/biz/ - Business & Finance

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

You can't post the stock ticker KRE with a dollar sign in front of it. Hiromoot shadowbans your posts. But why?

we won sers

My NASDAQ-100 is unironically holding quite well.

What will the dot plot say. That is the question faggots.

happening

>>54137004
kys Faggie

>>54137008
It's oversold on the hypothesis that markets have already priced in more hikes.
It's overbought otherwise

OWARI DA

>>54137058
It will say rates are going higher, and for longer, and then even longer they'll go down.

im posting in a no link thread and I don't feel comfortable

>>54137063
Oh yeah? Well /gif/ is predicting a massive green dildo in my pants in the next 5 minutes.

Great Support at 384 lads.

I feel a bit tired lads

>>54137004
BOIL tasks me. The shares task me and I shall have them! I'll hold them 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition's FLAMES before I give them up!

Just sold half of my TMF contracts. 0.10 to 0.50 in less than a week. Didn't buy enough but them Lil nigguhs did work

I saw on facebook that the banks and dollar are collapsing so we should put all our money into physical dollars and put it under the mattress to preserve wealth.

>>54137004
>Ain’t nuffin hapnen
>oy vey I liked outsoid
And saw da sun an boyds an shit

>>54137090
Here you go.

>Brokers:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tony-dwyer-85313715
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Bogle
https://www.zerodha.com/

>Risk management:
https://www.global-mind.org/gcpdot/
https://www.random.org/

>Investments:
https://www.carvana.com/
https://www.etsy.com/market/rare_disney_watches
https://www.instantpot.com/instant-pot-home/
https://www.yachtworld.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3szkFHfr6sA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydYDqZQpim8

>Educational sites:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.hentai-foundry.com/
https://www.instructables.com/
https://www.leetcode.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.astrology.com/us/astrology-calendar-2023.aspx
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/year/2023/jewish/holidays-2023.htm

Bobo is this all you have? Is this all you can do? Kiss my supple ass.

Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gjda5zIx_g&ab_channel=DavidM4555tv

Its actually hilarious watching these stupid dumb retard bobos compare SVB to anything. Ok, lets just say, hypothetically little bobo retard, you had a bank go under because of billions in sub prime mortgages. Now that bank actually has no money. As opposed to, a retarded bank that just has a bunch of retarded 10 years. Do you understand little retarded bobo? Can your tiny retard brain grasp this concept?

every day I see people here failing the most basic IQ tests

>>54091841
>>54091841
>>54091633
>>54091633
We warned you.
You didn’t listen.
You never listen.
You didn't take the exit pump.
We warned you to take the exit pump.
We warned you that it wasn't over.
We warned you that big money was caught off guard and needed a day to reposition, before the real move could continue.
We warned you that big money was buying 1 month out puts with the left hand to trigger VIX moves, while simultaneously pumping the market for exit liquidity with the right hand.
We warned you that we would sell off, that the rally would die.
We warned you to not get baited into going long.
You didn't take the exit pump.
And now you suffer.

>>54137004
There was a schizo raving last night the CIA had doxxed all the tripfags. He wouldn’t shut up, it was hilarious.
Oh how I wish that were true.

>>54137063
3/16 360P look cheap

>>54137004
Holy shit Credit Suisse is completely collapsing. When will trading be halted?

https://www.investing.com/equities/credit-suisse-group-chart

>>54137113
THANK YOU BASED LINK POSTER!

Buy gold and silver miners

>>54137063
Cramer called the bottom once Europe closes this morning too... Now CNBC is shilling the euro close lmao

Credit Suisse is finically stable. Stop slandering good companies.

crude oil $60 and natty $2.4. russia is bankrupt pretty much soon

He warned you and you didn't listen

>>54137113
Thanks, Jerry

>>54136884
>so the dividend policy does not provide any useful information.
I just provided an example where it does. PBR.

>>54137147
Is Jim Kromer shilling to buy the SVB and CS cheapies yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1mQT1u_45I
Gentlemen...

>>54137004
Fake thread created by shitcoiner jeet shills. KYS OP KYS NOW.

>bled out 8% from SOXS yesterday
>back now
PHEW

i am not upset. i am calm and content. i have a plan and will see it through.

>>54137133
You realize they typically don't halt penny stocks right retard bobo? Credit Suisse collapsed years ago. You're just being manipulated by jewish propaganda.

