/biz/ - Business & Finance

Kill all crypto jeets, nuke India

>>53997311
Janniez and mods can we get a new containment board for /smg/ Boomers. Kthanx

are we crashing?

>>53997330
no.

this is a NIGGER market

CARMELO.

Bobo's it's our time. Post your best anime smuggies to dab on mumu's

WE GAAN

>>53997330
This *is* our board, Pankaj. You have to leave, not us.

i didn't get any (you)'s last thread

>banks collapsing overnight while inflation is still surging


OFFICIAL thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg

>>53997311

>RUSSIA RETALIATING WITH HYPERSONIC MISSILES IN ALL OUT ATTACK!

Fs in the chat for dip buyers

Mumu, Mumu where are you? You can't hide, Mumu... I know you're here. I can SMELL your fear, you know. Mumu? Mumu? *slams door* MUMU!!! Hmm... You can't stay hidden forever Mumu, we need you to come out and get us some ground beef for dinner!

How far back in time will we go?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNfr0D0HcBY

>>53997330
> you must use a system based on perpetual pump n dumps
> otherwise you're a boomer

>>53997365
Howdy friend

Right now I'm ranting so had I make George Lincoln Rockwell look like Mel Brooks.

>>53997352
Have you decided where you're moving your "content" to yet?

Yeah also take any crypto talk to one of the other hundred stinky India threads on this board.

What's this pattern?

What's the downside of selling covered calls a year out above your cost basis on a divvy stock that I want to liquidate anyway?

If you're bored with SQQQ, might I recommend the good sir try TZA and FAZ?

>>53997387
thankyou sir

>>53997365
There you go, don't spend it all in one place!

>>53997365
have a (jew) big guy

>>53997366
>my little wolf of ShitStreet
Kek LMFAO brutal

And you won't get any (you)s this bread

Mmm, my July COIN puts are doing a little something.

Has that crypto fag gone or are you still here being a twat?

>>53997369
>*clack clack clack*
I'll be your huckleberry

>even USAC is down
this bounce is fucking OVER

>>53997389
If you post an anime smuggie I'll tell you.

first green day I've had in quite a while

Is the market just scared of tomorrow's data or is it going down for a reason?

AHHHHHH WTF IS HAPPENING

>>53997397
small caps never stop dumping, it's utterly insane, two years and most are down 95%+ and still managing to shave off the few cents they still have

>>53997393
Yeah I'll pass on further discussion. I was just very curious what kind of scam this jeet is advertising in the last thread. The outcome was even more hillarious than I expected tho.

>>53997421
Buddy, look at SI, SVB, CS - computer.

>>53997421
Russia just nuked Kiev

>>53997424
I sold

Insider here. LRDS / LRDSF is the hidden gem.

>>53997424
Bank collapses no big deal bruh they probably didn't hire enough women and trans people

>>53997421
Need to dump to be able to pump. If you know you can't break higher, but you want to make money, sell and buy again.

>>53997426
I realized there's retard strength in things like NVDA, TSLA, and AAPL. As well as increased international exposure. Plus all the zero revenue ARKKshit has been heemed for a while.

Which means higher rates aren't going to trash the Nasdaq from here on out nearly as much as the rest of America (i.e. IWM).

>>53997365
>>53997387
>>53997409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqW-eO3jTVU

CTRM

>>53997394
BUDDY

Mumus tongue my cloaca

>>53997447
>BNKD Computer

>>53997404
Yeah, I was hoping someone would like that

>>53997456
is that a rotten egg and pedo cookies

>>53997452
big meme tech is propped up by endless consoomers and the fact that they have hundreds of thousands of poojeets to lay off to save money if sales are down

everything else is fucked, the jew doesn't care if they're profitable or not

Bitcorn computer, lol, lmao, etc.

>>53997365
It's good to change up your virtual persona once in a while to keep the (you)s flowing.

>>53997015
I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT

>>53997456
>>53997466

….is it finally happening?

