/biz/ - Business & Finance

Baking

Death of the BBBaggers with no survivors today.

swapped dollars on ebay orders today

Do not be shaken up by this my pus-filled BOIL brothers. This is just a minor retrenchment and swings like this comes and goes all the time.

Imagine being Sam in that tape and having to be all like "damn, Caroline, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight weasel body and horrific rodent monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my personal NFT persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is funnel another U$ 16 million unto the Democrats. Like seriously imagine having to be Sam and not only lie on that bed while Caroline Ellison flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her leathery skin, and just stay there, minute after minute, hour after hour, while she slammed her bony ass on you. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone watching later on will say she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CAROLINE ELLISON LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her jewish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been doing nothing but a healthy regime of fapping to blacked porn and paying for the occasional alleged tranny for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of your mom’s desk in Stanford. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then she calls for another round, and you know you could kill every single fool that bought into your castle of cards exchange before the SEC could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Samuel Bankman-Fried. You're not going to lose your future motivational speaking and writing career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>53952818
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>>53951437
I was trying to reply to you last night when the captcha was fucked but you should check out Elliott Wave Sage on YT if you wanna see how someone applies it practically. Once I understood the basic concepts I pretty much learned how to apply it by binging his uploads/livestreams.

>>53952826
> -20%
> normal
I wouldn't touch this shit with a 10 ft pole man. Way too unpredictable

>>53952834
I unironically find her sexually attractive

>>53952811
>Sleeps 4 hours instead of 2
>Expects to make it

>>53952818
Why are all of these YouTube talking head finance influencers wrongs about absolutely everything all of the time? The only who has been right, albeit early, is Peter Schiff. Everyone else is a grifter and more importantly a retard.

kek baggies

>>53952841
anon pls

>>53952854
Woops. Typos. I just woke up. About to rail my first line of Adderall for the day. :)

Keeping rates between 5-6% and holding them for a year isn't a pivot. Stop fucking pumping faggot stock market. Also everytime I touch natural gas I get fucked!

This is my official apology to Rabbi John Rocker
Sorry for posting your stuff outside of /smg/
Please don't put your Jewish curse on me or my stock bags, thanks!

>Buying 100 shares of XTXXF at open

Sqqq will go up 10-20% this week

>>53952854
While Peter was right about economic conditions, he has real trouble predicting how it will influence the markets, including Gold. To me as an investors the latter is most important.

>>53952851
Son! That's 2hrs you could be working! Do you want to pay off your debt or not? Can you get a 2hr shift at McDonalds during that time?

who clicks this bullshit?

>>53952868
i have that vacuum

Will he be on time tho ?

>>53952887
>Do you want to pay off your debt or not?
Just get an Israeli adress

>>53952862
in a depression you can be happy if dow ends at the 80s level

>>53952854
>The only who has been right, albeit early, is Peter Schiff.
Schiffy is only good at helping others part with their money.

>>53952901

If adastra moons...
>Im putting fuckin 42s on this bitch

>>53952896
> not having an ez flying squirrel
Ngmi

Have you seen the futures?

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

bing

WAKE UP
WAKE
UP

WAKE

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>53952922
Something endearing about its little happy face.

>>53952951
>08:30:01

>>53952854
I like Dan from I Allegedly. He can be a bit of a doomer boomer but overall his take on EVs, real estate, and banking have been pretty accurate. Plus he shows off the only based areas in SoCal (OC and SD)

The green is unstoppable!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?

>>53952951
>8:30:01
>John Rocker is kill
>market is still going down
>BOIL lads absolutely heemed
This truly is our reckoning, isn't it?

SPX ~4090pts gap close today?

>>53952818
Steven is one of these bond people. Bond traders always think everything is doomed they are worse than gold bugs

>TRKA

I'm gunna coom.

>>53952965
Makes vacuuming a nice time. Also canister vacuums are nicer imo because it's easy to get under the bed and in oddball places, kind of like an indoor shop vac sort of thing.

>parents flew in to visit me for the weekend
>last time I checked SPY was Thursday afternoon
>ridiculous pump Friday and potentially today
What the fuck happened?

very cool price actiom

I want to be a long term investor but I change my holdings more often than my underwear.

