/biz/ - Business & Finance

SLURP! REDDIT SLURP!!!!!!!!

>Come on bear, head straight for the banking sector.

Draftkings is a good fucking play, like rock solid. Cant go wrong with it. They are about to legalize gambling for silly shit like WWE wrestling. Zoomers will be gambling on literally anything and people will encourage it.

FUCK POWELL
FUCK BIDEN
FUCK BAGGIE
FUCK ROCKER
FUCK YOU

where my slurpniggas @?

Monday is going to be blood red so I'm not slurping

SLURP THE DIP!

>>54015624
It appears I am a genius

>>54019135
lmao this is the best AI image ive seen.

>>54019121
>this time, it’s different
They unironically said it

jej

Who's comfy?

>>54019121
I sold my UVIX and SQQQ it is now free to bounce back up.

>>54019151
I bought the dip because even in a falling stock market there will be short squeezes to rally the markets like a phoenix. which is when i will short again. I am like surfer ride the wave broooooo

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJjNLs-zumU

>>54019173
I thought we would have at least a week to pack our bags but those stories clearly say it's absolutely over. Blood red triple breakers all day next week. We are DONE.

>>54019182

>>54019121
My 600 shares of SIGA will make me rich by this time next year.

What, you didnt actually think fags were gonna stop having gay sex orgies, did you?

I strongly suggest you journal on days like this and write down your feelings and suicidal thoughts. It's a great tool for self reflection.

>>54019135
AI Jerome looking chunky.

>>54019168
i'm still waiting on 23 soxs nigger

My company just let go of 80% of the employees myself included, I just got this job making 90k a year and I got fired just a few months later

now im back on the street and competing for jobs in a terrible economic environment, fun.

Dubs and the Biden bull run started by democrat Barack Obama, temporarily halted by republican Trump and his botched handling of COVID as well as trumpflation, resumes!

cant believe theres still two more hours of this shit

>>54019184
i have sell and buy limit orders
none have triggered
i'm so bored right now

>>54019208
Which company/industry?

>>54019151
>*SLUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRP*

>>54019121
I sold most of my shit. I can't believe I sold too late. I was really optimistic. I'm down 3 percent for the week which isn't too bad I guess. Although 3 percent is quite a lot of money for me and I feel like I sold late and in panic. I transferred most of my USD to CAD. At least I make most of those gains and I'll put it in high yield savings ETFs for now. Some dividend stocks.

I sure hope it keeps going down next week

some how my spxs got filled for a really high price even though SPY went up a lot. no idea why but Thank you jesus.

>>54019208
/biz/ should just make our own company at this point. Why slave for shlomo and broccoliheads when we are clearly superior businessmen anyway?

VIX is at 28... lmfao.. really???? wow looks like good time buy the dip

Im noticing a lot of impatience in these threads. Meanwhile my Microsoft dividend just arrived

>>54019208
> My company just let go of 80% of the employees myself included, I just got this job making 90k a year and I got fired just a few months later

>now im back on the street and competing for jobs in a terrible economic environment, fun.

PATTERN CHECK!??!
What is the Praying Mantis ??

Its fucking over

>>54019246
Lol.

>>54019242
I would be down but you folks are too cowardly and I would like to hold you all accountable, in person, using violence.

If that is acceptable, we should do it.

ID determines the color our shit will have for the weekend after this wild day

Huh, what a day !

My SOXL average is 28. Really crossing my fingers that this year goes well.

>>54019273
I'm good for it. PM me and we can get started.

>>54019244
SPX just wanted a little kiss

>>54019229
Same this shit has me mega scared, sold everything even my 401k.

i made 20% on my account shorting today boys. all cash into close watching from the sidelines. not letting the jews 0dte squeeze me this time. gonna smoke weed n jerk off before power hour

>>54019274
eat more proteins

heeb-bros...

