/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54174251
Too big to fail, chud. Nothing's going to happen.

>>54174353
This, another 100 billion will simply manifest if need arises, don't ask questions

>>54174353
How did this happen? When did leftists start sucking central bank and corporate cock?

>>54174409
Always did

>>54174251
Credit Suiss Bros..... fear not, Mx. Pips Bunce will save us.

>>54174435
is every bank ran by these weirdos wtf

>>54174251
TWO

>>54174435
Credit Sissies. You will never be a real Bank. THE MEMES WRITE THEMSELVES

>>54174457
yes they're called jews

>>54174435
>>54174457
PSA: WEF's headquarter is in the same country as Credit Suisse's, just around 150mil/200km/~2 hours away from each other

>>54174680
the wef is irrelevant trash

>>54174680
Switzerland is the hidden (not so much anymore) seat of evil in the world.

>>54174353
Not too big to fail, too big to bail out. More liabilities than Swiss GDP, this thing is going down.

>>54174251
why would the € pump by swiss money leaving a swiss bank lmfao, if anything the CHF would be pumping since its safer than the € shitcoin
swiss national bank which stabilizes the CHF isnt ran by retards btw by letting the shitbag that CS is fail they will in the same act strenghten the UBS which is a win win nobody needs too many shitbanks when you can just centralize it into one entity

>>54174788
it isn't. btw, how much is the pay ?

>>54174840
It's USDEUR, so he expects USD to pump.

>>54174557
That's not a jew, that's a goy who had to castrate himself to work in the king jews harem. The harem consists of money, they are fiatsexuals.

>>54174863
ah makes sense read that wrong

>>54174842
>literally falling for a meme created by the twitter algorithm to generate clicks from retarded boomers

>>54174948
shut the fuck up faggot, i don't use twitter.
how much is the pay to shill for klaus and his co-conspirators (although it can hardly be called a conspiracy since it's so out in the open) ? do i have to ask the old man myself ?

Friday nite comfy bros!

>>54174457
I once read an article how the 2008 crash was so stressful that, apart from all the suicides, bankers were getting actual physiological symptoms such as inexplicable dermatitis and flaking of their skin. All from pure stress.

It is surprising that 20% of the financial sector hasn't trooned out yet.

>>54174435
Damn it’s real. If counties like China had trannies doing this shit they would be kicked out of the banks first day. Why are we like this in the West?

>>54174834
>More liabilities than Swiss GDP, this thing is going down.
Why? Doesn't matter if it's a bajillion quadrillion when it's all fake as fuck funny money. We are the ones who are going down, not them.

>>54174842
Look up the Bilderbergs

>>54174409
>When did leftists
lmao literally the opposite people are responsible you fucking 6 year old loser

>>54174435
>Mx
Explain this to me

>>54174870
What do they smell like?

>>54175277
Gender neutral Mr/Mrs/Ms. Because stupid troons.

>>54174435
Capitalism is the faggiest thing on earth.

but... but... the swiss are masters of banking and we have institutions that are hundreds of years old and trusted by frauds and corrupt politicians around the world to hide their ill gotten money. swiss bros... not like this....

>>54175450
Obama forced the Swiss to give up their banking secret
Switzerland is a joke nowadays

>>54174409
like 10 years ago non-stop

>>54175461
even without the Obama-era laws, the Swiss sold out to the Gulf Arabs long ago of their own accord. Look up who CS's large investors are.

>>54175241
Look at this faggot. He thinks bankers are "republicans."

>>54174409
>leftoids love central planning
wow who knew

>>54174435
How does a mid level exec at a bank have time for this utterly bizarre fetish?

>>54175277
>Explain this to me
Mx = Missing eXtremity.

>>54174435
>>54175277
How the hell do you even prounounce "mx."?? If mr. is mister and mrs. is missis is mx. something like mix? It sounds fucking retarded

nothing ever happens

>>54175577
it's a unique neologism to the world of pure text that leftists inhabit. speaking in person is foreign to them

They were the "masters" because they were a tax shelter (ie abetted breaking the law). They tightened down on that shit after the 2008 crisis once they realized that they were europoors and couldn't afford all the tax evasion anymore. They actually deserve worse than this for all the crimes they've abetted through history.

