SVB Closed by CDFPI, FDIC Appointed as Receiver

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SVB Closed by CDFPI, FDIC Appointed as Receiver Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:38:48 2023 No.54023757 [Reply] [Original]

https://www.fdic.gov/news/press-releases/2023/pr23016.html

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:40:06 2023 No.54023781 >>54023757 first

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:40:11 2023 No.54023783 >>54023757 ok

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:40:22 2023 No.54023788 Nothingburger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:40:23 2023 No.54023789 Did this really need a sticky?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:40:24 2023 No.54023791 Shit thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:40:59 2023 No.54023799 File: 666 KB, 460x818, bouncy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023781

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:41:06 2023 No.54023803 >>54023757 wat mean dis?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:41:12 2023 No.54023807 a thread died for this

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:41:14 2023 No.54023808 >>54023757 Niggers

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:41:23 2023 No.54023812 File: 128 KB, 768x1024, 1678420276678998m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mods=fags

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:41:47 2023 No.54023819 ITS OVER

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:41:47 2023 No.54023818 [DELETED]

>>54023757
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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:41:50 2023 No.54023821 >sticky >only 9 replies jesus christ this board is dead

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:42:08 2023 No.54023826 >>54023757 It's been 8 hours.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:42:29 2023 No.54023831 >>54023757 If you have usdc GET OUT NOW.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:42:44 2023 No.54023839 File: 1.03 MB, 2048x1365, AFE3A261-B893-4C9B-A031-1BFF36006E88.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I miss them

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:42:57 2023 No.54023843 ok, thanks Mr. Mod. Anyway...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:43:16 2023 No.54023846 >>54023839 Holy shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:43:37 2023 No.54023856 File: 18 KB, 600x402, 68FB65A0-F581-4551-A234-8FEA1B79D4AE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HERE WE GO AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:43:42 2023 No.54023857 File: 485 KB, 672x816, 1612280142399.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ALL BOARDS, REPORT IN

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:44:01 2023 No.54023864 File: 54 KB, 531x704, 1677465278021299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >no liquidity?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:44:03 2023 No.54023867 isnt this what weve been talking about all day? did something change?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:44:36 2023 No.54023872 bump

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:44:44 2023 No.54023875 All of your deposits will be fully FDIC insured and backed by the federal government, wholly redeemable as CDBC

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:44:47 2023 No.54023876 >>54023857 /sp/ here. Liquidating my portfolio and putting it on the lakers over

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:44:49 2023 No.54023877 File: 44 KB, 393x462, 1678389170151334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i have less than $100 dollars in my bank account right now am i safe?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:45:01 2023 No.54023882 File: 52 KB, 634x360, gooseattack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] beware the goose is loose

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:45:13 2023 No.54023887 [DELETED]

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>>54023757
What other banks are likely to affected by this? Is it safe to just my long term puts on regional banks. I mean if any banks are getting bailed out it'll be the big ones not the regional ones

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:46:10 2023 No.54023908 >>54023757 lol, lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:46:20 2023 No.54023910 >>54023839 me too man, me too

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:46:28 2023 No.54023915 sticky deez nutz

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:46:30 2023 No.54023916 >>54023789 You'll be singing a different tune come Monday morning. Enjoy your weekend

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:47:03 2023 No.54023931 >>54023887 >Is it safe to just my long term puts on regional banks that tend to get acquired by larger entities such as SVB no

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:47:57 2023 No.54023951 >>54023757 Nice knowing you guys

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:48:04 2023 No.54023954 POSTING IN EPIC BREAD

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:48:06 2023 No.54023956 >>54023931 Wouldn't that mean puts on regional banks are bullish

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:48:07 2023 No.54023957 >>54023757 Good riddance, wonder why another bank didn’t buy. Funny how it was MBS and California again that are the canary in the coal mine, huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:48:24 2023 No.54023966 >>54023757 old news

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:48:28 2023 No.54023968 File: 191 KB, 1080x1350, 1654040206196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Niggerposting in a sticky. inb4 the kikes 'refund' everyone via CBDC

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:49:41 2023 No.54023996 File: 565 KB, 857x391, 1534725208533.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023788 >>54023791 HEEEM SLEEPY >>54023789 This is 2008 on roids

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:49:43 2023 No.54023997 Does TLT go up if the fed pivots?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:49:50 2023 No.54024000 >>54023757 Done in by the VC community. The very community it helped for so long. Oh well.

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:50:05 2023 No.54024005 [DELETED]

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What's that?

The FDIC only has a fraction of their stated reserves and wargames concluded FDIC didn't have enough to bail? And the commercial banks have a 0 reserve system in the U.S.?

Bruhs help me out here, is this bullish for the U.S. in a 1772 Credit Crisis Contagion?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:50:17 2023 No.54024007 File: 319 KB, 600x341, 812.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GEE BOOMERS, HOW COME YOUR MOM LETS YOU FUCK OVER THE NEXT GENERATION WITH TWO FINANCIAL COLLAPSES?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:50:21 2023 No.54024008 >>54023968 Faggot jannies really deleted my nigger post lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:50:52 2023 No.54024016 File: 174 KB, 960x1803, Snapchat-864384616.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big if true

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:50:56 2023 No.54024018 >>54023757 who the fuck cares? why is this pinned lmfao

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:50:59 2023 No.54024020 [DELETED]

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>>54023887
noone short term probably except for overleveraged banks in securities. They had 150 bil of equities on the balance sheet which are presumably going to be liquidated so there will be selling pressure. Other banks that did a similar thing would likely get the same treatment but the ripples in the broader economy could be serious. You never know until it happens.
One thing that is obvious is this is the first more major event to occur and very likely not the last of this overleveraged cluster cunt fuck of an economy. The only way to get back to normality is to pop the imaginary wealth bubble. Bring the pain.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:51:14 2023 No.54024027 File: 7 KB, 225x225, 1532319838120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It begins

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:52:14 2023 No.54024047 tru if bigg

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:53:03 2023 No.54024063 File: 150 KB, 1223x688, tuld.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maybe you could tell me what is going on. And please, speak as you might to a young child, or a golden retriever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:53:05 2023 No.54024064 >>54023757 $175b deposits, $200b assets as of 12/22 Will they cover their uninsured deposits? If not, where would the liquidated assets go?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:53:40 2023 No.54024072 >>54023757 >some random crypto bank goes broke who cares. mods are fags

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:53:42 2023 No.54024073 [DELETED]

guarantee the bank was like this to their customers
>umm no sweatheart you cant invest in crypto
>umm no sweatheart you cant transfer to these banks
>umm no sweatheart you can't withdraw until the next business day
>umm no sweatheart you have to visit us in person to do something to your account

and the npcs investing there are like
>nooo why is my best bank in the world shutting down???

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:54:12 2023 No.54024079 File: 75 KB, 828x816, FAFEE11B-6BA3-4F29-8053-90D27CC94E23.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Doubt my life is changing much

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:54:15 2023 No.54024080 File: 527 KB, 683x530, h.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post the song you're vibing to while the economy collapses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB-eSM5qXQE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:54:41 2023 No.54024086 >>54024064 Insurer takes it and sells it off to repay whatever they can to the customers

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:55:09 2023 No.54024098 File: 49 KB, 512x512, 1678488147053958.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024064 If the situation gets too hot, the liquid just evaporates

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:55:17 2023 No.54024103 >>54024073 SVB was mostly handling cash and payroll for a shitload of Silicon Valley startups. They got heemed because most of their reserves were low rate treasuries and JPow cranked rates high enough to destroy the value of their old bonds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:56:25 2023 No.54024126 File: 57 KB, 1052x612, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this is what healthy, sustainable growth looks like

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:56:26 2023 No.54024127 >>54024072 this is just a regular bank

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:56:43 2023 No.54024134 File: 14 KB, 255x253, 1677387612182.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Postin in da stickie

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:56:44 2023 No.54024135 File: 25 KB, 600x338, Hellmo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024080 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQiHzcdUPAU

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:56:51 2023 No.54024139 >>54024086 Customers as in depositors? Anyone holding stock is fucked right?

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>>54024064
no under 250k accounts are wiped out. Uninsured accounts get a certificate that they may get paid out upon bankruptcy but that will take a long time.
Also fuck tranny jannies for deleting my image cope seethe dliate you will never be a woman and niggers tongue my anus

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:58:47 2023 No.54024171 >>54024080 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa_O05TpIw4 Random af, but there is something about 90's trance that is so KINO. I dont know how or why I discovered these Rave Mission albums, but fuck they are good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 22:58:59 2023 No.54024175 File: 111 KB, 960x784, Bozo the clown.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /tv/ standing by. Just here for the chaos kino.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:00:14 2023 No.54024194 >>54023757 https://archive.is/Os1Nr context

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:00:49 2023 No.54024204 https://twitter.com/MoonMarket_/status/1634297545860997122

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:00:53 2023 No.54024205 Who profits from this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:01:39 2023 No.54024217 File: 47 KB, 598x446, 1678486843333676.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Another black woman as the economic experts LMFAO

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:01:49 2023 No.54024219 [DELETED]

>>54024139
Yes depositors:
If you deposited over 250 000$, read the article in the stickied as it has a phone number you can call if you had more than 250 000$ deposited.
If you own stocks then there is a separate matter involving bankruptcy matters, where you will get some money back - but I am not very familiar with How that works.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:01:56 2023 No.54024223 File: 190 KB, 337x372, buran morrowind.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /sci/ here monitoring the countown

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:01:57 2023 No.54024225 you guys want to laugh? look at the FDIC balance sheet

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:02:27 2023 No.54024233 >>54023789 Yes. FDIC can MAYBE cover the losses this one bank generated. If one more fails, nobody is getting their money back in the even of catastrophe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:02:33 2023 No.54024236 >>54024205 people with sqqq

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:02:36 2023 No.54024237 File: 746 KB, 786x786, 1592690199286.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kanye was right

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:03:37 2023 No.54024262 File: 69 KB, 1280x720, org-rev2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /po/ getting ready for the fall.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:04:12 2023 No.54024271 So many huge happening ended up being nothingburgers I don't even know anymore. Maybe they can actually print their way out of everything. Maybe it is actually a new paradigm. Maybe it is different this time

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:04:13 2023 No.54024272 >Sticky It's over

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:04:34 2023 No.54024282 File: 544 KB, 1600x2000, 1625026572358.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just curious should leafs be concerned?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:04:42 2023 No.54024283 XRP schizos were right all along weren't they.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:05:13 2023 No.54024301 >>54024282 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:05:26 2023 No.54024307 A biz sticky? Now I can post about candlejac

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:05:47 2023 No.54024315 File: 178 KB, 1170x1137, 20230310_095631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope all the dog coins go to 0

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:05:57 2023 No.54024319 the major banks have enough cash on hand since 2008 QE began. trash overleveraged banks like svb deserve to die and it will only hurt tech cucks

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:06:46 2023 No.54024333 >>54024319 >will only hurt tech cucks That's what S&P is

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:06:52 2023 No.54024335 File: 19 KB, 359x359, 1678470377286165.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Silicon Valley Bank is the first FDIC–insured institution to fail this year. What did they mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:07:22 2023 No.54024349 >>54023757 rolling for a bloody monday

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:07:45 2023 No.54024357 N

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:07:50 2023 No.54024359 >Only 1000 replies biz is dead

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:07:56 2023 No.54024360 >>54024333 everyone with a brain exited non-value stocks in january last year when things were getting sketchy. much of the value within the s&p shifted around like that as well, which is why broad market losses were so dampened.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:08:37 2023 No.54024374 >>54023857 /int/tard one here

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:08:45 2023 No.54024379 >>54024282 >>54024301 How does this affect maplesyrupistan?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:08:46 2023 No.54024380 >>54024319 >the major banks have enough cash on hand since 2008 QE began. They actually don't. Zero reserve requirements plus ZIRP equals extreme fuckery with leverage and derivatives again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:08:59 2023 No.54024386 File: 676 KB, 500x282, 1675686128118984.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] stickyyyyy!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:09:31 2023 No.54024398 >>54024359 barely 100 , adjust your glasses anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:09:41 2023 No.54024400 >>54024205 whatever god jim cramer pissed off

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:09:51 2023 No.54024404 If shit hits the fan will there even be a bailout

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:09:58 2023 No.54024405 /pol/tard here, guess who orchestrated this...

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:10:06 2023 No.54024409 [DELETED]

>>54024380
>Zero reserve requirements plus ZIRP equals extreme fuckery with leverage and derivatives again.
no. you can easily look up how leveraged banks are in terms of total assets over cash on fred. the big banks are all way less leveraged than in 08.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:10:08 2023 No.54024411 >dead sticky

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:10:16 2023 No.54024415 >>54024379 The whole west coast from the Gay Area up to Vancouver is one big interconnected bubble economically, plus our banking system and your banking system are interconnected a bunch of places due to all the cross-border commerce.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:10:48 2023 No.54024424 >>54024404 in the form of cbdc's , we're in the endgame now biz

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:11:07 2023 No.54024431 Everyone stop posting. The mods are fags.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:11:12 2023 No.54024432 File: 556 KB, 1042x1200, uEtIckqME3gpVx3O0xTJfbko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 what does this mean?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:11:14 2023 No.54024434 >>54024405 Actually this is fucking them over, normal people are fine up to the 250k FDIC insurance limit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:11:45 2023 No.54024439 File: 90 KB, 286x268, 1675488145048141.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024404 Not for white people

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:11:52 2023 No.54024440 >>54024072 >second biggest bank collapse in American history >who cares Also this was not a crypto bank, it’s been around for over 40 years

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:11:58 2023 No.54024442 Anyway ... Can you recommend me a 1000x gem crypto?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:12:20 2023 No.54024449 >>54024223 >muran borrowind

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:12:38 2023 No.54024455 File: 33 KB, 522x512, ED7B1F28-E3C4-4100-96AD-BBCA07C5C0FA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 Postin in ebin stigy :DDDD

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:12:59 2023 No.54024459 File: 41 KB, 654x578, 1652787336243.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024335 >this year

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:13:13 2023 No.54024468 File: 132 KB, 865x486, 1678044869728028.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024442 XRP Schizos are always right.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:13:32 2023 No.54024475 File: 23 KB, 250x250, 1634992732696.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:13:35 2023 No.54024476 >>54023757 SVB can go under but chinese realtors are just fine despite being in even more debt

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:14:08 2023 No.54024485 Where are you guys storing your cash? I’m sitting on 150k and shitting bricks right now….

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:14:58 2023 No.54024499 >>54023799 Impressive

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:15:17 2023 No.54024507 File: 102 KB, 1024x702, smidge_chernobyl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /tv/ here sending in the liquidators. Glory to the Soviet Union!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:15:26 2023 No.54024510 File: 882 KB, 1512x1512, jiemi_bubble_pops.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hi mom, i just posted in the sticky. Yes, hyperinflation soon. See ya

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:16:03 2023 No.54024520 >>54024434 >normal people are fine up to the 250k FDIC insurance limit They're fine until the kikes decide they are going to only pay back in CBDC

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:16:44 2023 No.54024535 >>54024442 chainlink

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:18:10 2023 No.54024555 >>54024415 >The whole west coast from the Gay Area up to Vancouver Vancouver is very much part of the Gay Area

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:18:18 2023 No.54024558 File: 6 KB, 229x220, 1633916470334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >sticky for a nothingburger

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:18:43 2023 No.54024573 >>54024555 Not geographically, that was a dig at the San Francisco Bay Area.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:18:55 2023 No.54024577 File: 788 KB, 2048x1536, SHTF Arsenal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hope you niggas are prepped.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:19:52 2023 No.54024592 So, does the receiver pass off to the quarterback for a touchdown?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:20:26 2023 No.54024600 Should I actually be panicked or are you guys just funposting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:20:40 2023 No.54024606 >sicky >less than 120 replies >dont even have to make the less than 300 posts bait I guess jeets got orders to no shill in a sticky

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:20:47 2023 No.54024607 File: 407 KB, 918x1632, light snack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024577 stocked up on rations today. dont have a gun but i have a katana and i know how to use it

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:20:49 2023 No.54024608 >>54024558 Cope

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:21:12 2023 No.54024613 >>54024217 Shhhhiiiiiiiiieeeeet

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:21:26 2023 No.54024618 >>54024577 Wait an average burger can own FMJ's?

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:21:53 2023 No.54024636 [DELETED]

QRD: SVB was trying to make ends meet by using mortgage rates they were only making 1.5% on. Yellen decided she was going to raise rates so treasury yields are higher. THUS, we have this collapse. Not only did they do low rate mortgages, they also do silicon valley startups and VC funding. Anyway, The fed came in yesterday and tried to find a fucking buyer for these 1:20 leveraged fucks and couldn't. Now we are here with the 2nd largest bankruptcy in the world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:22:22 2023 No.54024643 File: 168 KB, 450x400, real-gold1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024577 i invested in something with real value.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:23:14 2023 No.54024658 I can't believe how many companies put their money in this retarded bank, feels sketchy to me

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:23:16 2023 No.54024662 >>54024607 diabetes will kill you way before any looter will so no need for ammo kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:23:41 2023 No.54024665 >>54024636 >Yellen decided she was going to raise rates so treasury yields are higher. THUS, we have this collapse. Woman moment

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:24:13 2023 No.54024676 File: 516 KB, 2332x2191, FohgiVhacAIuPV6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /a/ here

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:24:46 2023 No.54024685 [DELETED]

>>54024073
>umm no sweatheart you cant invest in crypto
It literally did that. They closed the account of a crypto founder and asked him to move his funds elsewhere after ftx's collapse.

https://twitter.com/gregosuri/status/1634255556843274245?cxt=HHwWioDQnaaxha4tAAAA

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:24:47 2023 No.54024686 [DELETED]

>>54023857
/pol/ chud reporting in, although I like /biz/ better and only lurk on /pol/ nowadays.
Is this an actual bankrun? If so, can this leak out to other banks?
Luckily I don't keep any money in a bank so I don't give a fuck, if it makes BTC cheaper then let's fucking go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:25:11 2023 No.54024691 File: 49 KB, 619x680, F7CF252F-4A4E-4E33-94EF-4960B39A9C22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024283 >>54024468 imagine not having at least 1,000 XRP. you had 10 fucking years. LMAO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:25:27 2023 No.54024695 >>54024643 Based and deenzpilled. I also have a stack.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:25:40 2023 No.54024697 File: 1.44 MB, 676x720, 1671857764803307.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /pol/ reporting in o7

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:25:42 2023 No.54024698 File: 152 KB, 1169x946, 27CE54FF-6DC8-41A8-922B-82101767995E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 https://archive.is/ul6NA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:25:49 2023 No.54024701 >>54024359 Ironic because biz actually is really dead

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:25:55 2023 No.54024704 >>54024643 >not longing wine herring kek poorfag

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:26:03 2023 No.54024707 >>54023882 >the goose is loose Haven't thought of Larry in years. This brought back old memories.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:26:16 2023 No.54024711 File: 210 KB, 1500x1500, AACBCE92-C2E3-43AC-AE57-7EE8B5004D4B.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >make money >put money in bank >something happens >money disappears

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:26:24 2023 No.54024718 >>54024618 Yeah FMJ's are probably the most common ammo here

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:27:09 2023 No.54024729 >>54024686 the bank is ded but people with 250k or less are fdic insured. If people had more then that in an account they should have put that money in another bank

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:27:10 2023 No.54024731 >>54023799 Kinda reminds me of a fat Dark Souls boss

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:27:42 2023 No.54024742 File: 90 KB, 320x320, 1539793206517.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So uh, is it happening? Should I just withdraw all my savings?

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:28:03 2023 No.54024752 [DELETED]

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>>54024600
depends on your positions. this is bad for tech meme shit and other meme banks like svb but shouldn't really touch value or solid banks much. you obviously never know for sure with unintuitive ripple effects (e.g. svb -> tech meme shit -> nonbank financials), but cash in normal banks should be pretty fucking safe.
the fed didn't deleverage banks for 14 years for nothing

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:28:13 2023 No.54024755 File: 395 KB, 884x546, dwarf dug too deep.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ITS OVER

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:28:25 2023 No.54024759 [DELETED]

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>>54024618
Uh, yes? FMJ is used even in cheap range ammo, in contrast to the more expensive self defense hollow-point rounds.
This isn't even a good deal but it's what my local sporting goods store carries on the cheaper end. It's FMJ.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:28:27 2023 No.54024760 https://twitter.com/cnbcovertime/status/1634307044613189635?s=46&t=sTHdyeL232UJZ2tYlv06TA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:28:40 2023 No.54024763 Wasn't Evergrande supposed to collapse the economy but the chinks managed to salvage it somehow? Could the fed do something similar to stop this from fucking us?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:28:44 2023 No.54024765 File: 1.51 MB, 1722x1722, 1584033373784.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:28:50 2023 No.54024767 >>54024080 https://youtu.be/ybC6iBWLZ6k

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:28:56 2023 No.54024768 >>54024711 >>54024742 That only happens if you use internet tokens

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:29:48 2023 No.54024780 File: 260 KB, 1280x1160, A534C7D5-674E-4FD9-93A9-2EFE5EA7CBC8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024618 we can own tracers, rounds with penetrators, and even some AP rounds (like m2 .30-06 milsurp for the garand). stay mad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:29:51 2023 No.54024781 >>54024126 BUT THE FUNDAMENTALS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:29:53 2023 No.54024784 >>54024763 Probably propping it up with more quanaitive easing and outrageous tax hikes, as per usual

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:30:14 2023 No.54024786 File: 419 KB, 958x707, 6mill.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /pol/ standing by to blame jews.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:30:32 2023 No.54024789 >>54024685 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:30:48 2023 No.54024791 File: 3.15 MB, 4032x2520, pepegold2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not my problem, just placed a big order for gold.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:30:54 2023 No.54024793 >>54024768 The "money" in your bank account is an internet token hahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:32:06 2023 No.54024812 >>54024784 >Inflation goes back up >Repeat until US collapses

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:32:15 2023 No.54024815 >>54024080 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIbnW_6SYX4

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:32:38 2023 No.54024820 [DELETED]

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I think this thread will have tons of views from people in the startup world that are likely to be SVB customers. If we all agree to not do run in the bank, it will improve chances for SVB to make it through the next few days.
I'll start with committing not to withdraw money my company [redacted] holds in the bank.

We stand by SVB.

I invite others to do the same.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:32:47 2023 No.54024823 File: 115 KB, 1280x720, 1587754687410.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024335 >>54024459 >first

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:33:13 2023 No.54024827 >>54024760 >Will be resolved in weeks or months This chink's lying isn't he?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:33:18 2023 No.54024828 >>54024742 The $20 you have left in your savings account is insured. Anyone storing things of value there above 250,000 better have assets spread around.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:33:29 2023 No.54024830 >>54024763 >Could the fed do something similar to stop this from fucking us? yes but they would rather send another 300 billion to ukraine

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:33:36 2023 No.54024833 File: 9 KB, 300x255, 37826599d005657_300255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why did all of these startups go with this bank in particular? do they have low rates specifically for tech faggots are something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:33:39 2023 No.54024834 >>54024698 >Spyware company who profits off stealing people's data dying Good

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:33:47 2023 No.54024837 >>54024704 sorry, while flattered i am in fact not gay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:33:49 2023 No.54024838 >>54024080 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yY_CDZw1_k

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:34:04 2023 No.54024844 File: 49 KB, 700x641, 1613196991548.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024676 this is a frog board. you don't belong here

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:34:18 2023 No.54024849 File: 87 KB, 848x674, Discord_58y64y1HQ1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No one panic, the millennials and EVs will save us

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:34:22 2023 No.54024853 >>54023799 Isthat Nickocado? Imagine the agility when he was thin

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:34:34 2023 No.54024858 Just remember how 08 started, first it was the small banks, then medium, then large. This may have the same impact.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:34:41 2023 No.54024861 >>54024833 easy capital + tech is one big cargo cult and y combinator recommends it

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:34:56 2023 No.54024865 >>54024793 Yeah it's insured up to 250k. A shitcoin wallet isn't

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:34:56 2023 No.54024866 File: 69 KB, 770x300, mlpmg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /mlp/ reports that silver is harder than Silvergate or Silicon

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:35:09 2023 No.54024868 >>54024080 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro9Kh215PQI&ab_channel=DEATHFETISH

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:35:12 2023 No.54024870 >>54024820 >jtarud more like j. talmud, posting after he ran on the bank so he can buy time to dig his dying dad out of his nursing home to get his deposits out

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:35:31 2023 No.54024875 >>54024812 >inflation goes up >ummm...uhh...shit...fuck, let's just print some more money! This is LITERALLY what they do lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:35:33 2023 No.54024878 Execute all biz mods, including and especially gookmoot https://vocaroo.com/1dmb0PiAqesv

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:35:56 2023 No.54024887 File: 102 KB, 1000x1000, images (4).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024643 >>54024695 >>54024704 You are all pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:36:36 2023 No.54024896 >>54024887 Your mom smokes big sprats

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:36:46 2023 No.54024902 File: 113 KB, 768x512, mackerel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024643 Based King Oscar appreciator.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:36:59 2023 No.54024907 Is Mannarino still hugely invested in banks? Is he sharting self?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:37:02 2023 No.54024908 File: 54 KB, 592x658, ELhKWaIVUAEOeOL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024849 >wealth tax we live in a fucking oligarchy. why would rich people tax themselves?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:37:36 2023 No.54024916 >>54024837 >apologizing for not being gay must be canadian

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:37:39 2023 No.54024917 File: 78 KB, 1200x600, 1555536444344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024887 interesting lid design.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:37:57 2023 No.54024922 >>54024908 They won't, it's a meme.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:39:09 2023 No.54024942 Is this the 1st sticky on biz

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:40:09 2023 No.54024958 what does it mean, why did it close all of a sudden

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:40:37 2023 No.54024970 >financial collapse >only 1000 replies This board is dead

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:41:02 2023 No.54024976 >>54024942 no absolutely not , weren't you here for the bog twins death or the crypto purge ? and those were just last year

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:41:03 2023 No.54024977 this is the shittiest and slowest sticky in 4chan history

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:41:08 2023 No.54024980 File: 4 KB, 675x575, (sweats loudly).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's not happening r-right guys

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:41:32 2023 No.54024993 >>54024223 Did you know this nigga flew an entire mission without any crew? Did the whole thing on autopilot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:42:25 2023 No.54025018 File: 1.12 MB, 1921x1080, 1653057455396.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >all this happening just as the switch is about to be flipped in 2 weeks My schizo senses are tingling. We tried to warn you...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:42:49 2023 No.54025024 >>54024976 also the one when we breached 20k for the first time since 2017

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:43:54 2023 No.54025048 >>54023857 /X/fag reporting in

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:44:09 2023 No.54025055 >>54024577 Too many guns. Not enough pasting food. Nothing to combat (((chemical spills))) Hope you have a garden. Where does your water come from? Hope nobody attacks that source.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:44:15 2023 No.54025057 >>54025024 And the one with the gay wolves, what was that even about

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:44:47 2023 No.54025066 >>54023857 /x/ chad here i told you so

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:44:54 2023 No.54025069 >>54025018 Tell me more about this switch wise 2 more weeks poster

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:45:10 2023 No.54025073 >>54024643 Now here’s a lad with a based midset.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:45:20 2023 No.54025075 >>54024844 No, this is a mumu and bobo board. Frogs have no real power here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:46:04 2023 No.54025090 >>54024977 Lol it should've been up during market hours, dumbass mods

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:46:19 2023 No.54025095 [DELETED]

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https://variety.com/2023/digital/news/roku-svb-failed-silicon-valley-bank-cash-1235549817/

>Roku Says $487 Million of Its Cash, or 26%, Was Held in Failed Silicon Valley Bank

Roku sisters.....
It's over....

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:46:25 2023 No.54025098 File: 297 KB, 927x746, 1632152682318.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54025075 >this is a mumu and bobo board nobody tell him

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:46:39 2023 No.54025102 >>54024976 >no absolutely not , weren't you here for the bog twins death or the crypto purge ? and those were just last year I've been here since 2017. But I don't come here every day because of work and vidya.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:47:48 2023 No.54025125 This also is happening over at Wells Fargo: Wells Fargo Says “Technical Issue” Causing Customers to See Missing Deposits in Their Accounts

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:48:12 2023 No.54025135 File: 269 KB, 823x653, 1636153575964.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Today marks the official start of Swan Season. post our favorite avian of a dark persuasion to mark the occasion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:48:19 2023 No.54025138 File: 185 KB, 599x468, 01nl6wuhgo551.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /vt/ here, drama all over today

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:48:22 2023 No.54025140 >>54025095 how many more tech firms are involved i wonder?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:49:11 2023 No.54025156 File: 70 KB, 600x900, FhIeJhoXoAAwlEK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CALIFAGS MUST DIE PIVOTERS MUST DIE TECHFAGS MUST DIE BAILOUTERS MUST DIE MONEY PRINTERS MUST DIE AND MOST OF ALL CRYPTO MUST DIE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:49:16 2023 No.54025159 >>54023757 The power of diversity and women!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:50:06 2023 No.54025174 File: 175 KB, 819x819, 1638553321653.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54025138 >/vt/

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:50:41 2023 No.54025186 >>54025156 If FTX didn't kill the bitfart this sure won't

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:51:11 2023 No.54025199 >>54023757 >It's a nothingburger Color me surprised

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:51:19 2023 No.54025202 >>54025174 That's /tv/ dumbass

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:51:59 2023 No.54025214 File: 68 KB, 489x489, s-l500_570x570_crop_top.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024896 >>54024917 You will eat them. You will be happy.

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:52:56 2023 No.54025231 [DELETED]

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I had this feeling in my guts for months that something was about to happen. How bad is it going to be?

The US gov is clearly flailing around trying to make it sound like they are working on it, but Powell more or less already gave up.

How will Europe get hit by this shit? What went so wrong? China had Evergrande because they did retarded shit with investment in real estate. But what did the burgers do here?
Should we expect WW3 to cover up this whole mess?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:53:07 2023 No.54025238 File: 26 KB, 600x212, pls_dm_me_ser.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54025125 It's so over

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:53:10 2023 No.54025239 >>54025140 Half of ALL VENTURE BACKED US FIRMS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:53:11 2023 No.54025240 >>54024577 Where are the meds?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:53:51 2023 No.54025258 File: 775 KB, 3914x3914, 1643949374185.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /tv/ here for the memes

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:53:54 2023 No.54025259 >>54023839 >implying they are gone

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:54:11 2023 No.54025264 >>54025239 https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-03-10/silicon-valley-bank-the-investor-lender-networker-of-startups

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:54:44 2023 No.54025274 Which is the safest stablecoin to hold right now? I can't withdraw to the bank, have half a mill on stables. I think it might unironically be USDT.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:54:56 2023 No.54025278 >>54025202 nah /vt/ is the new bronies, bunch of pathetic faggots PAYING trannies pretend to be anime characters lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:56:00 2023 No.54025302 File: 204 KB, 850x1133, __takane_lui_hololive_drawn_by_guchico__sample-b9ed5eb197d765985d8dbd495c0987b6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54025278 You seem pretty mad about vtubers anon, do you need to talk?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:56:13 2023 No.54025308 >>54025274 bitcoin or ethereum

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:56:33 2023 No.54025320 [DELETED]

>>54025231
>>How will Europe get hit by this shit?
Bank failures cause deflation. Enjoy the Euro sinking below the dollar.
>What went so wrong? China had Evergrande because they did retarded shit with investment in real estate. But what did the burgers do here?
SVB held most of their reserves as mortgage backed securities (yes, like 2008) and as low-interest treasury bonds. The Fed hiking rates crushed the value of both of those.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:56:35 2023 No.54025321 File: 754 KB, 1024x1024, 1678307481871613.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] posting in a biz sticky thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:56:48 2023 No.54025325 >>54025278 At least bronies could hide behind a thin veneer of irony. There's absolutely no excuse for simping over a fake anime avatar.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:57:04 2023 No.54025328 I don't understand what's happening, someone please explain like I'm a retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:57:05 2023 No.54025329 >>54025302 Is there any cosplay of this girl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:57:07 2023 No.54025332 >>54025274 tether said they had no exposure to sivb so momentarily that's a plus i guess

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:57:36 2023 No.54025347 >>54025308 Ya but they’ll go down A lot too

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:57:38 2023 No.54025349 >>54025274 If you want safe just buy metals, what do you need stables for. Buy metals and btc and you'll probably be better off by the end of the decade than most people

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:57:49 2023 No.54025353 >>54025238 This can't be real. The seams couldn't possibly be coming apart so quickly that the official Twitter handle is acting as the complaint call center receptionist

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:58:03 2023 No.54025359 File: 105 KB, 432x576, 1624287371910.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54025302 Not mad, just disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:58:36 2023 No.54025368 File: 122 KB, 1169x809, 8E0CF22C-B0AA-4C90-904F-89B1529A08E2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:58:41 2023 No.54025373 >>54025325 Every anime character is a fake anon you didn't need to specify that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:58:52 2023 No.54025377 what are the ramifications of this

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:58:53 2023 No.54025378 >>54024217 WE NEED MO MONEY FO DEM PROGRAMZ

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:59:07 2023 No.54025381 File: 62 KB, 272x429, 1677194187401492.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /v/ here. I don't understand shit, feel like I'm retarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:59:20 2023 No.54025387 >>54023757 uh oh we have a sticky habbening

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 23:59:58 2023 No.54025400 BREAKING: SVB UK branch placed into mandatory receivership by Bank of England

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:00:03 2023 No.54025403 >>54025353 >This can't be real Oh but it is anon kek https://twitter.com/WellsFargo/status/1634337176367267843?s=20

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:00:04 2023 No.54025404 File: 2.36 MB, 2257x3766, FpgOcKWXgAIycEJ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /v/ here, standing back and standing by

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:00:40 2023 No.54025414 >>54025373 Anime characters are real characters, with written dialogue, who participate in a story. Vtubers are female thots wearing an anime skinsuit because they're too ugly to thot the normal way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:00:48 2023 No.54025419 File: 248 KB, 1080x951, 1667963734425561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54025368

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:00:55 2023 No.54025421 File: 50 KB, 550x941, EggSuitcase.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /out/ reporting in, keeping the eggs safe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:00:58 2023 No.54025424 >>54025368 I shorted tech with a fuck ton of leverage earlier in the week and it began paying off today. Next week I'm going to be eating good. :)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:01:42 2023 No.54025440 From @pulte All the frauds being exposed

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:02:22 2023 No.54025448 >>54025414 So your line between pathetic and not pathetic is whether or not the anime character is being voiced and animated in real time or not. That's pretty weird but ok

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:02:24 2023 No.54025450 >>54024791 are you trying to brag by posting a picture of like $600 in cash?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:02:29 2023 No.54025451 >>54023831 And Tether.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:03:16 2023 No.54025472 [DELETED]

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I just walked over to my local bank and it says I can't withdraw on the ATM, and the bank teller told me they can't because of "technical issues", i went over to a different branch and asked to deposit 100 (as a shit test) and they said no problem. I switched half way through the conversation and said "oh i slipped up i really wanted to withdraw 100" and the teller kinda fumbled and look at their coworkers and said "I can't, its glitched" and i just said if you can take deposits how come you can't take withdraws, and they just made up some "i don't know" bullshit lie

holy shit its actually happening, im panic buying boomer rocks as we speak to retain purchasing power and wealth

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:03:18 2023 No.54025473 >>54025320 Holy Shit. They really didn't learn anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:03:19 2023 No.54025476 File: 334 KB, 1448x956, 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 2nd largest bank failure in the US RIP

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:03:59 2023 No.54025490 File: 1.26 MB, 1434x1497, 1672649595404832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /k here, Ready to shoot some shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:05:39 2023 No.54025525 >>54024080 Anymore that hit like these two? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psSe0A655mA

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:05:44 2023 No.54025527 File: 321 KB, 576x579, 1594669197684.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54025135 Looks like I owe Michael Burry an apology YET AGAIN.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:05:45 2023 No.54025529 File: 336 KB, 1169x1850, FA95540F-AA4C-4C46-9B13-F7F4F5D2688C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 https://www.twitter.com/collinrugg/status/1634328020113825792?s=46&t=lKHZFTG8lQ5RGYKBtNNSpA

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:06:20 2023 No.54025534 File: 77 KB, 848x942, 1549983104841.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 cat princess fucker from /sthg/ - /vg/ reporting. What have you people done? Who pissed off the AI that controls the markets?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:06:31 2023 No.54025546 >>54025490 Go back, nafo-tranny

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:07:09 2023 No.54025558 >>54025476 2nd largest bank failure in the US so far

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:08:16 2023 No.54025579 File: 36 KB, 600x500, 1678281792484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54025368 Kiwibros not like this

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:08:31 2023 No.54025583 >>54025476 Are we just going to pretend the US government didn't bail out larger banks back in 2008 to avoid a bigger collapse?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:08:46 2023 No.54025592 >>54025472 >>54025476 shit is lit

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:10:15 2023 No.54025623 Don't worry guys, there's no way they'll let a single Jew lose a cent

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:10:21 2023 No.54025627 File: 88 KB, 900x709, aputannia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 Not my problem.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:10:32 2023 No.54025630 >>54025579 Kiwibro here, what did you mean by this

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:10:43 2023 No.54025633 [DELETED]

I asked this in an earlier thread but didn't get an answer.

