/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53912179
I hate minorities, this is financial advice. This is also legal advice, and I am your lawyer

>>53912179
What caused markets to pump so much today?

Another early bake.

>>53913519
Nigger

>>53913410
are you my female broker by any chance

>Horse girls
Holy fuck no.

IM GONNA PIVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>53912179
get yourself a real woman OP

>>53913519
i had shorts out

>>53913410
Well you're not my doctor!

>>53913519
This >>53913656. A non-voting nigger Fed president said rate hikes might be done by mid to late summer.

Is that a retarded non-piece of news that we already knew? Yes.

Happy birthday Seana.

Is that the chipmunk in the back?

reminder this is a giant bubble
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This message was copied from a post with number >>53913421 , which was created under Creative Commons. All rights reserved to MottCapital

JEROOOMMME

YOU WONT GET AWAY WITH THIIS

c3 ai (ticker AI) just announced earnings and beat. guidance also looks great. already up nearly over 20% in after hours. rumor on the street is kathie wood is in on it and slurped when it slumped earlier

AIbros, wagmi

TRKA traded 1.3billion shares in the last month.

It's like a 60-90m float.

>>53913856
>If only you knew...
>>53913858
>Data from the birth of Christ
Seems legit

I finally bought a mountain bike

>>53913902
word on the street is you like it in the butt

>>53913904
>Data from the birth of Christ
Bro.

>>53913747
Where to buy wife?

>>53913911
Wudya get?

you're shorting at 4050 right anon?

>>53913911
Did you budget for tools or are you going to be a shop cuck?

>>53913915
> https://www.marketwatch.com/story/interest-rates-havent-been-this-low-in-5-000-years-11627644496
> it's real
Thank you anon, I haven't laughed this hard in a long while.

>>53913841
Eh I kinda doubt they will stop rate hikes unless they want inflation to be in the double digits by summer. Shits so fucked right now.

>>53913956
You're welcome. I'm not in the habit of going online and telling lies.

>>53912179
What's up with her boobs?

>>53913940
Jamis dragon sport, steel

>>53913951
I have some tools lying around, If anything ever breaks ill definitely take it to a shop

>>53913902
FUCK MY SHORT

>>53913966
>>53913970
Titty inflation is out of control.

>>53913994
You shame your ancestors.

>>53913915
>>53913956

I owe $2900 in taxes this year

>>53912179
>>53913970
...or in other words, she's the billionaire equivalent of a tiktok thot.

>>53913970
Could only afford one of the breast enhancements

>>53914004
Delay them. Extend and pretend. Get on a years-long payment plan.

>>53913998
Real titty inflation is actually negative.

>>53914003

>>53914002

why yes, i bought SOXL at 15/share and i'm hodling until SOXL gets to $150/share, and I can finally afford an mail order bride. I love petite Asians you see and when my SOXL reaches $150/ share you all would wish it should've been you.

>>53912179
That's a man

>>53914022
I'm relying on you, Brainardposter, to keep me up to date on whichever of those two professors replace her.

And those bitches better have F cups.

>>53913935
10, 15 and 20 year school HS reunion.

>>53914029
Soi bike, but I want snu snu with Stefania.

>>53914029
I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrasing. I mean like...weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak, I'm not normal. Ma'am. Please. You have to crush me.

why is the jews scamming me???

>>53913519
No refunds

>>53914051
no man is going to fake BLT.
>>53914066
the question that has entered the mind of everyone who encountered this cult for a millennia.

>>53914066
Isn't it in their scripture?
Yours probably is for softies...

AH going to crash again?

>futes
pls splain

>>53914043
forgot pic rel

>>53914004
Your first mistake was revealing that here. There's at least one IRS lurker in every thread.
>>53914067
>I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy."

did the rocker close his funko puts in the morning? It literally recovered the entire loss lol

>>53914043
I just need it to hit $30 or so or else I'm gonna have to average down some more

>>53914120
top kek, of course bugmen would slurp that shit. rip fathands

>>53914110
which ethnicity gives you shoulder and back hair?

