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My wife came to me and said “Bitcoin is back at 26k! Satoshi really built bitcoin to last! He or she is so smart!”. I responded by lightly gripping the back of her neck and said “now what makes you think anything like bitcoin could be created by a woman? Does Satoshi sound like a girl name to you hun?”She looked stunned for a brief moment, agreed, and apologized. Did I overreact?

>> No.54170073

Yes you did, Natasha Otomoski didn't create bitcoin and haircomb for a prank but to help humanity as a whole.

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>>54170065

>> No.54170175

>>54170065
SN is a gay black Muslim woman with a penis

>> No.54170206

You did underreact, I often hit my wife on her cheek if she says something stupid

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>>54170065
Is anyone actually using bitcoin for goods and services?

>> No.54170226

>>54170065
imagine allowing a woman into your life

>> No.54170353

>>54170226
This, I only allow men in my life

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>>54170065
>woman being hype about crypto
this is a bearish indicator OP how do you not know that by now?

>> No.54170600

>>54170212
SHE CUTE

>> No.54170882

Satoshi Nakamoto is a pseudo name so your wife is still right. Be honest here the name isnt the reason you are assuming its a man.

>> No.54171054

>>54170212
No

>> No.54171607

>>54170065
cut that shit out or you will go home in an ambulance. is that clear?

>> No.54171729

>>54170353
men are for men
women are for puffs

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>>54170073
ive been in the haircomb telegram and it convinced me Natasha was part of the original bitcoin team
it makes me laugh that Bizs stupid meme is made by someone who is probably a secret billionaire by now
she might even have keys to the satoshi stash

>> No.54172033

Watch it actually be the only intelligent woman ever to exist.

>> No.54172042

>>54170212
That's what credit cards are for

>> No.54172047

>>54170065
I know this is a LARP but if its real, I respect it

>> No.54172069

>>54170212
Thankfully no. Wild speculation drives the price up. Once its a boring use case coin it gets stuck at a price forever for stability like chainlink and their eternal single figure token price hell or XRP.

>> No.54172727

>>54170065
>believing there is an anonymous guy with a pseudonym behind BTC
>believing BTC is anti-establishment and anti-elite
Sure, there is some completely anonymous dude holding extremely big bags somewhere and corporations, the elite and governments are completely fine with investing in it.

Institutions don't invest in shit like this without trust to the party who holds immense power over it. Satoshi's bags are a killswitch against institutions not seen as worthy from benefiting from fleecing moonbois.

>> No.54172979

>>54170065
LARP. You should have told her to strap on a BBC and take your bussy to poundtown.

>> No.54174269

>>54170065
You gently corrected her. If my wife said something like that, I don't know if I'd be that gentle.

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>>54170065
Bro I just spit out my food
Fucking kek

>> No.54174369

>>54170065
Doesn’t your incel ass feel pathetic for typing that shitty larp out? Are you really so desperate for (you)s from other incels?

>> No.54174370

Ya did good boy! Heh..ha..HAH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAAAHHHAHAHAHAA

>> No.54174401

>>54170065
she was just confirming that the identity is anonymous, she good bruh, like schrödingers cat

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>>54170065
More like you asked your wife's boyfriend if you can take $10000 out of your bank account to buy the top.

>> No.54174664

>>54170065
She was terrified. She looked into your eyes and saw a stone cold psychopath.

>> No.54175998 [DELETED] 

bump

>> No.54176022

>>54170065
Having a wife that is rooted in cryptocurrency is a blessing. Mine send a the message that Bitcoin already touched 27k and I was so happy she picked interest in what I love. Get ready alts are also joining the ride. AVAX and Nexera are on the move.

>> No.54176055

>>54170065
You sound like a complete and utter fucking faggot desu.

>> No.54176059

>>54170065
She already told me a about it a little while ago while we were in bed. I told her you sound like an insecure fag and she laughed.

>> No.54177686

>>54170065
No

>> No.54177806

>>54170206
I slap my gf's ass instead

>> No.54179486 [DELETED] 

Bump

>> No.54181513

>>54170065
You're an asshole to treat your woman like that.
Lay off the roids.

>> No.54181771

>>54170065
sell signal

>> No.54181884

>>54177806
>>54181513
>>54170206

You guys are too gentle. When my wife says something stupid I just start laughing and refuse to explain why.

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>>54170065
you and your wife

>> No.54182051

>>54170065
No, she needs to know her place

>> No.54182145

>>54170065
The most based post I’ve read on /biz/ in a while. Honestly in shock that there are still based anons posting this quality amidst the tranny brigade.

>> No.54182184

>>54170065
No but you picked the wrong argument. Satoshi posted as a male on the forums, so you have to respect HIS pronouns. Satoshi is a HE according to modern "culture", that's how HE decided to call HIMSELF

>> No.54182245

>>54174664
That gets women wet

>> No.54182305

>>54182023
This is actually pretty common, one of them must have had black ancestry. Happens to lots of people.

>> No.54182530

>>54170212
Yes anon, with the lightning network chads are making purchases with BTC and that's just the beginning of crypto adoption. I've also seen numbers increase on platforms that provide data privacy and decentralized data storage like SYLO and AR.

>> No.54182547

>>54170065
>my wife
go away normgroid

>> No.54182588

IF TRUE YOUR WIFE IS AN ABSOLUTE WHORE AND SHOULD BE SMACKED

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>> No.54182651

>>54170065
Based
Gj anon

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