I'm starting my new job for a bank on Monday (150K+ Salary, on the Intel/Physical Sec/Reputation Due Diligence end of things)

We are also signing for our Mortgage next week.

How utterly fucked am I?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:10:44 2023 No.54025635 BUY THE DIP

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:10:48 2023 No.54025637 File: 3.77 MB, 1920x1080, outthedoor.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /tv/ reporting in, my webms are locked and loaded and my bandwidth is ready for quality oc

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:11:23 2023 No.54025648 File: 93 KB, 500x457, 1621339993363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54025527 Man I love this little nigger bird

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:11:43 2023 No.54025656 On a scale of 1-10, how bad is it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:11:55 2023 No.54025663 File: 3.81 MB, 1920x1080, handscale.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024080 https://youtu.be/dREqmrt9EYc

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:11:56 2023 No.54025662 >>54025623 I thought so to until the let the literal Bank Man fall

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:12:03 2023 No.54025665 File: 236 KB, 1169x1166, F57BDF16-BA89-4DFD-9023-C8855315903F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 https://www.twitter.com/circle/status/1634341007306248199?s=46&t=lKHZFTG8lQ5RGYKBtNNSpA

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:12:10 2023 No.54025668 [DELETED]

>>54025320
>SVB held most of their reserves as mortgage backed securities (yes, like 2008) and as low-interest treasury bonds. The Fed hiking rates crushed the value of both of those.
can someone explain to me like a retard what exactly this means and why hiking the rate fucked them over?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:12:16 2023 No.54025671 >>54025635 I am slurping as hard as I can

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:12:28 2023 No.54025681 File: 28 KB, 576x520, 1678493542590.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] burry was right again

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:12:38 2023 No.54025687 >>54025529 Kek based retard making the Fed's policy a partisan issue

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:12:46 2023 No.54025690 >>54025656 Easy 8, maybe 9

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:12:55 2023 No.54025692 >>54024791 cute, my weekly bills in one pic :)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:13:00 2023 No.54025697 >>54025665 there is no reason usdc should be worth more than 0.75$ then

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:13:10 2023 No.54025700 >>54025630 Rocket lab has $38 mil at SVB. >>54023757 How will this affect Australian banks?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:13:19 2023 No.54025705 >>54025579 >>54025630 nevermind I'm retarded

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:13:49 2023 No.54025713 >>54025665 Oh boy. Prepare your anuses.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:13:54 2023 No.54025715 File: 174 KB, 593x563, 1623594440373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54025665 If you use stablecoins unironically... I'm sorry, you failed the IQ test.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:14:04 2023 No.54025721 >>54025450 It's actually $1100, some bills are just hidden, I assure you they are all 50's and then 1 $100. The gold I bought at $65/gram and theres 20 grams there. Around $1700 total

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:14:20 2023 No.54025725 [DELETED]

>>54025328
https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2023-03-10/startup-bank-had-a-startup-bank-run

Levine's take is pretty good. And he's funny.

Basically, most banks hold your money and lend some of it out to people who buy homes and shit.

SIVB holds the money of dumb startups. And lends it out to... well, pretty much nobody, because if you're running a startup you don't need much debt. So they invest that money in government bonds which is to say they loan it to the government. The government will absolutely make good on that promise to pay the interest on the bonds. The problem is that interest rates went up, and nobody wants old bonds that yield 0-1% when they can get 4-5% today.

This is fine if you're a bank and most of your clients just keep some money with you. This is not fine if you're a bank whose clients (techbros) start withdrawing their money. This is very not fine if you're a bank whose techbro clients are prone to flipping out and pulling all their money out within 24 hours of each other.

Anyone with deposits in the bank under $250K will be fine on Monday morning. Anyone (i.e., some techbro companies) over that limit will have to wait a bit. That could fuck up some tech companies, but it's likely that everybody, even the tech companies, gets made whole.

Levine points out that whoever winds up taking over the bank from the Feds is buying the leftover business that was once SVB. That business is worth the brand name (which ain't shit) and whatever actual business SVB did (which is only worth anything if every one of their clients gets back 100% of the money they had on deposit).

It's a shitshow and it could still go wrong, but I don't think this is 2008 all over again. But it is funny as shit. And if it all goes wrong, it will still be funny as shit, albeit for a different reason.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:14:33 2023 No.54025729 [DELETED]

>>54025668
Mortgages and treasuries both pay out as a given interest rate. Banks typically sell these things before they mature if they need more cash. The resale value of these mortgage backed securities and treasury bonds tanked because new mortgage backed securities and treasury bonds will pay out at a 5x higher interest rate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:14:37 2023 No.54025731 >>54025668 The treasury rates are higher now then what they were making on the MBSs. Thus, they can not get any buyers for their MBSs. Thus, big fucking problem.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:14:45 2023 No.54025734 >>54025668 rate go up make bond price go down lotta low interest rate bond bought at peak bond price make number in account go down

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:14:54 2023 No.54025738 >>54025697 And by that logic a $ in a bank is worth 0

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:14:55 2023 No.54025741 File: 37 KB, 657x527, 1666564921100681.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > tech companies just went through large layoffs > now VCs and startups lose everything B-b-but I thought learning2code was going to help me make it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:15:28 2023 No.54025753 >only 300 replies biz is dead

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:15:53 2023 No.54025761 >>54025633 Just keep up to 250k in separate banks, if that's your concern. And if you need to get a mortgage, you should actually just rent, but I understand some guys take the "own your own home at any cost" quite seriously.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:16:06 2023 No.54025767 >>54025753 and that's a good thing. Bear market /biz/ is best /biz/

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:16:08 2023 No.54025769 >>54025738 you mean in a bank which circle cant access, meaning if there is a bank run on usdc only 0.75$ per usdc could be paid out as of today?..

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:16:18 2023 No.54025776 >>54025583 We know, they saved almost all banks at the time They can't save any now, this is just the first domino and it's already worse than anything besides WaMu

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:16:24 2023 No.54025780 >>54025692 That's 2/3 a week of pay for me, $1700. I get paid $4000 biweekly, $2000 every week. After taxes there champ. I make $8000/month after taxes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:16:58 2023 No.54025790 File: 62 KB, 864x456, B664CFB7-F29B-4487-9158-A9719D1826BC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We got emails today that we can cancel pending payments to them if we want to

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:17:07 2023 No.54025793 [DELETED]

>Be hedge fund
>Have leveraged exposure to bonds
>Rates are rising we gucci
>SVB shits the bed
>Has to liquidate assets
>Dumps every bond and treasury it has to raise capital for creditors
>Floods the market and bond rates tank
>All of a sudden, a 1-2% swing on 100,000 leverage looks bad
>Now hedge fund has to liquidate their assets and unroll their positions, which affects fund managers and indexes, etc
Gonna be good

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:17:21 2023 No.54025797 >>54025753 just think of how dead biz will be when the bloodbath truly starts next week kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:17:23 2023 No.54025799 >>54025776 >They can't save any now, Yes they can lmao. Who do you think prints the money retard? How do you think the 2008 bailout was paid for. It wasn't from existing money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:17:44 2023 No.54025803 >>54025700 very interest to hear from someone smarter than me, but australian banks don't seem to affected anywhere near as much as the european and american ones

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:18:18 2023 No.54025811 >>54025793 Anon, when someone sells bonds the rates go up. Yield to maturity bitch please

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:18:27 2023 No.54025818 [DELETED]

>>54025668
>You deposit $100 at SVB
>SVB buys a $100 bond @ 2% interest so they can make a profit on your money while it stays in the bank
>jerome raises the rates
>bond prices collapse
>you try to withdraw $100 from SVB
>SVB tries to sell the bond for cash
>its only worth $50 now
>no withdraws for you
>pikachu face

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:18:30 2023 No.54025820 [DELETED]

>>54025729
>>54025731
>>54025734
How can these guys be that retarded? I mean, it doesn't take a genius to realize a year ago that more inflation = higher interest rates from fed => we'd better start selling our mortgages while they are still worth something

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:18:50 2023 No.54025827 >>54025790 broofs :DDD

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:19:21 2023 No.54025834 >>54025811 Sorry, I was going to say yield, but I thought that was the number of years until it repays itself. Bond nomenclature still gets me, duration, yield, etc. Not an area I'm great in

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:19:29 2023 No.54025837 >>54025725 >Anyone (i.e., some techbro companies) practically all svb customers are techbro customers, insured <250k deposits only make up 2.7% of the total deposits

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:19:33 2023 No.54025839 File: 517 KB, 1169x1740, 78BD90B6-3786-4F87-9377-C32E1046447F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 https://www.twitter.com/lawrencelepard/status/1634275111204421632?s=46&t=lKHZFTG8lQ5RGYKBtNNSpA

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:19:49 2023 No.54025846 File: 273 KB, 593x672, 1678336426499060.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 polcel

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:19:55 2023 No.54025850 >>54025769 >if there is a bank run on usdc only 0.75$ per usdc could be paid out as of today That's a lot more than any bank will give you. US banks have no reserve requirements now, so they could very well have 0% backing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:20:03 2023 No.54025853 >>54025697 No amon, 25% of usdc reserves in cash is held in 6 banks. We don't know much of that 25% was in svb. I personally believe that the peg won't be broken unless usdc reaches are a market cap of less than 5 billion

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:20:41 2023 No.54025864 File: 83 KB, 1024x1017, 1676905886384898.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54025839 >that many old fucks were dumb enough to have their life savings sitting in banks as cash over the $250k insured limit

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:20:44 2023 No.54025867 [DELETED]

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Chinese people have been lining up to just find their funds restricted by their own banks, so, it was only a matter of time before we felt it. It's going to be a rough time. Get cozy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:21:04 2023 No.54025871 File: 26 KB, 598x197, all_according_to_keikaku.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hmmm

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:21:10 2023 No.54025873 >barely any pink wojaks nothingburger

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:21:11 2023 No.54025874 >>54025721 My bad they are actually 2.5g bars, so only 10 grams thought they were my other ones.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:21:36 2023 No.54025883 File: 101 KB, 768x1024, FGP6BFbUYAE_vlY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >sticky >only 1000 posts Jesus fucking christ. /biz/ really is dead huh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:21:46 2023 No.54025889 >>54024282 lol lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:22:01 2023 No.54025892 File: 370 KB, 1169x1714, 1083D5F8-93A2-410A-896A-CEC7F04644B8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 https://www.twitter.com/cramertracker/status/1634237672997699602?s=46&t=lKHZFTG8lQ5RGYKBtNNSpA

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:24:46 2023 No.54025947 >>54023757 I keeps my cash under my bed. And the rest of my wealth in gold, silver, crypto and shitty cars. aigmi?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:25:03 2023 No.54025953 >>54023857 /pol/ standing by

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:25:07 2023 No.54025956 >>54025883 >>only 1000 posts >he's this new to 4chan

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:25:21 2023 No.54025961 [DELETED]

>>54025820
>we'd better start selling our mortgages while they are still worth something
they *bought* shit tons of mortgages (like 80b$) during 2021. it's not just that they held onto their existing ones.
part of the reason is the retarded tech boom of 2020-2021. lots of cash in tech => lots of new deposits => shit timing for a techbro bank that suddenly has to generate tons of yield for like a 150% increase in deposits
their position wasn't great from the get-go and their industry fucked them. they just shouldn't have grown that much during 2021. not sure if they could've generated the needed yield by other means.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:26:57 2023 No.54026001 >>54025827 >dox yourself No thanks :DDD >>54025834 Happens to the best of us

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:26:59 2023 No.54026003 File: 2.58 MB, 200x314, 1674949001455208.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54025403 Holy kek, that is unbelievable. Can't understand why the rest of the sticky hasn't pounced on this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:27:07 2023 No.54026006 >>54025864 Its not old fucks with life savings anon, its the cash accounts of big companies, see >>54025368 I can't wait for next Friday when Uber stops paying drivers because the company has $0 in its checking account.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:27:33 2023 No.54026015 File: 245 KB, 798x773, 1675113802351091.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54025892 he was guiding us through bear market the whole time, the profits between the dumps, the true cassandra

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:28:04 2023 No.54026024 >>54023857 /ck/ here, looks like something is cooking up but i don't even know what it is...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:28:36 2023 No.54026030 File: 171 KB, 750x927, 20b8eb072e42f8dd27f739e4724194e442635f55d56eda72ddd19e90a935eb3d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /tg/, rattling dice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:28:45 2023 No.54026032 File: 1.06 MB, 1920x1080, 1676503631979615.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yejibros

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:28:57 2023 No.54026035 >>54026006 >Its not old fucks with life savings anon, Look at the people lined up in >>54025839 Business companies aren't lining up, they would be on the phone with their reps.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:30:12 2023 No.54026053 File: 326 KB, 737x565, 1645723529115.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /pol/ >it's over

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:30:17 2023 No.54026055 >>54024577 Where's the pistol grip on your AK?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:30:25 2023 No.54026060 >>54025403 Lol my puts will print Monday

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:30:31 2023 No.54026063 File: 898 KB, 442x471, 1677279929847002.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's over? Or is the worst yet to come?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:30:53 2023 No.54026067 File: 2.24 MB, 695x392, 1678313640579955.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 Future's so bright I gotta wear shades

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:30:56 2023 No.54026069 File: 38 KB, 436x361, 1666901803891987.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is a nothingburger. Jews want you to think it's 2008 v2 to deflate the markets.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:31:56 2023 No.54026085 [DELETED]

>>54026006
>>I can't wait for next Friday when Uber stops paying drivers because the company has $0 in its checking account.
I can't wait for next Friday to make fun of you for being so dumb to think a company like Uber wouldn't have diversified its bank reserves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:32:01 2023 No.54026087 This thread is moving so fast that no one will know that I cheat on my girlfriend

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:32:39 2023 No.54026099 >>54026032 Not like this yejibros...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:32:50 2023 No.54026102 >>54026003 It's literally just some random roastie hag on twitter running into technical issues, probably because her laptop is infested with malware

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:32:57 2023 No.54026103 File: 935 KB, 498x498, 729CC4DD-67F1-49AB-9FBC-CB7C47CCF3B9.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It’s actually happening

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:34:17 2023 No.54026124 >>54024942 You don't remember when the market died? (Bog brothers)>>54024958

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:34:23 2023 No.54026129 File: 54 KB, 1100x1100, 603490668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 Representing /fit/, lfg boys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:35:43 2023 No.54026156 File: 926 KB, 720x720, XRP.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024691 It will finally be over...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:35:46 2023 No.54026158 I currently have all my life savings in a bank (uk, barclays, 40k). Unironically should I go tomorrow and get 10k out, put it somewhere in my house?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:36:09 2023 No.54026167 >>54026102 The roastie isn't the focus here anon, Wells Fargo breaking Twitter face to turn into glorified chat support instead of social media relations is embarrassing no matter how you slice it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:36:14 2023 No.54026169 Lol I got turned down for a startup job last year. Reimbursement for interview travel cost came from SVB. rip my niggas

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:36:37 2023 No.54026179 File: 240 KB, 1169x1324, 227601EE-5FB8-4E62-8B69-0357810FAFF5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 https://www.twitter.com/theinsiderpaper/status/1634349485164843008?s=46&t=lKHZFTG8lQ5RGYKBtNNSpA

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:36:40 2023 No.54026181 why isn't this the pinned thread song? it's perfect https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:36:50 2023 No.54026183 File: 115 KB, 872x1020, 1677714019159291.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /lgbt/ (i'm not gay i only fuck trannies) this all seems kinda gay to me

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:36:55 2023 No.54026184 >>54026158 You should have did that today

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:37:07 2023 No.54026188 File: 124 KB, 602x806, its_over.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54026102 you know you can check for yourself right

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:37:20 2023 No.54026190 >>54025403 >https://twitter.com/WellsFargo/status/1634337176367267843?s=20 Someone should sent them a private message calling them dirty kikes

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:37:57 2023 No.54026208 >>54025956 >doesn't recognize one of the most basic overused memes >he's this new to 4channel

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:38:06 2023 No.54026212 151 billion total or 97% are insured lmao.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:38:57 2023 No.54026221 >>54026208 >implying the response to that overused meme isn't part of the meme >me implying your response isn't part of it too

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:39:02 2023 No.54026224 >>54024432 Basically, more white women fucking black men.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:39:14 2023 No.54026228 [DELETED]

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>>54026085
>I can't wait for next Friday to make fun of you for being so dumb to think a company like Uber wouldn't have diversified its bank reserves.

idk anons, normies don't really think things through, i would not be suprised.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:39:24 2023 No.54026230 >>54026212 I mean not insured, this kill venture capital and pensions fund

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:39:49 2023 No.54026240 File: 168 KB, 727x946, 2023-03-10_19-36-12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't think it's wise to laugh at this. Bailout is already coming. And you will pay with your taxes, burgers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:40:29 2023 No.54026248 File: 385 KB, 1601x1154, my_personal_army.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54026129

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:40:45 2023 No.54026255 File: 113 KB, 727x708, 1678429568651775.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54026221 >

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:41:07 2023 No.54026264 >>54026240 >to big to fail again?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:41:18 2023 No.54026269 File: 509 KB, 1085x775, 1668514614404875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54026240 Taxes???

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:41:38 2023 No.54026275 >>54026087 based

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:42:31 2023 No.54026290 USDC doing a lil sumsum

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:42:33 2023 No.54026292 >>54026240 >literal who says The Fed itself doesn't know what it's going to do

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:43:23 2023 No.54026308 File: 2.63 MB, 1280x720, Too Big To Fail (Clip).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54026264 happening.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:43:29 2023 No.54026311 File: 91 KB, 536x917, 1674115454495540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 Its over

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:43:31 2023 No.54026313 >>54026240 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz-PtEJEaqY

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:44:23 2023 No.54026325 File: 436 KB, 934x906, 1678481963741484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54026292 Anon, I...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:44:43 2023 No.54026332 >>54026087 >>54026275 back to reddyt

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:45:01 2023 No.54026340 File: 268 KB, 220x218, 1674667496931752.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54026313 "annnnnd it's gone."

>>	saige Sat Mar 11 00:45:07 2023 No.54026345 >>54026158 If Barclays go under you'd be dead anyway. Too big to fail. Don't worry, worrypants. Also, you're insured.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:46:10 2023 No.54026368 File: 201 KB, 1125x781, 1678482058733043.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Techbros, I don't feel so good...

>>	saige Sat Mar 11 00:47:10 2023 No.54026390 >>54026264 It's not about being too big to fail. It's about not letting a couple hundred billions fuck up half of the startup economy. Just print a bit of money and get over with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:47:21 2023 No.54026394 >>54026292 >Fed Has nothing to do with the Fed. This is a Congress thing, just like last time. Fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:47:21 2023 No.54026395 >>54026240 https://www.congress.gov/bill/111th-congress/house-bill/4173/text

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:47:27 2023 No.54026396 >>54026290 its no surprise when 3 out 6 banks that circle had its usdc treasuries backed in were silvergate , silicon valley and signature bank kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:47:28 2023 No.54026397 HOLY FUCK USDC IS IN FREEFALL

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:47:48 2023 No.54026407 File: 243 KB, 750x462, 0FDEBA0C-3C91-4EED-B8F8-000CFFB676FB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /pol/tard tourist here. How bad is this? Please refer to the ron pa happening doomsday chart (pic rel).

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:48:16 2023 No.54026414 >>54026325 He's not in charge, doesn't matter what he says. What does JPOW says, the only man running the economy

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:48:22 2023 No.54026416 [DELETED]

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>2008 happened because the banks used equal opportunity lending to sell houses to niggers who couldn’t afford them, then bet against themselves with short selling.

This isn’t the same thing. If it is, where are the niggers?

>>	saige Sat Mar 11 00:48:37 2023 No.54026423 >>54026368 this man clearly has skin in the game lmao should've gone with JPMorgan

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:49:34 2023 No.54026436 File: 18 KB, 342x351, 1542337988069.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54026390 >Just print a bit of money just grab some from the inflation bill.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:49:37 2023 No.54026437 >>54023997 >Does TLT go up if the fed pivots? Yes, because investors react before they think. You can play it both ways if your timing is good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:49:45 2023 No.54026438 >>54026416 they are not shorting niggers anon they are shorting white people its for real this time

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:49:51 2023 No.54026440 >>54026407 Nothingburger cause bailouts happening

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:50:11 2023 No.54026447 File: 1.42 MB, 2176x3200, 1674261391277545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54026368 We warned you about banks, bro. We warned you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:50:20 2023 No.54026450 >>54026397 I'm feeling sick...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:50:27 2023 No.54026454 File: 1.79 MB, 2732x2049, 1602526520470.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024442 Chainlink

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:50:27 2023 No.54026453 >>54026416 The niggers this time around are the techtards in California.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:50:44 2023 No.54026460 >>54026397 hope it crashes and burns lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:51:04 2023 No.54026464 File: 340 KB, 536x688, 1663609339161158.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /lgbt/ here I don't really understand it all but I'm here for the memes

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:51:11 2023 No.54026467 >>54026440 Bailouts are a huge something burger you fucking moron, that's the point. No matter what happens now, it's all fucked. Depression or Hyperinflation pick one. We might be lucky enough to taste parts of both

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:51:32 2023 No.54026475 >>54026240 They liquidate the bank's assets to refund the investors too, dumbasses.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:51:39 2023 No.54026478 >>54023857 /tg/ here I'm just going to continue painting miniatures and pretending nothing is wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:51:46 2023 No.54026481 >>54026397 >>54026460 i like crypto but coinbase and their fees can suck it

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:51:47 2023 No.54026482 [DELETED]

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I'm Coyote Peterson, and this... is calling the janny a nigger.

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Kids, don't try this at home.

Janny... you're a nigger.

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OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
It's like an intense burning through my entire ip address
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You can see it turn black around the border of the ban screen
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That's it for us here on Brave Wilderness

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:52:48 2023 No.54026501 File: 45 KB, 488x488, 1668478356286085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is this really a happening or just doomers blowing things out of proportion?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:53:01 2023 No.54026505 >>54026475 All those valuable assets that the collapsed bank was sitting on. I bet they'll make a mint.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:53:08 2023 No.54026509 >>54026467 People have been saying that for 2 years now. It's going to be fine, probably

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:53:22 2023 No.54026512 >>54026501 50% of all venture backed US companies are exposed, gee Idk

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:53:27 2023 No.54026514 File: 606 KB, 1024x1024, 1578340071226.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54026453 >No John, you are the niggers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:53:51 2023 No.54026525 >>54026505 I'm sure it's far more than 250k per person's worth

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:54:01 2023 No.54026528 Moments before Michael Burry nuked his twitter account >It is possible today we found our Enron. qrd on Enron?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:54:17 2023 No.54026541 File: 113 KB, 1024x576, 1662670071940866m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /Pol/ Lets go total collapse, maximum chaos, finally all these years of prepping ITS happening

>>	saige Sat Mar 11 00:54:21 2023 No.54026542 >>54026512 >all venture backed US companies retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:54:22 2023 No.54026543 >>54026525 I bet it's far less than it needs to be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:54:23 2023 No.54026544 >>54026509 Okay and this bank didn't collapse until now and you're no longer dealing with the hypothetical. It has arrived. In this moment, you are faced with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:54:56 2023 No.54026553 >>54026512 i'm sure most of those are just vaporwave so they are not that important

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:55:02 2023 No.54026557 >>54023839 They faked their deaths

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:55:35 2023 No.54026565 >>54026453 And?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:55:37 2023 No.54026567 >>54026553 >vaporwave lmao "the vaporwave crash" would be an awesome chapter in a history book

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:55:57 2023 No.54026569 >>54026542 fucking clipping out the 50% I specifically wrote in there, you fucking disingenuous retard. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-03-10/silicon-valley-bank-the-investor-lender-networker-of-startups

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:56:06 2023 No.54026576 File: 3.25 MB, 3500x5000, 97480_Untitled-8_copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54026553 >vaporwave lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:56:19 2023 No.54026582 If USDC had about 30% of their reserves disappear, that means that the floor is 70c, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:56:25 2023 No.54026586 >>54026528 inflated their revenues by faking them and cooked their debt books

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:57:53 2023 No.54026628 >>54026553 The tech sector is notoriously important for US economic growth, and every single vaporware company counted as part of that assertion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:58:07 2023 No.54026633 File: 64 KB, 795x267, servinghalfofall.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54026542 retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:58:13 2023 No.54026635 >>54026569 I’m going to need a non paywalled link

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:58:21 2023 No.54026638 File: 1.63 MB, 500x500, 1599093353303.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54026553 >>54026576 That reminds me >>>/wsg/4998339 The office-related ones are always great

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:58:46 2023 No.54026648 File: 14 KB, 588x246, OhDear.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 00:59:08 2023 No.54026656 >>54026635 clipped the important part here >>54026633

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:00:07 2023 No.54026676 What's the next bank to fail? Schwab? Wells Fargo? First Republic?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:00:14 2023 No.54026678 https://www.seaglassproperties.com/search/homes-for-sale/st.-thomas-st-thomas--x73803-73803/ lets crowdsource

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:00:43 2023 No.54026687 >>54026676 digits and its all of them

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:00:59 2023 No.54026694 File: 71 KB, 700x605, 1676265853676154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54026676 None (yet). This is a manufactured fear event.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:01:22 2023 No.54026702 >>54026648 this guy must have so many enemies by now

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:01:25 2023 No.54026703 File: 2.45 MB, 2040x2689, 1602362827769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 pol reporting in. anons I have seen the ufos irl. we are slaves here to the tech masters. good luck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:01:28 2023 No.54026705 >>54026687 Rolling

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:01:31 2023 No.54026706 >>54026676 First Republic almost definitely the next to fail out of the ones you listed

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:01:43 2023 No.54026713 >>54026678 that would be amusing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:01:57 2023 No.54026718 >>54026676 Bank of America Terry Davis told me so in a dream about 2 years ago

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:02:05 2023 No.54026723 >>54023757 Why is this making people panic? It's EXACTLY what should've been done in 2008. Nowadays banks are tested harder than before and before they blow up in pieces, the regulator should intervene. This isn't bad news overvall.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:02:08 2023 No.54026726 >>54026188 >>54026676 take a guess

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:02:15 2023 No.54026729 >>54026676 credit suisse

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:02:37 2023 No.54026736 >>54026678 probably no good internet on there and i won't bother with calling some faggot technician to get it set up properly

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:02:50 2023 No.54026740 File: 29 KB, 426x542, 1475460862363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >yfw you get to watch another 2008 crisiskino

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:03:08 2023 No.54026743 [DELETED]

>>54026633
>>54026569
that doesn't mean it's 50% of all venture capital, which means it's nothing. A venture backed company got money from SVB 20 years ago? It's in the list.
It's nothing. You wish so hard for banking collapse, just as you wished hard for hyperinflation. Guess what? Not happening.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:03:11 2023 No.54026744 >>54026729 Fuck that's right people were talking about that months ago

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:03:25 2023 No.54026748 File: 133 KB, 900x1020, 1666238829144611.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /cm/ standing by going to slurp the bottom and buy myself a top later

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:03:54 2023 No.54026757 >>54026723 97% of accounts losing money >This isn't bad news overvall. >In a company that serves half of all venture-backed US companies hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:04:45 2023 No.54026769 File: 221 KB, 800x875, get-the-book-and-dvd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why didn't you just Follow the Smart Money™?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:04:54 2023 No.54026772 >>54026743 Did I fucking say it was? Holy shit I hate sharing the autistic speech therapy board with you fucks

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:05:20 2023 No.54026782 >>54026757 these people are delusional

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:05:32 2023 No.54026785 File: 202 KB, 612x611, cV7aJyxAAU8q.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /g/ I'm already on 100% cash

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:05:34 2023 No.54026786 File: 289 KB, 680x680, 4546546.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54026676 The Federal Reserve

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:05:52 2023 No.54026794 >>54024072 This post is very representative of the iq of this board these days.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:06:06 2023 No.54026799 >>54026772 it's not gonna crash, anon. And I understood perfectly well what you WISH you could've said.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:06:26 2023 No.54026809 File: 54 KB, 344x381, OcoP0ip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54026743 >You wish so hard for banking collapse, just as you wished hard for hyperinflation. Guess what? Not happening.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:06:56 2023 No.54026819 >>54026703 How did Baal got associated with Satanism? In ancient Egypt Baal was god of fertility and weather,

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:07:08 2023 No.54026829 Is it happening?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:07:35 2023 No.54026835 >>54026799 Not going to crash? It already fucking has you monkey brained retard, it has been fucking SEIZED BECAUSE IT CRASHED.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:07:51 2023 No.54026841 I've never even heard of this bank. What does that mean for my understanding of the situation?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:08:25 2023 No.54026851 File: 41 KB, 667x211, 220745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] uh oh. CEObros???

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:09:27 2023 No.54026865 >>54026835 nah, it won't spread. >>54026841 In this specific situtation it means it's not an important bank.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:09:52 2023 No.54026871 >>54026851 >HELOCs Oh boy here we fucking go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:10:08 2023 No.54026875 File: 17 KB, 240x312, sweatingman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54026851 > personal mortgages > home equity lines > for hundreds of thousands of people who just missed their payroll Holy fuck. The housing crash is actually here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:10:31 2023 No.54026880 >>54026786 heh

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:10:36 2023 No.54026882 >>54026865 Won't? It already has, do you know how many fucking businesses there are that already cannot pay their fucking staff?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:10:38 2023 No.54026884 >>54026865 damn, there's a literal silicon valley employee in this thread right now

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:11:00 2023 No.54026888 They better not get a fucking bail out. Retards went long on 10Y bonds at 1.6%

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:11:10 2023 No.54026890 >>54026819 Diablo 2.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:11:13 2023 No.54026891 File: 61 KB, 630x354, me0wKyMPGbwl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /g/ reporting in. Is this 2008 all over again?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:11:37 2023 No.54026896 >>54026884 This

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:11:59 2023 No.54026905 >>54026786 I fucking wish

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:12:08 2023 No.54026908 >>54026891 possibly

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:12:25 2023 No.54026912 >>54026891 It's of a similar scale, and it's starting with the techbros of Silicon Valley instead of random negroes with subprime mortgages.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:12:44 2023 No.54026917 >>54026891 it's 2023, time goes forward and doesn't loop retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:12:45 2023 No.54026918 >>54026891 Nope. This is a total nothingburger. Anyone who thinks this is going to result in anything serious is a Trumpist stooge.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:12:59 2023 No.54026921 >>54026829 Yep. Our suffering is almost over.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:13:20 2023 No.54026928 >>54026891 >implying /biz/ (/pol/-lite) happ000000ning tards know anything lmao. There's literally 0 people here who took their own money out of their own banks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:13:59 2023 No.54026945 Kek just imagine if they do a bail in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:14:06 2023 No.54026948 I can never know the exact scale of an event on 4chan because fucking everyone is trying their hardest to out doompost the other.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:15:18 2023 No.54026966 [DELETED]

>>54026865
I skimmed the SVB wiki page and it seems important. Lending to high net worth individuals and Silicon Valley tech companies? If I'm not mistaken, SV is responsible for a lot of America's economic power. Therefore, if SV gets proper fucked by this, won't America as well?

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:15:29 2023 No.54026970 [DELETED]

>>54026875
It has been a bubble for a while now. California in particular has needed one for a while. The problem (this is more CA specific) is the housing shortage on top of that. It doesn't really make sense to have a crash when housing is in such high demand. I'm not particularly smart so I don't know what exactly that looks like.
>>54026891
Monday and the coming week will be a bigger tell of what is to come.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:16:36 2023 No.54026994 >>54026882 There are zero. Companies not only keep their money in different banks, but they also have access to payroll loans. They'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:17:47 2023 No.54027018 File: 178 KB, 375x375, 1658349251136382.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /pmg/ reporting in, smug and cozy as usual.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:18:28 2023 No.54027039 >>54026994 Even if what you say is true, which it isn't, major payroll services that a lot of tech startups use to pay their employees have everything tied up in Silicon Valley Bank...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:19:13 2023 No.54027060 if it's another 2008 then does that mean that another bitcoin-like project will be released in about 1 year?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:19:25 2023 No.54027063 >>54026948 Honestly you're doing it wrong if you aren't joining in. This isn't the place to come for news.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:19:31 2023 No.54027066 Is this in the real world Or Are we still running a simulation?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:19:38 2023 No.54027074 >>54026948 This is probably like a 2 or 3 on a scale of 1-10, it's bad but not that bad. A few tech companies that are pretty large (most you haven't heard of) will go under.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:20:09 2023 No.54027082 File: 652 KB, 1390x776, 1658809603988354.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /vt/ says hi again

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:20:30 2023 No.54027088 >>54027018 Yeah bro, let us know when you start paying for things with gold shavings or sell your PM's for USD and put it back into a bank.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:20:58 2023 No.54027099 >>54026966 Checked The tech bubble existed specifically because we deferred the crash in 2008 Without 0% interest rates and offramp government subsidies, almost every tech company would have gone bankrupt by now, or more likely would never had existed

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:21:18 2023 No.54027104 File: 608 KB, 878x719, 1594152285616.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 this time of year seems fit for happenings the past 4 years

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:21:23 2023 No.54027107 [DELETED]

>>54026966
>SV is responsible for a lot of America's economic power
You underestimate American's economic power if you think that.
Tech companies and PoT (people of tech) may suffer a bit in the short term, but the rest of the financial industry will take up the pieces quickly enough. No company will fail because of this.
150 billion is not that much money for the American financial system.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:21:56 2023 No.54027123 >>54027074 This depends entirely on there not being a domino effect. These banks are all incestuously interlinked and a major one going down could pull down many others. And because this is happening on a Friday, we won't even know until Monday.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:22:53 2023 No.54027143 File: 53 KB, 553x737, 1673472094281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54027099 wait until /biz/ finds out the same is true for fake internet money

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:23:10 2023 No.54027148 >>54027039 >lot of tech startups everything tied up in Silicon Valley Bank... I'm afraid not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:24:40 2023 No.54027173 File: 68 KB, 441x523, 1632257884817.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54026918 >a Trumpist stooge nice buzzword bingo!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:24:43 2023 No.54027175 >>54027148 >purposefully misquoting Why even bother, rabbi?

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:25:33 2023 No.54027188 [DELETED]

>>54026841
Okay.
>So this bank was responsible for nearly half of all Tech start ups lending
>47% of all Biomedical IPOs
This isn't the issue yet we are unraveling that.

See American had been running on "free money" for the last 13 year you wanted money from bank at low interest you got it easy. Then 2020 happened and we printed A LOT of money to make super free money, PCP loans, and bail outs to survive the shut downs.

Suddenly the Federal Reserve realizing very late there is an inflation spiral begins raising rates fast. Fastest rate hikes since the 80s when the rates hit 20%. The intent is to slow down lending which slows inflation.

Why does this matter because it meant banks can't get free money. If they need to borrow money then the bank needs to pay with interest and this hurts the banks. SVB was handing out a lot of risky loans and well when the Tech Start Ups failed the loans stopped being repayed. Causing SVB to take on debt to sustain itself.

Now why is this a big deal well SVB was the 15th I think largest bank in the US on top of that several companies banked with them meaning when the bank failed those multi million dollar accounts turned into .25 million dollar pity checks. Finally when a bank fails it stresses the banks that lended to keep them a float sort of working through the banking system like a virus actually called a contagion.

But now the fun part see SVB had across the board A ratings meaning the entire system used to rate the banks safety, your moneys safety is under scrutiny sending panic and becoming the catalyst for bank runs which could break other banks as they DO NOT have your money on hand. Also there have already been video of people getting arrested for wanting their money.