>>53953013

I have one of these home depot bucket head jawns. I might go buy some spray paint and make a face on it, maybe paint it like R2D2 or something...

>>53953026
a non-voting nigger (literally) talked about 25bps and pause
delusional mumus schizos see muh oversold TA + nigger comment and just buy it all

can't be a coincidence that mike wilson comes out calling for a short term rally, and the market dumps

>>53953046
>my holdings more often than my underwear.
Have you tried the reverse tactic?
*brain explodes*

>>53952922
I would put a wagie wojak face on it.

>>53952984
This place had to be cleansed one day
The weight of our sins is too heavy

What is causing TSLA to shit the bed like this?

VIX is at its 52-week low and you aren't buying

Free money.

>>53953059
that would be a....really good idea and I would absolutely do that kek

It's over.

Weak ass bobo get heemed

>>53953089
wrong question if you're trading it

>>53953089
I work in the automotive industry and the car business is fucking grim right now. I know that the sales figures look okay, but, it's ugly. Lots of cancellations on new orders, obviously the interest rates are fucking up the lease and financing, people are buying out their old leases, electric cars aren't selling for many brands (Mercedes, Porsche, not sure about Tesla). Not sure how to fundamentally look at Tesla stock for what it should be priced at, but I can say the car business is looking ugly now.

sqQQ ;_;

>>53952841
OK, very much appreciated, I shall investigate and see what I might see. I am definitely interested in autism maximization.

OI, IMMA BUY ME AN ASTON MARTIN WITH MA STOCKS, CUNT

KOLD anon told people to buy BOIL and SQQ on Wedsnesday. What did he mean by this?

>>53953165
Jerome gonna put the OW in POWELL

Buying more AMR

>>53953165
If you bought BOIL on Wednesday you made 30% by Friday. I said I'm looking at SQQQ before FOMC I don't own any and didn't shill it.

If you bought BOIL on Friday you are fucking retarded. I was banned so I couldn't tell people to take profits or sell covered calls on Friday.

The only new position I have shilled is 7/21 $10 YANG calls and they are up 8% today

>>53953165
>What did he mean by this?
A warning that you shouldn't listen to random shills.
Just trust me dude, I'm always right. Rest of this thread is retards.

>>53952984
>8:30:01
I'm so sorry anon

>>53953185
Why was it retarded to buy BOIL on Friday? I thought it's going to $15. Sounds like you're trying to say contradicting things so that you can later pick and choose which one you actually meant . If someone picks the wrong one then you will just call this person a retard I guess.

>>53953185
That's why you should just buy more nvidia. The p/e ratio just keeps going up. It's currently 137 and it may hit 140 today. The sky's the limit on the stock

>>53953211
It pumped 20% on friday... that's not when you buy and if you don't understand that I don't know what to tell you. Fucking retard. Of course people are going to take profits after that.

You buy on days like today... you faggots are so fucking helpless.

>>53953165
Natgas crashed today, so buying it wednesday was still fine?

>>53953201
I don't, I learned long time ago that people here love to brag about winning trades but always keep silent about their losses. Even worse are those who got lucky and then try to pretend they are smartest of the bunch. But it's ok, eventually they blow up their accounts and learn to be humble.

>>53953066
What I read wasn't him "calling for" a rally, but just saying he could see how one could be supported. I'm confident he sees one as temporary should it occur, what with still being way up in the death zone.

>>53953211
>>53953224
>Of course people are going to take profits after that.

>>53952862
I don't really care about what some boomer says, don't even know who he is really. This shit has been working for me so I'm gonna keep entertaining it. I understand the inherent schizo nature of it but I mean come on we are on fucking /biz/
>>53953155
gl man hope you can get some use out of it

>>53953224
You told people they should expect $15, 100% profit. And now you call them stupid because they didn't sell for 20% profit. Cool story.

>>53953185
The thing about YANG is china is adding trillions of stimulus to boost their economy. It's not a sure win like it was last year before the national congress.

I still hold yang, but not a lot.

Small craps (IWM) jumped off a cliff alone.

Are you people traders
>short time market moves
Or investors
>long term market moves?