Did you guys take profits? Did you listen to the bobo of luck yesterday? Or were you greedy little pigs?

>>53914120
Think he said he did.

>>53913972
Nice

Best ETFs for long term?

>>53914149
i dont daytrade cause i actually want to make money on the stock market

>>53914120
That's some bullshit price action.

>>53914169
$VOO, $VTI. take your pick

just all in that shit if you are <40 years old and have a good job, you would have made 200%+ in the last 10 years with them

>>53914169
Nothing. There is no long term winning play when the economy gets as screwed up as it is.

Why do you think 60/40 got heemed last year?

>>53914149
>taking profit on nothing
silly bobo

>>53913958
Mumus are right that the Fed is unironically not taking this inflation fight seriously, they’re so full of shit

>>53914169
TQQQ

>>53914169
SPLG if you're strapped with cash

>>53914204
But you don't understand, a few times last year they hiked nearly a whole percent every couple months!

>>53914169
>long term
FYI GS/hedge funds only trade 2-10 weeks in the future.

>>53914196
2022 was bubble deflation after 50% pump in 2021. I have no clue why people try to apply regular logic to it at all. To me it's just a gap year. Now we're back to normal, Powell achieved soft landing and we can continue pretending that shit is not fucked
> spoilter: it is but nobody cares

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPex3SwtCSs

>>53913994
You don't need much for routine repairs. Set of allen keys, cable cutters, chain tool, spoke wrench. None of these are expensive. Adjustable wrench, cassette lock ring tool, and a chain whip if you need to fiddle with the rear hub.

>>53914204
>>53914218
all the president needs to do is make people have to pay their student loans again and inflation will stop dead in its tracks

>>53914233
complete bullshit they wouldnt even be able to scale into a position in that short of time worth any money

ASMB stock ladies!

Dammit /smg/
I bought a new pair of jeans and they're so warm they make my butt sweat
Short GPS please, I'm mad at them

>>53914234
A soft landing requires we end up at 2%. Even the most optimistic bits of data (small business pricing plans) suggest a 3-4% bottom late this year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

>>53913858
>tfw you've been short since the reign of Frederick the Great

>>53914239
>indentured servitude to undischargable increasing debt is the center of American wealth

>>53914149
I don't take profits until certain conditions are met (trading either direction). Those conditions have not been met yet.

>>53914266
yes. and that's a good thing!

>>53914169
UVXY

>>53914239
They're just not going to pay it lol. And Biden will shuffle around some staff so the DoE's loan enforcement consists of a single black qween and nobody else.

>>53914269
based systematic disciplined trader

>>53914188
Not without Trump he won’t

>>53914199
>>53914173
I profited cause i sold at the short term bottom. hahahah

>>53914269
What are your positions and PTs/SLs?

Are we back bull bros????

>>53914256
They will just redefine normal as always and claim victory. I can't wait for news articles telling me that 4% is actually better than 2% because my wage will increase faster.

They will just repost article below but replace 2% with 4% this time:
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-30778491

>>53914149
Let 80% of your trades be small base hits, just a couple of points, then leave one or two greedy runners that you close just before eod if daytrading. It's been a solid way of trading for me.

>>53914248
$20M worth of a $200 stock is only 100k shares.

>>53914294
Likely, but that means bond yields and inflation go nutso. And in that environment nobody's buying something like MSFT at a P/E of 28.

>>53914273
when is the last time you read the word confounded in a sentence?

>>53913697
>>Horse girls
>Holy fuck no.
Why? I've seen some women riding horses while MTBing and they managed to give me a hard on despite being really tired.

>>53914173
Lmao stay broke

>>53914291
it's a bull trap

>>53914316
They're insane is why.

>>53914321
Well sure, maybe, but that's more an outlook. I'm curious about what he (or you) own, and your upside and downside sell points.

>>53914312
Yeah there is something to it. People might change their spending patterns even if they accept new reality.

>>53914067
is this a /r9k/ pasta?

>>53914293
Meant to reply to you.

>>53914239
Student Loans shouldn't have been given out by the Dept of Education like fucking candy to begin with

>>53914329
You're just angry they get to orgasm all day without you.

