/biz/ - Business & Finance

EARLY BAKERS TONGUE MY ANUS

YA YA YA EYE EYE YAY AOHOOHO

>>53912138
It's not a scam, you should read a book before posting here.

>>53912150
That's a dude.

Bless the Baker faggot
Im green lads ...

DA DA DA DA
DADA DA DADADA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEXHeTcxQy4

good beat evil today

>he isnt buying 0dte calls at 1:55pm every day

Reminder tomorrow is Friday

>>53912150
I’d tongue her anus if you know what I mean…

>>53912150
Where do I go to fuck alien pussy and ass?

>>53912138
Is it time to buy some tmf?

>>53912176
Do you have any idea what kind of extraterrestrial diseases you're asking for? Have you never read The Andromeda Strain?

>>53912176
>>53912181
Uranus lmaooo

>>53912161
Did I give you permission to post my pic anon? Answer me now!

>>53912162
Got it blame on the juice.

>>53912175
I'm trying to lose weight anon. Have mercy. Doctor told me I'm going to die of heart attack soon if I don't lose 180lbs

Powell owes me rape hikes

TEN MINUTE WARNING

TEN MINUTES TILL SOUR HOUR COMMENCING

PLACE YOUR BETS!

Inflation was after all just transitory
soft landing confirmed

>>53912183
Yes, lend the US government money at a fixed rate for 10, 20, 30 years. This is a smart play.

>>53912210
The real tranny was the frens we made along he ways!

>>53912201
>180lbs
Uh just how much do you weigh anon? I would also recommend you post your hand for reference

>>53912207
I bet on the most power hour of the year so far.

Conjunction of Jupiter and Venus.

Expansion of LOVE.

>>53912210
>backtested data of a year
>blockchain
Stop posting this dumb shit.

>>53912221
I love women so much it's unreal.

>>53912235
very gay

>>53912221
That's it! I'm goblina posting!

>>53912176
You mean you would put your tongue where she poops?

>>53912247

I'm about to exit my SPXL calls. I saw this pump happening but there's a an asshole from the fed speaking today and we know what happens when they do that.

Why are banks dumping when yields are climbing ?

>>53912235
Based women lover

>>53912138
>>53912148
10 posts too early, /biz/ has a 310 bump, and this board isn't exactly loaded with new threads

First for the $1.99 McDouble is the tastiest and best deal in all of fast food. Long MCD

>>53912181
what do you think the area 51 raids were about

>>53912253
Fuck you baggot. I hope your gookfu puts pine-sol in your yukgaejang

> He baked?

How is the market still holding up with the 10Y at 4%, DXY surging again, inflation going back up all coincident with shit earnings? Are investors just trying to price past a recession now?

>>53912263
faggot bakers don't care

>>53912181
Come home white man

>>53912247
stop now bro

>>53912248
Hopefully while she's still actually pooping

>>53912275
>>53912247
oh it's her again...

>>53912260
>Yields climbing as a result of good economy = good for banks
>Yields climbing as a result of stagflation = bad for banks

>>53912226
it has nothing to do with blockchain and you outed yourself "baggie". Just because they offer their data on chain doesnt makes the data dlt dependent

>>53912260
Banks hold bonds ladders, bonds go down when yields rise. Banks are losing their ass on bonds. They also need to pay up for deposits now to be competitive and then there are lots of charge offs on consumer credit cards right now and mortgages are drying up.

Goldman is losing their shirt on consumer credit.

So bored of this shit.

>>53912289
Nope. Anya posting is the last straw for me. She's fucking disgusting. I can tolerate Liz posting but anya posting crosses the line.

Look at DXY. Look at Treasuries. this is a clear scam pump. Caused by the planet of women. VENUS and ZESUS. Got it blame on the JUICE!

>>53912282
recession has been deboonked for now, chud. No one is selling out of fear. Everytime we dump it's because of rates and dollar getting priced into stocks not because people think earnings will go down.

>>53912312
The Jews are Saturnfags, anon.