Holy shit drv going ballistic

>>54019208
Similar story but my mom just told me my rich step dad may have a job for me at his company, guess that counts as networking. I lost mine back in mid December though and went from making 110k a year to 50k with only 1/2 wfh jobs left. 90% of places I apply to don’t even send a rejection email so at this point I will take what I can get now, don’t believe the people saying the job market is good.

That was a cute dip bulls

>>54019228
Anon, he works for a company that laid off 80% of the staff and he was making $90k a year. It shouldn't be hard to figure out what he did for a living.

BOYS WE'RE FUCKING DOOMED GOD DAMN IT NOWHERE TO HIDE NOW

>>54019268
t. impatient

>>54019277
beats crab desu. I like when shit gets interesting.

>>54019298
>Sunnis and Shi'a do fusion dance to take on the Qui
I can see it

>>54019331
kek

>>54019320
Well it never hurts to confirm. Plus there's a difference between a dickpic startup and a fintech startup. If it's the latter, that's a great signal to short ARKF.

>>54019168
just sold all my SQQQ for a tidy lil 13% profit.
Will buy back in when retards buy le dip
like taking candy from a baby baaaybaaaaaay

Bros I'm trying to use the Law of Attraction to raise this market. Please, how do I use magic to make the market rise. Why is it not working. Visualize it...Visualize it...come on...I'm going to go meditate and work on my breathing. Come on guys, if you believe it hard enough, it will make it real.

>>54019298
CIA is going to murder one of their leaders and frame the other country

>>54019334
First exciting week in 3 months. This is still tame compared to September.

>>54019343
Both Iran and Saudi Arabia work with Israel if money is on the table, they only bicker for theatrics. It has always been like this.

>>54019331
He's the only boomer I know that can stomach full sugar soda like that. I'm 35 and went out to lunch with my boss and they didn't have coke zero and diet coke is foul, so I went with a regular coke and by the end of the meal I felt like I was going to throw up from all the sugar in just one glass of coke. How the fuck do people drink multiple cans or bottles of that shit a day?

>>54019367
>how do I use magic to make the market rise
First off, how many crystals do you have?

>>54019383
insulin resistance.

i was betting nasdiq going down. i was one week too early and then i raised my stoploss from orginal place so it got triggered right before this dump started....

for what purpose?????

>>54019383
Practice makes perfect. I know incredibly skinny dude who drink 5-6 redbulls a day. The tall cans, not the regular small ones.

>>54019383
Buffet Sensei receives fresh shipments of organs each month

>>54019383
I am seemingly invincible, drank an entire bottle of vodka and a 2 liter of mt.dew last night. Wasnt even hungover. Hit the gym. Day went as normal.

>>54019372
if dubz its Iran and the glowies get caught after the deed is done. High Five!

Opened /pmg/ in another tab just in case.

>>54019251
Don't soijack a man when he's down. That's just low.

>>54019367
try picrel but with your portfolio or favorite equity

>>54019354
Its definitely safe to say he was a techie cubicle cuck. Probably a "product manager" kek

>>54019121
denied

>REITS

cant even get circuit breakers after the largest bank bust in almost a generation?
im not even going to break out the popcorn, what a dissapointment

RIP RUSSELL
you will be forever loved

>>54019409
sir you are over investing. keep it simple.

This is what the FDIC physically seizing a bank looks like if you are curious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAE8i40A5uI

>>54019367
Dumbass you cannot control the stock market. The market is controlled by the richest smartest people in the world. The only thing you can do is to align your energy to theirs so you can ride the market in your favor.

Don't force the market to do what you want. That is RAPE. You need to be tender and soft and make love the market.

>>54019438
That’s Monday

>>54019399
you retard, insulin resistance would keep blood glucose level high, leading to the feelings the anon you quoted is describing

>>54019277

>>54019414
ahh to be 20 again...
just wait until you get a 2 day hangover after a 6 pack, daniel-son
its coming

>>54019444

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5Nb8-vo0a8

>>54019151
what is that creature

>>54019184
Doing okay. Short signal renewed this morning so it's back to conservative position of 100% sqqq.