>>54137128
Damn, built for bdc (big dog cock). Fuck. Just imagine a huge German shepherd sniffing around their twat. They bend over like a pack of bitches in heat. The German shepherd mounts one of them and pumps his feral dog semen into her. He tries to mount the other but his bdc gets stuck in the first, so she puts peanut butter all over her test so he can lick her for Instagram profits. How does only fans profit?

OH JESUS CHRIST OH FUCK OH SHIT

>>54137123
I mean no one actually thinks that, just chink/Russian doomer shills and the few gullible low IQ schizos who are far too poor to matter.
Market looks OK and it shows. Little overvalued but money on the sidelines.

SPY 385

High yield/junk are not even down 1% today. This literally hasn’t even started yet

>>54137109
Cash under the mattress outperformed both stocks and bonds last year and will definitely outperform stocks again this year. Bonds are probably the play now though

>OIL
hope you slurped the dip

LOOOOOOWWWWWEERRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>54137133
The ride wont end this time

>>54137190
slava ukrainii pigger

I am financially recoovering

>>54137214
I'm slurping right now faggot

I sold my expiring OTM Roblox puts close to the bottom today for a tidy profit. Anyway, I'm headed to McNiggers. Anyone want anything? I'm paying.

>>54137214

>>54137196
waiting for 62 first

>>54137186
Keep going, I’m almost their.

>>54137147

This girl is mommy. She's the reason I watch Closing Bell. Would marry and give 1000 babies

Debating buying gold or oil…
But I don’t trade futures

LMAO GOLD IS MOONING

It's over

Daily reminder that buying NVDA below 230 is free money every time.

why are materials shitting the bed? steel, aluminum, lithium...

OILERS; WTF? I THOUGHT 70$ WOULD BE DIAMONDSUPPORT, AAAAAAAH

>banks crash
>stocks crash
>the world doesn't need oil anymore

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAPVcsDOU9U

>>54137196
I thought about some DRIP puts like 90dte.. maybe before close.. oil could go lower with FOMC panic

>>54137277
recession

>>54137147

>>54137245
just buy gold/silver mining stocks

>>54137262
Based retard

>he thinks market economies are good

>>54137277
No jobs, no money, no buy garbage, no make garbage, no profit, sell the bags while the economy is still running.

>>54137147
>>54137244
My only reason for living at this point is hopes that Cramer will somehow cost CNBC so much money that they force Sara Eisen to produce a swimsuit calendar to raise money.

>>54137277
Going back to normal.

>>54137277
Checked, but commodities except for shiny rocks go down in a recession

>>54137262
you are in for a ride with that strat

>>54137250
What's the Y axis? Bobo copium?

>FRC downgraded to junk

Uhhhh bros? Did i fuck up slurping this dip?

I dont even own any stocks, I'm 100% cash in a money market fund earning a comfy ~4% yield and get a monthly dividend

Why are you retards trying to make trades right now?

>>54137277
No banks -> No loans -> No industry

>>54137190
Holy shit Finland BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>54137331
we like to have a lil fun round these parts here

This is bullish

>>54137329
Credit Suisse default swap price

I’m telling you guys this is it!

>>54137330
I warned people who slurped banks that it was dangerous. They wouldn't listen. I expect more pain in the pipeline.

>>54137330
I don't like how she has panties on in this picture

>>54137331

>>54137286
trooost goldman, wait and cope

>If this were the 2007-2009 bear market, we'd currently be to mid-December 2008 with four months left before the March 2009 lows, per BeSpoke Investment. last week
>Elon Musk has said: Lot of current year similarities to 1929.

>>54137303
Here’s 1 more

>>54137349
>major bank stocks down >5% in a matter of hours
Bullish!

>>54137358
What should I slurp?

>X and CLF down 11% on literally NO NEWS

MAXIMUM PAIN; BRING IT!!!!

>>54137330
Based pink sheet buyer.

>we'll be positive by noon
where's the big rally bulls?

>>54137389
>overvalued shit reverting to mean on no news

I'd give Sara Eisen a couple of pump and dumps if you catch my drift bro

>>54137330
>>54137358
How bad is a junk rating for a bank? All I know it means you loan at a higher interest

>>54137388
A conservative portfolio of 100% SOXL.