>>53912282
>wily coyote market that hasn't looked down yet

Someone call the ACME Fed.

>>53912312
orange or grape?

>>53912323
Still time to delete this

>MMM Dec'25 deep ITM calls trading at almost no premium
Talk me out of going all-in

LNG bros we eating good today

>>53912335
I will not.

SOUR HOUR!

LETS GOOOOOOO!!

>>53912328
I won't believe anything she writes until a man publishes an article confirming it

>>53912347
Well I won't be standing down either.

>>53912312
i have been monitoring the dixie chart more than anything else in recent weeks. it tells the truth. equities will follow.

>SPY: +0.56%
>JEPI: +0.62%
Get FUCKED, JEPI chads stay winning

>>53912370
How baggie met gookfu

>>53912360
it was written in 2020 anyway, but I'll repurpose the image and article title to apply to the stock market.

>>53912370
I think I'll have a seat.

Anyone buying broadcom before markets close?

>>53912359
nop.

>>53912383
>When he's white

>>53912235
me too and i love cheeseburgers and fried fish
also i sold some tqqq

>he bot
>dump eet

>>53912392
Get comfortable

>>53912394
Been wanting to swap my MU for AVGO. If they dump I might finally do it.

Why are we pumping on bad news?

>>53912424
Clown market

>>53912183
Maybe if the fed is raising rates but not slowing inflation and you expect there to be some sort of demand destruction due to inflation rising so much faster than wages causing a liquidity crises and the algos want dollars because people need them to settle transactions like a bunch of margin calls or something IDK

Whats the fastest way to learn Chinese?

>>53912394
I would wait a day anon. It might seem like a nice investment now but we literally cannot predict what happens next.
Take a deep breath, look up this company, check out its performance for the last month or year.
It's not a dying company but you need to ask yourself "Am I willing to wait for this to go well if it doesn't pump tomorrow?"
There's your answer.

>>53912415
He may be an abhorrent skelly creature and she may be a disgusting fish bug demi human hybrid, but at least they found love.

What do Venus and Jupiter mean for the stock market?

>>53912193
Cute boy

>>53912440
Drop some pans down the stairs.

Bought $5000 of ITA.
planning on holding it for a few years.
But a bit mad there's no divvie.
Maybe i should just stick to rtx?

For things called moving averages, they sure don't move a lot!

>>53912323
>>53912335

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOzA23ibxjU

>>53912424
it's all algo's playing with eachother. News algo pumps price -> technical momentum algos kick in-> volatility algos kick in

>>53912424
The market is forward looking and when fed faggots paint rosey pictures, retard bulls blow a load and slurp until reality comes back and paints a realistic picture and the market goes down a few %, then rinse and repeat.
Remember, the Caracas stock market went up over 200,000% YoY in 2019 in nominal terms.

>>53912445
At least she has cute feet but God her face is terrifying

>>53912445
Anyone can find love when they have money anon. He is a sniff Chad though which I have respect for.

took a $2k loss today, still up $3k from two weeks ago, but this sucks

>>53912415
Well good for him but damn I feel sorry for the kids

Wait, HOOD's cash-card will comp you up to $10/week into your stonk purchases, and their sweep pays 4.15%? Networked 90,000 Free ATM's?

Y'all are speechless at this impressive power hour!

>pooper hour
>let's fucking poop

>>53912545
That means its working.

>>53912538
>stonk

>>53912545
Not impressed all all. This is some weak shit and will be erased with a dump tomorrow.

>>53912559
Holy shit Raj, would you please get any amount of tact, at all? Just steal some from a nigger.
>>53912565
Hell naw, I'm in /smg/ with diamond hands

>>53912545
'ooooo''aaahhhhhh'

>>53912545
Consider this hour, empowered.

>>53912571
I'm being facetious.

>>53912545
i've been watching the market too long to be surprised by this power hour. This movement has happened after every FOMC since the end of last summer. Market structure is set up to sustain end of day pumps when options are expiring (which they now do every day)

>>53912538
Yep, I have been in the process of moving all of my resources into HOOD for that round up deal and the 1.5% (I don't have enough for the Gold returns to be worth the $5 mo).

