/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54091600
First for first republic failing.

Is SlurpyStonks down for anyone else? I can't place any slurp right now they get unslurped right away.

UH OH STINKY

FUCK JANNIES
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK BANKERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK NIGGERS
AND MOST OF ALL
FUCK WOMEN

ITS FALLING AHHHHHH

Chart was right once again

They're going to let banks collapse so they can implement CBDC. Also try Brain Force Plus with double patriot points and buy my signed copy of The Great Reset. If you are hearing this transmission you are the resistance.

They want everyone knee deep in calls before they dump this shit and do the next leg down. Don't fall for it bros

BUDDY, LOOK AT VIX COMPUTER
They are buying puts, 1 month out!
They are pumping the market with the left hand, buying VIX / buying puts with the right!!
LOOK AT VIX COMPUTER
this rally is going to die SUPER fucking hard!
Don't get baited, for the 1,000th time!
Big money got caught with their pants down - they needed a day to reposition - AKA 'exit pump'!
BUDDY. LOOK AT VIX.
The rally is not real! The emperor is not wearing clothes!
Don't be retarded!

>neoliberalism not working?
>Double down! We actually weren't doing enough neoliberalism! Nixon era policy is actually communist liberalism. Time to reheat Reagan's corpse again!
Bonus points for: repeating the word "hyperinflation" because weimar germany is the only bad economy they are aware of in history.

Im all in SOXS at 22.10. How boned am I?

I can't believe I actually believed Jerome Powell and his "committed to 2% inflation" bullshit. Of course at the first sign of rich people losing some money he turns on the money printers again. Hyperinflation back on the table with middle class retail holding the bag

sold my crypto this morning (at a double digit profit). rolled it into MMM. eth/btc ratio is breaking down after holding up all through the selloff, financials blown out for no good reason and crypto mooning, thinking this will reverse HARD. will take another look at crypto at eth 1300. anyways here's an all-time chart of 3m.

>>54091618
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH JANITORIAL SERVICE!

>>54091600
FRIST

its different this time

>permabulls about to blow their load
At 1pm, that’s when the market goes blood red.
I’d sell now

>>54091631
I bought calls on XLF

what is the best surefire big money etf? FNGU?

Where is the
>Joe fucking market setpoint biden
Poster

That dude would love today

This pump is not enough to stop margin calls this afternoon

>>54091600
WHAT EDITION IS THIS?
oh and fuck jannies

>>54091464
keep in mind that everytime they do this they inch us closer to collapse. They do it because they're all boomers who are set and are gonna die before the consequences catch up to them. People think it could never happen to us, but it most certainly can and frankly probably already should. It would be quicker to just go into an economic depression for a decade and flush out the rot, get the workforce back in order, and rebuild. But they'd rather keep the zombie system propped up for another couple years out of stubbornness.

Be greedy when anons are fearful and pump my bags so I can exit.

im crabbing

>>54091681
I think the theme is around milk

/moo/

>>54091661
>>54091678
I fucking hope so. I still have cash.

>>54091703
This whole situation is why i'm greatful i was born in 97, by the time the actual real deal collapse hits, recovery will happen by the time i'm in my thirties and any potential hit to my QOL is negated provided i keep myself afloat.
..is that wishful thinking? to be young during collapse and prime years when its all over?

>>54091703
This is actually unironically why I wanted to leave this country before covid happened. And will definitely leave it now, 4 years later.

>europe red
>us green
>bitcoin recovered
>berserk sticky

what the FUCK is happening?

Can't wait for the US to have more hyperinflation than my list of favorited e621 images.

>>54091760
I hate zoomers so goddamn much. How can things as retarded as these call themselves human? Even parrots are more intelligent.

>>54091760
I was born in 77 and it just keeps on getting worse lad. Hate to break it to you.

>bank crashing
>everyone and their mothers stacking calls
>bank runs in progress
>long nose sees this and beings shutting it down
>locks market segments and begins manipulation
...yeah no. This is clearly fake and gay.

>>54091661
>>54091751
This is it
The big dump

>>54091760
Yep you got it right anon. Just keep on keeping on

>>54091777
We just havin fun. It's what we do. We like to have fun.

>>54091781
cope faggot
>>54091794
thats why im thinking, is the start worse than the aftermath?

>>54091731
Imagine walking into a room and seeing some disgusting goblina thot standing in an empty room in front of her phone acting like a complete retard. It's not the content that makes me hate zoomers, it's the process of making the content.

>>54091777

>>54091801
>This is clearly fake and gay.
always has been

>>54091644
nu-america's founding myth is ww2, anything that occurred before the 1930s is historically irrelevant

>>54091801
Transexual thought process

>>54091726
She FED millions...