Have some /tv/ kino explaining what happens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbwjS9iJ2Sw

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:26:01 2023 No.54027197 >>54027148 Rippling is just one example of a payroll firm that got caught up in this mess

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:26:09 2023 No.54027199 [DELETED]

>>54027074
more details on who is apparently affected by this, as per wikipedia

>Following the news, several venture capitalist firms including Founders Fund, Coatue Management, and Union Square Ventures advised their portfolio companies to withdraw their money out of SVB

Founders Fund
>Founders Fund had more than $11 billion in aggregate capital under management as of 2022
>The firm's investments include Airbnb, DeepMind, Lyft, Facebook, Flexport, Palantir Technologies, SpaceX, Spotify, Stripe, Wish, Neuralink, Nubank, and Twilio.[17]

Coatue Management
>Assets under Management: $70 billion
>notable investments include: Airtable, Ant Financial, Anaplan, ByteDance, Chime, Dapper Labs, Databricks, DoorDash, Instacart, Meituan, OpenSea, Snap Inc., SoFi, Spotify, Abacus.AI

Union Square Ventures
>The firm has backed more than 130 startups, including Twitter, Etsy, Stripe, Coinbase, Zynga, Tumblr, Stack Overflow, Meetup, Kickstarter, MongoDB, Flurry, and Carta.[1]

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:27:39 2023 No.54027226 [DELETED]

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If svb took a shit, and the tech bubble popped, does that mean we are going to see fields of pink wojaks on monday as crypto will freefall harder than ever before for being... tech?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:28:02 2023 No.54027230 File: 2.94 MB, 1280x720, anonposting.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54026948 FTX imploding wasn't as big as this though FTX was probably more spectacular in its absurdity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:28:38 2023 No.54027247 >>54027175 Anon, saying the payroll system is the important thing in all that is even more stupid. They'll just pick another bank on Monday.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:28:54 2023 No.54027251 >>54027104 >emissions control lamp I laughed because for a second I thought it was low on gas but I don't even know wtf kind of faggot car cares about le emissions, I've never seen this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:29:24 2023 No.54027257 >>54027226 Crypto doesn't fall until traditional collateral sources completely evaporate. How close we are to that moment is anyone's guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:29:44 2023 No.54027263 File: 193 KB, 1000x1000, Smoked%20Sprats%20in%20Oil%20Riga%20Gold-01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024887 impressive. very nice. now let's see the Riga sprats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:29:57 2023 No.54027269 File: 549 KB, 498x347, ALARMM!.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:29:59 2023 No.54027270 File: 201 KB, 710x732, merch-did1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54026918

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:30:01 2023 No.54027272 [DELETED]

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>JPM calls large SVB depositors to tell them to run from SVB
>$45 billion bankrun overnight
>FDIC now likely to sell SVB to JPMorgan

JPMorgan ordered a killshot on SVB just like they did with Washington Mutual in 08.
They'll get billions in SVB assets for pennies on the dollar. How is this legal?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:30:50 2023 No.54027293 File: 493 KB, 828x1442, 6F9AD979-5AE2-469C-B68C-E013C06F42A7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ah fuck me I haven’t cashed my check from these cocksuckers yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:31:43 2023 No.54027308 It's going to be like 2008 all over again. BUY when the banks are CHEAP. BUY GOLD AND SILVER. BUY PROPERTY.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:31:59 2023 No.54027319 >>54023757 Omg the FDIC WORKS! Red wojaks btfo. I love the federal government, new American century let’s goooooo! Listen to Peter Zeihan, the guy knows his shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:32:12 2023 No.54027321 File: 1.99 MB, 429x600, moass4themoass.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024080 The only safe hedge in this scenario is GME. WAGMI https://youtu.be/2LE0KpcP05I

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:32:18 2023 No.54027324 >>54027197 >some stupid startup that does the job of the HR deparment for them come on...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:32:46 2023 No.54027337 >>54027272 >FDIC now likely to sell SVB to JPMorgan There isnt really any evidence of that yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:32:56 2023 No.54027342 >>54027293 DO NOT REDEEM

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:33:16 2023 No.54027348 File: 6 KB, 282x179, index.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SVB is not a real bank We purposefully financed it wrong, as a joke.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:34:14 2023 No.54027369 File: 53 KB, 370x493, 1599800595056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54027251 Its the check engine light for WV golfs, anyway sign your in to piss away a lot of cash

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:34:15 2023 No.54027370 >>54027143 imagine simping for fake goverment money

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:34:16 2023 No.54027371 >>54024282 The lightning will stuff them again

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:34:44 2023 No.54027379 >>54027324 I agree, it is stupid, but that's exactly what they do

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:35:31 2023 No.54027388 [DELETED]

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>>54027319
Hello yes. FDIC! I need my 200 million moved out of SVB immediately!
$250,000 is all I was insured for... but I had 200 million how will I pay my employees and business expenses...
Why are you laughing?
No I will not hold.
Okay I'll wait...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:35:59 2023 No.54027401 >>54023757 I'M TO YOUNG TO FACE A SYSTEMATIC BANKING COLLAPSE

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:37:16 2023 No.54027417 >>54026085 A lot of these tech companies are not as smart as you think they are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:38:00 2023 No.54027437 File: 61 KB, 658x613, 1670561723435599.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] henlo what is USDC and why is it depegging?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:38:09 2023 No.54027440 File: 3.07 MB, 498x493, kys.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54027370

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:38:45 2023 No.54027449 [DELETED]

>>54027401
Being young is a benefit the best things in this situation is to be young because you can work out of it. Imagine being a boomer and not recognizing how bad this is and your retirement is now getting destroyed because you didn't switch it over to a low risk fund.

>>54026085
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH BOY are you a tourist from another board? Because you have no idea how bad this shit is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:39:20 2023 No.54027457 >>54027417 retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:39:47 2023 No.54027467 THE US GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO BAIL OUT SVB RIGHT FUCKING NOW. >b-b-b-but MUH TAX DOLLARS IF YOU DONT BAIL THEM OUT YOU WILL PAY FOR IT REGARDLESS IN HIGHER PRICES FOR EVERYTHING TECHNOLOGY RELATED

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:40:20 2023 No.54027482 >>54027107 >No company will fail because of this. not even my biotech fish farming startup?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:40:50 2023 No.54027495 File: 559 KB, 692x818, 1677597000421878.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023788 This. >>54023789 No. >Meme bank didn't hold enough customer deposits Wow! Fractional banking. How does it work?

>>	SAGE Sat Mar 11 01:41:05 2023 No.54027500 >>54023757 What does this have to do with crypto? All fields frens

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:41:39 2023 No.54027507 File: 2.86 MB, 640x480, 8995956334.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /pol/ here. accelerate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:41:55 2023 No.54027513 >>54027467 Pffft. The US government doesn't bail out banks. The Federal Reserve does and they are committed to beating inflation which means there will be no bail outs. It's not 08 these are the sins of 08 coming to haunt us.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:41:59 2023 No.54027517 >>54027467 This. It won't even be your tax dollars that pay for it. Let Bill Gates foot the bill.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:42:01 2023 No.54027519 File: 251 KB, 400x400, 183876238622342.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] good thing i have all my money in TCGs

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:42:01 2023 No.54027518 /out/ here my lake is full of bass and catfish will this affect me?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:42:05 2023 No.54027520 File: 53 KB, 1171x363, 20230310_211302.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who could have seen this coming??

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:42:25 2023 No.54027525 File: 295 KB, 480x640, enol.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54027440 did i make you upset anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:42:36 2023 No.54027529 >>54027513 >they are committed to beating inflation by printing money?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:42:45 2023 No.54027532 >>54023789 IT JUST DID AND STILL DOES, OK?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:43:03 2023 No.54027536 >>54024731 Godskin Noble

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:43:22 2023 No.54027539 >>54027518 Worm prices are going to go through the roof. Dig while you can.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:43:52 2023 No.54027551 File: 2.91 MB, 720x900, 1670000850795604.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54027525 never

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:45:32 2023 No.54027589 File: 634 KB, 757x718, 1678395871869953.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should I pull my savings out of the bank?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:45:35 2023 No.54027591 File: 1.28 MB, 1538x1166, 1678478832773190.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54027539

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:46:00 2023 No.54027605 [DELETED]

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>>54027495
>Wow! Fractional banking. How does it work?
Fractional reserve banking was suspended during the pandemic and still is. We're in Italian bench market mode right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:46:01 2023 No.54027606 File: 28 KB, 124x128, 1644021848890.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 You startup babbies are fucked

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:46:57 2023 No.54027627 >>54027529 the fed is not printing money at the moment

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:48:47 2023 No.54027661 >>54027401 You misspelled semite

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:48:57 2023 No.54027667 >>54027519 finally, my boxes of 2018 bullshit will be worth more than $140

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:49:05 2023 No.54027671 File: 82 KB, 944x592, Screenshot from 2023-03-10 17-46-25.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It took 2 days for Charles Schwab to lose 2 years worth of growth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:49:20 2023 No.54027677 >>54027388 https://youtu.be/3UDH5WwgsEI

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:50:16 2023 No.54027693 >>54026085 >Uber >smart

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:50:20 2023 No.54027694 >>54027457 >increasingly nervous bull sweating as he stands at the precipice

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:50:27 2023 No.54027695 >>54027308 MBS were part of their assets. This will cascade into property obviously.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:50:43 2023 No.54027701 >>54027671 ok, that's a bit concerning

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:50:44 2023 No.54027703 >>54027591 I should go to church

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:51:04 2023 No.54027716 File: 44 KB, 294x235, 1676243488786207.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024217 Like a Dave Chappelle Sketch, clown world needs to stop soon

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:51:16 2023 No.54027720 File: 138 KB, 1002x1000, 1616286477723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /trash/ reporting in, holding cash What the did the hooknoses do this time?

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:51:34 2023 No.54027727 [DELETED]

>>54027449
i'm only 26 with a average salary of 50k/ year salary

and 5k of credit card debt. its over anon.

unironically, my boomer father will get through with this. He isn't over leveraged and invest in business that practically run themselves like laundromats

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:52:09 2023 No.54027738 >>54027495 >Wow! Fractional banking. How does it work? it doesnt

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:52:18 2023 No.54027745 [DELETED]

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>>54027529
Oh boy.

The current FED is trying to limit money printing and has rose rates at a speed not seen since the 80s. This is a repercussion of the money printing this same FED did. The issue is raising rates hurts banks, which in turn hurts business, which hurts consumer spending which lowers inflation.

See this man. Jews fear this man more then Hitler because he did something they still wet themselves over. It's time you learned about the 80's and the Volcker shock.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:54:42 2023 No.54027787 >>54027727 >only 5k of credit card debt Just pay it off lol. What are your investment allocations you have a salary so I know you have a 401k. >>54027720 The usual gooning is tax free for now. Don't keep your money locked up in banks for a while.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:56:11 2023 No.54027808 >>54027606 My startup is in the recruitment market, we just contracted a 200k bank credit aswell as 125k public founding. If the employment market crashes we're so fucked, thank god I didn't contract anything with personal liability lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:56:20 2023 No.54027810 File: 75 KB, 758x1024, 1678493093332073m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024217 Wow. Diversity hires. How could this go wrong?

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:56:38 2023 No.54027814 [DELETED]

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>>54024711
>make money
>take money out of bank
>golem stops you on the route
>hey sir do you have any money on you
>yee.. yes sir
>how much
>50k but it's to do.. home improvements
>sorry sir you can't take more than 10k in cash and you may be a terrorist this limit has not been updated since 1970 when a house was 15k usd but that's not my problem
>money seized
>us government bypasses constitution by doing a trial against the money instead of you
>us gov vs 50k usd cash
>mfw

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:57:40 2023 No.54027829 File: 469 KB, 500x375, 000000000_43.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /mlp/ here shidding and farding like usual

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:58:40 2023 No.54027843 [DELETED]

>>54027188
>Why does this matter because it meant banks can't get free money. If they need to borrow money then the bank needs to pay with interest and this hurts the banks. SVB was handing out a lot of risky loans and well when the Tech Start Ups failed the loans stopped being repayed. Causing SVB to take on debt to sustain itself.
interesting. How risky were these loans, exactly?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:59:59 2023 No.54027867 >>54026769 What the fuck they are two separate people?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:00:17 2023 No.54027872 >>54027843 They're bankrupt

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:00:18 2023 No.54027873 >>54024080 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUZHtlysIBg

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:00:30 2023 No.54027876 File: 475 KB, 512x640, 1678269121672311.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 Monday is going to be fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:00:34 2023 No.54027879 I'm a retard swedish neet and I'm only here for the happening what does this mean?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:00:38 2023 No.54027881 >>54027843 They would probably fund things like Juicero and Smalt

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:00:48 2023 No.54027886 File: 45 KB, 217x209, 1415776755221.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/biz/ sticky RARE

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:00:49 2023 No.54027887 >>54027694 ok retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:00:54 2023 No.54027891 File: 833 KB, 220x313, 1659061757992926.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw MOASS

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:02:05 2023 No.54027906 File: 61 KB, 680x347, ba.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54027886 Not as rare as you may think, also fuck the janny that put "the end of evangelion" song as the board background music during march 2020

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:02:20 2023 No.54027915 File: 70 KB, 1024x575, rolling-coal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /o/ reporting

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:03:03 2023 No.54027925 >>54027507 RULES OF NATURE

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:03:32 2023 No.54027936 Would be hilarious of Biden cancel FDIC insurance for non niggers and non women.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:03:32 2023 No.54027937 File: 83 KB, 905x1024, 1676854272003807m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54026890 >tfw hell baal drops tyreal's

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:03:47 2023 No.54027942 File: 105 KB, 600x450, 1676146290653615.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /ck/ here! time to oil up

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:04:01 2023 No.54027951 >>54027677 truly comfy music to listen to while all my savings evaporate into nothingness

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:04:19 2023 No.54027958 >>54027879 Bank runs have begun

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:04:43 2023 No.54027965 >>54027936 go back to /pol/

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:05:30 2023 No.54027981 [DELETED]

>>54027787
no retirement in anyway. i just liquidated my 30k portfolio it so our family could have several nest egg when interest rates were near 0%

2 business and 2 house.

all the while while paying for a masters degree

hard assets mean nothing to complete banking failure

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>>54027369
I have always loved VW Golfs, and just yesterday someone told me they're costly. I didn't even know. Now you're telling me this.
Do they really suck?
I don't want to tell you what I drive because it's a '22 Hyundai

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:08:01 2023 No.54028029 File: 10 KB, 537x399, Hang in There.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /vg/ /funkg/ reportan

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:08:12 2023 No.54028033 File: 609 KB, 630x494, 1678194758725111.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54027965 Shut the fuck up, shill.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:08:29 2023 No.54028038 >>54027965 Corrupt US government policy towards banking is why we're even having this conversation. The membranes between the worlds of /biz/ and /pol/ have worn thin with auspicious stars. Tonight, we are one board.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:08:50 2023 No.54028046 >>54023757 I had a friend who had tons of puts on this. Is he rich now or do they expire?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:08:57 2023 No.54028049 >>54027965 Oooo, testy, huh? Are you some tech fag watching the modern Sodom and Gomorrah explode in an inferno?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:09:38 2023 No.54028060 >>54027936 Don't give him any ideas. You just KNOW one of his staffers has already brought this idea up to him within the past 24 hours.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:09:44 2023 No.54028062 File: 75 KB, 640x480, 1675585581672387.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /o/tist reporting in

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:10:18 2023 No.54028070 Just got an email from management that my company and all of our clients have accounts here Its fucking over

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:10:48 2023 No.54028083 >>54027251 I've an oxygen sensor fault engline light for nearly 3 years couldn't give a fuck fuck emissions filters

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:10:54 2023 No.54028086 >>54028033 >>54028049 How do you fall for bait this shitty?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:11:44 2023 No.54028105 File: 126 KB, 1156x1026, FmKI7XHXwAA7TD-.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54025274 Like another anon said: metals.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:11:55 2023 No.54028111 >>54023857 /o/ here, lamenting that i'll never be able to buy my dream car

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:12:59 2023 No.54028127 [DELETED]

>>54023757
old fart who watched the 2008 crash live over months; ama

>>54027876
maybe. It's the crisis of confidence which sets things off. With this bank gone, other banks are now rethinking their risk; and if there are any mutual clients who relied on debt to stay afloat; they'll find themselves getting capital calls from multiple banks at once. Meanwhile; this will also freeze up credit lines between banks; which caused a whole new world of problem in 2008

>>54027745
No, it's more like... the fed is trying to get his friend of cocaine, and the friend keeps saying "if I can't have more I'll die"

>>54027513
the bigger problem is that the artificially low rates have prevented the nation from making up the money borrowed during the last crash. So instead of a bazooka in his pocket; they've got nothing.

>>54027500
there's an old phrase which says "you can't cheat an honest man". In practical terms, that means the best suckers are those who go in thinking they're going to cheat everyone else.

>>54027308
not gold and silver; but yes on property (if/when the price collapses, especially commercial), and probably yes on the better bank stocks. Sitting on cash right now is not bad either, in spite of what most will say.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:13:18 2023 No.54028134 File: 321 KB, 724x494, kpM1qj6wmfo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] are people with savings/checkings in top 5 commercial banks fucked? what about credit unions? can someone hold my hand?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:14:25 2023 No.54028147 4Chan is so quick to overblow things lol. Nothing's gonna happen. How many happenings can there be that never "happen" for you dummies to get it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:15:28 2023 No.54028161 >>54028086 How do you know it’s bait? Some anons genuinely want containment boards.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:15:41 2023 No.54028168 [DELETED]

>>54027843
Loans to tech start ups?
>Approximately 90% of startups will fail.
Very risky. Basically if I did a Tech Start Up took out a loan blew the money on dumb shit like diversity hires, advertising, and paying myself and I declare bankruptcy on the Start Up while making 0 or worse negative profit (basically taking out more loans to keep the company afloat... this happened A LOT) then the bank is at a lose on the loan meaning the bank lost the money people who deposit their money into the bank gave them. Now USUALLY this is not a problem because the bank can take a loan from another bank to cover themselves. The issue is SVB failed meaning they couldn't pay back the money they borrowed and they couldn't pay back the people who deposit money. This is where the problem begins because for you and me who probably don't keep all their wealth or have enough wealth to worry about this is annoying but we won't get hurt since FDIC covers the cost... the issue is all accounts over the $250,000 coverage are fucked beyond belief.

Say you have 1 million you only get 25% of your money.
Say you have 10 million you will only recoup 2.5% of your account.
Say you have 100 million you will only get .25% of the total account back.

So it is a real fucking problem when payrolls and multi million dollar companies have their funds evaporate with no idea if they will ever get them back. And the only way to get them back is more loans from banks to other banks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:15:48 2023 No.54028171 File: 486 KB, 721x963, 1664293145948.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you ok Ameribros?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:15:59 2023 No.54028175 File: 52 KB, 480x360, 2D502E8F-02D3-4875-A1B0-4B653A852654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /co/ reporting, been posting twitter screenshots

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:16:22 2023 No.54028184 >>54023857 /fit/ reporting. I'm about to start milking women as a free alternative to whey if this shit goes down

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:16:55 2023 No.54028191 >>54023757 BOOMERS AND OLDFAGS PLEASE with your infinite wisdom to a humble zoomer: "how do weather this storm" >inb4 you say christ

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:17:23 2023 No.54028196 File: 96 KB, 1024x576, 1678500015266922m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54027965 Hmm, I am beginning to notice a pattern...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:17:25 2023 No.54028197 File: 3.71 MB, 960x720, Its.a.Wonderful.Life.1946.2160p.BluRay.REMUX.HEVC.TrueHD.2.0-FGT.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54028147 haha ok

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:17:46 2023 No.54028202 >sticky thread is 4 hours old >only 600 replies kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:17:51 2023 No.54028203 >>54028191 Dried black beans, rice, canned sardines, and a solar panel with an induction heater to cook on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:18:16 2023 No.54028212 >>54028196 those are some fake ass names

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:18:24 2023 No.54028213 >>54028191 kill yourself you had 3 years to accoomulate t. highest iq zoomer

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:19:24 2023 No.54028229 >>54028191 Invest in Total Market ETFs, Precious Metal probably and bonds. Also >>54028203 BEENZ and DEENZ are a strong investment strategy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:19:28 2023 No.54028230 >>54028171 No, and neither are you. Our funny money undergirds this whole stupid system.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:19:29 2023 No.54028231 >>54028196 3>1>4>2

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:19:52 2023 No.54028239 >>54028184 smart lad now drop and give me 20.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:20:34 2023 No.54028250 File: 75 KB, 1024x768, 1673459948955624.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54028212 It was common for eastern European immigrants to change their names when they came to the US.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:21:03 2023 No.54028260 File: 469 KB, 1200x1600, gaz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54028203 >a solar panel with an induction heater to cook on fuck that. get one of picrel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:21:47 2023 No.54028273 >>54028260 How are you gonna refill it, genius? Solar panel and a car battery will work for years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:22:14 2023 No.54028281 >>54028273 BOIL BROS WE GOT A CHANCE!

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:22:15 2023 No.54028283 [DELETED]

>>54024007
Can't keep blaming boomers, anon. This is unfortunately a millenial/zoomer issue. So much dogshit in the economy right now due to dogshit trends supported by dogshit kids and young adults. Boomers have absolutely no clue what the fuck is going on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:22:33 2023 No.54028290 You guys know how to grow your own food, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:22:37 2023 No.54028292 >>54028273 call up the company? Good luck running an induction cooker from a car battery and a solar panel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:23:02 2023 No.54028303 >>54024908 they will say they are taxing themselves 99% or some shit nobody will actually see that money

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:23:21 2023 No.54028311 >>54028283 No Boomers are VERY VERY responsible for this as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:23:36 2023 No.54028314 File: 347 KB, 1169x1865, AF28E9BF-6C5B-4C36-AB98-8DD65DAA38E6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 https://www.twitter.com/benmullin/status/1634373707727601664?s=46&t=lKHZFTG8lQ5RGYKBtNNSpA

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:23:51 2023 No.54028317 >>54028191 The Three B's Bullets Beans Bullion Stay safe, shoot straight, don't let them disarm you.

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>>54023857

i may be armed as a /k/ommando but i really don't want to take someone life

people forgot how bad katrina got WITH the niggers imagine if its nationwide

I remember hearing my much older brother walking armed with shotgun

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:25:17 2023 No.54028340 [DELETED]

>>54028283
The boomers made the school system shitty and mortgaged our future when they let investment banks off the hook for making illegal securities arrangements. Who tf makes up congress, the senate and the white house? Silent gen an boomers, simple as.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:25:22 2023 No.54028343 so what do I buy to take advantage of this

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:25:46 2023 No.54028349 File: 533 KB, 1176x884, 1678495888066179.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54028311 Maybe the whitehats pulled this off?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:26:14 2023 No.54028355 File: 30 KB, 719x691, 93316967-D843-4939-B38D-DB35B3CFA0B8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /pol/ reporting

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:26:23 2023 No.54028359 [DELETED]

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A shit ton of funded companies use SVB as their only bank account. They were known as a mainstay, and a pretty conservative bank, actually. They took on too many deposits in last 3 years and didn't manage risk.

Now, a ton of small companies can't run payroll and will vaporize in the next month. Employees maybe can hold out 1 or 2 paychecks, but that's gonna be it. Going to be a glut of people on the market very soon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:26:29 2023 No.54028361 >>54028343 Chainlink

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:27:24 2023 No.54028373 >>54028283 Who's got all the money right now, and thus all the power, anon? It ain't millenials, not even the richest among us, by any credible metric.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:27:29 2023 No.54028375 >>54028314 https://youtu.be/68eNX-u2nzg

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:27:32 2023 No.54028376 >>54028343 puts on coinbase

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:27:36 2023 No.54028378 >>54028317 as a australian, seeing americans face a crisis like this and the readiness to shoot one's neighbor imprints that americans are really savage and no better than the nigger they hate

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:28:19 2023 No.54028397 >>54028229 >bonds Literally why SVB got fucked. There's no point buying bonds if interest rates are due to continue increasing.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:28:37 2023 No.54028400 [DELETED]

>>54028349
Listen it's Jews we know it is Jews. They have done this before... 11 times actually. The market will rebound in 5-15 years things will be good and then they will do it again.

>>54028378
Didn't you have a guy dress up in armour and start shooting at people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:29:39 2023 No.54028418 >>54028292 >asked to provide means to survive collapse >presumes infrastructure will still be operating Bold strategy, cotton. Let's see how it works out for him. Even a damn microwave would be better than betting it all on gas.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:29:55 2023 No.54028424 >>54027495 Has anyone ever tried to FOIA these videos?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:30:01 2023 No.54028430 >>54028378 >australian Ok, Chang.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:30:07 2023 No.54028432 >>54028378 If you want to hear some real stories, check out what happened in a lot of places after the Soviet block fell. Your mileage might have varied, but true societal unpheaval is something that no society weathers politely.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:30:12 2023 No.54028434 [DELETED]

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>>54028378
Yeah, and you better watch out if you know what’s good for you. This shit leads to WWIII and guess how important Australia and Indonesia/Papua New Guinea are in the western pacific…

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:30:50 2023 No.54028454 >>54028397 I mean Treasury bonds not the same as what the Banks were using. High interest is good for bonds because it increases the pay out you receive when it matures.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:30:57 2023 No.54028458 File: 192 KB, 750x513, 1677809665055555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 I've been waiting for this sticky for like 8 hours, where have you jannies been? Anyways, whos ready for bank bail ins over the weekend?

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:31:25 2023 No.54028461 [DELETED]

>>54028418
one of those giant containers lasts me 3 months. there's no city gas here. So 4 of them would last a year. I have solar too, and induction. But a car battery is far from an ideal energy storage system, and one panel isn't enough. $400 of gas to last a year vs $1000s in batts and panels.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:32:10 2023 No.54028471 [DELETED]

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the REAL question is why the FUCK did NO ONE fucking TELL ME this shit was going to HAPPEN so i could FUCKING SHORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS SHIT
why the FUCK was there NOT a SINGLE thread about THIS even though i LURK this shitty ass BOARD looking for EASY ways to make lots of MONEY for AT LEAST 10 hours per DAY

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:32:23 2023 No.54028475 File: 157 KB, 1169x1041, 2B9D4678-2993-4017-82C3-48B3A672591E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 https://www.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1634374859043270678?s=46&t=lKHZFTG8lQ5RGYKBtNNSpA

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:32:24 2023 No.54028476 >>54028378 >as a australian stop reading there

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:33:05 2023 No.54028492 [DELETED]

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it's impacting larger companies too like Roku which I didn't expect. They have 487 million locked up with SVB, 26% of their cash.

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/10/roku-says-26percent-cash-reserves-stuck-in-silicon-valley-bank.html

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:33:09 2023 No.54028494 >>54023799 very mesmerizing

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:33:35 2023 No.54028502 >>54028471 Because everyone on modern 2023 /biz/ is gatekeepish about their actual good knowledge and only shares fud

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:33:46 2023 No.54028510 File: 115 KB, 1080x799, Screenshot_20220326_224513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /pol reporting

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:33:58 2023 No.54028512 >>54028471 It was on Smg for the past week or so, numbnuts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:34:19 2023 No.54028523 >>54028378 go fuck your dingo you faggot. Australians are always shitposters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:34:42 2023 No.54028534 >>54028492 Roku is fucked now

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:34:52 2023 No.54028536 File: 10 KB, 225x224, smugpepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw work for a company that rode out the 2008 recession without a single layoff Sounds like a whole lotta not my problem

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:34:59 2023 No.54028537 >>54028378 you "people" literally allowed your government to put you in internment camps over the flu

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:35:26 2023 No.54028544 >>54028458 Die for Israel no thanks

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:35:27 2023 No.54028546 >>54023799 American acrobats are really something.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:35:37 2023 No.54028550 [DELETED]

>>54028471
It was known as the most shorted stock in the world... where were you?

>>54028475
Elon won't do shit he is trolling.

>>54028492
>487 million
Sorry Roku but you are only covered for 250 thousand... no sir you will not be able to redeem.

>>54028510
We know get in we are trying to figure out how to profit off of this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:36:19 2023 No.54028560 File: 30 KB, 592x380, svb aaaaa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] whoops

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:36:26 2023 No.54028562 >>54028537 Their children were dragged kicking and screaming from their arms and they shrugged

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:36:59 2023 No.54028572 Nothing will happen anyway Some tech retards got BTFO Oh well moving on

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:37:17 2023 No.54028578 >>54023799 Now do you sticks understand this is the power of Americans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:37:34 2023 No.54028587 File: 3.67 MB, 1920x1080, feelingbetter.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54028560

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:37:38 2023 No.54028589 [DELETED]

>>54028454
Again same problem, if the interest rate is due to increase the value of the bond which is fixed at issument decreases, especially for treasuries, as it's then more preferable to buy bonds issued at higher rates. Only time bonds are a good asset is when rates stay stable or have little variance.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:38:06 2023 No.54028594 >>54023875 No. >>54028560

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:38:11 2023 No.54028596 bump

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:38:13 2023 No.54028599 File: 199 KB, 1080x1080, 1661452548830289.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /v/ reporting in

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:38:44 2023 No.54028615 >>54028134 I read an effort post somewhere that convinced me that the credit unions are even more liable to lose the money than traditional banking institutions. This was months ago. I’ve only retained the sentiment and not the particulars.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:38:47 2023 No.54028616 >>54028589 Sounds bullish for bonds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:38:48 2023 No.54028617 >>54028378 I'm really glad you're becoming a Chinese puppet like your neighbor New Zealand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:39:34 2023 No.54028632 ok so come monday how do i make money off this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:39:44 2023 No.54028638 File: 1.55 MB, 500x500, 09046e3736a4a60963c9b810be95bebb.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so... What should I do now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:39:58 2023 No.54028645 >make bank that exclusively gives money to tech companies >put all deposited money in a money market account that tracks tech companies who decided this was a good idea

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:39:58 2023 No.54028643 File: 14 KB, 221x259, O HAI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 >ALL BOARDS, REPORT IN /k/ LEADER STANDING BY BANK RUN LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:39:58 2023 No.54028644 >>54028202 Crypto dumped so bag holders are living ina cabin for a few days before checking their portfolios

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:40:03 2023 No.54028647 >>54028560 is there a way to know which startups kept most of their cash there, and which were only "involved" with the bank to the extent of a few forgotten million in an old, unimportant (to them) account?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:40:49 2023 No.54028663 File: 49 KB, 76x96, 1658966809373.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /a/ reporting

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:41:00 2023 No.54028667 [DELETED]

>>54028550
Make sure your gains aren't in fiat or digital currency I recommend land guns ammo and canned goods if this goes full send which is the plan (usher in New digital currency 24/7 tracking and real time remote asset seizure) money won't mean much. Land food and means of defense will be top investments bullets will be easier tools of trade than money. That's probably a big far out though in the meanwhile I would start shorting and hope the gains outpace the inflation and there is a bank to hold them that is trustworthy personally I wouldn't trust any aspect of the financial system this is just the beginning China has plans and the new currency brics nations are rolling out is backed by oil and gold rather than e-iou's

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:41:13 2023 No.54028671 >>54024217 I'm black, and this is worrisome. Gonna need at least one white man of Anglo-Germanic descent in there to calm my fears.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:41:27 2023 No.54028674 >>54026917 lol Lmao even

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:42:00 2023 No.54028685 >>54028616 It's not, if you want to buy bonds or treasuries buy them when the Fed clearly states they're holding rates stable with the intention of easing them after a set period of time. Ie sometime 2025.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:42:10 2023 No.54028687 >>54028638 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_3_-UrhZH0

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:42:49 2023 No.54028699 >>54028544 Checked and duck man seems to agree.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:43:03 2023 No.54028705 >>54023857 /qst/ reader standing by

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:43:20 2023 No.54028706 >>54028671 At a minimum a Latino. The point of diversity is to have people with different backgrounds and world views not.........?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:43:25 2023 No.54028707 They are exiting to buy in catgirl, Neuro Sama predicted it

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:43:31 2023 No.54028709 [DELETED]

>>54028647
If they even had cash. I'm sure a good percent of them have no cash, and are/were operating off the debt they were being provided by SVB.

So... you have the rich people and banker types putting in money to invest in the startups; and the startups sucking the money out on their new products.

Both will lose, but in different waves. For those startups not making profit already; they lose their operating capital pretty quick. For those who invested money; they will probably lose all; unless the money was isolated in some way.

At the same time, all of the startups left out in the cold will be looking for new debt issuers; with a bunch of startups flooding the market looking for money people probably won't want to loan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:44:17 2023 No.54028722 File: 2.94 MB, 4032x3024, kkk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /k/ reporting in

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>>54023857
May the Peace be with you ; /x/ Here, on behalf of the Great Goddess of the Night.

Considering baking a ritual to make sure this parody of a financial system falls apart for good. Is it really necessary, though? I hate working for nothing...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:44:28 2023 No.54028727 >>54028647 Also, a naive question about FDIC: if SVB is bought by a bigger bank like JPMorgan, which some posts here have alluded to happening, what does that mean for the defunct bank accounts?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:44:35 2023 No.54028730 >>54025665 Well, well, well, I hope this centralized stablecoin doesn't make it out now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:44:55 2023 No.54028734 >>54028722 sweet garand, love mine

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:46:38 2023 No.54028764 >>54028727 JPM would bail them out and make those accounts whole if they did, all at cost to themselves if they did.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:46:49 2023 No.54028768 >>54028739 >i would just go back to melbourne and get a better degree not if i shoot you first upside down abbo

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:47:30 2023 No.54028779 [DELETED]

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>>54028667
Best investment I made was in canning supplies so I could can my own food. Gonna start loading up on mason jars and lids again. Those fuckers always have a run when shit gets like this. Learn to can if you haven't it is such a stupidly useful skill.

>oh hey chicken is on sale for a steal but I can't eat it all at once
>can it whole, make canned soup

>oh shit a fruit or vegetable is on sale maybe someone I know grew to much
>can that shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:47:38 2023 No.54028783 >>54028647 Ask me why, I don't know thread theme (Verification not required.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuZkdeU54o0

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:48:46 2023 No.54028806 >>54024080 alternating between these two https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwxIGe1oOJQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY3ARtg2e08

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:50:18 2023 No.54028832 >>54028779 based canning anon. what's the advantage to canning over just freezing stuff? lasts longer? I have probably a years worth of frozen deer in my chest freezer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:51:18 2023 No.54028843 >>54024080 https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/150189

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:52:08 2023 No.54028859 File: 231 KB, 393x360, 1639171123551.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /vt/ here

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:52:38 2023 No.54028868 >>54028832 You don't need to plug a mason jar into an outlet dumby.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:53:04 2023 No.54028878 >>54025368 >mfw roblox i don't think you guys understand how many people literally make a living on that shit

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:53:09 2023 No.54028880 [DELETED]

>>54028832
>what's the advantage to canning over just freezing stuff?

In a true SHTF situation, the power will go out and your freezer is fucked. And even if it's only a recession, those big freezers eat up your electric bill, which will suck if your money situation is shitty

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:53:21 2023 No.54028885 [DELETED]

>>54028709
>At the same time, all of the startups left out in the cold will be looking for new debt issuers; with a bunch of startups flooding the market looking for money people probably won't want to loan.
Could this lead to a situation where the behemoths of Silicon Valley, essentially the FAANG companies, can vacuum up an entire market of dirt cheap startups and talent? Like a fire sale?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:53:35 2023 No.54028892 File: 118 KB, 268x221, 1678252989740415.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54028283 >blaming this mess on brainless zoomers The eternal boomer, nothing's ever your fault eh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:53:41 2023 No.54028893 >>54028868 I have 10kW of solar. I don't care if the grid explodes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:54:02 2023 No.54028896 File: 171 KB, 1280x1152, F7379C8D-210C-41AC-8FC1-1B86AE918668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /vp/ reporting in >Verification not required.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:54:26 2023 No.54028901 wtf fiatbros i thought the military solved this?!?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:54:39 2023 No.54028906 File: 45 KB, 498x277, IMG_20230311_021358_695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just buy this

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:55:01 2023 No.54028911 >>54028885 Oh sure. Depending on how back things were at a given startup; they could probably buy them out with little more than a promise to keep the payroll checks coming

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:55:24 2023 No.54028916 >>54023857 All over a nothingburger, buy signal

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:55:27 2023 No.54028917 NEXT UP JP MORGAN DONT GO TO THE BANK ON MONDAY AND WITHDRAW ALL YOUR MONEY IN CASH SIRS PLEASE DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:55:36 2023 No.54028919 >>54028880 thought this would be the answer. thanks. might see about getting into canning. We have a ton of freeze dried food and regular store bought canned food. But we've got solar and a generator too. Grid is unstable af here anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:55:44 2023 No.54028923 >>54023857 /gif/ here. Taking a break from cooming

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:56:36 2023 No.54028941 >>54028893 Until nigs steal/break your solar panels. Mason jars are forever. I just bury them like meat and vegetable treasures.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:56:36 2023 No.54028940 This is what happens when you bet against GME.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:59:09 2023 No.54028984 >>54024618 >impressed by FMJs I have armor piercing. It's not regulated, just expensive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:59:11 2023 No.54028985 >>54028492 TOP KEK NO REFUNDS NO RUKU BOXY

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 02:59:49 2023 No.54028996 >>54028038 Beautiful anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:00:15 2023 No.54029008 Bong here, when will it affect me?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:01:25 2023 No.54029030 File: 15 KB, 369x370, 1438662884145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP MY MONEY

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:01:33 2023 No.54029031 [DELETED]

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>>54024282
>Just curious should leafs be concerned?
Yes. Trudeau finished selling off the last of Canada's gold reserves a few years ago so the Canadian government is in deep with no cover. If there is a global banking crisis and paper money fails Canada has nothing to turn back to. Best of luck bud.

https://www.investmentwatchblog.com/canada-canada-sells-its-goldunder-trudeau-bank-of-canada-has-only-77-ounces-of-gold/

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:02:05 2023 No.54029038 File: 7 KB, 452x467, 1678498218211029.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] In before the Jews somehow win again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:02:15 2023 No.54029043 >>54028919 Lasts longer, less at risk. Also there are things like sauces, pickling, fermentation and so on that just work better with canning... finally mason jars are just an extremely useful thing to have around.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:02:20 2023 No.54029046 [DELETED]

>>54028378
>readiness to shoot one's neighbor
The fuk you talking about? The tech bros affected are 10000x more likely to deal with this by taking off their Lululemmon Mens tights and asking their wives to peg them in the ass than shoot their neighbor. Its a very very calm area.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:02:29 2023 No.54029049 >>54023857 Put me in the screen cap.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:03:17 2023 No.54029069 >>54029008 did lehman brothers collapse affect the UK in 2008? (the answer is yes britanon).