>>53912545
I would. I haven't coomed in 1 month. I would spray my seed on the large surface between her eyes

>fed fuckos have to queue trade way in advance to avoid conflicts od interest
>Drop some news around when the sell would happen to create their own exit liquidity
>Come back later to rescind news
Thanks for playing

>>53912591
i'm feeling it.

>>53912628
Hahaha remember that time the Fed members sold the top in 2021? That was hilarious.

Did we really pop off today from that Fed speaker saying were going to pause in summer?

Fucking kek, how do I short new york?

>>53912663
yes the economy is so good it can't sustain interest rates at this level

>>53912663
Yes. The market is governed by trolling in the current year. Watch Bullard come out in >2 weeks and say inflation is still tooooooo hot and we're thinking about maybe considering 75 Pepsis.

>>53912652
I liquidated my 401k November 2021, just to throw all of it into Litecoin at $190. I fucked up

>>53912314
If you thought there was no recession why would you sell stocks on rates going up? It would be irrelevant

>>53912689
>I liquidated my 401k November 2021
Nice.
>just to throw all of it into Litecoin at $190
Infinite keks.

Higher for longer meant SPX, not rates.

>>53912628
They shouldn't be allowed to have any speculative investments while holding office.

>>53912503
>$2K
Just how much are you fucking around with each trade?

>>53912663
Yes, even though what he said was already in line with the fed's dot plot and in line with market expectations. But more importantly, the S&P 500 touched the 200 DMA and so the robots flipped the fuck out

>>53912716
Remember, Powell considers this to be tightening financial conditions.

>>53912701
because of equity risk premium

>>53912673
Call your representative and tell them you want to make Escape From New York a documentary

>>53912680
>>53912682
>>53912729

sounds like its going to 25bps hikes every meeting that's what the Fed funds futes imply

WHICH IS BULL SHHHITTT
NEED MOE HIKES
MY 40's N BLUNTS CAWTS 2 MUCH

Uranium is really dragging my portfolio today DAMN

>>53912150
Literal goddess.

The CPI data obviously leaked and it is of course extremely good. The Fed meeting won't happen until after that data is made public so we will continue to trail off the rate hikes and hit the soft landing.

>>53912729
that happened at 10am. Pump had nothing to do with that

buy the SNOW dip

>>53912741
4% on the 10Y isn't enough to motivate someone to sell stocks.

BOIL firming back up

Is the recession cancelled now?

Will TQQQ hit 25 tomorrow? My calls might end up worth something then

>>53912781
you can get 5% on the 6 month who gives a shit about the 10y

>We're closing at 400

>>53912801
Not enough as shown by the market reaction.

>>53912497
>Caracas
I can't believe a fucking commie spic jungle has a stock market. I mean, I guess the entirety of it consists of oil and gas companies.

Jesus!

I hate 0dte options so much it is unreal.

Getting real sick of these intraday bullshit Fed comments causing massive swings in the market.

I am going to take the Anya posters bussy. Mark my words.

Fed prints money, money goes into markets. Simple as.

>>53912138
whats the difference between these?

>>53912785
BOIL chads

>>53912260
The last time we had a real estate crash, banks crashed the hardest

>market stil front running ZIRP and QE
can't wait for these fucks to get obliterated

>>53912825
Me too. Im hopping over to overnight future indexes. This shit is a scam.

I was the last one to buy a option contract over a month ago at a particular price/expiry.

>>53912616
they give you $1k credit to spend if you take the Gold deal.
I don't know if they give you interest on their margin in your account, but an indexed ETF divy payer would easily cover the .5%/month.

that was it, wasn't it. that was the bottom.

bet the whole range retraces tomorrow

>>53912830

>>53912833
ARCA is a US exchange, TSE a Canuck one.