>10yr at 3.96%
what does the housing market think of this?

>>53953089
Being a meme and they just announced yet more price cuts. Just the other day Elon claimed that demand was essentially infinite but people just couldn't afford to buy. He's already pissed off a lot of previous buying fans by cutting prices about 20% right after they had all made their purchases, and now here's more slashing just a few weeks later. Seems like they are getting desperate to move some units.

Ambi to the MOON
Should've listened!

>>53953267
we're bagholders

>>53953267
The longest time I held a stock for was maybe 3 days.

>>53953234
>>53953240
>>53953251

It is going to $15. You niggers should have sold covered calls and you should slurp more today. If you can't handle a 20% day you shouldn't be in natural gas and if you buy on a 20% green day you shouldn't be actively managing your own money

>>53953267
I don't invest in stock market. I donate all my money to the local synagogue and I encourage all anons to do the same.

>boomers slurping AAPL
the great depression purge can't come soon enough

Big Gay Bear just caved. Bullish or bearish?

>2Y green
>10Y red
ah yes, the usual

>>53953283
so which is it, are people retards for holding or not? You keep contradicting yourself. Later you will pick and choose which one of your opinions was the right one based on the outcome I suppose.

>>53953234
>but always keep silent about their losses
Hello /smg/. I’m bag holding 2000 shares of AMC. I’m a retard and a degenerate gambler.

>>53953290
Always invert what (((experts))) say. Bearish.

>>53953290
I never read that shit. Banks don't know.

Are there any sites that give Quarterly EPS free, that are good at updating quickly?

>>53953267
Gamblers

>>53953283
Nigger I just pointed out that it was clear that people were going to take profits.

>>53953004
still pumping! Thanks fat hands

>>53953294
Buy low, sell while others are taking profit so that you can get out with +20% not +12% for example. When it goes down a bit, buy again. Repeat. ??? Profit.

>>53953234
I'm bag holding SKYT and yes, when it pumps I post. But generally I just skim the /smg/ and try to keep current on what trades anon's are discussing.

everytime SNAP pops I short, simple as

>>53953294
Look dude when you see +20% you sell and when you see -20% you buy... if you don't understand that just set up recurring investments in VOO and stop panic selling your bags like a fucking retard. Today is a beautiful entry for BOIL but instead you niggers will just seethe while it goes to $9.

You had a month to buy at 4-6 and if you fomod at $8 on a 20% day before a weekend you are a special kind of stupid. Just hold the shit and wait for natural gas to go back to $4 it's not that fucking complicated

>>53953313
> goes down a bit, buy again
Ok got it. So the plan is to keep buying as it goes lower, because it most likely won't go down even lower.
And if I run out of cash, because I spent it all buying dips, I should just borrow or print it right?
That's quite revolutionary strategy. Thanks i'll give it a try.

You guys are selling what you can, right?
The market is going to dump all next week, and it might start this week.

I am now a boil baggie
So I bought more and lowered my baseline
Frick I’m back where I started

>>53953362
That's the bottom sign.

Tomorrows a big day. HUGE DAY. HUGE. SUPER HUGE. saturn is returning into pisces. It's going to stay there for 3 years.

stocks running on 100000x p/e ratios about to get a reality check. It's the end of delusions. It's also the time when the old system will die and a new will one will be ushered in like CBDC's.

>>53953355
The revolutionary martingale strategy. No one has ever blown up an account following this strategy.

>>53953355
It's called martingale and it has made people billionaires.

Natural gas has a hard floor at like $2.

>>53953355
>So the plan is to keep buying as it goes lower, because it most likely won't go down even lower.
You know what, nevermind. It was clear that you could have sold at +20%, hell, I would have even sold at +15% just to make sure that it doesn't dump on me. You could have put all that money back after it dumped and bought more, for even bigger profits.

>>53953403
As a water sign, am I going to benefit from this celestial witchcraft?
I'm currently entering BOIL and UNG...

what's going on?

buddy COIN computer

>>53953403

>>53953423
People are using duo to learn Hebrew.

