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Taking all possible business and financial viewpoints into account, how do I tell a girl I like her when I lack any social/hygeine skills? Depict a response in the form of financial analysis.

>> No.54166771

Treat women like a friend/brother/sister. They’re just pathetic nervous systems surrounded by meat. Never be intimidated by another human. Financially speaking.

>> No.54166796

>>54166668
Women pick men. She will let you know if she likes you with subtle cues

>> No.54167478

>>54166668
>how do I tell a girl I like her
you dont. If you say anything even remotely like this her vagina will become as dry as the sahara.

>> No.54167496

>>54166668
>hygeine skills
Literally just shower, brush your teeth and wear deodorant. What the fuck is wronf with you? What's hard about that?

>> No.54167509

>>54166668
>Depict a response in the form of financial analysis.
You are at an all time low and she's at an all time high. It is /biz/ doctrine to buy high sell low so you need to tell this girl you like her and baghold a sexless marriage while you improve and gain hygiene skills + earning potential until at your all time high your wife who's now at an all time low rugs you financially (ticker: divorce)

>> No.54167539

LONG TEETH BRUSHING

>> No.54167655
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54167655

>>54166771
So should I just approach her and body check her or her family or w.e to assert my dominance
>>54166796
I'll start standing closer to her more often thanks
>>54167496
>>54167478
>>54167509
>>54167539
This isn't very practical, please elaborate

>> No.54167672

>>54167655
put poo in your armpits

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>>54166668

>> No.54167770

>>54166668
>hygeine skills
The social skills I've found some girls can find endearing, not fucking with you, but if you smell like shit it's over. Go to a fucking dollar store and buy a bottle of bodywash/shampoo in one, toothpaste, a toothbrush, and a crappy bottle of laundry detergent. You can literally not smell like shit for under $5 a month, dumbass.

>> No.54168807

>>54166668
Since this is /biz, I'm going to break this down in /biz/ terms. First, you need to find out if she is an asset worth investing in. By that, I mean, is she high mileage, maintenance, shared values, etc.?
If yes to the first two and no to the last, DO NOT INVEST! Wait until you find one that is.
Because investing hard in a low value thot stock will literally bankrupt you.

>> No.54168857

>>54166668
>>54167655
the unironic answer is you will never succeed with her. your win will be in numbers same as any other man in 2023. the best way to actually get a woman is to pay a random compliment and ask for a number. this is like I said a numbers game. otherwise go to basedtinder

>> No.54168862

>>54166771
based reply. Ascend into unfuddable taoist grace.

>> No.54168902

>>54166668
>ask her questions
>if music is playing in the background nod your head in sync with music
>act super interested
>act like your busy, say you gotta go but you want to keep chatting with her
>ask her for her business card
>text her on the spot with your business care
>wait a couple days then set up a date, meet up for drinks or dinner
>continue asking questions and get real interested in what she says
>she will start touching you if it goes well, touch her back, tell her she looks like she wants to kiss you during long eye-contact (she probably giggles away)
>go back to your or her place to play video games or some shit
>hook up
It's that fucking easy, don't be a retard, wear a condom