>>53912811
This pump has nothing to with rates. Fed comment about rates caused the 2 candles at 1:35, the rest is market structure hedging

LET'S FUCKIN' GOOOOOOOOOO
BREAK 1%
BREAK 1%
BREAK 1%

>>53912865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLQawHJ38Sc

>>53912866

QUICK
Tell me what to play before earnings

>>53912890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM

>>53912869
cool thankyou

>>53912894

BULL TRAP SCAM PUMP FOR SUCKERS

should i fomo into s&p i hold no stocks kek, sold my pox ones for shitcoin gambling after massive losses

>>53912138
Kashkari speaking at 6 PM.

>>53912913

>>53912927
>should i fomo
YOLO

>>53912901
Lately I've been enjoying Gunfire Reborn with a buddy of mine.

>>53912927

>>53912792
It's been canceled. The past couple of weeks have just been JP Morgan bear trapping everybody for a final wealth steel before very good CPI comes out in 10 days. All it's been are meme metrics that have been a shilled to try to get people to sell. Like PPI. The last absolutely oh my god horrible report put us at the same PPI we were two years ago at the same point. It's hilarious.

imagine being a stupid fucking ber.
beautiful retrace and test of these lower levels.
we officially have clearance for takeoff.

SPY 450 EOY

>>53912927
STOP.

its over bears... you lost

>>53912755
>>53912963
you glow so hard

>>53912989
Imagine being a Bobo 5 months after the low was hit.

>>53912963
Kek no. The prices on everything are still going up. Inflation hasn't been beaten, it hasn't even been contained.

>>53912999
>Muh used cars
I see you've been reading JP Morgan propaganda. Use car prices have been going up for years. You believe meme metrics.

>>53912999
Why contain it?

>>53912443

That's it I'm shorting the Nasdump

Uh, we actually might've got a little overbought, chief.

>>53912999
i always find it funny how bers are conspiracy theorists and don't believe MSM. yet they believe all these bullshit numbers that come out and think they mean anything.
inflation is a meme. earnings are a meme. printer go brr and s&p go brr

>>53912995
Imagine thinking a bullshit empty vague comment by some suit at the Fed against weeks of shit data is going to pump the market to new ATH.

This is a sucker's rally.

>>53913015
Let it spill over into the stores and car dealerships, let the defaults pile up on the balance sheets.

In the end, they'll beg us to save them.

>>53913031
The printer isnt going brrrr though. Literally the exact opposite.

Hey guys. The business guy inspired me to create my own multibillion company as well.
My product will be called "Tocampyugo". It will be used by hate police to recognize anti-semites. The idea is simple. Device will have a display and infra-red camera. Display will show attached gif. Infrared sensor will detect if person has a negative reaction to it.
I should be able to create first prototype before next WEF summit, where I will seek funding. Wish me luck.

>>53913048
the government has stopped spending money? they print when the fed isn't.

>Those hoping for economic collapse, remember: the good guys always win

We aren't pivoting until commenters like this rope

>>53913007
Literally everything has gone up in price and is still going up in price. Groceries have gone up yet again since I last was at the store. Globalism is collapsing, and now all countries are starting to fend for themselves.like china and Russia. The US is too retarded to be nationalists so that's completely off the table.
>>53913031
>Money printer
That's what they're doing. The geriatrics in office are just going to print until the US defaults and then they'll die peacefully while giving the rest of us the finger.

>>53913066
they sell treasuries and interest rates are ATH.

>>53913070
>Literally everything has gone up in price and is still going up in price.
literally doesn't matter.
>That's what they're doing. The geriatrics in office are just going to print until the US defaults and then they'll die peacefully while giving the rest of us the finger.
indeed. not today though junior.
not anytime soon infact.

>>53913043
you silly goose. they're just writing up the totals long after the fact. we had 25-50% inflation 2 years ago. they're just not willing to tell you all that was happening at once.
these numbers aren't even real, they're the
>well, we gotta make the books look legit at some point, so we'll show them it's still creeping
inflation is basically done. production is putting a nail in consumer inflation, and the earnings will put the taxes in the coffers..

