/biz/ - Business & Finance

>lunc general
>gme general
>shitcoin generals
This board is beyond saving and you know it.

>>54079882
Oh it's happening you're witnessing damage control as they clear out all our money and leave the country.

>>54079882
bankrun is going to happen tomorrow but it's not going to have the results we all hope for - ie, being free of Jewish/Chink/Murder-for-hire mass-slavery. Until Jesus or equivalent comes down to Earth and punished each and every sinnner, I don't see how anything improves

>>54079882
all i know is i took the day off work and am gonna withdraw all my money

>>54079882
They got bailed out, no bank run.

The ride never end.

>>54080006
>bailed out
There is nothing to bail out even

>>54080016
240 billions, and nothing happened.

And mutts are crying for the the 50 billions sent to Ukraine in a year.

>>54079882
>>54079896
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>>54079929
>>54080006
>>54080016
>>54080052
>After receiving a recommendation from the boards of the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) and the Federal Reserve, Treasury Secretary Yellen, after consultation with the President, approved actions to enable the FDIC to complete its resolutions of Silicon Valley Bank and Signature Bank in a manner that fully protects all depositors, both insured and uninsured.

>>54080052
nothing was bailed out in this
Literally 0 dollars

>>54080076
Fuck off fed.
Stealing taxpayers money and ruining the economy in shambles as they gut our shell of a country
>OH IT'S BLOOMING TIME
How gullible do you think we are?
Nobody likes this government only other government workers.

>>54080105
and yet still here I am, doing great financially! Is anyone who holds an opinion you don't like a "fed"?

>>54080105
the bailout isnt using tax payer money. its basically an insurance fund seperate from FDIC that major banks had to pay into

>>54080133
Weak attempt nigger.

>>54079882
go back.

>>54080139
>Fed moving billions around
>Not stealing money
You niggers are either retarded or controlled opposition.

>>54080155
The problem of the modern era is any retard can say anything without realizing the burden of proof is on them and providing the who, what, where, when, how, and why

>>54080178
Yeah huh post your face with a timestamp then fed.

>>54080155
>wanting a bunch of depositors to lose their money
that's pretty fucked up. you should probably get help

>>54080185
Federal Agent? Why would Federal Agents be posting here? I'm a bit out of the loop but from my short time on /biz/ it appears 99% of posts have no idea what they're talking about but are just doom fantasist spergs and have no idea what they're doing with money to the extent that they mayaswell be flipping a coin. I Don't understand why state institutions would vying for influence on this corner of the internet.

>>54080200
>Wanting the people to pay for gamblers losing bets
Thats pretty fucked up .You should probably get help

Nothing will happen as always. 2 more weeks until everyone dies

>>54080139
You think they foot the bill? They charge customers fees to cover that, which means fees for bank accounts will skyrocket

I’m glad they got bailed out because I get to keep my tech job. Sorry for raging poorfags that wanted a collapse so they could live out their apocalyptic survival fantasy guess you still need to learn to code or buy the next mooning shitcoin kek

>>54080257
fuck ur job u dont deserve it

>>54080200
It's "Take your meds"
You guys being told to change your tactics?
>>54080222

>>54079929
i bet they're laughing at you when you show up again a week later and want to deposit all that money again. maybe they even think you're a drug dealer and won't let you, kek. schizos being schizos.

>>54080277
Would. Medications may be a good idea.

This thread glows.

>>54080155
You realize the federal reserve isn't actually a government entity, right?

Look at the shill threads trying to mock people for drawing attention to the crisis. They clearly have sent bot armies to dissuade people from shorting do they can set up more efficiently. Basically scam wicking until they're ready too drop the hammer.

If there isn't a thread showing off all our stacks of money Monday night you're all fucking homos. I'm pulling everything I can get out of em.

>>54080362
>to dissuade people
what people?

>>54079882
shut the fuck up, retard

>>54080360
And that precisely is why they own the united states.

>>54079882
There wont be a bank run and DONT you think about bank running.
Such a terrible idea and you guys should be shut down!

>>54080360
You realize that inflation is a Jewish form of taxation

>>54080384
Outsiders. Retail. You.

>>54080257
this

>>54080396
>BANK RUN BANK RUN BANK RUN BANK RUN HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>no I didn't really predict a bank run will happen, it was just a social experiment that I said that

>>54080421
What outsiders? This seems very low traffic, there's a few of us here. "Retail"? Industries are making decisions based on... what is said here? "You"? me? But I was just told that I am a federal agent.

>>54080360
Irrelevant, lolbert nonsense. Congress "delegated" it responsibility to this hybrid entity. To think changing the legalese means fuck all is fantasy.

this board is filled with a bunch of losers who are desparate for anything to make their lives even slightly more interesting

>>54079882
literally nothing is going to happen
this place is full of actual retards

>>54079882
Quads and a bank run will happen today
Trips and it’s the beginning of a taxpayer funded bull run

>>54080471
Dubs and it’s over for crypto

>>54080467

>2 more weeks until the bank run just trust me bro

>>54079882
a bank run is not going to happen today, tomorrow, or next week.
I have been posting here for years, and total economic death has been 24 hours away for the past 7 years. nothing will collapse. nobody will suffer mass layoffs. the slow, slow decay will continue as normal.

covid was your 'happening' you fucking morons.

>>54080678
3 banks failed in 3 days anon. What makes you think today won’t be #4

>>54079882
Obviously there will be no bank run. Stop trying to meme this into existence like a bunch of VC faggots.

>>54080678
>amen

>>54080439
chill out, reytard

Inciting bank runs is a federal crime.

>>54081244
it isnt

>>54080819
Kek there actually is 4th bank failure today