OCEA finna takeoff again senpai

>>53997447
Some tranny was trying to claim women going back to work was bullish because women will curb inflation due to more workers preventing a wage spiral.

>Biden just put out a $6.8 Trillion budget proposal for 2024
>market starts tanking

Wtf I love democrats now?

My stoned analysis last night said SPY 395 is the bottom of the channel and the next stop is 420.

>>53997489
No, nat gas has found a pretty good bottom here.

THIS IS IT

>>53997507
>6.8 Trillion budget proposal
>"Why's inflation so bad?"

>>53997388
Didn't know about TZA, my system would've reported a 13% win last week, dang. Next time.

>ATM straddle on TZA has BE's at 28.64 and 31.36
>Current price is 29.93 with ATR of 1.46
>Literally within 3 cents of the options BE
>The market is efficient
Although technically the prices should match and I think this is an arb trade but I don't have $50,000 to risk on maybe earning $10

>>53997520
>white women "asses"

yikes!

I didn't believe in scam pumps until today when I saw SI rip upwards like that when crypto was getting taken behind the bikeshed.
That's a fucking ridiculous scam and it makes sense it would end on a scam pump lololol.

I thought I told you motherfuckers to STOP FUCKING SELLING.

WHERE THE FUCK IS ERIC DALE

>>53997520
Thin bottom, but I'll allow it.

sweet, I have one week for NFLX to go below 250. DON"T CALL IT A COMEBACK

I come back to see the markets heeming themselves. ON WHAT NEWS?

>>53997522
I don't think you understand what your good man there just said. I'm afraid all I hear is....silence.

I'm telling you, this is it!

>>53997526
>6.8 Trillion budget proposal
>TLT up 0.5%
Human stupidity really is infinite.

>>53997528
>women
Anon.. I ...

So what changed in the last 20 minutes? I though fears were easing?

>>53997405
>>53997365
here’s a (you) for both of ((you)) *mwah*

>>53997527
My brother in financial losses, I believe you clicked the wrong post.

>>53997517
But if it breaks under 395 that means it will run lower...

>>53997548
I told you it was a fake and gay pump these past few days

>Are called banks
>Do not actually make bank
Extremely disappointing

>>53997522
I think I need to watch Margin Call again.

>>53997538
news that you're gay LMAO

>>53997480
Second season was much better, there I said it. The first season was only good because of McConaughey memes.

>>53997548
look at the stock market heatmap right now, financials are getting the most heemed

FOR SOME REASON

>>53997476
Yeah, watch this:

*Ahem*…
JOE BIDEN IS MY PRESIDENT. ANIME SUCKS. FAG MARRIAGE IS REAL AND NOT LIKE PUTTING DOGS IN HUMAN CLOTHES. IM GONNA MAKE MY UNBORN SON INTO A DAUGHTER AND INJECT CASTRATING HORMONES INTO HIM SO HIS BALLS FALL OFF AND I CAN GET A SICK RUSH OF SEXUAL SATISFACTION FLEETING THOUGH IT IS. THERE ARE NO PEDOPHILES IN OUR GOVERNMENT AND THE ECONOMY IS PERFECTLY HEALTHY

>>53997553
>My brother in financial losses
I fucking hate the
>my brother in Christ
shit, but actually kek'd at this

>>53997553
Yeah meant >>53997397
Anyways, NFPs were historically bad the last few months (actual higher than forecast = better for currency = bad for markets)

>>53997572
got em

>>53997433
What's happening?
Is it association to crypto?

>>53997548
Check banks, clearly something is going on in financial sector

>>53997548
The market is forward looking markets are predicting fear.

>>53997534
DO YOU CARE TO KNOW WHY I SIT IN THIS CHAIR, WHY I EARN THE BIG BUCKS?

>>53997580
It's what unites us all here.

>>53997528
Watch your fucking mouth nigger. Taytay is /ourgirl/

>>53997548
jews

THIS IS IT
THE BIG ONES COMING
2 MORE HOURS

>>53997583
>picrel
I like how that data's presented. What site?