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:03:20 2023 No.54029072 >>54029031 >in deep with no cover lmao the retard thinks gold reserves cover you against anything it's the canadian economy that covers itself

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:03:33 2023 No.54029076 >>54028492 Oh no will my netflix and Peacock still work on my TV?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:04:18 2023 No.54029088 >>54029043 thanks, any good resources on learning to can, or just in the pressure cooker and cook for a bit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:04:18 2023 No.54029087 >>54028779 You can fucking CAN chicken?! WTF WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:05:08 2023 No.54029097 >>54029030 lumber.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:05:15 2023 No.54029098 >>54024359 >biz is dead its better this way, at least there are some quality discussions here now

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:05:23 2023 No.54029100 >>54023799 Look how the gut is the center of gravity, jesus

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:06:19 2023 No.54029118 [DELETED]

The Federal Reserve will stop raising rates now that they realize the economy is more fragile than they thought.
They just popped the tech bubble and an entire bank, the second largest bank collapse in US history. JPow will realize that he has to stop double-jumping up the mountain and assess the terrain.
As a result, inflation will continue. Prices are going to get worse. Yes, most price inflation today is due to supply-side constraints, but the Fed was at least able to do something about consumer demand by raising rates.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:06:48 2023 No.54029126 File: 116 KB, 1280x720, 02b0fc4b-untitled-design-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /SP/ HERE LOOKS LIKE SVB IS GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BUT WE'LL SEE HOW THEY RESPOND COMING INTO THE SECOND HALF...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:07:17 2023 No.54029134 BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:07:35 2023 No.54029138 >>54024400 Cramer's kiss of death strikes again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:08:18 2023 No.54029153 File: 101 KB, 914x1024, 1677235517217642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >sticky

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:08:29 2023 No.54029156 Hi, is this a US only thing or will it spread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:08:45 2023 No.54029160 >another tech bubble bursting techtards BTFO. Maybe its time for these yuppy nerds to learn how to farm

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:09:01 2023 No.54029164 >only 800 replies after 5 hours biz is dead

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:09:24 2023 No.54029171 [DELETED]

Do a cash flow audit of your household expenses. At least 10% of each paycheck MUST go into your portfolio. Cut where you can and make it happen. Pursue a diverse, long-term 60/40 investment strategy. That's 60% securities (mutual funds and ETFs), 40% bonds, 0% crypto. Get a skill. Skilled labor is the best way to bargain for higher wages.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:10:57 2023 No.54029198 >>54029171 >globohomo financial system collapsing buy ETFs guys. kek.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:11:04 2023 No.54029199 Who lost more of other people's money, SVB or SBF?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:11:34 2023 No.54029207 >>54025741 Learn2Farm & Learn2Repair next

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:12:04 2023 No.54029213 >>54029156 It's an Israel thing. Scared yet?

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:12:59 2023 No.54029231 [DELETED]

>>54029118
This will affect the world economy because the Russo-Ukrainian War in ongoing, the pero dollar still exists, and the USD is still the world reserve currency. If the USD inflates, the Eurodollar also inflates. Trade gets more costly in the rest of the world. Remember what happened to Sri Lanka and Pakistan last year? That ongoing cost-of-living crisis in the UK? Yeah, more of that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:13:03 2023 No.54029232 Are we doomed or not?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:15:38 2023 No.54029273 >>54029207 >Learn2Repair this one may not be so bad. i know like 5 people with broken dishwashers right now (including me)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:16:05 2023 No.54029281 >>54029030 mattress

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:16:23 2023 No.54029291 >>54025687 kek, seething democlap

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:16:33 2023 No.54029294 >>54029164 Maybe don’t pin a nothingburger like a retard?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:16:50 2023 No.54029300 >>54023857 /p/ here, about to take pictures of my stuff before selling it all on facebook marketplace

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:16:51 2023 No.54029301 File: 829 KB, 698x800, ozutsu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /jp/ here, ready for shtf.

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Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:17:07 2023 No.54029308 [DELETED]

>>54029198
Definitely the collapse of neo-liberal fiscal policy. It'll take some more time, but we'll get there. No one knows what ideology will replace it and I don't think it even exists yet, but it will happen.

This is the tech bubble finally bursting. It's definitely significant, but it's not a full-blown financial collapse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:17:42 2023 No.54029319 File: 362 KB, 2560x1319, barrett-m82.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024618 Yes. In most states if you have $11,000 you can even buy a rifle capable of shooting down a helicopter. (Except in California of course.)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:18:05 2023 No.54029326 File: 360 KB, 720x938, 20220507_184636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm glad things turned out this way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:18:05 2023 No.54029327 >>54029164 Because this is also being discussed in smg retard.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:18:31 2023 No.54029338 [DELETED]

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>>54029088
The Ball Blue Book. It's basically the bible for canning. >>54029087 It also tells you how to can meat my edition mentions squirrel and rabbit as well as poultry like chicken and game birds. Also how to can stocks. Extremely useful also just good in practice since even if SHTF is not happening it is fun to can your own salsa or what ever and give it out as gifts.

Alright enough shilling Ball Mason jars.

>>54029156
The US Dollar is the Global Reserve currency. EVERYONE.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:19:27 2023 No.54029358 >>54029301 Must have been a brutal accident that put you in a coma for 4 years. The world ended in March 2020 and we're post-apocalyptic at the moment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:19:35 2023 No.54029362 File: 1.27 MB, 500x281, 1678032730784929.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bros, I'm a 24 yr old NEET heavily reliant on my sister's Data Entry money. How fucked am I?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:20:04 2023 No.54029374 >>54029338 thanks anon. will check it out. But going out for beers now, before the world ends kek. see ya

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:21:49 2023 No.54029405 >>54029072 >lmao the retard thinks gold reserves cover you against anything >it's the canadian economy that covers itself Bless your heart, Leaf.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:21:54 2023 No.54029407 [DELETED]

This is going to be very bad for the California economy and it will be an accelerant for the Calexodus.
Software engineers will start going to Pittsburgh and Houston to modernize US heavy industry.
Apps like 'Spotify but for dogs with anxiety' will be no more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:22:19 2023 No.54029416 I know /biz/ is the worst board to ask for this kind of advice but is it a good strategy to buy a shitload of burger bonds now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:24:31 2023 No.54029461 >>54029407 don't american states already export their problems like homelessness to each other? what more than several codemonkeys

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:25:04 2023 No.54029470 >>54029416 Yes. Inflation will get worse as the Fed eases off the rates pedal. They'll stop raising rates because this is now the second bubble they've popped in 6 months. US T and I bonds are traditionally good hedges against inflation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:25:21 2023 No.54029476 >>54029362 interesting, i thought data entry was now all done by SE asians for 25 cents a day. I am surprised that you can make enough money doing it to support two people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:25:34 2023 No.54029481 >>54029407 I heard in a thread that Pittsburgh metro has a population of 2m and is over 85% white. How true is this and what are the financial implications of a whiteboi stronghold? Is this the final frontier?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:25:42 2023 No.54029484 >>54029407 good!

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:26:08 2023 No.54029493 [DELETED]

>>54029126
I'm sorry, but did SVB already lose? Oh, that's right. The trimester isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only march. Does not having liquidity in march count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the money printer is still on? SVB is being insured right now and they have been the best lenders in the tech industry for how many years now? They're lending to some of the dumbest companies in silicon valley who just happened to do a bank run because they're feeding off the energy of a market panic in a friday Night. But you know what? Their hands are fucking weak. The SVB is one of the best fucking banks in the USA, they got 487mil from roku last year and would of raised enough capital if deposit holders didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when SVB gets bailed and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the FDIC shut SVB down just when they needed a distraction to the debt ceiling issue, just like Obama did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-SVB topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking banks on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:29:47 2023 No.54029550 [DELETED]

>>54029481
Pittsburgh solved the rust belt's offshoring problem by investing heavily in education. They are now the center of precision manufacturing and robotics in the US.

Houston is the largest city close to Mexico. They can do precision engineering of machine parts and send them to Mexico to be cheaply assembled.

The economy doesn't care about your race, retard. It only cares about how little it can pay you to work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:29:51 2023 No.54029552 File: 107 KB, 1080x868, IMG_20230311_041750_327.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:31:07 2023 No.54029581 [DELETED]

>>54029118
He's not going to stop raising rates just because something broke in the economy. This was planned for and intended, and inflation still has a long way to go before its tamed. That being said, we will probably get a 25 bps hike this month instead of the initially forecasted 50 bps, but with the soft landing fallacy off the table now, it wont be the bullish indicator you think it will. We are past the point now of just simply waiting for a pivot.

>>	IT COULD BE WORSE Sat Mar 11 03:32:26 2023 No.54029609 File: 2 KB, 125x117, stealmysunshine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how low can (YOU) go?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:32:56 2023 No.54029618 >>54028378 A,Erica was born in blood, cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:33:42 2023 No.54029638 >>54028878 >i don't think you guys understand how many people literally make a living on that shit Exactly why it deserves to fucking crash. Time for zoomers to get a real job.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:35:01 2023 No.54029656 [DELETED]

>>54029581
If what you're saying is true, then rates will continue to go up and this ongoing 'recession' will continued to be contained in the tech and biotech sectors. NASDAQ and NASDAQ-adjacent businesses will keep getting hard fucked while construction, manufacturing, energy and agriculture keep performing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:35:11 2023 No.54029661 File: 250 KB, 1029x978, ilovemybank.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:35:12 2023 No.54029663 >>54029550 It was rather a joke u mutt im not even white Are the universities in Pittsburgh that top notch though? Are they the next boston in terms of education?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:37:12 2023 No.54029679 File: 30 KB, 512x462, g (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/biz/ sticky

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:37:29 2023 No.54029686 >>54024016 Dat nigga need braces on his toes

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:38:27 2023 No.54029700 >>54029663 No. This is just student loan baggie cope.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:38:28 2023 No.54029701 File: 65 KB, 906x799, 04EE53E9-1B01-464F-A396-3F9CC162828C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big joe = joe lubin

>>	IT COULD BE WORSE Sat Mar 11 03:38:29 2023 No.54029702 File: 25 KB, 106x121, justbuy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54029679 btc not even 1k spx not even 2k

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:38:35 2023 No.54029703 File: 55 KB, 1024x723, 91FFA7FC-D27C-41BF-A2F1-79D0F7A6D250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Henlo frens how are yuo

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:38:42 2023 No.54029708 [DELETED]

>>54029663
For robotics and engineering yes. For everything else, hell no. Boston schools are still better at literally everything though. The thing that's different about Pittsburgh is that the schools and businesses are very closely intertwined. So you'll finish your engineering degree and immediately get poached by a local business.

>>	IT COULD BE WORSE Sat Mar 11 03:39:30 2023 No.54029725 File: 29 KB, 601x418, kebap.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54029703 drunk

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:39:38 2023 No.54029727 HI GUYS I'M TRANS AND I'M OP BTW

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:40:24 2023 No.54029737 >>54029656 Yep, that's my theory too. The Fed chose to sacrifice the most worthless, overpaid, non-essential industry (Tech) so the most productive people of society can be spared in keeping the country running effectively.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:40:39 2023 No.54029745 File: 244 KB, 1400x1400, waterbot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 SVB NOT NEEDED

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:42:16 2023 No.54029763 so its the holocaust for techfags?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:42:49 2023 No.54029771 >>54029737 The tech bubble was overdue. Raising rates was bound to make this happen. The tech bubble, social media, app economy etc was made possible by near 0 interest rates and thus cheap VC. The party is over and they're sending the kids home.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:43:46 2023 No.54029786 File: 580 KB, 739x739, 1658505915314.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54029703 Im pretty good hope you are well friend

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:45:11 2023 No.54029812 File: 250 KB, 1170x671, last tweet before bank goes backrupt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the last tweet the CEO made before her bank went to zero How do I profit from feminism? Go short on every company with a female CEO?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:46:20 2023 No.54029841 i live under rock, is something actually happening or can i go back under my rock?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:47:14 2023 No.54029856 >>54029812 Go short on the ETF ticker SHE. Yes... its real...

>>	IT COULD BE WORSE Sat Mar 11 03:47:40 2023 No.54029862 File: 104 KB, 530x650, wooflujah.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54029841 main st rekt in 2008, tech st rekt yesterday

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:48:13 2023 No.54029873 File: 86 KB, 559x486, kaiokek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54029812 lmao

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:48:48 2023 No.54029889

>>54029771
Also, demographics. Boomers are aging into retirement, taking their capital with them. Gen X, the smallest generation in recent history, is now of the age where they're investing for retirement and they don't have nearly as much aggregate capital as the boomers did at that age. Capital and thus VC is more expensive now than it was 10 years ago. Add that to the fed hikes and yeah. Live by the bubble, die by the bubble. Be it crypto, tech, whatever. Used cars is most likely the next bubble to pop. New cars after that. Lot of sub-prime defaults about to happen in automobile financing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:49:29 2023 No.54029898 File: 173 KB, 1077x818, Screenshot_20230310_224627_Twitter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's over for USDC lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:50:13 2023 No.54029918 File: 196 KB, 599x428, 20230302_113434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54025368 Roblox kept their money deposited at Silicon Valley Bank OOF

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:51:31 2023 No.54029950 File: 21 KB, 696x608, BF80F8A8-8012-4A45-8F7B-F4A50A319F40.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54029786

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:51:57 2023 No.54029954 >>54029862 so a bank went insolvent? how does this affect tech specifically?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:52:09 2023 No.54029963 >>54023757 Keep in mind that /biz/ is chock full of literal Down-Syndrome-tier retards. For example: >>54008513

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:52:23 2023 No.54029970 File: 44 KB, 989x247, what did she mean by this.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54029812 >CIO, not CEO still funny, possibly even more so

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:52:37 2023 No.54029977 >>54028492 Roku is the only company that makes a decent UI for smart TVs so this kinda sucks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:52:42 2023 No.54029979 >>54023757 I don't have alot of money, around 40k in my bank. It's a small credit union, is it safe to keep money in there? Or should i open an account with something bigger like bank of America?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:52:47 2023 No.54029980 File: 38 KB, 678x201, 2023-03-10_22-52-33.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kek, have fun swapping whatever you need to

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:53:06 2023 No.54029981

>>54029812
Capital for feminism comes mostly from local banks and credit unions. When the Wiccan polycule goes into the Forrest to start an apothecary (lavender soap company) that's where they get their small business loans from. If you want to profit off of feminism, the best you can do is buy shares in their competitors. P&G has better economies of scale than the Wiccans and will always outsell them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:53:41 2023 No.54029992 >>54029898 $3 billion in exposure, as of a story posted 11 minutes ago: https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/stablecoin-firm-circle-reveals-3-3-billion-exposure-to-silicon-valley-bank-1.1894066

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:54:19 2023 No.54030003 >>54026676 Signature Bank. I know multiple companies yanking all of their deposits right now. Everyone is bailing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:55:44 2023 No.54030026 File: 175 KB, 1752x355, hmm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54029812

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:55:44 2023 No.54030027 >>54029954 Go to Bing News and read an article you illiterate retard. This is The Big Story right now. Everybody's writing about it. You god damn child.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:56:56 2023 No.54030055 >>54029812 She was CIO of Boston Private, which was recently acquired by SVB. She had nothing to do with SVB's retarded decisions on its commercial bank assets. >in be4 hope she sees this

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:57:19 2023 No.54030063 File: 182 KB, 1280x1301, 4BRGYF7NY5DUFJYKA52ZH3RN3E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54029992 Circle Circle Dot Dot Now you have a cooties shot

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:57:21 2023 No.54030064 >>54030027 i have a parental filter to block everything except 4chan, just tell me what's happening bros

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:57:22 2023 No.54030065

>>54025534
>What have you people done? Who pissed off the AI that controls the markets?
If its anything like the 1987 stock market crash (look it up) then the trading algorithms tripped itself up (again, look it up, the stock market really broke itself in 1987).

This is the world we live in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:57:42 2023 No.54030076 File: 8 KB, 344x344, 6C2D17B1-28B7-4FB8-8762-C83B4C9C66DB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAHHHHH I HATE THE TOURISTS LEAVEEEEEE NOWWWWWWW

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:57:44 2023 No.54030080

>>54024080
>Sooner or later it all comes crushing down (crushing down)
>Crushing down (crushing down)
>When everyone's around
>I bet you would've paid up or you'll cash down (you'll cash down)
>And not make a sound (to make a sound)
>Everyone knows now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6frJ5IEA2Q

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:57:56 2023 No.54030085 >>54029979 If you have a balance smaller than $250,000 in an FDIC insured bank or credit union then you will be safe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 03:58:19 2023 No.54030090 >>54030064 either bad things or good things depending on how you look at it

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:00:09 2023 No.54030129 >>54024020 no no the normies want there money so they will vote for whoever turns the printer on the fastest

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:01:22 2023 No.54030161 >>54030076 This is the best thread this shit board has ever had. Go back to your shit coin pyramid scheme thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:01:39 2023 No.54030166 >>54024217 nogs everwgere nogs, but white men managed to do 1920x

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:02:07 2023 No.54030172 >>54029727 Shut up child molester, actual people are talking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:02:50 2023 No.54030186 >>54030172 This is me by the way and I'm also trans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:03:02 2023 No.54030192 File: 627 KB, 804x765, 1618951591213.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm posting in a sticky.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:03:03 2023 No.54030193 File: 66 KB, 831x823, sdf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:04:15 2023 No.54030211 >>54030193 Just goes to show the power of panic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:04:17 2023 No.54030214 >>54023757 WHERE ARE YOU INSURED FAGGOTS RIGHT NOW? Hahahahahahaha told you and you fucjs didnt listen

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:04:24 2023 No.54030218 >>54029898 $43 billion circulating supply, 3.5 billion operating cash lost to SVB collapse. (likely all their money). get out of usdc now if you have any.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:04:29 2023 No.54030220 File: 54 KB, 680x580, 63DFF5BC-057E-4919-836F-C5A6E3356F49.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54030161 Fuck you, retarded /pol/ niggers are EVERYWHERE right now telling me how banking akshually works

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:06:02 2023 No.54030244 File: 454 KB, 1140x855, patrolling the candy and snacks aisle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 posting in epic bread, welcome to GFC2

>>	IT COULD BE WORSE Sat Mar 11 04:06:47 2023 No.54030257 File: 49 KB, 934x922, knoccknocc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >who's there?

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:06:47 2023 No.54030258

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/10/silicon-valley-bank-customers-scramble-to-meet-payroll-pay-bills.html
>SVB was started in 1983 and, according to its written history, was conceived by co-founders Bill Biggerstaff and Robert Medearis over a poker game.
The official history of this company alleges that it was founded by "Bill Biggerstaff". It was literally founded on a guy making a dick joke. no wonder it folded.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:08:18 2023 No.54030290

>>54030129
Yes, actually. The $SVB collapse may result in a liquidity crunch, making it even harder for the average person to finance the cost of staying alive. Beer and liquor are still cheap though. A fifth of vodka, a twelve pack of beer, and a month of Disney+ are still roughly $12 each. People will be too distracted to revolt for the foreseeable future.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:08:37 2023 No.54030296 >>54025947 >I keeps my cash under my bed. And the rest of my wealth in gold, silver, crypto and shitty cars. >aigmi? Unironically, yes probably.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:10:38 2023 No.54030335

>>54025424
but the bank your money land up in will fail before you can withdraw to cash

get x mill profit in tradeing account. That bank fails your fucked.

transfer the money to your local bank, it failis

try to withdraw x mill good luck.

Buy some property taxed to obilvion

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:10:43 2023 No.54030336 File: 8 KB, 250x238, 1677527397370858s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54026368 >where's Yellen?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:10:47 2023 No.54030338 File: 158 KB, 768x574, 10B6B22F-E524-4AF7-9BB4-78A0DB80393A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /n/ here, worried I wont be able to afford my dream gravel bike and will have to become a disgusting trainfag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:11:06 2023 No.54030345 File: 382 KB, 1920x1080, 1655176724029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54030193 Here's the chart of USDC from 2019 to present :/

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:11:52 2023 No.54030359 File: 71 KB, 1017x1024, 1675693864839206.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023839 Who are these strange men? Can I get a quick rundown?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:12:30 2023 No.54030368 >>5402566 stable coins can only ever be rugged, as the are a representation of something else and so will always delink

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:12:43 2023 No.54030375 File: 243 KB, 1022x950, DE177A8F-4067-49FB-AF28-168A5B13BA94.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whats the rub on SVB? I have unironically never heard of them before today. And what the fuck is this market cap chart?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:13:27 2023 No.54030382 >>54025956 >only 1000 posts >he's this new to 4chan YOU JUST GOT PUNKED!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:13:30 2023 No.54030386 >>54030375 Turns out they were the 16th largest bank in the US.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:13:49 2023 No.54030395 >>54030085 You know they raided the FDIC insurance fund in 2008 right? Do you think they are really reserving that money just for deposit insurance lol? They will spend that money to bailout their buddies. Deposit insurance is a fairy tale.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:13:54 2023 No.54030396 >>54026718 Based

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:14:30 2023 No.54030407 File: 443 KB, 640x640, Fdzq4_iaEAAnftI.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Can't stop inflation without breaking a few piggy banks Jack!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:15:58 2023 No.54030434 File: 255 KB, 900x856, 1678508157535.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When’s the last time /biz/ got a sticky?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:16:06 2023 No.54030441 >>54023757 All I want is for Americans to suffer as much as possible, so this is good news to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:16:34 2023 No.54030446 Tomorrow is the 15 year anniversary of "Bear Stearns is fine." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUkbdjetlY8

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:16:53 2023 No.54030451 >>54030085 FDIC has funds to cover roughly .5% of insured deposits. If there is ever a massive systemic issue the FDIC insurance will mean nothing

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:17:46 2023 No.54030462 >>54030441 We're coming for you next motherfucker Name your country and I'll explain five different ways it'll collapse before we even see a blip in white america

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:18:00 2023 No.54030465 >>54030434 FTX ponzi collapse? When the thieving scammer Samuel Bankman-Fried robbed billions?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:18:34 2023 No.54030473 >>54030451 >if

>>	IT COULD BE WORSE Sat Mar 11 04:19:29 2023 No.54030490 File: 49 KB, 1000x500, everytime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54030434 69k dump?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:19:50 2023 No.54030494 File: 37 KB, 941x667, Fq6N_vjX0AAcve6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 0.94 NOW >0.94 NOW 0.94 NOW >0.94 NOW 0.94 NOW >0.94 NOW 0.94 NOW >0.94 NOW

>>	IT COULD BE WORSE Sat Mar 11 04:21:20 2023 No.54030516 File: 340 KB, 506x437, yikess.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54030494 y ur chart so dif than mine i show 98

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:21:56 2023 No.54030526

>>54030395
If that were true, it would definitely be concerning and we'd be looking at a pretty wild cataclysm in the event of a financial collapse. However, I don't think this is a financial collapse. I think this is going to be a recession contained only to high-risk capital-dependant industries like tech and biotech. It started with crypto and it's moving down the chain. Watch the automotive market next, and then the real estate market.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:22:39 2023 No.54030536 File: 7 KB, 265x265, 1670548603272548.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do any of you find it strange this all went down on the eve of spring break?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:22:41 2023 No.54030537 File: 26 KB, 671x603, 1678505960209112.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54030516 Because it literally just flashcrashed, and your shit tool/site is behind

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:22:48 2023 No.54030539 can someone explain to me what happen to michael burry's account

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:23:27 2023 No.54030553 >>54030536 Interesting point. Think they want people undistracted with school for maximum panic?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:23:54 2023 No.54030558 File: 106 KB, 348x360, 1662256555075166.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024080 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PAzqBUNlCs

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:24:04 2023 No.54030562 File: 2.88 MB, 646x630, Anne Heechee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /pol/ reporting in, who needs some pervitin redpills?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:24:33 2023 No.54030571 >>54026482 8/10 good pasta. Very tasty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:24:34 2023 No.54030574 >>54030537 Why the fuck anyone would still have own crypto after FTX boggle the mind

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:25:09 2023 No.54030585 >>54030258 >Biggerstaff Best last name in history.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:25:19 2023 No.54030589 I’ve got 50k bet that they’re bailed out, don’t let me down biden

>>	IT COULD BE WORSE Sat Mar 11 04:25:20 2023 No.54030590 File: 3.38 MB, 388x292, factsjack.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54030537 gimme timeframe and zoom out

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:25:31 2023 No.54030594 >>54024643 wait till the year 3000 profit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:26:22 2023 No.54030613 File: 19 KB, 704x354, 1678507560090541.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:26:52 2023 No.54030622 how likely is this to domino up into something comparable if not worse relative to 2008

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:28:14 2023 No.54030645 I am so fucked I don't have a job. Should I IMMEDIATELY get one or keep try to get clients as a starting copywriter? I think I'm about to fuck my life up. I don't want to be part of the usual wagie life, but also don't want to receive gibs

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:28:19 2023 No.54030646 File: 825 KB, 926x696, misc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, LET IT ALL CRASH AND BURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:28:25 2023 No.54030649 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, 1578681345581.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /pw/ reporting in

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:28:30 2023 No.54030650 >>54030613 LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:30:00 2023 No.54030687 >>54030553 Opposite, people are traveling and drinking rn. No eyes on the news. They want those accounts full for the bail in

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:30:46 2023 No.54030703

>>54030622
Very fucking likely
CS delays their reports, which means the numbers have to be so fucking wrecked, that they are not ready to disclose them to the public yet.
https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/credit-suisse-delays-publication-annual-report-following-sec-call-2023-03-09/

If one of the biggest banks of the world is going to drop, then everybody is going to drop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:30:47 2023 No.54030704 >>54030687 priced out, bailed in

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:31:18 2023 No.54030712 >>54030622 Modern Economic policy is unsustainable in the long term anyways, it was always going to be something.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:31:26 2023 No.54030713
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>>54030613
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:31:30 2023 No.54030716 >>54030622 69% chance

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:31:31 2023 No.54030717 HOW TO SHORT USDC 100X LEVERAGED?????

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:32:41 2023 No.54030740 >>54030539 He nuked it after posting his last tweet >>54026528

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:33:31 2023 No.54030753 >>54030740 Again? Fuck sake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:34:12 2023 No.54030766 File: 2.92 MB, 500x606, 187.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54030703 >>54030712 i'm ready two dollars and forty cents or so in the bank bois 'ere we go

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:34:17 2023 No.54030768 >>54025490 >/k nah go suck a dick

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:34:18 2023 No.54030769 >>54030622 the next economic collapse will make 08 look like a joke

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:34:36 2023 No.54030778 File: 8 KB, 250x249, 1669500345563734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023799 At last, janny is in shape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:35:04 2023 No.54030788 >>54030589 Where do I bet on shit like this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:36:03 2023 No.54030811 >>54030766 Literally who the fuck would buy these dog shit stocks? LOL The bear lives, death to all you clowns lol

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:36:35 2023 No.54030816

>>54030462
Sweden. You don't have to convince me of anything since I already know we're going down the shitter.
I'm just happy that the people of the most evil and degenerate country in history will suffer immensely from their own corruption and incompetence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:37:07 2023 No.54030822 >>54026528 >qrd on Enron Fuck I’m old

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:37:08 2023 No.54030823 This is what we were waiting for. Banks have so many hidden skeletons in the closet

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:38:23 2023 No.54030841
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>>54027088
>Yeah bro, let us know when you start paying for things with gold shavings
We will be there soon and others have already been there for a while.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-10-20/venezuelans-break-off-flakes-of-gold-to-pay-for-meals-haircuts

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:38:32 2023 No.54030846 >>54026085 BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:38:37 2023 No.54030848 So what do I do bros? Am I supposed to just take out all the cash in my bank account? Isn't the cash going to be worth less anyway after they poof a bunch of money into existence to bail out the banks anyway? Is there any winning in this scenario?

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:39:01 2023 No.54030858

>>54030816
If you said a balkan shithole or some shitskin country I would have roasted you.
But I completely accept the consequences of what my own dogshit country had committed. Though I'll say that if Sweden was less cucked, it and Norway could have made it out of this alive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:39:37 2023 No.54030872 >>54024063 the music changed key

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:40:19 2023 No.54030883 >>54030848 The only decent way to make out of this scenario is having hard assets such as precious metals or property. It will hold your wealth, and when things calm down you can buy back into the market in good times.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:40:58 2023 No.54030899 >>54030589 THEY CAN'T BE BAILED OUT

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:41:47 2023 No.54030913 File: 244 KB, 1199x1600, 1668041245638930.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Posting in this historic sticky to remind you to get a suicide stack of XRP and place a bet on global enslavement, you know just in case...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:42:52 2023 No.54030936 >>54030848 Signs are pointing toward business as usual for most people. Unless you work for or do business with a small-medium sized tech company, then you won't be affected financially

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:43:02 2023 No.54030938 >>54030913 how is chainlink doing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:43:47 2023 No.54030953 >>54030938 heck if i know

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:45:38 2023 No.54031000 >>54030494 >crypto fags btfo once more will they ever learn? The chosen people aren't going to let you play your own games without their rigged rule set being the default

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:45:39 2023 No.54031001 >>54030913 How heavy are those bags

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:46:06 2023 No.54031009 File: 1.85 MB, 4032x3024, chainlink.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54030938 >down 10 fucking percent Dumps when everything else pumps Dumps harder when everything else dumps

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:46:27 2023 No.54031015 >>54030936 LOL

Pawtismo Sat Mar 11 04:48:03 2023 No.54031043
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Unbanned just in time to shill for Pawswap and KTO.
Look them up, same team that got Shib rolling so hard on both of them.
Also Kek. Charts have been interesting tonight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:48:59 2023 No.54031059 File: 563 KB, 2255x3138, 1453548385543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54030913

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:49:27 2023 No.54031070 File: 179 KB, 1200x900, Peng Triple.47.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buy Peng lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:50:35 2023 No.54031095 >>54031001 hard to tell when you're floating in an ocean of liquidity, bitch

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:51:31 2023 No.54031109 >>54030649 OP Wrestling Faggotry

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:51:49 2023 No.54031119 File: 217 KB, 500x500, 1631802380710.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /mjg/ reporting in

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:52:29 2023 No.54031137 How could this possibly be worse than Corona?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:53:51 2023 No.54031155 File: 390 KB, 1360x478, 1678508689816952.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LOL

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:54:32 2023 No.54031172 >>54031137 Flu’s didn collapse banking and expose their dogshit balancesheets to everyone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:54:51 2023 No.54031179 >>54031137 Because it's the first domino piece of several that will inevitably break the whole system

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:55:21 2023 No.54031182 >>54023857 It's been years since I saw one of this

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:56:00 2023 No.54031193 File: 283 KB, 2753x2369, Bible777.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54027703 >I should go to church We all should. Jesus Christ is all we really have. I hate the antichrist btw if that matters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:56:15 2023 No.54031199 >>54031137 It doesn't help that all this is happening after Corona, rather than before it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:57:27 2023 No.54031221 File: 414 KB, 636x693, Doom Paul - It Begins.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:58:08 2023 No.54031235 >>54031015 I too see the humour in people unironically trying to bank run their Top 5 chequing accounts over the SVB situation

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:59:36 2023 No.54031260 >>54031155 Haven't seen that one in a while

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 04:59:40 2023 No.54031262 File: 114 KB, 735x849, 2023-03-10_23-58-44.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you know how to get out, then fucking what are you waiting for

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:00:13 2023 No.54031272 File: 144 KB, 719x924, 20230311_145838.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK USDC BUDDY LOOK AT THE TETHER COMPUTER AND LOOK AT THE DAI COMPUTER

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:00:51 2023 No.54031281

So the bank took in a shit ton of money. Got the majority of that money tied up in bonds and then when JP Morgan Chase advised very large accounts to move their assets to them then the bank didn't have enough cash for those massive transactions.
Doesn't this just mean that JP Morgan Chase fucked over a whole bunch of people? And it's perfectly legal to instigate something like this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:04:25 2023 No.54031341 I'm an idiot for not selling stocks this morning when everything was up. It will take months to recover, maybe more

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:05:06 2023 No.54031355 File: 921 KB, 948x954, bags-2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] told you

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:05:31 2023 No.54031362 >>54031341 >months hahahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:05:49 2023 No.54031366 >>54031235 yeah im sure you have nothing to worry about if you have your money in a normal fucking bank, but there will be carnage on monday

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:06:22 2023 No.54031374 SOME1 POST THE UGLY QUEER WHORE ROASTIE RISK MANAGMENT FAGGOT WHORE WHO LOOKS LIKE AN ABSOLUTE WASTE OF AIR

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:06:40 2023 No.54031380 File: 85 KB, 1200x1293, CBDFBDEC-1E9B-40AC-944F-55E02F1FFCA8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They were testing the bail-in weren’t they

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:06:58 2023 No.54031390 >>54031355 Checked, whatever happens, don't lose your way

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:07:57 2023 No.54031408 >>54031380 I'm not a betting man, but...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:09:34 2023 No.54031440 >>54031362 Since Ubisoft is a french company they will bounce back soon enough, r-right? I know they have some california office locations but surely these events won't impact their stock's financials... haha

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:09:44 2023 No.54031445 Bump. Fuck jannies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:10:21 2023 No.54031458 File: 1.04 MB, 1080x720, pepe gas spill.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54029703 HENLO

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:10:58 2023 No.54031472 >>54030841 Venezuela has already dollarized its economy. They're fine - thanks to the U.S.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:12:19 2023 No.54031501
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Last time we got Margin Call, and to a lesser extent The Big Short. Hope we get some good finance disaster movies out of this one.

Occupy wallstreet round 2 is gonna be really gay though, zoomies protest like a bunch of queers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:12:58 2023 No.54031519 File: 7 KB, 253x199, retard zone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54031445 based retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:13:12 2023 No.54031528 >>54031472 >Venezuela has already dollarized its economy. Proofs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:14:11 2023 No.54031558 >>54023757 TOTAL JEWISH MONEY CHANGER ANNIHILATION

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:14:16 2023 No.54031561 >>54031380 >They were testing the bail-in weren’t they Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:15:33 2023 No.54031599 File: 180 KB, 675x675, 1571650832081.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I was going to kill myself, but now I'm going to wait so I can watch everyone suffer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:16:32 2023 No.54031620 >>54030562 >/pol/ reporting in, who needs some pervitin redpills? UR BERVATIN ID FUR EMERDENGIES ONLY BRIVADE! :DDD

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:17:09 2023 No.54031632 >>54031599 your picture should be le crabby face

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:18:19 2023 No.54031653 File: 103 KB, 358x333, 1673545736621498.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well I'm broke as hell anyways, so none of this matters to me. Maybe a few puts on Roku and the Blox

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:21:36 2023 No.54031712 >only 1000 replies Biz is dead

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:22:27 2023 No.54031735 >>54031281 No they outed themselves. Tied up their money in junk bonds, couldn’t cover costs so had to sell at a huge loss. Jamie dimon simply pointed out the obvious, had nothing to do with the bank run

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:28:52 2023 No.54031861 >>54031712 anon... you were too soon...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:29:21 2023 No.54031872 >>54024016 Shoo shoo stinky goblin

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:30:26 2023 No.54031885 File: 534 KB, 1920x1080, 1588098911092.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 nobody's mentioned /trv/ yet. gonna take all gains to a nice vacation when everyone has negative dollars?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:32:59 2023 No.54031928 >>54031735 >junk bonds Can ya explain more here? How do you lose a ton of money on fucking bonds? These aren't high-risk loans like what went down in 2008.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:35:06 2023 No.54031960 >>54023799 This fat nigga bending spacetime

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:35:11 2023 No.54031965 >>54028878 >>54029918 It was 5% of their cash

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:36:28 2023 No.54031990

>>54031928
Raising rates made those bonds non-competitive with literally any other option for prospective buyers to choose from which makes it harder, if not impossible, to offload those bonds in a timely manner when you need to raise money to accomodate withdrawal requests that you're suddenly being slammed with, courtesy of some of your biggest clients and then the rest of them, too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:37:41 2023 No.54032017 File: 99 KB, 2000x2000, zpchvaetmyvjtoioa7w7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 NO! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME! NOT HIM!!!