>>54019459
I am 30 and have battered my body relentlessly since I was 12, perfect physical specimen despite this.

At this point we need Carter to die soon so we can get a day off

>>54019440
Lol at the weeb who said it was better earlier this week

>>54019462
The ruler of the sniff chads

>>54019462
a seacow

>>54019462
Mermaid

>>54019184
I AM THE OPPOSITE OF COMFORTABLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The vix is plunging but the market is too, odd

>>54019367
Use remote viewing to figure out where the market is going instead of trying to direct it.

>>54018886
I tried to have the AI make a pitbullgirl, but I don't think it knows what to do to make her pitbull-like

>>54019432
I am 100% certain that jobs like this chicks only exist for brief periods (less than 2 years) to breed interest for the position even though when (you) the sucker, apply for the job, youll be making 48k in a cramped office with zero free food and monitored water breaks.

>>54019443
i know im dumb.

>>54019444
>60 minutes
I'll never watch them, or give them any credit again after the way Lesley Stahl treated my president.

>>54019227
>front facing nostrils
we are not all one race i don’t care

It’s over. It’s over and you are trying to buy the dip. You just don’t understand.

>>54019480
based

WTF WAS THAT

>>54019475
The older you get you either have to be all in or all out when it comes to alcohol. I drink most days and very rarely get hungover, but if I were to take a week off and come back to it, I'd probably have to call off work the next day.

>>54019462
You know how in dune those who consume enough spice begin to evolve beyond the need for physical bodies? This is the evolution of slurpers

>>54019503
pricing in is occurring.

What is JPow thinking right now?

>>54019437
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR "COMFY" 6% YIELDS NOW, YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARDS?

>>54019121

>still believing in le slupring
Worse than stocktwits this place is.

>>54019516
Protip: vitamins and milk thistle

>>54019512
If my $3500 dollars is not in my account next friday I will literally do a domestic terrorism. And not in minecraft.

>>54019444
I'm scared bro. You have me shook bros. REAL SHOOK.

Several weeks ago, a pajeeta from my work seduced me while we were on a work trip. She just FaceTimed me and told me she missed her period. I’m married. Idk what the financial implications of this will be, especially with everything down

>>54019503
Where have you been the past few months??
The VIX has been broken ever since the introduction of 0DTE options.

WHAT DO I BUY?
>WHAT DO I BUY?
WHAT DO I BUY?
>WHAT DO I BUY?
WHAT DO I BUY?
>WHAT DO I BUY?
WHAT DO I BUY?
>WHAT DO I BUY?

>>54019523
all according to keikaku

>>54019545
bonds

>>54019545
Buy SIGA

>>54019545
anything tech related or oil.

isnt it too soon to slurp?

>>54019512
uh oh

What's the deal with bond yields shitting the bed after jerome implied further rate hikes?

THERE IT IS, MY CALL BOUGHT BACK
alright now i just need soxl to go under 12 then the market is allowed to recover
this day is looking up

>>54019553
What does keikaku mean?

bank run happening here in victoria bc at TD
not sure why lol

>>54019584
idk but wells fargo has me sussed

>>54019572
flight to safety. people fear recession so they buy long bonds

>>54019545
Bullets or rope, depending if you want to go down fighting or take the coward's way out

>>54019512
>Tfw 99% of my networth is across Bank of America and Fidelity
I'll be okay right bros...?

>Pictured: Wells Fargo taking entire boomer bank accounts and blaming it on a "glitch"

>>54019606
a bullet is versatile. it is all you need.

Bobros, we riding this all way down for the next few months? Mumus were dunking on us for what feels like half a year.
I feel like waiting until the usual summer dump, maybe like June and then start quietly closing my shorts. Not sure though, what do you gentlemen think?

>>54019507
Jobs like hers exist to try and keep the software devs that make the money for the firm from bailing for higher salaries. That's why they're all "hot" and in their early twenties.

>>54019595
out of all the shit that wells Fargo has been exposed for doing you still choose that bank.