>>53953408
The only time martingale doesn't work is when people have positions so large that they can't double down anymore without drawing attention to the trade.. when they are literally such a large position they are impacting the share prices singlehandedly. This is not a problem anyone on smg has to worry about

>>53953438
Can any of them learn how to be a Levite?

>>53953423
ukrainians using duo to learn russian

>>53953408
Yeah, I've read only good things about it. But it's ok, people here are 150 IQ and will never blow up their accounts doing this.

Btw, pic related. I hope you guys bought calls on KOLD on Friday, it was quite obvious move, only retard wouldn't do it.

Lol show me those puts

>>53953447
No, but they can convert to Judaism and get a +50% wage increase

>>53953460
no

>poo shills ADXN a few threads back
>down 13% today
Lol

Dead market. Dead thread.

Am I crazy for thinking about buying crox

>>53953434
Saturn in Pisces is about grounding. Everyone will get their heads out of the clouds and have to come to terms with our new reality. It’s going to be an interesting next couple of years.

>>53953469
Lose a foreskin, gain a shekel. I'll think about it.

>>53953453
How do you blow up your account with commodity futures shares that you can hold indefinitely?

Friday was obviously extremely Jewish price action. I wanted to warn smg but jannies were seething like usual

If this conflict in eastern ukraine doesn't end soon the results will be catastrophic climate change.

Jesus, good thing I'm actually in the CMC index and not DXY. EUR is heeming us.

>>53953414
> could've just timed every single move perfectly
Great insight there. If only we could revert time, all of us would be billionaires already.

don't call me poopy puppy only my friends can do that

>>53953488
This is actually a good time to short it. Double tops forming on the historical chart. Can't believe it ran up to what has been at, twice no less. It was a penny stock at the beginning of last decade. Shit.

>>53953498
>holding leveraged etfs indefinitely
here we go again..

Saturn in Pisces be knocking the world outta delusions. Honey things are about to come tumbling to the ground. Anything that’s distracting, causes confusion, or illusive is gonna come crumbling. Many people will be seeking spirituality more for this reason. Seek truth.

So, with sadness in my heart
Feel the best thing I could do
Is end it all and leave forever
What's done is done, it feels so bad
What once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again
My world is ending
I wish that I could turn back time
'Cause now the guilt is all mine
Can't live without the trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
You can't forget love and pride
Because of that, it's killing me inside
It all returns to nothing
It all comes tumbling down
Tumbling down, tumbling down
It all returns to nothing
I just keep letting me down
Letting me down, letting me down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg

>>53953498
>commodity futures shares that you can hold indefinitely
>futures
>shares that you can hold indefinitely

>>53953500
Global ice age. The pandemic of leather-shoe hemroiditus. All supportive conifers in landscaping plans over 5yards will be annihilated. Invest in fidget spinners.

>>53953513
> could've just timed every single move perfectly
Retard. The point is that there's no way you can time every single move, that's why you should sell and take profit. It might pump another 5 percent, maybe 7. BUT closing a position with +10% is much better than letting even that +10% evaporate and seeing your numbers become red.

How does she do it, bros?
And why aren't you married to her yet?

>>53953498
Well if you wanted to then kudos to you man. Maybe you are really good at this / have a gift. I hope you keep on doing it and make it.

>>53953526
You could literally DCA QLD forever and outperform QQQ. 2x etfs are extremely based. 3x are spooky for long term holds.

Got arrested Friday night and bailed my self out by 9AM.

Jail is for poor people and unlike them I own OIL.

>>53953545
you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded

>>53953575
What's the charge?

>>53953568
yes in a bull market

>>53953545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OyBtMPqpNY

>>53953593

assault

>>53953611
Roll that coal on Greta.

>>53953383
I just bought some SOXS.

>>53953575
Based, who did you beat up?

>>53953593
Whenever smg disagrees with me especially the dumbest faggots I know I am right.

I'm tossing $1000 into BOIL. It better not dump even more or I'm suing /smg/.

OOOOooooooooOoooOOOOooooooo TROIKA

>>53953642
TRKA Trotskyists ...

>>53953631
I was thinking about picking up some brappy gas aswell

>>53952818
this guy looks like a chud

>>53953626

My bitch off a girlfriend

Finally green on GOOG, I was starting to worry.

