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>>53982957
ok so hire a hooker instead

>>53982957
idk its pretty easy for me

t. 6' 1", thin, good-looking, full hairline

>>53982957
you ever catch yourself fantasizing about choking your hole to death whenever she pisses you off?

>>53982996
how do you do it?

>>53982957
i was probably 30 before i realized "flirting" meant "flirting with idea of having sex". instead of trying to think of the smartest thing to say, i should have said the first thing that popped in my mind, like all other men do. learn from my mistake autistic tadpoles

>because I was born ugly, there are smells I will never experience

it's so unfair

>>53983058
This is true. Most women won’t want to get smashed by you unless you’re Chad, but even if they do, they’d rather you be sure about it than pussyfooting around. Lack of confidence is to women what old age, overweight and ugliness is to men.

>>53982957
>I'm and addict and therefore I deserve pity for the shit I do to myself
dick meet hand

>>53983016
i go out a lot, get a few drinks in me, and then it just becomes automatic. i've always liked socializing with people and have never had an issue with it

learn to accept rejection. its part of the process. sometimes i'll start talking to a random girl at a bar or something, and you can tell she's not really into it, so i'll just say something like "ok well nice meeting you" and i'll move on

>>53983176
literally all I need in life is to bury my face betwixt the butt cheeks of one of those hot instagram-looking women. Just to experience how revolting their asses smell, so I can forget women for good.

>>53982957
I don't bother any more. Its too much effort for such pitiful reward. I don't even like the idea of having sex anymore. Testosterone levels are fine, mental health is fine other than disgust at female behaviour and nostalgia for how sexual relationships used to be.
I laugh, chortle even, when a normshit basedcel calls me 'low t' because I don't want to perform a dancing monkey act for a crumb of pussy smegma.
CAPTCHA: AUTYSN

>>53983242
That’s it? You could have that with a hooker.

>>53983242
>hot instagram-looking women
lower your standards first and then work your way up towards your goal

you need to learn to crawl way before you can learn to run, anon

>>53982957
You could always become a trap

>>53982957
>The shit that I put up with to get some pussy is unbelievable
name some examples

>>53983279
was thinking of just offering a chunk of money to nestly my face in there and get it over with

>>53983242
This is a high-risk high-reward move. You might find out that you love it more than you could have possibly imagined and then your problem will get infinitely worse.

>>53983244
>I laugh, chortle even
lel

You dont have to do any of that shit. Just take a xanax for courage or have some beers. Then proceed to lie to girls and make them think you are a great guy with a great career who owns a boat and is just trying to meet a girl you can start a family with. Then they will let you fuck them. Continue fucking them until they realize you are full of shit and then move on to the next girl. Its like tricking a kid into giving you their candy or something its stupid easy if you go for 7s like me and are at least a 5 yourself.

Life wouldn't be fun without chasing a hole though

>>53982957
I just match them on tinder and ask if they wanna come over to "watch a movie." work smarter not harder bro

>>53984387

Anti-slut defense has already massively incorporated "netflix and chill" propositions. The new meta is to use some chick b8 like palm reading to get them over.

just get married. my wife treats sex like a reward even though i swear she gets off more then i do. Also beware the red river...if its flowing, take the dirt trail.

>>53984546
peak boomer posting lol

>>53982995
Every single time

>>53983132
yes women want to be sure that the man is sure about making a terrible choice (picking her)

>>53984387
I don't have a tv

>>53984546
Boomer.

>>53984546
>Also beware the red river...if its flowing, take the dirt trail.

>>53984298
>You might find out that you love it more than you could have possibly imagined and then your problem will get infinitely worse.
Truth.


t. sex haver

The pussy you get always ends up being less appealing than the pussy you don't get. And if you never get any pussy, then you imagine practically all pussy to be great, when in truth shit gets old and tiring.

>>53985311
What the chuds here do not understand is that yes sex is great if you both bond and you cum in her condomless. But even that will get old after a year and putting up with her bullshit as she gets more annoying more demanding fatter and uglier really fucking sucks. Most married guys are secretly miserable and a lot of married women fantasize about fucking other men all the time. Remember people live longer now. So imagine being with one woman for the next 70 years of your life. The honeymoon phase burns out quick, stop sensationalizing it.

>>53985365

Yep. I have dated some hot girls and its pretty much a 2 year limit. After 2 years you are going to be desensitized to her beauty to the point where sex is roughly as appealing as fapping.

>>53983244
Did I post this??? I don’t remember posting this, but then again I must have?!??

>>53985365
I had a live in gf for 2 years who I came inside raw balls deep every single day and it still got old eventually

wtf an actual good thread, am I on the right board?