But you gotta get rid of JB and KH, they're dimwits who will get you killed.

>>53913066
>>53913089
>>53913031
zelensky is getting all the BRRRR now.
Buy DFEN 3x defense/aerospace

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>53913100
they needed a scapegoat to scare all the retards out of the next epic bullrun. it is upon us friend and im balls deep.

>>53913092
What do you mean it doesn't matter. It very much matters. If the cost of goods to up, people buy less, when people buy less the companies lose money, when companies lose money their stock goes down. I mean unless you're short that is not a good scenario for anyone investing long.

>>53913112
+1%, which is the opposite of yestrday, which was -1%. I wonder what will happen tomorrow.

>>53913116
Me, I'm probably gonna write covered calls and make %3 forever.
Who needs excitement?

>>53913112
+0.76 I'm back to highs not seen since Friday.

>>53913031
retard

>>53913112
1% up.
Just a hundred more of these svp

>>53913112
-.16%. Not too bad considering how my day started off. Averaged down on SENS, hoping for good earnings on the 15th.

>>53913112
+0.56%
we chillin'

Does anyone know what's going on here? These are SI puts. How come some of them seem to have fallen off the face of the earth?

>>53913136
probably implied volatility rank.

>>53913119
nobody is buying less. every restaurant i go to is fucking packed. the airport is insane. people are spending.
>>53913123
i have a dopamine deficiency. im also partially sadistic.

>>53913112
>XLB: 1.15%
>XLC: 0.96%
>XLE: 0.89%
>XLF: -0.48%
>XLI: 1.19%
>XLK: 1.24%
>XLP: 1.34%
>XLRE: 1.3%
>XLU: 1.89%
>XLV: 0.61%
>XLY: -0.33%

>Me: -1.47%
>YTD: -1.86%

2 year hits a new high and these idiots ramp it? GTFO the fuck outta here.

>>53913141
???

>>53913112
Not so good they said buy SNOW it's a good company and stuff but apparently it's a scam or some shitcoin and now I'm poor. Thanks wallstreet :(

>>53913125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvmNRXdb2ng

>>53913132
doing better than me today. I trashed myself overnight on TSLA and then cucked out to give you guys a nice floor. but I used the SI fuckup to squeeze some nice gains back into the cash pot.
ZIM is ripping me. I think I'm getting jewed betting on jews.
-0.6%

>>53913112
Ended right about where I started...slurped some soxl, honestly seems like the algo is doing this on purpose to be so precise.

>>53913144
>nobody is buying less. every restaurant i go to is fucking packed. the airport is insane. people are spending.

These means the Fed needs to tighten more.

>>53913161
%change is based on trades, not the ask. If no trade happen no change is reported

>>53913112
I should have bought more GOOGL

>>53913112

Why has CNBC and WSJ been shilling Salesforce for last 2 months so much? What's so great about this stupid company?

>>53913166
Man, I just confused Boston, Chicago, and Journey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUAYeN3Rp2E

>>53913144
Well the numbers would definitely disagree with your anecdotal "people are spending" theory. Yeah I'm sure in the affluent areas people are still spending but that doesn't represent the majority of the country where people are living paycheck to paycheck or worse.

>>53913144
>nobody is buying less. every restaurant i go to is fucking packed. the airport is insane. people are spending.
Its because the repercussions haven't been felt yet.

>>53913227
>not my problem
this is america, we dont give a shit about poor minorities that can't afford eggs.

>>53913220
idk but my dad was talking them up last week and sold them on open this morning for like +20%

>>53913221
Boston has 2 guitars and is normally up front on the high hat, Chicago has horns and sax and tends to play more blues, and Journey is the center hit keyboard sounds with near counter-tenor vocals of that Steve guy.

Here comes the aftermarket selloff.