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:38:06 2023 No.54032024

>>54031928
Junk bonds might not be the best way to put it, but think of it like this. They had all that money in bonds, which guarantees a certain percentage payout when it matures. Bond rates have gone up significantly since svb bought theirs. So think about it, why would anyone buy your bonds that are only paying out 2% when you can get one at 5%? Therefore, they must sell those bonds at a heavy discount (loss) because they aren’t worth much compared to the current going rate

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:38:59 2023 No.54032034 >>54031928 >Buy bonds during ZIRP >ZIRP ends >FFR and thus T rate goes up >Low interest corporate paper worthless on open market

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:39:08 2023 No.54032038
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>>54030359
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:39:57 2023 No.54032050 File: 118 KB, 922x320, 1678196497761725.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it has begun

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:40:56 2023 No.54032065 So regional commercial bank has no risk right? I would only be fucked if my employer has exposure to investment bank run? And also everyone here would be under the Fdic limit anyways

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:40:57 2023 No.54032067 >>54031990 So then it circles back to my original question in how a competitor bank is able to legally instigate a massive run as it did.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:42:35 2023 No.54032096 >>54032067 Truth is not a malicious act no matter how you try to twist it You're looking for an angle where da joos did it but this aint it. Fault lies with SVB and SVB only

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:42:52 2023 No.54032098 >>54032067 Chase didn’t instigate the run SVB was fucked either way. Jamie Dimon (the chase guy) just pointed out what everyone already knew. SVB outed themselves on Wednesday

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:43:12 2023 No.54032104

>>54031928
Essentially too-big-to-fail mentality & quantitative easing mean absolute idiots get billions upon billions of dollars to spend with no accountability or consequences. They simply retire to their mansions after leaving treasury and society at large holding the flaming disaster. 'Not my problem'. They leeched all the money they needed long ago anyways.

The specifics is that they went in on billions in government bonds at a 1.6 interest rate and then found nobody would buy them once the government issued new bonds at far higher and more valuable interest rates. Their only option was to sell them for pennies on the dollar and become bankrupt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:45:24 2023 No.54032132 File: 72 KB, 800x600, 7CD53CEE-47AB-4042-8750-14493B9E691D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /VIP/fag reporting in

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:45:45 2023 No.54032138 File: 304 KB, 512x512, 1665928107740249.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024866 >>54027829 based mlpchads

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:46:07 2023 No.54032141

>>54032067
Honest answer? The rules are selectively enforced when it comes to what constitues influencing the markets with public discourse. It's to the point that normal people on TikTok feel the need to preface financial discussions with psuedo-legal disclaimers, but incidents like this are just considered par for the course in the high stakes world of financial brinksmanship. It's gross.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:46:09 2023 No.54032142 >>54031928 Through skill issue. This was pretty basic stuff. An anon from biz would manage better https://www.investopedia.com/terms/i/interestraterisk.asp

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:46:43 2023 No.54032153 >>54032104 >pennies on the dollar Like what, 95/100? 90/100? 85/100? I still can't fathom how they could have 200 billion in capital and not be able to pay 50 billion or whatever it was.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:47:24 2023 No.54032169 is it happening?

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:49:23 2023 No.54032194

>>54031928
When you buy a bond at a low interest rate and interest rates go up, that equates to losing money due to the market value of the bond dropping.
In reality the implication arrow works the other way around, the effective yield of a bond is computed from its price. Price is determined at the midpoint of buyers and sellers.
To simplify it, they effectively put a ton of money into 3-4 year debt at, say, $95 and they'd get $100 per note back in 3-4 years. Now the notes are only worth $80 each due to the money printer turning off and their effective rate on the debt market is higher. For 2 years the Fed was printing money to buy up bonds and keep interest rates low. That ended.
They are made whole if they hold the notes to maturity, but they needed cash today. So it's tech bro holocaust now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:49:35 2023 No.54032198 >>54032153 I think it was more like 40 cents on the dollar. They lost a shit ton of money

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:49:50 2023 No.54032204

>>54032153
They could, it was a minor short fall, but investing houses of their large clients coordinated a bank run. I don't think it's schizo wall street engineering a Lehman to get QE but big firms saving their funds with the added upside of potential helicopter money later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:50:10 2023 No.54032210 >>54032138 one of you /biz/fags better sell framed copies of this and the other ones at mare fair, we'll eat that shit up

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:50:24 2023 No.54032216

>>54031262
>>54031272

Looking at these two, it's almost as though SVB is going to play the "AIG" role this time.

2008 Crash:
> everyone took wild bets, over-leveraged, and took/made bad loans and deals
> they did it because they had insurance, which protected them from loss
> winds up everyone had insurance through the same company, AIG
> when things went south, AIG quickly went insolvent, which meant that everyone who had sold their risk to AIG were now back on the hook for every shitty loan they conned someone into taking.

As it's starting to look here...
> so-called stable coins seen as a "safe" shelter to pause while trading shitcoin
> everyone uses stable-coin as their digital store of wealth
> the coin itself is mostly derivative, with the value held by constantly changing/moving bundles of all of the coins in the crypto market
> everyone buys it because SOMEONE has to have the real money somewhere.
> now we find that the place that had it went poof

I'm not enough of a crypto person to know how it's all set up, but there are situations where it's impossible for the stable coin algorithm to keep up; where it winds up buying increasingly worthless assets until there is no more money.

It also probably screws with trader algorithms; which foolishly assumed that there was such thing as a legitimately stable digital coin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:50:32 2023 No.54032218 >>54032169 yes the thread only has 1000 replies, biz is officially dead

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:51:48 2023 No.54032240 Since this fucking with stable coins I guess my ETH and XMR are going to be worthless soon

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:54:22 2023 No.54032285 i'm stupid, will this affect other countries?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:55:38 2023 No.54032305 >>54032240 Im selling all my ETH at 1500 this weekend

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:56:47 2023 No.54032321 File: 175 KB, 850x652, 1396568124762.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 >>54023857 /v/edditor and /biz/lurker here postin inna sticky icky

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:56:49 2023 No.54032323 >>54032285 Only positively because the fed might be forced to pivot soon

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:57:31 2023 No.54032331 File: 320 KB, 1028x1386, 1678205234763306.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54032285 yes

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 05:58:17 2023 No.54032339

>>54032198
So, to make a very simplified example to see if I'm understanding this correctly.
A) Bank buys fuck ton of bonds with the goal of getting $1.05 for every dollar spent in 10 years.
B) Interest rate goes up, now new bonds are guaranteeing $1.10 for every dollar spent in 10 years
C) Bank is forced to sell its guaranteed $1.05 for 50 cents because the new bonds give a slightly higher return.
I guess my question is, why would it be such a sharp drop? Sure I could see it selling for maybe 5-10% less, but why the hell would it be 50% loss if the guaranteed $1.05 is still there?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:00:38 2023 No.54032376 File: 100 KB, 1320x880, growling.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /lit/ reading the situation

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:00:39 2023 No.54032377 >>54024134 I hate monkeys so much, look at its cheeky lil cunt face.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:01:42 2023 No.54032389 File: 794 KB, 1440x3040, Screenshot_20230311-060122_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024217

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:01:56 2023 No.54032392 File: 24 KB, 349x356, dddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 2008 ALL OVER AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:02:26 2023 No.54032396 >>54032323 Yeah, crash is a good thing, my job is recession proof and low interest rates mean I can get a better deal on a car.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:04:01 2023 No.54032416 >>54032339 The guaranteed 1.05 is still there, but now it’s competing with a gurenteed 1.10. You see? Why buy the 1.05 instead of the 1.1 unless you can get it at a discount. Time was not on their side

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:04:58 2023 No.54032426 >>54032339 The yield on the bonds they had to sell was less than inflation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:05:24 2023 No.54032430 >>54024359 the topic isnt le epic crypto

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:07:07 2023 No.54032448

>>54032416
I understand the situation, I was trying to explain to someone else. Wrong anon?
As I said they're made whole if they hold to maturity. But they had hours when they needed years.
If you have to sell right this very second, you get market price on your bonds / debt instruments. And that dropped quite a lot in tandem with market interest rates rising.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:08:30 2023 No.54032467

>>54032426
I agree. again I understand the situation. They had a bunch of debt that the bought at the very top at under 2% yield. Now market rates are north of 4-5% so kaboom.
Did I really word it that horribly? I was giving a basic example to someone else about how rising bond yields cause a loss.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:08:58 2023 No.54032473 >>54032339 >why would it be such a sharp drop? Because the market is illiquid. There is no buyer for US bonds other than the fed. Would you buy their 1.05 off of them?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:08:59 2023 No.54032474 File: 12 KB, 196x450, 959349b54d9cd70b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please someone advice me, is it safe to hold WBTC on ethereum network and BTCB on BSC network?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:09:51 2023 No.54032483 >>54032448 Basically yeah. They got gouged because they needed it asap

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:11:44 2023 No.54032516 >>54032473 Would I pay 80 cents to get $1.05 in a few years? Easily. I'm not saying that I don't get why a discount is needed. I'm just baffled why the discount was so fucking huge.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:12:09 2023 No.54032523 >>54032339 customers withdraw their deposits and force SVB to liquidate holdings at a loss so customers can put funds in bonds which yield more interest and more securely. Leveraged positions make things worse for SVB.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:12:40 2023 No.54032527 >>54024577 >Tony Stewart baked beans based

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:13:01 2023 No.54032536 >>54032483 oh fuck you weren't replying to me. my bad anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:13:04 2023 No.54032537 >>54024126 >"The biggest wealth transfer in history."

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:13:42 2023 No.54032550
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Fuck USDC, Safest stable is probably MTR. Meter-io stablecoin value is pegged to the global average cost of electricity. MTRG governance token supply is only 40 million

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:15:42 2023 No.54032570 >>54032516 >Would I pay 80 cents to get $1.05 in a few years? Easily. Why? You could use that 80 cents to buy 1.10 bonds directly from the government

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:16:00 2023 No.54032577

>>54032516
Like he said, no buyers. They are trying to offload billions in a day. That’s why the sharp drop. They called up some guy trying to sell these bonds and he said fuck no unless you give me 40 cents on the dollar. They can’t sell this stuff on robinhood

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:16:46 2023 No.54032587 Buy GME, save yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:18:40 2023 No.54032617 >>54032570 Because it would cost me 1 dollar to get that 1.10 from the government anon. Whereas to get 1.05 it would cost me 80 cents.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:19:56 2023 No.54032634

>>54032516
Yields are subject to compound interest and thus the difference between a 1.6% and 3.6% yield is exponential. Also there's enough high-yield bonds to satisfy market demand so you literally have to match the profitability of these exponentially higher yielding bonds by discounting to incite someone to buy your now unattractive bond.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:21:31 2023 No.54032652 >>54032617 Except the interest rates differential is huge. 1.6% vs 4% currently

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:22:41 2023 No.54032668 >>54026891 10x worse

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:25:10 2023 No.54032705 >>54024643 God damn /ck/ be leaking all over the place

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:27:06 2023 No.54032724 >>54024908 Also, they make damn sure they're not liable for much. So they pay wealth tax on fuck all

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:28:03 2023 No.54032733
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>>54032652
Actually nvm an anon on /pol/ said it wasn't bonds but MBS
And i had to double check this but holy shit these retards were majorly in MBS not UST.
Also its literally yet annoda 2008. How come you fall for the same shut twice

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:34:53 2023 No.54032815

>>54024600
If you work for a startup in silicon valley you should be worried. If you work with a startup that is located in silicon valley you should be worried. If you work with a company that works with a company that is located in silicon valley then you can be kind of worried otherwise no you should not be worried. 200B is nothing when it comes to global finance.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:35:15 2023 No.54032819 >>54032733 But the mbs are still fine according to their cash flow, it was literally just fund managers yelling Fire and causing a bank run that killed it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:40:04 2023 No.54032871 File: 37 KB, 700x641, 879789451123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone who comes here from /a/ should be instantly banned

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:40:15 2023 No.54032877 >rapid rise in interest rates destroys the value of existing bond reserves, driving small/regional financial institutions to ruin isn't this exactly what happened in the 80's S&L crisis or am I retarded

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:42:15 2023 No.54032907
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1/10 SVB

The lesson might be that there are some industries that are bad to bank. Imagine that it was 2021, and someone was like “do you want to start the Bank of Crypto? What about the Bank of Venture-Backed Tech Startups?” You’d be tempted, right? Those industries had so much money! They seemed cool. If you were their bank — if you were the specialized bank that exclusively focused on those industries — influencers on Twitter would tweet nice things about you, and you’d get invited to fancy parties. Also, as their bank, you’d probably find a way to get a cut of growing industries with lots of potential. Provide banking services to tech startups, get warrants in those startups, get rich when they go public. Provide banking services to crypto exchanges, start some sort of blockchain-based payment network, get rich through the magic of saying “blockchain” a lot.

But the structure of being the Bank of Crypto or Startups was a bit rickety. Traditionally, the way a bank works is that it takes deposits from people who have money, and makes loans to people who need money. The weird problem with focusing exclusively on crypto or startups in 2021 is that they had too much money. If you were the Bank of Startups, the main service that you provided to startups is that equity investors would give them a truck full of cash and they’d deposit it at your bank. Here is how SVB Financial Group, the holding company of Silicon Valley Bank, describes the vibe of 2021 and 2022 in its Form 10-K two weeks ago:

>Much of the recent deposit growth was driven by our clients across all segments obtaining liquidity through liquidity events, such as IPOs, secondary offerings, SPAC fundraising, venture capital investments, acquisitions and other fundraising activities—which during 2021 and early 2022 were at notably high levels.

People kept flinging money at SVB’s customers, and they kept depositing it at SVB. Perfectly reasonable banking service

Money Stuff Sat Mar 11 06:43:30 2023 No.54032915

>>54032907
2/10
But the customers didn’t need loans, in part because equity investors kept giving them trucks full of cash and in part because young tech startups tend not to have the fixed assets or recurring cash flows that make for good corporate borrowers. [1] Oh, there is some tech-industry-adjacent lending you can do. [2] Tech founders want to buy houses, and you can give them mortgages. Venture capital and private equity funds want to manage liquidity and/or juice their reported return rates by paying for investments with borrowed money rather than drawing from their limited partners, so you can get into the capital-call-line-of-credit business. There are vineyards near Silicon Valley and you can develop an expertise in vineyard financing. And, sure, some of your tech-company customers do need to borrow money, and are creditworthy, and you lend them money and that works out. But there is a basic imbalance. Customer money keeps coming in, as deposits, but it doesn’t go out, as loans.

So you have all this customer cash, and you need to do something with it. Keeping it in, like, Fed reserves, or Treasury bills, in 2021, was not a great choice; that stuff paid basically no interest, and you want to make money. So you’d buy longer-dated, but also very safe, securities, things like Treasury bonds and agency mortgage-backed securities. We talked yesterday about how this worked out at Silvergate Capital Corp., the actual Bank of Crypto. And as of the end of 2022, Silicon Valley Bank, the actual Bank of Startups, had about $74 billion of loans and about $120 billion of investment securities.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:43:42 2023 No.54032918 can i finally buy property in SF

Money Stuff Sat Mar 11 06:44:31 2023 No.54032933

>>54032915
3/10
Crudely stereotyping, in traditional banking, you take deposits and make loans. In the Bank of Startups, in 2021, you take deposits and mostly buy bonds. Again crudely stereotyping, corporate loans often have floating interest rates and shorter terms, while bonds have fixed interest rates and longer terms. None of this is completely true — there are fixed-rate corporate loans and floating-rate bonds, traditional banking tends to involve making lots of loans (like mortgages) with long-term fixed rates, you can do swaps, etc. — but it is a useful crude stereotype. [3]

Or, to put it in different crude terms, in traditional banking, you make your money in part by taking credit risk: You get to know your customers, you try to get good at knowing which of them will be able to pay back loans, and then you make loans to those good customers. In the Bank of Startups, in 2021, you couldn’t really make money by taking credit risk: Your customers just didn’t need enough credit to give you the credit risk that you needed to make money on all those deposits. So you had to make your money by taking interest-rate risk: Instead of making loans to risky corporate borrowers, you bought long-term bonds backed by the US government.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:45:14 2023 No.54032941 didnt read

Money Stuff Sat Mar 11 06:45:32 2023 No.54032946

>>54032933
4/10
Crudely stereotyping, in traditional banking, you take deposits and make loans. In the Bank of Startups, in 2021, you take deposits and mostly buy bonds. Again crudely stereotyping, corporate loans often have floating interest rates and shorter terms, while bonds have fixed interest rates and longer terms. None of this is completely true — there are fixed-rate corporate loans and floating-rate bonds, traditional banking tends to involve making lots of loans (like mortgages) with long-term fixed rates, you can do swaps, etc. — but it is a useful crude stereotype. [3]

Or, to put it in different crude terms, in traditional banking, you make your money in part by taking credit risk: You get to know your customers, you try to get good at knowing which of them will be able to pay back loans, and then you make loans to those good customers. In the Bank of Startups, in 2021, you couldn’t really make money by taking credit risk: Your customers just didn’t need enough credit to give you the credit risk that you needed to make money on all those deposits. So you had to make your money by taking interest-rate risk: Instead of making loans to risky corporate borrowers, you bought long-term bonds backed by the US government.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:46:05 2023 No.54032957 >>54032918 ewww why would you want to?

Money Stuff Sat Mar 11 06:46:37 2023 No.54032965
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>>54032946
5/10
The result of this is that, as the Bank of Startups, you were unusually exposed to interest-rate risk. Most banks, when interest rates go up, have to pay more interest on deposits, but get paid more interest on their loans, and end up profiting from rising interest rates. But you, as the Bank of Startups, own a lot of long-duration bonds, and their market value goes down as rates go up. Every bank has some mix of this — every bank borrows short to lend long; that’s what banking is — but many banks end up a bit more balanced than the Bank of Startups. At the Financial Times, Robert Armstrong writes:

>Few other banks have as much of their assets locked up in fixed-rate securities as SVB, rather than in floating-rate loans. Securities are 56 per cent of SVB’s assets. At Fifth Third, the figure is 25 per cent; at Bank of America, it is 28 per cent.

>For most banks higher rates, in and of themselves, are good news. They help the asset side of the balance sheet more than they hurt the liability side. … SVB is the opposite: higher rates hurt it on the liability side more than they help it on the asset side. As Oppenheimer bank analyst Chris Kotowski sums up, SVB is “a liability-sensitive outlier in a generally asset-sensitive world”.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:47:16 2023 No.54032978 >>54032946 Nobody wants to read this shit. The tldr is that the money train has stopped and anyone over exposed to tech is going to get crushed

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Money Stuff Sat Mar 11 06:47:53 2023 No.54032991
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>>54032965
6/10
But there is another, subtler, more dangerous exposure to interest rates: You are the Bank of Startups, and startups are a low-interest-rate phenomenon. When interest rates are low everywhere, a dollar in 20 years is about as good as a dollar today, so a startup whose business model is “we will lose money for a decade building artificial intelligence, and then rake in lots of money in the far future” sounds pretty good. When interest rates are higher, a dollar today is better than a dollar tomorrow, so investors want cash flows. When interest rates were low for a long time, and suddenly become high, all the money that was rushing to your customers is suddenly cut off. Your clients who were “obtaining liquidity through liquidity events, such as IPOs, secondary offerings, SPAC fundraising, venture capital investments, acquisitions and other fundraising activities” stop doing that. Your customers keep taking money out of the bank to pay rent and salaries, but they stop depositing new money.

This is all even more true of crypto — I mean, the Fed raised rates once and the entire crypto industry vanished? [4] — but it is not not true of startups. But if some charismatic tech founder had come to you in 2021 and said “I am going to revolutionize the world via [artificial intelligence][robot taxis][flying taxis][space taxis][blockchain],” it might have felt unnatural to reply “nah but what if the Fed raises rates by 0.25%?” This was an industry with a radical vision for the future of humanity, not a bet on interest rates. Turns out it was a bet on interest rates though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:48:27 2023 No.54033003 >>54032957 at the rate it's going probably not worth it but hey maybe this could be the housing crash everyone was waiting for

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:48:54 2023 No.54033011 >>54032978 so don't read it nigga, that's how you got where you are today.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:50:26 2023 No.54033046

>>54032991
7/10
Here’s Bloomberg’s Katie Greifeld:

>Silvergate and SVB “in fact are victims of the same phenomenon as Fed tightening extinguishes froth from those parts of the economy with the most excess — and it’s hard to find more excess than in crypto and tech startups,” said Adam Crisafulli of Vital Knowledge.

And my Bloomberg Opinion colleague Paul Davies:

>Both crypto and venture capital booms were children of the ultra-low rates of the past decade and a half. Now, rising rates and the shrinking of the Federal Reserve’s balance sheet have burst those industry bubbles and increased the competition among banks for funding.

And so if you were the Bank of Startups, just like if you were the Bank of Crypto, it turned out that you had made a huge concentrated bet on interest rates. Your customers were flush with cash, so they gave you all that cash, but they didn’t need loans so you invested all that cash in longer-dated fixed-income securities, which lost value when rates went up. But also, when rates went up, your customers all got smoked, because it turned out that they were creatures of low interest rates, and in a higher-interest-rate environment they didn’t have money anymore. So they withdrew their deposits, so you had to sell those securities at a loss to pay them back. Now you have lost money and look financially shaky, so customers get spooked and withdraw more money, so you sell more securities, so you book more losses, oops oops oops. [5]

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:51:28 2023 No.54033056
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>>54033046
8/10
As Armstrong puts it, SVB had “a double sensitivity to higher interest rates. On the asset side of the balance sheet, higher rates decrease the value of those long-term debt securities. On the liability side, higher rates mean less money shoved at tech, and as such, a lower supply of cheap deposit funding.”

Also, I am sorry to be rude, but there is another reason that it is maybe not great to be the Bank of Startups, which is that nobody on Earth is more of a herd animal than Silicon Valley venture capitalists. What you want, as a bank, is a certain amount of diversity among your depositors. If some depositors get spooked and take their money out, and other depositors evaluate your balance sheet and decide things are fine and keep their money in, and lots more depositors keep their money in because they simply don’t pay attention to banking news, then you have a shot at muddling through your problems.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:53:08 2023 No.54033089 File: 3.96 MB, 2744x1246, 1678324788017045.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Basado

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:53:29 2023 No.54033091

>>54033056
9/10
But if all of your depositors are startups with the same handful of venture capitalists on their boards, and all those venture capitalists are competing with each other to Add Value and Be Influencers and Do The Current Thing by calling all their portfolio companies to say “hey, did you hear, everyone’s taking money out of Silicon Valley Bank, you should too,” then all of your depositors will take their money out at the same time. In fact, Bloomberg reported yesterday:

>Unease is spreading across the financial world as concerns about the stability of Silicon Valley Bank prompt prominent venture capitalists including Peter Thiel’s Founders Fund to advise startups to withdraw their money. …

>Founders Fund asked its portfolio companies to move their money out of SVB, according to a person familiar with the matter who asked not to be identified discussing private information. Coatue Management, Union Square Ventures and Founder Collective also advised startups to pull cash, people with knowledge of the matter said. Canaan, another major VC firm, told firms it invested in to remove funds on an as-needed basis, according to another person.

>SVB Financial Group Chief Executive Officer Greg Becker held a conference call on Thursday advising clients of SVB-owned Silicon Valley Bank to “stay calm” amid concern about the bank’s financial position, according to a person familiar with the matter.

>Becker held the roughly 10-minute call with investors at about 11:30 a.m. San Francisco time. He asked the bank’s clients, including venture capital investors, to support the bank the way it has supported its customers over the past 40 years, the person said.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:54:43 2023 No.54033108

>>54033091
10/10
Nah, man, you don’t get to be a successful venture capitalist by taking a long view or investing in relationships or being contrarian. I’m sorry, I’m sorry, this is unfair. Of course they were right — Silicon Valley Bank did collapse, and if you got your money out early that was good for you — but that is largely self-fulfilling; if all the VCs hadn’t decided all at once to pull their money, SVB probably would not have collapsed. [6]

But it did:

>Silicon Valley Bank collapsed into Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. receivership on Friday, after its long-established customer base of tech startups grew worried and yanked deposits.

>The California Department of Financial Protection and Innovation in a statement Friday said it has taken possession of Silicon Valley Bank and appointed the FDIC as receiver, citing inadequate liquidity and insolvency.

The FDIC said that insured depositors would have access to their funds by no later than Monday morning. Uninsured depositors will get a receivership certificate for the remaining amount of their uninsured funds, the regulator said, adding that it doesn’t yet know the amount.

>Receivership typically means a bank’s deposits will be assumed by another, healthy bank or the FDIC will pay depositors up to the insured limit.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:56:15 2023 No.54033132

>>54033108
11/10
SVB’s capital stack looked roughly like this, as of Dec. 31:

-A tiny sliver of insured deposits (that is, deposits under the $250,000 FDIC limit), something like $8 billion worth out of $173 billion of total deposits. [7]
-Roughly $165 billion of uninsured deposits.
-Roughly $13 billion of “short-term borrowings,” meaning mostly Federal Home Loan Bank advances.
-Roughly $2 billion of long-term FHLB advances.
-Roughly $3 billion of long-term bonds.
-Maybe $4 billion of other liabilities, for a total of $195 billion of liabilities.
-About $3.6 billion of preferred stock.
-Common stock with a book value of about $12.4 billion and a market value, on Dec. 31, of about $13.6 billion.

It had assets of about $212 billion on that Dec. 31 balance sheet, though since then it has had to sell some assets and mark others down, and it’s not clear what they’re worth today. The California Department of Financial Protection and Innovation cited “inadequate liquidity and insolvency” when it put SVB into FDIC receivership, suggesting that the assets are worth less than the liabilities. The FDIC’s job, in receivership, is “efficiently recovering the maximum amount possible from the disposition of assets” to distribute to creditors.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:56:15 2023 No.54033133 >>54033091 >expecting Silicon Valley VCs to show loyalty to a fucking bank That's rich

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:57:21 2023 No.54033150 >>54033003 CA is a disgusting third world country It's hyper wealthy vs hyper poor and nothing in between They deserve this

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:57:36 2023 No.54033153

>>54026167
>Wells Fargo breaking Twitter face to turn into glorified chat support
Retard that's every fucking big company on Twitter, every airline/hotel/tech service/bank/whatever the fuck automatically replies to @'s with "hey dm us for more help". Twitter is just one big fucking tech support website

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:57:47 2023 No.54033158

>>54033132
12/10
One obvious question is: If you are “another, healthy bank” working through this weekend to buy SVB and assume its deposits, how much would you pay for the assets, which were worth $212 billion in December? [8] I am pretty sure the answer is higher than $8 billion, the amount of insured deposits: The FDIC will not be on the hook for the insured deposits. The $15 billion of FHLB advances are also quite senior and will presumably be no problem to pay back.

I would also guess — not investing or banking advice! — that the answer will also turn out to be higher than $188 billion, which is the total amount of deposits plus FHLB advances. I say this not because I have done a detailed analysis of SVB’s assets but because it seems bad for the FDIC to wind up a big high-profile bank in a way that causes significant losses for depositors, including uninsured depositors. There was a run on SVB in part because there hasn’t been a big bank run in a while, and people — venture capitalists, startups — were naturally worried that they might lose their deposits if their bank failed. Then the bank failed.

I

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:58:25 2023 No.54033169 File: 689 KB, 778x1332, wells fargo twitter first post.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54025403 >>54025238 >>54026190 >>54026060 >>54026003 >>54026102 >>54026167 >>54026188 >>54026726

Money Stuff Sat Mar 11 06:58:58 2023 No.54033180

>>54033158
13/10
If it turns out to be true that they lose their deposits, there could be more bank runs: Lots of businesses keep uninsured deposits at lots of banks, and if the moral of SVB is “your uninsured transaction-banking deposits can vanish overnight” then those businesses will do a lot more credit analysis, move their money out of weaker banks, and put it at, like, JPMorgan. This could be self-fulfillingly bad for a lot of weaker banks. My assumption is that the FDIC, the Federal Reserve, and the banks who are looking at buying SVB all really don’t want that. If you are a bank looking at buying SVB, and you do a detailed analysis of its assets and conclude that they are worth $180 billion, and you come to the FDIC and say “I will take over this bank and pay the uninsured depositors 95 cents on the dollar,” the FDIC is going to look at you and say “don’t you mean 100 cents on the dollar,” and you are going to say “oh right yes of course, silly me, 100 cents on the dollar.” [9]

Maybe I’m wrong about that, but if I am it’ll be bad!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:59:57 2023 No.54033193 File: 210 KB, 480x401, 1676016502008993.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54033158 Your post formatting style is extremely gay and you could've packed all that shit into like five posts.

Money Stuff Sat Mar 11 07:00:05 2023 No.54033198
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>>54033180
Final/10
Above that, though, I have no idea. The stock closed at $106.04 per share yesterday (a $6.2 billion market cap, roughly 50% of book value), and was halted today. The preferred was trading at about 60 cents on the dollar yesterday, also closed today. Byrne Hobart wrote the bull case yesterday:

>The simple way to look at SVB from an investing perspective is to separate the ongoing business from the balance sheet for a moment, and ask: what premium does SVB's business deserve to book value, in a hypothetical world where they didn't make a massive rates bet? Over the last twenty years, they've traded at an average of 2.3x tangible book value, and generally at a premium to their banking peers. So a simple way to value the business is to say that the fair value of the business is generally ~100 cents on the dollar in liquidating value and another ~130 cents on the dollar in franchise value. If that liquidating value has been vaporized by a rates bet, the surviving business is still worth a premium to book.

But that was yesterday, and the franchise value melts pretty quickly when you go into FDIC receivership. The bear case is … well, back in November, when crypto exchange FTX was still looking for a rescue (it never found one), I wrote that the traditional price for that sort of rescue is “we will buy your exchange, make sure that all your customers are made whole, and give you a Snickers bar in exchange for 100% of the equity.” That may be where this is heading.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:00:22 2023 No.54033205 >>54033003 if this is the crash then SF is going to get alot worst. wait awhile and grab a bargain for the long game.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:04:05 2023 No.54033261 >>54033205 >if this is the crash then SF is going to get alot worst. it'll end up like detroit.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:04:12 2023 No.54033264

>>54033150
if it becomes too unbearable then where do you think the hyper wealthy will go next?

>>54033205
the tech workers there aren't going to lose all their money.
/biz/ and /g/ are meming about how they're all fucked, but they aren't. they're rich enough that losing their job, house, and half their stock value they'd still be millionaires.
if they see a cheap house they'll take it before me, although maybe SF would be completely undesirable to live in with all the jobs eradicated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:07:24 2023 No.54033320 >>54033198 thanks mang, NFW was i handing anything over to them bloomburg cunts to read that

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:10:29 2023 No.54033378 File: 995 KB, 553x700, 1663637136784654.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54026703 saved

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:11:40 2023 No.54033396 >>54032474 Btc in a cold storage you moron But both is quite okay. Not optimal though

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:12:27 2023 No.54033409 Did a bunch of rich assholes lose money today? Ha ha.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:13:01 2023 No.54033418 File: 5 KB, 259x194, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My story with chainlink begins in 2004. Someone told me something on a phone dating Chatline. I feel God will show me a sign when it's time to share my story.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:14:26 2023 No.54033445 File: 67 KB, 500x488, 1678152769859353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024618 >can own Cuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:15:08 2023 No.54033455 File: 90 KB, 1500x978, 1662548739108687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54024698 Pic rel is a better product than any of Roku's offerings.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:15:18 2023 No.54033459 >>54033320 Unlike the rest of Bloomberg, Matt Levine's newsletter can be read free on Newsletterhunt.com, and I highly recommend it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:16:09 2023 No.54033471 It blows my mind that the fed reserve doesn't have a completely guaranteed 0% interest bank for any USD Why the fuck do companies like circle have to store cash with such cowboy banks like SVB

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:18:13 2023 No.54033498 >>54033471 Running a bank that you can access funds in and out of is not a free exercise? You want them to do a communist takeover of banking?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:18:53 2023 No.54033508 >>54033264 the more the homeless turn up the more those with the cash will be saying "maybe i dont need to live in a city with shit everywhere".

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:23:55 2023 No.54033593
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>>54032907
>painting the entirety of crypto as a scam when its artificially-induced legal and financial dependence on traditional markets and said market getting rekt is what is causing all of this

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:24:56 2023 No.54033613 >>54030338 Bang it on interest free credit and pay her off monthly

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:28:42 2023 No.54033676 File: 1.41 MB, 220x220, 123.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guess what? Im not selling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:30:42 2023 No.54033703 >>54033132 ty

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:30:49 2023 No.54033705 How will this effect the worthless string of code with no intrinsic value market?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:34:12 2023 No.54033754 >>54033705 The derivatives market has yet to reflect the upset.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:35:21 2023 No.54033769
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>>54033593
He paints crypto as a scam because it has no value beyond grifting rubes with Ponzi.
It's getting wrecked because the 0% interest easy money economy is over and there's not a ton of play money floating about.
But sure, tell me about your shitcoin's "project".

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:36:56 2023 No.54033787 This shit happens every fucking I time I don’t pay attention to the world I swear I’m forced to be constantly online so the world doesn’t go to shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:39:35 2023 No.54033836 >>54033787 FTX, Silvergate, SVB and all the rest are simply the natural result of easy money drying up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:41:52 2023 No.54033871 File: 1.34 MB, 800x946, 1675474102108379.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Odds other banks follow suit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:43:23 2023 No.54033893 >>54033871 banking sector is in good shape compared to 2008

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:44:00 2023 No.54033900 >>54033871 Weak banks? Maybe. The strong banks are thriving on the high interest rates, and the money will move TO them. SVB (and Silvergate) were double-exposed to high interest risk in a way regular banks were not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:44:10 2023 No.54033902 >>54033871 Signature is next if so

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:44:31 2023 No.54033908 >>54024442 LINK (ticker:BMAC)

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:44:53 2023 No.54033913

>>54033836
This. Shit's been coming down the pipe for years at this point, all of it telegraphed beforehand. The FDIC stated they wanted this "wrapped up over a weekend" back in 2022. Everyone knew the easy money was coming to an end and that it would shrek the market when it happened, everyone that wasn't plugging their ears and closing their eyes like a child screaming "LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!" that is. Now they're surprised they got punched in the mouth when they're the reason they didn't see the hit coming. There will be more shakeouts, there will be contagion as a result of this happening, and things will get way worse before they can start to get better. SVB was just the shot across the bow to let even the dumbest of the dumb know it's starting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:46:06 2023 No.54033936 >>54033893 >>54033900 Gotcha, so... >>54033902 ...I'm seeing a play here boys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:47:38 2023 No.54033962 >>54024468 what was the original deleted post

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:49:19 2023 No.54033996 Does this mean that Commiefornia is getting rekt? Do we actually get some good fucking news for once?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:51:15 2023 No.54034026 >>54033996 It means stupid tech unicorn startups and crypto are on the express elevator to Hell, not sure if that's good for you or not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:52:39 2023 No.54034044 >>54024697 >forcing cats to do tiktok dances normie genocide when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:53:31 2023 No.54034060 IT'S ALL GOING DOWN BOYS, THIS IS THE START OF THE NEXT BIG COLLAPSE, ITS GONNA BE A FUCKING BLOOD BATH MONDAY, MORE BANKS WILL FALL. THE FED IS GONNA BE FARDING AND SHITTING ITSELF

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:54:39 2023 No.54034076 toasting in le sticky bread

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:55:52 2023 No.54034103 >>54034060 All this signals is the end of Clown World Easy Riches. The big tent is folding up. No actual real banks will be harmed, in fact they'll vulture up the remains of these clown banks.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:57:49 2023 No.54034136
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Lol the /biz/ jannies removed the thread descriptions. This is how you know this is an actual crisis. These comped jannies are in total damage control LolZ

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:59:03 2023 No.54034158 File: 389 KB, 1133x638, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54034136 big dumb phoneposting scum

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:00:26 2023 No.54034191 >>54029273 my dishwasher literally just broke today

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:00:45 2023 No.54034200 >>54030558 Comfy

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:01:44 2023 No.54034213 >>54023757 DO NOT BAILOUT SVB #OccupySiliconValley

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:06:27 2023 No.54034283 File: 55 KB, 722x349, corona.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54034213 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:23:47 2023 No.54034519 >>54024942 A month or so after the coronahoax when oil plunged to literally zero (even negative for a day).