>>53953625
>inb4 you delete your posts again

>>53953004
This
Where is all the hype?

>>53953670
same, we must have bought at the same point

LMAO@SOIMEAL, Meat will never be cheap again

>>53953631
I bought 3x nat gas right now too. Anons convinced me that I it's a good longterm hold.

>>53953683
It looked like such a good buy after that dump.

>>53953611
Was it… sexual?

>>53953679
Pussy smg boomers got no guts to buy an severely undervalued microacap.

They will learn.

>>53953710
>microcap
>not going for nanocaps
Check out this pussy

>>53953655
damn thats fucked up

>>53953611
Why'd you do it?

>>53953693
They don’t call it the widow maker for nothing ya know

>>53953655
ugh oilbros...? is this acceptable behavior?

>>53953725

Bitch bit and scratched me. Women are feminist until they get hit like a man.

SNAP is up +12% today and tear on a 3 day win streak but here I am having totally forgotten that it was even a publicly traded company. Do zoomers still use that shit to get MK Ultra'd and trannified? I remember I used to get mad pussy on it back when it came out Junior year of college.

>>53953710
Check out TAIT if microcaps are your thing. It's a barely profitable semis company with no chance or ambitions to grow. I like it because they didn't decrease their 5% dividend as opposed to far inferior Intcel.

>>53953742
True that. Equal rights, equal fights.

>>53953730

She wanted argue because she was drunk when I had to go work the next day. I’ve been working 7 days a week while she bitches about being a stay at home mom. Literally ungrateful for everything I provide. You can only be bitched and nagged out for so long .

>put a few mil in index funds
>can retire forever
>play options daily
>love everything
when are you taking the boomerpill?

>>53953403
I’m Aquarius sun, Virgo moon, Leo rising. How can I profit from my Saturn return?

VIX chads...

>>53953739

OIL Barons literally destroy to earth to harvest energy. I think my behavior was beyond justified in comparison

>>53952854
Sensationalism sells, always has.

>>53953766
>a few mil
therein lies my problem anon

>>53953761
How fat is she? How fat are you?

Peak American behavior to work 7 days a week at a job you hate and then beat up your fat wife to take out your anger. Everything about your life is little dick energy sirs.

>>53953766
>just have a few mil bro

>>53953782
>destroy the earth
Compared to mining its fucking nothing. And even then what, you're digging a big ass hole in the ground? No one cares. You faggots act like you can see this shit from space

What do you guys think about KRBN? ETF based on carbon credits. Not sure if anyone did any research yet. In theory, with countries around the world going green, carbon credits should be cheaper aye?
On the other hand more restrictive limits could be placed over time making this ETF go up in price.

>>53953782
anon, stfu, your skinny ass would have been dead to a stick arrow at 8 if it wasn't for oil.
you're welcome to spend your time and effort finishing regenerative positive output fusion.
you won't, you're a bitch hippy. the kind of person who steals food from a grocery, shows up in the woods with a nylon tent, and claims that the span during which they hugged a tree proves that they're more alert to the needs of the earth.

>>53953809
Sounds like you never invested in Suncor and its Oil sands mate

>>53953817
Fun fact did you know the polar ice caps are growing? And so are the number of polar bears?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVPgB6EboZ4

>>53953811
>What do you guys think about KRBN?
Pretty solid. The mechanics of carbon credits are pretty bullshit so they can go up even when you'd think they should decline over time due to phasing out carbon intensive industries.

>>53953825
Unless I can invest in Ice Cap growth ETF I don't see how is it relevant to me.

this monday seems worse than other mondays. I really don't feel like fucking waging today bros

>>53953701
yup, that's about what I paid. We'll see. I think this AI shit is overblown. I've been playing with it and it isn't that useful for general search... which is mostly shit like typing in the name of a restaurant and looking for the address.

Made 40% on ambi (ambipar emergency response) today. Could have made 400% but I wasn't paying attention when it did that move. Could have still made 120% today but I set my sell order too high out of greed. Still happy sith the trade, even though I expect I could have kept it and hit at least 100-150% with patience. But 2 weeks for 40% is nothing to sneeze at. Wish all my trades were that good.