>>53913235
>2 more weeks

>>53913235
A lot of people are just giving up. There are multiple people in my life, myself included, that just said fuck it went from working 6 days a week to 3. I have about $5k in the bank. Never going to retire, social security will be gone and so will Medicare if I even make it to that age. Just going to make just enough money to survive, sit around and smoke pot, and play vidya. There is really no point in playing a game that's rigged from the start.

What the absolute fuck was that MSFT volume spike right at the end

>>53913144
Same. Every time I go out anywhere, whether to a store, bar, restaurant, movies, whatever, they're all packed to the brim, especially restaurants. They need to restart student loan payments, that'll fucking show 'em.

>>53913262
sounds comfy.

>>53913257
If you aren't poor you'll literally never know it's happening. 38 million Americans live in poverty. That's fucking staggering considering it's easily fixable if the government would actually invest in its own country rather than trying to bring gay marriage to Russia. The bottom is falling out.

>>53913255
bullish engulfing on the daily. look at previous bullish engulfing candles off significant levels. we will see at least 408 before a correction.

>>53913112
Still cash, still waiting. You play..but I wait..I wait for that slup...that one ultimate slurp above all slurps..and i wait0w44r

You dumb niggers over bought, and market is about to dump tomorrow because the chinks will be taking the profits. Dumb fucks. I hope you all lose your homes.

>>53913221
well heck anon, I think I was confusing Journey with Styx.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fro_XQzgwKY

>>53913262
I agree, a lot of these people that have given up are still at the companies though, doing fuck all, working from home, ect and they just havent been cut yet.

mfs act like we can't stop raising rates until everyone's living is a damn dust bowl.

>>53913295
>if the government would actually invest in its own country
They do, but only for themselves at the top. Just join the club. True Roman Senate aristocratic shit.
>>53912150
>Buy it all, Bearer of the Curse.

>>53913295
how many are spics and nogs.

>>53912138
F
U
C
K

P
D
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TRADE UNDER THESE CONDITIONS
PDT IS RACIST

>every 2 weeks, retirement fund managers have to slurp the dip on bluechips
Makes sense. Wonder how the seasonality looks

>>53913295
Sure glad I’m not poor (or black)

>>53913316
they will raise rates until we go to war

>>53913274
It has its moments. I'm not anti-work by any stretch, but I've been alive for 35 years and never in my life have I seen the United States in such a hopeless state. Important jobs get paid nothing, completely worthless jobs are getting 6 figures salaries. Nothing is organic. It's just one giant house of cards that only stands because people are delusional enough to think of they close their eyes, cover their eyes, and make loud noises, all of the problems will go away instead of just handling the problem. Im just gonna sit in the sidelines until normalfag wake up or until the country collapses.

>>53913323
>you must defeat the 11 daughters of Bog with your cock

>>53913323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XcKBmdfpWs

>>53913112
-2% today. I don't know why Tesla is down so much.

I sold SPY calls today. Naked of course.

>>53913339
>we
lol, lmao even.

>>53913351
>TSLA down 6%
>QQQ up 1%

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GPOPYDAf10

>>53913331
>something to think about the next time you think about buying shares of a stock like Apple, Tesla, or McDonald's Corp
imagine investing in globohomo

Broadcom (AVGO) 10.33 / 10.18 8.92B / 8.9B

>>53913351
Investor day was pretty mellow for Elon's reputation. No big rollouts. 3 hours of what came down to a show-and-tell of each department.
Not one of Elon's high days, he really did look plain distracted by Twitter.
The good thing, his team was on the ball with each of their departments.

>>53913295
>38 million Americans live in poverty
I gotta know what the income cutoff is for this

>>53913112
Scam. Pump. For. Suckers.

>>53913368
what if you buy globohomo and then sell a week later for profit? Isnt that sort of like Jewing the Jew?

>>53913368
I mean if you're a zoomer or a boomer and do that, sure. But if you step back and think about it, it's no wonder the S&P performed so consistently since the 70s and 80s.
So then, perhaps equities that aren't part of a major index or fund have more organic price action? Or perhaps smallcap value companies that are on the indices are worth focusing on, since managers will inflate the price?