>>53997589
SI - Their partner banks are pulling out / SEC stuff I guess.
CS - They have had a multi-cluster-fuck of scandals and losses.
SVB - They got wrekt on 2bil of bonds and just fire sale them + they rely on tech tranny companies doing IPOs n shit.

>>53997548
SI and SIVB just had huge selloffs and most of the financial sector is tightly interrrelated so everything is going down

I dont trust the Irish, and for that reason, March will be red not green

Few will understand this

>>53997590
Oy vey shut up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StKVS0eI85I

>>53997536
It's hard to see the bottom. it's still in a bottoming process.

CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS

>>53997606
>inb4 the V shaped recovery to close with SPY up 0.3%

>>53997602

>>53997534
>Do you know I moderated an imageboard once?

Sorry?

>A board.

No, I didn't know that.

>I was a janitor by trade.

>It went from Page 1 of /a/ to Page 10 of /xs/. It spanned nine hundred and twelve pages across the catalog. 12,100 people used this thing a day.

>And it wasted thirty-five minutes of time each day between people taking a shit and crossposting to reddit.

>That's a combined 847,000 minutes of posting. A day. Or 25,410,000 minutes a month. And 304,920,000 minutes a year. Wasted.

>Now I moderated that board starting in 2006, that's sixteen years ago. So over the life of that one board, that's 4,878,720,000 minutes that were completely useless. At, what, let's say fifty IQ points a poster? So that's, what, that's uh... 4,065,600,000 IQ-hours, or 169,400,000 days. So that one little site has cost the people of those boards a combined 3,094 years of Einstein level thinking, wasted checking dubs. Three thousand and ninety four years.

>>53997466
It’s delicious is what it is

>>53997579
>THERE ARE NO PEDOPHILES IN OUR GOVERNMENT AND THAT'S A MISTAKE!
ftfy
You are government, anon. Don't let that be mistaken, no matter how many thugs they would send.

>>53997616
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar
I have it filtered for USD/CAD red events only

Anyone else getting heemed on BOIL and UNG calls??? :(

BUY $SI STOCK THIS IS THE NEXT SHORT SQUEEEEEEEEEZE

>>53997572
rekt

Stock bros i dont feel so good

Fuckin weebs.

ALL OF MY EQUITIES ARE FALLING
ALL OF MY EQUITIES ARE FALLING
ALL OF MY EQUITIES ARE FALLING
ALL OF MY EQUITIES ARE FALLING
ALL OF MY EQUITIES ARE FALLING

>>53997572
Opening a short position on his heterosexuality

>>53997628
There are people in this very general that will read something like that and still be bullish. Lol. Lmao even.

>>53997644
This. I vote for goyslop queen over resting bitch face.

> BAC is now cheaper than on January 2020
why is this happening to one of my biggest holdings? fr fr this is so sus

You guys are pussies.

They can't stop the selling. Even Cramer doesn't know what to think.

OUTTA MY WAY, MUMU SHITS!

>>53997685

>>53997687
>BAC
Say after me: contagion, fear, panic.

>>53997685
Goblina sympathizers get the rope.

>>53997565
Ah, see, you want to invest in bank *maker* stocks. Unfortunately those are privately held institutions known as synagogues.

TORO

>>53997635
89s ARE TRADING
88 HALVES ARE TRADING
...

ALL THE WAY DOWN

>>53997619
I have a regional bank that's "only" down 2.3 percent today. I wonder if I should get rid of it. I know they are conservative and have no exposure to crypto. They have more than 22 percent insider ownership and insiders keep buying it. Its only problem is that it's in California but they lend mostly to Korean community who are reliable. I now wonder if I should sell before it does a minus 25 percent as well

It is inevitable....I tried to warn you....

>>53997676
That would make me bearish but in a contrarian way it would also make me want to buy a stack of CS just because (and I explained this yesterday) the kikes won't let a G-SIB fail. They would prefer to let the entire car industry plus retail industry fail before letting a G-SIB fail.

