/biz/ - Business & Finance

Silvergay bros not like this

RIP rocker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wqw1MGEHKNE

what THE FUCK happened to the earlier surge?

OH HEY *clap clap, clap clap clap*
OH HEY *clap clap, clap clap clap*
GOODBYE MARKET *clap clap clap*
GOODBYE MARKET *clap clap clap*
OH HEY *clap clap, clap clap clap*
OH HEY *clap clap, clap clap clap*
MUMU WHERE ARE YOU *clap*
MUMU WHERE ARE YOU *clap*

>>53995937
It's 0DTE world now.

what is the most based anti semitic ticker and why is it BOIL?

>>53995937
Who are you quoting?

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>>53995944
>what is the most based anti semitic ticker
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/fund/sjim

someone shill me a stock to throw $100 at

>>53995943
i hate option jews so damn much

We're going to crab all day.
Giga pump coming in 10 minutes.

i always fail with stocks but have made consistent profits with crypto and memecoins since 2016. my plan for now is just to start staking META until 2030 as a retirement plan. stupid or good?

I finally get how mumuniggers are reading this.
They think that jobless claims coming in high = instant pivooooot.
No you cunts. No. It doesn't mean an instant pivooooot or even an instant pause.

Powell won't risk another inflation spike if he pauses. Simple. as.

>>53995962
Have you heard of bayhorse silver? I hear it'll do a 1000x soon.

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>>53995962
Bayhorse silver

Ok I guess SJIM really was just a meme. I'm selling this shit. There is literally no price action of volume ever. So what short position should I take instead? SOXS? SQQQ?

When Dixie and bonds rise short everything on $NACP it's really that simple

>>53995962
INTC sirs. Computers for everybitch is their motto. Don't buy if refund you expect.

>>53995962
TXT

>>53995962
GOOGL

Reminder that it's been about a decade since we've had LTT at 4% yield, about 15 years since we had 5%, and 6% hasn't been possible since the 90s

once in a generation opportunity

>>53995978
>>53995992
>>53996007
found the jeets.

Should I go all in DPST?? Surely this dump is predicated on Silvergay bullshit which will revert tomorrow

>>53996023
go back

>>53996023
Why are Treasury ETFs very gay, and why is it so hard for non-burgers to buy Treasuries?

Look at buttcorn computer

>>53995937
It's fizzling out... I should've sold at SPY 401. There is no way I'm going to beat daily inflation now

>>53996031
>1 oy by this vey
Whats the problem?

Hello /smg/

wtf should I buy for my roth IRA? I was 100% jepi for a while but even with divvies it's just breaking even. Plan to DCA until I die.

>>53996048
Winklevoss more like WinkleLOSS lmao gottem

>>53995968
WHERE IS MY PUMP TO SPY 420??? I HAVE BEARS LAUGHING AT ME NOW

>>53996054
Either VTI or VT
Or if you have a lot of other investments into stocks you can just go all in on VNQ in youe roth since it'll be tax free real estate

>>53996024
Bitch fuck your mother you bitch.

By the way, check PPBI guys. Substential dip today on no news. Still has solid earnings / guidance and decent divvy (although lower than t-bills)

>>53996029
>being bullish on banks
>at 3x leverage no less
You are a silly fool. You know who else was bullish on banks? Memearino.

Pretty close to just saying fuck it and liquidating everything to hold t-bills.

>>53996054
SSO until it hits $1m, then rebalance to 50% SSO and 50% VOO

>>53995962
>>53995978
>>53995992
Buy BHS sir

>>53995962
TORO

>>53995993
Short SPXU, we're pumping to SPY 420

>>53996054
I'm 100% UPRO in my roth IRA

FUCKING ANSWER ME!!!!! SQQQ OR SOXS!!!!!???! I DONT TAKE BEING IGNORED VERY LIGHTLY!!!!!!

>>53996064
UNIRONICALLY 2 WEEKS

>>53996023
>yields are healing

>>53996108
TQQQ and SOXL

>>53996108
I don't give advice to anime faggots

Man those were the good old days

WTF bros you told me SBNY was a good short

>>53996108
I GOT 5 SHARES OF SQQQ NERD

>>53996108
Short SPXU

>>53996108
TLT, my friend

>>53996048
WOAH THATS A BIG SHAKEOUT

>>53996108
hi John
I don't have good info to give you tho, sorry

>>53996090
Finally someone who isn't a chud. I actually like that play.
>>53996114
That's my wife you son of a bitch!

