/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54087029
>The financial system is collapsing

if you don't allow people to sell then the stonks can't go down hehe

>>54087029
Hmmmm where have I seen this before…

>>54087029
THE WORLD IS ENDING ANY MINUTE NOW, BROS.

GET YOUR MONEY OUT NOOOOOOOOOW

>>54087029
>The financial system is collapsing
These "people" have access to the internet, a source of infinite knowledge, and yet they remain retarded ignorami.

Nothing ever happens because reddit runs in screaming "SLURP" and then we crab some more.

If everything moved exactly as you expect, making money off the markets would be easy.

>>54087185
Then why have bond yields collapaed 50 basis points in the last hour? Has it occured to you that the bond market seeing reality clearly while the stock market has been schizophrenic for years?

>>54087052
I guess bond traders are brainlets. But the Jim Cramers of finance know everything's fine.

>>54087029
>The financial system is collapsing, bonds have gone nuclear, VIX is up 20%... and the DOW is up...

>>54087298
Do us all a favour and kill yourself mate

Im assuming people are withdrawing money from their banks and buying whatever assets they can buy quickly, like stocks?

>>54087110
My money was never in that gay jewish ponzi scheme to begin with. Hope you all practiced your dick sucking skills.

>>54087222
Market will never crash again, no cheapies for us...

>>54087495
It's not even cheapies you can't make money up or down and society's energy is focused purely on trying to prevent a crash but it can't go up if it doesn't go down first.

>>54087077
Checked and bumped, this is the real shit
>halting Charles Schikekike
kek holy shit it really is collapsing
>>54087052
Faggot

>>54087224
Posters like this are why the markets are retarded.

>>54087089
oh fug

>>54087029
People don't understand. They're going to kick the can down the road till it falls off a cliff. Then everything goes to the bottom. You wont see it coming because we are not the ones kicking the can.

>>54087495
Biztard see>>54087077

>>54087029
It's fraudulent just like 2008. Short everything you can

>>54087298
>he doesn't understand bonds
post hand. It's brown, isn't it?

>>54088570
You don't understand bonds. Let me guess, you think I don't understand the esoteric (to you) fact that yields move inverse to prices. What you don't undersstand is today's price action means a) flight to safety en par with 1929, b) massive rate cuts in the near future due to 2008 style event.

>>54088789
>en par
if you can't even pretend speak english you probably aren't a US finance wizard

>>54087765
You forgot about the melt-up

>>54088789
People don't realize there was over a year of panic and anxiety spreading through the market leading up to the 1929 Crash, 2008 Crash and 1987 Crash.

>>54087029
Of course it's up
This current chaos likely means interest rate hikes will slow down

>>54088789
>bond purchases just caused a banking collapse
>banks are fleeing to "safe" investments like bonds
like I said, post hand.

>>54087029
The fed is directly buying everything

>>54087029
Its because it's a bank collapse. You need to move your money out of the bank.

>>54087029
>people panic moving money out of banks, and bank investments
>why are parts of the market green
Not everyone is just putting their money in a giant vault. They want it in some sort of asset.