>>54091633
Take the exit pump.
God. I just know already, several days from now when we're crashing there are going to be 100 faggots in /smg/ going
"What?? Why is this happening??"
"I thought we were saved! We rallied super hard on Monday!"
"All of you were bullish! You didn't tell me to sell!"
"You told me the golden bull run was back on, so I bought back into my positions!
BUDDY. LOOK AT VIX. LOOK AT THE FUCKING VIX.
GET OUT.

>>54091822
For me, it's both.
But most of all it's that they're objectively not sapient, and I'm not sure they're even sentient.

>>54091703
>flush out the rot
You don't understand. America doesn't have an economy, at all. The economy IS the rot. We have a massive import deficit, the fiction of "the economy" functions only because we can maintain the USD as the global reserve currency. We have, at this point, $1 trillion a year in FREE trade because we control SWIFT. The internal workings of our economy are just a front for the fact that we use the global economy as a gibs machine

>>54091633
I'm lurking here from leftypol cause of the bank run and even I'm more literate on stocks, puts are used to hedge, of course they're hedging

so the bad news is canceled right? everything is fine and it's just two banks that made a minor mistake that will be fixed

>>54091600
are we safe or is this just the globohomerinos dumping their bags on normies before rugging?

>>54091777
Checked. Death throws of a market dilating mumu’s anus before a big red dildo. CPI has now been seen and whispers are it’s coming in hotter than anyone expected, check used cars.

Welp that was the top for today (possibly ever) next stop SPY 200. Hope you enjoyed that golden bull run mumu

Going through my archives. Looks like I shilled DOW when it was around $45 (sold it already last month). Feels good to contribute to our little community in positive way from time to time.

>America doesn't have an economy, at all.
>The economy IS the rot.

>>54091860
beware the ides of marches

>you had all day to buy puts
>3900 top five times in a row
>you bull posted

I feel like a lot of bagholders were made in /smg/ today. Thank you for providing the jews some exit liquidity you fucking retards

>>54091856
go back

>>54091854
This. It's not america specific either. It's a consequence of globohomo. We need to go back to mercantilism.

>NVIDIA is overvalued
>fake and gay pump
Yeah. It's SOXS time

>>54091893
>I feel like a lot of bagholders were made in /smg/ today

>>54091600
Why wouldn't THEY let me buy LEAPS while the banks were at the BOTTOM?

I could have finally made it. My timing was right. I was brave. I was greedy when everyone else was fearful. I was awake while others were sleeping. It's my turn now and they TOOK that away from me

It was MY TURN to MAKE IT

>>54091871
>TFW you hit the exit pump just right

>>54091871
buddy, look at palladium computer!

>>54091878
I'm still holding bags from when it was 60, but the divy is so good I don't care.

>>54091835
>founding myth
Well the American empire (essentially we took over what was left of the British empire) was formed in the wake of ww2, where we were the only developed, functioning economy on the planet. Comparing the US post ww2 to even as late as turn of the century US is almost pointless because the conditions in which the government existed are completely different.

>>54091878
Meh. I shilled HPX before it became AMBI and made 40% (could have been 200% if I was paying attention on merger day) just 2 weeks later.

>>54091877
Thanks bill, we’re dandy

>>54091822
>smack ass
>throw on bed
>put dick in mouth

Look dude you need to learn how to treat ladies. It's not their fault they are retarded

>>54091893
>exit liquidity
go back to the crypto pits retard

>>54091801
Fed has let banks post collateral at par value rather than MtM for liquidity. I.e. Fed will baghold till maturity.

Bank run cancelled.

If these guy >>54091920 's posts aren't a top signal to anyone, let's just say you're in for a lot of pain.

Where my siga chads at

>>54091731
>fat goblina dresses as a cow and starts mooing
>doesn't even expose milkers, the only reason for such an outfit
this bitch's simps have told her she's thicc and perfect, haven't they

>>54091920
asked and answered in the other thread

>>54091994
Yeah not only is today the time for people to get their money out of equities, they want to simultaneously fuck over the ODTE fags as well and we’ll go red in sour hour or i could pump before the bottom falls out tomorrow at 8:30am

>>54091854
>The internal workings of our economy are just a front for the fact that we use the global economy as a gibs machine

Who gets the gibs and who pays for it?

>>54091907
I keep hearing this idea passed around in big brain political journals. I'm not convinced it will happen but it's certainly a very convincing idea

>>54092055

>>54091856
>leftypol
Go back. I went there one day to see what they said about Native Americans and it was the EXACT same shit I can already find on Best/pol/

>>54091993
MtM means market value?

Why is there a sticky thread today and how do I profit from it?

>>54092092
This the haunted pussy milktruck chick?

>>54092092
humiliation ritual, quite different

>>54092098
>1999
The best year in history

>>54092125
Women LOVE being humiliated in a sexual context. This is financial advice.

