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I'm a bank wagie at BOA my boss called me to a emergency zoom meeting, it seems by Monday morning all cash withdrawals will be limited to 10k per account, the ATM withdrawal limit will be hard set to $100 per day, looks like I'll be working late all week.

If I know this soon everyone will. Get what physical money you need out by then.

>> No.54034844

Black Monday

>> No.54034853

>>54034835
>Already have my money out of the bank
Feels good to not be retarded

>> No.54034868

I'm literally on vacation right now and I didn't even notice any of these SVB memecrashes and whatever. You cryptoparasites live in a fantasy world, go outside and get a fucking job niggers

>> No.54034875

>>54034835
This, I work for Washington Mutual they just gave us all guns and told us to stop anyone from withdrawing money

>> No.54034882

>>54034835
>the ATM withdrawal limit will be hard set to $100 per day
Shut up dumbass

>> No.54034906

my dad got called back into work at nintendo and he says the united states is moving to a cartridge backed currency to back the currency with copies of super smash brothers for the n64 and foreign powers are already stockpiling on consoles trying to frontrun the us government

>> No.54034957

the doors at my branch have been welded shut. i talked to a security guard posted outside who told me through the speaker of his MRAP that its just a precaution for some bad weather and that everythings fine. it looks quite sunny out today, but i had no reason to distrust him. OP is overracting

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>>54034835
>I'm a bank wagie at BOA my boss called me to a emergency zoom meeting, it seems by Monday morning all cash withdrawals will be limited to 10k per account, the ATM withdrawal limit will be hard set to $100 per day, looks like I'll be working late all week.

I warned burger retards for year that 100$ usd cash bills were too small for the current economic size.

If they really limit to 100$ per day then it's literally over there is no back from that it's full Argentina 2001.

>> No.54035003

>>54034835
>the ATM withdrawal limit will be hard set to $100 per day
not happening, the banks will burn to the ground

>> No.54035028

>>54034835
I work in JP Morgan and my boss hinted we will be switching to a 1:1 currency called POF (proof of foreskin). The skins of goys will be used as a non a inflationary measure to prevent future crisis like this.