>>53996108
SHUT UP, WEEB.

I HAVE AN UNEAZY FEELING ABOUT TODAY BOYS

>>53996054
Whatever the burger equiv of this is: https://www.morningstar.co.uk/uk/etf/snapshot/snapshot.aspx?id=0P0000WAHE

>>53996074
Rising interest rates are good for banks net interest margin though.
>t. work in uk bank

>>53996108
BOIL

ZIM bros, did Haifa catch on fire?

>>53996156
not if you start seeing massive defaults

>>53996108
SI

>>53996167
Okay. But we're not. Arrears levels aren't even ticking up slightly at my place. That being said, we don't do any unsecured lending.

>>53996137
Hey bb, that's ok.
>>53996156
Rising interest rates are good but who the hell is going to take out loans when everyone is broke? Nobody is going to but a house living paycheck to paycheck.

CANCEL ALL POOPIES
CANCEL ALL POOPIES

>>53996108
BBBY

>>53996181
NO CAN DO FRENDO THIS ONE'S COMING IN HOT

Ok I finalized my purchase. It was meant to be, all the way down to the meme numbers. Mumu there is still time to get out.

>>53996108
Your testosterone is dropping from all this fat I guess. All this doomposting from fragile bobos is clearly getting to you.

>>53996178
Not saying you aren't wrong just with high levels of loans resetting to higher rates through variable interest rate products you are probably going to see many more defaults (which it seems the fed wants to cool down the economy)

this thing is dead right?

>>53996156
>30Y fixed mortgage loan at 3% interest.
>borrowing rate 5%
>high interest rates are good for banks.
Sure thing buddy. Try borrowing for 30Y at 5% and loaning it for 3% see how it goes.

Bobros you doubled down at the top of this scam pump?

what the fuck was that

>>53996210
My test levels are so high that doctors can't even find a way to measure it accurately. If you'd like to find out just how high they are, show up at my place with lots of baby oil and absolutely no clothes.

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>53996224
Lol, got a friend who moved there a year ago.

What the fuck happened to it?

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>>53996156
what happens to low interest bonds banks own when rates rise? can the economy really sustain higher interest rates?

>>53996249
Wheres my interview Rocker?

Call in all slurpers, we cannot have a red day today, I need all slurpers to their battle stations

>>53996272
Who is you? Is this jam anon?

BIDEN'S BUDGET PLAN JUST RELEASED DOUBLES CAPITAL GAINS TAX

>He doesn’t own DOLE shares

>>53996236
Yes and I think it says something that I am running out of ammo at this point. Still mostly in the green. I hope this shit gets resolved by summer. I'm out of patience.

>>53996234
Im talking about the UK, and the place I work.

We're making positive margin on any deposits (pay 3.5, can place with BoE for 4.5) and lending 5Yr sonia swap @4 and lend at 4.5-5.

Think I know what I'm talking about, nigger.

WHO IS REDEEMING

>>53996306
So this means the market needs to double its gains. Bullish

you like that you little bitch? yeaah youre getting filled right now

these jews man

>>53996301
Yeah I've been busy so I haven't been posting much. Waiting on my dishwasher to start the next batches today

>>53996264
We don't really use bonds for our liquidity book, since we can just place at the Bank of England risk free at get a higher rate than we're paying deposits.

>>53996306
I didn't catch what they said but it also affects tax loss harvesting.

>>53996319
like fucking monkeys

>>53996319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cade_xTZeog

STOP FUCKING SELLING RIGHT NOW

Reddit nigs slurping Silvergate hard

>>53996335
How are cum jam sales lately?

>>53995962
SJIM

This market is so god damn homosexual

>>53995962
NVIV, sers.

>>53996312
You might be ok today tomorrow next month next year, but if interest keep climbing those margins will go negative simple as nigger.

>>53996365
Don't. It was a fun meme that everyone talked about and then after it came to fruition as it turns out nobody was actually that interested. Both LJIM and SJIM are losing money. I don't even know how that's possible considering they inverse each other.