>>53997654
Grazie

QQQ 50/200 about to cross today or tomorrow

UUUUbros...
I don't feel so good

The Big Short? Lmao. Try watching Margin Call. We limit down next week.

I got heemed today. I could've sold for a 1.5% profit but I sold at a 2% loss. Is the bobo thesis correct? How should I play this?

MUMUS DAIJOBU DESUKA ?????
it's funny how mumus get so angry and cocky whenever the market ((( pump ))) and litteraly disappear when it dumps . Bobos are always calm and collected because they're not fighting the trend and have been profitable all year.
So yeah Bobos are the good guys. Mumus are the lunatics that want to sacrifice the world to pump their shitcoins and zombie corporations one last time. Bobo only wants to help fellow anons understand the seriousness of 5% rates held for an extended period.

>>53997701
What I want to know is who is this analyst

>>53997691
>LJIM is green today

>>53997722
Good times https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1xqSZy9_4I

>>53997737
I feel great, been waiting for it to hit 5.50s again. You did write CSPs and CCs against it, right?

BOBO?! BOBO, STOP! BOBO!

>>53997740
The entire point of /smg/ is to gloat when you're right, and vanish when you're wrong. Or even better, when you're wrong you just pretend you were on the right side the whole time.

Why the fuck is silvergate mooning. Fucking fags

>>53997724
So you be sayin...

LITERALLY NO NEWS

>>53997672
>imagine being long stocks in rising rate environment during the everything bubble on the brink of WW3 with Biden as president.

Mumu. We told you not to get hooked. And you may be hooked.
We warned you. You mocked us. And now you expect us to give you mercy. There will be none.

>BREAKING: BIDEN BUDGET PROPOSAL ALLOCATES $960 BILLION TO ENSURE EQUAL GENDER AND RACE REPRESENTATION IN CORP BOARD ROOMS

>>53997768
It's called a dead cat bounce, honey.

>>53997773
the news is you are straight...............NOT!

>>53997768
>>53997531

Thread theme for Bobos only
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGKQapswGaY

Fair price
Soon

>>53997724
Looks like we're dropping another 20% by the end of the year - im gonna sell a few positions and risk off

I told yall about 395

>>53997781
You're bluffing, no fucking way, wheres the source

>>53997735
lagging indicator, 200sma will be tested again on jobs data tomorrow

>>53997773
Bank going bust is kinda news, don't you think, anon

>OOF size
>XXXL

>Suddenly dozens of bearposts and NO NO NO.jpg
>Open an SQQQ trade minutes ago
>The only fucking green thing today
Doushio

>>53997799
Doubtful. Who could've possibly predicted this?

> KOF green
invest in Mexico goys. It couldn't be more obvious at this point.

Bread lines for partialism posters. It's finally over. Praise Nurgle for the inevitable contagion.

>>53997802
Yeah, the actual number is probably 2 trillion for that bullshit

>>53997799
395 bottom?

>>53997776
I am being financially devastated, and you're gloating.

why are banks dumping right now?

>>53997781
I wish this happened, it would ba boost my short positions

>>53997818
LITERALLY me.

Oh no no no mumu, what will we do now!?

>>53997799
It bounced off of $394 you coward!

>>53997588
>>53997665
What are you getting at, chief? Bottom is in?

>>53997832
BofA in kansas city literally ran out of money

>>53997781
>Presidential budget proposals
Symbolic shit, doesn't mean anything
If they were law Trump would have had his wall

>>53997832
They were priced in for a fucking pivot. Now actual banks are collapsing lol!

Yeah

Show the bulls no mercy. None. For they showed none to us. Vanquish them and their sons. Fuck their wives and daughters.

>>53997843
no i'm thinking the Big Ass Dump of 2023 started February 2

oof owie my life sabings :DDD

>oscillator: neutral
>baseline: holding
>shekel flow: bearish
I can't do shit with this. It needs to pick a direction.

>>53997729
>the kikes won't let a G-SIB fail.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_bank

The G-SIB bailout deal is for sucker punches like Bear Stearns and, especially, Lehman. Credit Suisse has had months to be quarantined.