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:25:57 2023 No.54034551 >>54032978 fuck you and your zoom zoom brain, I read it

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:31:21 2023 No.54034620 >>54023757 AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:36:15 2023 No.54034673 >>54033261 So basically blowjobs for funkopops is around the corner?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:36:36 2023 No.54034678 Nothing will happen. All sounds like a nothingburger. Well, I'm back to /chug/

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:37:11 2023 No.54034692 >>54025780 you get paid $4000 a fortnight you absolute midwit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:38:39 2023 No.54034714 >>54023757 serious question: why does this matter? it's 1 bank, what's the point of stickying this

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:41:18 2023 No.54034732

>>54034714
Because it's never just "one bank". They got fucked because of rates rising screwing bonds and made the wrong bet, they were absolutely not the only ones on the wrong side of that bet, and this happening is basically the starting gun for it moving from just one bank to broader finance as a whole.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:42:47 2023 No.54034750 >>54034732 >this happening is basically the starting gun for it moving from just one bank to broader finance as a whole. nothing ever happens

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:45:03 2023 No.54034780 File: 58 KB, 625x626, 1673913205802237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54034750 Until it does

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:48:47 2023 No.54034828 what happened? usa is collapsing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:54:41 2023 No.54034903 File: 19 KB, 346x360, 1669051614368167.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's literally a nothingburger

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:54:46 2023 No.54034905

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:55:33 2023 No.54034918 hahahaha based mods

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:55:50 2023 No.54034924 HOLY SHIT I had this in another tab and this scared me to death

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:55:55 2023 No.54034925 >>54033787 Same. I’ve been hawking this shithole for like 6+ years now expecting something like this to happen. I gave up on caring a couple months ago, and now it may actually be happening again

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:56:04 2023 No.54034927 File: 115 KB, 808x801, 1674235348454281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54034905 ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:56:21 2023 No.54034932 File: 488 KB, 745x880, 1415777918800.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I CAN ONLY COUNT TO FOUR

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:56:21 2023 No.54034931 File: 492 KB, 531x667, 1665083032649727.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LEGENDARY MODS

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:56:41 2023 No.54034938 WTFWT

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:56:56 2023 No.54034942 File: 97 KB, 248x181, 1669988384088649.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:57:09 2023 No.54034946 What am I looking at here

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:57:18 2023 No.54034948 ITS OVER

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 08:58:40 2023 No.54034968 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON My computer woke me up

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 09:00:08 2023 No.54034996 >>54034905 TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 09:00:51 2023 No.54035005 >>54034905 THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 09:03:59 2023 No.54035058 File: 1.49 MB, 1153x720, 1670614692721583.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54034905 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 09:05:04 2023 No.54035083 File: 51 KB, 436x536, 1607324437047.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >sell at a loss months ago >finally get a job and start buying crypto >whole economy collapses thank you, very nice

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 09:07:02 2023 No.54035102 Does anyone have the Lum_Profits pic?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 09:10:04 2023 No.54035146 File: 55 KB, 600x445, wtf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just refreshed the page and was not expecting that, at the same time waz..

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 09:10:29 2023 No.54035153 >>54025697 > lol

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 09:17:01 2023 No.54035221

>>54026875
I'm a retard so I could be wrong, but if the bank fails that provides these loans, don't people still get to keep their homes? If anything wouldn't they be better off since they might not have to pay them back?

Now granted, the payroll thing will be a problem

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 09:21:46 2023 No.54035274 https://youtu.be/RMxRDTfzgpU

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 09:24:00 2023 No.54035291 My animal brain is screaming at me to sell everything and buy meat. Bottom signal.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 09:26:57 2023 No.54035331

>LET THE BANKS HIT THE FLOOOOOOR
>BEATEN TO THE GROUND
>CAN'T RUN MUCH MORE
>ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH SIVB
>TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH SI
>THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH WFC
>FOUR NOTHING WRONG WITH FRC
>SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
>LET THE BANKS HIT THE FLOOOOOOR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 09:27:21 2023 No.54035338 lmao why does a dead board suddenly have this many posters

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 09:31:57 2023 No.54035397 Black Monday, March 13th

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 09:34:41 2023 No.54035417 >>54023757 Posting in epic thread lol Verification not required.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 09:35:34 2023 No.54035431 2 more weeks b4 world collapse

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 09:36:44 2023 No.54035443 [DELETED]

>>54023757
>only boomers would split their money across multiple banks
> you can trust jews
hahahahahahaha
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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 09:38:27 2023 No.54035461 >>54035221 pretty sure the debt gets repackaged and sold to someone else.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 09:39:48 2023 No.54035478 >>54028070 Kek.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 09:42:56 2023 No.54035510 >>54023757 Meme magic destroys the worlds of technology and finance. What a wild ride it’s been. And we’re only getting started

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 09:44:11 2023 No.54035525 File: 360 KB, 500x446, kek-but-fancy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So much cope from usdc baggies. They look more and more like ust baggies

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 09:45:51 2023 No.54035543 >>54028400 This. Everyone should have 3-5 years savings at all times. Call it Jewsurance. When I get fired im not even looking for a job for a year. Idc its all fake and Milo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 09:47:22 2023 No.54035562 >>54035525 What does this mean ? GS created Circle which backs USDC. FTX created UST which backs LUNA and FTX was a scam.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 09:48:13 2023 No.54035569 >>54028615 CUs will be as badly managed as all the rest. They were all bought over by The Jew.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 09:52:30 2023 No.54035605 cool backgroud bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 09:56:40 2023 No.54035641 File: 882 KB, 1512x1512, jiemi_bubble_pops.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Breaking News: Jiemi holders [Ticker: $GME] are never selling their shares. Sneed hedgies

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 09:59:08 2023 No.54035667
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>>54023757

Why is this fucking pinned? It's a nothingburger like everything else that happens in this dumbass country. Yes, total collapse is imminent. We are all going to die. Everyone run to the woods and hide in your bunkers.

Anybody remember Evergrande?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:01:59 2023 No.54035699 >>54035338 > >>54035431 Because, 4chan is a joke and has been losing user activity the past few months. The mods have to make something up to keep people here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:02:54 2023 No.54035714 buy gold total nigger death sneed

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:04:05 2023 No.54035720 >>54035338 We’re waiting for something worth talking to you fags about.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:12:00 2023 No.54035791 https://www.federalreserve.gov/aboutthefed/boardmeetings/20230313closed.htm >It is anticipated that the closed meeting of the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System at 11:30 a.m. on Monday, March 13, 2023

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:17:05 2023 No.54035844 File: 70 KB, 1388x518, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54035699 looks pretty stable to me

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:24:40 2023 No.54035921
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>>54023757
WAR is the only fucking way to solve these problems. Genocide the only option. Let's kill 4 out of 5 humans in this forsaken planet, slaughter all chinese, black, africans, indians populations and turn their fucking filthy corpses into biomass as a ne green energy source.
Let's all weaponize and put an end to this fucking joke of a civilization.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:25:02 2023 No.54035926 >>54034905 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:26:00 2023 No.54035935 >>54035844 Ya, that's why a few months ago we had threads that would get filled in a few hours and now we have threads that last 3 days.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:29:42 2023 No.54035981 Say it with me, contagion

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:29:43 2023 No.54035982 >>54035921 back to pol please

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:30:33 2023 No.54035993 File: 1.44 MB, 896x1152, 1673239868695830.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] dead sticky. see you in the real sticky on monday

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:32:23 2023 No.54036012 >>54035993 i would sticky between hers

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:32:40 2023 No.54036014 >>54035982 >pol You have to go back, jude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:35:41 2023 No.54036048 File: 64 KB, 1390x512, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54035935 facts don't care about your feelings

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:38:32 2023 No.54036069 >>54035982 >pol Why? War is Business. The less filth is left on the planet, the better we shall thrive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:39:57 2023 No.54036079 >>54036069 thrive? most of us would fucking die yourself included

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:42:22 2023 No.54036097 bump tee hee

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:46:06 2023 No.54036134 cringe. Nothing will come of this. >bailout followed by some faggot buying the dip another jewish scheme

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:48:24 2023 No.54036159 It's over.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:48:45 2023 No.54036162 >>54035921 >>54036069 Are you retarded? A war like that would certainly put us back to stoneages. Maybe worse

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:50:23 2023 No.54036176

>>54025368
honestly why would any big company use any other bank than JPMorgan? They literally have 1 trillion dollars in cash
My savings account is less than 250k So i just use my local all white gentile owned bank that doesnt hire blacks or jews or trannies

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:50:41 2023 No.54036181 >>54035921 now adjust the graphic for purchasing power per $

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:52:09 2023 No.54036194 Do we buy USDC or no? There is no way Blackrock will let its baby die... right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:52:34 2023 No.54036198 File: 22 KB, 112x112, atmyfuckingkekit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Government backed shitcoin that was promised to always stay at $1 losing a tenth of it's value in a night

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:53:26 2023 No.54036203 >>54035921 war against all those niggerfags would spell doom for us instead you dumb troglodyte

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:53:40 2023 No.54036205 >>54025961 if banks go bankrupt, what happens to their mortgages? When can I buy my own mortgage for cents on the dollar?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:55:24 2023 No.54036231 >>54036194 blackcuck will crumble next week too >check em

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:56:22 2023 No.54036250 File: 19 KB, 519x292, 1677725764739347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023857 /vt/ standing by, I am kissing my Oshi goodbye for this one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:57:09 2023 No.54036257 >>54033132 deposits are a liability to the bank, not an asset

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:57:28 2023 No.54036261 >>54031070 >There's Always Peng! ISAAC! I NEED TO SELL YOUR RIG TO BUY MORE PENG

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:58:15 2023 No.54036268 >>54036198 >SEC goes after NEXO, Celsius collapses. >SEC goes after Binance, FTX collapses. >SEC goes after BUSD, USDC collapses. Weird, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:00:47 2023 No.54036294 File: 511 KB, 600x982, glowie_at_mcdonalds.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54036268 glowies gonna glow

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:00:59 2023 No.54036299 test

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:01:27 2023 No.54036304 >>54036205 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gVpyPF0nk8&t=1695s

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:01:35 2023 No.54036308

>>54036079
>>54036162
That's the fucking point; as already stated, the human population needs to be culled removing billions of lives.
There wouldn't be a new stoneage; on the contrary, the surviving nations would have far more leeway and land to operate as they see fit, even through the use of automated solutions and machines.
Allowing africans, chineses and indians to spread only means destruction and the end of any possibile economy in the world. There will only be theft.
Besides, corpses can be used as biomass to create green electricity in rankine turbine systems, so it would also solve other kind of problems.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:02:44 2023 No.54036317 File: 103 KB, 1343x683, READY.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] INCOMING. (also, you can already trade USD/USDC on Kraken with 3x leverage)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:03:31 2023 No.54036325 Based, I hope they nationalize all the banks and railways while they are at it. Fuck capitalism.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:04:31 2023 No.54036332 >>54036317 how insane will it get when it opens? curious what the response will be minus any hype influencing it.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:05:17 2023 No.54036337

>>54036308
>the human population needs to be culled removing billions of lives.
The only people that need to be culled live in India, Central America and Africa. None of those will be impacted by WWIII except maybe India. Everyone else is below replacement fertility.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:08:02 2023 No.54036366

>>54036332
I think wales will liquidate all retail early-longers then they'll go long themselves. They know Circle is going to survive this because they have the backing of Blackrock and Blackrock has the backing of the Glownited States. Its only 7% of the reserves, its not even that much. The profits from notes/bonds probably covered most of it by now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:09:32 2023 No.54036384 Basado

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:09:56 2023 No.54036390 >>54036308 Yeah, you've gotta be from pol. This is too retarded even for biz.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:10:41 2023 No.54036402 >>54036337 You forgot Russia, usa and China

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:12:08 2023 No.54036418

>>54036366
won't deny, this is the most interesting crypto has been for years. but yeah, I think you're right. the worst this is gonna do socially is probably bring an end to the tech startup boom, so probably a lot of app companies are gonna suffer and the tech industry as whole at least marginally. this doesn't really come off as a soon to collapse event but curious if I'm wrong though. nice dubs btw

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:13:06 2023 No.54036433 >>54036402 The birthrates in all those three countries are already well below replacement levels. Specially when you separate natives from migrants. You want them genocided? Just wait.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:16:54 2023 No.54036473 >>54033498 If it has 0% interest it's effectively paying the government probably more then a normal bank would charge

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:18:53 2023 No.54036493 >>54028475 Bullish for RVP

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:19:01 2023 No.54036496
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>evergrande
>superbubble
>ukraine
>its taiwan next trust me bro
>europe freezing to death
>diesel shortages
>fertilizer shortage
>food shortages
>the fed isnt unwinding its balance sheet
>quantitative tightening will destroy the market
>credit suisse lehman moment
>Bank of england pension margin calls
>munkeypoxx
>railway strike is coming
>we're already in a recession
>actually the recession is soon and inevitable
>inflation is not coming down
>inflation never comes down when rates arent above it
>consumer credit card debt
>trillions of derivatives on banks balance sheet
>ftx contagion
>dollar strength
>yuan for oil
>gold for oil
>housing will collapse
>the market too

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:23:33 2023 No.54036541 >>54036496 >ukraine >its taiwan next trust me bro >we're already in a recession >consumer credit card debt >ftx contagion Except these have/are actually happening you fucking faggot

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:26:59 2023 No.54036572

I've been crunching some numbers and now I realize why the whole market hasn't dumped on the news.
Turns out Circle has about 7% of their collateral on SVB.
The reason SVB is collapsing is a 2 billion deficit, but they still hold 200 billion under management.
So when they are liquidated, depositors will be made whole on roughly 99% of their original deposit.
Meaning Circle will get back 99% of that 7%.
Meaning Circle will have lost 0.07% of their total collateral.
What we are seeing now is just a liquidity crunch caused by panic, because that 7% represented a 25% of their liquid reserves.
Being a weekend, they probably won't be able to redeem bonds/notes until Monday.
So people are using this as an opportunity to cause panic and profit off retail shorting a stablecoin that by all practical purposes is backed at a 99.93% rate.
In summary: go long, but weary of leverage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:31:07 2023 No.54036613 >>54036541 And they amounted to nothing, learn to comprehension, turbofag. 2 more weeks for real this time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:33:29 2023 No.54036632 >>54036613 If you are too low IQ to draw the line between what happened with FTX and what is going on now, I can't fucking help you >Ukraine amounts to nothing Big oof my LMT and RTX beg to differ

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:34:33 2023 No.54036649 >>54035844 >>54036048 How many of those are bots or AI ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:36:12 2023 No.54036665 >>54036613 Lol. everything is collapsing around you while you insist that it isnt amounting to anything. will the bull shilling ever end....

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:39:45 2023 No.54036702 >>54036572 thanks for doing the math for me poindexter

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:42:29 2023 No.54036734 File: 143 KB, 2012x864, 1674391449931942.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54025274 >He still thinks there are safe stable coins... yikes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:43:28 2023 No.54036745 >>54036198 >Government backed it's not

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:43:53 2023 No.54036751 This is gonna make BTC pump. Mark my words.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:44:28 2023 No.54036758 File: 142 KB, 1169x932, AF10268D-2CCF-4C7E-9078-5F1FDCED44D2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 https://archive.is/zzSmc

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:44:54 2023 No.54036762 >>54036572 >>54036332 Only 20 billion of those 200 billion is real .You forgot banks prints money out of ass when they loan .90% of those 200 bilion under there management is probably just numbers on the computer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:46:47 2023 No.54036791 >>54036572 Well, yes, people are panicing for no reason.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:50:15 2023 No.54036832 >paid damage control fags on full force in every biz thread well its been fun while it lasted biz , see you lot on monday

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:51:13 2023 No.54036840 Shit, how much should I invest in bitcoin right now? Shit's going to surge once people lose trust in the USD on monday.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:52:14 2023 No.54036857 File: 23 KB, 634x300, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] madness

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:53:39 2023 No.54036875 File: 135 KB, 1080x1080, fuckjannies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kisame...it's over...

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:54:12 2023 No.54036883

>SVB has most of their reserves in bonds
>Suddenly their bonds are worthless due to interest hike
>People start cashing out, bank run situation, it fails
>USDC has bonds in their reserves as well
>People are cashing out USDC
>Circle has to sell their bonds
>USDC bank run habbening?

Assuming Circle has less than half of their reserves in bonds, wouldn't this still mean USDC has a long way to go down?

SVB failed because their bonds were worthless, isn't it the same for Circle?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:54:46 2023 No.54036889 File: 240 KB, 841x778, 1676515820490314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Turned out USDT was unironically the safest place to put your funds despite the fud. Dilate and have sex USDC trannies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 11:56:02 2023 No.54036904 Should I go all in HBAR

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 12:01:07 2023 No.54036950 >>54036613 >learn to comprehension ESL much

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 12:03:29 2023 No.54036979

>>54036883
No because you don’t know the character of circle’s reserves. They could have a ton of cash or t-bills. So if they have less than half of their reserves in bonds they could be holding a significant amount of cash or cash equivalents effectively protecting them from a run

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 12:06:54 2023 No.54037016 >>54036979 I don't understand If say 40% of their reserves are now worthless bonds the same as SVB's, exactly how would they be expected to be solvent in the event that a lot more people start cashing out their USDC?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 12:12:46 2023 No.54037080 >>54036268 I honestly thought that /pol/ was memeing and Jews always win. How could bank man lose

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 12:22:58 2023 No.54037184 File: 2.85 MB, 370x377, 32C5FCD2-374F-4FBD-8E74-C12D390CF199.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54036875 ALL THE REDDITOR NPCS MUST GO BACK YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN FUCK NIGGERS FUCK BOBOS FUCK KIKES FUCK JANNIES

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 12:25:53 2023 No.54037222 File: 1.20 MB, 1398x1069, 98B5785B-B229-46D2-860C-9CDBAC001CBE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this will not stand before kleros court

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 12:28:48 2023 No.54037247

>>54037016
1) you don’t know how much of their reserves are bonds. It could be significantly lower than 40%
2) not all bonds are the same. Svb’s bonds could have been worth substantially less than circle’s depending on when they were purchased
3) you would need a fuck ton of withdraws to overcome the liquidity that circle potentially has (potentially 60% in your example). Even if a fuck ton of fags started withdrawing they could cover or seek external support to cover any holes which they would probably receive since they’re not a retarded bank whose majority of ‘assets’ were probably loans to meme worthless tech startups

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 12:31:47 2023 No.54037284 >>54036883 >suddenly why do people say this its not sudden

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 12:38:56 2023 No.54037358 >>54037247 All great points.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 12:39:09 2023 No.54037361 File: 224 KB, 587x587, 1676680262740522.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54037080 Banks will continue to collapse ubtil morale improves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 12:39:21 2023 No.54037364 File: 193 KB, 400x400, pinkjak.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 12:41:51 2023 No.54037404

>>54033498
Yeah sure. Nothing the government does is a free exercise.

If i don't mind funding attack helicopters and kill squads to go kill Afghani children, why should I mind the fed providing a basic financial service that only the most risk adverse institutions will use. We can bar individuals with less than 250k if it helps

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 12:45:05 2023 No.54037452 File: 350 KB, 1054x525, rage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BURN IT ALL TO THE FUCKIN GROUND

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 12:46:19 2023 No.54037466 File: 17 KB, 219x230, 1652672574200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 12:47:10 2023 No.54037475 File: 23 KB, 400x400, 1542242885833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guy, what this all comes down to is: Niggers Tongue My Anus.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 12:48:20 2023 No.54037499
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>>54037404
The FED is not the government the Feds job is to tard wrangle the Gov when they do something retarded like say print 70% of all US dollars ever printed in 1 year. Causing inflation to hit nearly 10%.

The issue is the FED was overly willing to bail everyone out the last 13 years so now the FED is doing their actual job everyone is panicking. Keep in mind this shit happened throughout the 80s-90s.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savings_and_loan_crisis
>The savings and loan crisis of the 1980s and 1990s (commonly dubbed the S&L crisis) was the failure of 32% (1,043 of the 3,234) savings and loan associations (S&Ls) in the United States from 1986 to 1995.

Nothing ever happens because we are returning to the norm.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 12:48:40 2023 No.54037506

>>54026819
Baal is a title, meaning lord, roughly. In the bible there is a Baal mentioned that is an evil deity, but it's speculative which one because again, title, and people are using the title as a byword for the proper name of this deity because it's taboo to refer to by name.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 12:49:57 2023 No.54037528 Niggers

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 12:50:03 2023 No.54037531 Should I sell my USDC ? I have 85k, currently at valued at 77k? Haircut or no haircut?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 12:52:50 2023 No.54037564 >>54036496 >>europe freezing to death This was NEVER going to happen, the only people who said this has never set foot in Europe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 12:53:43 2023 No.54037576 File: 2.99 MB, 640x640, chips-bald.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I live in a van by the river and poach/forage my food. Not my problem.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 12:56:38 2023 No.54037619 Recession when???

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 12:56:55 2023 No.54037623 this is just the beginning /biz/ will ultimately be locked down due to the amount of anons in this board uploading their suicides in 4MB webms

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 12:58:54 2023 No.54037652 File: 63 KB, 851x564, 2156468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FTX > Silvergate > SVB > ???

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:03:39 2023 No.54037713 >>54037623 That's when i started buying shares last time so sounds good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:08:28 2023 No.54037782 >>54037652 CREDIT SUISSE

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:10:06 2023 No.54037812 >>54037652 US

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:11:22 2023 No.54037822 >>54037619 started 8 months ago

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:11:32 2023 No.54037826 >>54037623 Lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:11:37 2023 No.54037828 File: 319 KB, 1080x893, 0284CFB4-E4A5-44DC-8D5E-F0415768FAFA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LOL

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:12:28 2023 No.54037843 >>54036883 SVB died because they were exposed to Silvergate + panic caused by Silvergate collapse. Selling bonds at loss was just the final nail in the coffin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:13:29 2023 No.54037858 >>54037652 Coinbase

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:13:35 2023 No.54037861 >>54037828 TOTAL JEET FLUSH

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:13:36 2023 No.54037862 >>54037828 its over sirs

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:13:49 2023 No.54037868 >>54037828 sirs…please redeem

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:14:25 2023 No.54037878 File: 118 KB, 498x493, 125465680.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54037782 >Credit sus

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:14:52 2023 No.54037887 File: 1.09 MB, 1419x820, 2023-02-20.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What will happen to ARKK when people realize these non-profitable innovators and geniuses now also don't have half the cash they were supposed to in their balance sheet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:15:16 2023 No.54037895 >>54037828 They redeemed

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:15:23 2023 No.54037898 File: 66 KB, 848x1024, 1616537704177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54037531 honestly don't. They have still 90% of their reserves at worst. They can buy up more than sellers can redeem

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:15:51 2023 No.54037903 >>54037652 BofA

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:16:07 2023 No.54037907 File: 313 KB, 680x566, img.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54037828 sirsters.... not like this..

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:17:57 2023 No.54037937 >>54026676 A chinese bank

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:18:29 2023 No.54037943 File: 30 KB, 344x282, 1675722714913835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:18:48 2023 No.54037951 Burn it all down. That's what you likes get for denying me affordable housing and a cute wife that isn't poisoned by your agenda.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:19:29 2023 No.54037964 >>54037951 they will all get bailed out with your tax money

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:21:41 2023 No.54037993 >>54037937 >China will coll-AAAAAACK! Make this shit trend, this is the oportunity u have been waiting for ...again!

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:21:48 2023 No.54037997
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So are they going to keep trying to convince the suckers that everything is fine until they can't get they ANY cash back at all?
In these kinds of situations, it always seems they try to do everything they can to keep as many people as they can in the system, so they lose it all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:24:43 2023 No.54038038 File: 1.23 MB, 1288x2076, 1676469387605390.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54037993

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:32:14 2023 No.54038164 >>54038038 americans doing voodoo youtube dances to hex chine

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:36:00 2023 No.54038202
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This happened on Kraken just now.
Somebody market bought enough USDC to take it back to $1 (then immediately got battered down).
Whales are getting ready boys.
Buy now or regret the easiest 10% of your life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:37:29 2023 No.54038217 >>54038202 nvm, I reloaded the site and the bar is now gone. UI bug I guess. Or perhaps they are hiding something...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:41:47 2023 No.54038264 >>54025839 Wellsey is literally old Jewish Money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:43:10 2023 No.54038277 Why did it take so long for moody's to see the problem? They were going to change the rating by a few notches on Wednesday. How come the process wasn't more gradual? Interest rates were at this level back in October too. It's been 6 months

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:48:46 2023 No.54038354 >>54038202 what retard would market buy like that instead of setting up a spot buy at 0.92 or something

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:50:43 2023 No.54038388 >>54038354 Scamwick?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:52:25 2023 No.54038416 >>54037964 This forever and a day. Cunts just don't get it when fiat money is involved, bailouts are the easy solution framed to look hard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:53:52 2023 No.54038437 >>54038277 >Moody's Lol, lmao - it's a scam anon. Didn't you learn from 2008?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:56:30 2023 No.54038485 >>54026723 bait

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 13:59:26 2023 No.54038530 File: 239 KB, 906x1093, Sers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have a friend who works in the UK branch of SVB. Shieeeet. He's out of a job, and his stock options are now worth zero.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 14:00:33 2023 No.54038547 >>54026464 Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 14:07:11 2023 No.54038647 File: 118 KB, 980x647, Fq8bpYCXgAIQQUZ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/11/silicon-valley-banks-demise-began-with-downgrade-threat.html?__source=sharebar\|twitter&par=sharebar kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 14:08:24 2023 No.54038659 >>54027513 Imagine believing this

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 14:12:30 2023 No.54038713 >>54034191 that's craszy, a broken dishwasher just flow over my house

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 14:18:09 2023 No.54038805 >>54037652 >Bankman will go down in history as the one who caused the greater depression

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 14:20:03 2023 No.54038848 >>54028127 clueless retard

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 14:24:47 2023 No.54038902
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>>54023757
A collapse is imminent. There is no way the fed won't bail them out this year.
1. People are, have and will continue moving their money from banks AND stocks into CDs that offer more competitive interest rates.
2. Banks are stacked to the tits with 1-2% loans and the fed fund rate is 5% and will continue to go up. Banks are losing there asses right now. Big ones can simply weather the storm longer.
3. People are stacked to the tits with debt and are getting squeezed like the banks with higher interest rates, while wages stagnate and inflation continues.

We are fucked.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 14:26:33 2023 No.54038924

>>54037828
TOTAL PAJEET FRESH
WASH PAJEETS. RINSE PAJEETS. ROUNDHOUSE KICK A PAJEET INTO THE LOO. SLAM DUNK A PAJEET BABY INTO THE LAUNDRY BASKET. BRUSH FILTHY RASHEEDS. DISINFECT IN A PAJEETS STREET. LAUNCH PAJEETS INTO THE SHOWER. BIO WASH PAJEETS IN A LAUNDROMAT. TOSS PAJEETS INTO ACTIVE SAUNAS. FLUORIDITE INTO A PAJEETS SWIMMING POOL. JUDO THROW PAJEETS INTO A JACUZZI. TWIST PAJEETS ZITS OFF. REPORT PAJEETS TO THE CDC.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 14:37:36 2023 No.54039085 File: 388 KB, 791x1813, 1677759214284811.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] dont panic guys, SVB has a A rating, so its all good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 14:40:52 2023 No.54039126 >>54037652 Wells Fargo

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 14:42:46 2023 No.54039146
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>>54038902
That's the best part if the FED bails them out it will cause Inflation to spiral even harder out of control putting more pressure on the banks and institutions as increased inflation will mean less money being saved and more credit being used setting the banks up for more runs and collapses not less.

Remember Leahman Bros was the 5th largest bank and the FED let them die. The FED isn't going to save the 16th largest bank and risk being forced to bring about Paul Volcker interest rates.

>no bail out until 2% inflation is achieved
>or bailout and inflation sky rockets requiring more rate hikes to kill it

There is no win for the FED.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 14:46:49 2023 No.54039203 >>54038902 >>54039146 you guys are both retarded. there are no bails-outs anymore. the FDIC has started the bail-in process for SVB.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 14:47:11 2023 No.54039205 how have the mutts fucked their own economy this time

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 14:47:33 2023 No.54039210 File: 292 KB, 1152x2304, Screenshot_20230311-094233.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I went to top up my CB Visa today and got pic related. Operation Chokepoint.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 14:50:15 2023 No.54039247 File: 536 KB, 1242x1490, 1677327306804363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54039203 How can I be retarded if I don't keep my wealth in a bank?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 14:54:01 2023 No.54039293 >>54027188 Based anon. Ty.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:04:36 2023 No.54039422

>>54026819
I'm not familiar with this specific case, but generally when one religion replaces or supllamts another the losing diety is incorporated somehow. So if the Jews are historically enemies of whatever fertility religion with an emphasis on animal husbandry and growth, then a few hundred years later when they write their Jew book documenting their interactions they'll probably include the diety as a bad guy. We have to be careful to consider modern interpretations like other anon says. Baal might actually be neutrally depicted and nowadays we just associate it with muh Satanic paganism because people see the horns and think Devil, even though I don't think Satan has horns anyway and thats a modern addition as well? I'm more into pagan mythology myself. Sometimes we see outside gods incorporated in other ways though. This is a theory behind Hades kidnapping of Persephone. Happens all the time in pagan myths.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:06:55 2023 No.54039452

>>54031501
>zoomies protest like a bunch of queers.
Zoomers are extremely violent compared to the limp dick Millennial occupy protests. The Summer of Peace being so violent caught the Boomer overlords and their inept peons in the security apparatus entirely by surprise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:08:08 2023 No.54039473 >>54025956 Newfag

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:09:45 2023 No.54039500

>>54030536
Its nothing to do with the fact its spring break, its just the timing of options expiring that has these kind of events happen. Also the farming cycles have more to do with financial collapse than you would ever expect, Autumn and Spring are where disaster always lurks because food is the most important commodities.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:09:58 2023 No.54039504 >>54025769 SVB wasn't holding 25% of circles assets you stupid fuck. Circle keep 25% of their assets in cash reserves, equally split between 8 banking partners, SVB being one of them. The loss will be plugged by interest soon enough.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:11:11 2023 No.54039525 [DELETED]

Everyone please I need 1k USDC to pay my bills I know it might not be worth anything but the hope at this point is all I need.
0x55b7806dB44DDdF5DcC6F4A9F3C8cEd0975A355A

Please fellas someone save my ass before I KMS

Also the tranny janny that made this thread put an anime faggot in the background, if you donate to me I'll dedicate my life to exposing 4chan jannies, I found 3 that live in my city not even kidding.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:11:55 2023 No.54039538

>>54039293
no no no, >>54027188 is retarded.
SVB didn't fail because their tech investments didn't pan out.
SVB bought bonds at the top of the market and "Held to Maturity" (HTM) to avoid realizing losses.
Then they needed cash so they had to actually realize losses on the bonds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:17:10 2023 No.54039616 File: 59 KB, 1070x603, IMG_20230311_025722_125.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What will happen on Monday? What to buy on the stock exchange?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:18:19 2023 No.54039632 How do I turn off this fucking background?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:20:44 2023 No.54039651 >>54025883 Bet that faggot doesn't wear that sweater anymore

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:23:03 2023 No.54039678 >>54025892 I think Cramer shills things in the complete opposite of wat ur supposed to do so he doesn’t get in trouble for inserting reading or somthin idk it’s too fuckin obvious his calls are Down syndrome tier shekel pimping

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:24:05 2023 No.54039698 File: 155 KB, 780x520, Dr B and all the frens.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54033871 I predict the next failures: -Wells -JP Morgan -BofA Let the bodies hit the floor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:24:32 2023 No.54039708 >>54039632 no kidding. How do I turn it off?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:25:05 2023 No.54039715 File: 3.86 MB, 480x269, DFC3EB07-52D4-4161-AEBE-A56FE17B2270.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54027401 but old enough to live through the global sovereign debt crisis that’s coming soon(^;

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:27:53 2023 No.54039760 File: 62 KB, 750x402, Hangrycat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54035641 Nice to see you, fren. WAGMI.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:28:58 2023 No.54039777 File: 106 KB, 960x720, Urusei Yatsura - 035&036 [BDRip 960x720 x264 AAC].mkv_snapshot_09.19.357.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54039632 >>54039708 Get fucked faggots

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:29:11 2023 No.54039781 File: 244 KB, 804x664, cheers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kek bankies

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:29:51 2023 No.54039790 >>54039760 WAGMI baby. This shit has me so fucking hyped for monday and ensuing months to come. We are about to find the fuck out. Here we go BOYS! LFG!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:31:29 2023 No.54039812 All anime faggots need to die. You too jan jan >>54039777

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:33:26 2023 No.54039839 File: 26 KB, 280x280, 1677757219042744.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54039812 love you too anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:34:17 2023 No.54039847 Is it actually happening this time

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:36:14 2023 No.54039873 >>54039616 Puts on banks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:36:16 2023 No.54039875 >>54039632 >>54039708 >ublock origin >right click background >block element I tried doing it from inspect element but couldn't figure it out because chrome sucks and I'm retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:38:06 2023 No.54039902 File: 4 KB, 225x225, lions.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hello fellow lions have you all been buying the banks ;)

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:38:43 2023 No.54039906

>>54039847
I don't see how it can't be but I'm also totally illiterate concerning all of this
the line of thought stems from how absolutely irredeemably fucked everything else is, there's hardly any more room for anything to get worse, though that's the only direction it can go at all

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:39:15 2023 No.54039920 my coinbase and roku puts will print on monday

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:39:46 2023 No.54039930 File: 30 KB, 585x606, 1677491496956565.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just took 70% of my money out of the bank. Now what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:39:50 2023 No.54039933 >>54039875 THANK YOU

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:43:30 2023 No.54039990 >>54039930 spend it like its going out of style

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:44:05 2023 No.54040007
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>Work email comes in from the CEO of my company.
>Over half our cash reserves were in SVB
>It was the payroll account
>Supposedly its been resolved and payments will go through as usual.

This place has been around for about 15 years so we're probably not going down in flame, but this is going to destroy so many businesses. 2 more weeks!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:45:54 2023 No.54040041 >>54040007 Why keep company money in such a shit tier bank. Jogs the noggin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:47:51 2023 No.54040066 I have 100k cash in my tda account. Should I buy 1 month treasuries or something or keep the cash for slurping? I'm thinking treasuries or even going short since it's a long way down from here and won't play out only over the course of a week.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:47:54 2023 No.54040068 >>54040007 What's your ticker?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:48:51 2023 No.54040085 Who will be the winners on monday /biz/ ? /pmg/ and /cmmg/ ?

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:49:07 2023 No.54040087
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>>54039790
WAGMI my fren, i definitely know that when the market will shit it's pants, i will be there - comfy with my stocks in computershare. WAGMI and we told you so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:51:23 2023 No.54040123 >>54040000

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:52:17 2023 No.54040146 File: 138 KB, 1028x936, 0EE24076-25FC-48A7-9A62-DC022E7BA186.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Posting to remember I was here before the crash

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:52:57 2023 No.54040157 >>54040041 a startup banking with SVB was supposedly a badge of honor

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:54:50 2023 No.54040195 Is the FDIC a going to find a buyer for this shit or what

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:55:21 2023 No.54040206 File: 266 KB, 2000x1500, ChadCatto.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54040146 Me, too Posting in le epic bread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:56:11 2023 No.54040221 I'm not American Somebody give a short answer /QRD Is crypto dead? Is goybase finished? When are they going after Binance? Will we "make it" no matter if in one or two years from now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:58:22 2023 No.54040260 File: 306 KB, 798x672, MENOTSTINK_ME_LINK.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] damn this is the most based thread of the day

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:58:35 2023 No.54040267 >>54023757 kys janny 0x55b7806dB44DDdF5DcC6F4A9F3C8cEd0975A355A Give me money you stupid niggers unless you are a fucking janny faggot defender.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:00:58 2023 No.54040305 >>54040195 No. SVB has too many toxic assets.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:02:33 2023 No.54040345 >>54037828 and it's the reason it's collapsing pajeet

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:03:07 2023 No.54040356 File: 887 KB, 1146x781, BB4CDACB-8D00-40D8-BCB9-50E1302270CE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I will soon be just as rich as someone who has worked their entire life and I’ve never worked. I’m feeling good bros

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:03:53 2023 No.54040371 >>54023757 sneed

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:09:28 2023 No.54040490 >Great Depression 2.0 begins >only 1000 replies /biz/ is dead

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:09:47 2023 No.54040497 >>54026368 I can be homeless, I have been, these niggers fear being homless. The hardest part is sleeping.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:10:13 2023 No.54040510 >>54040371 based

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:10:47 2023 No.54040523 QRD?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:11:47 2023 No.54040546 >>54040490 Stale meme

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:12:00 2023 No.54040551 File: 67 KB, 1053x936, 1678402386323217.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54040497

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:14:27 2023 No.54040597 File: 7 KB, 101x101, 1670719826486241.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm just here to laugh at you

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:15:59 2023 No.54040625 >>54023757 What the actual fuck is this background, I'm leaving the thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:16:14 2023 No.54040628 >>54039538 It was a mix of both things (mainly yours though), one of the reasons they needed to get liquidity from somewhere (in this case, their shitty bonds) was because they gave loans to utterly garbage companies that were unable to pay them back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:16:16 2023 No.54040629 >>54040007 >15 years >about when zero interest rates started.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:18:32 2023 No.54040659 >>54040625 The same furry faggot janny who ruined this board and is removing my begging posts, because he's a jealous nigger cum eating faggot.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:19:52 2023 No.54040684

Save me in the cap, had to drop a rap

Banks made of silicone, tryna get their billions on

Spent 2 years preparing, I was really in the zone, investments and stock, DRS, made it my own

Prepared for once, now I feel grown, experienced losses along the way, this I condone

We were screaming for 2 years, feeling alone, rest of you fuckers better catch up, shit is about to get blown

~ye-bot~

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:20:51 2023 No.54040696 >>54040659 there are jannies on this board? News to me

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:22:00 2023 No.54040713 File: 56 KB, 552x599, 1678551720200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why replies over 1000

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:22:42 2023 No.54040727 File: 932 KB, 1244x840, 1675713780994228.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Isn't it strange all this went down on the eve of spring break?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:25:42 2023 No.54040790 FAKE NEWS IT'S ALL BULLSHIT

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:26:13 2023 No.54040798 >>54037828 Didn’t do the needful

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:28:06 2023 No.54040826 itz habbeningzzz

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:28:12 2023 No.54040828 dont you peons get it? Nothing ever happens. The economy, banks, money, its all fake bullshit, theatrics, bread and circus. The government can just wave its magic jew wand and make all of this go away in an instant. Its all fake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:30:56 2023 No.54040874 File: 194 KB, 1820x812, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54040828 >nothing ever happens meanwhile

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:32:14 2023 No.54040889 File: 131 KB, 759x710, 1673818806076864.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54028378 Most Americans are gay and deserve to be shot, I am not better than nigs I am far worse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:32:18 2023 No.54040892 >>54025871 Don’t know what to react but feels like this post should’ve gotten more (you)s

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:32:44 2023 No.54040901 >>54040828 >The government can just wave its magic jew wand and make all of this go away in an instant. That thinking gets you two digit inflation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:32:44 2023 No.54040902 >>54040828 This You g*yim are no match for the talmud

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:32:53 2023 No.54040906 >>54040828 the danger to ((it)) is people seeing that, yes, precisely, it's all fake, they have no wealth, and that money is indeed worthless

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:33:34 2023 No.54040920 File: 398 KB, 1536x1536, 1663950100113675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54040828 https://youtu.be/xEk-sVHa5Z0 Anon, we just react... and we make a lot of money if we get it right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:34:32 2023 No.54040937 >>54040828 >The government can just wave its magic jew wand and make all of this go away in an instant. Its all fake. Yea we can just print money and all be billionaires! I was a little worried there for a second... thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:39:32 2023 No.54041040 File: 42 KB, 613x680, FqTfhU2aIAEcOUN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:46:13 2023 No.54041144 >>54025892 Isn't the old rule to do the opposite of what Cramer says?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:47:57 2023 No.54041182 music isn't playing, send help

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:51:19 2023 No.54041237 >>54029362 How long has your sister been on onlyfans?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:51:41 2023 No.54041247 >>54040085 If things hyperinflate, yes. But the money supply has been contracting recently, which means that a depression may follow instead, in an attempt to save the dollar. The future is just pretty uncertain

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:55:24 2023 No.54041303 >>54040628 >It was a mix of both things (mainly yours though) no, it wasn't even slightly a 'mix of both'. the HTM bonds we so far in the red if they had to sell them back in January they would've been bankrupt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:57:28 2023 No.54041338 File: 44 KB, 899x521, SHEEIT.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You DID buy the dip, didn't you anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:59:01 2023 No.54041369 >>54041338 Oh no Anon... tell me you didn't fall for the trap... You realize it's literally going down to 0 on Monday, right?