>>53996363
I can barely keep up. I've made 24 cases of jam in the last 2 days. We are also selling loose leaf tea now and I think that'll be my last expansion. It really helps round out the business I think.

BAY AAY HAY HAY
BAY AAY AAY
BAY AAY HAY HAY
BAY AAY HAY
CAUSE I'M BACK IN BLACK
BAAAACK IN BLAAAAACK

>>53996309
HW DOESNT OWNNEO

>Jobs numbers are whispering on the street coming in hot 425k-450k jobs for February
t.insider Bobo

This is your reminder to buy NEP for your Roth IRA

>>53996394
Natgas is always such a wild ride

>>53996382
If they go too high yeah, as customers will start having affordability issues. We've stress tested up to about 8% BoE rate in my place. Also, UK market generally 5yr fix is the longest banks will do.

UH BUDDY FUCKING SHITS LOOK AT BEPIS COMPUTER

>>53996376
so are you

>>53996376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

When were forecasts right last time
they missed joblessclaim by failed with the last inflation data and todays jobless numbers

/cashgang/ how we feelin’?

>>53995937
Crab market givith and takeith away

Such is life in the generational crab

>>53996418
Bobos, give 75 bepis your energy!

>>53996432
if fully backed stablecoins at 25% apy can be considered cash, fine, though its less than 15% of the folio

>>53996448
kek baggie

>>53995962
BHSIF

>>53996408
Just this morning gone from up over $11 to down minus $11 and crabbing around break even. It's pretty interesting. I'm trying to learn how to understand the Trading Economics data on it now.

>>53996418

>>53996418

>>53995962
BRK-A

>>53996004
Yeah and that doesn't mean that his immediate response is a pivot, Black Betty guy keeps saying how policy works with a lag.
>>53996034
Idfk lol. It matters to some retard mumus. Obviously unemployment will eventually start coming in very hot but that's the FUCKING POINT OF RATE HIKES, THIS IS WHAT MUMUNIGGERS DON'T GET.
THE FUCKING BLACK BETTY GUY WANTS HIGH UNEMPLOYMENT, THIS DOESN'T FUCKING MEAN HE WILL PAUSE RATE HIKES, HE NEVER EVEN HINTED AT THAT YOU MUMU FUCKING SHITS.

>>53996156
if you’re just looking at loan interest income then yes. if you’re looking at the entire picture then no
>t. ceo of credit union

>>53996451
more liquid then 401K

anyone holding OCEA?

>>53996476
You’re the liquidity

>>53996389
Well that's a good problem to have. Once you grow big enough to have a corporate headquarters, I expect a cushy executive consulting position at cum jam LLC.

> cuts ties with crypto exchange
> refuses to elaborate
I like those JPM Jews.
Also:
kek crypto baggies

>>53996384
Tracking error snd fees

>>53996499
OHHHH so this kikery is why I'm bogged on JPM today.

CONSTELLATION

SOFTWARE

>>53996487
Yes, same as you with your 401K, only that you are trapped and I am flexible, ata better rate, and like Powell confirmed yesterday the fed does not see any problem with fully backed stable coins, and after the cftc ripped Genslers corrupt vigilant sec a new asshole yesterday snapping eth from them; crypto is here to stay whch means less capital flows into boomer ponzis

>>53996415
>UK market generally 5yr fix is the longest banks will do.
That's better than most place but you can still get squeezed on the margin if rates spike up.

>>53996511
It's whatever. I just checked their guidance and it's still very high. Clicking buy button was never easier.

Every other index is down ~2 percent from Mondays highs and the Russell 2k down 4 percent. Feeling like there's a dunno incoming

>>53996511
Btw, they are also suing some pedo-Jew for his ties with Eppstein. I guess mostly Jewish JPM investors didn't like this move.

>>53996499
already dismissed by jpm and gemini. btw
>>>/pol/ there is certainly a nazi somehwere you need to call cheese and post a wojack

>double top in XBD

Ohnonono

>>53996432
I should have bought FAZ.

>>53996548
Yeah dismissed by Gemini.. I guess JPM didn't even bother notifying them.

