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Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:53:40 2023 No.54083542 [Reply] [Original]

Situation is absolutely dire here, entire day in meetings and people losing their shit. Phones constantly going off and the trading floor is basically a moshpit. It's not going well bros... Not sure I'll have a job after today

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:01:00 2023 No.54083670 Post wristwatch and suit timestamp

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:01:35 2023 No.54083679 >>54083542 welcome to the NFL, rookie

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:01:37 2023 No.54083680 >>54083542 Take some pics and post them or you’re a lying fag. You’ve got nothing to lose if this is true.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:01:41 2023 No.54083682 >>54083670 this or kys

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:02:35 2023 No.54083703 >>54083670 This Otherwise op is a massive dick gobbler

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:03:12 2023 No.54083710 >>54083670 >>54083680 >>54083682 Nah, it's true. I work with him and have seen it all happen today as well. It's over. We are collectively killing ourselves soon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:03:27 2023 No.54083717 >>54083542 Nice larp, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:07:36 2023 No.54083788 >>54083710 I'm sure you're working his cock, faggot. Thread over, no timestamps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:10:41 2023 No.54083834 >>54083788 We are too busy killing each other right now, 4 people are dead, I have blood all over my hands and clothes. This is just the beginning, bro, trust me.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:14:25 2023 No.54083908

>>54083542
You have been talking about this credit suisse shit for MONTHS

YOU WERE WRONG, GIVE IT UP

FUNDS AT CS ARE SAFU

In the timeframe that you have been making these posts about CS, two banks in the US are under severe pressure, one already falling.

Credit Suisse is FINE. They are OKAY.

I'm not even glowing I'm just showing common sense, pull your money from CS I don't care, it won't make a difference, they are leveraged, but not up to the tits like so many people think they are.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:17:48 2023 No.54083989

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I also work at Credit Suisse and I'm literally shitting my pants at the moment. As soon as I arrived at the HQ in Switzerland and noticed how everyone was freaking out, I went to the toilet and locked myself into one of the stalls. They already had those downward sloping toilet bowls installed to avoid you sitting on them and slacking off, and I don't even give a shit about getting a numb ass on sitting on one of those things all day. Evidently my phone is tracked by the corporation, so officially I am clocked in, thing is my boss knows exactly in which stall I am in. Every half hour he bangs on the stall yelling he knows I'm in there, I just lift my legs so they're not visible from the opening and just don't answer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:21:24 2023 No.54084066 Just bought more default swaps, Credit Sussy shares hitting new lows. Big crash incoming. ACCELERATIONIST BROS LETS FUCKING GO!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:22:42 2023 No.54084096 >>54083989 >sloped toilet >lift legs Wheeeee!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:24:40 2023 No.54084135 File: 920 KB, 1080x2184, Screenshot_20230310-103511.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54083542 OP is pic

>>	Sage Mon Mar 13 12:27:44 2023 No.54084199 File: 28 KB, 600x315, LVaRc05jBHrzGEEhrqEuL2qTfOzv-fPwT2Kp-ojMMZY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54083542 >1pbtid

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:28:41 2023 No.54084217 >>54083989 >Toilet I know you're larping because jeets shit in the street. Nice try Lamjesh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:29:10 2023 No.54084222 >>54083670 If you guys think I'm going to post identifiable information on this place you are retarded. Anons found a flag in the middle of nowhere based on fumes of planes in the air. Either take my word for it or don't lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:34:05 2023 No.54084335 >>54084222 Go outside and take a timestamp photo, simple as.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:34:36 2023 No.54084350 >>54084222 You're retarded. We tracked down leboof because he was a retard sperg. There's literally no incentive to track you down. We're more interested in your perspective and weather or not it's the truth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:43:11 2023 No.54084523 >>54084222 >Anons found a flag in the middle of nowhere based on fumes of planes in the air >random bullshit excuse fuck off and dilate

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:53:31 2023 No.54084756 File: 90 KB, 900x600, swiss-cheese-header_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54083542 really that bad swissanon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:56:24 2023 No.54084835 >>54083989 i choose to believe every word of this

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:59:57 2023 No.54084935 >>54083989 keep us updated

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:06:38 2023 No.54085117 >>54083989 >Subject: Deck updates >Body: Pls do thx

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:43:10 2023 No.54086164 >>54083542 CREDIT SUS! BANK RUN! COLLAPSE!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:47:58 2023 No.54086326 >>54083542 Cretin Sissy, kek

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