>>54175538
How does a bizarre flaming freak like this become a banking exec in a huge international banking firm?

>>54175239
it's the same club. it's all the same faggots. just rich people conspiring against the people that feed them.

>>54175289
salty milk and coins

>>54175538
We’ll see if he doesn’t do his job and people lose everything he risks nothing personally. Bankers would behave differently if they started getting publicly fleemed

>>54175277
Motocross.

>>54174435
It's a tragic comedy satire being played at this point.
I fully expect the entire western civilization to collapse/ implode at any moment now

>>54174251
Kek. Imagine thinking the kikes will allow their banks to be subject to market forces.
A trillion dollars will manifest in their coffers overnight.
Too big to fail isn't a meme - its the law of financial physics. It can never be broken.

Too big to fail means it will inevitably be nationalised.

>>54174409
WWII was a conservative genocide, on purpose

>>54175598
Intardesting analysis, anon.

>>54175277
Microtransactions

>>54175450
hasnt been the case in decades. every rich jew keeps their money in brown people banks these days.

>>54174435
There is this theory that satanists always somehow say the truth so that they can claim what they did was not a crime, as their victims knew.
Imagine what their divine judgement would look like. They could say that putting a tranny next to the word "authenticity" is obviously, blatantly a lie, so the victims actually agreed to be victims.

>>54174353
>no confidence in bank
>everyone takes out deposits
Now what?

Bankers are republicans

>>54176422
nigger who are you trying to convince ? this isn't facebook or twitter, we all saw the head of SVD and shit like this>>54174435

>>54175912
Most of the liberals selected dodged the draft

Conservatives are proud to serve muh country

Consider meds

>>54176625
That's the point you retard. They fed on that pride to get them to enlist or drafted, meanwhile the liberals and jews were objectors or never bothered. Thank you for agreeing with me.

>>54175130
another comfy pepe added to my collection, thanks

Really makes you think

>>54174251
holy shit, my bags are going to giga moon

>>54176774
Wtf is that thing? Makes me scared to get on a plane if they’re hiring troons now

>>54174457
>>54174435
Now do you realize that faggot rights and negro rights is not Leftists? Its right wing. Its rich people. Its the banks. Its capialism that supports these things, and every single progressive is on their side.

They hate you, they want you dead. Pseudowomen and faggotry isn't normal, its sexual fetishes that only exists in the rich who oppress the working class.

>>54174251
Total deposits = $205B
Short term debt = $35B
Net loans (commercial, consumer, mortgages, etc) = $264B.
Even if every last depositor closed his account, Credit Suisse could cover it by selling off all its loans. Of course the bank would hardly be a bank but only shareholders would lose.

>>54176947
>selling off all its loans
Nigger do you think they are getting full asset value from those loans during a firesale?

>>54176974
They could get 95% and that would be enough.
And not every last depositor would close his account, unless of course the bank closes down. Right now CS is offering ~7% interest.

>>54176704
I'm not even a liberal but that's so far reaching it's actually retarded

You know not too long ago, people who had retarded thoughts like this just kept them in their stupid heads. But now with the internet every fucking idiot thinks their thoughts are worth a shit. And here you are, affirming that retard, reposting his giant wall of schizo rambling, probably posted by some neckbeard faggot who, if you heard him say this shit to your face, you wouldn't respect it at all real life, but for some reason when it's over the internet you listen to it like it's gospel because you are incapable of thinking for yourself for 5 seconds.

The internet was a mistake

>>54174435
>they can't cancel me if I put this wig on and rip my dick off

>>54175520
They may not be 'republicans' but they are definitely conservative. Don't tell me you actually believe in the 'woke' facade that came to silence occupy wall street?