>>54091650
LMAO YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVED THE PROPAGANDA
the absolute state of U

>>54092099
Yes mark to market which for low yield bonds would mean taking a big loss on the open market instead of being held to maturity and getting your full principal back... Fed bascially just told banks give us your short dated loss bonds and we’ll give you face value and hold them to maturity

>Global banking system collapsing before our very eyes
>Line go up

Alright, I'll bite: explain this to me. Because I don't fucking get it.

My financials exposure is comparable to my typical cash holdings, without even considering what I have elsewhere. I would rather hold to zero than buy the fake dip today.

>>54091650
>middle class retail holding the bag
just spend your paycheck as it comes. what's the big deal?

Sup fellow neets today I'll be learning some new topics, as well as enjoying these sips.

Couldn't imagine having a job.

>>54092059
I had calls this morning.
Wanted leaps on those banks While it was under 10.
Now I'm holding shorts.

>>54092082
Who is saying this? I'm aware it's actually a rather popular idea among real economists (i.e. not talking heads saying things based on who pays them) but I've never seen any published comment on this topic. I've seen shilling for austrian economics at best.

>>54091856
Where are you bunkerchan homos hanging out these days?

>>54092061
>Who gets the gibs and who pays for it?
America gets the gibs.
>who pays for it
Globally, any country that holds USD. Almost every country on earth is forced to hold USD for trade, which drives up demand, which means the US can just print money out of thin air and give it out to companies that will, eventually, use it to import goods. This is a system that started with Nixon (opening up of China to create export supply, USD for oil deal with the Saudis) and has been a continuing process of solidifying itself ever since (Reagan deleted domestic industry via the Volcker shocks, pumped up our deficit via the military, forced Japan to support our imports by buying our junk assets at the plaza accords, Carter's deregulation, Clinton's NAFTA, etc)

>>54092159
Jews

>>54092182
Post your fat body.

>>54092145
How is this not QE

>>54092120
Yes.

>>54092159
Nothing is collapsing. You watch too many youtube doomers who profit from your fear additction

>>54092159
They are flooding the market with "hikes stop" "hikes stalled" propaganda to create exit liquidity for the on going rate hikes we ill have like boosters into the medium term future.

TL;DR: They think there be no rate hikes- but it do.

I would call it a Bart but I think it's going to be a Marge

>>54092145
where's that extra money coming from?

what's the new bobocope going to be when SPY pump to 400 tomorrow?

>>54092229
6ft 185lbs 12% bodyfat sub 6 minute mile 255lb bench press for reps

One of my neet hobbies is exercise

>>54091650
Why do you assume that, the meeting isn't until the 22nd and he's not pivoting. Just because the banks told you he is doesn't mean he is. Jpow doesn't give a fuck what the media or anyone else thinks about him or his decisions. The rate hikes continue.

>>54092193
>I've seen shilling for austrian economics at best.
Neoliberalism always tries to reinforce itself even in its own death throes. I've been hearing shilling for austrian economics since barry goldwater (I wasn't alive back then, but the idea has been getting floated for decades, for obvious reasons).

As for neomercantilism, I just read an article in American Affairs.

https://americanaffairsjournal.org/2023/02/the-neomercantilist-moment/

PoliOp here. let me break this down for you bozos before you lose all your money.

basically what's happening is we had a bank catering to VCs fail because they made a "bad" investment in 10-year TBills at 1% before the Fed started raising rates by quite a bit. they have the ASSETS on paper to support a healthy balance sheet, but those TBills at the lower rate can't be sold at par on the open market because who the fuck is gonna pay you a premium for 1% when rates are currently 5%. so this causes a bit of a short-term liquidity crisis in the event that a large amount of withdrawals are made from the bank because although they will have all the money at maturity, they simply can't sell those bonds now without taking a haircut and thus being underwater on a "realized" balance sheet. this caused a bank run and the bank found itself in existential turmoil with the tech sector heavily affected (~65,000 people not getting paid on time, etc.).
the US Treasury, Fed, and FDIC decided to step in together and basically bought the bank's dogshit AT PAR (meaning their Bonds which are now worth pennies on the dollar were taken in at a full dollar's value kek) so that depositors can be made whole. they did this to maintain confidence in the banking system at large as pretty much every bank's balance sheets will look like this. contagion was already spreading and at least one other bank had gone down, with many more on the line. this was an extraordinary measure.

now here's the dilemma: what happens when you create an insolvency backstop (let's not call it a "bailout" hehe), giving the banks essentially their maturity value years in advance so that the system doesn't go kaboom? in that case, do the gradual rate hikes even mean anything considering someone who took a bad bet got protected in the name of the Average Joe? what's to say those banks won't just capitalize on 6-month Treasury Notes at 4% now as money supply is back up baby. not very anti-inflationary, is it? :^)

CNBC has the guy on rn who shorted and killed silicon bank back in January

>>54092267
>the banks told you
has to be true...

>>54092230
The Fed will still get the money back, they'll just have to baghold for 20+ Yrs. Plus they might charge a tiny markup on the swap.