>>53996527
Oh I bought. It's just red number bad and whatnot.

>>53996474
from the talks it seems like the public facing parameter is jobs and inflation knowing that its a lagging indicator. everytime there is a real question about wtf are the specifics he alludes to using multiple tools and says he can get back to them. im all mixed up desu if its losing jobs friday I personally think thats good for a bull run

>>53996566
you didnt checked the source did, you just reposting a screenshot from an ad blog like to good house goy you are

>>53996499
Gemini denied this, sadly

>>53996582
kek crypto baggie

>>53996584
I trust Yahoo Finance sponsored article more than some crypto exchange.

Where can I get a 3x leveraged crab ETF?

>>53995924

>>53996596
You can mock as much as you like, it doesnt change that crypto performed better than stocks and etfs, and stable coins pay better rate than 2 y t-bonds

>>53996569
He can't come out and say he wants fucking unemployment. That's why he always fucking dissembles like a cunt politician. I hate the Fed so much, shouldn't even exist.
But yeah the fucker can't just say "I want niggers to be unemployed because they keep buying hair weaves and KFC!!!" because he would lose his job, Warren basically wants him to make a dumb mistake like that.

THE WHOLE ENDGAME OF RATE HIKES IS UNEMPLOYMENT

this may be the most profound thing you will read on /smg/ today or even this week

>>53996618
>3x 0%

>>53996618
Sell calls on VIX

>>53996167
>>53996178
>>53996222
Not sure what kind of defaults you're referring to, probably companies defaulting on massive loans, but I was walking around my apartment complex (a nice one) and saw "PAY RENT IN 3 DAYS OR VACATE" signs on like one out of every 20 doors, 2 on my floor/hallway alone. I really do think le big one is coming soon, too many people stretched too thin, especially a family of 3 living in expensive complex driving two nice-ish cars kind of people. How does one profit off of people not being able to afford their rent and car payments?

>>53996623
> stable coins pay anything
Kek you still don't understand that you're baggie and will lose anything

>>53996654
everything*
sorry my hindu -> English dictionary malfunctioned.

>>53996054
I am in SOXL. Specifically 97.94% SOXL

>>53995924

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQCOIQBjKic

>>53996654
>anything
okay mexican. The 25K I wired to my bank account last week taking some profits are not real and the hooker I literally paid with eth last Saturday is also not real.
Get a grip boomer your ponzis cant create the hype needed to pump your bags

>>53996631
I'll volunteer first to be unemployed. I'm s team player and I just want to help jpow reach his goals.

>>53996665
You could have more SOXL though

>>53995993
you shoulda got YANG, LABD or GDXD chud for the past several weeks.
now you might just be shorting local bottoms

>>53996673
A nice video just for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-Wa_TrfW68

Let us know later how your super profitable high yield investment in digital beanie babies turned out.

Why does biden hate america?

Where is SOXL_shill at these days? Come on out bro I just wanna talk

>>53996674
"non job seeking" is considered irrelevant though, unless the fed is using different metrics. I think it starts at 1 year of no work so start the clock

>>53996684
Because he doesn't know what planet he is on.

Also - sers what are the implications of BTC crash to 10k on Microstrategy?

>>53996689
soxl_shill lied and everyone's portfolios died

>>53996682
You realize the guys that pumped your bags for the past 10 years have been selling off and running close to their debt limit
also consider yourself reported for advertising and begging because I must assume your linked video is to your vid blog, no I didnt click on it

>>53996673
>I literally paid with eth
You paid with USD by the way. Your eth had to be converted into actual currency for it to be useful.

You might as well collect beanie babies, sell them for USD and use this money to buy other stuff and then claim you used Beanie Babies to pay for shit.
You're delusional.

>>53995944
>ultra gas

>>53996674
>he's on /smg/ while being employed
Anon...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbXvaE39wM

>>53996693
Noted
>>53996723
I'm trying my hardest to get fired but unfortunately the rest of you are so bad that I still am considered the top 1% of laborers.

>>53996709
Yeah I'm sure moderators will apprieciate your childish behaviour. Video explained why your hi yield crypto is a ponzi, but I guess you don't liek facts. Anyway, update us on your hi yield zero risk crypto investments later.