>>53914337
Bearish on semis. It's a pump and dump.

>>53913911
Nice, did you get a SEXO bike?

>>53914357
>shouldn't have Dept of Education

>>53914239
Student loan forgiveness will forever be the carrot and stick for impressionable dumbasses.

>>53914362
I orgasm all day without them.

>>53914357
education is a right, chud. we live in a democracy that needs educated voters, and thus this means educating them correctly so they don't vote for the wrong things

>>53914376
True

Financially speaking, what is the point of living

>>53914399
Dopamine hit from numbers in a table desu senpai.

>>53914399
to accumulate material resources

>>53914343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sMQpWCNTQw

>>53914399
to know and serve God my guy

>>53913519
The FED may pause rate hikes somewhere in the future.

>>53914291
100% sqqq no stop loss final destination

>>53914399
I'm asking this question to myself every day anon. I'm well ahead of average person my age in my country, and yet I am so far away from financial freedom. By the time I could afford to truly free myself my body will be old and broken

I have enough money to survive 15 years and I'm considering spending those years as a neet and then commiting seppuku.

>>53914108

see earnings:
COST
MRVL
AVGO
HPE
DELL

it's only dead cats from here

>>53914399
Man is born in to debt and must strive to die in the black.

>>53914483
So what? I hear short term rallies with a long term bearish trend. Easily played

>zero
>days
>to
>expiration

>>53913519
I had puts on COIN. You're welcome.

Also, nothing. The economy is dogshit - it's just pure copium and le pivot meme. Obviously all the excess liquidity hasn't been sucked out the system yet.

>>53914239
>stop inflation

>Great Depression 2.0 starts instead

what a great tradeoff KEK

>>53914507
don't worry, yogurt stays good many month after the expiration date.

>>53914475
Take a break from work to find your reason. It is okay to spend your money. Then once you are on track to live for that reason everyday, go back to work to finance it. Then, work becomes not your life but a tool. I had to do this. Walked out on a 140K/yr job. Started putting my life on a track towards... something. Then I found a 120K/yr job, feeling depressed again, obsessed with work, and losing track once more. But at least I know my reason for living now. Before I didn't.

These motherfucking baggies need to just give up and let the damn share price dump down to $70 or lower by end of March. This closing mark bullshit needs to stop.

>>53914399
To coom in as many vaginas as possible.

uh guys Blackstone just defaulted...what will this do to markets in the near future???

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/blackstone-defaults-531-property-backed-cmbs-it-keeps-blocking-investor-withdrawals-71bn

I don't think I have enough BOIL

>>53914589
TIME FOR BAIL INS, BABY

>>53914589
Nothing and/or a new law is proposed to force wagies back to the cagie for the common good.

im confused smg explain to me if blackstone have marketcap 67B and 5B cash why cant they pay 500m loan. something wrong with my math

These niggers are just pumping and dumping the market for the benefit of their (((friends))) right? Who gives a shit about non-voting members anyway.

>>53914634
what's the rush in paying it? if they got the loan under good terms, it might make better financial sense to just pay it over time than cover it all at once

>>53914634
Market cap has nothing to do with their balance sheet position and/or liquidity. It was a subsidiary company. If they have 5bn cash, then they could have injected capital into it I guess. Dunno.

>>53914547
Glad that you found some purpose anon. Gap year is also an option. It's not like I have anything to lose really.

>>53914547
This is a dangerous idea. It can take several years to save up enough to do that, and then burning through that money sets you back several years.
As much as it sucks, I think it's worth stepping up and grinding for some bare minimum level if wealth that can fund your financial freedom before making any major life moves.

>>53914654
Just watch, they will move the goal posts again. "Uh you see instead of 2% inflation, 4% will be the new target and we will pause rates by winter. Also, interest rates will hike by 200bps because fuck you"

>>53913519
That's why I dont day trade and just wait for juicy dividends. Will pull out before heading to next year elections that might trigger some false flags

>>53914709
I also think these fake rallies like today isn't helping at all. Just gonna keep pissing of Jpow until he presses the nuke button and give us the 1000bps mushroom cloud out of spite.

