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>learn a marketable skill
>get /fit/
>avoid women
>diversify your portfolio
>avoid nonwhites
>befriend a jew
>get said jew drunk and have him in a compromising position, preferably on camera
>invest in real estate

>> No.53929856

>>53929848
Why do they smell bros

>> No.53929880

Date women you work with

Hang with black people outside of work and post tiktok videos with them

Work a minimum wage job and take out a loan for a 12% interest purple mustang

Pretend to be a bouncer to get into clubs

Pay off dj to play songs that you like and game women with guessing which songs will play next

Social work degree

Sleep only enough to come down from a massive trip

Learn to surf


All this worked out for me and I am now in the top 0.7% tax bracket

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53929886

>>53929856
God made them that way, so we know what to avoid.

>> No.53929916

Buy assets, minimize liabilities.

Marry into wealth.

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>>53929880

>> No.53929925

>>53929880
Hunter biden?

>> No.53930054

Don't buy anything. DON'T buy a house rn. Start a business that doesn't require much initial investment. Preferably a service business.

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>>53930054
This is legitimately good advice.