I got my paycheck today. Hopefully it isn't my last one.

>>54019613
For some reason I trust Fidelity. You never hear anything bad about them.

Nice uhhh January effect you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it

Is it over?

>>54019541
Oh come on bro please tell me you didn't jizz inside some clearly crazy brown girl

sers the bayhorse is up and ruunning smoothily

>>54019634
It was not an option at the time. I'll move my balance to jepee, it's long overdue

>>54019541
Share pics

Wells fargo, anybody?

>>54019475
>>54019516

I'm 34 now. Booze started kicking my ass around 30-31. When I was younger I could drink a half gallon of liquor every other day and stay in shape/workout but around my early 30s I went skiing super fucked up/high and I bent over and just tasted fucking pennies in my mouth. Dealt with acid reflux/gerd for the better part of a year. It's fucking terrible I do not recommend. It's really painful/anxiety inducing and I'm not a little bitch. I would rather break a bone than have GERD again. The hangovers get so much worse too with age. I rarely drink nowadays

>>54019643

Unironically moving my cash from my bank to my Robinhood account. I use a smaller private bank and suspect they might be in the same boat.

>WONT ROBINHOOD GO UNDER TOO
No.

URANIUM

Nothing to see here, folks.

>>54019507
The entire tech sector is one giant ponzi scheme. You have a company that produces nothing but ideas, hires thousands of people to do nothing but have meetings about ideas, they make 6 figures salaries and buy or rent property that is grossly overpriced because said tech company pays way too much to their employees and real estate companies know this, the restaurants in the surrounding areas know this as well so they charge you $18 for a slice of avocado toast. Then the company inevitably collapses because they don't actually make anything and run out of ESG money and their only revenue was ad revenue which was also a ponzi scheme because it's just a bunch of bots artificially inflated traffic numbers on said ads, so eventually the books show that their ads aren't actually producing results so their customers back out. After that the entire system and surrounding area implodes. Techie cubicle cucks getting fired isn't good enough. They should be publicly humiliate as well.

>>54019512
Who the fuck summoned the chaos god?

>>54019676
Robinjew owes me 10 grand and keeps telling me too bad so sad

>>54019595
should have gone with the superior wells company

>>54019613
>Bank of America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5ukHIke38c

We are gonna get some scam pump the rest of the day aren’t we

>>54019687
cool it

>>54019541
Was she hot at least? Some pajeetas can be incredibly hot. Like that CNBC chick.

>>54019641
Me too honestly, Merill can fuck itself though

im betting against wells fargo
wish me luck

>>54019707
thats looks like a safer place to store my money than wells fargo.

Ruh-oh!

What were the last couple of weeks leading up to the crash in 2008 like? Was it this slow ramp up like what we are seeing right now?

>>54019701
no refunds

>>54019367
Sorry, the whole stock market is already unironically powered by LoA shit and the bears have a way bigger deck than you today.
T. Schizo

>>54019663
That bank has been fined and implicated in so many scams and fraud shit I can't even keep track of it anymore. Why the fuck would anyone bank with them?

SPY isn't even oversold yet... RSI still at 35
i think this dumpy has more legs

You could have avoided this whole ordeal if you just listened.

>>54019741
10x less painful than that past 2 years

>>54019541
Fucking kek I hope this is true. I'll never understand some of you guys. This is something I literally never have to worry about because I'm married to a 2d girl. Imagine touching 3dpd unironically. Lol. Lmao even.

>>54019741
Yeah was pretty slow, everyone knew about it and was pretty chill.

>>54019735
>They're green today

>>54019741
this isn't 2008.

Blah blah blah another "We're so fucked" type day. Thing is if your a long term holder why should you shat your pants over today? Instead you should look at this day as a gift. Today's one of those days you drop in a mega load. (Got 40 yrs?, 10k tossed into a S&P 500 fund and uh forgotten about for 40 yrs will turn into a tidy sum)

>>54019687
Rich fucks are funding people into middle class and you are against it?
Should they just buy all the houses and make you rent instead? And farme land?