>>53914589
Blackstone as a whole didn't default. Just small part of one of the project they own did due to a vote by bondholders to not extend debt servicing. The value of properties that defaulted is smaller than Blackstone rearnings this quarter. Bondholders basically didn't want to cooperate.
It's whatever, share price didn't even move since it's nothingburger. BLK is still making lots of money despite bears trying to make it look like BLK is at verge of collapse.

>>53914709
what's your portfolio's average yield? 3.5% for me

>>53914131
>SOXL
>going to $30
Yeah I am sure it will go up to $80 after the reverse 30:1 split.

webull feed aka r*ddit/wsb is overly bearish on APPL so get ready for it to be very green tmw

>>53914751
> keep pissing of Jpow
Where does this notion that Fed wants to punish markets comes from?

>>53914654

>>53914681
BX listed 4.5B cash or cash equivalents on their last balance sheet. I don't know their capital structure, maybe their cash flow is structured only 1 way with cash coming from the branches into the main line but doesn't flow the other way around and just use that cash position for potential acquisition.

>>53914611
brapchads rise up. The premiums on this weeks options are still really high with only 1DTE. I took profit on all my shares and turned the money into credit puts. Hoping it stays under $7 tomorrow so I get assigned.

>>53914789
>APPL Appell Petroleum Corp. --- delisted since 2016

wow what insight

>futures

I reckon Friday will close blood red

If i swing trade and sold because it hit the low threshold in the morning but the stock went green in after lunch, did i do a good move or was i retarded?

shill me on your most schizo stock

>>53914802
>permabear twitter accounts
Next you'll post MFHoz tweets and link me a Steve Van Metere video

>THE NEXT FEW WEEKS ARE GOING TO BE STEEP AND ILLIQUID
>everyday for the past year

Just checked my portfolio. Feeling good bros. I started with $500 about two years ago. I'm about to break above 40k.

>>53914884
>you just know

Still can't wrap my head around how AMC managed to massively dilute their shareholders and then got them to buy tokenized shitcoins that hold 0 intrinsic value.

spy futes will touch 3980.00

>>53914589
>as the private equity firm continues to grapple with a flurry of redemption requests.
Sirs you must allow me to redeem

>>53914949
I mean, 3898.00. and I will buy

>>53914884
I shilled SND a few days ago and no one cared. Still a good buy.

>>53914698
I crossed the 100K threshold in savings and figured it was worth it. Spent only like 8K before returning to cagie. I was dying inside, I was going to sui if I didn't. With grinding, you might be waiting for a life that will never come.

>>53914968
fully quitting is silly, work part time to pay the bills, quality of life working part time vs full time is night and day

>Futures

>>53914988
>>53914968
Most employers are starved for workers. The current meta is to have 5 part time jobs. Tell the boss you can only give them one day per week, sorry!
But then you have staff benefits for FIVE different jobs:
>grocery store (10-20% off food)
>gym (free showers/weights)
>etc

>>53914884
>HCMLY: Materials/sand play
>CMRX: Smallpox/cancer biotech play
>AQB: Self explanatory
>BTB: Some tech stock

>>53914527
Unironically yes, inflationary collapse is probably shittier than deflationary collapse. Our economic system can handle the latter, the former absolutely not.

>>53915026
Damn maybe I should apply to my local liquor store chain for an employee discount. I've got at least one free day per week, I wonder if they'll bite.

>>53914908
What is this womans race? (as a white man)

Blackstone is Bear Stearns, Blackrock is Lehman Brothers. Then the next domino to fall will be Credit Suisse, then Deutsche Bank, and then we will see sovereign governments begin to become insolvent.

>>53915129
buy dips

>>53915119
jungle asian

>>53915119
Probably Mexican desu

>>53914589
stop posted zero hedge

>>53915102
SIR YOU MUST NOT REDEEM THE EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT! I AM BEGGING DO THE NEEDFUL!

>>53915161
You mean like this?