>>53953812
>>53953809

I own OIL what are chuds talking about?

>>53953797

After having a kid, she’s like a fat mom now. I actually love my job. she’s just an ungrateful person. Her bestfriend told me that before I committed to her. I should have listened

>>53953831
It seems like it due to limits getting lower and lower to encourage switch to green tech. So far I got exposure via timberlands only. But might as well go directly to the source.

>>53953797
Walking holed wrote this post

>sold my aapl calls on Friday cause I'm a pussy
>buy puts to spite my feelings

>>53953701
>>53953844
...I also bought a little Intel, more risky, but... I gotta believe over the next few years they'll turn more profitable again. This is the end of a cycle and I still see their chips getting used everywhere

>>53953852
Yeah. I wouldn't put a large position in it, but it's an interesting idea. So far I've just been watching KRBN from the sidelines.

BOIL is gonna reverse split.

>>53953851
>having a baby with a fat retard
>beating up a fat retard in front of your kid
>kid turns into a fat retard
>going to jail over a fat retard

Many such cases. I am so glad I will stick to fucking young skinny girls and never have kids

>>53953868
They won't be back for the next 4 years because amd stole all their contracts across consoles and servers, and those usually are 5 years contracts. That said, expect intc to come back up in 2 years or so in expectation of their renewed wins.

>>53953863
Just close out for now if you're going to fomo like that. It's getting a bit dangerous to swing lately.

me after slurping today's dipperino

>>53953766
>a few mil
i only have a couple

>>53953809
>>53953851
If it bleeds, you can kill it.

>>53953905
This guy had ascites. Basically his organs are dead and he is retaining fluid/waste that can't be processed and is going to die soon from being an alcoholic or diabetic

You can see the early stages of it in Rocker

just got back from shift in europe
>2 hours of breaktime
>2 hours of driving around
>2 hours of actual work
>2 hours of sleeping back at the office

I dont have to answer calls or go to meetings and no one actually know what I even do but when people ask me Im always acting stressed out out and claim I hate my job

>>53953631
I bought $10 worth at $6.20. It was all I had left so just wanted to go ahead and put it in and see what it can do. I am looking forward to it becoming an Andrew Jackon within a few months.

>>53953899
makes sense. I donno, been taking small positions in things for longer term but also been buying the shit out of t-bills at 5% lol

>>53953905
This seems dangerous

Why is Aston Martin pumping

What does it mean when a company like CIEN outperforms?
Macro, is there anything I should be thinking about?

Do you guys think Powell's gonna pussy out tomorrow? He's the last barrier for the meltup to happen

>>53953679
man holy fucking shit i havent seen this gif in over a decade. what the fuck.
whats that other ancient gif, the one that looks like porn and then it turns into a really long phone call about cheetos again. and then at the end she's pregnant with a little cheeto baby.

>>53953951
I don't expect him to "pussy out" but he is facing a brow beating by the commies.

what happened to oxy, it's such a flaccid stock now

>>53953940
>but when people ask me Im always acting stressed out out and claim I hate my job
>Yuros discover the George Costanza method

>>53953905
You should have waited.

TRKA can not be fucking stopped holy shit

Check out AUDC bros. Israeli stocks need some love in those hard times. It's a nice, undervalued company that keeps going down because of prevalent anti-semitism. Sons and daughters of Holocaust survivors built this company. Please show them your support.

>>53953951
>>53953986
I should add that I expect a growing commie movement to vote him out. I think it says a lot about him though that he is an R, personally, but was nominated into position by Obama, kept there by Trump and Biden both, and only had one vote of dissent. He made a bad call on the transient inflation but it was a very sensible one considering the situational conditions at the time.

Why weren't you niggers shilling TRKA when it was 9 cents in December?

>>53953951
he'll say that they're going to do 25bepis and closely monitor inflation etc. (like always), markets pump saying the fed is not hawkish enough

>>53953951
The last inflation reports were not good.
I bought SOXS.

>>53954028
I don't think he can state something like that, this is not the FOMC.

