/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54152551
take a book out of my jewish ex-coworker's book
>slip and fall in the shower
>be visibly jewish
>get free shit because they don't want a lawsuit

If you try to win money in the USA it's a scam, yes. The sooner you realize the USA is a scam society- "WORK AT TELSA, MAKE 100K A YEAR STARTING (you have to work 100 hours a week and its contract work so you can be fired for no reason)"- you wake up to waht a joke this country is.
>WORK HARD BRO
>GIVE UP YOUR BEST YEARS
>IMPROVE YOURSELF YOU DON'T WANT OT BE AN INCEL
>IT'S CREEPY TO DATE YOUNGER OR FOREIGN WOMEN BRO
>DON'T LEARN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE AND GET A LESSER PAYING JOB IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY WHILE GETTING A FREE MASTER'S DEGREE AND BUTTSEXING THIN, HOT JAPANESE WOMEN THAT WOULD BE CHUDDIE BEHAVIOR
But the USA has 'better' drug culture and most foreign countries ban it, so I suspect they try to get people addicted so they can't leave and are dependent on their marijuana.

>>54152551
if i remember correctly, the max win on that slot machine was like $10k, so it was a legitimate malfunction

>>54152570
So why the fuck they didn't just give her $10k as consolation instead of a meal? That would have made the story far less outrageous

Go back to pol you absolute faggot

>>54152569
>marijuana
the great nigger cattle pacifier. if something is "totally harmless, bro" while being pushed at every opportunity by niggers and jews alike, you really should question their motives and the long term consequences of marijuana (ab)use.

>>54152569
>Marijuana
Kek. Ganja is what we let are kids smoke. Grownups here are all on the harder stuff. Sad but true. Gets me through the day, how else would I handle teaching 3rd graders?

>>54152551
>Are casinos scam?
yes. better to play in the jew casino aka the stock market

>>54152623
You go back to pol with all the other kikes. This nigger is getting jewed out of her money and its horseshit

>>54152650
>how else would I handle teaching 3rd graders?
Real life isn't south park bro.

>>54152570

lol who the fuck cares, it's their responsibility, if that shit happened in the EU they'd be fucked. America is a joke.

>>54152551
God dear im hungry right now

Breaking news: Casinos are a scam and they rightfully view anyone who visits them to be stupid rubes

>>54152623
The only hint of /pol/ in OP was the ((())) so turns out you're a butthurt yid.

>>54152570
That sounds like grounds for lawsuit against the company making the machine and a lot like their fucking problem.
That or the maintenance guy, the operator, casino workers, whatever.
The customer is a third party here, God I wish I could have been given this case. Sounds like fun.
t.lawyer

>>54152551
Legitimately better call Saul

>>54152971
Bitch has zero money up front guaranteed but would be desperate to cash in. I'd do it for a small 30% contingency.

imagine doing anything but playing poker in a casino where every other game is rigged against you

>>54152952
Wrong as always poltard

To the dim witted lawyers thinking they’d get any settlement, the disclosure and agreements customers sign up front would null any win you think you might get. At that point you’re just being a suit pest - typical of the cockroach type of retards you expect to find on here. At most you’d get the court fees. You are not good at your jobs.

>>54153081
>>54152623
Way to out yourself kike, I'm sure your threats totally work, kek

>>54152971
A lawyer this dumb? Checks out.

>is gambling a scam?
huh?

>>54152551
>Hit the jackpot
>"W-WAIT HERE'S A STEAK. YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT THE BUGS TODAY"

>>54152614
because she didn’t win $10k. they clearly label that malfunctions void all pays. when a machine that can only pay out $10k says you won $43 million, it’s a malfunction and the pay is voided. simple as.

>>54152623
Why are there so many poorfag Jews on /biz/ wtf.

>>54153911
>hebraic music intensifies

more like steakpot lol

>>54152570
So give her 10k. Not a steak.

>>54153911
So just make a machine that malfunctions everytime you get a straight flush. Simple as.

>>54153967
>be greedy like a jew
>call everyone who doesn’t give you what you want jewish
this is how target tori must have felt

>>54154020
gambling is degenerate and enabling gamblers to gamble is sinful.

>>54154061
So the casino is Satan in your analogy. A powerful entity that punishes sinners, by sinning even harder.

>>54154167
no, the casinos are a bunch of jews and the gamblers are the greedy goyim cattle who throw away everything they have worked for in the hope of having more than they had without having to work for it.