This shit has been falling for 1h straight. I should have shorted with my excess money when I noticed my portfolio wasn't going green. My portfolio tends to lead the index for some reason

>>53997844
You should've seen what happened to BofA DN

>>53997836
>395
>the bottom
Good luck with that.

>>53997802
Walter Bloomberg said it

>>53997757
I exclusively swing UUUU from sub 6 to high 7
guess I should write options on it but I feel like one of these days it's gonna rip and I'll miss out

I can't borrow more to short more BNB.
IT'S HAPPENING

>>53997845
Doesn't matter anyway, Republican house is going to immediately shoot it down.

>>53997873
I'm very clearly shitposting. Stop being so defensive of your team.

i just woke up, what's going on?

>>53997871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IACZdwwJI4

>>53997889
People are dying in the streets

>>53997889

>>53997832
Banks borrow short term and lend long term. This rate environment is going to destroy banks. The only semi good news is that mortgage applications have utterly collapsed and retail is maxing out their credit cards at historic rates (but will soon be defaulting on the debt)

>>53997548
The only reason the market bounced was technicals were oversold

>>53997888
Enough!!!

>>53997889

>>53997878
Buy like 200, wait for it to hit the top of the channel, then sell half or write a deep ITM call for half. While CCs cap your upside, there are ways you can collect some income while it's trending

>>53997889
Dump since 1pm, bankers came back from their lunch

>>53997832
The second GFC of my lifetime. This is some shit.

>>53997889
Literally financial institutions collapsing in real time. Grab yourself a coffee.

>>53997911
YOU CALL THIS NOTHING? THE START OF ONE OF THE BIGGEST LEG DOWNS SINCE LAST JUNE?

>>53997889
H I G H E R
F O R
L O N G E R

>>53997908
Ugh that one is not cute.

>>53997889
Crypto and tech ruining banks

FINALLY. I sold my puts, I owe my landlord $370 and I made a $372 profit off spy today from $27

>>53997888
WTF I slurped at 395 because of you

>>53997889
This video should explain everything for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll08ktN6Y24

>>53997889
Major happening. Russia struck US carrier with hyper sonic missile, banks going bust, debt ceiling has collapsed and worst of all latest job report shows 1.2% blacks lost their job vs only 1% of whites.

>>53997925
And it's gonna bounce right the fuck back for no reason and you know it

>>53997915
>>53997919
Can confirm a potential happening, look, my retarded VIX calls are going up

When do we start memeing on crypto baggies?

We told ya'll lil niggas not to get involved with that Bitcorn bullshit

>>53997936
It wasn't financial advice.

>I did too lmao

What do you call this pattern?

>>53997915
Millennials were cursed, we've had the worst financial environment, economy and cultural timeline in the last 100 years. Its only fitting that we will die broke and own nothing.

>Michigan repeals right to work
Jesus Christ I'm never going to get fired...

I have a dumb question, when does a share price drop due to dividend payout? On the record date or the payout date?

To cheer you guys up, BBBY is very close to hitting historical low. There are no investors left on this planet who are geen on BBBY unless they played with options or bought BBBY 31 years ago.

I have been posting the word nigger more times than I can count in this thread and never got banned but got banned right away when posting the word ”jewish”, curious

>>53997888
>I'm very clearly shitposting.
I've seen your shitpost, and raise you one shitpost. It's your move.

>+.9% to -.9% in a day
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(i have sqqq)

>>53997963
Mr Jone's Wild Ride

>>53997963
It's over

>>53997951
>>53997951
You should always flex on cryptoniggers. They had unrealistic expectations and will remain in the wagie cagie making cringe shit like picrel for all eternity

https://files.catbox.moe/tgieig.mp4

>>53997963
the cleveland cliff

>>53997919
oh boy

>>53997972
record date

>>53997981
I don't get it.

This is unacceptable. I command you to increase stock prices.