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/smartest-guys-room-what-do-market-analysts-actually-do

If you want zoom zooms to understand economics, just frame it like an RPG
>Why did it crash the economy was doing just fine
>People lost faith on the dollar and were over leveraged. In other words, they ran out of MP and couldn't use any abilities. The current run is over and we have to rest in town (5 year crab) and wait

>>53914892
kek with the same burning thumbnail background

>>53913915
I can't believe someone actually compiled this shit. Interest rates during 3000BC what a joke BoA

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/topstocks/insiders-are-selling-nvidia-nvda-stock/ar-AA188Xlw?ocid=msedgntphdr&cvid=0e28be03f7dc4ba6b1abb2a12b19a2f8&ei=6

it's over SOXL niggers

>>53915129
>Blackrock is Lehman Brothers
I fucking wish bro, not for the collapse itself but so ESG dies

Who's ready to short UPS?

test

in this general, we:
-respect women
-encourage diversity
-trust the science

Short AMAZON
SHORT SHOP
SHORT ECOMMERCE
SHORT UPS

A labor contract between UPS and the Teamsters is set to expire on July 31, and the union has threatened to strike if a deal isn’t reached by then. FedEx told shippers that if a strike occurs, no single carrier has the capacity to absorb all of UPS’ package volume.

“I recognize the possibility of a disruption can be unsettling, so I wanted to reassure you that FedEx is committed to prioritizing volume from our current and actively shipping customers to maintain operations and service levels,” the email said.

>GET DOWN GET DOWN
>GET DOWN GET DOWN
>JUNGLE BOOGIE
>JUNGLE BOOGIE

>>53913915
>>53915197

>Damn bruh those Babylonian bonds were hot fire.

wish I was a Gigaboomer living in a McZiggurat

>>53915236
I respect women as a top signal
I encourage diversity to know which companies to short
I trust the science to create another asset bubble

>>53914801
Jackson Hole six months ago when he explicitly tanked markets in order to tighten financial conditions. Lord knows why he abandoned that with this last FOMC (and his followup interview the next week).

>>53914847
To be fair, AAPL is a really fucking retarded ticker. Tim Apple disgraces his family name every day he leaves that in place.

>>53915201
It's going to be the cleansing fire that clears out all this political bullshit.

>>53915236
We also:
-Acknowledge the native land we're standing on illegally
-Recognize how we benefit from systemic racism
-Respect each others pronouns and identities
-Buy the heckin' generational dip, SPY 470 EOY

>>53915287
I had AAPL since the late 90s so it bugged me everytime ppl typed in APPL, which went to a different ticker

with four letters max it's easy to have someone squat on the ticker to take what you wanted

>>53915280
Anon, if the average buyer stops putting money into the market because they think prices are going to go down, does that mean more or less cash in hand to be spent in other venue?

>>53914259

>>53915197
>>53915270
>debt bondage

2x hot n spicy mcchicken $2.69
free medium frees with purchase
medium shamrock shake $3.99

>>53915236
How DARE you forget the Holocaust, you filthy antisemite.

I dropped 25k on SIDU today at .86 cents
I dropped 30k on UONE today at 6.80 cents
Time to lose money bros, I'm tired of the crab.

>>53915323
*fries

>>53915340
How big is your mutant fish position?

>>53915320
>taking the wife as collateral

Truly the next level of cucked via lending

>>53915228
oh don't worry about that, I'm sure AMZN will help out with their EV prime delivery trucks kek

>>53915349
I never owned AQB and never will. Garbage Don lost me 40k though.

>>53915238
meh, it will just have the same result as the railroad strikes from last year; get cockblocked and wagies get back to work like usual.

>>53915323
They've been giving away a lot of free shit. But apparently they also do well in a recession. I went today for a large drink and hamburger for only $2.39. Better than nothing

>>53915354
this should be normalized

>>53915197
>the 1970s had the highest price of money since 3000 BC
>so?
Whats more amazing is how completely meaningless it is.

>>53915385
can I have yours?