What kind of steak was it

>>54154261
>the casinos are a bunch of jews
So, the casino is Satan.

>>54154317
are you some kind of fucking retard? am I god for worshiping god? of course not. so why would jews be satan because they worship satan?

Read the story. She’s playing on the smallest denomination slot pennies. The HIGHEST POSSIBLE winning on these slots is usually less than 4,000

The slot has no possible way of paying 43 million not even 1 million FUCK not even 10 thousand. She’s a dumb nigger

>>54152551
>Are casinos scam?
Are you fucking serious

Every bet you place in a casino has a negative expected value, expected maybe poker if (big if) the other players at the table are drunk retards who barely know the rules

>>54154464
>expected maybe poker
*except maybe poker

>>54153967
https://youtu.be/4a-uRf3U6nc

>>54152551
don't care, it's nigger

>Entering establishments with game mathematics designed to make you lose.
>In 2023
If I came up to you and your buddy and offered you each a $5 bet and offered to give one of you $9.80 you'd say fuck off. Yet somehow if I'm in a building with a high ceiling and flashing lights it becomes a night out!!!! Retards. Retards one and all.

>>54154061
>t. Someone posting on /biz/

>43 million
>UINT32_MAX/100
I think I know what happened lol

>>54152551
>1pbtid
dumb thread

>>54154297
Chicken fried

>>54152551
She’s black so I’ll allow it

>>54154363
John 10:34
Jesus answered them, “Is it not written in your Law, ‘I have said you are “gods”

Did you really just call Jesus retarded?

Just as he is in his Father, and you are in him, and he is in you.
So too is Satan inside of the slaves of Satan.

>>54152950
slots are essentially a reverse ATM

>>54152551
I wouldn't support this sort of jewry generally, but because she is black I will let it go.

>>54152551
>Are casinos scam

>>54154464
Not if you're counting cards
But then they tell you to leave the moment they notice you're being consistent and actually making something.

>>54154577
>entertainment has value
Wow big news if true

>>54155799

It's not consistency that gives you away. Streaks happen. If there's 256 players playing table games then someone is going to hit 8 coin flips on a row once every "cycle". Every hour or so someone's gonna go on a real heater and win 10 in a row.

It's the wild swings in bet sizing when the deck is hot that will clue them in.

>>54154793
Yep. Some function returns -1 as an error which is == 2^32. They don't trap it correctly, it bubbles up, total becomes positive 42,949,672.96. We get a laugh.

jesus christ
did we actually need a thread for this?
not everything is a fucking conspiracy or criminal intent

>>54154061
need some help with those goalposts rabbi?

>>54153081
You do not belong
Fuck off

>>54152551
> The suit is similar to an earlier case against an Iowa casino.
> The Chicago Tribune reported that a court ruled in favor of Isle Casino Hotel when a penny slot machine indicated that a 90-year-old woman won $41 million. The court ruled that "the game's rules capped jackpots at $10,000 and didn't allow bonuses," according to the newspaper.

>>54153108
Disclosure agreements doesn't cover literal malfunction of casino games last I remember. Time to pay up casino man

>>54152952
>>54153109
>>54153931
>I've been found out

Fun fact, if you unknowingly won but it didn't show on the game, the Casinos are required to seek you out and pay you. Apparently this does actually happen as well.

Another reason to use casino's loyalty cards.

>>54154020
This can be independently verified though. Every time you play it creates a random hash that's stored. Investigators check against this hash and run it against the casino's software. They also check that the casino has actually been paying out the prizes it advertises (there's a requirement that every payout has to be achievable in X spins) .

>>54156033
How did they ever get the right to ban card counting? It literally is part of the system they created

>>54152971
Not getting money you thought you would isn’t an actionable injury you dumb 1L

>>54152623

>>54156958
yes you have

>>54155048
saved.

>>54152551
>is gambling a scam?
are you fucking serious?

>>54152551
pay up shekelberg shanikqua won fair and square

>>54152551
Shes black so she doesnt deserve it anyways.

>>54153911
This is the most Jewish thing I’ve heard all day

>>54153911
casino owners like that should be killed and not in minecraft

>>54152551
sounds like the govt

>>54152551
>Are casinos scam?
Yes.

>>54159356
kek, why? It's not like this shit is new
It's like becoming outraged when you find out your emails are being read by your government
Either change the system or become complacent, there's no in between

>>54156540
They must do all the calculations in pennies using integer arithmetic, then convert it to a float before display. Probably so they can use some cheap shit microcontroller. I guess -1 is supposed to be an error code, or maybe they just overflowed uint32_t pennies and it wrapped around.