>>54019687
They should be publicly executed.

My personal play in the last 5 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtUVQei3nX4

>>54019769
trust the plan
-Q

>>54019701
(X) doubt

I've never had a single problem with them and I basically use them as a checking account and withdraw 2-3000/month that gets transferred to my bank within 1 day every time

Would SVB bank failed if they had more diversity in their organization?

>>54019775
Dangerously based

>>54019681
>>54019663
>My money's gone?
>You have no explanation why?

>>54019775
this is the worst portfolio on a general full of 100% triple leverage portfolios

>market pumping on no news again

>>54019771
The events that lead up to the crash is just like 2008. Same things about to break just like last time. The fed hasn't learned anything at all.

>>54019775
>INTC
Haha look at the retard

In 1876 economists and mathematicians...

>>54019763
I fucking hate faggots like you. No one could have foreseen this set of news. If say yes, you are lying to yourself.

Risk off days are the days when I put on the most risk. actual factual.

>>54019815
Sometimes it hurts to be right all the time.

>>54019801
They were down for 3 days a few years ago during a panic, my options all expired worthless because of this. They say I cant prove it. They are bastards and owe me money.

>>54019775
Im sorry to be the one to tell you this, but your stocks will be worth nothing in less than 20 years. None of this will exist in less than 20 years. The gains you make in the next few years will determine where you land in the coming strife. Worldwide economic downfall is on the horizon.

>>54019815
how can the market move in any direction at all on ABSOLUTELY NO NEWS WHATSOEVER this should be illegal

>>54019834
>resilience
rofl

>>54019834
I can't think of a worse bullshitter than Yellen.
At least Cramer has panache.

and just like that, the dip has been slurped

>>54019765
I posted lewds of a 3d girl last night I used to fuck and you said you would sniff her brapper

>>54019816
More like banks are still acting like the greedy fucks they were in 08.

>>54019741
you can look at the chart from back then. it's all there. 08 got started with about ten months worth of bearish crab. the big waterfalls didn't happen until fall '08 and another in february '09.

>>54019792
Giving some zoomer a $200k a year job to read emails about inclusion and diversity all day just to turn around and fire them 2 years later is "funding people into middle class"
>>54019793
I wasn't gonna say it but I was thinking it.

>>54019775

Junk bonds are down 2% this week. This thing literally hasn’t even started yet. Opex next week will see 35 VIX as the gamma squeeze accelerates into it

>>54019838
are you serious? people have been saying higher rates would affect banks, loans and debts since it started.

>initiated a wire for 50k from Coinbase to my Wells Fargo account right before the fuckery with deposits started

welp

>>54019815
no news means there's not another bank failing and that's bullish

>>54019541
you sinned
and now you go to hell, bringing your "beloved" family with you
better luck next time

>>54019830
>>54019812
>>54019846
newfags?

I had to sell stocks to pay rent again

>>54019834
RECESSION CANCELLED YET AGAIN, SHITLORDS

>>54019838
this news is not a cause of what is going on
it is a result of what is going on
and what is going on was easily foreseen and spoken about here quite a bit

Who the fuck is pumping this shit

>>54019816
No, but keep thinking that.

>>54019892
why dont you try getting a job, it will be a lot easier to pay rent with an income.

>>54019838
>this set of news

>>54019869
Look at max pain and the massive put wall faggot. 70% options expire worthless.

>>54019890
Yes, market is actually moving again

>>54019812
>this is the worst portfolio on a general full of 100% triple leverage portfolios
cokeboomer is an archetype of exactly what is wrong with american 'men' and why the great heeming is both warranted, needed, and blessed

imagine tens of millions of parasitic coke boomers starving within the year, god wills it

This month wasn't too good...

>>54019838
>No one could have foreseen this set of news.
And yet we are still heading to the same place all the same. Anon, it's not about what news, it's about where the market is going regardless of what news that precedes it. It really isn't that hard. But you refuse to listen like all the rest.

everybody put on Free Bird and watch the SPY chart right the fuck now

>>54019899
My magick astrology gods.