>>53997889
Biden presented a visibly autistic, morbidly obese illegal immigrant man wearing a dress with a trophy for international women’s day

as much as I love seeing stocks crash, im losing quite a bit of money right now

>>53997983
>muh range
it's very far from exceptional

>>53998008
Women are a top signal

>>53997977
our resident janny, john rocker, is a jew and doesnt tolerate anti semitism

>>53997889
We gaan

frfr though, if this is another GFC. How are they gonna stimulate with high inflation + record balance sheets?

>>53998003
Execute this usurper, the stocks are going down on my orders.

>>53998016
Why not use ATR instead of range?

>>53998027
Was it okay

Honestly, I'm only mad at that kike Jamie Dimon.

>Red day
>Pic of Biden taking a selfie
Lol fuckin yahoo

>>53998043
He tried to warn you

HOLD ME NOW
I'M SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND I'M THINKIN
MAYBE SEX FEET
IT'S SOOOO FARRR DOOOOWWWN

>>53998008
>party of erasing women with subpar men
>women still vote for them
Cant fix stupid, end womens suffrage I say.

>>53998038
>it

394! Let's hear it for 394!

>>53998045
>I did that
Got a chuckle from this the other day too

SOXS and DRV for the win.
I tried to tell you guys.

I told you yesterday's last hour pump was them fucking over 0DTE. otherwise it was a shitty low liquid day

>>53998028
They aren't. This is it. They have to let it all crash in order to force the people to accept CBDC. Green new deal, great reset, this is their shot at realizing it.

>>53997628
Translation: we need to cook the books to further the everything is ok gaslighting narrative. Please stand by while we figure out how we will lie to you.

>>53998021
This is correct

>>53998032
>>53998054

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k48PaVk4X80

>395 is the new resistance level
PRY-ING O-PEN MY THIRD EYE (X10)

SOXL SISTERS NO!!!

BUDDY LOOK AT VIX COMPUTER!

>Street is whispering about the jobs tomorrow it’s reportedly already been seen, notice how the selling picked up after I posted this
>Never change /smg/

>>53998056
>No sweetie, we need to get rid of Woman's Suffrage!
>But I thought it gave us the power to have rights?
>No, it's called SUFFERAGE, it's why bad things happen to women! Just gotta repeal it!

Holy shit, I'm scared. This isn't a normal correction

>>53998054
>MAYBE SEX FEET

>>53998080
... it's under 395... it's ogre...

>>53998038
Yeah it got up and walked it off

>>53998081
Top kek

>>53998080
I was wrong by $0.50. Run for your lives.

Why is it crashing on no news?

>>53997998
Just buy the dip. Next thread is for the mumus.

>>53998092
I always lose on VIX trades.
I bought one as a joke and it's up 14%

>>53998092
>checks The Line (tm)

No sir, I don’t believe it is.

ALL MUMUS MUST HANG

>>53998100
Just checking to see if you were paying attention ;)

STOP BOBO, PLEASE, HEAL, I WANT TO RESHORT

>>53998120
I went irresponsibly hard today desu senpai.

>all you have to do to win is just fiatmaxx

>>53998081
SOXL is going to $7 then up to 20.

And this is *with* the dollar plunging.

>>53998119
Do you really need the news to feed you bullshit narratives in order for you to make sense of what's going on? Wake the fuck up.

>>53998080
Based tool poster. Might have to listen to one of their albums after work.

>>53998119
Exactly this is the reason. No bullshit "RECESSION CANCELLED"

>>53998164
>>53998080
For me, it's Lateralus

>>53998156

Tell me someone bought FAZ this morning and is buying us an apple for dinner?

I want off this ride

I'm kidding btw, I want to be in the no-news gang too, funniest meme here
>>53998155
See how easy it is to bait newfag dumbdumbs into giving me yous

>>53998156
the dollar and the 10 year going down.

so this is the power of financials....wow

>>53998155
but if I'm not told what to think how will I have any opinions??

>>53998173
I was a big fan of opiate.