>>54152551
you're just scamming yourself if you keep going to those places. it's just entertainment for suckers and gambling addicts

>>54152650

It’s ‘our’, not ‘are’ you illiterate drooler. If you are going to mock people do it properly ffs

>>54152971
lmao you are a stupid nigger of a lawyer, this kinda shit happens all the time. there's no case.

>>54154513
I'll give Jews exactly 2 things
Hava Nagila slaps and they know how to party with those chair and table dances.

>>54153967
I mean injuns can be just as scammy as NY joos. I'm not sure that their casinos are safer.

>>54153056
>he doesn't know about the rake
Yeah okay buddy.

>>54156758
>>54156875
>>54153931
>>54153967
Yes poltard we know you're raiding. No poltard knowing that you're raiding isn't da jooos.

Who actually owns casinos now anyway, is the mob still involved or is it fucking jew hedge funds or something?

>>54162266
legit have never seen this
>$40k on a 5k loan

>>54154000
But she's a nigger

>>54162526
it's actually a decent business to own if you do it right. so many retards gamble half their paychecks away in them. lawsuits over the most trivial shit can go on for ages, but attorneys and those working on property are usually the ones that have to go to court as defendants, not the owner. plus you're making bank owning a casino, you can just settle out of court most of the time. plus you can build your own marina or golf course off property and bring your rich buddies over to it as something to brag about, shit like that

>>54152570
>max win on that slot machine was like $10k
>43m payout on screen
Those machines needed to be shut down and instantly audited by a third party ASAP. That is sus as fuck and just screams these machines are beyond the normal rig'd.

>>54152551
>Are casinos scam?
They literally steal your money and break their own contract without consequence. What do you think?

>>54152570
>>54153911
Not her problem. They are liable, but jews back it up so no consequences ofc

>>54162694
Stop being complacent, nigger. Complacency is how (((they))) win
>>54153911
Also forgot to mention, you dumb bitch, that by your logic casinos can claim any win is a "malfunction" and not face consequences EVER. Absolute retardation. This is your brain on so'y

>>54162266
>5k loan
>116.73%
>84 payments
>486.58
>5k
>loan
>40872.72$
>payback
>forty thousand eight hundred and seventy two dollars
>on a five thousand dollar loan
I legit can't tell if this is a joke or legit since like natives can do whatever they fuck they want on their land.

>>54154297
Lmao

>>54162461
Hello nimby vatnick

>>54152623
casinos are a scam anon

>>54162948
>whatever they fuck they want on their land.
If you took the loan and refused to pay it back could they do anything outside the reservation?

State Supreme Court ruled on this previously:

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The lawsuit filed at the Queens County Supreme Court said the Sphinx slot machine's "bells, noises and lights" as well as the message on the screen told Ms Bookman she had won the jackpot, Courthouse News reported.

The subsequent disappointment left Ms Bookman anxious and depressed, the report said.

She is seeking damages from the casino for failing to maintain the slot machine as well as two companies that make and operate games machine, reports said.

A Resorts World spokesman said at the time that the machine had suffered an "obvious malfunction".
The New York State Gaming Commission said the machine had been displaying a disclaimer that said "malfunctions void all pays and plays".

But Mr Ripka told US media at the time that the casino had not responded to requests for an explanation about how the slot machine malfunctioned.

In 2011 the Iowa Supreme Court denied an 87-year old grandmother a payout of $42m after a Miss Kitty slot machine showed a message saying she had won a bonus of that amount.

The casino said it had been a malfunction and offered her $1.85 based on the symbols the machine was displaying at the time.

>>54163105
Now in 2023 Heinrich is known for absolutely nothing but being Karl Marx's father.

>>54153911
yeah but itś a nigger and niggers dindu nuffin so gibsmedat wytboy imma get GE-owned media all up yo ass

>>54163206
Turns out there's a lot of weak scum in the world who resonate with Karl

>>54163150
yes, they sell the debt/loan to someone else outside and then you get a knock on the door

>>54161155
Lmfao retard

>>54163150
Yeah they can sue. Oddly you can't really sue them. Morons will buy native X project bonds. It flops you lose everything try to sue. Depending on the state they're protected and you'll get sqaut. Its really different in Canada they're unable to do shit like that. Technically its illegal for white people to even step foot on a rez.