>The events that lead up to the crash is just like 2008. Same things about to break just like last time. The fed hasn't learned anything at all.

IM ON A ONE WAY TICKET TO SLURPTOWN AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

>>54019899
me
you thought this was real?
a dump on absolutely no news?
haha
lol
lmao even

Ok bobo. Youve made your money, dont be greedy now and close your positions and go long. You've been given a second chance to join the winning side, dont squander it.

>>54019860
Look I was drunk. I'm a recovering sniffchad so you can't post things like that when I'm under the influence and expect me to not comment

>>54019890
>>54019919
Delusional retards.

>>54019838
We've been warning you for an entire year. You just didn't want to listen, and now you get what you deserve.

>>54019930
I was unable to make gains this month as well. This market is just to crazy to trade.

Bros I just went out to get lunch and got stuck in the drive thru line, please tell me nothing else collapsed while I was waiting for my burgers

>>54019890
I will never stop flaming the resident boomer

>>54019838
really nigger? i opened SBNY shorts in Jan

>>54019974
KO boomer posts on /smg/ everday faggot, go back

>>54019933
...o-okay I will.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LwcvjNJTuM

>>54019867
Roastie jewess gets a job through nepotism

Final scalp before the weekend, nobody is going risk on into this weekend

>>54019899
This is just a fake and gay algo pump, we'll close at a daily low by 4pm

>>54019986
the scam pump has started

>>54019976
>tfw youre crazy enough to trade in this market and make money

>>54019913

>put wall

That’s not how it works. The vanna rally crushing the VIX the last two weeks has reversed, and will not relent until option expiration. All the VIX calls bought three weeks ago that began decaying are now triggering a gamma squeeze. Don’t expect a bottom until 3/17

Such a bullshit pump

Who will fall first? BoA or Wells?

Slurp that SIVB dipperino

>>54019205

>>54018706
>>so VIX calls are like free money right? why isn't everyone doing it?
>bottom signal


it literally WAS the bottom signal
/smg/ is better than cramer

>>54020017
Wrong. We're back. And closing green.

>>54019997
You go back you absolute retard. I bet you think america is too big to fail. They are plundering your economy and you are watching it happen in real time and saying to yourself "i can profit from this". Just kill yourself now and save the hordes of rapefugees the trouble, cunt.

>>54019687
Cubicles? Really boomer? That hasn't been a thing since the early 90's.

>>54019801
Turned off the buy button shitty fills withdraw limits per day, lying about cost basis when shtf scenarios like gme they shouldnt be trusted. Get a real broker the big ones all have phone apps too

Should I buy or sell
Not even sure what stock or index

>>54019838
>This set of news
You stopped performing maintenance on your car for 3 years while also using it for street racing. Yeah, no shit there was no predicting which part specifically was going to break first, but it was inevitably going to break somewhere.

>>54019838
just laugh at them. if their situation wasn't shit they wouldn't be seeking validation here

>Sell today
>Pumps an hour later
You're welcome bulls

>>54020038
That nigga's not hiking ANYWHERE

DID YALL BUY THE DIP? SHIT IS GOING TO ATH ON A SHORT SQUEEZE STARTING RIGHT NOW

>>54019641
Yeah. Me too, I'm all in on Fidelity and I checked them against this chart of doom.

still looking pretty bearish to me

Was the martingale """system""" an intentional scam targeting gambling addicts? There is literally zero mathematical edge, it just accelerates loss streaks exponentially. How is it something that comes up in modern stock market discourse?

>>54020035
They'll be fine.

We're ending green today. Cope.

>>54019298
Ukraine war is next conflict that will be setled by China
USA is an irrelevant declining hasbeen
China is the new world power

>>54020044
They literally have cubicles at my work. Every Midwest office has cubicles. The only places around here that have the woke standing desk open offices are liberal shit holes like grand rapids.

