/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54135443
Just use your dad’s credit and have him buy the house for you

>>54135497

>>54135497
My dad is dead, and my Mom doesn't care about me.

>>54135443
>>54135576
okay so you're pretty fucked, i recommend just sitting tight until the riots/revolution kicks off, you might be able to snag some property as people leave the USA.

Use a credit ladder. You have 500 so open many smaller personal loan lines. Then use those lines to open intermediate credit lines in a diff country like Favelastan. Then use your Favelastan lines to open actual good lines in your home country and buy the home. Then close your bad and intermediate lines and rip the copper out of the walls of the home and sell them for crack money. Then tell the bank they have to work with you if they want to get their money back and it'll just be another small loan every few months they have to give you so you can invest and actually pay for the home. Then wait a few decades and run for office.

>>54135443
what about if my credit is like 780

>>54135606

>>54135607
This

>>54135443
Depends, are you white?

>>54135670
yes

>>54135443
Buy a few lbs of silver and you'll have a house in a year when everyone is selling off their bloated mortgages

>>54135443
Find alternatives to banks