>>53996717
no. There was no usd involved in the transaction and no I neither withdraw usd.

>>53996737
Based gen x song enjoyer

>>53996737
anon what did you do

>>53996745
Congrats, you found 1 in 1000000 places that accept your digital beanie babies then.

>>53996473
best suggestion so far.
>>53996631
help a brainlet out, if you would. why would more people jobless cure/curb inflation? is inflation due to everyone being able to afford everything? or is it due to a huge ramp in money supply? im just trying to understand the economics of it all. I get raising rates slows the "free money" that businesses/banks can dip into. Which means less venture spending and hiring retards to do nothing at all. But if tightening the business belt results in layoffs and a bunch of poors, doesnt that offset with gibs? i dont get it.

>>53996742

I've found my happy place. This is the most hilarious video I've seen in years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpOULjyy-n8

lets push it to a green day

I just sold part of my Oats

TOTAL MUMU DEATH
get fucked retards

Fuck, today is not looking good mumus.

VIX.... DO SOMETHING!

>>53996763
You are still stuck in 2012? Enjoy watching your favorite ponzi bleeding out, while the fed sells of its holdings and the corrupt clique in charge blows the bank for kickbacks for their donators that wont get a roi next time while I enjoy an exponentially growing uncensorable transaction network, that pays better rates for risks

IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF CRABBING

EITHER CRASH THE MARKET OR GO ON A BULL RUN I DONT GIVE A SHIT OFF OF SOME SUPER DUPER GAY PUMP OR SOME SHIT


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53996775
They had their chance...

Why is SVB (Silicon Valley Bank) down 44% in a day?

>>53996764
>jobless cure/curb inflation
Less spending = less inflation, leads to deflation eventually
>is inflation due to everyone being able to afford everything?
Yes, partly. Hugely connected to energy costs btw.
>or is it due to a huge ramp in money supply?
Partly due to this too, so yes.
>But if tightening the business belt results in layoffs and a bunch of poors, doesnt that offset with gibs?
Gibs won't match wages, so no.

I have never formally studied economics, I just picked a lot of this up by being knee deep in this shit daily. I'm a programmer. Just lurk here for a few years and watch the occasional YouTube finance shit and you'll eventually get it.

>>53996819
Have you ever asked yourself where does your stabelcoin yield comes from? Please tell me which crypto / exchange offers this service so that I can laugh at its collapse in few months.

>>53995962
WISH. Easiest play you can make.

>>53996764
>>help a brainlet out, if you would. why would more people jobless cure/curb inflation?
If you have a tight labor market with low unemployment, workers have lots of bargaining power. They use that to get raises. Having more money in their pockets, they spend more. Businesses raise prices since the extra demand can support it and to cover their higher labor costs. Rinse and repeat.

basically JP wants unemployment to spike so that businesses won't have to offer big raises to attract workers. Economy slows down and prices either stop rising or start to drift downward from the slackened demand.

>>53996831
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/svb-plummets-38-higher-interest-152331878.html

>>53996473
>BRK-A
What happens when pappa Buffet bites the big one?

>>53996836
yes, fees and inflation with different ways to off set the shitcoin inflation. I must admit, Gary is technically right assessing most crypto as securities, but the partisan climate is just waht is needed to get him out of the way

i told you 400 SPY was gone
i told you this

I would appreciate it if Tesla would stop falling. Only down 3% but fuck.

>>53996854
there will be a new holiday called Buffet Day and the market will always be green on that day

>>53996858
It was pretty obvious.

>>53996864
>pe of 50
lol no

>>53996831
>Silver Gate, Credit Suisse, ...
>>53995375

Tik tok mumus... tik tok...

>>53996836
>exchange
lmfao boomer, after the ftx fiasco its all daos on chain - cooperatives that cant be shut down. put a dev into jail 5 new devs are their to take his role

First

>>53996864
As long as TSLA mumu nigs are still lurking smg we haven't bottomed. Enjoy living under the bridge with Cathie. At least you will get to rape her dusty boomer holes.

>>53996878
NVDA has a PE of 138 and people are still bullish on it.

I pay $500/m for health-, car-, and accident insurance. Am I getting scammed?