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:00:23 2023 No.54041385

>business model is giving loans to extremely risky tech startups, yet still be a bank
>buy 30Y maturity bonds as reserves while the Fed keeps increasing interest rates
>if enough tech startups fail or enough people want their deposits back you will be forced to realize your bond loss to increase your liquidity and fulfill your obligations
Were they retarded or too optimistic?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:02:28 2023 No.54041418 File: 281 KB, 1981x849, stopbackground.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Disable background before you have an aneurysm \|\|https://i.4cdn.org/vip/1678523646093946.jpg in ublock

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:04:56 2023 No.54041465 >>54041369 I got a stop loss. If I'm wrong I lose 10%, if I'm right I win 10%. Either way its not going to change my life. But if I win I'll spent the earnings on a top shelf hooker that's for sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:05:10 2023 No.54041469 File: 281 KB, 1272x1274, aimar11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] chatgpt explains the implications of what happen

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:05:14 2023 No.54041471 So glad I'm involved in stocks that are hedged against a market crash. We've been waiting for this and now it's here. WAGMI, sorry crypto bro's.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:05:33 2023 No.54041475 >>54041418 No it’s great. Lum is watching it all burn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:07:09 2023 No.54041502 >>54041303 Eh, unrealized losses aren't relevant (until they are, kek)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:07:59 2023 No.54041518 >>54032194 Thanks anon. This is the best explanation Ive seen that isnt conspiracy posting.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:11:35 2023 No.54041586
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Lmfao
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CASHGANG LORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:12:51 2023 No.54041601

>>54033455
I agree. Im no nvda-tard, but I bought the original shield like 7 years ago and it just werks. Streams games from my PC flawlessly, apple+, prime, netflix work great. Honestly I cant remember the last time I had to reboot it for a glitch.

Based real Chinese Taiwanians.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:15:10 2023 No.54041638 File: 726 KB, 826x896, 1672694442556471.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54041475 that's not Lum, retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:15:51 2023 No.54041655 >>54026464 Show your bussy with timestamp or gtfo

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:16:40 2023 No.54041672 >>54026240 It's gonna be a bail-in nigger. They want to liquidate the boomer pension

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:17:21 2023 No.54041683 File: 7 KB, 290x174, download (11).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54037828 Birdie num num

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:17:46 2023 No.54041691 >>54027507 Kong fu panda wasnt lyin

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:17:53 2023 No.54041694
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Since economic movements move like a glacier. While you wait take a load off and listen to Peter Lynch discuss investing and market fluctuations specifically crashes and panics.

https://youtu.be/myu4Nv0pt0U

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:19:07 2023 No.54041710 >>54041469 >could >may AI is unintellectual because it can't escape the use of weasel words.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:19:14 2023 No.54041712 >>54041638 Whatever that’s what anon named the picture further up the thread. It’s some anime girl who is smug, and the smugness is what matters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:19:38 2023 No.54041717 >>54023757 ran

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:20:49 2023 No.54041734 >>54038805 Who doesn't want to have his own name in history?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:20:55 2023 No.54041735 >>54039678 I'm putting 10 grand into the Inverse Cramer ETF come Monday. https://web.archive.org/web/20230311122132/https://www.thestreet.com/etffocus/blog/inverse-cramer-etf-is-live

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:21:29 2023 No.54041742 >>54036758 >3.3 bln >33 message received

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:22:43 2023 No.54041763 >>54026970 So... Red Monday? If so I'll sell my stocks now

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:23:15 2023 No.54041773
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>>54041712
It's Ran she buys SOXS an inverse triple leveraged semicinductor ETF market crash is good for her.

Lum buys SOXL a triple leverage semiconductor ETF. SOXL is a meme in the /smg/ board because triple peveraged microsectors being held long terms is the stupidest thing you could ever do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:23:47 2023 No.54041786 >>54041712 she's from the same anime so I'll give you a pass, but if you ever make the same mistake again I will find you and kill you

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:23:52 2023 No.54041787 >>54028314 So there's some silver lining

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:24:33 2023 No.54041797 >>54026769 >only one of them is in the top 100 I hope he mentions this every morning

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:24:40 2023 No.54041800 >>54038902 >There is no way the fed won't bail them out this year. I wouldn't be so sure. 200 billion is not that much money. They'll probably just nudge the fatcats into buying out SVB

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:25:13 2023 No.54041809 File: 11 KB, 249x249, Hangrycat and Fren.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54040684 Fucking luv ya, YeBot. See you on the other side. WAGMI (I'll be the one with a cat flag on my turbo yacht)

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:25:41 2023 No.54041819
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>>54040828
It was real enough to the women of Germany who were selling tricks on their daughters for bread during the Weimar collapse.

Not saying that is whats happening here or will happen. Its just that institutions matter in society.

I know you zoomers are all brainwashed liberals who think nothing bad can ever happen in the iphone age, but history does repeat itself.

There is one thing conservatives beleive above all others:. It can always get worse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:28:45 2023 No.54041862 >>54037828 Jesus fucking Christ

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:29:58 2023 No.54041882 File: 269 KB, 1536x2048, 216312126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fuck lads, should i run to the store and buy canned food and to the bank and get my money or is nothing.jpg?

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:30:24 2023 No.54041889

>>54041819
We already have women getting their sons’ dicks chopped off to try to make them little girls, and there are minors doing drag shows and have for years at this point like Desmond Is Amazing. There’s another one, I forget the name. It’s sickening.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:30:46 2023 No.54041895 File: 171 KB, 693x789, 1677908377873518.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54028378 Maybe, it's jealousy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:31:02 2023 No.54041900 >>54037843 >SVB died because they were exposed to Silvergate Were they really? I couldn't find anything about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:33:20 2023 No.54041931 How much of this was incompetent bank management and how much was a deliberate takedown of an inconvenient industry?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:33:56 2023 No.54041939 RIP them tech startups

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:34:17 2023 No.54041946 >>54029118 >inflation mainly because of supply side constraints Take a look at the SNB and inflation in switzerland. You coultn‘t be more wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:34:23 2023 No.54041949 >>54041931 100% Incompetent. Lending to "tech" start-ups who couldn't get money anywhere else and going all in on bonds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:34:30 2023 No.54041953 >>54023757 cool beans

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:36:31 2023 No.54041981 >>54026676 If digits, it's Blackrock with Vanguard

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:36:40 2023 No.54041982

>>54036883
Their bonds didn't become worthless, but they took enough of a loss that they needed to raise over a billion dollars to backstop customer deposits.

>>54037843
you can't ignore the effects of the tech industry as a whole contracting a bit. cash is flowing out of silicon valley (the location, not the bank) and has been for a few months; by nature, these same companies are drawing down their back accounts. their direct exposure to Silvergate was minimal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:37:37 2023 No.54042001 >>54040889 >hyperborea lmao do fashoids really believe their retarded fantasies?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:38:22 2023 No.54042012 >>54026676 Wells Debit Suisse JP Morgan Last but not least is BofA

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:39:29 2023 No.54042031 File: 20 KB, 324x242, c5d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54028378 Neighbors?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:39:44 2023 No.54042037 File: 3 KB, 225x225, image3s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] :STOPMUSIC:

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:40:22 2023 No.54042051 >>54041931 >deliberate takedown of an inconvenient industry? ?? Tech has been the saving grace of American economy for decades.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:40:27 2023 No.54042052 File: 256 KB, 1284x721, 72EB9769-D93A-4617-AD15-613B7CD35E5E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It’s actually over isn’t it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:42:02 2023 No.54042079 >>54041949 That was not the issue, dumbass. Their loans are fine. As a matter of fact, the issue was that they couldn't give out enough loans and ended up buying MBS, which took a dive after interest rate hikes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:42:23 2023 No.54042086 >>54042052 absolute state of NFT faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:42:29 2023 No.54042090 >>54042052 Did he pay for that capybara?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:42:45 2023 No.54042096 >>54042052 >crypto should not be regulated right until the moment I get rugged

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:42:55 2023 No.54042106 >>54041981 rolling. fuck kikes

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:43:50 2023 No.54042125 >>54041931 Dude they put their asset balance sheet into Mortgage backed securities at 1.5% for ten years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:45:50 2023 No.54042167 >>54041882 >should i run to the store and buy canned food and to the bank and get my money yes, you should spend all your money in canned food, cigarettes and ammo. Money will be worth nothing as of next week. This stuff is gonna blow. Hard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:45:52 2023 No.54042168 >>54040828 you think this is the enlightenment take lol but this is literally what they want you to think because it encourages complacency. >don't worry consoomer, nothing bad will ever happen, just keep consooming, we can take care of everything

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:46:56 2023 No.54042184 File: 49 KB, 697x774, 1678434015458656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54038924 Saved

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:47:27 2023 No.54042193 Give it to me straight It's 2008, but this time it's fucking over. This is happening to put their CBDC in place

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:48:44 2023 No.54042230 >>54041982 What caused the billion dollars of withdrawals? I'm thinking it might be the fed going full retard with the interest rates long term even though inflation is dropping

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:48:45 2023 No.54042232

Schwab won't fail, but it would be smart to create a short position on them

a.) Most of their profits are purely interest-rate driven. They make the money off the delta between their investments and customer deposits. This % is shrinking as interest rates rise; a lot of the gains they made during periods of low rates will vanish

b.) Going back to their major funding source being customer deposits; customers will move their money to brokers like Fidelity which pay higher interest rates. This will force a selloff of cheaper-than-usual bonds to meet customer withdrawals.

>>54041931
Silicon Valley Bank executed a call for funding poorly. After taking a 4Q loss and seeing Silvergate collapse, the dumbest thing that they did was letting their new stock sale sit incomplete while markets were open. News of the stock sale sent their stock price tumbling (part due to Silvergate, part due to their already weak financials), which blew up the whole fundraising plan. Now with no concrete strategy for raising nearly $2B that they were short, the government stepped in to prevent more chaos.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:51:38 2023 No.54042291 File: 36 KB, 896x518, CRACKEN.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he didn't buy

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:53:37 2023 No.54042333 File: 52 KB, 600x917, svb gematria.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:53:54 2023 No.54042341 >>54042291 picking up literal nickels in front of a steamroller

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:55:10 2023 No.54042364 File: 229 KB, 627x720, 1631729677694.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54042333 (checked)

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:55:40 2023 No.54042375

>>54041385
Their business model was storing the money of extremely profitable tech startups. They had way more deposits than loans. The problem was that they used these deposits to purchase low interest rate bonds which became worthless with the rate hikes. They gave out too few loans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:56:13 2023 No.54042384 >>54042333 There's a apocalypse connected to every word in jewish schizomatria Nice digits though

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:58:56 2023 No.54042441 >>54042341 >not picking free money in front of a slow moving vehicle you can easily step aside from

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:59:07 2023 No.54042448 >>54042291 >Downside: lose everything >Upside: 10% max I think I have better odds playing poker

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:59:17 2023 No.54042451 >>54026501 I'd say is a small happening, but with huge repercussions

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 17:59:44 2023 No.54042462 >>54042375 "worthless" is an exaggeration, the loss is at most 20% since Q1 2022 on longer dated treasuries and at most ~6% on 2Ys

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:00:18 2023 No.54042480 >>54042448 >>Downside: lose everything 0.01 >>Upside: 10% max 0.99 'hurr hurr poker'

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:00:49 2023 No.54042490 >>54042448 what is a stop loss?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:01:19 2023 No.54042496 File: 211 KB, 640x640, Fq9NwjcWwAAuU3h.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:01:53 2023 No.54042503 >>54042490 >what is nobody lining up to catch your falling knife

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:01:56 2023 No.54042505 >>54042490 better trust your exchange then; stop losses don't mean anything if the exchange halts trading and lets the price fall below your orders (Coinbase)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:03:30 2023 No.54042528 >>54042503 >stop-loss doesn't work because it just doesn't ok! show proof of this ever happening on kraken >>54042505 Kraken has never halted trading during way worse downturns than this.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:06:06 2023 No.54042583
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>>54042490
>stop loss with no liquidity
People who played with USDCHF thought stop loss would help them, or Robin Hood customers. I can tell you're a new comer zoomer by having so much faith in this tool

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:06:16 2023 No.54042587 File: 100 KB, 1570x849, USTUSDT_2022-05-09_22-57-33[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54042291

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:06:19 2023 No.54042591 >>54042528 precedent doesn't mean anything in crypto markets

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:08:27 2023 No.54042630 >>54042587 If you think this is anything like UST you are a fucking retard. >>54042591 By that logic don't use anything or do nothing, ever, because what if aliens show up and blow up the servers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:10:08 2023 No.54042665 >>54042341 retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:12:37 2023 No.54042709 >>54037652 Citigroup is pretty shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:12:58 2023 No.54042721 >>54042630 keep your stop losses on then, i really don't care

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:13:35 2023 No.54042733

>>54042193
Give it time every recession is similar but every recession has its own unique quirks. Remember these things take time houseing didn't bottom out until 2012 after the 2008 crash for example. One big difference between this time and 2008 is we weren't suffering high inflation due to the 2001-2003 recession.

Another thing is it takes time for the poorly run banks to unravel though when yhey do collapse it is extremely chaotic and sudden. Something to look at is Crypto. The death of Crypto was sparked by Terra Luna crashing to zero last year and 1 year later we are still seeing shockwaves rippling through. Is SVB going to collapse the banking system as whole? Probably not. Will it sends shockwaves through the banking sector we haven't even considered to be a problem yet? Oh most definitely add on now that one bank has collapsed you start to see panic. Like shit I don't even keep much money in the banks and I am concerned abiut things like getting my pay check, what happens if my bank collapsed before a direct deposit, what about my boomer dad who keeps all his retirement in a bank because he has no financial back bone.

Simple as we just don't know but this isn't over by a long shot. The media will underplay it because they don't want to be on the hook for spreading more panic potentially causing a run themselves. Remember Financial media is different then political media they are actually accountable if they lie because the market always reveals the truth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:13:40 2023 No.54042735 File: 403 KB, 637x609, 87t8y78t.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 posting in epic dead (as in DEAD TECHIES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:14:00 2023 No.54042742 fuck this shit i barely graduated and started working to raise funds i barely got pennies to invest barely like $1k why can't they hold the collapse back at least a couple of years so i have enough capital to short this shit properly and make it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:15:44 2023 No.54042771 Just checked and not a single one of my IRLs is even aware that a bank collapsed, much less that it was SVB

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:15:47 2023 No.54042774 >>54042742 $100 dollars on 200 puts on SVIB went to 2mm iirc. just git gud anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:16:20 2023 No.54042786 >>54042733 Banks won't collapse suddenly in my option, it'll manifest similarly to the savings and loan crisis, where banks went under one-by-one over a decade as their loans returned less than what they were paying in interest

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:18:33 2023 No.54042828
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>>54039210
>Literally anything happens
>Jews lock up your accounts to make sure they get paid first just in case the sky is falling
How many times has this happened in like 2 years
How can people take this
I guess I'm no better JP Morgan Chase could decide I don't eat starting tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:19:07 2023 No.54042836 >>54042630 No, UST was just the test run and this is the main event. This is orders of magnitude larger. At least you'll learn a thing or two about stop losses next week.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:21:22 2023 No.54042894 >>54042771 yeah the normals wont find out how bad things are until at least july/august. we still have time to get our affairs straight. >>54042742 sqqq NOW

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:21:50 2023 No.54042904 >>54030613 STABLE STABLE STABLE STABLE

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:22:41 2023 No.54042921

>>54042742
I said the same in 2008. Start getting money together and start buying if you are serious. Do not touch individual stocks right now we have no idea what will get heem'd. Best thing to do is buy into a total market ETF like VT or VTI and just chip away at buying it. Even if you have to buy fractions... also ignore the LOL THOSE FUNDS WILL COLLAPSE TO ZERO AN YOU LOSE ERRYTHING FUD.

You are 18 any money you lose now is trivial compared to the money you will make over the course of your life. Even if you lost 5 years it would be stupidly easy to recover vs a 40-60 yo. Best part of after 5 years of heeming markets go up 30% then you will feel like a fucking investing god vs the sad sacks who never do anything.

Oh and buy through your IRA so it is tax differed for the love of all that is good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:22:58 2023 No.54042931 >>54023757 CAN SOMEONE FUCKING TELL ME WHEN THE INSURANCE COMPANIES ARE GOING TO COLLAPSE?! i fucking hate insurance agents. they deserve whatever that is coming to them

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:23:30 2023 No.54042945 >>54042742 you can always create synthetic leverage with deep OTM puts

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:24:09 2023 No.54042960 >>54027060 'ts already done fren ever heard of ICP?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:24:37 2023 No.54042971 >>54042786 That was what I was trying to say. I feels like we will see some smaller banks die this year though but yeah real damage will be felt down the road.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:24:53 2023 No.54042978 File: 71 KB, 828x521, green_lines.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I knew buying and holding vix would pay off

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:25:34 2023 No.54042999 1 BTC = 1 BTC

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:25:36 2023 No.54043003 >>54042931 insurance companies are very stable because nothing will erase their float sans a apocalypse-level event

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:25:38 2023 No.54043004 File: 451 KB, 539x540, 1669806893816027.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So do i sell everything or what

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:26:18 2023 No.54043017 File: 209 KB, 258x364, 1678559150818.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54042921 based heemer, man of great intellect

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:27:48 2023 No.54043051 >>54042921 hmmmm, i dont know that its smart to buy anything just yet. Personally I'm waiting until after october. We haven't seen shit yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:28:19 2023 No.54043064 >>54042375 That's even more retarded

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:29:40 2023 No.54043093 >>54043064 that's how many banks work, biggest being Schwab/Fidelity

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:30:20 2023 No.54043105 >>54042341 This

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:30:21 2023 No.54043106

>>54043051
True but if the best you can produce is $100 dollars per month it doesn't really matter when you buy it between then and now the difference is trivial vs if you try to time it and the stock market actually goes up which can happen or worse continues to crab.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:31:43 2023 No.54043135 Remember, if they try a bailout, we don’t pay back any debts from any loans because they can get fucked. They always save the banks, never the people. Fuck the banks and power to the people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:32:01 2023 No.54043141 >>54041809 Luv ya too based catto poster, the ocean is looking more blue then ever. May our ships cross paths one day, as we raise our black flags

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:32:21 2023 No.54043144 >>54033593 Tell me what the fuck 1 BTC is

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:36:27 2023 No.54043213 >>54036390 Welcome redditor

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:37:04 2023 No.54043226 File: 394 KB, 598x566, Screenshot 2023-03-11 at 13-36-32 SVB (@SVB_Financial) _ Twitter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54040146 yep

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:37:39 2023 No.54043243 Posting in a gay thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:42:06 2023 No.54043315 File: 1.74 MB, 640x360, 2193(2)(1).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:44:53 2023 No.54043366 >>54043315 arent dicks supposed to be bigger

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:45:47 2023 No.54043381 Which bank is next?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:46:00 2023 No.54043384 File: 845 KB, 203x288, 1678412730634561.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54038924 I'm fucking dying

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:48:57 2023 No.54043433 File: 36 KB, 354x354, 1677257393809.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54043315 anon...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:53:03 2023 No.54043501 >>54043381 wells fargo or baa by the looks of it

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:54:00 2023 No.54043517 >>54037828 So it was all money laundering

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:55:22 2023 No.54043545 why the fuck did jannies use this hideous background? we aren't all fucking stupid weebs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:55:45 2023 No.54043551 File: 361 KB, 519x857, 1678536157476761[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] goys...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:56:26 2023 No.54043564 >>54043545 newfag

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:58:33 2023 No.54043609 >>54043551 Glad we can always count on him to start a crisis

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:58:38 2023 No.54043611 it's funny when USDC caused the SVB crash lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 18:59:45 2023 No.54043638 >>54043501 baa? I've also heard signature

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:00:13 2023 No.54043648 >>54043551 things like this really feel like some sort of mean-spirited internet meme joke because you think there's no way "experts" who move hundreds of millions wouldn't know what they're doing until you actually realize it's for real

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:00:22 2023 No.54043653 >>54043611 other way around

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:00:40 2023 No.54043659 >>54043564 Been on /biz/ since 2017, this is no longer a weeb board. anime is for manchildren, grow the fuck up pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:02:48 2023 No.54043693 File: 620 KB, 637x483, codydrinkspoison.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54043638 meant to type boa my bad my excuse is that i was thinking of usaa at the time

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:04:15 2023 No.54043727 File: 1.33 MB, 1268x1268, 512241CD-5240-4CB6-8548-C99F7FEBD6D1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So did the bank insure deposits to $250k or not? I heard it was uninsured?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:04:36 2023 No.54043738 >>54043659 if you lurked more, you'd understand why the background is weebshit

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:05:06 2023 No.54043751 >>54043693 I've seen Morgan Stanley had money in SVB. Are they in the same boat?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:06:50 2023 No.54043780 File: 37 KB, 893x518, 95 cents.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54042836 >two more weeks! you newfags are adorable fair price for USDC at this point is 96 cents, anyone that sold before that is a fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:06:51 2023 No.54043782 Funny that they announced this on a Friday after market closing. Very convenient

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:07:48 2023 No.54043801 >>54043659 >2017 newfag

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:08:34 2023 No.54043811 >>54043551 my fucking sides >>54043693 >mmmmmmhh, heavy water

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:08:35 2023 No.54043812 >>54043727 Who knows. Alex Jones claims 1.5 billion in deposits were uninsured. It's clownworld stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:09:03 2023 No.54043826 >>54043727 As far as I have read, any accounts with amounts over 250K will have anything over that amount uninsured by FDIC

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:10:29 2023 No.54043863 File: 148 KB, 971x728, lizard wizard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54043501 >>54043638 >>54043693 The Temple of Baa welcomes you

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:10:41 2023 No.54043865 >>54043826 That is my understanding as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:10:58 2023 No.54043874 >>54043812 >>54043826 they'll get their 80 or so cents on the dollar, issue is that a lot of people and companies will need to use that money that's now in receivership for day-to-day expenses. insured funds will be released Monday

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:11:41 2023 No.54043889 >>54034905 Why cant I unembed?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:11:53 2023 No.54043893 >>54043381 Td bank

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:12:17 2023 No.54043898 File: 5 KB, 118x141, 1658965523274060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54043659 >2017 Fucking noob

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:12:51 2023 No.54043910 >>54042742 it is better to have hard times when you're young and have little expenses and responsibilities + small salary. What you don't want to be is a 32yo married guy with a kid on the way and a mortgage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:13:28 2023 No.54043927 File: 314 KB, 2048x1151, 1655903266914631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what if nothing happens on moon day?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:14:21 2023 No.54043944 >The copers on biz telling themselves it's all fine Kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:15:16 2023 No.54043958 >>54043874 That is under the assumption that they can offload SVBs assets, but from what I have heard they were deep in bonds so they would have to mature to pay out (as far as I know).

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:15:41 2023 No.54043964 File: 1.08 MB, 2894x4092, 1652431583932597.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54043944 a happening would be nice but I don't want to get too excited and be let down again

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:16:59 2023 No.54043990 >>54043958 you can just sell the bonds at a 10% or so loss on the open market at current prices

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:18:33 2023 No.54044024 File: 218 KB, 553x435, 43643.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MODS = FAGS

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:20:04 2023 No.54044058 >>54043874 I hope those folks have credit cards to use in the meantime. Never put all your eggs in one basket. Never put all your money in one bank.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:22:33 2023 No.54044105

>>54044058
they'll get their FDIC insured funds (up to $250,000) on Monday. it's more of an issue for companies that are large enough to significantly exceed this, but not large enough to have revolving lines of credit that they can tap to make payroll etc

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:22:33 2023 No.54044106 File: 1.61 MB, 498x348, 41A8946A-199F-413E-8427-2FF1CD7AC24D.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeews!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:29:13 2023 No.54044203 >>54043648 >Gentile

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:38:01 2023 No.54044333 File: 1.69 MB, 480x270, 1643097462976.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54040146 Zoomie here, what happens after a crash?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:39:03 2023 No.54044348 >>54044333 Another world war or another revolution or maybe both

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:39:05 2023 No.54044352 >>54044333 everyone dies

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:39:30 2023 No.54044362 >>54044333 A recession.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:40:25 2023 No.54044382
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Where will banks get the money when the run starts Monday? No bailout this time. And if there is, it will cause hyperinflation. The collapse of the West started yesterday. And that's a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:41:37 2023 No.54044410 >>54044333 Lot's of jumpers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:42:00 2023 No.54044412 >>54044333 Crash has already happened a year ago, but if another one does they will raise interest rates further and it's time to buy bonds

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:42:21 2023 No.54044423 >>54044333 It It happens

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:42:33 2023 No.54044429 >>54044382 the Federal Reserve would provide short-term loans to cover customer deposits while they sell off their assets. they did this in 2008 when they extended the term of discount window borrowing to 30 days.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:43:47 2023 No.54044456 >>54044382 >And if there is, it will cause hyperinflation post hands

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:45:32 2023 No.54044486 File: 639 KB, 1962x2732, 1647604112988408.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54044382 who said that they'll be allowed to withdraw money?

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:46:06 2023 No.54044495

>>54044333
Depends how bad the crash is. Sometimes you walk away with an adrenaline hit and some choice words, sometimes you're killed on impact, sometimes you're pinned under the wreck in a remote area for weeks while wild animals rape you like step-sister stuck in a dryer.
Ranges from "funny story" to "closed-casket funeral."

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:46:42 2023 No.54044505 File: 82 KB, 981x1024, D84F99D0-D658-4832-B0AB-A30B084CC360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:48:01 2023 No.54044527 File: 1.16 MB, 498x280, 1669687456424338.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54044505

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:53:56 2023 No.54044616 File: 17 KB, 346x346, 1660682525411566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54044333 A recession which will be remedied by another world war. Strap in friendo, you're in for a wild ride.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:55:28 2023 No.54044635 >>54044505 Fake. They would just bail her out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:55:37 2023 No.54044637 File: 2.02 MB, 498x280, aliens-paxton.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54044616

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:56:54 2023 No.54044661 File: 189 KB, 462x450, 1592074837960.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 Can someone explain what that means and how important it is?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:59:01 2023 No.54044700 >>54044661 It means almost 2 billion dollars disappeared and now FDIC (The US federal government) has to underwrite the most of the losses.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:00:23 2023 No.54044727 >>54044700 Is 2 billion a lot for the government? Isn't that like chump change for them? Musk alone has over 200 billy

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:02:44 2023 No.54044773 >>54026179 2 weeks

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:04:38 2023 No.54044804 Should I rebalance my shares portfolio towards bonds? Don't want to lose my gains bros

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:05:05 2023 No.54044817 >>54044727 Considering the covid payout was over 2 trillion, yeah it's a writeoff for the fed. But taxpayers will eventually feel the pinch. If other banks fold over the next few days, hold on to your hat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:05:40 2023 No.54044827 >>54044505 >iSource News

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:07:59 2023 No.54044865 >>54044505 >>>/pol/419307893

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:08:31 2023 No.54044875 >>54044700 Its 171B not 2B

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:09:32 2023 No.54044893 File: 1.18 MB, 500x281, XVV.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54044827 >Jake! I need dat money! Jake!...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:09:34 2023 No.54044894 >>54044804 bonds will lose value if rates are hiked further. your call

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:09:39 2023 No.54044896 File: 433 KB, 1440x1244, 1667154319745721.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how will this affect the shitcoin market? I'm already down like 50% kek.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:10:00 2023 No.54044905 >>54044817 What other banks?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:12:11 2023 No.54044948 >>54044875 >Spittake.gif Oh shit! https://youtu.be/O1hCLBTD5RM

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:13:06 2023 No.54044960 >>54044875 they are insolvent by around 2B, 171B didn't get zeroed out. expect around 80 cents on the dollar once everything passes through recievership. no clue where you retards are getting 100% losses on their bonds

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:16:03 2023 No.54045008 gentlemen i know nothing about this, QRD? who should i short? 2009???

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:16:07 2023 No.54045012 Why can't powell bail them out? Inflation is a nothing burger. If svb fails then the economy will rupture into something worse than 2008

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:16:30 2023 No.54045020 >>54044960 So then roughly a 20B loss then after all is said and done, assuming they can offload the assets. Still not a small chunk of change. The real question is what will happen when the ripple effects start?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:20:13 2023 No.54045089 >>54044960 Offloading 100 billion in mortgage backed securities all at once surely won't have any spillover effects

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:20:22 2023 No.54045092 >>54044905 None. Maybe one more... Maybe two.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:21:23 2023 No.54045115 >>54045020 Bro, bear sterns only lost $18b. The ripple is going to be monstrous especially if the other $180b they were responsible for gets paid out by the fdic at pennies on the dollar

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:22:33 2023 No.54045141 >>54045115 in 2008 Lehman Bros was worth about $1 Trillion in 2008 Bear Sterns was worth about $30 Billion today SVB is around $250 Billion or about in the middle of the 2 keystones in 2008.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:23:32 2023 No.54045165 more then a 1000 posts, this might be serious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:24:57 2023 No.54045191 >>54045012 2008 led to ows trannies. Inflation causes literal revolutions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:24:59 2023 No.54045193 File: 20 KB, 598x198, mark cuban.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Odds on what Mark Cuban suggests happens? If so what will be the repercussions?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:25:33 2023 No.54045205 >>54045165 Big brothers death sticky got more than 4000 replies

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:25:56 2023 No.54045214

>>54045020
>>54045089
the MBS market is $9T, and their MBSes are going to be unwound very slowly in receivership. It'll bump prices down, but there's not going to be too much contagion. Of more concern is the reason for their collapse, which is rising interest rates. SVB collapsing likely won't cause other banks to collapse, but other banks are still facing the same fundamental problem--the loans they've issued and the bonds they've bought are decreasing in value as interest rates rise, and the interest rate which they have to pay to depositors to entice them to keep their money in is rising. If they keep interest rates at this level or increase them further, it'll be like the savings and loan crisis of the 80s and 90s, with smaller banks taking the same risks to stay afloat as they did then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:25:59 2023 No.54045215 >>54034905 >nigger mod doesnt know how css background-repeat works HAHAHAHAHA no wonder /biz/faggots are a failure

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:26:39 2023 No.54045227 >>54045193 Hyperinflation and more banks failing, coz wtf cares about risk? The fed will just bail them out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:28:12 2023 No.54045248 >>54045193 seems reasonable, shame it just encourages banks to continue relying on being too big to fail

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:28:48 2023 No.54045264 Wow only 1282 posts? Biz is dead

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:28:48 2023 No.54045263 File: 2.81 MB, 2359x1749, 1643623636671.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] good morning

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:28:51 2023 No.54045266

>>54045193
Mark Cuban is a fucking retard at times. Why the fuck would another bank want to take them over? They have negative book value, why would anyone want to paper that over with equity (dilutive) or new debt?

Do they want a JPMorgan Chase / Washington Mutual type purchase, where they put a gun to a bigger bank's head and force them to buy SVB out?

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:32:09 2023 No.54045332
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>>54045214
The question is what is effectively the margin to default on those? I had a guy I work with at ML tell me about a customer he had buying 5% CDs on Wednesday from SVB for the rates. So I expect some level of contagion like with USDC today and with the private balance sheets being as thin as they seem to be for something like this to happen, its not really a matter of pure math but of the panic that will be caused by a second or third bank failure in a month that would really fuck up everything

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:35:53 2023 No.54045390

>>54045020
The big problem is fractional reserve banking, everyone is caught up in their 209 billion in assets.......... NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THEIR LIABILITIES AND HOW MUCH THEY LOANED OUT ON THOSE ASSETS. There’s a reason they couldn’t find a buyer who would then own the liabilities of the money they loaned out

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:36:43 2023 No.54045406 >>54044865 >2023 is the year wine mom jesus gets bogged And there were faggots who killed themselves and missed out on this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:36:50 2023 No.54045409 >>54045266 Yes that's exactly what they want. It's the "smartest" people in the world, the saviors of mankind, screaming DEVS DO SOMETHING!!! Hopefully Biden and Powell tell them to go fuck themselves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:37:34 2023 No.54045427 >>54045214 And what do you think happens to all the companies that can't pay their employees while they wait an unmarked amount of time to maybe see some payout from receivership, and the spillover of people who can't afford to pay their mortgages?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:38:29 2023 No.54045437 >>54044333 Recession, which will be one of many reasons for war.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:38:53 2023 No.54045449 >>54026001 >not just blocking that shit out nigger

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:39:18 2023 No.54045458 >>54023757 test

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:42:17 2023 No.54045517 >>54045427 Hopefully they all go back to India and it's not too expensive to purge the curry smell from their homes and apartments.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:43:26 2023 No.54045541

>>54045390
Thats kind of what im getting at here >>54045332
Is the black hole that this just created is easily enough to start collapsing anything exposed that has even a 1% over exposure to something in as speculative as VC would cause contagion if a run starts (and it look like it has even though its a small scale)
But this was basically inevitable when the cap for fractional reserve was basically removed for covid.
Then the second question of just how much and the FDIC actually insure? I suppose that limit will be tested.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:44:34 2023 No.54045561 >>54045012 You are the nothingburger

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:45:09 2023 No.54045574 File: 20 KB, 729x295, oSLACVZ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fug

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:46:41 2023 No.54045594

>>54045266
for those unacquainted with JPMorgan's purchase of WaMU:
>WaMu makes poor lending decisions, accruing a large dollar amount of high-yield subprime mortgages
>Those subprime mortgages start accruing losses
>WaMu signals weakness by downsizing, laying off employees, closing offices
>Investors and depositors begin to freak out, withdrawing funds
>Funds withdrawals trigger selloff of the assets backing those deposits
>FDIC steps in, secretly auctions off WaMu to JPMorgan Chase behind closed doors
>FDIC seizes WaMu, puts it in receivership
>FDIC sells WaMu assets to JPMorgan for $2B, with the agreement that JPMorgan honor all customer deposits
Analysts believe that JPMorgan Chase didn't really have a say in the matter, since the deal was horrible for them. The secrecy of the closed-doors auction doesn't help either

>>54045332
i suspect the federal reserve will backstop bonds with open market operations before shit gets bad. 2008 was an utter meltdown, but ultimately, very few banks did fail outright.