>>53913295
It's not fixable as long as people repeat boomer advice like "get a degree in whatever and you'll make it". But I guess 'free' college would help.

>>53913217
That's a chad move. I bought only equivalent of 1.5% of my total portfolio on Tuesday. Wish I was not a pussy

>>53913306
just park your cash in TBIL while you wait.

>>53912945
>>53912943
>>53912913
>>53912906
>>53912894
reminder this is a giant bubble

>>53913396
>what if you buy globohomo and then sell a week later for profit?
no, that makes you a financial terrorist

>>53913341
i would love nothing more than to watch globohomo burn to the ground. nothing would bring me more joy than watching a bunch of trannys running around starving to death.
but i also realize it's not going to happen. its not part of the plan. the new world order is just getting started. a slow decline into hell. in the meantime, might as well partake in the profits. i just hope i can make enough to fuck off someplace in montana and live comfy.

>>53913421
>Not using log

>>53913387
Its like 50k per household or something, seems a lot worse than the 2010s.

>>53913112
+0.53% on my Roth
-1.41% on my crypto
-0.24% on my Precious Metals
+0.00% on my cash
+0.53% on my used cars
-5.5% on my orange juice in my fridge

>>53913402
>But I guess 'free' college would help.
Quite the opposite, west needs to realize were not all equal and for some people.

VTNR is the gift that keeps giving

>>53913440
full time at $20/hr is only $38,400/year, GROSS
after taxes it'll be $25,000

most people are making less than $20

>>53913387
https://www.healthcare.gov/glossary/federal-poverty-level-fpl/
$13,000 for singles, $18,000 for pairs, $23,000 for families of three, and so on!

>>53913427
Everything the WEF is trying to implement is going up in flames. Just because a bunch of privileged, fart sniffing, megalomaniac, narcissists, think they're going to enslave humanity doesn't mean it's actually going to happen. The average person is very predictable but also equally unpredictable. You can't just map out a plan for world domination based on stupid predictions.

>>53913458
most people are in a relationship
>50k per household

>>53913458
imagine working a miserable job that makes you suicidal yet still being broke as fuck. i feel real bad for wagies man.

>>53913463
>$13,000 for singles
let's see, federal minimum wage of $7.25/hr * 40 * 4 * 12 = $13920

so if you work full time for $7.25/hr you are officially NOT poor

>>53913458
What a shitty rat race we live in. Add in all of the invaders from South America and Africa and we have ourselves glorified serfdom. Get in the pod wagie

>>53913458
I wonder what it's like to live in a part of the US where $15/hr isn't a totally decent wage. Probably half my city is "under the poverty line" despite owning a home, a car, and having no issues with buying food

>>53913430

>COST

>>53913490
just debtmaxxx and declare bankruptcy. i have a friend who did it twice until he struck it rich.

>>53913480
Not everyone has the privilege of being a NEET. You have to have sympathetic parents for them to let you live in their basement and do nothing for years.
>>53913485
Don't forget the government takes a quarter of that right off the top.

>>53913421
> removing copyright notice
typical /smg/

>>53912565
SMG started saying it first but yeah it looks bad now. Reddit had to steal that and diamond hands from here

>>53913493
OK you guys need to stop with your Mott Capital shit.

>>53913471
My bad I think the 50k number comes from California, actual threshold is some complicated number from a variety of factors.

https://www.census.gov/library/publications/2022/demo/p60-277.html

>>53913471
>most people are in a relationship
63% of men under 30 are single

>there are still anons holding tech stonks

Comfiest stock or ETF to sell covered calls on?

>>53913550
TLT

>>53913463
The way the health department calculates it and the way the census bureau calculate it don't seem to add up.

>>53913508
nigger the official source is
https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/world-gdp-over-the-last-two-millennia
it's literally in the bottom right of the image
>2023 C MottCapital
MottCapital is fraudulently copyrighting this and should be sued. it's not their data, or their copyright. it's literally released under

https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/deed.en_US
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
You are free to:

Share — copy and redistribute the material in any medium or format
Adapt — remix, transform, and build upon the material
for any purpose, even commercially.