>>54092273
nobody's gonna read your blog post faggot

>>54092267
There's a meeting today now.

>>54092082
>big brain political journals
1k follower Twitter accounts with names like "Carnivorius Tradus Economicus" are not political journals

>>54092289
I read it, and read it in 15 seconds, and it wasn't a blog post (but is something that has been discussed to death in /smg/ and something that everyone here already knows
If you struggle to read paragraphs of text, you're a retarded zoomer, and you shouldn't be posting here

>>54092159
Flight to safety.
>Banks aren't safe due to rate hikes
>Cash isn't safe due to inflation
>Crypto is to volatile
>Gold and Silver are Rocks that people will seize if we ever went back on a Gold BAck currency
>Bonds can't beat inflation
>Lean Hogs are over bought
It has nothing to do with business or the economy it is because there is no where else to hide from financial Armageddon.

/biz/ bros I hope you have kom susser tod playing on repeat all day. Remeber anon's IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING. IT KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQiHzcdUPAU

It's ok breath deep buy some heroin/fent. Meeting your waifu is just one simple tiny push of the syringe. It's just money anon, but being with your waifu is an eternity. She'll always love you just like 4chan will always love you. We're in this together bros. AND END IT ALL AND LIVE FOREVER. I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN MY WORLD IS ENDING. I WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME. TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQiHzcdUPAU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQiHzcdUPAU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQiHzcdUPAU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQiHzcdUPAU

>>54092243
Called it last bread
>>54092230
In a way it is, this will be their game plan so they can continue to raise rates
>>54092246
When you control the money you can do what you want BTTF (BTFO) and presto create a new program out of thin air

>>54092273
it's not called a bill if its duration is over 1 year long

>>54092293
what time?

>>54092258
I'm blaming /pol/ for all the doomposting
we all know the feds watch that board

>>54092262
225 bench at 185 is shit but sub 6 miles is based. Pics or you are full of shit. Everyone here is fat except me

please can we get a -40% on the spy

>>54091920

S&P500 about to go red on the day
EVERYTHING IS FINE
KEEP BUYING
DO NOT PANIC
DO NOT RUN

>>54092289
your loss
>>54092338
sorry, writing in between work

>>54092289
>t.zoomer

>>54092273
The fact you have to explain this shit to anyone here id fucking hilarious, If you didn't know about this right when it happened you have no business swinging anything or doing options

Svb short seller: The next play is looking at unrealized losses, the regulators werent watching. The industry is challenged at this point

SVB is a bitch ass motherfucker. The weak should fear the strong.
The hikes will continue.

>>54092344
255lbs, buttercup, I can do sets of 12 at 225

You will not be admiring my body today, faggot

>>54092159
>explain this to me
I didn't buy.
>I don't buy. Line go up.
>I buy. Line go down.
Simple as.

>>54092273
>what's to say those banks won't just capitalize on 6-month Treasury Notes at 4% now
because they already own long duration bonds and would have to realize the loss if they sell. where is all this new capital coming from? credit has dried up.

>>54092273
Or the fed holds the bonds until rates go back down after inflation gets resolved, and the only people left holding the bag are share and bond holders. Because like I've been saying for more than a fucking year now, slaughtering the golden calf that is the markets to protect the economy and dollar was the only choice that made sense. Thanks for playing.

>>54092371
I wanna see 50 bepis at the very least

>>54092369
>The next play is looking at unrealized losses
That was the play on Friday nigger, the Fed has already stepped in to bag hold unrealised losses.

>>54091993

>>54092269
That's a cute little article. I hope that the author's introductory premise, that the globohomo economy is no longer seen as an unassailable idea, is correct, though I wouldn't hold my breath just yet.

>>54092388
>credit has dried up.

>>54092273
Hmmmm. That’s a lot of text anon.

>>54092235
Nothing is collapsing except for the hundred billion dollar banks that did

>>54092378
I post my lewds all the time. You seem like a fat bitch. It's not cool to lie on the internet.

How many bulls are hooked? Are you guys ready for 3700 by friday?

So is Powell going to reimburse my VFITX "emergency fund" which is down 11-12% since 2021 or do I just need to wait out the bond duration like a good boy because reasons?

>>54092388
The issue at hand. Talking heads talking about it now

Can we just go a few months without some kind of existential crisis to our financial system?
Please.
Just...please.
I'm so tired.

I just put fresh sheets on my bed.

>>54092413
The only golden calf that will get slaughtered is the same one that has been slaughtered since 1970: the middle class. The middle class will pay the taxes, lose to inflation, and the stocks will be pumped and the poor will be supported with welfare.

>>54092446
>the fag is also a bear

I am done speaking with the likes of you.

>>54092273
I'm glad to see there are still people around here who can think. Good post anon.