>>54137308
tfw no qt CCCP to dom me and squish my balls

credit sus

>>54137331
Because it's a great time to buy more SPY. And I make an extra yearly 15% to 20% selling puts. The high IV and extra premium is a bonus.

>>54137328

Can you explain whats going on with NVDA? I bought some puts on it, but am also a long term holder. People are saying it's going down in the short term though. Whats causing the dip? China/Taiwan? Or is it tied to the bank failures?

>>54137354

>>54137380
Other people losing money is extremely bullish for the potential that I can pick up incredibly cheap shit right into the biggest Fed bailout of all time.

How are you not bullish as fuck right now?

>>54137375
Whoa, that's crazy, I didn't even realize you could just look at what happened last time and it would be exactly the same, thank you based reddit frog poster.

>>54137440
>Joe Biden was a crab man all along

Small pullback into sour hour close

Is the market crashing bullish for meme stocks?

>>54137412
For normal banks it's very bad. For banks like FRC that rely on giving lower interest loans to get clients in the first place, it's disastrous.

>>54137375
It's similar to 1929, 2000 and 2008 at the same time. Not great

>>54137434
I'm not bullish right now; I'm bullish for the end of summer.

>>54137331
I have a gambling addiction

je suis le cretin suisse

>>54137331
I stake my USD on robinhood for 4.15% yield. Its the only shitcoin I own

>>54137434
The Fed will not sacrifice the dollar to save the market. The dollar is the course of US power. Think about it. Only after the Fed has exhausted every option will we see runaway inflation which is of course very bullish. We’re just not there yet.

>>54137456
They are schizo safe havens, so, yes, money will be pulled out of JPM and parked in GME.

>>54137147
Looks like Cramer was wrong about the euro close :^(

>>54137309
>>54137322
>>54137334
guess i shouldn't have bought more X, AA, and ALB before just now then

>>54137470
>PRODUCT
>BS
Sounds about right.
Buy bs, get bs.

I just bought a coffee shop for my wife, am I fucked?

What if Powell came out today and did an emergency rate hike just for the lulz?

>>54137331
Nobody here wants to make money

>>54137426
i dont know i dont pay attention to fundamentals but computer says it's high risk and likely going down

>>54137434
>bailout
They can’t do a bailout for bankers, otherwise they would be setting a precedent. What would stop the executives of a bank from deciding they need an absurd bonus for example?

>>54137331
>Not shorting this stock market

Tomorrow will be a shit show. ECB probably will back down, only do 0.25 or no hike at all. Market will pump only for it to dump on friday.

>>54137483
This is a market of infinite jest.

>>54137250
What’s this, credit default swap on CS debt?

>>54137495
It would be extremely based.
>>54137516
That book sucked.

>>54137495
The market would unironically collapse, since that indicates panic the market doesn't even know about.

Plus, historically the market crashes worth right as the Fed starts to cut.

>>54137536
I could only get through like 150 pages of le wacky and random Infinite Jest

>>54137389
Check the open interest at 9-10 strike
I was gonna slurp at 17 but I think it might head even lower...

...on NO NEWS

>>54137501
If they don’t back down we are truly fucked

>>54137532
More fundamental than that. It's the odds of Brendan Fraser winning an Oscar.

>>54137536
True. I believe that's the joke. Also, it's from a Shakespeare quote talking about a dead guy.

>>54137336
Sanna should eat some cheese. Embarrassing picture overall desu

Does anyone know if th

>SOXL sup $14
QUICK SOMEONE CHECK ON LUM! WHERE IS SHE!
... Where is David Soxl...?

>>54137477
Maybe Jerome won't, but Biden will.

With moves like this oil collapse today, we're finally getting the signal that things are making real progress towards the endgame.
We've had 3 months straight of oil crashing down from $80 into the 1st or 2nd week of the month, but this is the first time it's broke below $70 and really done some damage to the stock prices.

Hey baggies. Are you ready for your Lehman brother moment?

Wish me luck bullbros

>>54137584
Based Dark Souls guy in fitting thread.

>>54137597
ANON ARE U OK PLS RESPOND

>>54137570
No matter what they do, already too late. If they hike they only accelerate the correction. If they back down, they prolong the bearmarket.

>>54137597

What would oil do if iran went to war with israel?

>>54137570
I still have cash to spend. I demand a hike.