>>53996741
>Hate new job and want to quit
>its too easy and lucrative to justify
They're paying me all this fucking money to sit there while management is absolutely BOTCHING a major task. They're over hired so many positions just because they know we're fucked. I won't stick around forever but until shit hits the fan I can't justify leaving (and my annual bonus doesnt come until end of month anyway)

>>53996884

>>53996854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqyIaNWP0T0

>>53996898
and they are equally retarded

>>53996884
You can't even answer the question, because if you did I would be able to quickly verify how full of shit you are.
I mentioned exchanges because already few collapsed in the lasat 2 years because of such high yield services. As it turned out, those exchanges traded people's assets and hi yield was dependent on continued inflow of fresh blood. As in, ponzi schemes.
Or I guess your yield is paid via staking (a nice name for dillution), which is a bait for financially illiterate people. For some reason crypto goys are happy about it though, quite fitting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6_Sm4b5HX8

soxl_shill was david soxl all along and he's using our money to fuck brazilian trannies

>>53996898
Blind hype for one company definitely means you should be bullish as fuck on a similarly overvalued company.
Relative analysis is king.

Ohhhhhh tech trannies: https://layoffs.fyi/

Dammit I just bought some TQQQ calls before that dump

>>53996908
Powell said it best yesterday
Where their is yield, there are buyers
and I like to add, it doesnt how much of a scam it is, enjoy your dwindling returns while 15% of GenX, 30% of millenials 50% of zoomers and likely 75% of Alpha are going to pick a crypto investement over a classical boomer ponzi game

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

>>53996907
I have garbage employees, I'm barely at work anymore, I'm basically too lazy to email important people about need to know information, and I know we aren't doing a good job, but our customers are so checked out that even our low quality of service is fine by them. I even get compliments about our staff and am left speechless. The standard is so low now that basically just showing up gets you a gold star.

Alright, my antisemitism levels haven't been this high since Tuesday.

>>53996935
>>53996931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pYNd0MSVXs

>SKYT holders

>>53996054
VT

>>53996944
Crypto is not an investment, it's speculation.

>>53996944
>Where their is yield, there are buyers

Midwit here: Why say he those things?

>>53996961
>speculation
on when the rug gets pulled maybe.

>>53996926
>a few shady companies collpsed
oy vey, Lehman never happened
>dillution
yes, dillution and fees and sometimes other forms of income streams paid out to share holders, what do I care if you think its divi bait; where there is yield there are buyers

>>53996944
As I said, give us an update in few months when the scam collapses and you lose everything you got locked up there.

>>53996951
I've done business on some of those streets

>>53996884
You evaded his question, pajeet. Don't worry though, everyone here who isn't a crypto baggie knows where yields come from because we all just watched it happening with FTX LMFAO.

>>53996907
This is decline of empires shit. What used to separate Westerners from third worlders was our competence. With Gen Z (completely braindead retards that can barely tie their shoes) entering the workforce en masse, we are totally and irrevocably fucked.

>>53996992
K street?

>>53996981
should be soon

>>53996936
I actually think I might fap to this later. Nothing gets my dick diamonds more than cubicle cucks getting the boot.

BUDDY LOOK AT VIX COMPUTER!

>>53996972
>>53997010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQlKa1IeZF8

>>53996972
Because its true, everything that pays a yield is going to find somebody taking the risk to get that free flow of income, pure human greed but what is wrong about making profits from it

>>53996944
Ok, so where can I spend my crypto? Where can I get a smart contract that actually makes a legally binding contract enforceable in a court of law? What percentage of crypto investments are going to go belly up before any of the aforementioned goes mainstream?

Who gives a shit if concurrent generations speculate more readily on an investment with little or no real-world utility? Real estate is still eating crypto’s lunch in the short term (let alone the long term). Gold and silver have performed better in the last two years.

God damn, crypto has some novel utilities that could be huge in the future, but right now it is a speculative asset and much of it will fail before the true giants emerge. In the meantime it is a BAD INVESTMENT. Nothing you say will change this fact. The macro conditions aren’t conducive to crypto going up.

>>53997022
Whoops, redact that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VOxL5mw1Tw

>>53996982
> oy vey, Lehman never happened
In crypto space lehman moments happen almost every month. And almost always are related to high yielding products that provided their service in a ponzi-like manner.