>>53912179
>irradiating her ovaries

>>53915368
It could be again. Wives lost value as collateral as wealth accumulation shifted towards older less libidinous men who could already afford house servants, but now in the age of boner pills and high body counts as a social pride the social value of an explicitly sexual harem could explode.

HOLY SHIT UPS short is going to be one of the best shorts of the year... I"M CREAMING IN MY PANTS JUST THINKING ABOUT THE DISRUPTION!!!!

>>53915396
my what?

>>53915398
what do you mean by this?
i sit with my laptop on my nuts for 8 hours a day, is that a bad idea?

>>53913858
All those stocks before the Dutch invented stock market

>>53915436
meaningless things.

>>53915445
>there'll never be a dutch east india company in space

>>53915461
>Everything old is new again.

>>53915413
you are a worse poster than scoopsies, please put a trip on so i can filter you

>futures

>>53915498
Yeah, yeah, we seen this shit before.

>>53915498
We're almost there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWs5zV-8lms

>>53915228
long ups, short fdx

Everyone getting overly bearish is literally going to send us higher.

I'm long and leveraged, and bears will pump the fuck out of my bags. I'm going to exit at ATH and short when they get liquidated.

>>53915546
you have no idea how long i am

>>53915516
it's over

>>53915551
how long?

>futures

>>53915555
>5555
Oh fuck its unironically over. My bitch is in retrograde

>futures

>>53915562
is he trying to point to his gang patch with his fat little arms?

>>53915562
what size is this niggas vest?

>>53915555
checked, confirmed, and over

>>53915437
for men possibly. Your testicles are outside your body because they need to remain cool. Having a cellphone on your stomach won't do shit to women

>futures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6uEMOeDZsA

>tfw in dallas metroplex
>tfw a tornado is about to roll through me
See ya lads. Was fun. Split up my portfolio with everyone here if i die.

>>53915479
filtered.

>>53915600
Based filtered. poster

>>53915601
>overly talkative boomer greeter at my walmart
>sees my anime shirt
>"never seen that one. me i like bugs bunny."

>>53915601
Do you have tornado insurance?

>>53915632
No but i do have flood insurance.

>>53915546
>everybody thinks we're going down so we're gonna go up
>because... everybody is dumb and I'm smart

>>53915601
I truly hope you survive. But if you don't, film it.

>>53915601
it's just a storm line, it can't make tornados, you'll be fine

>>53915654
there's a tornado warning for south Dallas

>>53915654
Thats what I thought but theyre blasting off the sirens everywhere now. Pretty sure youd need more rotation but maybe you can get some tornados out of it. If anything we are all about to lose power though.

>>53915129
>>53915201
>mentally ill bulltards will disrupt this potentially amazing ticket to freedom so they can continue to gamble on shitcoins and overleveraged meme stocks

Reminder every tick up in the stock market is another delay to breaking free from this hell.

>>53915601
h-how you still posting anon are you posting from inside the eye of the tornado right now?

>US 10Y down 5 pips
the economy is saved

>JAPAN'S FINANCE MINISTER SUZUKI: THE PURCHASE OF ETFS BY THE BOJ IS PART OF THE BOJ'S EASING POLICY.
The Bank of Japan is a SOXL bagholder?

>>53915668
Im east dfw. it just blasted through ft worth and knocked out their lights. probably going to hit me shortly. I got my phone fully charged so i can shitpost until the building collapses.

>>53915682
way to be prepared

>>53915682
Sounds like you're getting peak storm intensity right now/soon
https://www.lightningmaps.org/#m=stn;t=4;dn=1;b=28.99;tc=0;d=8;dl=2;dc=0;z=8;y=32.6972;x=-96.4297;o=1;s=0;ts=0;

HUBC

You have 10 minutes. You have been warned.

is it time to buy tmf

>>53915639
This is how the market has always worked. 1929, 2000, 2007. All bull euphoria.

Now? Bear euphoria. Which means we melt up.

is texas good for a white man?

>>53915706
David Hunter has a daughter trying to get into Hollywood. He sold out as a favor to the jews so they give his daughter a break

>>53915698
Im in plano so i may somehow dodge it....not sure.