>>54020018
No this is people redeeming their VIX call option position. There isn't a sour hour in the cards

>>54020052
>>54019870
>>54019898
>>54019932
>>54019975
delusional bears. we're still 10+% higher than october lows. We will be above 4000 again in a week. Some shitty banks collapsing means nothing. Call me when JPM goes under

>>54020048
I don't buy meme stocks that are up 728% in 5 minutes. Literally not my problem

>>54020043
Kek ya seethe bitch? I said none of that

Should I buy some TSLA? I can see it going back to 200 a share.

>>54020035
It's gonna be Santander

>>54020090
Sir, its your wife. She says she cant withdraw from her JPM account.

>>54020090
>Some shitty banks
could of just said banks

>>54020040
>>54020079
Watch and learn faggots this hour has been algos fighting each other and it’s going to sell off hard starting in 15min

I slurped UUUU

>>54019121
>18th largest bank goes insolvent
>pump

>>54019838
>no one could have foreseen this
>The US is $32 trillion in debt and wants to print another $7 trillion for it's 2024 budget
It was literally screaming at you from a billboard

>>54019838
>>54020090
We're nowhere near the bottom, kek

>>54020090
Remember to post your portfolio gore on /smg/ when you lose it all, you dumb plebbitor.

>>54020090
>Call me when JPM goes under
Okay so like wednesday then?

>>54020095
No but you implied it with your long term hold statements. You think america will be america in 20+ years. Youre retarded.

sour hour in 5 minutes

>>54020089
I accept your challenge. SPY will close under $387

DIE SOXL DIE

>>54020127
JPM is a fortress. I heard this from a very reliable source.

>>54020136
Today will be power hour because it's a down week, people that want to call into CPI will do so aggressively. The economic data these last couple days was favorable too. SPY day candle will be a dragonfly doji.

>>54020119
Bidens team wrote up this budget because they knew it wouldnt pass. Its literally common practice to try and pass bullshit just to come out later and say "THE OTHER GUYS WOULDNT LET THIS HAPPEN BECAUZE THEYRE CROOKS!". Its all a play and youre the fool.

>>54020087
Cool, buying a plane ticket right now.

Buy when fear is high, sell when fear is low

I'm selling VIX calls.

>>54020116
>webm
top kek
the revelation that our aristocracy are crackhead whoremongers will never stop being hilarious

>>54020160
god dammit why'd you post that bitch now soxs is gonna dump

>>54020128
Lol what, I just said KO boomer posts his holdings everyday

>>54020075
Martingale works. Especially on more liquid indexs like qqq or spy etc.. the horror stories are always funds trying to martingale billions of fucking dollars into something until the liquidity becomes an issue or the moves become very apparent to other big fish that see them and try to short the position to fuck them over.

I'm sorry you are a fucking retard and don't understand it

>>54020172
Just tax your unrealized gains cmon man

>SKYT
Woof

Explain this pump

>>54020189
You are very stupid.

>>54020197
thats just me slurping the dip poorfag

>>54020197
retarded /biz/ slurpers

>>54020191
Biden sucks my peenor (not in minecraft but in real life)

>>54020116
>Buying a company that loses 12% of its mcap per annum after a 1500% pump.
So what do you smoke besides crack?

okay free birb is over what do i listen to now

>>54020197
bears are retarded and always get raped, there's my explanation

>>54020189
The long-term expectation value of a Martingale strategy with finite funds is zero.

It's just gambling.

>>54020212
AGAIN

>>54020197
Death of tech is bullish

>>54020189
There is a reason why if you go into a casino with 100,000 and go to the roulette table and try to martingale $500 a big bouncer will tell you to get the fuck out

>>54020197
Exit liquidity.

>>54020204
Ground control to major KEK

>>54020197
bullcope about to get obliterated by bearchad doomsaying

>>54020189
Martin G. Ale was an alcoholic faggot who never won anything.

>>54020207
You can't post here if you're under 18.