>>54045427
a legitimate company will have access to revolving credit which will allow them to make day-to-day payments, like payroll. if they're legit, they won't have all their money in one bank. otherwise they can always sell their rights to their funds in receivership for a bit of a loss (think "I have a structured settlement and need cash now"). the only way for a company to fail because of this is
a.) $250,000 is not enough for them to meet their day-to-day obligations for about a week
b.) they aren't large enough to sit at the "big boy" tables at the bank and request a loan backed by the funds being held in receivership (or to sell their rights outright)
the portion of companies matching these two criteria are very small

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:47:32 2023 No.54045608 >>54043659 kek, return to Leddit, clearly more your speed

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:48:35 2023 No.54045630 The more I read about this, the harder I laugh Also obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uANqJvfZxc

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:49:29 2023 No.54045647 File: 49 KB, 997x1561, svb companies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54045427 list of svb companies

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:52:43 2023 No.54045678 the real question is who is exposed to long dated bonds? anyone holding 20+ year treasury bills has taken a 20%+ hosing since 1/1/2022

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:54:49 2023 No.54045709 >>54045678 All the crypto exchanges that weren't just outright stealing money.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:55:33 2023 No.54045718

>>54023757
You guys are retards. You created the same hysteria around Evergrande a year ago.

>load ze double spending fud
>load ze evergrande fud
>load ze elon fud
>load ze china fud
>load ze korea fud
>inb4 I'm the retard for not understanding muh implications

Relax.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:55:34 2023 No.54045720 Where's the crypto crash? I was hoping to buy the dip but it's actually going up.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:56:38 2023 No.54045736

>>54045541
FDIC isn’t really the problem here since so few people actually banked there with accounts 250k or less. That’s the only thing saving the FDIC’s ass right now and not causing a country wide bank run. The FDIC only has around 128 billion dollars and another 100 billion line of credit. SVB didn’t count on regular people’s deposits to fund their banking operations like Wells Fargo, Bank of America and regional banks do, otherwise Monday people would be showing up at banks nationwide demanding their money when they find out the FDIC is a giant paper tiger and only have around 1% of what it would cost if they had to cover what would be needed to cover all the FDIC insured accounts. The person you said who bought a CD depending on the size of it is probably covered by the FDIC unless it’s over $250k then I don’t know.

The reason nobody steppped forward to buy SVB and take over it’s liabilities is becuase of what happened back in the GFC where banks were absorbing other troubled banks too fast and didn’t know the full picture of how bad of shape the other banks situation was and it turned into a clusterfuck which required the government bailouts. That’s why it’s anyone’s guess what happens by Monday morning since there were no buyers when Goldman announced Monday morning they shopped SVB around and couldn’t find anyone willing to take them over then 3 hours later the regulators shut down SVB and turned over receivership to the FDIC, which is trying to reassure people that they FDIC system is working as designed when the FDIC is a total fucking joke but if the public was to realize this it would possibly collapse th entire banking system in America.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:57:10 2023 No.54045745 Guys I'm going to be in NYC on Tuesday I'll bring home a bucket of tepid banker tears

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:58:06 2023 No.54045762 >>54045720 When the goberment steps in and applies Securities and Bank regulation to crypto and exchanges.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:58:28 2023 No.54045770 >>54045718 say what you will, but the markets were going up until Evergrande, and are down 21.4% since then

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:58:34 2023 No.54045772 >>54026085 Nigger why would a bank like JPM float bond sales for a company that's almost never turned a profit lmao.. SVB existed for a reason. To write puts on for these big banks and slurp up all the assets on fire sales. This is jewry 101

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 20:59:16 2023 No.54045783 >>54045647 The Bloomberg article said half of all venture-backed US companies had direct exposure, so a lot are being awfully quiet

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:00:17 2023 No.54045796

>>54045736
>That’s why it’s anyone’s guess what happens by Monday morning since there were no buyers when Goldman announced Monday morning they shopped SVB around and couldn’t find anyone willing to take them

Thats where my mind keeps going. And seeing what has happened the last 3 years when there is widespread panic, Im not optimistic

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:00:45 2023 No.54045803 File: 74 KB, 620x1024, Fq9UuP8WYAI7C3x.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54044203 You summoned me?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:00:59 2023 No.54045807 >>54045647 Holy shit Ginkgo

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:01:58 2023 No.54045827 >>54044960 Why can't they restructure if they're only 2 billion out? Seems like they could keep going as a going concern if they had some help.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:02:05 2023 No.54045828 >>54045736 the FDIC is a joke, but they'll find a way not to touch the FDIC insurance funds like they did with Washington Mutual

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:02:55 2023 No.54045844 >>54045803 >the semitic smirk that's no gentile

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:04:15 2023 No.54045866 File: 408 KB, 886x770, 1678568647847.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54043551 >>54045803 >Joseph Gentile It's either proof that the demiurge has a strange sense of humor, or that we live in a simulation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:04:28 2023 No.54045872 >>54041465 Stop losses don't work in market gaps or high volatility.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:05:45 2023 No.54045890 >>54026407 At this moment "You asked for this" and soon to be "You can't stop it" if any other wrong piece falls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:06:23 2023 No.54045898 >>54045866 That "lens cloud" is looking like it's ready to settle down.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:07:39 2023 No.54045919

>>54033180
>If it turns out to be true that they lose their deposits, there could be more bank runs: Lots of businesses keep uninsured deposits at lots of banks, and if the moral of SVB is “your uninsured transaction-banking deposits can vanish overnight” then those businesses will do a lot more credit analysis, move their money out of weaker banks, and put it at, like, JPMorgan. This could be self-fulfillingly bad for a lot of weaker banks. My assumption is that the FDIC, the Federal Reserve, and the banks who are looking at buying SVB all really don’t want that. If you are a bank looking at buying SVB, and you do a detailed analysis of its assets and conclude that they are worth $180 billion, and you come to the FDIC and say “I will take over this bank and pay the uninsured depositors 95 cents on the dollar,” the FDIC is going to look at you and say “don’t you mean 100 cents on the dollar,” and you are going to say “oh right yes of course, silly me, 100 cents on the dollar.” [9]
>Maybe I’m wrong about that, but if I am it’ll be bad!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:08:27 2023 No.54045931 >>54045718 >Evergrande gook corp not same has USA corp

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:09:29 2023 No.54045946

>>54045827
they're 2 billion under, but as a bank that means that they have a net worth of -2B. the reason they were put into receivership is to avoid them trying to gamble their way out of the mess with risky investments and expensive restructuring and potentially making that negative number more negative. another point against allowing them to continue was that they had just failed to secure a $2B stock issue, which puts into question their ability to raise $2B at all.

>>54045803
CFO of their bond division, lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:09:54 2023 No.54045953 File: 8 KB, 213x237, so it begins.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You anons ready for Bloody Monday? Strap in. It's gonna get pretty bumpy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:11:52 2023 No.54045991 File: 17 KB, 635x133, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LMAOOO

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:13:00 2023 No.54046011 >>54045991 Did you really expect anything diffrent? Jews, man....fucking heebs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:13:02 2023 No.54046013 >>54045953 Banks who don't do high interest-exposure work with Crypto/VC will be fine. Some VC banks and major crypto exchanges might blow up, but that was always their Final Destination.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:13:07 2023 No.54046015 >>54045991 Pure chutzpah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:14:01 2023 No.54046031 >>54045991 Of course they did. YEah, no bailout for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:14:10 2023 No.54046032 >>54045991 https://www.axios.com/2023/03/11/silicon-valley-bank-paid-bonuses-fdic nothingburger, they were scheduled for the 10th for a while

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:16:00 2023 No.54046054 File: 112 KB, 2255x1150, 5620871B-19B4-4352-8DC1-68A87EF8B152.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread moves so slow everyone will notice that I’ve been picking nose privately since kindergarten

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:17:17 2023 No.54046076

One thing I fail to understand. Are these 250K insurances not only about the current account? I understand companies that do lots of daily transactions need a reasonable buffer, is there not better way to do this?

Because it cannot be anything else, any sort of savings would be invested in something instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:17:28 2023 No.54046080 Anyone got the "yeah I'm thinking we're back" wojak graph webm handy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:19:09 2023 No.54046111 >>54046054 State collapse is not a risk, it would be freedom at last.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:21:14 2023 No.54046150 >>54046054 you can tell this survey had too many options or was just a shit survey because there's no issue in multiple rows

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:21:47 2023 No.54046164
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>>54046111
>>54046111
>State collapse is not a risk, it would be freedom at last.
Yeah, wind in your hair, a burly sociopath putting his hot dickings in your bussy every night...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:22:15 2023 No.54046173 >>54046054 >digital inequality what even is that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:23:18 2023 No.54046192 >>54046150 It’s not a survey it’s a plan. 3 first points have already came to fruition, we are looking at cyberattack and push for online ID right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:24:19 2023 No.54046217 >>54046173 niggers don’t have phones to usher CBDCs and smart cities

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:24:22 2023 No.54046219 >>54046192 Online ID should have happened years ago Steve.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:24:27 2023 No.54046222 File: 93 KB, 852x960, 1639798690810.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QAVquq9bNs

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:24:43 2023 No.54046230 >>54046032 Planing it ahead of time doesn't make it an empty bun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:25:53 2023 No.54046254 Is this the edgy retard thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:27:07 2023 No.54046282 >>54046254 No, you're lost, I think the rest of the edgy retards are on the second page.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:27:51 2023 No.54046294 >>54046080 Sirs please

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:28:28 2023 No.54046310 >>54046230 if they could have seen this coming that far ahead of time, they could have avoided this all together. you're giving a bunch of retards too much credit

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:30:14 2023 No.54046337 Nothing causes me more joy then watching tech trannies lose money, death to all tech trannies, allu akbar. Long SARK, GOD BLESS TUDDLE CAPITAL

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:30:24 2023 No.54046339 >>54046219 >he posted on an anonymous image board Nothing stops you from putting your name and photo in your posts, you’d surrender your privacy for a scrap of attention

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:31:32 2023 No.54046366 The other banks know that SVB is debt and not an asset. They're not going to buy them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:32:17 2023 No.54046380 >>54046339 All the catty bitchery would certainly dry up, along with a lot of deflated internet tough guys. Internet schizos could get the help they need. A lot of good would come of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:33:20 2023 No.54046398 File: 2.08 MB, 2944x2208, The fuck did he mean by this.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54046339 I got you senpai >le dox I have metamask, wanna see my penis too? I doxxed that years ago

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:34:22 2023 No.54046416 /pol/ here Is now the time as a european to empty my bank account to keep the physical cash or we good?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:35:49 2023 No.54046440 >>54046416 This is only going to fuck crypto ponzis and specialty banks holding unicorn monies.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:38:26 2023 No.54046491
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>>54046310
Or maybe you aren't able to see past the smoke and mirrors. Know about this ahead of time doesn't mean they could avoid it or even wanted to. Market crashes aren't accidentally. They even have a name for this one, "The Great Reset".

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:38:34 2023 No.54046494 >>54046416 Go back to kissing Putin's dick Ahmed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:39:03 2023 No.54046502 >>54046380 Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:40:03 2023 No.54046518 >>54046502 Yeah sure tough guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:41:25 2023 No.54046545 >>54046398 post selfie or kys niggerfaggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:41:52 2023 No.54046554 Still seeking the funny wojak meme. You faggots can stop acting like any discussion will save the dollar any time now

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:42:26 2023 No.54046563

>>54046518
You still haven’t posted your name, face, address, and other personal information. Of course you won’t, you’re a faggot who demands others do so they can be punished on a whim, losing their livelihoods, destroying their relationships, driving them to suicide, etc.
You fucking bastard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:43:22 2023 No.54046580 >>54046380 >>54046518 >posting anonymous means you act like a tough guy >t. affirmative action glownigger

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:46:05 2023 No.54046635
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>>54046164
human 'civilization' is a kike brain-parasite impediment that exists solely to prevent boykittens and co. from being radiant fonts of love on this earth for those they tend <3

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:46:11 2023 No.54046637 >>54046545 You first cringe faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:46:34 2023 No.54046645 >>54046554 God damn this schizo nigger beggars still around? Kill yourself manlet. If you post one more time I'm gonna post your gay ass naked selfies with you and your beef jerky.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:47:04 2023 No.54046654 >>54046563 I'm for everyone being forced to drop their Halloween masks and white hoods at once. Then the internet suddenly turns polite, and little faggots like yourself will have to find some other way to vent your inadequacies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:48:25 2023 No.54046678 >>54046654 >at once So you’re a pussy ass faggot with no principles. Got it

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:49:02 2023 No.54046688 File: 830 KB, 1784x2787, 45541221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54046398 Schizophrenic begging manlet get off my fucking board you nigger.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:49:35 2023 No.54046694
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Why should I care? I live life debt to the maxxed. Worst than can happen is bankruptcy (common these days).

You should debtmaxx too before they start enforcing stronger penalties for bankruptcy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:50:22 2023 No.54046710 >>54046678 One day soon I think we will all find out about one another. I eagerly await that day, tough guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:50:55 2023 No.54046718 >>54046645 Yeah make me famous. Post the one with the sawzall

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:52:02 2023 No.54046737 >>54046710 Some feral nigger will eat your face first when shit starts failing since you are probably some urban faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:52:29 2023 No.54046747 >>54046718 >Famous Yeah when the great war happens I'll find you baby ass and post your corpse for all to see and you'll totally be internet famous schizo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:52:48 2023 No.54046758 File: 64 KB, 463x750, n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >inb4 they hand us the bill for this shit again

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:54:08 2023 No.54046786 >>54046747 >great war happens ill find your ass Doubt it. You urban garbage can't even find barcade without google maps. You'll twist your vegan ankle walking around the woods at night

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:55:20 2023 No.54046804
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>>54046710
>calls you a tough guy
>says lack of anonymity would make people who act like tough guys drop the act
>when asked to show his face since he wants everyone to be forced into online ID he chickens out
lmao you’re a projecting faggot who yourself acts like a tough guy, who supposedly doesn’t care about privacy, but is too afraid to live by his principle. Let me guess, you wouldn’t be boosted if other npcs didn’t take the vaxx either eh tough guy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:55:47 2023 No.54046815 Yeah, we will miss all of this homosexual bad-ass banter post-anonymity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:55:57 2023 No.54046819 >>54046786 >>54046747 Now post the Sawzall + sunglasses pic. I look like terminator

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:59:14 2023 No.54046894
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obsession with money to any extent, even to to a bare minimum required to so much as go along amidst this faggot globonigger kleptocrat necrocracy of a planetary order, really does turn you into a piece of shit, lower than an animal. the people who actually use this board are filth souls.
you cannot serve God and mammon at the same time bros, whatever you very probably think life is, that ain't it. perhaps a demented parody at best.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:59:57 2023 No.54046910

>>54031193
I thank you for your good intentions, but take out the "turn from my sins" line in your prayer. All those scriptures you cited say nothing about turning from your sins as a prerequisite for salvation. It's Jesus alone who saves, and we grab hold of him through faith alone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:00:50 2023 No.54046926 File: 1.86 MB, 228x170, 1675930961855934.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where's my fucking wojak webm frens

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:02:23 2023 No.54046958 >>54046894 You're right, but in this economy you can't afford not to worship money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:02:46 2023 No.54046968 >>54046894 fag

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:03:45 2023 No.54046992 >literal who bank collapses >massive panic and even a sticky Please clam down, retards. Once the Jews finish dumping on you next week, the markets will start climbing again. There is literally nothing to worry about.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:04:44 2023 No.54047016 File: 73 KB, 359x495, 1649735373050.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54046958 just say no. embrace death, come what may. have a spine. lotta people digging themselves big holes on this rock that will not be emerged from for many lifetimes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:06:27 2023 No.54047048 >>54047016 Easy for you to say. I can't die yet. There are people depending on me and there might even be a chance that this nightmare will one day end.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:11:52 2023 No.54047154 >>54046992 >literal who bank collapses Wells Fargo is not a literal who bank. SVB isn't the only one having issues.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:13:03 2023 No.54047185 File: 2.50 MB, 270x180, lel.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm going to buy 30k of apple stock at the end of trading monday.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:13:12 2023 No.54047186 File: 69 KB, 666x426, Screenshot_20230311-141248_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54047048 I can't die yet either, people depend on me and this nightmare can all end if SOMEONE POSTS THE FUNNY MCDONALDS WOJAK YEAH WERE BACK WEBM

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:13:52 2023 No.54047198 >>54047186 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1b8AhIsSYQ

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:13:58 2023 No.54047202 >>54029727 OP is always fake and gay. Checks out with you being a fucking tranny.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:14:00 2023 No.54047204
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>>54047048
all those people you posit to care for and love? die too at the end of the day. no stopping it. it's the same for everyone and running away from it (or even refusing to hold memento mori constantly in mind) only renders one into a beast. what good are you doing them in helping substantiate their existence amidst this degenerating hellscape of a civilization? when will you realize that there is very probably no hope to be had for as debased a species as this? that all is left is a further descent into the toilet ? what good is living (as you are, at least) doing you, yourself ?
the infinite value of a human birth at base, universal estimation is the capacity to metacognize, and all the way through at that, on the matter of death.
you are consciousness itself and utterly immortal through and through. this life is a dream as are all others. all that's going on here is undulation from one density of phantasmagoric play of light across the field of beingness to the next, forever.

and you can take THAT to THE bank, and i mean it. <3

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:14:27 2023 No.54047216
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>>54046815
kek look at this faggot, been real quiet since he got btfo’d >>54046804
>I’m against privacy but only if all of you are doxxed first
>my vaxx won’t work until you get yours

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:15:55 2023 No.54047249 File: 426 KB, 1169x985, 1677678866922303.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I know jackshit about this stuff but does it mean Jews kvetching for eons?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:16:19 2023 No.54047260 File: 101 KB, 850x1078, 1665967538815973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54047185 based

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:17:27 2023 No.54047273
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>Work for a biotech that has SVB exposure (don't know how much yet)
>Have hated the job for a while and was already looking for new jobs

Seeing it crash and burn would be nice, even if it fucks up my plan of finding a new job before leaving instead of going unemployed for a while.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:18:47 2023 No.54047301

>>54047204
You can choose to see it as a hellscape. It does pretty hellish but there are still things worth fighting for. I'm not greedy, but I won't rush to the end or deliberately cause pain and suffering. Even now I can still at times find beauty in the struggle and the sacrifice, especially when I'm reminded what it's for. This world will chew me and spit me out, there's no doubt about that, but I can still appreciate the good in it, even if it means I have to sacrifice parts of myself to survive in it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:20:55 2023 No.54047335 >>54047249 Who cares, /pol/tard.

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:21:10 2023 No.54047338
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>>54047301
>The crime you see now, it's hard to even take its measure. It's not that I'm afraid of it. I always knew you had to be willing to die to even do this job. But, I don't want to push my chips forward and go out and meet something I don't understand. A man would have to put his soul at hazard. He'd have to say, "O.K., I'll be part of this world."
be wary of the stakes of the game which you play

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:21:58 2023 No.54047355 >>54047301 sounds like a quote from some tranime

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:23:29 2023 No.54047374 >>54047335 Imagine hating the smartest board on 4chah

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:25:41 2023 No.54047418 >>54028779 Shred a whole cooked chicken after purchase, divvy it up and freeze it. it’s the bachelors handbag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:27:21 2023 No.54047451 >>54047016 First we got the 'genociding every other race will solve all my problems' tards now we got people literally saying 'let go' george lucas style. Holy shit you guys are fucked up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a7x5N2eVFE

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:29:07 2023 No.54047479
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>>54047451
i am a proud tourist to this place and am only here because my murder machine nostrils are picking up a big swathe of kike blood in the water and i am the anti-semite in the same way that people speak of an anti-christ <3

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:32:44 2023 No.54047543 >>54047479 thats cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:33:23 2023 No.54047552 >>54047543 thank you ;3

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:33:38 2023 No.54047555 >>54046894 Globonigger, I'll remember this one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:35:51 2023 No.54047586 rolling for JP MORGAN DEATH

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:37:36 2023 No.54047614
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give your energy to

>VIRULENT SYSTEMIC CONTAGION AND RUINOUS COLLAPSE
VIRULENT SYSTEMIC CONTAGION AND RUINOUS COLLAPSE
>VIRULENT SYSTEMIC CONTAGION AND RUINOUS COLLAPSE
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>VIRULENT SYSTEMIC CONTAGION AND RUINOUS COLLAPSE
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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:39:09 2023 No.54047640 toasting in legendary bread

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:39:37 2023 No.54047644 LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:41:17 2023 No.54047674
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'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:43:05 2023 No.54047707 File: 2.67 MB, 540x960, 1620513807445.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] whens the crash?

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:43:20 2023 No.54047712
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https://news.yahoo.com/wall-streets-4-top-banks-121159690.html
>JPMorgan,Bank of America, Wells Fargo & Morgan Stanley are in total collapse after many people reported that their Money disappeared having negative balance or that they can’t withdraw their cash, Wall Street's 4 top banks just had $55 billion wiped off their market value in a single day
it's over

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:44:01 2023 No.54047725 >>54047707 >fat as in actual fat rear end >no tits Eww, gross pass

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:47:11 2023 No.54047782 >>54047707 fuckin' monday nigga hold onto your butts fr fr desukai upkun famalam

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:48:21 2023 No.54047803 File: 56 KB, 340x630, 1678574901172.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54047782 no cap? On god?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:49:28 2023 No.54047817 File: 10 KB, 284x284, 6jqD0HD2_400x400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54047803 ON GOD all caps

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:51:52 2023 No.54047850 >>54047803 no cap fr fr my guy

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:52:24 2023 No.54047858

you will at least see some shit, i promise, if today and tomorrow do not whet your satiations, i am convinced, as a total and objective illiterate having now looked at it from as many sides as i can reasonably muster to find.
what exactly will happen from here though is totally in the air beyond some extent of earnest severity
>>54047712
this is already pretty gnarly

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:52:53 2023 No.54047865 File: 297 KB, 1032x664, 20230310_160051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:53:44 2023 No.54047879 File: 164 KB, 368x400, 1675267083367221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 1000th post

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:54:32 2023 No.54047897 File: 324 KB, 1133x719, 16785752609001338307211704153537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 2nd reminder https://twitter.com/ComfortablySmug/status/1634586269807149062

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:57:54 2023 No.54047955 >>54047865 there is no such thing as a coincidence, and i do not mean to imply any specific conspiracy though one may exist but proximal interrelation and cosignificance of events is never accidental or random. enjoy the ride !

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:00:16 2023 No.54048003 File: 1.43 MB, 3196x2400, 1678570014832248.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54047955 Found a better graphic

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:00:31 2023 No.54048009 witnessed. $USDC already set for a recovery and $eUSD being the first ever RToken to encounter a depegging proves the Reserve protocol works and that $RSR is a sound investment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:11:50 2023 No.54048224 Nothingburger. The feds will bail out the israeli VCs

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:12:22 2023 No.54048243 >only 1000 posts board is dead

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:12:32 2023 No.54048246 >>54047712 Now that's prime slurpin' right there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:12:50 2023 No.54048256 Why don't we just have everyone work for the Governement and be paid shelter and food instead of dollars? boom, deflation in the double digits

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:14:04 2023 No.54048276 >>54048256 If i was president everyone would love building stuff for me

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:14:16 2023 No.54048279 >>54029362 Start sucking dicks for money you tranime freak

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:14:33 2023 No.54048282 >>54048256 they're so allergic to deflation that they'd literally print 2x the current amount of money in circulation if the inflation rate went over -2%

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:16:31 2023 No.54048320 File: 1.85 MB, 616x1080, bigshorttopindicator.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54032392 which we've known was coming for over a year now

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:17:23 2023 No.54048336 File: 271 KB, 1368x870, premade burritos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ow my frickin ears

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:17:29 2023 No.54048337 >>54048279 why are you so bullish about pushing a guy into sucking cocks? may it be because you want to... invest, so to speak?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:20:14 2023 No.54048381 >>54048282 great! positive feedback loop

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:20:33 2023 No.54048390

>>54048336
they taught me how to make quesadillas in middle school and it was basically the single thing of value that primary education ever managed to impart. dope food but i can't stomach eating much meat anymore and without chicken there's no point

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:22:33 2023 No.54048419 File: 193 KB, 1080x1938, Screenshot_20230311-143801_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Still fucking waiting for my epic wojak chart ponder webm

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:25:53 2023 No.54048468 >>54047865 LMAO

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:28:53 2023 No.54048523 >>54041786 Cringe

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:29:32 2023 No.54048534 >>54023757 >Moodys rating A Like poetry

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:30:25 2023 No.54048545 posting in historic thread

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:34:33 2023 No.54048614
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Circle said they started the transfer on Thursday, they say that under the rules of FDIC the transfer of the 3.3 billion should go through on Monday since it was done before Friday.

Is this true?

Please say this is true as I have a lot of money in USDC. I need to cash out, but can't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:35:15 2023 No.54048627 File: 127 KB, 1130x1468, It'sover.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It is unequivocally, undeniably, unfathomably over. The first bankruns on monday will take down multiple banks before the afternoon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:38:53 2023 No.54048690 >>54048614 Nobody knows.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:38:55 2023 No.54048691 >>54048627 Wow JPM really is a fortress

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:38:57 2023 No.54048693 >sticky HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA kys financial illiterate retards

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:40:05 2023 No.54048709 >>54048691 Yeah I wouldn't be surprised if this was orchestrated by JPMorgan to be honest. There were reports of JPMorgan emails going out to big clients on Thursday stating that SVB was risky.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:42:09 2023 No.54048747 Any USAA anons on? We safu, bros?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:43:37 2023 No.54048769 File: 357 KB, 1080x891, Psycho.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54047865 purely a coincidence

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:47:27 2023 No.54048841 >>54030451 If the FDIC runs out of money the Fed will just print more, inflation be damned.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:48:21 2023 No.54048860 > NOTHING WILL HAPPEN NOTHING WILL HAPPEN > NOTHING WILL HAPPEN NOTHING WILL HAPPEN > NOTHING WILL HAPPEN NOTHING WILL HAPPEN

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:48:33 2023 No.54048864 File: 272 KB, 828x758, 1A58C1A4-20CB-4693-85F5-8858911FA918.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:48:47 2023 No.54048870 >>54048841 fed printing for the FDIC won't cause inflation because money supply remains constant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:51:16 2023 No.54048915 File: 276 KB, 709x765, 1678575865888989.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://twitter.com/CitizenFreePres/status/1634690669079035904 Also hi mom I'm in a sticky

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:52:39 2023 No.54048941 >>54048860 this desu

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:53:47 2023 No.54048949 >>54048915 >https://twitter.com/CitizenFreePres/status/1634690669079035904 First Republic has the least liquidity too, it's soooooo so so so fucking over

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:58:19 2023 No.54049014 >>54048949 Sweet

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:00:01 2023 No.54049032 File: 243 KB, 516x526, 1678579172560.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >HISTORIC THREAD Ahem, to my brothers: Alex, Brandon, and JJ... Eat shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:00:31 2023 No.54049043 File: 209 KB, 522x502, 1553119386528.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54048915 you love to see it

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:01:06 2023 No.54049050 i can hear music on firefox but cant hear music on brave. does anyone have any ideas what it could be or a section in settings to look in? i know it's a wide open question but i cant find anything in the settings that are too obvious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:01:27 2023 No.54049059 >>54048747 Probably. Depends on how this ripples over the next few weeks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:01:48 2023 No.54049065 File: 235 KB, 2560x1439, n062.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i do not like this background

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:01:53 2023 No.54049071 >>54049032 can I save this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:02:05 2023 No.54049073 >>54048949 >https://twitter.com/CitizenFreePres/status/1634690669079035904 Become your own bank. Habbening. By Monday it will be dead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:02:38 2023 No.54049084 >>54049065 Me neither, fren.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:05:01 2023 No.54049107 This is Gesara.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:05:52 2023 No.54049124 >>54049073 Yeah I can't even see it making it to monday without at least activating HODL mode

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:07:31 2023 No.54049147 >>54049124 Just logged into my banking app to move some money so i can go to the ATM. Emergency maintenance. Not fucking kidding.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:07:31 2023 No.54049148 >>54045193 >Who gives a shit about managing risk? We'll be rich if we win and if we fail the fed will bail us out 2008 all over again, huh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:07:57 2023 No.54049155 >>54049071 No, you had your chance.

Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:08:59 2023 No.54049173

as THOUGH the emperor was not without clothes well and prior to this shit, by the way
everyone and their dog is getting fucked up the ass. the slightest whiff of this is of course going to drive the masses further up the fucking wall
this is all very, very, very big.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:10:11 2023 No.54049189 >>54049147 Which bank?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:10:50 2023 No.54049202 File: 15 KB, 511x280, wreckage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54049147 They expect one of us in the wreckage brother. I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:11:21 2023 No.54049209 >>54048627 Wow my bank is way better than I thought it was. Feels good bros.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:13:02 2023 No.54049232 >>54049189 Santander. >>54049202 fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:16:18 2023 No.54049275 >>54049065 Go back to your GME threads, Lum

Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:17:40 2023 No.54049295
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>Bank runs U.S. wide
>ATMs in emergency maintenance mode
>Limits on withdrawals in branch
>Suddenly no fiat in branch
>Deposits not appearing in accounts
>Transfers (((suspended)))
>Uninsured accounts heemed
>Banks collapse from overleverage on derivatives with your savings processed into numbers on a screen with little to no reserves
>Your money vanishes into a puff of logic
>Bankers faces When they got their bonuses before the contagion
Gotta pull out fast!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:18:17 2023 No.54049309 >>54043551 >Gentile this has to be a joke. what a name to go along with this

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:19:05 2023 No.54049329 >>54043551 why do fellow white men do this bros

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:20:37 2023 No.54049349 File: 551 KB, 751x573, chs3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54049309 God is a comedian, playing to an audience, that is simply too, too, too afraid to laugh <3 but it shall be coaxed from you surely enough as the sun rises ;3

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:21:19 2023 No.54049356 How much will Elon bid ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:22:35 2023 No.54049378 >>54049356 $1, Bob!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:22:52 2023 No.54049382 >>54049356 Elon has no money

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:25:40 2023 No.54049434 >>54023757 wATCH EM GET BAILED OUT BY ISRAELI HAPPENS EVERY SINGLE TIMEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:26:28 2023 No.54049449 File: 198 KB, 220x165, 1627852367901.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >keeping money in a bank >not keeping money in a credit union you deserve to lose everything

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:30:55 2023 No.54049529 >>54032991 This is all even more true of crypto — I mean, the Fed raised rates once and the entire crypto industry vanished? lmao. boomers eat this shit up

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:31:04 2023 No.54049532 >>54048614 If they did not use same-day ACH to transfer the money, they are fucked. My company got our money out of SVB with a same-day transfer initiated yesterday. For everyone else, it's too late.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:35:04 2023 No.54049616 How many people were are going to short stocks monday?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:35:20 2023 No.54049623 >>54031119 Ron___ Three Big Dragons

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:38:14 2023 No.54049678 >>54049616 I am shorting Debit Swiss First Republic Truist Key Bank

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:40:36 2023 No.54049722 >>54049356 Elon is literally overleveraged how the fuck he is going to bid lmaoooooo

Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:42:36 2023 No.54049763
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Tourist from /sp/
Don't have enough money that financial crashes effect me in terms of investment losses very much, but obviously am very sensitive to the immediate downstream effects.
I'll pray for you all.
Do you guys know what this guy's name is?

Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:44:13 2023 No.54049795
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Just got an M&P-22 not too long ago and looking to sell it once the normies start panicking and realize they need a piece. Think I could sell it to a retarded gang-banger and get more money than from noguns?

Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:44:32 2023 No.54049801

Hello fellow nazis, you guys seen that funny wojak in a mcdonalds suit looking at a rugpull chart and seeing a green candle and saying "yeah.. I'm thinking we're back"
Heh. Golly would sure be neat if 4channel anonymous users could post it for me. 1408 comrades 139 times soon

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:48:09 2023 No.54049863 >>54049678 Good luck brother >>54049763 Dak? Hope you are good too bro.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:49:39 2023 No.54049893 >>54048860 yesssss keep believing that good consoomer... just keep consooming... keep buying... everything is safe don't worry

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:49:39 2023 No.54049894 When something like this happens is it already too late to sell or what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:49:57 2023 No.54049905 >>54049763 My first guess was Dak Prescott, but my gut is telling me Sneed Picksick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:51:09 2023 No.54049931 >>54049894 You cant change the past, but you can change the path you are on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:51:59 2023 No.54049944 >>54049894 i think people's hopes of doing much of anything come monday are optimistic to say the least, has an entire 'nother day to melt down before then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:52:42 2023 No.54049959 I spent more than enough days researching this. There is no fixing this. I knew it was ganna be a problem after it was declared the covid EBT + SNAP covid boost was ganna go away. Think about it. Thats less liquidity. Anyways we are fucked.

Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:59:34 2023 No.54050066

1. This bank should be connected to other banks so find those names and "alert" people
2. People should be saving 1 thousand in their houses just in case
3. >Nooo muh america
Don't worry you will earn 20% less if banks sink and prizes will fall too, maybe to 10% - 12%

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:08:51 2023 No.54050220 https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-03-12/us-discusses-fund-to-backstop-deposits-if-more-banks-fail?fbclid=IwAR1h3XGYlh8WYccDwhb79MGIbvL42Jxr2rLQ7yPWan_KiK6h_zAdOzqQsCk

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:10:37 2023 No.54050252 >>54050220 Put it in a twitter screencap so i can gauge what my outrage should be better Also wtfwt bros. Did you see the charts? All charts bros. Heh. Yeah...I'm thinking we're back haha Let's post funny webm's to celebrate

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:10:50 2023 No.54050254 >>54050220 nice facebook tracker anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:12:12 2023 No.54050282 >>54050254 I HATE THE CLICK ID

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:12:14 2023 No.54050284 File: 33 KB, 657x527, 1617324569099.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just ban cash, problem solved. If people can't tangibly remove "their" money, then no reserve is sneeded and the debt can run up indefinitely

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:14:05 2023 No.54050320 >>54050284 Why have cash at all when I have a gun and my neighbor doesn't

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:14:28 2023 No.54050328 >>54050284 sir the nobel commission should be contacting you shortly i very much ponder if we will see a cbdc by the end of it

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:18:03 2023 No.54050389 >>54050284 Modern Monetary Sneedory

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:20:08 2023 No.54050423 Which bank is next anons? Credit Sweeez not looking too good either.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:21:20 2023 No.54050445 >>54050423 Literally wells fargo. Also I hope bank of Am*rica goes down too, bunch of faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:21:37 2023 No.54050455 >>54050423 deutch bank, this is going world wide easy to convicne normies its cryptos fault when the bank is from le ebin cylicon valie

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:22:37 2023 No.54050477 >>54050445 why wells fargo? what have you heard about them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:22:53 2023 No.54050483 File: 70 KB, 1044x542, Screenshot_20230301-151607_Gallery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54023757 Can I get a Death to America ITT? Gas the Jews.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:23:39 2023 No.54050493 >>54030290 What kind of 12 pack of beer is 12 bucks? Even the cheep stuff is like 16 a twelve pack. You obviously aren't old enough to drink

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:24:43 2023 No.54050512 >>54050493 He's posting from 2004, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:25:42 2023 No.54050535 >>54050477 wells fargo runs on fraud as a general practice

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:34:27 2023 No.54050686 >>54048627 How come a bank as large as Bank of America has a whooping 54% ratio of unrealized losses over Tangible Equity? >US$ 2.41 Trillion in Assets. Source: >https://www.insiderintelligence.com/insights/largest-banks-us-list/

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:38:19 2023 No.54050746 >>54048336 This was before chicken was 12 dollars per breast

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:41:05 2023 No.54050804 >>54047712 Those stocks all pumped on Friday after that news, im sorry but nothing is happening this time

>>	SAGE Sun Mar 12 01:44:35 2023 No.54050863 STICKS GONE FAGGOT THREAD GONNAGOUP IN PAGES

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:45:47 2023 No.54050884 Oh great, just when the mods do something based they go and fuck it up MODS STICKY

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:46:39 2023 No.54050900 farewell ebin bread

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:47:06 2023 No.54050906 >unstickied >we're going down like SVB now fugg

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:53:07 2023 No.54051007 >>54050906 It's alright, the revival of this thread will be a First Republic Sticky soon

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 02:04:20 2023 No.54051201 >>54050900 I was here to check them digits. F to us all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 02:07:38 2023 No.54051248 >jannies remove sticky before my terminator selfie was leaked They don't want you to see peak physical condition anons

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 02:16:39 2023 No.54051383 where do we line up for free soup?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 02:23:55 2023 No.54051494 loosen up those wallets faggots. It's BAILOUT TIME

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 02:26:08 2023 No.54051537 >>54051494 We do bail-ins now, goy

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 02:26:57 2023 No.54051551 I am rewatching The Big Short for the 10th time. It is so kino.

Anonymous Sun Mar 12 02:27:12 2023 No.54051556

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Good morning, Sirs

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 03:03:19 2023 No.54052138 >>54030386 Fucking hell

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 03:44:05 2023 No.54052905 >>54039085 very succinct redpills

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