This license is acceptable for Free Cultural Works.

The licensor cannot revoke these freedoms as long as you follow the license terms.

Under the following terms:

Attribution — You must give appropriate credit, provide a link to the license, and indicate if changes were made. You may do so in any reasonable manner, but not in any way that suggests the licensor endorses you or your use.

>They are illegally altering this chart by adding their copyright statement and an implication that the data is theirs, and then providing financial advice with it.

Someone should inform FINRA

>>53913507
>a quarter of that right off the top.
>What are progressive tax brackets?

>>53913550
Anything that just rallied and has short term volatility

>>53913449
I sold my VTNR too soon

>>53913564
If you're a single male, they are taking 25% from you regardless of how much you make.

>>53913495

>>53913541
>100% of children under 5 are single
not everyone is like you, stop cherry picking

>>53913560
Creative commons is a license created by Mott Capital. It indeed allows you to share and adapt his work, but only with his permission.
But go ahead and sue him, he already won 185 cases this year alone. You will be next.

>>53913527
>(((actual threshold is some complicated number from a variety of factors.)))
like racism
nobody talks about the chongs who make all your shit making $1/hr.

>>53913609
People talk about it literally all the time

>>53913582
don't know where you get that idea from. your first 10k is tax free at the federal level

>>53913470
They fucked up releasing covid, fucked up during, continuing to fuck up now. Instead they entered the spotlight, made themselves look terrible, and pissed away whatever existing trust there was in them, in corporations, in media, in Jews.

>>53913614
>People talk about it literally all the time
where?
post sauce from MSM
last news on the labor front biden unconstitutionally stopped a labor strike and then an entire train load worth of chemical weapons got vented into ohio

>>53913590
>>100% of children under 5 are single
Are you sure about that? There are a lot of Muslims on this planet and arranged marriages do exist in other cultures. Don't be a bigot, invest in Blackrock.

>>53913653

The forces of evil won today :(

>>53913359
Oh shit dude I bought spy calls, in a t-shirt. Don't worry bro I'll sell them back at 0 cost if globo-homo wins the week. We're in this together

>>53913470
>The average person is very predictable but also equally unpredictable.
the "average person" ie john d. white guy is not fighting globohomo

it's black people who refuse to comply, the WEF has largely won in europe but the muslims have the same effect as american blacks, they will only comply to get gibs and when they feel they are not getting gibs they will destroy things and form their own tribal governments

>>53912170
>>53913674

>>53913590
Okay, ya grooming fuckin' weeb.

>>53913470
nope. they already won. the final chess pieces are almost in place. much work still needs to be done though. they need to grab all our guns first before the real grid lockdown comes into place. give it another 20 years.

>>53913724
>give it another 20 years.
all white countries are already disarmed except half of American states

>>53913704
just look at how many idiots willfully injected poison into themselves because the TV said so. it's a lost cause. with the help of tech and AI, human race will experience a dystopian hellhole dark age like never seen.

>>53913704
The only difference between a white person and a nigger is money. Visit a trailer park sometime. The money is drying up amongst the white community too.
>>53913724
They definitely haven't won, if anything they've lost ground.

>>53913112
Traded my 6000$ profit down to just 1300$.

One day I will learn to just pack it in when I’m up decently but not today….

Someone bake already

>>53913814
how have they lost ground?
>>53913822
over trading was my biggest hurdle too. the real killer is that one day you overtrade and it works in your favor. but overtime, it's an account killer.

>>53913839

They already did
>>53912179
>>53912179
>>53912179

>decide I want negress gf
>spend all day planning how to get negress gf
>come home and fap
>no longer want negress gf
Like magic.

>>53913850
huh, nobody sent me a link. I wonder why

>>53912308

>>53913244
The irony is you'll be both of those soon.

>>53913446
College is free in germany and in florida for people who excel at it.