>>53998164
Finna listen to em on my lunchtime workout right now

>>53998173
>............AAAALLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVEEEEEE

>>53998154
Buddy it will go to $80 after the reverse split!!!

>People AAAAHHHHing over a ~1% drop
I'm not even a Mumu but has the crab made everyone so desperate for any movement at all? There were days this type of movement wouldn't even get acknowledged in /smg/ even just 6 months ago

>dollar down
>rates down
>stocks down
>gold mooning

Yikes

> Add $1k to my account in the morning
> Buy shares
> Check balance now
> -1122.03(-1.25%)
Stock market is like magic.

>>53998202
Hello newfag zoomer

>>53998173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfK-WX2pa8c

>>53998189
This is newfaggot general. You're right, you blend right in.

>ASAN up almost 20% despite the market slaughter and shit results
lmao the fuck

>>53998202
>but has the crab made everyone so desperate for any movement at all?
Yes, also fuck mumus you were all cumming over +.14% yesterday

>NOOOOO HOW CAN THIS BEE HAPPENING
>WE'RE AT LEVELS UNSEEN SINCE...
>...LAST THURSDAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53998202
BUDDY DID YOU CHECK THE BUDDY CHECK THE "X" COMPUTER POSTERS??

>>53998202
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>53998205
>>gold mooning
Fuck I was just about to buy some

>>53997498
none of you bought OCEA?

NO BOBO NOOOOO!!!

>>53998223
Exit liquidity

SPY PLEASE NO 395 WAS THE BOTTOM THEY SAID! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING TO 393!!!

>>53997895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smx1HeHwR4Q

I bought some VIX calls

I think I'm going to be a millionaire soon at this rate

The March 2-3 gap is filled.

>>53997645
Lol, holy shit. Top notch shitpost

STICK YOUR BIG RED CANDLE INTO MY PUSSY

>>53998230

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDtMDlyS7x8

>>53998121
>I always lose on VIX trades
>I bought one as a joke
Do you do this regularly or not, Portugal-anon?

>>53998276
Was that the bottom?

>>53997647
>ftfy

Thanks, bub.

SHOP TIL YOU DROP

>>53998286
I live in Canada

>>53998287
Honestly, I have no idea, but it does fit the low trendline from recently and we all know bots hate gaps.

Bluelinebros... we can do this... hold the line!

>>53998074
I thought you got rejected

OFF
OFF
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD

>>53998306
>>53998306
New

Can I get a list of the most overvalued bloated high PE companies?

Heres what ive got so far:
PANW
AXON
WING
TSLA

give me more things to short

>>53998309
You thought wrong

Vix doin a lil sum

>>53998177
I did but I'm not buying you SHIT. Not until I'm back to positive YTD.

So, I have two voices inside of me. One says “buy calls slightly otm when the financial sector pumps off a good CPI” and the other saying “fundamentals ARE fucked, buy long dated puts on financials because the crash has arrived”

What’s the Strat we’re going with?

>>53998323
Check NVDA's P/E

>>53997724
>sep 2022
>weeks before spx < 3600
so, where is the crash, you fucking faggot?

>>53998393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViN2bRGrBx8

>>53997969
Wow, you really picked the shittiest and least motivated way possible to look at it kek.
Millennials have all the right ingredients to turn an upcoming crash into a change in fortune large enough to create a legacy for themselves that would still be making an impact on family members generations later.
Millennials had the life experience early on to understand the importance of keeping your finances more flexible and being among the few with the capital to swoop in on investments in hard times. They got to see the outcomes of the losers vs. winners in major crashes play out in front of them and were old enough to hopefully notice things they did differently.
If you weren't doing everything possible to save money over the past few years (if you're a broke wagie like me), you aren't cursed. You just haven't been taking those lessons into account.
You're going to screw yourself out of potentially killer deals on real estate, stonks, and whatever else floats your boat any time the markets take a dive if you aren't saving with the assumption that the market will definitely take a couple of dives in your lifetime.

>small caps
the recession has barely started and they're down 95%+ in the past two years