>>54137573
That’s as fundamental as it gets.

>>54137610
I feel more like Sam Niel in In the Mouth of Madness, but crestfallen isn't wrong either.

>>54137594
It's pretty par for the course nowadays
>neurotic/sociopath
>absolutely staged
>smug shit eating contempt

Basically 99% of women since birth control and social media were invented

What do you call this pattern

>>54137597
ANON NOOOOO

if CNBC is reactionary BS, where do you guys get your intel? from DD or do you just do the opposite of what cnbc suggests?

>>54137635
I have none, I went all in like a fucking idiot. I might have to sell some gold so I can participate in the crash

>>54137627
Pump for about 10 minutes then plunge. Wars are bearish for oil.

>>54137597
OH SHIT WE'RE DROPPING LIKE FLIES

>>54137646
Zoom in Zoomie

>>54137604
The Alaska deal going through Biden will practically cut the price of oil in half in the US at least. If he does go through in signing it as some people are saying. Only time in be last two years his administration would have gone against the eco-progressives.

>>54137597
F

I left /biz/ after open this morning and I come back and you fucks crashed the market what the fuck

Society: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ_joicK8S4

What isn't bullish?

>>54137597
F

>>54137696
My virginity etf

>>54137597
Dear God even the people are turning i solvent

>>54137597
Rest in Pepperoni

>>54137597
We lost another soldier, captain

>>54137646
Free money

>>54137004
.

>>54137597
Margin = called.

>>54137691
F has been crabbing all day

Guys wtf stop crashing, I closed my shorts. Can we please go back up? (DAX) I demand 15000, one last time and back to 14500

>>54137597
anon?! ANON?!!

>VIX 30
Does it start now?

BED BATH AND BEYOND ABOUT TO DROP BELOW A DOLLAR
PENNY STOCK

>>54137646
Retailkiller

>>54137670
>Obama deported more Mexicans than Trump
>Biden finally legalized drilling in Alaska
>no war under Trump, cold war 2.0 under biden

Democrats are funny

When did the bond market become a bunch of clowns? 2 year yield 3.8%? Have we gotten to the point where bond traders have become the same as equity babies begging for bailouts? Literally pricing in 100+ bps of cuts… for what? High yield credit is fine and the SPY is down 1.5 fucking percent. What’s the justification for a pivot? 10 year is down 17% like we’re in a recession, yet equities are doing just fine? Doesn’t add up. Either yields go back up or stocks REALLY crease (limit down day).

Sure, let's sell oil for under $66. Why not.

>>54137739
50 cent made his return bet for several million we hit 50 on the vix by May

Credit Sussy.

>>54137302
But aren’t those hit by rising costs of fuel and equipment?

>it really is a financial crisis
peter zeihan embarrasses himself yet again

my sides

>>54137760
People are just shuffling out of finance into "real" (lol) companies trying to get that last bit of delta until the music stops and the SHTF

Toasting in epic bread! Le heckin so funny did you see the guy accidentally didn’t finish his Le post! Upvote party! Reddit is back!!!!

>>54137493
Just make her wear skimpier and skimpier outfits.

>>54137760
>10 year down 17% like we are in a recession

Not yet but it's coming

>>54137123
MBS are incredibly safe as the US RE economy is one of the healthiest in the world

>>54137670
I hope it happens

>>54137760
>10 year is down 17% like we’re in a recession
he remains unaware

I have officially switched sides on BABA after shorting at $120. Please dear god don't let Biden actually announce that he's blocking U.S. investors from investing in China.

>>54137760
anon capital appreciation is a thing

lost an entire 12 months of gains today

>>54137784
I don't know why people's BS detectors don't spike around the dude. SBF tier forced meme.

>>54137779
the price of the product their are selling vastly increases, meaning their profit margins go up so more people are willing to invest with them despite the increased cost of mining

What’s up with the nasd ACK

AND IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FREEEEEEEEEE FALLING

NEVER TRUST THE SWISS

>global bank collapse
>amerimutt trannies still buying the dips

STOP CRASHING GOD DAMNIT, I DON'T WANT TO FOMO IN SHORTS AGAIN

>>54137813
Relax. It was a shitty 12 months

>once again the media elite lied that the banks are totally fine to save themselves and fuck retail
Can we just behead these people already.

PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP

I told y'all niggas about msft

>>54137786
>posted from my iPhone

>>54137813
Pussy, I did that over the last 3 months.

>>54137827
Americans will be bullish even if there is global financial collapse

>>54137786
t. Ass blasted mumu

>>54137331
Because inflation is 6% (official figure; real figure is 15%)

>>54137849
Based MSFT chad
My only green today

>>54137791
>>54137806

I think we are in a recession, but even with the VIX, VVIX, and MOVE at danger levels, MSFT and GOOGL are green? Tech won’t sell

It's not even FUD anymore. It's straight up delusion. I've seen AI hallucinate less.

>>54137844
TERRAIN TERRAIN
OBSTACLE OBSTACLE

>>54137786
You are losing a lot of money today aren't you

>A U.S. military surveillance drone's crash into the Black Sea after being intercepted by Russian jets was likely an unintentional act from Russia's side, U.S. State Department spokesperson Ned Price told MSNBC on Wednesday.

HAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAH

Should I go all-in bonds?

>developed market has dropped 4%

>>54137839
Even worse, the bankers sent their tranny henchmen to lie to everyone in these threads.

>>54137871
They're green because everybody knows AI is going to be wildly profitable

>>54137871
Because people will still use internet, phones and computers.

Who the fuck is slurping

>chairman of Credit Suisse is called Lehman
who writes this shit?

>>54137888
would you buy this chart

>>54137888
HAHAHAHA Holy shit no
Buy gold and silver miners

>>54137913
jews.

>>54137913
Probably a shitty version of chat-GPT ran on a military super computer has been writing the script for 20 years.

>>54137871
Google is already near a 52 week low. It makes since people are moving to it right now with its price beat down and other shit still more proportionally inflated

It's all coming down hard after FOMC and higher for longer rate hikes

Will TLT break out of the 108.5-109 resistance? Can it do it?

>>54137915
How much do you ask for it?

>>54137871
>I think we are in a recession
Let me check unemployment numbers.
No.

Trannies lost, "schizos" won. This economic crisis will facilitate the hardest political shift in American history.

YOU FUCKIN BEHNCHOD BLOODY BASTARD HOW CAN YOU REDEEM FUCKIN BASTERD

My name is sneedland brown and I am proud to be, my back in my hometown with my new sneedily, there’s old sneeds and new sneeds and even a bear, through good times and bad times it’s true love we share.

JEAN-PAUL
VENDEZ

So why did we have a huge pump yesterday? I thought the banking crisis was overblown?

>>54137956
The real shock in this post is that India has a stock market

AAAAAAAAAAAASS

isnt now a terrific time to buy CS? all time low due solely the saudis hysteria

>>54137956
imagine the streets tomorrow in india
and the smell

I'm only down 6% in the past month

>>54137953
Come ooonnnn American fascism!

>>54137969
Turns out the biggest bank in Switzerland collapsing overnight is, in fact, not bullish

>>54137964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqrm-9Wy8iU

STOP THE COUNT

>>54137977
now? no
next week? probably

>>54137910
bulltards

>I shilled puts at the exact 390 top Monday
>I shilled puts at the exact 393 top Tuesday

I could heem every "dip slurper" in this thread.. I'll show you niggers how it's done when I sell my puts at 360 again and buy the real dip

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--zr85LRVCM

>>54137969
Pivot copium.

>>54137956
>le imagine
So this is how you write an opinion without expressing an opinion

>-700

Asssss!!!

That was the bottom.

What the fuck is going on? Is Credit Suisse gonna collapse? Why is the market going insane and dipping to under $2!?!?

>>54137969
Feds pumped toxic banks during low liquidity in pre/post market trading so that they had further to fall all day long. They crashed during normal trading hours. Shit is a scam.

>>54137951
Check unemployment numbers before 2008 recession. Every single time we have a "full employment", recession follows.

WTF WAS THAT

>>54135177
>>54135177
>>54135177
>>54135177
>>54135177
>>54135177
New thread

SPY 384
STILL...

>>54137956
I'll might slurp Credit Agricole and some US banks although I'm no fan of stocks. But can you go wrong with banks? (After they collapsed)

>>54137989
Pussy ass benchod bitch lasagna

HEINRICH
VERKAUFEN

I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT BUT I NEED CASH NOW

OH SHIT ITS PUMPING

>>54138030
moron

>>54137994
I won't be satisfied until the trannies ITT forcibly have their pills taken from them. Then we can start rebuilding the US economy after they destroyed it.