>>54092388
they now have a liquid balance sheet. they're not just going to hold the money; that's simply not how a bank operates. they are going to invest in more things, injecting more cash into the market.
plus the Fed is now going to cut rates. hyper-reactionary measure is even more bearish. you're basically saying a "free" market needs to be controlled
>>54092413
the feds are definitely holding the bonds and will make a very small profit that will be canceled out by inflation ATM

>>54092467
>Talking heads talking about it now

>>54092159
New bull case is that rate hikes will cease and/or be reduced because poorly run banks are cracking apart, plus inflation is cooling.
Insane nutjob and/or retarded bull case: nothing is breaking.
Bear case remains the same: inflation is still hot, banks cracking apart are a sign of systemic overleveraging in the face of increased interest rates, and the feds will continue their rate hikes until inflation is under control at a comfortable 2% yearly or less.
Insane nutjob and/or retarded bear case: the global banking system is ending and everything is going down the toilet with it (still more likely than the "nothing is breaking" narrative I've heard a lot of in these threads.)
I personally am part of the bear camp and will chalk today's phenomenon up to the classic dead cat bounce scenario, with the possibility of this cat floating up and down for a while until the next CPI report is released and/or more banks break apart.
Until then, enjoy this image of the "financial experts" at work.

le crab

>>54092420
I was quoting the guy who shorted the Fuck out of Svb months ago who said it 5 minutes ago CNBC you doublenigger

>>54092453
The latter. Thanks for playing.

in my life ive missed four or five free tickets to early retirement and FRC puts friday seem like another absolute moronic miss

anyone get puts? im seeing 100 bucks turning into 4000+ OTM

>>54092092
remember what they took from you

>>54092508
same as it ever was

>>54092378
>>54092446
Both of you need to hush up. I could mog both of your bussies at the same time without even breaking a sweat.

What's the top for VIX computer?

>>54092337
11:30 EST.

>>54092477
>I told him to sell it all in February and go short
>he didn't listen
>he is still a bull
>he thinks anyone cares about his energy drinks
>he can't even bench 255

Ngmi

>>54092382
Now THIS is the type of technical analysis (TA) I come here for!

>>54092513
Based Wizard of Deflation.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GONG OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>54092540
That's a man.

>>54092273
>now here's the dilemma: what happens when you create an insolvency backstop (let's not call it a "bailout" hehe), giving the banks essentially their maturity value years in advance so that the system doesn't go kaboom?

There has been no price discovery in bonds since 2008 / QE. They're a scam.

>>54092443
> bank has liquidity issues
> government realizes that it's not ran properly, steps in and takes control to ensure that clients' assets are safe
> Fed helps by fixing liquidity issues, the exact reason central banks exist in the first place
> all problem mitigation systems worked properly
> anon: OMG GLOBAL BANKING SYSTEM IS DONE

GUYS - SHOULD I SELL MY LUMN? IM 50% IN AND I ALREADY LOST SO MUCH MONEY

>>54092563
ah so it's closed door

Dump eet

>>54092533
And I'm supposed to read your mind on an image board? Lol, jej even.

>>54092582
the free market is full of systematic contagion due to fraud & bad bets, and NOBODY is letting some asshole turn the jukebox off while they're still dancing and throwing money in the air
>>54092594
there has been no price discovery at large since then. even crypto has been taken over
best price discovery is unironically on ebay and auction sites

SPY red

>>54092603
>Emergency closed door FED meeting
Bullish

Gay scam pump ends after 11am again just like Friday
Why did bulls fall for the same shot AGAIN?!

>>54092601
Sadly, I am in the same boat.

>>54092625
He put a colon after short trader, which would be obvious if colons weren't invisible on modern fonts.

>>54092557
I consider myself average, dude started being a fag. I made a post about books and energy drinks. Then a fag requested my body.

>>54092603
This meeting is nothing every few months everyone freaks out about an “emergency” fed meeting when they’ve been scheduling these things since 2020 and everyone forgets about it until something bad happens and people start checking the calendar and every flips their shit.

>>54092631
>there has been no price discovery at large since then.

Yes, true - only problem is, there's no way to take away the punch bowl without crashing everything.

aaaaaand everything is in the red again. Real nice.

gosh darn it yahoo finance has become unusable its always sucked but ive used it for so long i dont want to have to get used to another site
fuck

btw, I know /smg/ doesn't really believe in GME as a play, but you should know that all of what's happening has been extensively posited on /r/SuperStonk. regardless of how you feel about GME, the DD on macro factors and market infrastructure and dissolution of compliance protocols that has been done there is some of the very best that has ever been available to the public

‘ERE WE GO LADS

>>54092056
I didn't like that answer so I'm buying new ones.

>>54092656
Oh I'm aware, I was just stating a fact.

Fucking stocks just went red on literally no news. I hate this fuddy duddy fucking market be like it do sometimes.