>>54174948
https://www.weforum.org/great-reset/

They are slapping you in the face with it, but your dumb ass thinks it's your boyfriends cock.

>>54174251
either 1929 or 1987 level crash happening in summer kek

>>54177037
>They could get 95% and that would be enough.
nigga loans are illiquid as fuck, you don't just slap a 5% off sticker on them and sell them at Home Goods

>>54177161
>nigga loans are illiquid as fuck
Financial institutions trade debt all the time, especially when the effective interest rate becomes like 12%.

>>54176904
The queer and black identity movements can be traced in a straight line back to the ideological foundations of marxism.
They simply replaced the "bourgeoisie" and "proletariat" with "oppressed" and "oppressor", which is the fundamental basis for the oppression Olympics we see playing out in the modern era with different identity groups competing to seem the most marginalized.

>>54174409
Always did based retard. Leftism itself was started by banks as a way to fuck over the rightful rulers of the west, and stupid goyim went along with it and now we are here HAHAHAHAHA

>>54177248
you can trade classes of debt bundled together, but not individual loans for random swiss mortgages
how much CS debt do you think is subprime? I bet it's more than 10%

>>54177078
You're the exact kind of retard TV ruined politics to appease to

>>54174457
gotta pump up that ESG score

>>54174409
in 1861

>>54176947
Russian fifth arm are working overtime to create panic.

>>54174251
>safety
What fucking safety?? Banks in both USA and Europe are collapsing

>>54175577
>cock
It's pronounced "mux" kek

>>54177286
When banks are in trouble they often sell their loans and the haircuts are seldom bad.
The big problem these days is not loans but rather bad investments that are "held to maturity" so the losses don't show on the balance sheet. CS total investments is only $65B and none of it is held to maturity. Furthermore, didn't even use investments in the bank run calculation.

>>54175277
Mexico

>>54177131
>we only pretend to be owned by Jews pushing jewish neomarxist ideology
>t. useful idiot

>>54174251
*skull emoji*

>>54177078
So much text yet zero arguments
fuck off to reddit

>>54176142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdbkvJznmwU

>>54177355
Try christkikery and ban on usury

Suissies are just getting rekt because they hesitate with arms for hohols
Approve ze jets an zere vil be end su ze suffering

>>54175912
Credit-based money is thousands of years old; it has to rely on a central authority. I'm an "American" but we need kings again, to kill Jews.

>>54174251
Credit Suisse deserves to fucking die

>>54177543
what the fuck

>>54177543
Wait.. this is NOT satire?

>>54179476
You don't understand how insane Jews are.

>>54174251
CUHREDDIT SUISSTERS.....

It's over......

>>54174435
Holy fucking shit lmao

>>54174409
>When did (((leftists))) start sucking (((central bank))) cock?

>>54175188
>Why are we like this in the West?
Because we have been poisoned and subverted by the tribe

>>54175598
truth, and they don't even realize

>>54175577
mexico

nothing will happen i just deposited 100k on a CS bank account you get a 1.5% interest rate pretty lit. Told my friends to do the same. CS has too much cash to fail.

>>54174457
How can we expect them to handle a huge amount of money when they can't even handle their own genitals?

>>54175598
fascinating...

>>54174435
>>54174553
YWNBAB

>>54175277
jews

>>54177131
You're right, they are conservative. Jews only push for liberalism in white countries.

>>54180435
>1.5% interest rate
A 3-month CD averages about 4.85% her in the US.

>>54174435
>A Finantial Trap Appears...
Lynn, I pick you!

>>54175130

>>54175598
libtards are definitely wordcels

>>54184149
They seem to get a feeling of power by fucking with the language.

>>54177131
>they are definitely conservative
TOP KEK Yeah conservatives love donating to BLM and pride parades you absolute fucking faggot

>>54174553

>>54177131
Cognitive dissonance
Face it your kind are nothing more then the slovenly golems of the banks

>>54175528
>Neoliberals
>Leftists
Since at least 2008, leftists have been saying to bail out bank customers and fuck banks.