>>53953951
If he goes for 25 bps then get ready for some sick bonds for a while cause it'll take 2-3 years to calm inflation. We actually might get to 7-9% interest rates

The future is grim. S&P is going to look like the bitcoin chart.

daily reminder to cash out your gains and move to a thirld world lawless country like romania where you can bribe everyone with your millions

>>53954054
my bad just saw it

>>53954054
Boltic said he'd vote for a 25 bepis and the market pumped

>not really functional drug addict
>my investments keep making me money

I guess it's another day where I don't have to get my shit together... lol

New rule of thumb, bears are always wrong

Who's gonna buy arm when it lists?

I literally do not understand stocks anymore. Gas & oil is shitting the bed now but oil&gas stocks in EU are mostly up? And in the US, the stocks are barely negative. So, are we actually in a new commodity superecycle or what? How is it that disconnected? Do commodity prices not even matter anymore?

>>53954080
in the meantime, equities will pump

>>53954096
What drugs you addicted too?

>>53954091
Botic saying what he would vote is about as good as me saying what I would because neither of us have a vote.

>>53954129
He still made the markets pump until today, while nobody will give a shit about your vote opinion

>>53954127
I smoke half an ounce of weed every day and drink 20+ alcoholic beverages daily

It barely even does anything for me I want stronger drugs at this point

CIEN did strongest quarter in history. As a telecom core, does this mean CapX in general is up, and trade is set to boom?

>>53954105
Gas just "shit the bed" to gve us one last chance to get BOIL at a good price so that we can finally become white men who listen and love money.

>>53954121
Fuck no lol, large cap and so the market as a whole will crab for years until cheap interest rates and low inflation come back

Until then its the realm of small cap, value, LTT, divys, and reits

>>53954148
My son gives a shit and that's more than enough for me. .75, btw.

Where's that motherfucker who told me to buy the BOIL dip? Come out, I just wanna talk.

>>53954150
try heroin

>>53953267
I invest in SPY and sell SPY puts.

>>53953743
potential bill to ban foreign tech ( tik tok)

>>53954129
The market pumped because the talking heads paraded out the faggot to say "rate hikes could be paused by summer" which was always the plan anyways. They really want the "soft landing" so whenever things look bearish they release some clickbait tier news and same when things are too bullish they will parade some faggot out to say higher for longer.

Its amazing how rigged it all is

>>53954091
Yeah, but what does Cramer say?

BULL RUN

>>53954105
> I literally do not understand stocks anymore.
You never did, and you never will. Chin up champ and enjoy the ride.

>>53954150
Try accomplishment.

>>53954196
Yeah, they didn't say a word about the actual voting member making hawkish comments that same day that got shut down by a porn bomber on Zoom.

>>53954150
The correct way to do drugs is to do it until your tolerance is going up and then quit that drug and do a different one for a while and just rotate drugs. In the end you consume a lot less drugs but get much higher.. it's kinda the same with stocks.

Chain smoking weed all day and not even getting high anymore is retard tier behavior. I literally have access to unlimited weed and mushrooms and haven't done either in weeks

>>53954167
>>53954121

.

>>53954255
imagine crabbing for 15 years

>>53954273
Japan has crabbed along the bottom for 3 decades now. Kek

I'm making SOXS money now.

>>53954150
>20+ alcoholic beverages daily
Switch to beer and start drinking less before you fucking kill yourself

>>53954255
alright fuck stocks im going full real estate

Ciena claims 800GB fiberoptic demand gives them a full year and a quarter sold, in advance, nearly 4billion in backlog, with continuing growth. Meaning at least 3 more record breaking quarters this year.

Networking is about to get faster and energy cheaper across the board.
What is the macro?

>>53954295
RE market is about to crash.

>>53954247
Seems legitimate.
>>53953766
KHALEESI, PLZ

>>53954255
there's 2 (two) economic crashes here, and we didn't even had one

>>53954316
That was one of the ~5 good episodes in the entire series. Only watched it because the chick I was with was about it. No regrets I guess.

>>53954312
This is truly a rich-cession.

>>53954320
>and we didn't even had one

How long do you people hold on to 3x leveraged ETFs?

Dow drops 60 points, Dax 15-20. Amazing, kek, absolutely broken.

