/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53941942
Like a couple grand, if you want to be a safe whale then at least 15-20k.

>>53941942
https://youtu.be/5LDT-m_6mZ4

About 1k-1.5k right now.

Samantha woke up on the wrong side of the bed, feeling like the universe was out to get her. She couldn't find her car keys, and when she finally did, she got stuck in traffic with a bunch of wankers who had no idea how to drive. She made it to the restaurant to meet her best friend, but realized she left her phone on the table like a dolt. As she was walking home, feeling like a hot mess, she stumbled upon a poster for some new crypto token called Red Rabbit. 'Why not?' she thought, 'I've already had a day from hell.'She invested a few bucks and forgot about it, assuming it was just another internet scam. But a few days later, she got an email saying that her Red Rabbit investment had exploded in value. 'Holy cow, I'm rich!' she exclaimed, feeling like she had just won the lottery. Samantha couldn't believe that her bad luck had finally turned around. She laughed at the universe's futile attempts to bring her down. 'Ha! Nice try, you sneaky devil,' she chuckled, feeling like a badass.She realized that sometimes, life can be a real pain in the arse, but taking a chance can pay off big time. 'Who knows what kind of other ridiculous opportunities are out there,' she mused, feeling like the world was her oyster.Samantha happily went on to spend her newfound riches on frivolous stuff like unicorn slippers and a pink flamingo pool float. She may have had a rough day, but she came out on top, and that's all that really matters, isn't it?

Bob is a man who still lives in his mom's basement. Bob spends his days playing video games, watching anime, and eating Cheetos. He has no job, no girlfriend, and no life. One day, while taking out the trash, Bob notices a stray cat meowing at him. He tries to shoo it away, but the cat keeps following him, leading him to a dirty alleyway. Bob reluctantly follows the cat, thinking it's probably leading him to some sort of crack den.But instead, the cat leads Bob to a filthy bulletin board covered in advertisements. One in particular catches Bob's eye: Red Rabbit token. 'What the hell is this?' he mutters, reading the ad. Bob decides to take a chance and invests all of his mom's money in Red Rabbit. He doesn't know anything about crypto, but he figures it's better than sitting on his arse all day. To his surprise, Red Rabbit takes off like a rocket, making Bob filthy rich. Bob can't believe his luck. He goes out and buys a flashy car, a mansion, and a whole lot of hookers and blow. He's living the life of a rock star, and he loves it. But Bob soon realizes that money can't buy happiness. He misses playing video games in his mom's basement and eating Cheetos. He's lonely and bored, despite his riches. In the end, Bob realizes that he was happier before Red Rabbit came into his life. He sells all his belongings and goes back to his mom's basement, where he resumes his life of video games and Cheetos. But now, he's got a little extra cash to spend on his guilty pleasures. Lesson learned: sometimes, the most unexpected things can change your life. But in the end, it's the simple things that make you happy. And also, don't follow stray cats into alleys. You never know what kind of mess you'll get yourself into.

>>53942056
>”what are you gonna do?!?!”
Part of me feels like he’s about to get suicided. The other part feel like he’s a paid jew baiting poorfags into getting rekt

>>53941942
If you consider $10MM making it, then $10MM,but only if you sell again immediately. You'll have to account for silly contract fees and low liquidity as well. If you wait for too long before selling, you'll have less money

I was only 69 years old. I loved Red Rabbit so much, I downloaded all the videos and memes. I'd pray to Red Rabbit every night before I go to bed, thanking for the honor I've been given. Red Rabbit is love, I would say, Red Rabbit is life. My mom’s boyfriend hears me and calls me a neet. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Red Rabbit. I called him a nocarroter. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Red Rabbit. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, Think Bigger. He grabs me with his powerful dev hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I open my metamask wallet for Red Rabbit. He inputs the RR contract and tells me to sell my Chainlink (TICKER: LINK). It hurts so much, but I do it for Red Rabbit. I can see the green line go up as my eyes start to water. I push the button and sell the rest of my link from other wallets. I want to please Red Rabbit. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my portfolio with his love. My mom’s boyfriend walks in. Red Rabbit looks him straight in the eye, and says, Red Rabbit Keeps Pumping. Red Rabbit leaves through my window. Red Rabbit is love. Red Rabbit is life.