Mario Nawfal twitter seems to have sources stating further bank collapses are imminent

>>54092684
Something was definitely said during that closed door meeting :^)

>>54092663
It's not as bad as derailment schizos

everyone telling you its not like 2008 is right
its much, much worse

>>54092684
Kangaroo market in full effect.

>>54092673
dude just make a webull account - it's free
or just use tradingview
who the fuck uses yahoo in anno domini 2023

>>54092535
>in my life ive missed four or five free tickets to early retirement and FRC puts friday seem like another absolute moronic miss
>anyone get puts? im seeing 100 bucks turning into 4000+ OTM
Im not surprised this little gang of slurpers dip buyers also missed this braindead easy 40x

>>54092675
GME is going sub $5.

The market correctly identified that Powell is a spineless cuck bitch who will pivot at the first sign of weakness in the economy. Bobo losers are still fighting the Fed when rates are being cut next meeting LMAO.

>>54092711
Are you the meltup retard that decided to rebrand or just making fun of him?

>>54092684
Buy the dip. Fed has put back

>>54092595
The global banking system is not going to collapse but more banks will. SVB died because of a liquidity crunch, but it died in the same way that a 95 year old man with COPD died from a bad fall, they wouldn't have lasted much longer either way. They had too many bad investments and were fundamentally insolvent, that's WHY the bank run happened.

Of course, the Big Boys will be fine. They have enough assets and cash to be borderline immune to bank runs and to whether the storm of macroeconomic downturn. But there's no question that many more businesses, including banks, are going to fail due to high interest rates making their "business model" of just standing there and absorbing infinite free credit no longer viable. And that is a good thing for the economy in the long run.

>>54092672
Except tech, because I bought SQQQ on Friday

>>54092729
>inflation still hot
>cutting rates

>>54092729
>>54092745

>>54092723
you're entitled to your perspective. but that's not why I mentioned SuperStonk DD

>>54092684
We're getting our new booster Sh- I mean Rate Hike!
>5% and we go back to normal
>over 5% will fix inflation
>It didn't stop inflation, but its stopping hyper inflation We need more booster I mean Rate Hikes!
You are here
>More rate hikes for longer.

No questions you fucking bastards, now clap!

>>54092743
samefag

>>54092717
>webull account
ugh
>>54092717
>tradingview
also requires an account to do with the little website that could, yahoo, always did for free, all with the spiciest boomer chat on the 'net

its like they stopped paying their cloud bill or something, pages hang and wont load

>>54092749
*weather the storm

>>54092762
>>54092763
Inflation is 4%, which is the new target for the no landing. Check truflation.

By time tomorrow there will be a massive cultural shift, all video games will stop being played, everybody will begin to work towards an agrarian paradise.

>MFW I sold the pump

>>54092729
If he didn't pivot in october why would he pivot now?

>>54092801
>truflation
stop shilling this meme site

>>54092801
Anon, get to a hospital as soon as possible. Call an ambulance! You're overdosing on copium.

>mfw I shorted the pump

how serious are GFV's on my Webull cash account? Can I get a few before they backslap me or is it one and done?

>>54092762
>Redefine CPI to not include food, housing, or medical
>2% inflation
Checkmate

>>54092771
Out of all numbers my autistic ass sees, 771 happens way to motherfucking much.

Anybody know anything I can read on the phenononology of number frequency?

>>54092801
Ok retard

>>54092780
webull has the cheapest level II data out of all brokers, $1.99 a month
the interface for their charts is also very solid
I think it is the best option for (newer) traders who aren't willing to make the move to a big boy broker like TDA thinkorswim
>it requires an account!
lol. it takes 2 seconds to make an account. if you are not willing to take the 2 seconds to make an account, you deserve the losses you will incur

what is all this commotion about a bank run? like lmao, nobody has any money in the bank. everyone is broke and just maxing out their credit cards to buy groceries and pay the Tesla charger thanks to Putin's Pricehike.

>>54092824
Bank failures mean he hiked too hard too fast.
>>54092826
I also hold Chainlink, seething Bulgarian faggot.
>>54092828
The only people coping are the losers fighting the Fed after the pivot.

>>54092843
That's called fake and gay and that only gives you a very short term pump on the """good""" news.

>>54092843
>redefine CPI to mean the price of oxygen
>0% inflation forever
WE DID IT REDDIT!

>>54092826
Anybody that isn't deepthroating the Biden admin knows real inflation is sitting at about 10%. If the fed pivots, we'll see 20%

fuck these tech faggots

>>54092866
>I also hold Chainlink

>the retard spamming "truflation" has been a cryptofag this whole time

>>54092729
>>54092762
>>54092824
>>54092866
https://twitter.com/dlauer/status/1635306278523396099?s=46&t=5-QZJ1Q_eq05VGw3WqGAzQ

he didn't hike too fast and too hard btw. banks are just greedy and reckless. unless SVB put a majority of its liquidity in 1-year Notes, it makes no sense that they were unable to hedge over the last 12+ months

>>54092843
QUICK EMPTY THE SPR!
>inflation naturally defeated.