>>54138038
will be 374 tomorrow
if not lower

If oil is crashing why am I still paying 3.50 a gallon at the pump

So is J Pow gonna pause the hikes now?

>>54138009
>pivotniggers
L O L

>>54138051
You can get diluted to oblivion

>>54138022
>Every single time we have a "full employment", recession follows.
Like how Summer gives way to Autumn...

>>54138078
Yeah... about that...

THE BOTTOM WILL BE CLOSE WHEN OIL BAGGIES OFF THEMSELVES

>>54138078
We'll get more inflation if he does.

Maybe I should set all my clocks to New York time.

>>54138076
it takes time for that to be reflected
but if it stays down gas will get cheaper

>>54138078
no. he'll stay the course. 50 bips

>>54138076
Because you live in a shitty state

>>54138030
You son of a bitch

>>54138078
No, it will be 25 bps

>>54138076
Uh... uhm...supply chain...
Definitely not new yachts.

CMON SLURP IT UP, HIGHER. I need to short again, after I fucked up my shorts today AGAIN, because they caught me offguard and my newsfeed didn't work (THANK YOU IG)

HAHAHA YOU FUCKS ACTUALLY BOUGHT THAT A BANK COLLAPSING IS TOTALLY FINE AND PRICED IN BROS BAHAHAHAHA

BULLS GET FUCKED

>>54138007
Aren't you the guy that shilled BOIL at 12?
lmao

>>54138078
lol why's she go that cheeky grin
what's going on under there

>>54138078
Ugly beaner whore

>>54138119
>(((extreme cold))) shuts down local refinery in my state
>Gas cost spikes again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

jerome will go for the killing blow this month
75 bepis
no survivors
its time to wipe out all the bad businesses in one fell swoop

IS THIS CORRECT THREAD FINALLY??? YOU KEEP REDIRECTING ME TO THESE FUCKING COMPLETED THREADS!!!!

RIP to the anime poster that bought FRC thinking it would bounce.

>>54138093
Sorry, nonnative here, you mean the price of the stock drops because they do some bullshit capital measurements? So better just buy some bullshit bank ETF like iShares S&P U.S. Banks UCITS ETF?

>>54138007
congrats on the $200 bro

>>54138078
I never understood what was about this tik tok that made it popular here.

is it just another case of pretty girl gets recognition for being pretty?

>>54138098
Summer gives way to nuclear winter anon

Extremely oversold market.....everybody who wanted to sell would have done so by now.....so now should recover a bit

>>54138136
she comfy
>>54138130
we're not crashing. credit suisse isn't collapsing. bank stocks are oversold.

>>54138141
you are a literal faggot

>>54137105
My precious...

>>54138179
you havent been around ;long enough to know that markets crash from the lows
not the highs

>>54138174
Beauty is a virtue

>>54138130
>Forward looking
HAHAHA

>>54138174
It's Facebook, Instagram and YouTube on crack

>>54138196
Clearly the daily bottom has passed

SPY 385

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

all the Credit Suisse doomsday sayers act like the market hasn't already expected their demise years ago. It would surprise exactly nobody familiar with banks, but it does make a good news headline, so there's that.

>>54138111
>>54138111
>>54138111
>>54138111
>>54138111
>>54138111

>>54138230
buy 0dte calls right now and post them

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>>54138276
new
>>54138276

>>54138246

>>54138246
Apt description of the market right now.

>>54138275
>>54138275
>>54138275
>>54138275

>>54138282
That was made a few seconds later.

Real thread >>54138297

>>54138297
kys retard

>>54137597
Àaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>54138287
is the truck ok?

>>54138262
No.

>>54138165
They’ll raise new capital by issues new shares to someone who wants to rescue them and you get diluted

>>54137604
If Biden sacrifices the dollar, the US is finished as the world power.

>>54137865
Based knower

>>54137635
based and same.
Debt maxxers never lose
>have 8 credit cards
>max them out
>take a loan for "debt restructuring"
>keep the loan in cash
>trickle pay the credit cards while slowly withdrawing cash
>declare bankruptcy right as the crash happens
>have 10s of thousands of cash in hand
>have control of gf's trading account
>????????????????????????????
>NEET