/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54051687
gold

If the banking system is frozen up do you have a solution?

>>54051687
SVB had twice as many bonds as a share of total assets than mainstream banks.

>go to store
>steal food
>nobody stops me because money has no value
Yeah I'm thinking we're back

>>54051687
I DONT THINK THATS GONNA HAPPEN ANON. SORRY FOR CAPS. KEYBOARDS BROKEN.

>>54051687
now you know how the 1930s were like.

>>54051710
You wont be going back to that store because once the stock of food is stolen it wont get replaced.

>they're gonna just let the greatest scam in the hundreds of thousands of years of human history collapse
>they're just gonna let the Great People Farm fall apart
I mean maybe but I honestly don't think there's much anyone that doesn't already live in the country/Innawoods can do about it. They're not gonna stop collecting taxes so buy lottery tickets or invest in anything else that leeches tax money with priority maybe.

>>54051687
Canned food, toilet roll, toothpaste, medicine, soap, ammo.

>>54051725
Don't care, you go once. Steal. Then leave
We're facing the ultimate pump and dump. Get in. Grab jerky. Get out into the woods for a week. After niggers are done killing anyone walking around with a starbucks you can come back and do the "good thing" faggotry stuff again
This is financial advice

>>54051798
>that'll never happen schizo
I've been schizo posting from tents for 5 years now. Meanwhile you pay taxes to watch Netflix uncle ted documentary.

My ancestors smile upon me imperial. Can you say the same?

>>54051837
they aint smiling on you if youre stealing

>>54051687
Lube and kneepads

>>54051837
post camp larper

You should always have a full tank of gas regardless. For emergencies and stuff.

>>54051888
Fuck giga Hitler. You're unironically right
>>54051977
Here's the entrance, come inside fren. There's shitcoins down here to slurp

You guys should seriously have a go bag anyways.

>>54051687
don't stress anon, there will be a bail-in before that happens.

>>54051926
I didn't ask about your mother's work uniform.

>>54051995
bicycle > any fueled vehicle
the minute you run out that vehicle is shit, but a bicycle runs on carrots.

>>54052016
Yes. Like half you niggers don't even have a bottle of mucinex. Best case you have 20lbs of beans from chink aids days and some shitty REI flashlight

>>54052033

How much shit can you carry on a bicycle?

>>54052033

It's a makeshift shelter.

>>54052051
Google "wicycle"
You seen fiddler on the roof? Turns out those slonkers were all doomsday preppers

>>54052051
if you're in shape and have a decent storage system (saddlebags or baskets on a rack are good) you can carry enough supplies to rough it for a week or more, i'd reckon.
the only challenge is keeping fed, you'll burn a lot of calories biking around, but that's inevitable in an economic apocalypse anyway.

i just need enough money to get to my bunker (apartment)

>>54052101
how fortified is your apartment
mine has one door in/out which can be barricaded.

>>54051709
So SVB was just retarded and other banks should be fine?

>>54052158
They weren't retarded, the bonds were a good investment when they bought them. The rise in interest rates eroded their value.
https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/silicon-valley-bank-collapses-the-ghosts-of-2008-stir/

>>54052158

The bigger ones SHOULD have a lot of checks in place, yeh. Retards are actually going to do a lot of panic withdrawals which will make things worse for the big bois.

>>54052132
it has a flimsy door and a giant window, i haven't gotten the chance to fortify it yet

>>54052221
>>54052132

Guys... this isn't The Last of Us.

>>54052203
>Retards are actually going to do a lot of panic withdrawals which will make things worse for the big bois.
it's actually completely rational to get to the front of a bankrun, especially if you want it to happen

>>54052232
yes it's better because the stakes are your own life and you get to win real stuff

>>54052232
It's gonna be.

>>54052232
>this isn't the last of us
No obviously not. It's the last of me. You already lost the game by not acting the moment stimulus checks came to any cunt that had a tex record

>>54051687
how many rounds of 556 do you own and how much training have you done?

>>54051704
Yeah. Lead and black powder. :)

I'm gonna buy some toilet paper.

the most valuable asset in an apocalypse bank fail no bailout scenario where hordes of wild niggers roam the streets after all systems fail and nobody shows up for work, will be your car. being able to escape whatever bullshit youre stuck in will be the most significant factor in your long term survival. so if your car needs repairs, new tires, suspension work, engine work, get it done now before the dollar loses all value

>>54051687
ammo

>>54052297
>>w-well I'm a techbro, ill just go out and buy tacticool gear and then kill you!
this has been my life for 5 years. I am unironically the "studied the sword" meme of doomsday prepping
You will die to a stick smeared with shit before you even have the chance to setup camp

>>54052348
need fuel for a car mate

>>54052204
So can't we see which other banks hold lots of bonds and are next on the chopping block?

>>54051687
Cigarettes

>>54052390
No of course you can't see that. Stop being antislonkmetic

>>54051687
Bros I'm scared. All this doomposting on /biz/ makes me think that nothing actually is going to come of this

>>54051687
Just the bible and monero fren. Jesus is always there and the word of god protects you from evil. Just remember to smile every morning and have an upbeat 80s soft rock song to sing in the shower daily.

>>54052472
Jesus (PBUH) is a person.

>>54051687
Guns and ammo.

>>54051687
Bullets
>>54052158
No they are all invested in SVB

>>54052454
Kek you've read my mind.

>>54052446
>señor fuentes

>>54051687
>>food stops showing up at the grocery stores
Urban retards are hilarious.

>>54052454

Some retards bought shit stocks, that's kinda funny.

I'm just going to take out my money slowly using cash back at the grocery store.

>>54052722

That actually happened around me deep into Covid. We're better now.

>>54052766
my wal*mart ran out of rice.

>>54052889

Haha, wow. I used to see empty shelves of all the bottled water except the brand with a bunch of salt in it.

>>54051713
NO PROBLEMS BRO> MY SHIFT KEY IS BROKEN> IT SUCKS BALLS THOUGH>

>>54051687
I've heard this scenario since 2003. Peak oil was a big thing around that time. Oil drum was a popular website.

>>54052158
they did a financial stress test of all major banks, and SVB passed with flying colors

Basically the whole system is a rotten piece of shit. It's unironically over and only talmudic scholars can conjure a magic trick to get us out of this pickle

>>54051726
Fantastic I can’t wait to repeat the 40s

>>54051693
How do I pay for things with gold

>>54051977
I had this mommy milkers in my face.

>>54052033
Man shut up. Everyone is going to use their cars like idiots, and leave their bikes behind. You will be able to find one in everyone's garage easily.

>>54052051
put a stick through the seat and balance 100lbs on each side

GOYIM DO NOT GO TO YOUR BANK ON MONDAY TO TAKE OUT ANY CASH YOUR CASH IS SAFE GOY YOU LITTLE STUPID GOYIM

>>54053238
You'll learn.

>>54053238
>>54054619
The real answer is silver btw

>>54053238
Any jewelry shop will buy gold and silver coins.

>>54051730
The IRS already has plans on how they'll collect even in the case society collapse

You'll pay up and you'll like it

>>54051687
nothing is gonna happen my dude

>>54052348
Or simply dont live with niggers
T. Dane, safest place on earth
Feels elite. Nothing ever happens

>>54051687
I'm wildly obese and don't have a job to miss a paycheck from anyway. I'll outlive all of you lanklet wagies. You'll be dead in the streets from starvation months before I drop below 300 lbs.