> yes, dillution and fees and sometimes other forms of income streams
> what do I care if you think its divi bait
Crypto goys often compare staking to divvies. Which confuses me because dividends don't dillute shareholders.
Yesterday I checked out of curiosity how divvies are paid in India and surprise surprise, often they are "paid" in newly issued shares. So in other words, you just outed yourself as a jeet.

BUDDY LOOK AT BUILD-A-BEAR WORKSHOP COMPUTER

I'm going to become the Joker.

>>53996596
>I trust Yahoo Finance

>>53997057
Took you long enough.

>>53997045
Thank god I didn't short them. I was planning on it too but forgot.

>>53997058
>I trust stock twits

>>53997019
anon posting the H!B's on all fours begging for jobs the other week was nice

>>53997057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0rf3_viTxk

>>53997057
Shut up and make another ghost game video dutchoid

>>53997057
I AM.....THE JOKER
https://youtu.be/BVTVEU1JH4g

US 30Y down 3 pips prepare your anus

>>53997029
>Where can I get a smart contract that actually makes a legally binding contract enforceable in a court of law?
Depends on the project and how regulatedf it wants to be. But there have been precedents where courts accepted DAOs as legal parties, and I think its Michigan that has daos now as legal entity in its state legislation
>What percentage of crypto investments are going to go belly up
probably the same as start ups that go belly up
>Gold and silver have performed better in the last two years.
stop being silly
>but right now it is a speculative asset and much of it will fail before the true giants emerge.
ah yes, just wait before you throw your lunch money at the behemot that has existed for years and could have been traded but now you are sure and can have you 2.5% growth per year

what tf are you even doing here, all we do is speculating, jes. Get a grip boomer, your guys are dying out and nobody wants to continue your ponzis, institutions and culture

It’s over.

>>53997071
>stock twits
Kek I almost forgot about that place.

>>53996240
forgetting to milk your cow is cruel

>>53997068
Trynna remember if this was a meme stock in 2021, I think it was

>>53997035
>divis don't dillute shareholders
depends, and there are other ways to dillute shareholders

>>53997100
>>53997107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NDjt4FzFWY

>>53997113
> depends
If you live in India
And yes, dillution happens, but is almost never welcomed by investors.
And I can assure you no investor calls dillution a yield. It happens only in crypto space with staking because crypto goys are financially illiterate.

>>53996944
>cryptogoy calling anything a ponzi scheme
You stupid or something?

>>53997092
https://youtu.be/OD2gAjFtZ1A?t=39

VIXplosion

but ES barely down.

weirdest market i've seen in a while

>>53996957
lmao based "spotter"

>>53997020
it's barely inverting SPX, nothing to see

WHY IS THE MARKET GOING DOWN ON NO NEWS?

>>53997131
You think crypto gamblers like dillution?
Also you completely miss the point; the way to go is, get stablecoin liquidity or some other more established crypto, provide the liquidity to protocols and farm there hyper inflationary shitcoin and SELL that shitcoin for whatever. At 1000% APY, even if its just for a week, it can be considered yield; because what do you care if the shitcoin you farmed and dumped just goes to 0; not at all, just move to the next "scam" and get trading fees and "yield"

>>53997142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx-PzF1vM_M

Buy Rycey. they had great earnings and will build nuclear engines for space travel in the future.

INTCELS RISE UP

>IWM
>XLF

>>53997145
You're retarded, they're moving together

>>53997019
God I want nothing more than for these people to have to get real jobs.

mr worldwide

>>53997169
Silvergate, Credit Suisse, Silicon Valley Bank - All collapsing.

It's happening.

>>53997145
volpocalypse bro ES doesn't have to take that much of a shit for it to happen

>>53997189
holy shit this ain't good mang.

>>53997185
If she has to clean my poopoo I will go back to the office to create a job for her.

>>53996389
can i get a quick rundown on cum jam anon?

Holy shit the yield curve

>>53997170
So you make money by chasing pump n dump scams. Damn crypto is indeed money of the future

>>53997175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc
here's to the greatest hits of 1997

>>53997099
Gold and silver have performed better in the past two years because they didn’t crash 60%. That is objective truth.