>>53915546
Did you just conveniently ignore that today was a slurp day

>>53915706
>that's his actual thesis
lmao Mumus sure are dumb

>>53915698
copperas cove is such a shit hole
maybe the lightning will destroy it once and for all

>>53915699
Thanks anon, the 30 seconds of DD makes it look like a nice pump and dump target this week

>>53915562
he probably doesnt fit in cars

waifu is working late tonight, gimme a film to watch, i was thinking die hard 3

>>53915768
yellowbrickroad

>>53915768
bone tomahawk

>>53915768
We're doing die hard 3 for smg movie nite soon... hopefully... it keeps getting requested

>>53915768

>>53915701
I'm in TMV.
Waiting to see how bonds react to service PMI tomorrow morning.

If you see gold breaking down hard then I'd say stay clear.

bros
what if you could see any woman naked at any time but any time you did, you had to immediately get a handjob from a meth addict (male)?
would you rather do that, or buy and hold GNUS and you could never explain too anybody why

>>53915768
berserk golden arc

>>53915822
Look at those lusciously lickable fisheye eyeballs

>>53915768
I watched M3gan earlier today. It was wavy and borderline unwatchable

>>53915774
Interesting idea and ok acting but mostly meh. It's like Blair Witch for people who think they're too smart for witchcraft.
>>53915768
The Burning (1981) is on Prime right now. It's a nice low involvement slasher with some eye-catching young flesh.
If you're not in to horror (shame on you) the classic Escape From New York is on, and if you want to laugh at something you might have once loved the Robocop remake is as well.

>>53914188
whats the difference between the two

>>53915897
VOO is S&P 500
VTI is total market

>>53914188
>you would have made 200%+ in the last 10 years with them
and 0% in the next 10 years

>>53915889
Escape From New York is great and you can’t go wrong watch any of the Robocop films. The first one can stand on it’s own merit while two and three are bad in a fun way. The 2010s Robocop is hilariously bad but it completely nailed the world building. The film opens up with the US occupation of Tehran haha

>Futures

C3.AI holders eating good tonight (if you aren’t still underwater)

>>53915546
That is true, as always, but your timing may be off a ways.

Good relaxing day. Green landed in the account. I napped during the afternoon. Wife "surprised" me while I was watching tv. Hey I can take a hint, said "to hell with the tv" and uh we retired to the bedroom although no sleeping was going on.

>>53915768
What does this picture mean.

>>53916037
Nice, how far from retirement are you Gov Job anon?

>>53916037
I'm glad you're so happy
Meanwhile, my life is getting worse by the day

>>53915768
Watch The House That Jack Built

>>53915975
kek trying to prop up the house of cards from falling again

>>53915916
Yeah that's fair on Robocop. It's not like they were ever highbrow stuff. FWIW I was very entertained by the new one but I felt the run time was too much by 10-20 minutes, and it lost something in having Murphy be a victim of corporate intrigue instead of a much more straightforward and sympathetic KIA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEYoY3NwF24

>>53916062
he's the most miserable person in these threads, why do you think he posts what he does

>>53916061
Well I can take the standard option and walk without any reduction in payout in 2031 or I can work 13 more to get the max. Either way I choose to do it I'd still be a good clip from age 65.

>>53915768
John Wick films
The Arrival (Sci-Fi)
The Alamo (both 1960 and 2004)
Original Robocop is good
Demolition Man prophetic about wokeness

>>53916209
By wokeness, do you mean the three seashells?

>>53916125
He seems happy because he also seems blissfully unaware of how miserable his life probably is, but I don't know

>>53915975

>>53916056
gabbie carter is preggers

>>53916252
He doesn't know about the seashells.

>>53916252
Nah he probs means that Taco Bell doesn't even serve the Fire Roasted sauce in the future, and that rat burgers are a solid idea.

>>53916392
>>53916392
>>53916392

>>53916408
Thank you for doing it >for free.

>>53915768
Ex Machina

options are gay

>>53916474
No better than OK.

>>53913901
>TRKA
I have 50 thousand shares. I'm yoloing the fuck out if this.