocks at the same time and there will be a space for goat and a watermelon

>Coinmetro thread

no frogs no glory

can one of you autistic obsessed fucks make monero chan nfts that isnt ai garbage i want to own cute pics of my wife. thanks

>>54171131
Source for this pic of the perfect trad wifey?

>>54174681
There's a plethora of pics out there for you to download and jack off to.
>I want to own it!
Autism.

>>54174645
you are not welcome here
>>54173000
will there be anything good? also checkd

>>54174681
Normies prefer the cheap mobile game looking 3D nfts over anime.

>>54174700
i know, i'm not a pedo

>>54174645
>>54174681
>>54174687
>>54174694
>>54174700
>>54174718
>>54174724
Not buying your scam.
Benchods get out!

anyone wants to be my trans gf? I'm a /fit/izen so we can have hot fit people sex

How high does BTC need to get before the people who said it's over for Coinmetro because the only thing that could save them is a bull market no longer thing it's over?

kadena is at ico price lol
xcm is 2 cents lower than ico on uniswap lmao
prq is 350% above its ico price even
what are kadena emissions ? How much has been mined since 2021 and what about foundation / vc unlocks

ama time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tZhvrnchxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tZhvrnchxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tZhvrnchxQ

>>54177076
Anyone grill about USDC halt yet?

>Kevin quoting Holmes

>Kevin talking about seed

The funding news is massive, biggest news yet
The xcm book support thing is weird, I'd rather have the floor removed

>>54177096
I am too angry that they told us the Ignium payment was late because of technical issues but really they just decided not to pay us until the end of April.

>>54177369
Keep in mind you should have gotten $0 really because ignum failed

>well the USDC i think other exchanges did it
>protect users
>just a different risk profile
thanks japanman

>Kevin says buy ammo and cans, not Bitcoin
Sold all my BTC.

>KDX
>Not even gonna touch that one
Ecko in shambles

wtf my 20 eur btc order just got filled

>>54177439
That is exactly why it is so ridiculous. They bailed us out and said they would pay us one third asap and didn't. They made us sign a contract that the money would be handed over in full by the end of April and gave a non commitment that one third of it would be paid sooner so they aren't even under any obligation to pay us sooner They gained absolutely nothing by lying and I can't figure out why they did it.

>>54177551
called it >54159327
we goybase now

>>54177551
>>54159327

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This is our future. It's over.

>>54178865
Oh great, another GPT4 circlejerk. Look, anon, AI can’t even begin to compare to the level of schizoposting that goes on here. At best, it’s just a script kiddie retard that’s been trained on a dumpster fire of articles and spits out nonsense.
Until AI starts posting about Decentralization and Bitcoin (Ticker: BSV) as the final redpill, or troons taking over the crypto industry, it’s nowhere near /biz/ material. Keep the pozz away from this board. Stick to screwing up reddit with this trash, I don’t want it in my comfy /biz/ zone.

>>54178865
Dumb crossboarder.

>>54179971
Would it be bullish or bearish for LCX if I spammed 20+ GPT-4 posts about LCX in every single thread about regulations or exchanges? Would it give them undeserved attention, or would they get the word LCX banned from discussions?

>>54180221
If you doing all that effort for LCX, it must be a buy.

>>54180576
No, I don't care nearly enough to do it.
*** is dumping by the way. Repeat of every PnD. Sharp rise, sharp crash. BTC went up 30% and *** went up 0%.
I'm just wondering where it becomes "good advertisement" due to retards or where it becomes "holy shit what a benchod exchange" due to mass spam.

>>54180639
BTC first and profits will be distributed into alts, it'll pump soon.

>>54180927
LCX is insolvent.

>>54180927
Cope, others are pumping.

>>54180945
>>54180947
2 extremely defensive replies within a minute, now I'm really thinking this is a buy.
Where's the best liquidity for this shitcoin?

>>54181033
We know it's you.

>>54181033
>Where's the best liquidity for this shitcoin?
Surely the best place to buy LCX is LCX?

>>54181183
No, he can't let people ever sign up on LCX. If they do they realize how horrible it is. Buy it on Coinbase so you invest blindly.

love me some bot threads

>>54181050
I'm just an anonymous poster.

>>54181206
It makes sense to buy on Coinbase, Coinbase is the most regulated exchange in the USA and there's a partnership rumour of Coinbase entering the European market through LCX.
You know, the blurred bald advisor on the LCX website.

>>54181387
>and there's a partnership rumour of Coinbase entering the European market through LCX.
>You know, the blurred bald advisor on the LCX website.