How much content is in this burger exactly? Is it truly nothing in there?

MARA earnings will shit the bed right?

>>54092889
Thank you for your money

>>54092866
kek
Your b8 posts are pretty good.

>>54092771
no better emblem for a dying country than a doddering dementia president

>>54092847
>phenononology of number frequency
gateway to Satanism- don't bother.

>>54092559
Fertile

>>54092749
Yeah, I agree with you. I simply think that the other anon I replied to was overexaggerating.

>>54092749
I don't think the big boys are very solvent either buddy.

>>54092901
SVB financials weren't that bad at all, they literally shot them selves in the foot with a terrible announcement timing. their losses were less then 2 billion,

Is anyone really all that surprised? SJW banks in blue states. What could go wrong?

>>54092901
they were in 4 year average yielding 1.2%

>>54092843
It was 6.4% and it's going to increase again tomorrow

>>54092801
uh ohhh, you've upset the Hyperinflation(TM) fans

>>54092913
watch n learn young man

>>54092906
MARA already had its earnings chud

https://www.tipranks.com/stocks/mara/earnings

>>54092997
https://truflation.com/ It's 4.56% and decreasing. This is verified by Chainlink oracles, which gives it far more credibility than any Fed nowcasting bullshit.

>>54092971
"Cash equivalent" is not just a meme. Also money market funds are essentially perfectly liquid.

>>54092983
>SVB financials weren't that bad at all
He's right- time to pivot.

>>54092971
you may not like it
but this is what peak fortress looks like

>>54092971
absolute fortress

>>54092994
sorry, that was supposed to say 10-year, but more focused on the yield anyway
>>54092983
they were locked into terrible rates during a very hot market which is the real issue

>>54092378
wait is that you? the milk breathe poster?

>>54093033
cope as much as you want, your bags will get heavier day by day
you might want to consider selling

>>54093062
>you may not like it
>but this is what peak fortress looks like

Lalwz- true...

>Clown world/10

So it’s just pure delusion driving markets? A total reinvention of terms line “bail-out” or “insolvent”? Inflation is good now?

What's gold doing today? If crypto is outperforming metals, then this is all just fear mongering.

>>54092971
>Just organize a $882B bank run bro, jpmorgan will topple right over

>>54093090
The real real issue is they were giving loans to bad clients. This is what started it all.

im not selling

>>54093033
Jokes on you the only data the fed cares about is their old slow ass boomer data. truflation could be 1% if the FED data was 6% it is to high and rapes will continue.

>>54093062
>peak fortress
Isn’t that citadel

>>54092477
I bet he is probably that burp guy

>>54093094
>selling
See you at SPX 6000 later this year boboid.

>>54093092
Nope, I am neet appalachian shed anon, I have a large amount of old books and an energy drink addiction.

>>54093114
>retard doesn't understand how leverage works
Every time.

>>54092990
The company got woke, and then they went broke. Damn shame really. Its sad this happens all the time, like the more woke a company becomes the higher their chances of failure. It's almost like we should reject this ESG crap and go back to focusing on putting profits ahead of employing minorities and mentally ill individuals.

>>54093116
Can you expand on that?
>>54093109
Crypto is going to be a rug-pull. It's financial institutions driving up the price to meet SLR or margin requirements IMO. No one is investing in something as hyper-speculative as crypto while there is nationwide panic over the markets & economy due to Friday.

>>54093134
This thread does attract some weird bastards

>>54093033
>Chainlink oracles, which gives it far more credibility than
just dropping in to laugh at you.
hopefully you’re trolling

>>54093139
>+1400 higher than ATH
>while we were at 0%

seriously though
not one of you bought even a single FRC put on friday?
seriously?

BOIL brothers....will we ever see 7 dollars again...

>>54093157
Die-versity is our (((Democrats))) strength

>>54092684
double top

I shorted the GBP. What am I in for?

Has it ever been as over as it is right now?

Why are boomer funds scamwicking all over the place.

>We're not going to bail out these banks but instead we will bail them out.

I stayed up all night and shitted and farded for this?

>>54093145
I'm just looking at the cash equivalents. These are not the sort of assets that are prone to vicious cycles

>>54093176
Why are you Bulgarian link FUDers in the stock market general?

>>54093179
I just bought a long call on FRC.
>Fed backstop will pump it to the moon, solvency issues are literally covered by the US taxpayer
Talk me out of buying more.

>>54093201
Why pointing a loaded gun at the HR until she accepts the application works.

>>54093212
Pain

>>54093231
why was he so smug the entire movie?

Is the federal reserve going out of business?

>>54093257
Because he's the big dick CEO

>>54093239
Please buy more, actually take out a loan - max out your credit cards. PLEASE

>>54093257
It wasn't shitposting that got him there, he can assure you.