Meet Jerry. He's a 35-year-old man who still lives in his mom's basement. He spends his days browsing 4chan, watching anime, and avoiding sunlight like a vampire. He has no job, no social skills, and no prospects.One day, while on a rare trip outside to buy some tendies, Jerry encounters a stray cat. The cat meows at him, and Jerry's heart melts. He decides to follow the cat, thinking that maybe it will lead him to a new anime convention or a store that sells waifu pillows.But instead, the cat leads Jerry to a dirty alleyway where he spots an ad for Red Rabbit token. He's never heard of it before, but the cat seems to be nodding in approval, so Jerry decides to take a chance.He goes back to his mom's basement, logs into his Robinhood account, and invests all of his savings in Red Rabbit. To his surprise, the value of the token skyrockets overnight. Jerry becomes an overnight millionaire, and he's ecstatic.He goes on a wild spending spree, buying himself a brand new gaming PC, a life-sized anime figurine, and a bunch of body pillows. He even pays a bunch of camgirls to cosplay as his favorite anime characters.But as the saying goes, money can't buy happiness. Jerry realizes that all the tendies and anime in the world can't fill the void in his heart. He's still a loser living in his mom's basement, and no amount of money can change that.In the end, Jerry realizes that the only way to truly be happy is to accept who he is and try to make the most of his situation. He sells all his expensive toys and goes back to his mom's basement, but this time, he's content. He spends his days browsing 4chan, watching anime, and eating tendies, but now he's also got a ton of cash to burn.

>>53942988
>>53943391
rabbit loge is orange, fire ur artist. hope u all betray eachother like the scams always go, fucking faggots wit your "FuNNY chatGPT" stories

>>53942988
>>53943391
Once upon a time, in a lush green forest, there lived a brave and courageous squirrel named Nutmeg. Nutmeg was no ordinary squirrel. He was special, for he possessed a brave heart and a determination to protect his home and fellow creatures from any harm.

One day, while Nutmeg was busy gathering acorns, he heard a loud commotion. Curiosity got the better of him, and he scampered towards the source of the noise. As he drew closer, he could see a strange-looking rabbit with a red coat that looked sickly and ugly.

The rabbit was wreaking havoc in the forest, causing destruction and chaos wherever it went. It was clear to Nutmeg that this red rabbit was no ordinary rabbit, for it radiated an aura of evilness that sent shivers down his spine.

As Nutmeg watched in horror, he saw that the rabbit was destroying everything in its path. Trees were uprooted, and the forest animals were fleeing in terror. Nutmeg knew he had to do something to stop this wicked creature.

With a deep breath, Nutmeg gathered all the courage he had and confronted the red rabbit. The rabbit snickered at him, thinking that a tiny squirrel like Nutmeg would not stand a chance against its might. But Nutmeg was determined to protect his home and his friends, so he bravely faced the rabbit head-on.

The battle between Nutmeg and the red rabbit was intense. They fought fiercely, and neither of them was willing to back down. Nutmeg used his agility and quick reflexes to dodge the rabbit's attacks, while the red rabbit used its strength and power to overpower Nutmeg

Despite being outnumbered and outmatched, Nutmeg refused to give up. He knew that he had to fight till the end if he wanted to save the forest from the evil rabbit. In a final effort, Nutmeg leaped onto the rabbit's back and bit down hard on its neck, bringing the rabbit down to the ground

Nutmeg showed no compassion and lived up to his name he shoved his fat cock so far down the red rabbits throat and emptied his nuts