>>54181206
But he doesn't need people to buy LCX he needs them to buy LCX EURt7 bonds in the middle of a bonds crisis.
>>54181387
>Coinbase is the most regulated exchange in the USA
It is? Tell me more.
>partnership rumour of Coinbase entering the European market
They have been in the European market since like 2014. LCX is not in the EU.
>the blurred bald advisor
That is clearly Bruce Willis

>>54180945
>LCX is insolvent
But is still ahead of Coinmetro.....HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
>>54181033
Anon,XCM fags hate LCX chads because we actually make money AND can sell our tokens whenever we want.
Buy it on Coinbase or Kraken for best liquidity
LCX exchange is abit slow atm seeing as not many know about it buy hey ho low caps a low cap

>>54181424
>>54181448
I'm not a scammer.

>>54181472
>XCM fags hate LCX chads because we actually make money
I just hate brown people. I know that is not a good trait to have, I inherited it from my father and am working on it. Keep me in your prayers and hopefully I can learn to be more tolerant.

>>54181448
LCX not being in the EU is based.
Liechtenstein are not bloated by the bureaucracy that the EU is.
The EU will use the same framework as Liechtenstein.
LCX has already been given the go ahead to offer bonds and tokenised assets <<This is why Coinbase ensured they had ties with LCX.

>>54181472
>Buy it on Coinbase
lol

>>54181536
Based Monty would rather sip champagne than pay a western wage, can't blame him can you? They get their peanut remuneration and subsidised cubicle housing of course though.

>>54181556
He asked for the best liquidity.
Where's the best place to sell XCM?

>>54181545
>not bloated by the bureaucracy that the EU is.
The EU is allowing people to run tokenised bond and other asset markets in a regulatory sandbox. There is quite literally zero bureaucracy holding back anything in this regard in Europe.
>The EU will use the same framework as Liechtenstein.
For the first time in history?
>LCX has already been given the go ahead to offer bonds and tokenised assets
In Liechtenstein.

Now ya'll attracted the real LCX scammer, hope you're happy.

>>54181641
>implying I don't enjoy this

>>54181641
Gomen gomen...

>>54181636
Cope.
Yno what else is based about LCX? The absolute gem of a public sale they held not too long back
>>54181641
You are a crying Apu Pustaja and I am the based Groyper

Oh yeah, which one of you tarts keeps posting Nonce stuff in the occasional LCX thread?

>>54181707
>based Groyper
Imagine being proud to proud to worship a homosexual spic who fucked a catboy live on camera.
>>54181773
Hi.

>>54181790
Just a quick reminder on the fact your ancestors are ashamed of you :)

>>54171203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MkpMxUR7hI

nigger.

>>54181846
Because you called me a nonce? Multiple people in my family tree took girls under 15 as wives in the 1800s and had large families so I doubt it.

>>54181914
what age do you consider to be too young

>>54181981
Age Manipulator Kevin Murcko

>>54182024
I follow Talmudic law on the subject.

>>54177630
>>54177369
>>54177439
Don't forget the condescending message from Evan about how grateful you should be, goyim

Main takeaway from the ama: ¡Kevin owns an oil well!

>>54182044
>And uh I don't see it as manipulation, if I did I wouldn't do it
>I'm not manipulating age, cunny is still going to mature at essentially the same pace as it is now
>All i'm doing is placing my own limitation, so that I can re-activate my ancestral flame, so that more people can do what they want to do; which is impregnate cunny
>>54182097
can you agree that there is a massive difference between shota's and loli's, where one is satanic and the other is healthy

>>54182317
>All i'm doing is placing my own limitation, so that I can re-activate my ancestral flame, so that more people can do what they want to do; which is impregnate cunny
(loling)

>where one is satanic and the other is healthy
Elaborate your view with facts and logic, I want to see what kind of arguments you're going to use to explain this one. Promise I won't make any counterarguments.

>>54182468
>Elaborate your view with facts and logic
Don't listen it's a trap! Take a fistful of benzos and write an illegible wall of text as you pass out

>BTC is almost 28k
Imagine if I didn't close my long. Fucking loser.

>>54182502
>and write an illegible wall of text as you pass out
Made me laugh

>>54182317
Would you consider adult female x shota to be demonic, or just male x shota? Just trying to figure out your view.

energy can be harnessed, willing or unwilling, it is utilized all the same
in black magick occultism, it is undisputed that the greatest power is received from harnessing the energy of 11 y/0 shota's. there exists no greater evil in the world.
Carl Jung, Schopenhauer, all great philosophers can agree upon women remaining in an infantile mindset throughout their entire lives. everything is a game to them, men toys, and if they alter their solar plexus masculine spirit, they become demonic bull-dykes like hillary, abandoning their femininity completely, servitude to canaan death god(s)
just because yer ancestors were doing it isn't a good enough raison.
varying on age, it aligns with our biological processes, everyone can understand there is a clock, it is how the grand architect saw it. rejecting this, is to reject beauty, to reject life, to reject the law of god

>she passed out

Sober schizo thread.

Good night schizo <3

>>54182822
She is your fav isn't she

>>54183431
She is like me but cuter.

>>54183505
>She

not sure why I greentexted >she I could swear I didn't select anything

>>54184308
Stop getting my hopes up for nothing.