>>53954356
Till i break even
Brap bros pls give me some hopium

she's dead boys

I'm not gonna fomo, at leaset not until someone can give me a neg case for CIEN?

naz lookin kinda dumpy

>>53954285
Its like the #1 reason people say to own at least some international

Buy SOXS, you fools.

Does anyone understand where does the huge AT&T loss in Q4 comes from?

>>53954403
Buy soxl, you fools.

>>53954295
Join us in VNQ brother
>>53954312
He could go for reits instead.
>commercial
>office
>hospitals
>hotels
>cell towers
>personal storage
>farms
>lumber
>industrial
My entire roth ira is VNQ

Always
Be
Closing

My stocks are just treading water while I sell CC’s and rake in premiums. Nice divvie about to hit too

how much networth do you need to have a turn with Jackson's hole?

>>53954419
Buy SOXL after it dumps.

>up $600 on my SPY short puts today
How are you anons doing?

>>53954413
Verizon dropped their prices and everyone switched

I am finally up for the day thanks to CVE, DAR, ET, and GTLS.

>>53953766
>just have a few mil bro
mil as in mille, right?

>>53954452
does posting this still cop you three for free on /tv/?

>>53954452
holy fuck she hit the wall

>>53954452

>>53954452
I do not like your webm.

this market is BORING

>>53954481
>>53954452
This is what hollywood does to you

>>53954255
>millenials and zoomers grew up in the biggest bull run since pre-lost decade japan
>have to deal with a possible decades long crab
They are not ready

>>53954483
Some great discount on natty gas 3x daily leverage though

>>53954495
yes

How do you daytrade afternoons?

>>53954466
>>>/tv/181405300

why the fuck are small caps going straight down?

>>53954483
This market is incredibly exciting, always surfing a giant wave on the verge of crashing, surrounded by swirling eddies.

>>53954518
Because that's why dca bros win

>>53954518
I sold

>>53954518
small caps have been absolutely kiked for two years now; they won't budge until debt becomes "cheap" again, the jew just will not let them move otherwise, even if they're profitable companies, they're all bundled into the endless split biomeme scams

>>53954495
no. what hollywood does to you is make you mistake that you will never grow old, and that your prospects for genetic mixing is wider than it actually is.
hollywood is a constant strip-tease machine, that keeps you from spending the time investing in a female who would fit your interests and give you kids.
then again, beware, it does the same to her against you.

>>53954523
It was exciting last year but at this point I basically ignore any daily move that is under 2% either way

is this the last /smg/?

>>53954523
no it's utterly fucking boring

>>53953868
As someone in the semiconductor industry I believe strongly they’ll be profitable within the next three quarters, but that won’t necessarily change how negatively they’re viewed by investors.

What's a good ETF to compliment VUG? Want to do a 50/50 set and forget portfolio.

>>53954549
>is this the last /smg/?
It is especially bad...

>>53954549
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuANQaHcsH0

>>53954502
>>53954549
Sarah..?

>>53953642
I wanna kill myself for not getting in at .30 and I know if I fomo in now I'll get rekt

>>53954567
so wait for it to overextend and short

>>53954563
>>53954565
i think she looks great for 45 and 2 kids
it's a would from me

>>53954555
One logical would be a divy payer. If you're trying to hedge yourself, maybe a bond fund.

>>53954586
>>53954586
>>53954586

>>53954583
>>53954583
>>53954583
New

wtf even is TRKA
no i will not google it

>>53954578
Yup

We are about to head into the abyss, frens.
I hope you have cash and some short stuff.

>>53954589
>>53954590
GET IT TOGETHER, CHUCKLEFUCKS.

>>53954589
>>53954590

>>53954537
>>53954550
Perhaps you gents are just sticking to the main tourist trails and not hiking into the backcountry.

>>53954589
>>53954590

I burned my bread

>>53954413
Because of this
https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1632556747595579395?t=2WsiuWmFfVXdWleVuBlFgQ&s=19

>>53954623
I wanted yours to thrive because of the alt garfield pic.

>>53953605
how do people find out which biopharma pennyshit is going to pump BEFORE they pump?

>>53954580
VTIP it is.

>>53954638
Thanks bro