/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53952721
This is a naked scam but you're going to fall for it anyway because you are dumb

>>53952721
>Reverse the cashapp transaction after you sent hin the money
Nothin personal kid.

Even straight up money laundering mules wouldn't get a 40% cut.

>>53952721
some kind of chargeback maybe
just keep his money
also uh
tax reasons
40%/60% makes the scam part obvious but i dont know exactly how its a scam yet

>>53952721
also give us his number so we can harrass his jewish/indian scamming ass thanks

>>53952735
How is it a scam?

>>53952748
Oh here we go he wants $150 first lmaooooo

you are a dumbass. The original send is going to be fraud, and he's going to keep 60% of 100% illegal money, and you'll be the one that gets his bank account shut down

>>53952753
He sent me like 5 images with "proof" that someone received the money lmaoo

>>53952835
Not the sick daughter... is this a marvel film?

>>53952815
Just send him this.

गुड मॉर्निंग सर, मैं आपकी माँ की गांड में चुदाई करने जा रहा हूँ, कुतिया। हरामी।

>>53952766
Do you think Rakish will do it?

Shoe on head retarded

>>53952821
Oh he's not a jokester

Even if he didnt want 150 bucks, how could you think this is remotely a good idea

Its called money muling

>>53952721
When youre done that, i also need your services. Ser i am nigerian prince and need for to your cashapp for get out of my country. Plz ser do needfull

>>53952903
I'm insane in the membrane

I had an Asian romance scam talk to me for days before trying to get me to download a fake crypto app

>>53952873
What does this mean bro

>>53952938
I believe in Nigerian prince supremacy back in 2008 I managed to get one to put a shoe on their head and send me the pic as proof

>>53953009
GYATTT
That sucks man I've scammed people before but I at least gave then my nudes and was genuine in our conversations

>>53952781
He's never actually going to send you the money you fucking Neanderthal. Th Holy shit do you believe every asshole on the internet?

The scam works like this
1. Convinces your low IQ ass that he's going to send you $10,000. And that, because he's just a really nice guy, he'll let you keep 40%. This is outrageously higher than any simple bank fee but you are a stone cold moron and will believe anything.
2. He "sends" your bank account $10,000. This will appear as a pending transfer. You don't know what that means because you are a lower order primate who probably laughs at his own flatulence.
3. You hold up your end of the bargain and send him $6,000 in Buttcoin like the dumb ape you are.
4. He ghosts you and the pending deposit disappears. You are now $6000 poorer. If you overextended yourself you may have even committed mild bank fraud.
5. The world is now a better place because you are dumb and do not deserve money. Please send it to the scammer, he might actually do something worthwhile with it.
6. Kill yourself.

He really think I'm gonna send him $150

where do you run into scammers like this? do they just message you on whatsapp randomly?

>>53953217
If you post about crypto you will get them to DM you

>>53953198
Bro I know I just want to believe
Also I just made this in ms paint

>>53953308
Tell him the transaction is held because it’s an unfamiliar wallet address and he needs to send $10 to validate his wallet

>>53953331
Hold awn

>>53952721
>talking with a scammer instead of sending them pics of gore, scat and other disturbing shit.

>>53953351
He too big brain

>>53953394
YOU ARE TAKING ME FOR A JOKE!?
They always slip into jeetspeak when they're mad.

Not him getting pouty because I didn't send him the money

He doesn't wanna show his brown hands

>>53952898
>are you ready to proceed?
this phrase is straight sussin, fr fr no cap

>>53953424
They have a script to go through but a lot of them don't have the forethought to script out situations where the mark is resistant. Really good scammers have a bigger script book.

>>53952721
Good morning sir

>>53953516
Now it's my turn to scam him

>>53953555
Good morning sers

>>53953629
I'm in tears holy shit

>>53953668
Omfg he deleted it lmao he really hates being brown

>>53953668
>he sent a google image cropped
Lol

>>53953525
Now I bring out my clown show act

>>53953751
lmao this is good
>Am david

>>53953751
>Am David open milk dear
Lmao

>>53953751
Lmao
Bait him into saying something sexual then pretend to be her dad saying she's underage, cyberpolice, consequences will never be the same, etc.

>>53953751
Let's goooooo

>>53953751
this has given me a nice chuckle op

>>53953751
he knew you weren't serious 20 replies ago.
he's just continuing to talk to you in the off chance you do something retarded.
by responding at all, you've doomed yourself to endless phishing scam text messages.

>>53952721
Beat thread on the board. Sers, pump it for many keks desu

>>53953751
I am really enjoying how you've turned this around and I applaud your retardation

>>53953890
This. These jeets will harass this point of contact multiple times a day forever now.

>>53953791
He rly said Disregard females acquire wealth

>>53953932
Well then he's going to get a lot of practice reverse scamming. He may even be able to get them to send $10 to verify

now bring her back into the fray and have her post her hand

>>53953097
Wtf

>>53953751
>Am David
Kek, fucking jeets

>>53952873
good morning sers!

>are you ready to proceed?

>>53952753
>some kind of chargeback maybe
thats what it is. they "send" money, you send money back to them, they cancel the money they sent you in some way, so you're just out the money they sent you. considering they're scammers, they might just use a stolen account to send money, knowing the charges wont go through for something they actually intend to use it for, but should go unnoticed long enough to scam someone like this

no scam my basterds

>>53953966

>>53954175

>>53954407
He got mad

Show him a fake email where you contacted chainanalysis and they detected a problem with his bitcoin address, he has to send the wallet seed to a particular email address so they can fix it.

As the father tell him you don't know how to use bitcorn and ask if he's ok with gift cards.

This thread is golden.

talking to the whole damn famdamily

i love this

im all ears young man

>>53954448
>the new india administration corporation in usa

moar moar post moar

>>53953629
LOL

>>53954448
Surely we can come up with a better corporate name that makes a fun acronym

ser please my sides

>>53954448
It's crazy that they believe anything but when it comes to numbers they got falcon eyes

>mfw watching a dumb zoomer get scammed in real time even as people tell him to stop
What a time to be alive.

>>53955386
I think the basted bich logged off

>>53953751
this made me genuinely laugh thanks op

this is the most Reddit thread I’ve seen on this website in a while, OP and all the underage faggots that laughed at this are a waste of life

>this is the most Reddit thread I’ve seen on this website in a while, OP and all the underage faggots that laughed at this are a waste of life

>>53953035
translate.google.com

>>53953198
Who is more low IQ? The person not realising OP is trolling the scammer or you?

>>53955820
>>53955874
Lol

>>53955486
lol good thread i laughed

This was a good laugh, tnx anon