>>54093223
Nope, this times it’s over fo real fr fr no cap

>>54093114
it won't take that much (obviously you're a troll) there is more than jpm in the market.

Pretend they have obligations to others and others to them. One entity fails to meet an obligation passes this failure up/down the chain. Their liquidity is contingent on a few things I'd imagine.

It feels downright criminal to slurp these banks at these rock bottom prices

Why isnt everyone doing it

>>54093199
In theory BOIL has great products, but CEO is a disaster so I have mixed feelings about it.

>>54092971
>yahoo finance financials
bro doesn't even pretend to know what he's talking about. I want 2020 era crypto/stock 'investors' to fuck off so badly.

>>54093284
Which banks are you slurping?

>>54093168
VCs/startups were taking money out of the bank because their businesses were failing. This is what forced SVB to sell bonds and thus register a loss.

>>54093284
What are you buying anon?

>>54092901
>it's only the bad businesses that will fail
Phew 5% of world economy is perfectly safe

I've figured this simulation out.
Investing in European equities is the most direct way to reach god. It is like walking on the footsteps, on the path made by the savior Jesus Christ himself.
Buy purchasing European equities you will die for the sins of your fellow men. You will give everything you have, so that others can sin.
When Americans do something irresponsible, something stupid, we punish ourselves more than the American culprits. When the American retards take huge risks and succeed, they moon but we don't dare to, because we're responsible. Our task is to die, so that Americans can sin.

>>54093257
Because no matter what happened he was always going to be okay, and was at the end of it.
>>54093231
See >>54091877
It legitimately wasn't a bailout. It was a hail-mary last second asspull to stop a bankrun and a repeat of 1929, but the taxpayer isn't footing shit this go around. And the rape hikes WILL continue.
>>54093223
It has not even begun to get bad

how 2 short federal reserve

>>54093343
yeah, mhm

Are ya winning son?

NEW

>>54093364

>>54093364

>>54093364

>>54093364

>>54093309
FRC and ZION

>>54091760
>by the time the actual real deal collapse hits, recovery will happen by the time i'm in my thirties
ahh to read the hope of the youth... what a grand and intoxicating state of ignorance.

>>54093134
I'm kold/boil/drip anon, the guy Rocker called a twink that posts lewds and dick pictures, the "only gains the jews can't steal from you are gym gains", "the you didn't listen", they phone screencap robinhood charts, the mushroom anon

>>54093284
Because half of these banks aren't going to exist much longer and the other half you're going to be able to get at 10x cheaper prices when it's all said and done.

>>54093303
They're literally the same numbers, inbred

>>54093361
sell physical dollars

>>54093284
Banks are scary. They should be safe and boring, except they're run by "bankers" so they are any thing but.

>>54093106
>So it’s just pure delusion driving markets?
When has this not been the case is in our post 2008 clown world and post-2016 meta-ironic clown world. The market is purely driven by delusion and (((lies))) while being steered by a dementia brain rot riddled corpse. Its all gambling bro just roll to dice like the rest of us. Hit it big put some funds away but keep the degenerate gambling on full swing because hey we're all winning and losing. Its about having fun first and fore most anon. Just keep that margin minimal hedge your loses and always ALWAYS REMEMBER
PIGS GET FAT
(((HOGS))) GET SLAUGHTERED
Never ever ever take it too far always ride your winners and cut you loses but never to far with both. Just have fun enjoy the ride stop caring its clown world but take it easy~ and don't do anything stupid.
>>54093109
>What's gold doing today?
Winning like always gold is gonna reach 2k soon 2.1 in the near future and hit an all time high of 2.5 by mid summer. Gold will never ever ever go below 1.8k ever again. Don't be a moron have at least 50% of your assets in boomer rocks. 70% gold 20% silver and 10% platinum OR go 50 30 20 or 33/33/33. Silver will hit 50 and a high of 75$ too by mid summer. You have been warned like again for the over 9000'ds time. BOOMER ROCKS GOOD BTC BAD. Once tech retards pump BTC really high the whales will sell and tank prices back down to 10-12k completely wiping out tech leeches of all their funds.

>>54093404
hahahahahhahahaha fucking newfag

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT EVERY GOD DAMN INDICATOR IS SAYING DANGER
>>54091731
She's too old now. It's not cute anymore.

>>54092477
Okay big fat neetboy

>>54093379
Good luck but to risky I'm holding out for some big fish to get heem'd. Not banks if I go in on a bank it will be the highlander.

>>54091877
Man his bags must be real heavy.

Get fucked, Bill.

>>54092471
Delightful

I HATE CRABS. I hate crabs more than a G from Compton. More than a Minuteman in Concorde. More than a Kosher Rabbi at an all you can eat buffet with a fat kid who can't use the tongs in the line in front of him.

>>54092639
Wtf is this chart?