>>54020094
Doesnt matter when they stand to lose a bunch if money they claim to have a tech issueand then the payment for order flow too. Rh is a modern day bucket shop for poor people to have fum while they lose money or just get ripped off and make less than what they deserve.

>>54020197
>Pump
We went from -1.5% S&P to -1%. It's just noise. Robots fighting over pennies, contracts changing hands and being executed before expiration.

>>54020189
Can you describe the trade more precisely? The usual understanding of Martingale requires unlimited funds. Maybe you mean something else.

>>54020172
He still has a point, Congress is practically incapable of spending within its means
The past 25 years has been bad but the past 3 has been fucking terrible. All that covid stimulus amounted to jack shit, inflation act and infrastructure act were memes, all with interest rates rising and inflation

>>54020247
Shut up poser. I am older than your mother, who also sucks my peenor

>>54020172
>Implying the Biden admin is smart enough to pull that off.

>>54020212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL0kT5P3HgA

>>54020221
Martingale is just another way to DCA. Yeah sure there is a risk SP500 goes to zero I guess but at that point money doesn't fucking matter.

Easing into a position near a time entry and then doubling down just lowers your cost basis. It's not fucking rocket science you faggots shouldn't even be managing your own money if this shit is too complicated go understand

>>54020067
Hi balance sheet can keep any banking system afloat

>>54020222
no i'm going back to trance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lMmnfVylEE

>>54020184
oh no did i jinx you?

>>54020079

>>54020194
I LOVE HUGE JEWISH BREASTS I WANT TO MIX MEAT AND DAIRY

>>54020267
(The joke is that Joe Biden is a pedophile)

>>54020268
Well he's not but he didn't write the budget either, he's a corpse puppet.

Still waiting for last minute pump so MMS could screw over put buyers.

>>54020284
>butterfly absorbs feet smell before landing on nose
IMAGINE
THE
SMELL

>>54020273
*his balance sheet

>>54020263
Yes, you are correct, which proves my previous point that america has a time limit. And that limit will be reached very soon. This is basic economics. We are heading towards zimbabwean inflation and nothing can stop it.

>>54020271
Ask Wild Bill how that went with paramount

>>54020306
footfag coomers get the fucking rope

>>54020338
Then why are you here?

>>54020324
Yeah this is the first time in my life I actually believe the end is near for the US

>>54020291
No its just that his eyesight is failing him so he relies on his sense of smell like the daredevil or some shit I dont know I dont read marvel.

yo any bakers
(also a good career choice for the upcoming recession)

>>54020338
First time I actually agree with you baggot

>>54020284
yes u son of a bitch you owe me 2400

>>54020347
>>54020324
lol

>>54020262
>my entry for BOIL is $7
>buy x shares at $7 (better yet sell x puts for $8)
>BOIL goes to $6
>buy 1.5x shares at $6
>BOIL goes to $5
>buy 2x shares at $5

You can't time the bottom perfectly but you can average into the position until it turns around. Its the same thing I did with DRIP and KOLD and they all ended up being multi baggers for me.

I guess commodities could hypothetically go to zero but with something like SPY or QQQ it's a full proof strategy to enter into bottoms and wait for bull runs

I will start martingale on QLD (2x nasdaq) at 3750 SPY

>>54020360
baking

>>54019143

>>54019143

>>54019143

>>54020360
I dont smoke weed I drink Chivas Regal 12 year because I cant afford it.

>>54020371
not posting in that abortion of a thread

>>54020328
I specifically recommended indexs or commodities for the strategy. Individual companies have an infinitely higher risk of going to $0

>>54020366
>I guess commodities could hypothetically go to zero
You're talking about leveraged ETFs, which can go to zero simply if the underlying index drops too much in a day. The index doesn't have to go to zero -- not even close -- for the leveraged ETF to go to zero.

>>54019383
Drink mineral water like a civilized huwhite man

>>54020722
for me it's homemade probiotic ginger beer
great on its own or in a cocktail