>>54175241
kys

>>54184211
>Politically-correct
>Liberal
>Woke
The one thing I'll give conservatives is that we've never forced them to change their tactics, they just keep getting away with the same trick.

>>54177543
you have to admit this is pretty genius

>>54184420
I'm still working this out. They seem to believe that changing the meanings or words and inventing new phrases somehow changes reality. It's like how they think that "raising awareness" and candle light vigils change reality. Like these are their forms of prayer.

>>54174435
Well at least it's a white man...

>>54184611
[more]
As if changing meanings of words and inventing new phrases were like magical incantations. If you speak a special word or phrase, the world magically changes, and if you don't speak dangerous words then you're safe. Like when some people spell "wh*tes" as if typing "whites" gives whites power.
And like when Jews don't pronounce their god's name, Yahweh.
Sorry, off topic, I know.

>>54184611
>>54184917
Again, the conservative predilection for turning perfectly benign terminology into slurs tends to shows the power of "changing the meanings of words."

>>54185268
*tends to show

>>54174251
Huh so maybe all my money being in crypto was the right move.

>>54185268
It's not a slur to use a word appropriately. "Politically correct" was almost always applied to something that was politically correct. You may not like the referent and you may not like the vocal tone of the speaker, but that doesn't make the phrase a slur.

>>54177473
Ok sweaty, then tell me who is going to suck up these trillions of loans that banks all have to get rid of to secure depositor payout. Gtfo this board, it isn‘t for 50IQ brainlets

>>54185864
Read my posts. They're about CS, not about banks in general.
Yes, the current Financial Crisis II is going to be way bigger than the previous "Great" Financial Crisis.

>>54174251
>bank run

>>54174435
a bunch of prejudiced whales against the LGBTABCDEFHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ1234567890 community withdrawing their money. based

>>54175538
bank will fail because mx. pip had to dilate on working hours

>>54177543
>trying to trick god

when banks fail they get bailed out by the people
when crypto fails you are an idiot for investing in something that isn't backed by fools

>>54175912
ill be honest, that was one of the biggest red pills ive seen here.
holy fuck

>>54174251
$USDEUR?
Sweet.
I was planning on buying some speakers from Germany.
I think I'll wait a week and see what my money is worth.

>>54174553
shiiiiiittttt

>>54174435
Credit Suisse? More like Credit Sus am I right guys
also mandatory
>that's a man

>>54185864
A bunch of huge banks with similar liquidity issues will be the buyers.
Kek.

>>54174409
a LONG time ago. French revolution, at least. Then the liberal overtake of syndicalist groups of 68 was when any pretense was dropped.

>>54183909
You mean it's only guaranteed for a quartal

>>54175431
>Corporatism is the faggiest thing on earth
ftfy

>>54174435
>You will never be a real bank. You have no cash, you have no deposits, you have no reserves. You are a pyramid scheme twisted by low interest rates and taxpayer-funded bailouts into a crude mockery of a safe place to store money.

>>54174251
Why yes that would be me, moved 300k over the past 6 months over to my UBS account, not done with it yet since I still have more than the amount our state gives to each individual back in case of bankruptcy which is 100k.

Company I work for opened an account at UBS as well, they've been CS clients for almost 20 years, process to completely move banks is close to be done there too.

>>54174409
After the 2008 crisis the banks and financiers really leaned into identity politics to cement themselves on the right side of history and victimhood oy very the 7 gorillion we're harmless freedom fighters just like you it's those bad anglo rich men you should hate not us humble (((white men)))

>>54189420
Kek

>>54174435
Demon world

>>54185863
Conservatives use all 3 as a slur. This is undeniable.

>>54185863
>>54191422
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_correctness#Satirical_use
https://www.wpr.org/shows/how-did-liberal-become-slur
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woke#As_a_pejorative
Every conservative accusation is a confession.

>>54189808
This, who has that chart that shows the uptick in identity politics in the USA after 2008

>>54174435
>Mx. Pips
The Superman caracter?