You can’t point out a smart contract that’s used in a court of law, only corporate governance under a DAO which is assuredly written by lawyers whether or not decision making is done by the organizations members.

I’m not a boomer. I’m a millennial. You aren’t making a good case. You ignored my question about where to spend my crypto. You falsely accuse me of wanting a simple 2.5% growth. You’re shilling crypto in a stock general. You’re a twat, a cunt, a shit kicker, a fag. I hope you stub your toe and get an in-grown toenail.

BEGONE, cryptokiddie! Go shill your speculative, deteriorating asset elsewhere. You have nothing to offer us.

WTFWT

>chinks collapsing
>crypto collapsing
>jim brandon revealing 100000% tax increases everywhere
>woman of the year awarded to a man
>earnings collapsing

Yeah bro, I can see the bullcase for stocks

Can you niggers shut the fuck up about crypto?

>>53997209
It pays, better than parking my liquidity in bonds or divi stock

>>53997169
Just because you are an illiterate chimp who can't find the news does not mean there is no news.

>yeilds

>>53997197
it's habbening

>>53997234
>woman of the year awarded to a man

I judge the strength of a bank by how tied to pedophile billionaires they are.
That's why I'm JP Morgan Chase.

What's this pattern called again?

>>53997239
>People are losing their life savings and you're laughing?

>>53997239
How fast would crypto die if banks or brokerages started making their own?

>>53997185
Unfortunately all women can just fall back on onlyfans because zoomer men are pathetic simps.

>>53997169
I got your news right here punk!

>>53996822
you think thats liquidity your breathing?

>>53997170
>provide the liquidity to protocols and farm there hyper inflationary shitcoin and SELL that shitcoin for whatever. At 1000% APY, even if its just for a week, it can be considered yield

And you don’t see a problem in this? You don’t see how pumping and dumping kills any legitimacy crypto might have?

You’re a fucking Indian, aren’t you? You keep dodging the question. You’re a slimy, shitty, scamming Indian male trying to pump your BTC or whatever.

>>53997241
I would love you to go to go in front of the congress and present this money of the future by the way. And exaplain to them that this is a super liquid system. The only requirement is for there to be a perpetual stream of pump n dump scams, otherwise it will collapse. You can't make this shit up kek. Crypto baggies are irredimable.
Why even pretend you are doing anything serious when you are just chasing a scam before its collapse.

>>53997255
buddy, look at copper computer!

>>53997270
WE DON'T CONDONE VIOLENCE HERE IN /SMG/ UNLESS IT IS DIRECTED AT HOMOSEXUALS, JEWS, MINORITIES, WOMEN, OR TRANNIES!

>>53997241
>crypto pays more than bonds or divys
It was actually doesn't pay at all

>>53997272
I can just quote the honorable chairman Powell
where there is yield there are buyers
I wont let all the smelly Indians get that yield if I can have it

>>53997241
Kek you fucking worthless dumb jeet, that was your final answer?
Crypto is good because I just jump to the next scam? Fucking jeets need eradication. Yeah like the anon said, truly the future of money.

Kek

>>53997286
THE SOLUTION IS VIOLENCE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV8HZp6oA-k

new
>>53997311
>>53997311
>>53997311

>>53997189
oh shit i thought you were fake doomposting

>>53997301
always late to the party…

>>53997275
I am pretending nothing, just presenting the fact that taking 100K of USD, buying USDC with it, and parking those in pump and dumps pays better than parking them in 2 years, even if the pump and dump goes close to 0

>>53995904
Since no one said it yet: priced in

>>53997342
Cool, good luck with your scams pajeet

>>53997296
Lol, ok. Go on, get out of the thread. I’m done talking to you. The door is everywhere. Go shitpost in a crypto thread so you can get yield from buyers. I’m sure there’s a scam pump to chase somewhere else, my little wolf of ShitStreet

>>53997312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhdFe3evXpk

>>53997366
cope and seeth

>>53996854
Your puts are healed?

>>53996904
That sounds amazing

The fuck, it won't let me buy spy calls right now, I need some lunch money

>>53997351
The 2024 pivot has just been priced in

>>53996834
thanks anon